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Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12- Ticcing in a British Accent
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00:00It's an accent, a bottle of water, or something like that.
00:05A bottle of water.
00:06A bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:14All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:17We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we could increase the budget.
00:28No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vic, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
01:00The rideshare is going to be here.
01:02What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:05What is it?
01:06Oh, yeah, 18.
01:07This is going to be epic.
01:08Come here, Uncle Man.
01:10We'll be right there.
01:11Hopefully.
01:12We'll come back.
01:15Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:17You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:19Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:21I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:27And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:36I'm extremely concerned for Colin.
01:38It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that and to know that they're sitting with my daughter.
01:43It's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:45Baylin took her meds.
02:01She's knocked out.
02:03I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:07I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like, oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:14I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:19If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:27Thank you, Kevin.
02:28Can you please take your seats for dancing?
02:39That's right.
02:44We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back overland.
02:49I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:53My legs have been in the same position for like seven hours.
02:56But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
03:01Our first international flight.
03:04Yeah.
03:05This is our first international flight together.
03:07And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:11But with flying in this case.
03:13Did we lose a wheeler?
03:17Like, what's going on?
03:19It's not making it any better.
03:22Sorry about that.
03:28We're on the ground.
03:29Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:32The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:36Thank you, dude.
03:37Feet on the ground.
03:41It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:44Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London can bring to us.
03:50The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:54This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:57However, we're here in hopes that in the future it can bring me relief and help my tics.
04:03Toilets?
04:04They don't label it bathroom.
04:05They label it toilets.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Hello.
04:10My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:19and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:24Wankers.
04:25I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already ticking in a British accent.
04:30Dick.
04:31Community dick.
04:32I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:35Back in my day.
04:36Shut the fuck up.
04:38Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:43It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:47We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:51We wanted to share the experience.
04:53To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful, but get ready London because here
04:58we come.
04:59Here we come.
05:00It's a little bit annoying.
05:01Go, go, go, go.
05:02Go, go, go.
05:03Press open, back nerve.
05:06You got to press- Press open.
05:07Keep going.
05:08Keep pressing it.
05:09Keep pressing it.
05:10Keep pressing it.
05:11Keep pressing it.
05:12Mom, what do you think I'm doing?
05:14go go go press open back nerve you gotta press press open keep going keep pressing it keep pressing
05:21it keep pressing it mom what do you think i'm doing as soon as we step foot in london the
05:26cluelessness hits i was airport ready not london ready i don't even know what that means so how
05:34long are we on this for three hours are we really no i just know that we're going to like patting
05:42pattern i'm so excited to get to the rental house the only thing that's stopping us is about 6 000
05:47trains to get there however i have no idea the type of living that uk in you ukans england people
05:56i have no idea what a uk house looks like this is our first time doing this we have no idea what we're
06:01doing we have to walk up oh oh now we gotta go down sick
06:15oh
06:30let's just make it to the rental place
06:36their sidewalks here pretty skinny look at the double decker oh yeah oh my god look at their
06:41license plates look at that look at that taxi bailen tight ass tuesday motherfucker
06:50just sold to joe biden i need this travel to end like now it feels like it's taken us
