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Eastenders 25 December 2025 Part 1
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00:00Music
00:18Are you having a dark side of your own?
00:22Happy Christmas!
00:24Happy Christmas!
00:28Happy Christmas
00:36Best Christmas
00:58They do it come on
01:25Thank you so much more present you should have done that
01:28Why are you so quiet?
01:30Oh it's just a lot you know I mean
01:32This is my first Christmas with family in forever
01:34Well strap yourself in because
01:36We've got half a Walford coming over later
01:38Ooh
01:40Talking to H come on mate
01:42Let's get the show on the road eh
01:44See you like the bit
01:46Come on
01:48And it's only just because
01:50It's only just because
01:52I'm driving home for Christmas
01:54I'm driving home for Christmas
01:56I don't know why
01:58I don't know why
02:00I don't know why
02:02I don't know why
02:04It's so long
02:06But I will be there
02:10I'll sing this song
02:12To pass the time away
02:16Driving in my car
02:18Hey
02:20Hey
02:22Happy Christmas darling girl
02:26Something to keep you warm
02:28Oh this is
02:30This is gorgeous
02:32I'm sorry I didn't get you anything
02:34You're giving me the best Christmas present a girl could want
02:36Revenge
02:38Oh no
02:40The conscience thing again
02:42We've been through this
02:44That woman that deserves everything that is coming to her
02:48She had two perfect little angels
02:50Two perfect babies
02:52And she just walked away
02:53Yeah but maybe she was depressed
02:55Yeah maybe
02:56Maybe she can help it
02:57Well why is she looking for your brother and not for you?
03:00You've seen how she lives
03:02She wasn't abused
03:03Not penniless
03:04She's perfectly happy and healthy
03:06With family who love her
03:08Who could have loved you?
03:12That woman deserves everything that is coming to her today
03:19When are we meeting?
03:20Later
03:21When the pub's empty
03:22We don't want any witnesses do we?
03:26Jasmine
03:28If you'd have been my little girl
03:30I would have treasured you
03:32You are special
03:34And after today
03:36That woman cannot haunt your thoughts anymore
03:39This is closure
03:41Trust me yeah
03:43I'll message you later
03:45Go
03:55Tough to tone Fu
03:57alags
04:00Oh I got red lights
04:01All around
04:07Driving home for Christmas
04:09Yeah
04:11Get my feet on holy ground
04:14Right, Jack and Denise.
04:19Chop up.
04:20Oh, Arby, you are naughty, but yes, I will.
04:22Thank you very much.
04:23Me.
04:24Right.
04:25Jack, Denise.
04:26Oh, I've forgotten now.
04:27What, again?
04:28Oh, well, I'll have to start from the top now.
04:30Right, where's it?
04:31Great, at the end, dear.
04:32Yeah, put it again, then.
04:33Put it at the top of that thing.
04:34Oh, no, thanks.
04:35I'm very strong, Theo.
04:36Merry Christmas, man.
04:37Of course.
04:38What's that for?
04:39Oscar!
04:40Oh, hi!
04:41Oscar, I ain't even had my kids yet.
04:44There you go.
04:45And Johnson.
04:46Happy Christmas, darling.
04:47Isn't that fair?
04:48Happy Christmas.
04:49Oi, have you heard from Dad?
04:50Er, no, I haven't.
04:51And I'm Oscar.
04:52He makes seven, and we're the kids.
04:54Do you know what?
04:55I really wish you'd check with me before you start inviting all these people.
04:58Look, Bill's and the Brownings are all one big happy family now.
05:01Oh, joy.
05:03Here, Merry Christmas to you, too, Ian.
05:06Dad.
05:07You all right?
05:08Yeah, are we good?
05:09Yeah, of course.
05:11The generous host.
05:14I'll take it to the restaurant.
05:15Oh, of course there is.
05:16Yeah, yeah.
05:17Thank goodness Cindy's not here.
05:18No.
