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00:00Are we drinking beers?
00:18It's not big sex.
00:20I'm just going to come over there and pet your cute little head.
00:23Now maybe I won't.
00:25It's more like it.
00:30What are you at?
00:34What are you doing?
00:35What do you mean what am I doing?
00:36Building a fucking fort or something?
00:38Jerking off.
00:39Huh?
00:40I'm jerking off.
00:41You do it like that?
00:42What do you mean, like that?
00:43How do you do it?
00:44On my back.
00:45You does it like that.
00:46Hold on a second.
00:47Goody.
00:48Close the door about.
00:49Goody, you in there?
00:51Are you jerking off too?
00:53Yeah.
00:54Is Goody jerking off too?
00:55Yeah, this is what that looks like to me.
00:57Close the door about.
00:58Blurdy Jump Joe Sabrina.
01:00Are we drinking beers?
01:01Give me a sec.
01:02So like five or so?
01:03Give or take.
01:04Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
01:05Can you close the door, bud?
01:06Dolo, are we drinking beers?
01:07Gosh, we need to jerk off.
01:08Are you jerking off in there too?
01:10Oui.
01:11Oh my God.
01:12Wait.
01:13How?
01:14What the hell?
01:15You got like a laptop in there or something?
01:17No.
01:18What?
01:19No, bro.
01:20Because you're not watching porn?
01:21You're not watching porn.
01:23So like, you just do it to like what's in your head?
01:26Wait.
01:27What?
01:28Oh, hey, thank you.
01:29I'm in the Spank Bank.
01:30So by memory?
01:31Oui, the Spank Bank.
01:32You just think of something and you jerk off to it.
01:33Oui, mon bonnet.
01:34What?
01:35Are we on the fucking Mayflower?
01:36You never do that, Char-Z?
01:39No.
01:40Why not?
01:41Because we're not living in the fucking wild west.
01:43What do you mean?
01:44I mean, I'm not one of your ancestors wailing on it in a fucking teepee.
01:47Never?
01:48Fighting cowboys and fucking wigwams.
01:50You shouldn't watch porn at all, old man.
01:52You shouldn't watch porn at all?
01:54Yeah, I heard it on a-
01:55What?
01:56I heard it on a podcast that you shouldn't watch porn.
01:58No, sir.
01:59Now, you give me one fucking good reason why-
02:01Because it rewires your brain and it's only getting turned on when you watch porn.
02:04As opposed to what?
02:05As opposed to actually hammering abroad.
02:07What?
02:08Yeah.
02:09So if you watch porn, your dick won't work when you want to actually hammer abroad?
02:12That's what the science suggests.
02:13Really?
02:14That's what the data indicates, old man.
02:16Really?
02:17Too much ending ain't good for you, bud.
02:19Wow.
02:20What are you doing, bud?
02:21Doing you a favor.
02:22Actually, can you plug that in?
02:23Dorsey, close the door by the Lord Jesus.
02:25Well, wait a minute.
02:27But you're watching porn.
02:29That's what I'm not.
02:30Well, then what are you watching?
02:31Try on hauls.
02:32Huh?
02:33Try on hauls.
02:34Try on-
02:35Girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
02:36What?
02:37Yeah.
02:38Huh?
02:39It's called try on hauls, where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that.
02:41They're just trying on clothes?
02:42Yeah, and they got nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:45Well, you can look at the fucking window for nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:48Nah, bud.
02:49Try on hauls.
02:50You can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes.
02:52On YouTube?
02:53Yeah, sometimes.
02:54Oh my god.
02:55Just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
02:57What an odd East Coast cunt you are.
02:59The name of all things holy, sure is he, bud. Close the door!
03:01Buddy.
03:02What's up, buddy?
03:03Bitch is in there jerking off to girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
03:05You're women, old man!
03:06Is he?
03:07It's just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
03:09So what?
03:10So, because you're not supposed to watch porn, you just watch girls try on clothes instead?
03:15Oh, you never heard nothing so bad as that, eh?
