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00:00Who loves the sun? Who cares that it makes plants grow? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:14Who loves the wind? Who cares that it makes breezes? Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:30Who loves the sun? Ba-ba-ba-ba Who loves the sun? Ba-ba-ba-ba Not everyone Ba-ba-ba-ba Who loves the sun?
01:00Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Now look, I know what you're thinking and yes, I do work out.
01:16I just like to rest a few years between sets.
01:20But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age, body type, or back hair density.
01:30Thanks a lot. Made using nature's own makai berry, tans form, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each day, even in your Australian winter, huh? Which is surprisingly cold.
01:42Yeah. My nipples do not lie, huh? Mine either.
01:48Well, spray tan is a growth area for us.
01:51Really? So, uh, is that a yes?
01:54Well, here's what I'm thinking.
01:56Excuse me? What is going on here? Could you just give us a minute, babe?
02:02Can I see your room keys, please?
02:05No, I mean, yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Okay, hold on. We can explain.
02:10Obviously, we should have paid to rent the patio area, all right? And not pretend to be staying here.
02:15And Vicky should not have called the manager who what she called.
02:18Yeah, okay, but we are a start-up and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole.
02:21Yeah, we believe that tans form is a market changing product.
02:25Yeah. There's so much that I mortgaged my house to fund it.
02:28He did!
02:29Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people too.
02:33Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close-up on my brother here, shall I?
02:37He is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work with.
02:43You know what, and honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my dick?
02:46Okay, you have our information. Thank you.
02:49I went too far, didn't I?
02:51At least we came off as passionate.
02:53Yeah.
02:55Where are we actually staying?
03:02The nights are on Expedia.
03:04Eh, I'm back with you.
03:11Does this country smell weird?
03:13Eh, a little.
03:25Uh, need to find a way that comes out.
03:27What'd you find?
03:28Oh, God.
03:30Ah.
03:32Oh, God.
03:34Oh, God.
03:36Oh, God.
03:37No.
03:41Oh, God.
03:42Oh, God.
03:43Oh, God.
03:44Oh, God.
03:45Yeah, we're here.
03:46Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
03:50Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
03:55Ooh. Hello, gorgeous.
03:59Hey, ah, well, what do you want?
04:01What's a guy who's smashed through a door usually want?
04:04I thought I'd head until next week.
04:07Where's the money?
04:08Where is it?
04:10Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:14Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:17The only short thing in life, mate,
04:18is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:21Okay, wait. Yeah, no.
04:23I don't have it all today, but...
04:25But what?
04:28Holy shit.
04:30You used to play, right?
04:32No, mate.
04:33Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago.
04:35You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean-up.
04:38I recognised you.
04:38Wrong guy, mate.
04:39No, no, no, I remember.
04:41No, I had cash on Norths, and once they wheeled you out,
04:43the boys collapsed.
04:45Yeah, Terry, Terry Torres.
04:48That's it.
04:49You're a fucking gripe, man.
04:51What the hell happened to you?
04:57That fuck it happened.
05:00Fuck.
05:00Hey, it's me.
05:15How are you?
05:17Good.
05:17Great.
05:18So, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:21Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:24Hey.
05:28Hey.
05:28Hey.
05:29What's up?
05:30Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:33Need to talk to her?
05:34Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:36Ew.
05:37And what's this, like a present?
05:40You don't like it?
05:40No, it's trash.
05:41But she's your ex, not mine.
05:43Okay, ex is a little strong.
05:45We're just separated.
05:47You know, we still talk.
05:47Okay, okay.
05:48I'm just saying I don't think this is going to make you unseparated.
05:52You're right.
05:53You're right.
05:54Oh, my judgment is off.
05:56Why am I so nervous about this?
05:58I don't know.
05:58Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to
06:03win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're here.
06:08Priority number one is what?
06:09Transform.
06:10That's right.
06:11Transform.
06:11Not fucking Joyce.
06:14No, you're right.
06:14You're right.
06:15But she'll take me back, right?
06:17I don't know, man.
06:18Maybe.
06:19Probably.
06:20Not with that thing.