05:19Well, Ed Rune, as long as you don't mind sitting on the bin.
05:21Oh, come on here.
05:22Look at that, eh?
05:23Lovely.
05:24Lovely.
05:25I can't be.
05:26As long as I'm with my family.
05:28I'm happy.
05:30Nappy Christmas!
05:31Peter!
05:32Mum!
05:33I'm back!
05:34And guess what?
05:35I am not in danger any more.
05:36My witness protection officer came to Gita's house to see me.
05:40And do you know, guess what?
05:41Jasmine is not a Ford.
05:42Well, you don't look too happy about it.
05:43Well, we found out weeks ago.
05:44Hello, Ian.
05:45Mum, I tried calling you, but your phone's been off, innit?
05:46Yeah, well, I had it off deliberately.
05:47I mean, it's just been a nervous wreck.
05:48It's just been a nightmare.
05:49Oh, I went to 25.
05:50What's happened?
05:51Well, if you'd had your phone switched on, you'd have heard about the fire.
05:52The fire?
05:53Is all my stuff all right?
05:54Yes.
05:55Yes, your stuff's all right.
05:56And so was everyone else that was living in the house.
05:57I was in the house to see me.
05:58I was in the house to see me.
05:59And do you know, guess what?
06:00Jasmine is not a Ford.
06:01Well, you don't look too happy about it.
06:02Well, we found out weeks ago.
06:03Hello, Ian.
06:04Mum, I tried calling you, but your phone's been off, innit?
06:05Yeah, well, I had it off deliberately.
06:06I mean, it's just been a nervous wreck.
06:07It's just been a nightmare.
06:08Oh, I went to 25.
06:09What's happened?
06:10Well, if you'd had your phone switched on, you'd have heard about the fire.
06:11The fire?
06:12Is all my stuff all right?
06:13Yes.
06:14Yes, your stuff's all right.
06:15And so was everyone else that was living there.
06:16Thank you very much.
06:17Me and Lauren and I are staying here for a bit.
06:18Yeah, I assumed all of them have heard, if it wasn't.
06:21So are you going to invite me in?
06:22No, it's a lot of Jimmy.
06:23There's no room at the inn.
06:24I mean, you should have let us know you were coming.
06:26What?
06:27Tell him, Peter.
06:28I don't know.
06:29He's right.
06:30He's right.
06:31Well, at least let me come in and say hi.
06:33No, Mum.
06:34I don't know.
06:35I don't know.
06:36I don't know.
06:37I don't know.
06:38I don't know.
06:39I don't know.
06:40You're going to say hi.
06:41Mum, we've just put Jimmy down for a nap and we're about to eat, aren't we?
06:45Well, how about all these presents?
06:48Well, after everything that happened last year.
06:53So, er, where do you expect me to go?
06:59Look, try Gina.
07:01Just try Gina and I'll bring the boys around later to see you.
07:06I see.
07:09Grab your safe, Mum.
07:22Congratulations on your Nobel Peace Prize for avoiding total Armageddon.
07:26Hey, listen to me.
07:27You need to stop worrying, yeah?
07:28I'm just going to break her heart.
07:29How am I going to tell her?
07:30She's lost both of her babies.
07:31Well, you don't.
07:32Okay, we agreed we're going to park her today, yeah?
07:34I need you to focus on being the hostess.
07:35And with the mostess.
07:36All right, yeah?
07:37Right, come on down here.
07:38Where are you going?
07:39Oh, let's turn this bad boy out.
07:40It's Jake, Jake.
07:41I'm here.
07:42Everyone out in the doors.
07:43What?
07:44Is it time?
07:45It's time?
07:46Christmas day!
07:47It's time!
07:48Happy birthday!
07:49We have powers!
07:50It's everybody!
07:51Lless!
07:52That was odd.
07:53Even for her.
07:54What time's this?
07:55One.
07:56Merry Christmas.
08:01Well, that was odd, even for her.
08:06What time was that?
08:07One.
