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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:28Is it though?
00:30Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:35in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:37Merry Christmas!
00:38Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:39Get your bum out here now!
00:41Go have.
00:43I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:46It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:49So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:52Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:55Cheers.
00:56Hiya, Lord.
00:57Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:05Look at all those vegetables!
01:07I know!
01:08You're not wearing your present.
01:09Er, er, no, I will.
01:11Right, come on.
01:12Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:17What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:25And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:26Where have you got to go for that?
01:27Oh, I don't know.
01:28Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:29Where?
01:30Oh, God knows.
01:31Weatherfield?
01:32Not really.
01:33Not really.
01:34Merry Christmas!
01:35Too early?
01:36I like that you're so keen.
01:38Mm-hm.
01:39Mm-hm.
01:40Merry Christmas.
01:41Mm.
01:42Mm-hm.
01:43Mm-hm.
01:44Oh, Merry Christmas?
01:45Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:48Mm.
01:49Ho-ho-ho!
01:50We're still on for yours later.
01:51Uh-huh.
01:52Right, been late afternoon, gotta see me.
01:53A good night, are we cuento?
01:54You aren't too late.
01:55Lucy!
01:56Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho.
02:05We're still on a few hours later.
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests in.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:13Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay, so that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:22Hey, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Got another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've actually got somewhere.
02:37I'm going to pop to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:52So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:13It's just them two.
03:14Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:18but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:20Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots.
03:33I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey, happy Christmas!
03:41Yeah.
03:42What he said.
03:46Sorry, you've got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, will you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
03:59It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:14What's happening here, Grant?
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:18I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:27Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:37Computer, stop.
04:38Or I swear.
04:39Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:51Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:55Computer, stop.
04:56Or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:00Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:17Wow.
05:18Wow.
05:18What did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday.
05:23When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:34How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:36How are you, really?
06:44Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:46Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:00Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:14Do you want to drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:34Wow!
07:37Oh, sorry?
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:41How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:53A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:59Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:08He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas.
08:18Where's Eve?
08:18Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Do you want?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:27How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was gonna?
08:41Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
09:21Right, let's see who wins for a day.
09:45Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry Liam.
09:49Right, come on here.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about rabbit love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police.
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:42No Charles?
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:53Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:58You must miss them very much.
11:02It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:23What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So's I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:53I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:13Me?
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out, but we've already done that.
12:27So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly, not so much, and then at some point, preferably very soon, your bags appear in the hallway at home, and it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:45That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasties.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, I need to pay.
13:03I told you to wait for your dad.
13:04Are you OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Nates grave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Has this got opened all the presents?
13:27Uh, no, not yet.
13:29Uh-huh-huh.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, Nadya.
13:34What have you got?
13:36What have you got?
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Nice to see you, brother.
13:51Wake up.
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:56Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00Hey, how's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh, hello, Cain.
14:09Because it's, uh, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey, Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh, did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back, too.
14:22And?
14:23Who are you, mister?
14:25Yeah.
14:26It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:35Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:41So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time.
14:44Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, um, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:55A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the set.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia.
15:21And Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:47Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Happy Christmas.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep,
16:17so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish defiling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then.
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh.
16:49In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Well, I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But, er, I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:20Right, then.
17:22Yeah.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46Hmm?
17:46What?
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51Sure.
17:52Went what?
17:53Drink from the welly.
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00This is getting weird.
18:02I'm uncomfortable.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11Oh, no, no, no, no.
18:13Oh, no, no, no.
18:15Hey!
18:17Hey, still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences, but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good.
18:32Let's go.
18:33Okay, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:42It's all right.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:08Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:16Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:22You still inheriting home farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:38Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:47Finally!
19:48You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53I've been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about you yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11Best of greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried any more?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:53So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:13Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:20And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Do they?
21:33Puts to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:39Now what?
21:42Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:46Hey!
21:46Hey!
21:47Hey!
21:47Hey!
21:47Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey!
21:49Hey!
21:49Hey!
21:49Hey!
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:52Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you like our granddad, now you two are married?
22:01Oh!
22:02Is that OK?
22:04It doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh!
22:08Banger!
22:09Oh, there she goes!
22:17Yes, kid!
22:18Go, Ken!
22:19Hey, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said. Right, come on you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you. Okay, see you later, take care, bye.
22:28Bye.