06:21Give me.
06:22Give me.
06:23Fucking.
06:24Thing's a real panty raiser.
06:26Panty raiser?
06:27Panty raiser.
06:28You want them lowered and...
06:31You know, I don't want to talk about this with you.
06:33I'm going to the convention.
06:37How'd you get started?
06:38I worked at a spray tanning salon back home, and then one day my boss, she started bitching
06:43at me, and she was like, you can't use the employee discount for customers, but I was
06:47like, I'm only using them on the hot customers, some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
06:52Blosses just can be so frustrating.
06:53So frustrating, I know.
06:55So then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning, and I started selling it behind the
06:59local high school, and then, of course, my bitch boss rats me out, and then all of a
07:02sudden I'm in jail.
07:03Wait, jail?
07:04I know.
07:04So, anyway, I tell my brother, and he bails me out, and then he's, like, lecturing me on
07:09how I need to get my life together, and I'm like, Martin, his name's Martin, I'm like,
07:12Martin, that's what I'm trying to do.
07:14I mean, you see that, right, Sophie?
07:16Yeah, for sure.
07:17Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:19No, it's just that I don't want to work for a fascist.
07:22No, I want to be respected.
07:23Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to, like, drop off this package, which was stupid,
07:28and I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper.
07:32Hula hooping was her job?
07:33No, it wasn't her job, but she was really good at it.
07:36And anyway, then I see these guys, and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with
07:41the juice of this berry.
07:42The berry?
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:43So, we get a scientist to, like, whip up a formula or whatever, I don't know, I'm not a scientist,
07:48and we slap a label on it, and here I am, talking to you.
07:52That's quite a story.
07:53Why did you come out to Australia?
07:55Because your son sucks.
07:57Cancer.
07:58Cancer.
07:59Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere.
08:02Okay.
08:02Well, here's your booth.
08:08You seem disappointed.
08:09Is there a problem?
08:11Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie.
08:15Not to mention the stench of hangover shits, which will definitely deter potential customers,
08:21don't you think?
08:22I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:24That's not going to work.
08:25Sophie, I thought we were friends.
08:26There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package, so it's a bit pricier.
08:31Take me.
08:32Back this way.
08:32Okay, because you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:34No, I'm not mad.
08:35I'm a little bit scared.
08:36I'm a little bit scared.
08:45Joyce, hi.
08:46Hi.
08:47you look fantastic how are you good i'm good how are you i am great and you're in sydney
09:02right what are the odds both of us in southeastern australia it's crazy
09:07so um what are you doing here well believe it or not vicky and i started a company
09:13okay doing what dramatic reveal
09:17ta-da we are officially in the beauty product business
09:23what about your job i'll quit really after 20 years well entrepreneurship requires sacrifice
09:37so being here is purely a business decision exactly nothing to do with me
09:43no i mean okay okay well maybe i had you in the back of my mind like way way back there though
09:50look i made a lot of promises in the past promises that i didn't keep and
10:03this is different all right this one is going to come together it has to because
10:11i miss you
10:14oh you don't wear your ring anymore
10:21yeah martin you had a lot of good intentions in our marriage we're still married but while i was
10:32waiting for you to follow through on those intentions my life was passing me by okay i get it
10:37i really do i'm glad you're um excited about your business but i did not come here to be
10:44pitched on our future
10:45this this this was a mistake no
10:50so
10:51joice hey good luck with the business
10:54joice please come on let's just eat
10:57joice
10:58yeah she's right you know i said we'd get out of the midwest i said we'd have kids
11:08i just kept pushing it off
11:10well the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business
11:13right yeah
11:14and hey speaking of put on your best fake smile we got a room full of potential buyers to impress
11:19you're not really in the mood to network i know buddy i know joice was