06:57just as long to get to this rental house as it has to fly over the atlantic ocean
07:01who's excited to be here okay who's ready to nap praise the lord we are here why is there a
07:13doorknob in the middle did you just lock it oh what are we guys i got this i swear i got this you know
07:20it's okay we're locked out maybe everything's backwards and upside down in london after a long
07:25day of travel we made it all the way here thousands of miles of traveling get all the way here can't get
07:31in the house
07:32is there a secret room you have to unlock both of them push or something oh sweet we're here yay
07:48there's a piano maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out like who's in what room take a dick
07:56bitch hold up they have their microwave in the pantry yeah that's so cool that is so weird oh my
08:07god this is kind of cool hell yeah this house is very scenic bodacious beautiful gorgeous scenic
08:15twice did anything about the house feel different when you walked upstairs it's small it feels like
08:20it's small it's small but it just goes straight up and it feels antique like everything's left in like
08:26the 1900s or something yeah are you tired yeah so uh i think what's important right now is we kind
08:33of like pick out rooms and stuff and find a space and relax we have a lot of stuff packed up to do
08:40tomorrow what are we doing tomorrow we're going on a double-decker bus tour sweet yes isn't that the
08:48one with like bowling on the top no you're funny bowling what time do you have to do that we'll figure it
08:54all out suck dick everybody needs to get a good night's sleep so i'll start now i'll start now
09:02have you ever experienced jet lag before um i definitely have experienced jet lag but not on
09:10i'm sorry thank you a flight how the have you experienced jet lag when you've never
09:14flown across the country before so florida florida's the same time no well
09:20all right all right next question you're gonna crash there bae yeah colin's sleeping upstairs in the
09:27twin with me ma okay yeah
09:37cheese and onion that sounds absolutely disgusting tangy cheese ew even disgustinger
09:45i've definitely never seen these flavors before prawn cocktail you know i don't think those are going to
09:54touch my taste buds at all this trip
10:00what the hell of this invention
10:05that doesn't look good the charging ports are just crazy it's like the sideways dot in the middle
10:12i'm just failing at life today how do people in england charge their phones
10:20i'm gonna fall off the bed my feet are gonna hang off
10:26all right well we got the travel to london done jack it's good
10:40it's so much different from the u.s like even though we haven't even like wandered yet like
10:54everything is still so much different it feels like yeah it's an adventure our first overnight stay
11:01in london was pretty uneventful everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick and the rental came stuck
11:07with the basics so we're having bacon and eggs this morning i don't understand like if you use that
11:12to make you like less dizzy on the plane why do you still have it on right now the last three days if
11:17i take it off and we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip well that's what we're doing today so
11:23that's why i'm leaving it on for the full amount of time okay balen's new pulse appointment is in two
11:29days so we have time to settle in do some touristy things and kind of just get to know london and
11:36today we're going on a double-decker bus tour what are you excited to do today oh no you don't know
11:43come on london i thought there was gonna be like skyscrapers and tall huge like apartments or whatever
11:52and i didn't really see that because we're like on the outskirts and we're in the like north south or
11:58northeast or whatever and it's definitely north south holy
12:06oh you guys making you guys got three plates out morning you're all ready yep i'm ready to go
12:14want some eggs why are they yellow because they're not in america where we put hormones and everything
12:19in our food oh my god that's not it at all yes it is here we go i'm so happy to be here we're in
12:26literally london i'm gonna just pretend that i'm not jet lagged i'm good we're good we're great
12:37are you getting excited for the the new pulse meeting yeah that's what i'm pretty much most
12:42excited about i'm excited for the bus today yeah but i'm excited to see kind of what the device does and
12:49how it works and more information on it new pulse could be life-changing if this device works it
12:57could help me for 10 minutes it could help me for an hour it could help me going to the grocery store
13:01or it could help me go to a foreign country it could just make my world flip i'd love to go to a movie
13:09theater for the first time yeah that'd be so fun something like that right yeah like if it helps me
13:14five percent if it helps me no percent we're still yeah there's still a reason why we came here and