03:17Where are they trying on the clothes?
03:19Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall.
03:21At the mall?
03:22Well, but I suppose they could be at a standalone store, a storefront.
03:25Hey, hey.
03:26I didn't tell you this, but he's in there on all fours, too.
03:28What?
03:29Yeah, he's in there on all fours jerking off to girls at the mall.
03:31No, he is.
03:32Yeah, come look.
03:34Come see.
03:35Look at this.
03:36Well, come in and make yourselves at home, boys, by the Jackal or Jesus.
03:39You do it like that?
03:40You never does it like this.
03:41No.
03:42How do you do it?
03:43Bye.
03:44Tab on that, kids, because it's fit.
03:46Fuck, you should try taking screenshots with his eyes like you.
03:49Good for it.
03:50Fuck it, me nerves is raw bright raw.
03:52Let's go to North Bay.
03:54Drinking beers!
03:56Are we drinking beers?
03:57Just gave you a beer.
03:58Drinking beers!
03:59Thanks for driving us, Jill.
04:00Just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh?
04:02Thanks for doing this for Jack.
04:03Jack would've done the same thing for me.
04:05His good buddy, Tero.
04:06You smell good.
04:07Thanks, buddy.
04:08He'll be so happy to see you guys.
04:10Well, lock up your daughters with this one coming woke.
04:12He's just a little homesick out of the gate.
04:14It's a little mouth.
04:15How about this one?
04:16Fresh off a buck hunt up north.
04:18Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way.
04:20Hey, goody.
04:21Six Nations gonna gobble up all the Cree in Sault Ste. Marie?
04:23Settle down.
04:24Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split an appetizer?
04:27Is she scoring?
04:28No, but it's just five games in.
04:30Is that a big deal?
04:31It's a goal score.
04:32Dolo, are we drinking beers?
04:33Yeah, but...
04:34Jack's mom?
04:35Yeah.
04:36She's gonna be a bit late.
04:37She's in Massachusetts.
04:38Massachusetts?
04:39Massachusetts.
04:40Oh, you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo?
04:42They've got the kids doing so many things now.
04:44Toxic masculinity seminar?
04:45Yeah.
04:46Radioactive masculinity?
04:47We'll settle them.
04:48Highly flammable masculinity?
04:50What do you say to some good chat and a nice bottle of red?
04:53Tsunami hazard masculinity!
04:54Ah!
04:55Shorzy.
04:56Seek shelter immediately!
04:57Shorzy, shut up.
04:58Hey, we drinking beers?
05:00Hey, you should peel off.
05:01Why?
05:02Well, if he's already homesick, you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game.
05:05Really?
05:06What?
05:07The one who's been making him PB&J and breakfast for supper his whole life?
05:09Why?
05:10I'd be crying into my shirt.
05:11Okay, I'll see you out there.
05:12Seriously.
05:13All right.
05:14Where are we going?
05:15Fucking hell.
05:16What is this?
05:17Behind the curtain?
05:18Hey, look out!
05:19Where is this fucking guy?
05:20Uh-oh.
05:21Whoa, there he is!
05:22Connor!
05:23Yeah!
05:24What's going on, buddy?
05:25Yeah!
05:26Steven Cunningham as I live and breathe!
05:28Oh, man.
05:29Holy boats.
05:30It's the Salisbury Beefsteak Bulldogs.
05:31This is Dolo.
05:32This is Hitch.
05:33You guys are unreal in that Broadway tournament.
05:34Hey, thanks, bye.
05:35That was fun hockey.
05:36Good for it.
05:37Wanna go grab us a beer, boss?
05:38Don't even fucking try to shake my hand.
05:40Last time I saw you, you're cross-checking me in the neck.
05:42Yeah, well, we're down three goals.
05:44Someone had to do something.
05:45This is my wedding party.
05:46He's cross-checking me in the neck.
05:47If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be getting it in the tee.
05:48Hey, what's this out here about a church league in Sudbury that got banned from their
05:51rink?