22:36Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:38Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time? At all?
22:43Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:53Alright, everyone, Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:56Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:58Better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:02You okay?
23:04Hello.
23:05Come here, I love you.
23:07Gonna be alright, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:10Where's Eve?
23:12With Chas, where's your mum?
23:14With Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blown you out, have she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:21Sorry.
23:25Have a beer wise.
23:26Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:27Have a beer wise.
23:28Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:29Have a beer wise.
23:30Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:31Have a beer wise.
23:32Have a beer wise.
23:33Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:36Have a beer wise.
23:37Have a beer wise.
23:38Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:39Have a beer wise.
23:41Have a beer wise.
23:42Have a beer wise.
23:43Is Christmas Day of Benk?
23:48Have a beer wise.
23:49Have a beer wise.
23:50Have a drink.
23:52Have a drink.
23:53Have a drink.
23:54Have a drink.
23:55The baby bird heard.
23:57What the ladybird heard? No? What the ladybird heard next? Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:14The Godfather, that's a book. No, no, no, no, we have to wait, right, for how many words first?
24:20Right, push. All two, all four words. That's barely a headline.
24:25That's how many words are in the title?
24:28Oh, um, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:31Well, if you start mumming now, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:33No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right, go on, go on.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you Ray knows plenty about Christmas. Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, no, no, we're playing a game. We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy. What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative. Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Well, thanks. No, no, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle now. I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day. I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola, sometimes.
25:09Sexy time. Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:14Hang on, I know it. Tequila Mockingbird.
25:17You got it.
25:20Hi, this funny man. Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:24Mwah. Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas, Ella.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:40Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:44Yeah?
25:46Yeah, I'll get the pick.
25:49Yeah. Oh, decent, that.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:55Hey, hey, so I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:04Aye?
26:06Yeah.
26:07We used to play that to destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:11I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to, I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So we're playing then, or what?
26:32Sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up.
26:37We can, we can take turns.
26:39I just, I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:45and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:50Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51Yeah.
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:53There's pudding.
27:00I'll see you in a sec.
27:02Have you just helped, helped Dylan?
27:03Yeah.
27:06One sec.
27:07All right.
27:13Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are gonna be okay, do you know that?
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:23It's me.
27:34Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42Yeah.
27:42What a surprise.
27:54You're good at making ladies jokes.
27:57What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks. Do you want a soft drink?
28:13Oh, I do.
28:14It's pretty good that one.
28:16I can't believe you lost.
28:18Are they beetroot?
28:19Wow.
28:20I don't know.
28:21Why don't we play cards against decency?
28:23Oh, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:27Why?
28:28Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:31It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:37Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:42Oh, nah. It's well boring.
28:45And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:47So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:50Go truth.
28:52Ooh.
28:53Anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or, I've got another one.
28:58Oh, this is a really good one.
29:00Never Have I Ever.
29:02Shall we play that?
29:03Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:06Never Have I Ever.
29:08Ooh.
29:09Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:12Come on.
29:13Never Have I Ever.
29:15Never Have I Ever.
29:16Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders, but you know what?
29:18The night is yet young.
29:19Come on.
29:20Never Have I Ever.
29:21Never Have You Ever been this drug lady.
29:22I'm out.
29:23Oh, my God.
29:24I'm out.
29:25Oh, my God.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27Oh, my God.
29:28Oh, my God.
29:29Well, come on then.
29:40Who are ya?
29:41My wife done this.
29:43Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:46No, wait.
29:47That's right.
29:48Not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:54Well, that's a big threat.
29:56from a man in your very precarious position.
30:22You know, I know who you are.
30:25Yeah.
30:26Saved on introductions.
30:28Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:34That kid wrapped himself up in that bowl and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:37Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:42Nate.
30:43And his death was an accident.
30:45Right.
30:46That will not be why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:53Not very popular, are you?
31:05Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:08I let things slip.
31:12But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:15The storm's coming.
31:17Not literally, idiot.
31:23Read.
31:27You caused a bitter one though, didn't you?
31:30What with your little siege?
31:31Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:34Sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:42I came this close.
31:44To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:48Just after I drugged you.
31:49And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:53No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
32:02He knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:08Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:11I like what you've done with the place.
32:13Well, I see.
32:15Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine now.
32:19Well, it suits you.
32:22Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:26Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:28I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:30Together like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:39By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:51And yeah, I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink, sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:02No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:08She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:10Mmm.