13:19it's just going on and finding the next the next best thing this is still going to be an amazing
13:25adventure yeah i'm excited i have no idea what even downtown london looks like me neither tell
13:31colin he can stand there with the guy with the buffalo head how much to meet the king okay i had to
13:36break the news to him that that probably won't happen why am i learning all these weird things about
13:40colin he wants to meet the king he's riding in on a horse on the wedding and then she can get lessons
13:46from the king to ride the horse that sounds fantastic okay what did the wedding planner have
13:54to say about colin and his horse oh god i don't even know colin and i met up with the wedding planner
14:02and she basically told us that we spent too much money on our venue which is putting a huge squeeze
14:10on the rest of the budget hi kids you guys can pick a plate all right i'm gonna go on with those
14:15bacon collins oh so sometime on this trip me and colin need to talk to my parents about the struggles
14:23we're having with wedding okay i'm not trying to rush anybody but we do i have to make sure that we get
14:29out of here for the bus i am really soon let's get scooting because i don't want to be late okay
14:33sweet do i want to have the conversation on a double-decker bus no but our wedding is only nine
14:41months away and the clock is ticking to figure it all out fucking bitches fuck bitches get money
14:47ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour next stop piccadilly circus pick a
15:03dick bit the tour and the tour guide are awesome but i can definitely feel balance takes escalating
15:09the longer that we're on this bus tour
15:23i'm excited for all the history there it is i love it it's original it almost looks like an old
15:39fire truck at the front it's so charming i'm so excited to go see the sights of london today
15:47we're going on a bus tour but i'm just a little bit nervous with how my tics will be
15:55eat a bag of chicks
16:02hey everyone how's it going russell nice to meet you my name is sven sven lovely to meet you too
16:05please sit there sir what's your name beckner beckner grand nice one take a seat please lovely to meet
16:12you of course the tour guide is bald i just can't catch a break no breaks catched madam lovely to
16:21meet you so welcome to london thank you i made it all five seconds five seconds
16:28ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour the only tour that's a mix of history
16:34comedy and loads of traffic hopefully not so here we go on your left hand side we have good old father
16:42thames london's largest body of water and also claim to fame for being a river and biohazard at
16:49the same time quick little fact if you fall in we're not gonna fetch you out you'll become part
16:53of this historical tour and right next to it you can see the magnificent london eye you're bald
17:00there are 32 capsules each capsule holds 25 people so 800 people capacity there is so many stimulants on
17:08this bus tour for my ticks goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on
17:15and off i'm using every seabit technique whispering my ticks or trying to make them as quiet as possible
17:21so that my urge can still be let out but i'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings
17:27okay here we go next stop piccadilly circus pick a dick hit it driver hit it
17:35bitch
17:39perk plaza that deck perk that deck oh big ben now big ben big ben is actually in the name of the bell
17:49not the building the bell weighs 13.7 tons and like my ex missus it kicks off once an hour and
17:56expects to be listened to by everyone learning why are you having fun
18:02you know i wasn't really paying attention i was just trying to grab branches off the tree
18:06but i'm learning a little bit you saw big ben yeah
18:11yeah how long have you guys been in london for a day a day yeah enjoy is it yeah is it your first time
18:19in london yeah yeah yeah enjoying it yeah what what food have you tasted so far have you had pie match
18:26and liquor not not i hope it's 15 okay no liquor yeah actually liquor liquor is the term for a source
18:35we put on the pie yeah it's i can't remember yeah as opposed to yeah because you call liquor booze in the
18:41states a little booze on the bobby what's about i don't know so if you go in and ask for
18:47pie match and liquor it's not you're not going to get drunk on it
18:50what's on the list of to do is any any major things you want to see
18:54he wants to meet king charles
18:58yeah well yeah okay i mean later on if the flag's flying high you know he's at home maybe go and have a
19:04knock on the front door yeah give it a whirl yeah why are you so obsessed with beating the king
19:10name another king in the world he's got to be the only king in the world no there's more kings
19:15where there's like the prince of greece and like the prince of other all these other princes yes but
19:20they obviously have fathers i just want to have dinner with a king i have a question why don't they