05:52Yeah, it's fucking everywhere, eh?
05:53It's the most bush league shit I've ever heard in my life.
05:54All those guys play like psychos.
05:55How's it going?
05:56Good.
05:57Everything's good.
05:58No, like with the team?
05:59Slow start.
06:00A little slower.
06:01Not scoring yet.
06:02But good group?
06:03Great group.
06:04Couple wild boys in there.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06Couple psychos?
06:07Couple psychos in there.
06:08Nice.
06:09But good balance.
06:10Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts.
06:11Massachusetts?
06:12Massachusetts.
06:13Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Connor.
06:15That's pretty good.
06:16You're for Jack, right?
06:17Sudbury boy.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Seventeen!
06:20Come here!
06:21Oh, I don't know if I like your tone there, Connor.
06:22Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit.
06:23Kids are like dogs.
06:24You know, you gotta raise them to stiff hands.
06:25Teach them to come when they're called.
06:26It's important.
06:27Yep.
06:28One day you'll call them to come when they won't because they're run over.
06:29Yeah, buddy.
06:30Gotta keep them structured.
06:31Keep them safe.
06:32Spoken like a two-time coach of the year.
06:34Three.
06:35Really?
06:36Wow!
06:37There he is!
06:38Hey!
06:39Hey!
06:40Look at that!
06:41Hey!
06:42What's up?
06:43What's up?
06:44Tanner, let me grab him for a sec.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Hold on to her, buddy.
06:47You're all right.
06:48I haven't seen this kid in forever.
06:49Hold on to her.
06:50You're okay.
06:51You're all right.
06:52Sorry.
06:53No, don't say sorry.
06:54You just already started it.
06:55Just let it out.
06:56Terry.
06:57Don't fucking, don't sob or anything.
06:58Just get it at you.
06:59It's all right.
07:00It's all right.
07:01It gives a shit.
07:02Just let it out.
07:03You're all right.
07:04You're all right.
07:07You all right?
07:08I'm all right.
07:09What's going on?
07:11I want to quit.
07:12No, you're not going to quit.
07:13I want to come home.
07:14No, that's stupid.
07:15No, it isn't.
07:16Don't be an idiot.
07:17I want to come home.
07:18What's a fucking home?
07:19All my friends?
07:20No, they're not.
07:21They're playing Junior like you.
07:22Not all of them.
07:23Fuckin' all you got at home is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem.
07:27Yeah.
07:28It's getting worse.
07:29Yeah.
07:30They're fucking, what you want to do?
07:31It's getting worse.
07:32Yeah.
07:32Fucking, what do you want at home?
07:34You want some paninis?
07:35No.
07:35I'm going to bring you one of those.
07:36No, I'm good.
07:37All right, well, what's the fucking problem, then?
07:39It's just nothing happening.
07:41What do you mean, nothing happening?
07:42Not scoring.
07:43Huh?
07:43Not making buddies.
07:44Well, fucking, you're a hockey player.
07:45Don't worry about making buddies.
07:46You make a ton of buddies.
07:47Yeah.
07:48It's fucking, once the boys start gelling, you'll have a ton of buddies.
07:50Yeah.
07:51You get a ton of ass.
07:52Yeah.
07:52Why aren't you scoring?
07:54I don't know.
07:54I got the yips.
07:55Well, fucking everybody gets the yips.
07:56It's normal, too, idiot.
07:57No, this is bad.
07:58Yeah, it's the yips.
07:59Every time I touch the puck, it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces.
08:02Happens to everybody.
08:03It's really bad.
08:04All right, you want to talk about the yips?
08:05You ever been in bed with a girl, your dick doesn't work?
08:08No, have you?
08:09No, but imagine?
08:11Why'd you bring it up?
08:12I don't know, but you shouldn't watch porn anymore.
08:13Did you know that?
08:14Oh, my God.
08:15Your dick's working okay, eh?
08:16Yeah.
08:17You sure?
08:17Yeah.
