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00:00Antes, en Heated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:31What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:40Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:03Rosanoff eats.
01:04He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:31The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go, your love.
01:54Hot on my sleep, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:01My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:06It's the calendar page again.
02:09Take us all, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us all.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's your freeze camera.
02:23Share some light on me, please.
02:24And that's our commercial.
02:25All right, guys.
02:26Let's respect this.
02:30You can, you can.
02:31You can try your light.
02:33Yeah!
02:34Yeah!
02:35Yeah.
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05:29Gracias por ver el video.
05:59Gracias por ver el video.
06:29Gracias por ver el video.
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid.
07:01That's awesome, man.
07:02Really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:06Ruby!
07:06Emma!
07:07Slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough.
07:12Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:14How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:22Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31What, is it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:34You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag.
07:40You are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do a couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not.
07:51I mean, she's.
07:53I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um.
07:58Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something.
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Okay, good.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me?
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:42Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:54Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
08:59And second, oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you were the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:12Daddy!
09:13Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:14Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:15Narc!
09:16I'm getting him a second, me.
09:17Way too late.
09:18But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:29It's my favorite place on earth, and my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:33I'm ready.
09:35Well, maybe you decided, that we were left, to see, and no matter what.
09:40Sorry.
09:41It's such a shame, that I'm a little bit of a problem.
09:46But he's really beautiful, yes?
09:56Are you with whom you're meeting now?
10:00Do you get me?
10:01No.
10:02You know me.
10:03No.
10:06So, nothing serious about you?
10:08No.
10:11Even not with Jane?
10:16What?
10:17You've been working for a few years, I thought it was something serious, or something like that.
10:26Nothing serious about you.
10:28In general.
10:31Okay.
10:31Sasha передает привет.
10:33I'm out heading out for a bit.
10:45Cool.
10:47To meet a friend.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:52I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
10:58So, Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:02Yeah, chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay.
11:07Go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I planned to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:20Oh, yeah.
11:50Bye.
11:51Bye.
11:52Bye.
11:53Bye.
11:54Bye.
11:55Bye.
11:56Bye.
11:57Wow.
11:58This place is great.
12:01Did you get this built?
12:03Or do you know who did it?
12:05Mr. Real Estate.
12:07That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:11No, after.
12:12No, after.
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13:45¿Ok?
13:47¿Ok?
13:49¿Ok?
13:51¿Ok?
14:09I'm hungry...
14:11...for what?
14:13For food...
14:15Hey...
14:21¿Puedes hacer una tuna melda?
14:33¿Quieres hacer una tuna melda?
14:35¿Puedo hacer una tuna para mí? ¿Puedo hacer una tuna?
14:39¿Puedes ir a Florida después de esto, ¿no?
14:42Sí, después del juego.
14:44Tampas, Sunrise.
14:45Después de ir a Dallas y St. Louis.
14:47Ah, con los hot spots.
14:51¿Puedo hacer una tuna melda?
14:53Sí, es genial.
14:55Bien.
14:57La tuna se prepara pronto.
15:01Dios mío.
15:03¿Sabes este hombre, Rian Price?
15:05Sí, de jugando contra él y no quería luchar.
15:09¿Puedo hacer una temporada con él, ¿no?
15:11No.
15:12No es lo que piensas.
15:14¿Cómo?
15:16Como...
15:18Se está quieto.
15:19No hablaba.
15:20Se mantiene a su propio.
15:22No es un malo.
15:23No hace amigas.
15:24No hace amigas.
15:25Bueno, se forman cada temporada.
15:27Es difícil de hacer amigas así.
15:29Probablemente quiere que se forman un nuevo.
15:31Buffalo es terrible.
15:33Y su equipo también.
15:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
16:05No, no, no, no.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much, Svetlana.
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:50She knows everything about hockey.
16:54Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:56Oh, that's nice.
17:05So she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no, nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:12Sometimes we fuck, but she's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that for either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:38You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42I don't know.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:54I don't know that's out of you at all.
17:57No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get it.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never hear about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:57I'm boring.
18:57But you have a good mouth.