19:26carry ranch in the uk ranch what's ranch you don't wait you don't know what ranch is no it's a condiment
19:34no way yes is it like is it liquidy is it dry yeah it's a dressing it's a liquidy dressing i'm
19:41so disappointed i don't have ranch on me right now or else his world would be changed hoof mind
19:49changing suck on donkey balls bitch unfortunately this one isn't it's in the ground of um not the
19:56archbishop account hello hello hello good day there governor the tour and the tour guide are awesome
20:07but i can definitely feel balen's ticks escalating the longer they were on this bus tour this is a lot
20:13of simulation for someone with tourette's fantastic fantastic dick
20:21i really hurt my hand it's gonna be bruised tomorrow yeah it kind of hurt my pinky i'm sorry
20:26so i hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat my ticks are escalating on the bus
20:34because i'm able to see and look out and yell at people
20:38fuck you bitch and then the other one is because the bus is filled
20:45oh i really needed to let that out
20:46and then it's a new place new time new environment i'm stressed and overstimulated so we'll be
20:56coming past the grounds the rear of buckingham palace the queen's garden or his majesty's garden now
21:03yeah so if the flag's up as i say it means he's he's in residence if it's halfway down and upside
21:09down have a mild panic because i don't know what it means but yeah is it red right here yeah that's
21:17what are you doing beat myself that hurts really bad punch me don't punch yourself anytime her tics
21:25become pretty overwhelming i tell her to just let me know because she gets the urge so just to let me
21:31know before she does it and i can put my arm there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself oh yeah
21:36this is this is buckingham palace you're right or the gardens of buckingham palace and we'll go past
21:42that later on this is more bruised than my hand this hurts a lot honestly so i'm gonna need some ice
21:52on that when we get back yeah so this is westminster abbey now further down here you'll see there's
22:00another church and it actually looks like a mosque but it's a byzantinian church and inside
22:06when you go inside it's okay i could definitely see that the ticks are escalating and i think
22:12what makes me uncomfortable is that i'm seeing some self-destructive kind of ticks and i haven't
22:18seen those in a while this is exactly why we wanted to come to london and try the new pulse device
22:23if this device works these moments could be so much more enjoyable for balen
22:29this tour guide is super fun and i want to see all of london but my ticks are too bad and this is
22:42just too much right now i just feel like i need to get off this bus as soon as possible
22:48i watched one a mate of mine said come on i'm going to go to a
23:18game yeah my word i couldn't believe it we got there at nine o'clock in the morning there were
23:23barbecues going all sorts of things my ticks have not been this bad in a really long time
23:28and i'm just really thankful that the bus tour is almost over so this is horsebury road so we've
23:34come around in a massive circle shut up bitch you're winning
23:41okay ladies and gentlemen don't get out the tissues
23:44but this is the end of the tour it's been lovely to have you all aboard
23:50balen was a little bit on fire with her ticks she's self-harming like those are the ticks that beat her
23:56down thank you so much but we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour
24:04like there's always a balance that's occurring between making sure the whole family is okay but
24:09also making sure that balen has what she needs to be okay russell knocked it out of the park russell
24:16was super cool yeah he's awesome tour guy was amazing the tour was amazing do you guys want to do
24:21anything else before we head back to the house me and con are going to go to the big bed and take
24:25pictures we're gonna walk over here have fun let's just catch up in a few we plan on doing more sightseeing
24:31today but today has been a lot for me already it got cold all of a sudden look how pretty big ben is
24:38though yeah so i would rather just get my picture with big ben here and go back to our rental and have
24:45a relaxing peaceful night well that was a lot of fun anybody tired oh my god what do you guys want to
24:52do now what do you want to do grab some ice cream i'll grab some ice i don't want ice cream they
24:57probably do i'll go okay come on let's go all right we'll just meet you over there then okay perfect
25:03we'll wait for balen and colin i know they're doing their thing oh my god all right that's exciting
25:12it's so helpful to have my mom candy here to help with the boys yeah especially since our day's already
25:18been an adventure and with how intense base ticks have been today we really haven't had a chance to
25:25check in with each other yep dick
25:34my ticks were absolutely terrible my collarbone hurts my neck hurts my head hurts my knees hurt
25:42so it's been a day what's crazy is that we haven't seen her do like the hitting thing in forever