08:10Merry Christmas.
08:11I've got you the first one.
08:12Yes.
08:14That's embarrassing.
08:16Looks like we don't have a life.
08:18Do fancy that tin of soup, then, though.
08:21Oh, look, you're not going to get any beef from me.
08:23Sticking with a turkey today.
08:24Right, then.
08:25I wish you a Merry Christmas.
08:27Fancy a glass of champers?
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:29Go, get that down, yeah.
08:30Cheers.
08:31Happy Christmas.
08:34I just need just a little, little drink, you know.
08:41You cannot screen my calls today.
08:44If you don't make up, I swear to God, I'll come down on you.
08:47It's so hard.
08:50What's going on?
08:51Just my soon-to-be ex-wife being the monumental cow she is.
08:56Are you going to tell Kat the truth today?
08:58Because you can't let me...
08:58This has got nothing to do with you, Chelsea.
09:11There you go, Ross.
09:12Bye.
09:12Bye.
09:13Oh, well, good.
09:14Merry Christmas!
09:16Woo!
09:18Can you stay for lunche?
09:20Oh, well, you need to sign up for the meal deal.
09:21Yeah, but Kevin's expecting me, ain't she?
09:24Well, make sure you don't talk on that unseasoned meal.
09:28No, no, no.
09:28We're going to save a plate of food for you.
09:31Oh, that Yolandi's been slaving over while you two get off.
09:35Come on.
09:35Look, look, look.
09:36Me and Philly, we have the same idea.
09:38Don't tie me with your brush.
09:40I love cooking.
09:41It's just Julie's taking over, that's all.
09:42Oh, so you're not staying either?
09:44Well, we're going to stay.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:47Oh.
09:48Cheers.
09:50Cheers.
09:51It'd be nice not to have to worry about working for a change.
09:55I'm missing.
09:55Yeah, me too.
09:56I don't miss my feet at the end of a shift.
10:00Make these.
10:00Hey, you two could just come and join our table, if you like.
10:04We've got turkey on a timer back at home, but thank you, darling.
10:08Okay.
10:08Happy Christmas.
10:09See you.
10:10Get these.
10:11This is.
10:12What do you do, then?
10:14It's only one free Christmas drink.
10:16Where's that?
10:16I've no idea.
10:18Hey, how are you, Mr. Walsh?
10:21Sorry, everyone.
10:22Merry Christmas, Jean.
10:24Oh, it smells really good.
10:26I'm starving.
10:27Oh, I'm so glad someone is.
10:28Yeah, that.
10:29Cheers, everyone.
10:30Cheers.
10:30What's that?
10:45Oh!
10:45You don't have to sneak up on me.
10:47Is this from your son?
10:48It's none of your business.
10:50Please, Zoe.
10:52All right.
10:54It's him.
10:56My son is coming to visit me today.
11:00What?
11:02Zoe, I'm so sorry.
11:04Why?
11:05That's fake.
11:07Probably the same person that's been doing everything else.
11:09No.
11:10He sent me this key ring.
11:12It's from the day I gave birth.
11:13I left it at the hospital, so I know that it's him.
11:15It's not a prank.
11:17Come and sit down with me for a minute.
11:18I really didn't want to have to do this today, but I can't let this go on.
11:27Anthony found something out.
11:29Something really sad.
11:31I'm so sorry to have to come upstairs like this, but I just, I need to do something.
11:40Anthony lied.
11:45Anthony lied to you, Kat.
11:46He told you that Zoe's babies had died, but that wasn't true.
11:58They're alive.
12:00Why would he do that?
12:01He's angry.
12:02He blamed you for hiding the fact that he's the father.
12:05Anthony's their dad.
12:06My baby girl, she didn't cry.
12:08She won't breathe it.
12:09Zoe, she was.
12:10She was.
12:10She didn't cry.
12:10She won't breathe.
12:11Zoe, she was.
12:13She was, and she survived.
12:15Listen, Chelsea, are you sure about this?