11:23joice you loved her but people do move on i don't want to move on vicky i know and i don't want to do this
11:32ow ow stop oh
11:34stop
11:35jesus
11:35fuck
11:37sorry i thought it would have come off his ear
11:39but the point is what would you have said to me if i was in the same position
11:42you would say you get one chance to make a first impression
11:45so stop fucking crying about your ex-wife you're bumming everybody the fuck out pussy
11:50not really my tone but uh sure
11:53there we go
11:54hello good sir
11:56hi
11:56what do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful
11:58um
11:59ooh
12:01how much
12:03750
12:04we'll take it
12:05vicky we can't afford that
12:07no but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can
12:09for our image right
12:10absolutely not
12:11please please please
12:12no no no no no no no no no no no
12:15so you want it or
12:16yes yes yes we do yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes we do
12:20okay
12:21that's my big beautiful brother
12:23ooh
12:24and i know exactly who i'm gonna impress
12:28i'll save you some
12:30no sure
12:31looks like you two are doing well
12:38uh yeah yeah very well
12:40what do you do
12:42wait actually
12:43let me guess
12:44you are in tanning products
12:49how'd you know that
12:52i just i just go to a lot of beauty conventions
12:56oh well you chose i guess
12:58i'm suzy
13:02martin
13:03so how long have you been in the painting people orange racket
13:09well about a year and i spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst
13:16right and why'd you give that up
13:19well you know i decided i wasn't gonna let the life i wanted get away from me
13:24wow that is some truly sentimental bullshit
13:30oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i've been listening to too much self-help lately
13:34no seriously you know not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk
13:39well how about you
13:43you uh living the life you want to live
13:46fucking hell martin
13:48let me ask you the big questions
13:51no sorry
13:53well okay um if you want the truth then
13:57maybe not
14:01just your girlfriend's having fun
14:11no it's my my sister and yeah this is her nirvana
14:15not yours
14:17oh god no
14:18no
14:19well i did hear a rumor
14:21that there's a wine bar within walking distance
14:24actually i i don't think i
14:28sorry
14:29i'm sorry
14:31sorry that was way too forward
14:33i just
14:33just i don't know anybody in town
14:35no no no no
14:36it's just
14:37no we have this big presentation
14:39it's okay i i get it
14:40look it was really nice to um
14:42to meet you
14:43i hope it goes really well
14:44thank you
14:45thank you
14:45sorry
14:47you know one glass of mine
14:56not gonna kill anybody right
14:59cheers to that
15:01cheers
15:02cheers
15:03cheers
15:04this is your first time in australia
15:06this is my first time here
15:08wow
15:08welcome
15:09so um
15:10this spray tan of yours
15:12is it any good
15:13i well
15:14why don't you be the judge
15:15here we go here
15:17all right
15:17it's good
15:18it's cute
15:19that's bright
15:20transform
15:20and
15:22the pitch
15:23begins
15:25now
15:26may i can't
15:34yes
15:35yes
15:35yes
15:35yes
15:36all right
15:37everyday life can take its toll
15:48work
15:49bills
15:50responsibility
15:51they can make you feel colorless right but at transform we believe you don't have to live that
15:58way with a spray tan that you can use anytime anywhere transform with transform
16:08and be the best version of yourself
16:13it's good
16:18it's really fucking good
16:48hi hi
16:57must not go kind of crazy
17:03yeah looks that way
17:06you want to get some breakfast
17:20martin
17:23breakfast
17:25uh yeah yeah sure
17:28you okay
17:34yeah
17:35yeah yeah
17:36i just normally don't drink that much
17:39so
17:39welcome to australia
17:42i mean actually you know look it's just last night
17:48yeah uh about that
17:51just if you could press play
17:57film this
18:06everything's gonna be fine you just gotta do what he says okay
18:08what who says
18:09morning martin
18:15sorry i think maybe i'm confused
18:20oh what do you think's happening
18:22is exactly what's happening
18:24i think i should leave you
18:28i just got here
18:32is it out
18:34oh
18:39it's gonna be ten thousand
18:41what
18:43ten thousand dollars martin
18:46we're gonna throw this
18:48up on the interwebs
18:50where your wife
18:52kids
18:52heck
18:54even your pre-scout of it looks yeah
18:55you're blackmailing me
18:58i like to think of it as preserving your privacy