18:59But you have a good mouth.
18:59But you have a good mouth.
18:59You have a good mouth.
19:00But you have a good mouth.
19:02You have a good mouth.
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19:32¡Ora el día!
19:34¡Polina!
19:36¡Polina!
19:40¡Polina!
19:41¡Ele es tu mujer!
19:42¡Po!
19:44¡Po!
19:45¡Bien!
19:46¡Po!
19:51¡Llp!
19:52¡Po!
19:53¡Po!
19:56¡Po!
19:57¡Po!
19:58¡Po!
19:59¡Po!
20:00¿Estás listo con él?
20:16¿Estás listo?
20:17No, no, gracias.
20:18Eso fue genial.
20:25¿Cómo fue tu padre?
20:30You speak Russian, no?
20:32I know the word for father.
21:00No.
21:01You were bornquitoes y yo solo la ver Entrepreneur.
21:03No.
21:04So, you're enjoying Ihre字.
21:05I can wear a Ví опис hoy.
21:06You'll be moinsid cada vez que teAS afecte.
21:07Aleluís Hud lote.
21:08So, Königви teancarte vencer a a veces le Willy voy a enterrar.
21:10You were about to know, you would be a sus estát.
21:12You were about de Fabri.
21:13You were about to know, you might end the green.
21:14So, I thought...
21:15Me rhyming plant37s.
21:16I was at least able to hear from ten más margins.
21:17I really wanted as long as you felt like it was inaudible.
21:18Since it was nuts and just followers.
21:19I felt like it was a joke.
21:20I thought I was until I was at a last time.
21:21So, I had jours of my weekend.
21:23Gracias.
21:53Gracias.
22:23Gracias.
22:53Gracias.
22:56Gracias.
23:23Oh.
23:25Elliot.
23:49I just...
23:53I should, uh...
23:57I should go.
23:59Um...
24:00I shouldn't...
24:01go.
24:02I shouldn't...
24:03stay.
24:04I can't.
24:05Team meeting in the morning.
24:07I forgot.
24:08So...
24:09Okay.
24:10You forgot team meeting.
24:12Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:14Mm.
24:15Um...
24:19Uh...
24:20I'm sorry.
24:22I'm sorry.
24:23Just...
24:24I can't...
24:29Hollander.
24:31I...
24:32Just...
24:33I can't, uh...
24:35I can't do this.
24:39Hollander.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:43Are we expecting someone else?
24:56Oh, no, it's just the three of us.
24:57Thank you.
25:00Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
25:02Rolex really wants you there.
25:04I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:14I do.
25:15Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
25:17I mean, they're next to a prince.
25:19Or...
25:20No, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:24Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:27I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:29All my time is scheduled.
25:30No, I just meant...
25:31I get like two weeks off a year.
25:32I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:34Trying to make conversation about what?
25:36Swedish politics?
25:38Okay.
25:39Can I get anyone a drink?
25:41We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:42Three glasses?
25:43Uh, I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:45Oh, we don't have that.
25:46Sparkling water?
25:47Sure, thank you.
25:50I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:53No, I can't.
25:54Not during the season.
25:58Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:03Why?
26:04Because I don't want wine?
26:05Well, you just seem tense.
26:07I'm fine.
26:10Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon,
26:14just the three of us would be fun.
26:16And I think you should think about it.
26:18You could make a week of it.
26:20Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:24You guys should go.
26:25You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:28They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:33You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:37They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:40Honey, I'm...
26:42I don't want you to lie.
26:43That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
26:59Maybe it could be fun.
27:00I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:13Hey, man.
27:14Hollander.
27:15What the fuck are you doing right now?
27:16I was about to, um...
27:17That bullshit.
27:18Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:19My buddy Francois, the chef.
27:20You remember him?
27:21Oh, yeah.
27:22He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:23JJ.
27:24The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:25All of them?
27:26I don't fucking know.
27:27Get down here.
27:28You remember the restaurant, right?
27:29Le Tambo?
27:30I don't know.
27:31I don't know.
27:32Yes, you bitch.
27:34Good to see you.