12:16Because if you ain't, you're playing a really dangerous game.
12:18I'm sure, Kat, Anthony had a contact at the hospital where Zoe had the babies.
12:24He found their records.
12:26A lie piece of scum.
12:27And I didn't do any Christmas jokes.
12:29No, no, no, no, no.
12:31What's the difference between a snowman and a snowboy?
12:35Snowballs!
12:36Hi, Anthony!
12:46You!
12:48How in the world were you?
12:52How could you tell me that Zoe's babies are dead?
12:57How could you do that?
12:58Good.
12:59How could you do something so sick?
13:01To save them from your trash of a daughter.
13:04Save them from her hunting them down and messing them up.
13:07It's you.
13:09You're the one that's been tormenting her.
13:10You've been getting off on hurting her.
13:12But frankly, it's no less than you deserve.
13:15She's swans through life.
13:17Hurting people is bound to catch up with her sooner or later.
13:21Right, get out.
13:22If you come anywhere near my daughter, I swear to God,
13:25I will kill you with my own hands.
13:27Why don't you dare talk to me so like that?
13:29Get out.
13:34What's she talking about?
13:39No.
13:46You sure we're all going to see it?
13:48Yeah, yeah, of course we are.
13:49Are you weak?
13:50Hey, Dad!
13:51Hey, Dad!
13:51Hey, Dad!
13:52Hey, Dad!
13:52What's that?
13:53Well, it's my brother.
13:54Oh, he got called into work this morning.
13:56He'll be here in the evening as well.
13:57Grab that glass, will you?
14:01Right, here she is!
14:03Isn't she beautiful?
14:05Is she?
14:06Yeah, well, I suppose it does have two plump breasts.
14:08Oh, Harmy!
14:09What?
14:10Jealous of the turkey now.
14:12They've been drinking all morning, so.
14:13It's got nothing on you, though.
14:14Oh, thank you, Tom.
14:15That's enough, you too.
14:16You know I'm a vegetarian.
14:18Er, yes, and you've got the vegetarian leg.
14:21I'll stick a vegetarian sausage in the microwave for you, yeah?
14:24Hey!
14:26Sorry, I'm late, everyone.
14:27Hi!
14:27Here he is!
14:28Oh, Jack, they're lovely.
14:30Oh, look, he's got wine and flowers, yeah.
14:33Showing me up, as always.
14:34Max?
14:35Everyone?
14:36Well, I'm sorry, but the bin is the only place to sit on you.
14:38Oh, no, that's all right, bruvie.
14:39I'll go on.
14:40You sit there, ready to the table.
14:41Stay where you are.
14:42Don't be stupid.
14:43You're busy, isn't you?
14:44Hey?
14:44Out there, on the streets, fighting crime.
14:48You deserve a seat at the table, you do.
14:53Very comfy.
14:54You're all right.
14:54Right.
14:56Well, everyone, Merry Christmas.
14:59Oh.
15:00Merry Christmas.
15:01Merry Christmas.
15:02Merry Christmas.
15:02Merry Christmas.
15:03Merry Christmas.
15:04Merry Christmas.
15:04Merry Christmas.
15:05Merry Christmas.
15:06Merry Christmas.
15:17Zoe.
15:18Why didn't you tell me what Antony had said before?
15:20I was going to when the time was right.
15:22You're always trying to protect me from the truth.
15:24You don't have to.
15:25Not anymore.
15:28If Antony sent me the card, how do you explain the key ring?
15:32He's a doctor.
15:34He found out about your baby's, I don't know, access to hospital records, lost property.
15:38I don't know.
15:38I don't know.
15:41Kat, we're getting busy.
15:42Come on.
15:42All right, look, just go upstairs and try and relax.
15:45Just give me a sec.
15:46All right.
15:47But promise me you won't go round there to see him, all right?
15:49It's clearly him that's been tormenting you all this time.
15:52He started that fire.
15:54He's dangerous, though.