08:17I fucking knew it.
08:18Well, you all fucking robust, aren't you?
08:20All right?
08:22Yeah.
08:22All right, are we at the other end over here, or what?
08:24Yeah.
08:25All right, here's what we're going to do.
08:27I'm going to keep it simple, okay?
08:29We're going to take it one period at a time.
08:30Just one period at a time, okay?
08:32Okay.
08:33All right, so you're not scoring.
08:34You've got to find a way to contribute.
08:35Right.
08:36You've got to find a way to help your team.
08:37I know.
08:37So go kill some guys.
08:39Okay.
08:39Just fucking go out there, run around, and fucking get in the game.
08:42Okay.
08:43Kill some guys.
08:44Okay.
08:44Now, what did I tell you to be?
08:45The hardest worker out there.
08:46That's right, say it again.
08:47The hardest worker out there.
08:48That's right, say it again.
08:49The hardest worker out there.
08:50You go out there and you work hard, you'll get your bounces.
08:53The bounces come with the hard works.
08:54So you go out there and you skate.
08:56Okay.
08:56You go like fucking stink.
08:58Okay.
08:58Yeah?
08:58Let's go, 17.
09:00Hold on.
09:00Are you okay?
09:01Yeah.
09:01You sure you're all right?
09:02Fuck yeah.
09:02You ready?
09:03Yeah.
09:03All right.
09:04Well, I'm coming back after the first period.
09:05You better have done something good.
09:07Okay.
09:07I'm serious.
09:07Just do something good.
09:09Go out there and you just fucking kill some guys.
09:11I will.
09:11Be a killer.
09:12I will.
09:12All right?
09:13Work hard.
09:13Keep it simple.
09:14That's it?
09:15Okay.
09:15That's it?
09:15Okay.
09:16Let's go.
09:16Good luck, Jack.
09:17Hey, good luck, coach.
09:18Thanks, man.
09:19Hey, that's our designated driver you're talking about.
09:29Okay.
09:30The strip club's opening again.
09:31Should I ask her to go or what?
09:32Where she can say is no.
09:34Hey, we drinking beers?
09:35Boy.
09:45What?
09:46You killed some guys.
09:47Kind of.
09:47Oh, no, you fucking killed some guys.
09:49That one in front of our bench is pretty good.
09:50How did you hear that sound after?
09:52What?
09:52It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs to see who fucking 17 is.
09:56Shut up.
09:56That Sudbury, Ontario bitch.
09:58Shut up.
09:58And you got an assist, too.
09:59How about that?
10:00See what happens when you work hard?
10:01You get your bounces.
10:02It was a phantom assist.
10:03It wasn't a phantom assist.
10:04It was a secondary assist.
10:05Secondary assist.
10:06Whatever.
10:06You got an assist.
10:07You contributed.
10:08Shut the fuck up.
10:09Fine.
10:09You're on the score sheet, dumb fuck.
10:11Smile.
10:12Fine.
10:12So what are you going to do now?
10:13Work hard.
10:14You're already doing that.
10:15Keep it simple.
10:16You're already doing that.
10:17You're going to score a goal, idiot.
10:19Oh, yeah?
10:19Well, you're a goal scorer, aren't you?
10:21Yeah.
10:21Well, then keep it simple.
10:23First period, kill some guys.
10:24Second period, score some goals.
10:26Okay, I'll just start scoring now.
10:27Hey, you love scoring goals.
10:30All hockey players love scoring goals.
10:32That's what keeps us coming back, that feeling.
10:35I know.
10:35Get back to that.
10:36Okay.
10:37You fucking started playing hockey to score goals.
10:40You idolize the guys that score goals.
10:43Just remember how good it feels to score.
10:44You love scoring goals.
10:47Go get that feeling.
10:48Get that feeling.
10:50I'm coming back after the second.
10:51Do something good.
11:06Look at you.
11:07Look at fucking you.
11:09You are buzzing, kid.
11:1117, you've arrived, eh?
11:12Yep.