33:12Effort at Liam.
33:14You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:20Oh!
33:22It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:26Kindred spirits.
33:27Ah, cute.
33:28I am actually, yeah.
33:29Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas Day?
33:31She's that where you've been.
33:35Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:37It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:39We didn't want to intrude.
33:41No, no, no, not at all.
33:43It's Mary Nell.
33:44It's Mary Nell with you.
33:45No, she's a...
33:46She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:47Very keen.
33:48And serious.
33:50We didn't lie to her.
33:51I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
33:54To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
33:56Has he?
33:57No.
33:58I got a card.
34:00Just said Kay.
34:02I know what he's done.
34:04But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:05Do you want a drink?
34:07Oh, I reckon Clorette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:09I'm not.
34:10I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:12I'll have a Shandy.
34:14No, just joking.
34:16Or am I?
34:18Oh, I reckon Clorette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:21I'm not.
34:22I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:24I'll have a Shandy.
34:26No, just joking.
34:29Or am I?
34:32Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:40I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.
34:46Ah, it's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:49I just...
34:51I just wanted to say this year has been a bit...
34:53Well, I mean, even by R standards, it's...
34:56It's been a weird one.
34:57It's been hard, mostly.
35:02And very hard.
35:04Sometimes.
35:08And scary.
35:10And...
35:11It's been sad.
35:14Mm.
35:16But it's also been...
35:19Amazing.
35:21And although you...
35:23Most of you are...
35:25A pain in the backside.
35:27Erm...
35:28You're family.
35:30We're family.
35:31And...
35:34I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:39Merry Christmas.
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:43Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:46Family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:49Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:52No, she wants her baby so much, and this isn't that.
35:56You got pregnant by your husband.
35:59Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life,
36:04and despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:07isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10Charity's just...
36:12It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:14Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:17Bingo!
36:18So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:19Right now.
36:20I'm going to go home,
36:22and I suggest you follow, and get Johnny,
36:24and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably, without shouting your mouth off.
36:45Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:49Right.
36:50Torch is on.
36:52Okay.
36:53Let's go see Grandad.
36:54Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
36:57Bye.
37:01Been a bit quiet on the way over here.
37:04You been thinking about your mum?
37:06Always.
37:07I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:17Ka-ching.
37:19What are we doing?
37:22What are we doing?
37:24Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Here now.
37:29What's this?
37:30This is a lot of hard work.
37:41So you up for it?
37:42Me?
37:43Why?
37:45Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:50Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:54Okay.
37:56Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:58because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:02Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:08So you up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:25It's like I didn't exist.
38:55I don't know what it's done.
38:56I'm glad you're walking into it, to get it.
38:58There you go.
38:59No.
39:00I don't know what it is.
39:01Okay.
39:17Look at me.
39:22Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:23But we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:32A butcher of percentages.
39:34Butcherer is not a word.
39:37Yes, it is.
39:38What's it mean, then?
39:40Someone who butchers.
39:43It's just a butcher.
39:45Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh!
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone cold sober compared to Aron.
39:58Do you think you're still asleep?
40:00Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:05Right.
40:07Hush!
40:12Where have you been?
40:14Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:18Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:22Oh, right.
40:23Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:31So, not an easy day, then.
40:35Well, it's been fun.
40:37Where is everyone?
40:38Uh...
40:40Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:42Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and...
40:46Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:51We are alone.
40:53For once.
40:56Do you want to take advantage?
40:58Mm-hmm.
40:59Yeah.
41:00Are we good?
41:01We're great.
41:05Come on, then.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07whoo-
41:09Whoop!
41:10We are!
41:11We are...
41:12We are.
41:13We are.
41:14Whoop!
41:15Whee!
41:16Whee!
41:17Whee!
41:18Whee!
41:19Whee!
41:20Whee!
41:21Hey! Glad tidings running all!
41:34Oh, back out of your ball!
41:36All that!
41:51That's better.
42:21Big day, eh? Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:39Hey, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:51No, he's fine.
43:05No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:21So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:372025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:41But 26, no.
43:45That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me...
43:50We're going to be together.
43:52No matter what.
43:54We're going to be together.
43:56The Weekend
43:58We're going to be together
44:00We're going to be together.
44:02We're going to be together.
44:04Transcription by CastingWords
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