27:36Okay, guys, this one never needs one.
27:37You know him?
27:38You know him?
27:39Oh, yeah.
27:40He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:41JJ.
27:42The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:43All of them?
27:44I don't fucking know.
27:45Get down here.
27:46You remember the restaurant, right?
27:47Le Tambo?
27:48I don't know.
27:50Yes, you bitch.
27:53Good to see you.
27:55Good to see you.
27:57Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
28:01Tonight is our meat log.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:09I mean, I do, but...
28:11Uh, actually, just a beer, please?
28:13Whatever you have on tap.
28:14Shane Hollander?
28:15Have whatever he wants here.
28:16You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shaney, a bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:38Rose Landry's here, man.
28:40She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44She's so cool.
28:45Come on him, can you miss?
28:46Yeah.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Yeah.
28:51Right.
28:52Ah, yeah.
28:57Yeah, who were they?
29:03Alright?
29:07She's alright, she's alright.
29:08She's alright.
29:09¿Qué tal?
29:39No, no, no, no, no.
30:09No, no, no, no, no.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped. I mean, there have been threats.
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:50Bueno, definitivamente estoy en el agua en algún lugar.
30:59El escouting y cosas crazyas pueden empezar por unos años más o menos,
31:03así que probablemente estar disfrutando.
31:07¿Has dejado de estar disfrutando?
31:10No.
31:12Bueno, quiero decir, un poco.
31:14Lo amé, pero se fue más intenso,
31:17así que creo que me quedó más intenso, si eso entiendes.
31:21Sí, sí.
31:25Y yo bete que ser el único niño asianista
31:28me hizo menos intenso.
31:31No, no, no.
31:33No había otro.
31:36Él me odiaba, pero no.
31:38Yo tengo un último último cuento,
31:40así que el otro niño se olvidó de hacer un rato.
31:43Y yo creo que eres muy bien, ¿verdad?
31:48Sí, bueno.
31:52¡Ah!
31:53¡Ah!
31:54¡Ah!
31:55¡Ah!
31:56¡Ah!
31:57¡Ah!
31:58¡Ah!
31:59¡Ah!
32:00¡Ah!
32:01¡Ah!
32:02¡Ah!
32:03¡Ah!
32:04¡Ah!
32:05¡Ah!
32:06¡Ah!
32:07¡Ah!
32:08¡Ah!
32:09¡Ah!
32:10So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:16Uh, no.
32:17I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:21Underdark?
32:22Kidnapped?
32:23Come on.
32:24No.
32:25I fly a lot.
32:26I watch a lot of movies.
32:27No, that would be so bad.
32:28It's not great.
32:29No, it's horrible.
32:30You're really good.
32:31I'm so bad at it.
32:32No, you're good.
32:33Well, I'm barely in it.
32:35I was here for a week and it was the summer.
32:38Kind of different in the winter though, right?
32:40Michigan.
32:41Remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:08Ros.
33:09It was you Ryan.
33:10You're good.
33:11Ros.
33:13It's a little boy.
33:14It ended up having to come home.
33:15Pizza carcasss.
33:16It's the
33:38No.
33:39I know, right?
33:40She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know?
33:46What says it right there?
33:47The two met at a mutual friends party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:53I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:08And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:38No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:45but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love,
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything
34:52about the highly anticipated ex-squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time
34:57resisting each other these days, don't they?
34:59Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:05Here.
35:08Oh, fuck!
35:09I stopped my talk.
35:10Okay, man.
35:11Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division
35:12and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:13Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metro's
35:15will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:17and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:18But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:22Hmm.
35:23Hmm.
35:24Hmm.
35:25Hmm.
35:26Hmm.
35:27Hmm.
35:28Hmm.
35:29Hmm.
35:30Hmm.
35:31Huh?
35:32Hmm?
35:45Hmm.
35:54Hmm.
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38:18por eso
38:48por eso
39:18¡Gracias!
39:48¡Gracias!
40:18¡Gracias!
40:48¡Gracias!
41:18¡Gracias!
41:48¡Gracias!
42:18¡Gracias!
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