19:01at market cost
19:03i mean
19:05who says i'm married
19:06spotting this
19:10is that speciality mate
19:13i don't have ten grand
19:20what was it they got up at the bar
19:22rich prick rum
19:24the whole bottle
19:26the whole bottle of rich
19:28prick rum
19:29that was my sister
19:30so you got till ten tonight okay
19:33look you don't understand
19:35i really don't have that kind of money
19:36see that
19:38six hours in the chair
19:41skin so thin
19:44it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves
19:46but i didn't move
19:47nah
19:48cause i want everyone to know i love my sister
19:52and i'll do anything for her
19:54okay
19:55if you love your wife
19:59martin
19:59you'll get the cash
20:02yeah
20:03that was really good
20:06so this whole thing just pay him
20:27martin
20:29hello
20:39yes yes yes yes
20:43that you did
20:46oh my god i'm so proud of you
20:48oh and i found a model for the presentation
20:51she is very talented
20:53actually i took a few needles
20:55do you want to see
20:55oh yeah
20:57here
20:58hey
21:02you okay
21:03look what pale
21:05well lucky for you
21:09your marriage is over
21:09otherwise this would be a problem
21:11it's not over
21:12joyce texted me this morning
21:14she wants to talk
21:15oh okay
21:16you're willing to get mixed up
21:17with a couple shakedown artists
21:19because joyce wants to talk
21:21vicky please
21:22sorry
21:23it's fine
21:24i mean lucky for you
21:26this is my strong suit
21:27extortion
21:27remember how i used to run dope
21:29for uncle rick down in mexico
21:31uncle rick sells dope
21:32it was actually pretty good stuff
21:33but when you're driving desert roads
21:35there's always this chance
21:36that you could run into bandits
21:38and if you do
21:38you have two options
21:40you can either stop
21:41and let them take what is yours
21:43or
21:44you accelerate
21:45and force them to move
21:46we're not accelerating
21:48look we got enough cash
21:49in our account
21:49we're just gonna pay them off
21:51right
21:51uh
21:52what
21:54okay
21:55the the organizer of the
21:57of the event
21:58this friend of mine
21:59um
21:59she's not really a friend of mine
22:00but we kind of became friends
22:01and
22:02she offered us the biggest booth
22:04at the event
22:05and um
22:06it was really expensive
22:08and uh
22:09what are you trying to say vicky
22:11we have
22:13eight hundred and twelve dollars
22:15left in our business account
22:16fuck
22:17damn
22:17fuck
22:18okay
22:19it's gonna be okay
22:20trust me
22:20trust me
22:21no no no
22:21i'm gonna lose my wife
22:22and my house
22:24and my business
22:25perfect
22:26you'll still have me though
22:28no you'll be gone too
22:31because i will have killed you
22:33oh
22:35oh
22:36oh
22:37missed
22:53dave
22:56Turn the hole.
23:07Big fella?
23:08How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:09Nothing.
23:10He's a degenerate gambler.
23:11Did you squeeze him?
23:12Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:19So you made his word, did you?
23:21I made a judgement call.
23:22Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:24Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:26Your judgement.
23:27Well, you want me to go back there,
23:29kick him in the guts
23:30and hope you think shit's fucking gold coins out?
23:32You want that?
23:36Sorry, mate.
23:37UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:39Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:41I know who you are, mate.
23:43Memory's fine.
23:45Come here.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:55Where is she?
24:10She'll be here.
24:12Vicki.
24:12Hello, gorgeous.
24:14Hi.
24:14So, what do you think?
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:24Crystal, this is Martin.
24:25Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:27Hi.
24:27Hi.
24:28You look, uh, tan.
24:32No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo.
24:36All right?
24:36And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color.
24:40And we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:44Okay.
24:45You know what?
24:45Give me a second.
24:46I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:48I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever,
24:52but you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
24:55Well, you have darker shade.
24:56Just get it together.
24:58Jesus Christ.
25:00Hey, sorry.
25:01It's okay.
25:05Shit's getting worse.
25:06Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings, sensitivity to fucking light.
25:15Sorry, mate.