15:55I promise.
15:59I promise.
16:10Hi.
16:13You OK?
16:14You here for the lunch?
16:16My family didn't want to know.
16:19Right.
16:21Well, that happens.
16:23Do you think she just doesn't care?
16:27Oh, my mum.
16:31You think maybe she had, like, her reasons, you know, maybe I should give her another chance?
16:36Families are complicated.
16:39Well, what do you think?
16:40I don't know Jasmine.
16:42I don't know her and I don't really know you, so...
16:45Do you think you'd feel something, though?
16:48You think you'd feel some sort of connection?
16:53If you don't want to come in, there's a soup kitchen on the ice street.
16:57There's a soup kitchen.
16:59So you don't go hungry.
17:01Look, I'm sorry, but I have got to go.
17:03Wait.
17:06Yeah, bye.
17:07She's the one who's been lying to me this whole time, so you decided to punish her rather than talk to her.
17:23I tried.
17:25Believe me, I tried.
17:27I could have helped her as well if she'd just given me the chance.
17:30She's just another one trying to stop me being a dad.
17:33There is no excuse.
17:34I thought I could trust you.
17:39This ain't on me.
17:41I told you to be honest.
17:43Listen about your brother.
17:46Your brother who was always in trouble, always the wrong side of the law.
17:51But you, the doctor, the man everybody say I should be proud of.
17:59Man, you have made me feel ashamed.
18:05My brother was a drug dealer.
18:09Yeah, but he had a heart.
18:12Yeah, well, sir.
18:13He's not here now, is he?
18:15No!
18:15No!
18:17And I wish...
18:19You wish what?
18:29That it was me who died.
18:31That it was me who died.
18:55Yeah, I used to work Christmas Day, you know, for the overtime, as a cabbie, but I don't
19:08suppose you get double time for solving crimes?
19:10No, unfortunately not.
19:11Yeah.
19:12He only gets double the feeling of superiority.
19:14That's a nice way of putting it, Max.
19:16It's all right, I'm bloody joking.
19:17Jack knows I've got full respect for him, vice versa, eh, bruv?
19:22Yeah.
19:23Just a shame, innit?
19:24Miss.
19:25B, you lot, this morning.
19:26Yeah.
19:27Yeah, I watched little Annie opening her stock in this morning.
19:31Oh, lovely.
19:32Oh, she's a sweet, cute, yeah.
19:34Yeah, I've only missed four, do you know what I mean?
19:36Four.
19:37Yeah, but at least you got to see her this year, which is the main thing, eh, Dad?
19:41Nah, if I can be half as good a dad as Jack here, I'll be very happy.
19:45You got something you want to get off your chest, Max?
19:51Nah.
19:52What?
19:53Why have you got something you want to get off yours?
19:56Is there some sort of beef between you two?
20:01Beef?
20:02Nah, not from where I'm sitting, all right?
20:05I thought you were eating turkey.
20:07Oh, darn.
20:08Yeah, no, they're all gravy, right?
20:10Like Noel and Liam.
20:11Hmm, which one's Noel?
20:12Oh, your dad, for sure, innit?
20:14Oh, I'll take that.
20:15Yeah.
20:16Nah, well, Liam's the handsome one, innit?
20:17Yeah, and you don't look back in anger, right, Dad?
20:19What's going on?
20:21Nothing.
20:22Nothing.
20:23Have you told him?
20:27I suppose I should take it as a compliment, really.
20:30You being threatened by the idea of me coming back to the square, taking your title.
20:34Dad of the year.
20:36So I take it you know then?
20:37Yeah.
20:38Yeah, yeah, I do know.
20:39I knew it.
20:40I was drunk.
20:41Oscar!
20:42Look.
20:43What can I say?
20:44Oh, I'm sorry, I mean it.
20:45If I could go back, play things differently, I would.
20:47Okay?
20:48No.
20:49No, Jack.
20:50All right, it's not okay.
20:51Very much not okay.