11:13Welcome to the league.
11:15You're on the PP with Duncan Hazy to start the third.
11:17Okay.
11:21Now what are you going to do?
11:22Get another one.
11:23Are you?
11:24Yeah.
11:24What?
11:24What?
11:25You already got one.
11:26I'll get another.
11:27Yeah, you already got one.
11:29So what do I do?
11:30Well, first period, kill some guys.
11:32Yeah.
11:32Second period, score some goals.
11:33Yeah.
11:34Third period.
11:34Make sure they never forget who you are.
11:40Who are you?
11:41Jack.
11:41Jack who?
11:42Jack Webster.
11:43From where?
11:43Narnia?
11:44From Sudbury.
11:44Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
11:46Just tell me what to do.
11:46It's working.
11:47All right.
11:47Well, you got a goal.
11:49You got an assist.
11:49What don't you got?
11:50What?
11:51You got a goal.
11:53You got an assist.
11:54You're one away from something.
11:56You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:59Well, I don't know.
11:59What's that?
12:00You want me to fight.
12:01Well, what's a Gordie Howe hat trick?
12:02A goal and assist in a fight.
12:03Oh, is that what that is?
12:04Yeah.
12:04Fuck it, that'll get you a ton of ass.
12:06I think?
12:06A Gordie Howe hat trick sounds so cool.
12:08Okay.
12:09Look, you're scoring.
12:10Your teammates like that.
12:11You fight.
12:12Your teammates love that.
12:15So, you wait till you get up another goal or two and you pick a fight.
12:18How?
12:19What do you mean how?
12:19What do I do?
12:20Huh?
12:21Just go up to some guy.
12:22You tell him his mom's so fucking boring you're half asleep even when you're railing on her.
12:25Oh my God, dude.
12:26But if her feet didn't stink so bad, you'd be right out cold.
12:29Are you seriously telling me to fight?
12:31Me?
12:31No.
12:32Because you're not supposed to do that anymore.
12:33I'm just saying I love what my teammates do.
12:36That's all.
12:38I fucking love it.
12:41Fuck you, Shorzy.
12:42I don't fucking care.
12:44Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets.
12:46Say you can't believe she found him at Winners.
12:47This trip had the effect I was after.
12:59I think the best is yet to come.
13:01Thanks for this, guys.
13:02No problem.
13:03Our pleasure.
13:03Hey, have you met my pal, Dolo?
13:05To Massachusetts?
13:06Massachusetts.
13:07Massachusetts?
13:08Massachusetts.
13:08Massachusetts.
13:10That's a fucking dive!
13:12The kid blows up!
13:13The kid blows up!
13:14The kid's a diver!
13:16The kid's a diver!
13:17The kid's a diver!
13:18The kid's a diver!
13:19Get out of here!
13:20Are you kidding me?
13:21Are you kidding me?
13:23That's a diver.
13:23The kid's a fucking diver!
13:26That's a diver.
13:27Oh, fucking look at that.
13:28One guy gets to gate, the other one stays on the ice.
13:31How about that?
13:32That's a fucking dive!
13:33The kid's a fucking diver!
13:35Hey!
13:36You got something to say?
13:37Sit down.
13:38That's my kid.
13:38You got something to say?
13:39Fucking careful, allowed you to say that.
13:41No, let's fucking hear it!
13:42Yeah, he plays like a fucking Euro.
13:43Fuck you!
13:44Yeah, you teach him how to lay on the ice like that?
13:46Fucking teach you something.
13:47Teach him how to dive?
13:48I will kick your ass!
13:49Oh, fucking cool.
13:50You want to be that guy at your kid's game?
13:52Get in a fight?
13:53Sit down.
13:53Drink your beer.
13:54Fuck you!
13:54Sit the fuck down!
13:55Fucking loser.
13:56Fuck you!
13:57Tap!
13:57Now!
13:58We got a guy for you if you want it!
14:00Drink your beer.
14:01Shut the fuck up!
14:05How about that?