25:16You have any memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:20Let's skip the part where you think you've got an active medical license.
25:25Just give me where I come from.
25:27Sorry, mate.
25:28Just trying to help.
25:36I need 60.
25:39Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:41I'll have no response, why don't I?
25:42Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:44Fucking 60.
25:44Don't wake your fucking dick.
25:46Okay, okay.
25:47Okay.
25:48One call.
25:49Let go of me or we're never going to do business again.
25:52Yeah.
25:52Okay, good.
25:59Just give him 15 and throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy.
26:05Ladies and gentlemen, we'll get everything you know about SproTek.
26:14Because up next, we have Tens Form.
26:17A self-tenor, full-laden, amazing, but kinder.
26:20Finding the ATH elements of the front with its actual ten.
26:24All right, you ready?
26:49You ready?
26:50You with me?
26:51Let's do this.
26:52Okay.
26:53Here we go.
26:53Here we go.
26:56Hello, Sydney.
27:00I'm Vicky Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Marv.
27:15It's okay.
27:17Whoopsie-dips.
27:18Get up.
27:20Get up.
27:20The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:28Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:30I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:33I'm being blackmailed.
27:35Jesus!
27:37And now our inventory is exploding.
27:39I think it's just the heat.
27:40I think it's just the heat.
27:42It's winter.
27:43Okay, listen.
27:44Here's what we're going to do.
27:45We're not going to pay them, okay?
27:47We are going to floor it at these assholes, and then we are going to explode on them.
27:55No, we're not going to do it your way.
27:58Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:01You're looking for a personal loan?
28:04Yes.
28:05Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:08What factors?
28:09Well, whatever factors put $10,000 in our pocket today, Phil.
28:14What collateral do you have?
28:16Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:19Ever heard of it?
28:20Don't give me a bond.
28:21I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:24I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:26Psst, Phil.
28:27Come here.
28:29Theoretically, between you and me, if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:34how quickly can we get that loan?
28:36Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:38Okay, seven days isn't going to work.
28:40Do better.
28:43Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:44Sure.
28:45Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh...
28:47He's being blackmailed.
28:54No, but he really is.
28:56We need you to do us a solid.
29:01That loan would have floated us for months.
29:03It's Joyce's house, too.
29:04Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:06Well, she's still my wife.
29:07Okay, well, if she was still your wife, you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific
29:10to win her back.
29:11The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times
29:16our size.
29:16Oh, so this is my fault, because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and
29:20shoving it in the nearest flim flammer.
29:21Hold on, I've destroyed my life.
29:23Note it.
29:23Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:26What's that mean?
29:28Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:30Because I don't think that you were.
29:31And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer, Martin, that is
29:36the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:40What?
29:41Where are you going?
29:42Martin?
29:42Fix this on my own.
29:44Oh, look.
29:53It's Phil.
29:54The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
29:58Sorry.
29:59Great.
30:00My brother's going to have his legs broken, but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker when
30:04I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:08I get it.
30:10You think I like this job?
30:14My mom won't even talk to me.
30:15She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:18Really?
30:19She doesn't talk to you?
30:20No.
30:21It sucks?
30:22Yeah.
30:22Yeah, my mom kicked me out just for selling some furniture that I honestly didn't think
30:29she was using anymore.
30:31And I made bank.
30:32It's like, why don't you support me?
30:34Yeah, it sounds like you sold her furniture, but I get it.
30:38It's like moms, you know?
30:41Yeah, moms.
30:43God, I get it.
30:48Hey.
30:52I don't normally do this.
30:56He helps people on the bank card.
30:59Do you know what I mean?
31:00I do know what you mean.
31:03Grab a quick drink.
31:04Nope.
31:05Okay.
31:06Fair enough.
31:07Yeah.
31:07Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headphones.
31:21By using a patient's own best-in-timal step cells to support the recovery, dramatic
31:26step-opathy, brain damage, and excess inflammation.
31:29Hey.
31:31I'm, uh, I'm Vicky from, from the phone.
31:35What do you want?
31:36I'm, I'm looking for a loan.
31:39Don't do loans anymore.