25:49well it is concerning i mean it's not like she's with strangers she's with us like if she was by
25:54herself would that be 10 times worse 100 times worse i know and it's like she can't help it because
26:01colin kept saying to her just hit me instead hit me but she's like i can't i think it actually caught
26:06her off guard because i don't think because her knowing that we're going on a bus right so she thinks
26:11she's separated from a crowd when really you're not because you're seeing all this stimulation around you
26:17so your body is still being hyper aware that's just overwhelming for her there's no quick shot
26:23to fix it but your mind still takes you back to this hope of the new pulse i'm so hopeful that this
26:30device is going to help valen that i've almost willed myself to believe it as a parent i'm just
26:36hoping that this device gives her some relief and gives her some hope that there is something better
26:47to look forward to because she needs it but other other than my tics on the tour the tour was really
26:58really cool the tour guide was awesome didn't say anything about my tics yeah like it was just super
27:05super cool to be like with somebody that doesn't care but also is as funny and amazing as he was yeah
27:12he was he was very funny you're bald you're bald you're bald but to be able to see all the history
27:23about the city which is just amazing like this city is just crazy like it really is the architecture
27:29the people but uh you getting on that thing the eye yeah absolutely not
27:36okay but speaking of like tourist things and like things to do we still need to uh talk to my parents
27:46about the wedding yeah it's just important that we do it sooner than later dick down in dallas you're
27:53not my meemaw do i think that right now is the right time to talk to them
27:59no it's been a really long day so it has and i agree with you it doesn't need to be today we have
28:08very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to get my parents away
28:14from the rest of the group so i'm honestly not sure when me and con will be able to talk to my parents
28:21but the longer we wait the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding
28:29so
28:32bald bitch there's a lot of bald people in the uk we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know
28:37that i've never really noticed that many bald people until today they are everywhere they live
28:44amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting them
28:50bald bitch like that
28:59oh
29:07make sure to order the cab so we're not late yeah i already ordered the cab i figured out how to do
29:13it there's like an app oh a little high tech yeah a little app that you call it from so
29:19but your family's meeting us there right yeah hopefully the traffic isn't too bad yeah
29:23my family's currently out sightseeing right now say hi we're on the london eyes anybody nervous
29:34after the bus tour yesterday colin and i just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
29:38because i will not be going on the london eye i'm petrified of heights once they're done my family
29:45is going to meet us for lunch so me and colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub for the first
29:51time in london we're so excited well i'm so excited i don't know about colin i'm excited too
29:58what do you think is british food here to eat porridge i don't even know what porridge is but i
30:03i saw it on a menu somewhere i'm like excited to try food but i'm also like such a picky eater that i'm
30:08just like i don't know how far i'm gonna be able to go we're not adventurous eaters let's just put it
30:14that way we're both picky eaters but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes when in london
30:20get bangers and mash i'm sorry somebody's peeing down the on the tube i think it's somebody going
30:32to pee right now right let's wait and find out oh oh oh yeah i think that's it i am look at them
30:44they're so cool yep this is us well wait colin is getting out oh morning good morning you all right
30:53how you doing good how are you yeah not too bad oh thank you oh where are we off to uh we're going
31:00to the duke of hamilton very nice thank you thank you all right you're welcome you got everything yeah
31:05yes yeah thank you what is that a little fancy fancy opening the doors
31:18i just want to let you know um i have tourette syndrome it's a neurological involuntary
31:25motor and vocal disorder so if you hear or see anything that doesn't fit in then just ignore it
31:32trust me you're in good company all right you'll be all right thank you so much you're going to do
31:36or say to me that i ain't seen and heard before so you crack on and enjoy yourself just relax thank
31:41you all right i am aware of tourette's i suffer with adhd myself so it's kind of on the same sort
31:47of spectrum line then tuck they are wankers and i have had passengers with tourette syndrome before
31:54and that wasn't an issue either because to be honest why should it be have you lived in london