14:06Diving's part of the game now.
14:08Gross.
14:09Every hit's a penalty.
14:10So the kids are hitting way less.
14:12That's shit.
14:12So it's cute.
14:13And if they get hit, they snap their head back or they fold up like a lawn chair.
14:17They know how to sell it to draw the penalty.
14:20Dishonorable hockey.
14:21Nothing worse than being labeled a diver.
14:23It's all in their tool bags now.
14:25Diver's the worst label in hockey, me son.
14:27Could be the difference in the game, so they go for it.
14:30I have a hard time with that.
14:31Well, you're a coach.
14:32You okay with diving if it gets you a win?
14:34Well, a win's a win, boys.
14:35Fuck off.
14:36All's fair in true love and war.
14:37What, you gonna lay on the ice, old man?
14:39No, you never fucking lay on the ice.
14:41You'll take a dive.
14:41Well, I'll stick you in the face.
14:43I'll spear you in the nuts.
14:44Whatever it takes to get you to retaliate.
14:45But, I don't know.
14:47I'd rather lose honorably than win dishonorably.
14:52You?
14:55Let's see what kind of pretzel you squeeze yourself into this year as a coach.
14:57Hey, man.
15:02Hey, man.
15:03I'm sorry.
15:04That was super bushly.
15:05There's no room for that here.
15:07All right.
15:07No, no, no.
15:08I was being an idiot.
15:09I'm sorry.
15:09That was super bushly.
15:12Yeah, don't worry about it.
15:12Can you buy you a beer?
15:14Sure.
15:14Let's have a beer.
15:15Where are you in from?
15:17You know, Wingham?
15:17Oh, yeah, man.
15:18One of Wingham Ironman, Junior C?
15:20Yeah, that's the one.
15:21That's it.
15:21How long does it take to get here?
15:22This is turning into quite the story, folks.
15:24This is an unfortunate one for North American hockey.
15:28It's not just the running up of scores by the Europeans that's the newsmaker here.
15:33We are seeing a physical style of play from the Europeans that exceeds anything I've seen
15:38in perhaps decades.
15:40This team known as simply the EU are doing a real number on us.
15:46Understatement contest.
15:47I win.
15:48Hey, settle down, you bomb hugger.
15:50Let the bye hugger's mutter.
15:51Let this bye hugger's mom.
15:53Yeah, my brother.
15:56Who wants to keep me company back to Sudbury?
15:59Once.
15:59Can you talk about Massachusetts?
16:01Massachusetts.
16:02Holy shit, you're hammered.
16:03When did this happen?
16:04Dolo, you're not riding an hour and a half home alone in a car with my mom.
16:08I'll go too.
16:08That's better.
16:09I'll babysit.
16:10I'll allow it.
16:11You better get your shit together.
16:12You're not gonna have a shot.
16:13You're fucking hilarious.
16:14Hey, it's a great game, my brother.
16:16Continue like that.
16:16It'll be just fine.
16:17Good game, kiddo.
16:19Love you.
16:21Love you.
16:21I'll go get the car.
16:22What are you looking for?
16:25What?
16:26What?
16:26Chair.
16:27For what?
16:28What do you do with a chair, boss?
16:29Sit.
16:29Why?
16:31I'm drunk.
16:35Inspired performance.
16:36Inspired.
16:37Thanks.
16:37I'm serious.
16:38Maybe you want to take a couple hard laps.
16:39Thanks for helping me out.
16:40Don't be soft.
16:41Right.
16:41Now it's time to get to work.
16:43Yeah.
16:43You got a new team, new squad.
16:44You got to help build the culture.
16:46I will.
16:46You got to help build a winning culture.
16:47I will.
16:48It's important.
16:49Every guy buys in.
16:50I know.
16:50So you know names?
16:51Yeah.
16:52Everybody's name?
16:52Yeah.
16:53All right.
16:53What's his name?
16:54Who?
16:55The trainer.
16:56I don't know.
16:56That's the first name you should know.