31:42Well, that's a shame.
31:48What do you do now?
31:51Help, people.
31:52What, like, if I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night, things like that?
31:56Yeah.
31:57If you've got the money, I'll get the job done.
32:00Yeah.
32:01Well, I'm not exactly flush with cash right now, hence the need for the loan.
32:12What's the loan for?
32:13Just your typical blackmail sex tape situation.
32:18Nice.
32:19Yeah.
32:19There could be some other options.
32:23How do you feel about your Second Amendment?
32:33See the photo?
32:34Yep.
32:37Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:39You got a thing for this guy?
32:41No.
32:43Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money.
32:46Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:48Fucktrats with your idea.
32:52Fuck it.
32:53Extortion operations.
32:55And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
32:57So what?
32:58Going to transition to dolphin train, are we?
33:01Neurosurgeon.
33:02An astronaut.
33:03Are you mind picking this up for me, please?
33:09What the fuck?
33:20Hang on.
33:21Cash!
33:22Don't be rusty.
33:24Please don't.
33:25Stand fucking still.
33:26You don't get to be anyone, but who I tell you to be.
33:42Understand?
33:44Yeah.
33:45Good girl.
33:48Can you put this up for me, please?
33:51Hey, you've reached Joyce.
33:55Please leave a message.
33:56Hey, Joyce!
33:57I got your text.
33:58I'm really looking forward to talking.
34:01In the meantime, Vicki and I, we have a big opportunity,
34:06but we're just kind of putting the pieces together right now.
34:09If you're happy with your message, press one.
34:22To delete, press two.
34:26You traded the company van.
34:28For the money we need.
34:29You need.
34:30Not me being blackmailed.
34:31This time.
34:33And what is this piece of shit?
34:35It was a good deal.
34:36I'd do it again.
34:38Oh, oh, jeez.
34:39It's him.
34:40It's him.
34:41What do I do?
34:41Answer the phone.
34:42Show this fucker who's boss.
34:44Okay, okay, okay.
34:47Hello?
34:49I have the money.
34:54Here at the motel?
34:55No, no, no, no.
34:56Somewhere public.
34:58Yep.
34:58Afraid I have to insist on that.
35:02You're right.
35:03Yeah.
35:03No, you're right.
35:04Here does work.
35:06Yeah, sure.
35:07One hour?
35:08Okay.
35:09Looking forward to it.
35:11Nervous?
35:12No, no, no, no.
35:13Not even in the slightest.
35:15Are you?
35:18Yeah, well, that made...
35:19Oh, yeah.
35:21Bad job.
35:22Really bad job.
35:23Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either.
35:24Hi.
35:37Hello, man.
35:38Come on in.
35:42So how is everyone?
35:46Right here.
35:47This is the end of it.
35:51Here it is.
35:52Here it is.
35:53Sit up.
35:54Where's the sex tape?
35:55Who are you?
35:56I'm the sister.
35:58And we're not going to pay you shit until you delete the fucking video from the cloud or whatever.
36:04Well, money first.
36:05Then I press delete.
36:07Not happening.
36:09Oh, I'm just going to send it then.
36:11Okay.
36:11Money first.
36:12No.
36:12Money first.
36:12No.
36:13Vicky.
36:13Damn it.
36:14Here you go.
36:16It's all there.
36:16I was starting to think this isn't enough.
36:24If you can get 10 grand in a day, you get 20 tomorrow.
36:28Cash, come on.
36:29Let's just get out of here.
36:35You know why this works?
36:37I'll tell you.
36:38Everyone wants to believe they're the most interesting person in the room.
36:42Because no one wants to admit they're just another everyday shitbag.
36:48But here's the thing.
36:50If you get tape fucking a woman who isn't your wife, then it doesn't matter who you think you are.
36:56You're still going to have to pay the asking price.
36:59And now that price is 20.
37:04I don't think so.
37:05You got a fucking gun?
37:07I'm accelerating.
37:08You sure about this?
37:09Yeah, I'm American.
37:10Of course I'm fucking sure about this.
37:13Give me your phone.
37:14Now.