32:01your whole life well i don't live in london now i was born in london oh yeah i live in essex but
32:09literally on the border of where east london and essex meets okay essex
32:17growing up like i don't know what it was but i like always wanted a british accent there's there's
32:24something about try it try it oh i'm i'm not good i sound like some shrimp on the bobby she's good
32:32yeah that's all right but that's australian but yeah close so i'll give you something to say so
32:36okay say um listen mate you've got two choices
32:43choices there you go that's perfect two choices
32:46you can even walk out see i can't or you're going out the window you've got two choices
32:53you can either walk out or go out the window that's the best i got
33:03you could even walk out or walk out say out
33:06out that's it out or you go out the window you can throw it out the window your accent is like spot
33:14on when you're ticking but when you're not ticking and you're having to think about it it's harder
33:20yeah it's really hard hello hello spot on what brings you to london there is a device
33:31that is currently going through testing trials for tourette's okay and i'm going there to be
33:38part of like an informational meeting to kind of see how the device affects me and affects and works
33:45with my tics basically it's definitely groundbreaking we're pretty excited to see kind of you're bald
33:54bitch yeah he both definitely is yeah there's a lot of bald people in the uk yeah not wrong
34:04yeah we're like 40 british and my dad's bald too i don't i have no idea we don't have the monopoly on
34:11bald people you know that don't you they're everywhere i've never really noticed that many
34:19bald people until today they are everywhere they live amongst us but now i'm gonna keep looking at
34:25bald people probably all day long i'll be counting them i sure worked with my c-bit therapist for with
34:31my bald tick before i came here mom even told me to work on it and i was like no it's not that annoying
34:36bald bitch it's not that like it's really like it's fine i'm glad you didn't work on it because
34:41it's in the signing mode bald bitch like that
34:47i am extremely comfortable with this cab driver
34:51it's just really really nice to finally be understood and not have to explain myself
34:56so him just being himself made the whole cab ride it's kind of exciting that our meeting with new
35:06pulse is already tomorrow like it's really exciting that it's just right around the corner bitch
35:12i i feel like bad that i'm excited to be here and i'm grateful but i don't want to have high
35:18expectations going into this because if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't i'm not gonna like
35:23get upset and you're bald you know if it really is this life changing and you're able to maybe get it
35:31next year hopefully maybe you know that's something that you know would really help with pregnancy as well
35:39you know what um okay let's save the baby talk for another day why i'm it's a serious thing
35:51thing whether the new pulse device works or it doesn't work i would like to still have a conversation
36:00about babies oh i was like you're throwing me for another loop i of course want a family with colin and
36:08i want children however colin's next career could be him working 24 7 which would mean me at home with
36:16the baby 24 7 and it's very difficult with the conditions that i have there's a lot of risks
36:23and a lot of unknown which just puts a lot of pressure on me i have tourette syndrome stupid
36:31no it's just you're not talking about it you just keep pushing me back and i would like to
36:37eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it
36:39okay all right yeah we can have a conversation about another day okay another day another time
36:51maybe not in the back of a cab okay
36:57i haven't been ready to talk to colin about my concerns because i know that that's that means
37:02everything to him is starting a family and i don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship
37:09and it's she baby weenie
37:18there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me it's really hard to not pay attention to
37:23the man staring at me and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing
37:30at me is he making fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude
37:39it's been a pleasure
37:50hey guys hi bae have you guys been in yet no who's hungry let's get some food i'm pretty hungry
37:58so cute hey guys how you doing hi mom grab a seat wherever you like okay i'll be here with you in a minute okay
38:09this looks nice are we here over here
38:15i'm so excited going into this pub not knowing anything about british food so i'm super excited to try
38:22let's hope good food let's hope i thought these bars and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining
38:31everybody's like our fights happen at like seven o'clock dick well i'm not whispering so i was like
38:38what food is that oh wait those are specials over there is that different over there spotted dick