20:52Golden boy.
20:53Oh, grow up, Max.
20:54What are they talking about?
20:55I'm not sure.
20:56Listen, why don't we just...
20:57Meet up later.
20:58We'll have a chat at clear the ear.
20:59Yeah, yeah.
21:00Yeah, yeah.
21:01All right, I'll get it.
21:02I'll go.
21:03No.
21:04No, Jack, all right, it's not okay.
21:06Very much not okay.
21:07Golden boy.
21:08Oh, grow up, Max.
21:11What are they talking about?
21:13I'm not sure.
21:14Listen, why don't we just meet up later?
21:17Right, we'll have a chat, clear the ear.
21:19Yeah, I'll get it. I'll go, no.
21:23That was your menu.
21:24Yeah, that'd make a change.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Stacey!
21:36What do you mean, Stacey?
21:38Cathy!
21:39What?
21:40No, go on. Explain.
21:43Well, there's nothing to explain, is there?
21:44No, Cathy, just explain, cos you said Stacey. What do you mean, Stacey?
21:49Jack and Stacey, it...
21:55Look, it was a couple of years ago, OK? They were...
22:00bunking together.
22:01Bunking together?
22:03Oh, look, I'm sorry, I...
22:05I thought that was what you were talking about.
22:07We weren't talking about that, Cathy. We were talking about my brother keeping Annie a secret from me.
22:11They slept in bunk beds?
22:12No, no.
22:13Hey, why don't you take Raymond upstairs, show him your new game.
22:16It was a difficult time.
22:24Do we really have to go there again?
22:26Like...
22:29Please, Dad.
22:30I can't watch.
22:32I'm sorry, Denise.
22:33I didn't know, you know, but I wasn't trying to start.
22:36Look, Dad, just...
22:38Just try and chill, yeah?
22:43Come on!
22:44Come on!
22:45Come on!
22:46Come on!
22:47Come on!
22:48Come on!
22:49Come on!
22:50Come on!
22:51Come on!
22:52Come on!
22:53Come on!
22:54Come on!
22:55Come on!
22:56Come on!
22:57Come on!
22:58Come on!
22:59Come on!
23:00Come on!
23:01Come on!
23:02Come on!
23:03Come on!
23:04Come on!
23:05Come on!
23:06Come on!
23:07Come on!
23:08Come on!
23:09Calm yourself down, Max!
23:10You weren't even here!
23:11It is me!
23:12He betrayed!
23:13Not you!
23:14Acting like kids!
23:15You always...
23:16Always had to have what I had, didn't you?
23:17This wasn't about you!
23:18Talking about me!
23:19What?
23:20You get off of my ex!
23:21Hide my daughter from me!
23:22How is that not about me?!
23:24These...
23:25were crystal!
23:26All right.
23:30Look...
23:31I'm sorry about Annie, all right?
23:33I really am.
23:34What I am with Stacey is none of your business!
23:35You're supposed to be happily married, all right?
23:37You're pathetic!
23:38You're the one still planning after your dead son's wife after all these years!
23:42You know, you're the one that's weird!
23:43All right, you understand?
23:44You're embarrassing yourself!
23:47Look, Uncle Jack is sorry about Annie!
23:49Look, we all are!
23:52Am I?
23:53All right, Scott, I'm fired.
23:55I'm sorry, all right?
23:57Yeah?
23:58Dad?
23:59All right, I'm sorry.
24:01I'll be good.
24:02Yeah, I am good!
24:05You all right?
24:06Yeah.
24:08Oi!
24:09What?
24:10Come on!
24:11Pull me up!
24:12No!
24:13Oh!
24:17Oh!
24:18You're all right, yeah, yeah!
24:19You're all right!
24:20Oh, yeah!
24:21I say I broke you!
24:28Zoe?
24:31Hello?
24:32Hello, Zoe.
24:33What are you doing here?
24:34I just want to talk.
24:35Just let me talk for once.
24:36Okay?