37:15Now.
37:16Tell me your password.
37:19One.
37:21One.
37:23One.
37:23All right.
37:24One.
37:25What are they all?
37:25Ones?
37:27Two.
37:29Okay.
37:30I'm kind of having a hard time adding the password in.
37:33Also pointing.
37:34Will you just...
37:34Sure.
37:35No, I got it.
37:36I got it.
37:37Don't move.
37:40I'm not familiar with this OS.
37:41Lady, will you help him to leave the fucking sex tape?
37:44Surprise.
37:45God damn it.
37:46Fuck.
37:46I have one too.
37:49Give me your gun.
37:50Please.
37:51Don't take me the fucking gun.
37:55Okay, listen.
37:56If you want 20, I can give you 20.
37:58All right.
37:59I'll write you a check.
38:00I'll write you a check.
38:00We don't really do checks here, Martin.
38:03Stop moving.
38:05Shut that thing up.
38:06Now, please.
38:10Sorry.
38:13Sorry.
38:13It's just...
38:14Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:20Okay.
38:21Please.
38:22Please.
38:22Don't.
38:22Don't.
38:23Hello?
38:24This must be Mrs. Mark.
38:25Please, don't.
38:26Oh, my God.
38:56Are you there?
39:04Martin.
39:05Hang up.
39:06Hang up.
39:07Hang up.
39:08All the way, Martin.
39:08Is he...
39:22Yeah.
39:25We have to call an ambulance.
39:27No, no, no, no, no.
39:28We're in a foreign country, and...
39:30And we just killed somebody.
39:33We're not going to call an ambulance.
39:36What do we do?
39:38We've got to get rid of him.
39:40Okay.
39:42I think I know somebody.
39:57So you're thinking, like, an acid bath situation, or...?
40:01I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:03You know how she is?
40:10Yep.
40:12Well, you know what?
40:13I'm getting the fuck out of here, then.
40:16Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:17We need a big fucking bag.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:34Wait, wait.
40:38Yeah?
40:38Okay.
40:39Let's go.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40Okay.
40:41Okay.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:42It's good on your ride, man.
40:50I think so.
40:52Good.
40:53Pop the boot.
40:55Okay, hold on.
40:56We're taking my car?
40:58Yeah, your body.
41:00Your car.
41:01That's terrible.
41:05It's all boxes.
41:06Looks like he's going to have to ride up front.
41:12Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:22It's his birthday.
41:24Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:30Oh, fuck.
41:31Okay, okay.
41:32Where are we going?
41:35We feel like pizza, burgers, fries.
41:39Oh, fuck.
41:40I could do burgers if...
41:42Are you kidding?
41:43Are you fucking with me?
41:43Okay.
41:44Yeah, no, we're just going to go get rid of the body.
41:46Yeah, no, I'm stupid.
41:47I'm stupid.
41:48I'm stupid.
41:49Okay, let's go.
42:08Oh, Jesus Christ.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:10Ready?
42:15Three, two, up.
42:18Keep going.
42:18That's it.
42:20How do you move?
42:22Right here.
42:24Get a leg.
42:25Get a leg.
42:26Get a leg.
42:26Pulling.
42:27Pull, pull, pull.
42:29Oh, it's a mess.
42:30All right, now.
42:31Ready?
42:31Three, two, one.
42:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
42:33Are we sure we should do this?
42:35She's smiling at the frown.
42:36Fuck, man.
42:37We're doing this.
42:38Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:40Come on.
42:40Let's go.
42:45All right.
42:45Oh, no.
42:57Fuck's sake.
42:58Help me with things.
43:00Hey.
43:01That ain't the cleaner.
43:23Yes, yes.
43:24Yes, yes.
43:25I'll polish the leaves.
43:27Make them green again.
43:29Shake out the trees.
43:30Chase sin again.
43:32Spring cleaning.
43:33Getting ready for love.
43:35Ha, ha, ha.
43:37Sluts off the wintry flowers.
43:40Wash them out with April showers.
43:43Covenant with fragrant flowers.
43:44Shut up's the moon above.