16:58I'll learn it.
16:59You're going to be fucking bleeding and sweating all over those guys all year.
17:01Know their name.
17:02Calm down.
17:03I will.
17:03What's this guy's name?
17:05The bus driver?
17:06Know the spaceship driver, you fucking idiot.
17:08I don't know.
17:09Know everybody's name.
17:10The bus driver, the beer vendor, the janitor, the janitor, the janitor's stepdaughter, and
17:13you didn't know my name for like a month.
17:15That's different.
17:15Shut the fuck up.
17:16I can't get it.
17:17Know everybody's name and call them by name.
17:20That's how you build respect.
17:22That's how you build a winning culture.
17:23All right.
17:24All right.
17:24All right.
17:26What's the equipment guy's name?
17:27I don't know.
17:27I'll learn it.
17:28You don't know fucking anything.
17:29You don't know six times eight.
17:31Fifty-eight.
17:32No.
17:33Sixty-eight.
17:34Six times eight?
17:34I know there's an eight in there.
17:36It's fucking 48.
17:37Holy fuck.
17:38You're dumb.
17:39Is that what it is?
17:39You're such a dumb fuck.
17:41I don't fucking care.
17:41I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy.
17:43Trust me.
17:44Yeah, like the yips?
17:44I never said that happened to me.
17:46Okay.
17:46But you're so insensitive.
17:47Right.
17:48Fucking hammer time every time with me, but I can fight it in you.
17:51Sure.
17:51I'm just saying what I need to say to get you to stop with all your...
17:54No, you weren't.
17:55I was.
17:56You were all like...
17:57No, you weren't.
17:57I was.
17:58Shut the fuck up.
18:00You're the best player out there, buddy.
18:03No one out there is better than you.
18:04It's going to be tough sometimes.
18:06Just give your balls a tug.
18:09No one out there is better than you.
18:11Thanks.
18:12You're the best.
18:16You're going to get a ton of ass.
18:19Hitch, we drinking beers?
18:21He's had enough.
18:22Well, he's never going to get you out for dim sum with that kind of work ethic.
18:26How are you not like that, too?
18:27So I'm a real man.
18:28You're an idiot.
18:29Hey, crank your rear view.
18:30I'll show you what a real man looks like.
18:32Back here, drinking beers.
18:36How do you know what to do with them?
18:38With who?
18:39The kids.
18:40Because I was one.
18:41How did you know what to do with Jack?
18:44It's what my brother used to do with me.
18:47He found a way to simplify things for me.
18:50So he'd get what I want.
18:51So where are you going tonight?
18:59Where am I going?
19:00Yeah.
19:00Are you going to the Coulson?
19:02Nah.
19:04The strip club's side's back open again.
19:06Oh, I hadn't heard.
19:07How did this town survive without a strip club for that long?
19:10I don't know, but we're back, baby.
19:18Hey, where are you going?
19:20Bed.
19:21Well, you've earned it.
19:23Straight to bed.
19:24Yeah.
19:25Long day on the road.
19:29I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace
19:31or if I have someone to crawl in there with me.
19:48Actually, can you throw me off the ring?
19:50I sure can.
19:52I'll get him home safe.
19:54And I'm telling you.
19:55It's too late to turn back now.
19:59I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I'm falling in love.
20:04It's too late to turn back now.
20:08I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I'm falling in love.
20:12I think it's too late to turn back now.
20:13I think it's too late to turn back now.
20:13I think it's a dream I could jump in love.
20:15At least ten times a day
20:19You know
20:21It's so unusual
20:23For me to
20:25Carry on this way
20:28I tell you
20:29I can't sleep at night
20:33I won't seem to hold tight
20:36I tried so hard to miss myself
20:41Now this feeling just can't be right
20:44I'm telling you
20:45It's too late
20:47To turn back now
20:49I believe, I believe, I believe
20:52I'm falling in love
20:53It's too late
20:55To turn back now
20:58I believe, I believe, I believe
21:00I'm falling in love
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