24:37Um, now...
24:38What I did was wrong.
24:39I admit it.
24:40But you...
24:41You can be cruel, Zoe.
24:42Why don't you sit down and I'll make us a cup of tea?
24:45Lying.
24:46Like you did.
24:47Deny me the chance to be a father and...
24:50you've now driven a wedge between me and my family.
24:52Is that why you did it?
24:53To intimidate me?
24:54To scare me?
24:55This was you, innit?
24:56What?
24:57Pretending to be my son.
24:58Tormenting me.
24:59Everything I've been put through.
25:00It's been you.
25:01It's been you.
25:02You've been I'm willing to be a son.
25:03It's been you.
25:04Not me.
25:05You didn't you?
25:06It's been you.
25:08Not me, but my son.
25:10You've been I'm not � Now.
25:11Why do I have to care?
25:12That's a good thing.
25:13Is my son.
25:14Do I have to be a father?
25:15Everything I've been put through, it should have been you the whole time.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20Let me see it.
25:24I didn't send this.
25:25Stop lying to me.
25:26I'm not, I swear.
25:34Our son is coming today.
25:37My son.
25:39Oh, you can't shut me out.
25:40He's not coming for you, he's coming for me.
25:42Don't do this, Zoe.
25:44Zoe, this is a chance for us.
25:47We can build our family, we can get to know our children together.
25:52This is what we both want, we both need.
25:55It's a second chance.
25:56You have lost it.
25:57I don't want to do this with you.
25:59I don't want anything to do with you ever again.
26:01What you told Kat about my kids is sick.
26:04I want you gone, get out.
26:05If you don't do this with me, I will find them first.
26:09What?
26:09I'll tell them exactly who you are.
26:11Nothing is coming between me and my kids.
26:13You'd be lucky to have me.
26:14No!
26:41Chrissie.
26:44What are you doing here?
26:53Just passing through.
26:56Just passing through?
26:58Yeah.
27:00I don't want any drama.
27:01I don't want any drama.
27:04I don't want any drama.
27:07I don't want any drama.
27:11We're closed!
27:39I only want one drink.
27:44I said we're closed.
27:47It's a shame.
27:48All my Christmases had come out once when I saw you there.
27:51Don't worry about me, I'll get a lift back now.
27:59Wait, wait.
28:02Do I know you?
28:04That's a really old one.
28:06What's your name?
28:09Santa Claus.
28:12Where's Mrs Claus?
28:14That is a really sad story, actually, because we got divorced.
28:18Yeah.
28:20I got the reindeer, she got the toy business.
28:24All right.
28:25Well, maybe I can serve you just one drink before you head on back to your bachelor pad in the North Pole.
28:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:38Just one.
28:4530 minutes?
28:46He said he wants the skin.
28:47He said he wants the skin.
28:48Christmas.
28:49No one here cares about the skin.
28:50They've all had the skin full.
28:51Oh, yeah.
28:52What's going on?
28:53Mate, what's going on?
28:54I couldn't eat a horse.
28:55Yeah, we thought this was a lunch, not an evening dinner.
28:57Hey, you lot, wind your neck, you know, right?
28:58People had Christmas dinner at weird times, but who fancies a nap starter?
29:03No.
29:04I've got plenty of Christmas.
29:05I might...
29:06Oh, oh.
29:07Oh.
29:08Oh.
29:09Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:11Oh, oh.
29:12Okay, do yourself.
29:13Oh, no.
29:14Oh, no, no.
29:15Yes!
29:16I'm so sorry.
29:17Zoe, Zoe, wake up.
29:19Oh, baby, look at me!
29:20Look at me.
29:21Are you okay?
29:22Baby?
29:23Zoe.
29:25What have you done?
29:27Look at me.
29:29What have you done?
29:31Zoe, he's dead.
29:35He's dead
29:45We're back on the square at 9 45 and it's an EastEnders marathon on BBC 3 tonight with festive episodes from years gone
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