43:48Coz you and I have a rendezvous under the sky.
43:53Like these two sprays, play them.
43:55Getting ready for love.
43:57Yes, yes.
44:00Yeah, that's the real cleaner.
44:03You want to stick that in here?
44:07I think they're happy.
44:11The people in the glass?
44:15I hope so.
44:19Okay, bud.
44:20I'm just going to think back on you.
44:29Psychologically, you're going to go through some tough shit.
44:32You're going to ride that fucking wave.
44:34Take some Xanax.
44:35Do some yoga.
44:37Whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:41Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:42What about that tattoo lady?
44:45She finds out we're already dead.
44:48You don't know, Cash.
44:50Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
44:55I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
44:57I feel like you're the one who's going to fuck this all up.
45:01And I don't want to kill you.
45:02Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:05Okay, okay, I'll be good.
45:07Here.
45:07Sorry.
45:11And if you say me again, you fucked up.
45:17Okay.
45:19Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off his blood.
45:23Yeah.
45:25Uh, I should.
45:30Okay.
45:33You're going to be okay?
45:37Jesus, Martin.
45:39You're really asking the big questions.
45:41Ooh, good news.
45:51I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
45:55Bad news all that's left is middle seats.
45:57I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:01Yeah, you kind of did.
46:03But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:06You always get another chance.
46:07Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:13What the hell?
46:18What?
46:18What?
46:20Ah!
46:21If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:24Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:25I got the conference people to give me your motel address.
46:30Why?
46:32Uh, do you mind if I...
46:34Uh, uh, sure, I guess.
46:36I'll save care.
46:36Have a...
46:37That's nice.
46:37Have a seat.
46:40Uh, sorry.
46:42I know it's early.
46:42So, uh, how can we help you?
46:47I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:49It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:52So I had a word to marketing.
46:54They love the whole anti-aging USP.
46:57Plus the name, Tansform.
46:58It just...
46:59It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:03And that shit sells.
47:04Pardon the language.
47:05Really?
47:06Yeah, so, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:10Uh, what do we say?
47:11Two thousand cans.
47:12Put it in a few stores.
47:14See if you can get the word out.
47:15You hit those numbers.
47:17We can expand.
47:18I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:20We'll do it.
47:21Oh, great.
47:24Great.
47:26So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:29Great.
47:30Great.
47:30Can you go now?
47:36Have a wrist back for me.
47:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:37Come on.
47:39Stuff to do.
47:41Yeah.
47:42Sorry.
47:42I know it's really early.
47:48Bro.
47:49You can see that, too, right?
47:52A hundred bucks says you can't eat that.
47:57You're on.
48:03What the fuck?
48:04I think we should stay.
48:06We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:09Close.
48:16There's nobody.
48:17Nothing ties us to cash.
48:19I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:21Why would we want to take that risk?
48:23If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:25You go back to being yelled at by retail managers,
48:28I lose choice.
48:34Last one.
48:35Make it count.
48:36Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:38We'll make them, right?
48:40What'd you say when you first came to me
48:41with the idea for Tansform?
48:43I don't know.
48:44You said sometimes you gotta get arrested
48:46for selling stolen beauty products
48:49to realize what you want in life.
48:50I said that?
48:51You did.
48:52I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:53But look, you're exactly right.
48:56Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
48:59My wife will...
49:00Our business.
49:02I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:08I know that what happened last night
49:18seemed like the end of our road.
49:20But what if it was the beginning?
49:21We were fine.
49:23Woo-hoo-hoo!
49:24Woo!
49:24Woo!
49:25Woo!
49:26Woo!
49:29Woo-hoo!
49:29adrenal broken
49:41Whoa!
49:42Jesus!
49:44Jesus!
49:45Man...
49:45Are you sure?
49:56I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:00I know you're a fucking friend.
50:19I'm trying to be low.
50:23I'm trying to feel it.
50:28I'm trying to be it.
50:31It's not my problem, I'm not so bad.
50:41It's not my problem, I'm not so bad.
50:46It's not my problem, I'm not so bad.
50:52It's not my problem, I'm not so bad.
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