38:46that's actually what it says dick i know nothing about food in the uk i literally only know that my
38:53kids have said mom we hear the food here is kind of gross back there mushy peas fish and chips with a
39:00little brickle-brackle i am a very adventurous eater i explore i guide i taste i do not personally like
39:09exploring foods i just stick to my own lane like if if the food doesn't look good i don't try
39:16then what are you gonna get dick spotted dick fuck that bitch is there pictures shut the
39:24fuck up my bubble brockle what is a brent's right client i don't know dick i know what you're saying
39:31why why is the whole place going silent i don't know spotted alone in a safari i'm sorry energy baby
39:41waning that's not funny today much like any other day is a difficult day for valence dick
39:51with all the crazy menu items on the chalkboard i think bae's getting towards her limits today
39:58i'm gonna get the bangers and mash someone get fish and chips and we'll get the bubble and squeak
40:04my ticks on the bus yesterday were more physical and the ticks today at the pub have been more vocal
40:11guys how are we getting on here i have a couple questions sure yeah that's what i was gonna say
40:16i have tourette's so i would just like to let you know i have a tick where i call people bald
40:20so it's absolutely nothing against you he gets it all the time yeah he does um
40:26what is spotted dick spotted dick is a i say dessert so it's a sponge with uh some like
40:33dried fruits inside so raisins currants and served with a custard on the side okay chip
40:38buddy buddy buddy chip buddy anything that's a buddy is between two slices of bread like a sandwich
40:44so it's carbs on carbs okay i like that yeah sorry i don't really recall waiting on someone with
40:52tourette's objection we do get a lot of american guests coming in i guess you maybe aren't familiar
40:58with uh uk cuisine um but i think in this line of work you've just got to roll with the punches accept
41:04people at face value okay i want i want to try a beer i've never tried beer before okay where do
41:10i start i probably start on a lager where do you want the alpaca ipa okay we're going straight to
41:16there i think we'll maybe start with the light lager and see where we go from there yeah okay okay
41:20i have never tried beer before because i've never been interested in it but the reason why i'm trying
41:27beer for the first time in london is because there's a pub on every single corner basically so what
41:32better place to try beer than here i tell you what i'll bring you a taste of the alpaca you can
41:36try as well can i all right yeah what about the vinegar on the fish and chips comes on the side
41:42buddy you can add as much as little as you want energy baby waiting there's a guy over there in the
41:51corner laughing at me which corner the left hand corner over there to your left he's in the corner
42:01he just turns around the stairs and laughs this is the way it is just grew up without no manners
42:09crazy the environment is a little bit small and echoey and it's really hard to not pay attention to
42:16the man staring at me and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing
42:23at me is he making fun of me like do i tick right now holy dude you can't fix everybody
42:32i expect it when i go out i i totally expect that people are going to stare people are going to giggle
42:38people are going to laugh but it bugs balen and it bugs colin like your parents obviously didn't raise
42:45you right he's sitting over there and he's like blatantly laughing at balen and her ticking and that's
42:54when the anger starts to build because it's like how are you that rude you have to be 18. i'm trying to
43:03enjoy myself the best i can with my family and with colin but it's so hard to when constantly in your
43:10corner you're being laughed and mocked and stared at it just doesn't make the experience fun and i just
43:19don't know how much more i can take that's wild yeah dick he's about to get called out
43:33colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline what i just don't think i've expressed
43:39to him my concerns we're making every life decision in a matter of like six months and now
43:48you wanting babies on top of it is it's about wanting a family we spoke to the wedding planner
43:56okay told us to lower our expectations or increase our budget and we haven't asked don't throw anything
44:05stupid out right now
44:08what a bitch today is finally the day we are here to meet people with new pulse
44:16a device that helps the frequency of ticks perfect and today i will be able to try it
44:22on for the first time do you feel anything yet sure
44:26god
44:31mmm
44:31yeah
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44:32it's
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44:34and
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44:35okay
44:36cool
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44:39I'm
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