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00:00So, Paul, we're on a steam train.
00:04What does that mean?
00:06I think it means it's Christmas.
00:08It's the Christmas show, yeah.
00:10Yeah, but it's not very Christmassy out there, Bob.
00:12Yeah, well, it isn't, but it's the Christmas show.
00:15Right.
00:18Do you know where we're heading?
00:20Erm...
00:21I'll tell you where we're heading.
00:22We're heading to the centre of Christmas this year.
00:25Oh, right, and who decides where it's centred?
00:27Me, of course.
00:29Silly your move.
00:31Of course it's you, innit?
00:32Do you know where it might be?
00:33Give us a clue.
00:34Ted's got a little hint.
00:36Oh, right, OK.
00:40It's a Cornish pasty.
00:41We're going to Cornwall.
00:43Wow, nice!
00:47We're going to actually, on our way to Cornwall,
00:49fish on a beautiful river called the River Lid in Devon.
00:52Then we'll be fishing in Cornwall.
00:54Really? Yeah.
00:55We've got the awards ceremony, special Christmas dinner.
00:58Ooh.
00:59Some beautiful accommodation.
01:00Right.
01:01For our Cornish Christmas adventure.
01:03Oh, lovely.
01:06This carriage is called a Pullman carriage, fancy.
01:08Yeah, it was the personal carriage of Winston Churchill.
01:11And it was in this carriage that he had a meeting
01:14with General Eisenhower to discuss the D-Day landings.
01:17We might be in their seats.
01:19Harvey Churchill's facing from forward.
01:21I've got to, am I, you silly egg?
01:23Did you call me a silly egg?
01:25No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:34We've got to let him grab his seat in the Gaby.
01:39Okay.
01:40Sorry.
01:41No chase dogs.
01:42My PJ Costa is here for a Vernions.
01:44Wait for it again.
01:45Robes?
01:46Steve.
01:47You guys are happy.
01:48Yes good forums.
01:49Go ahead and leave the Naien.
01:50Something good.
01:51This carries mastery of water.
01:52Come, Ted. Good boy.
01:58I said, what a cunt of devils. You told me we was going to Cornwall.
02:02We're on our way to Cornwall, Ted.
02:04Drag me down some muggy old river.
02:06What's the matter with you, wrong with her?
02:09Any other one, I forgot his name, to be honest.
02:12So this is it, Paul. Yeah.
02:14The river Laird. Yeah, beautiful, isn't it, Bob?
02:17I'll start down there. You get in there, yeah?
02:20Rightio.
02:21What are we fishing for, though?
02:22Well, trout and sea trout, as well.
02:26Look, we've got one of those views, Paul, through there.
02:28Oh, we have. It's a portal, isn't it?
02:30It's a portal to the magic kingdom.
02:33Yeah. Right.
02:34Let's do it.
02:35Do you have roast potatoes and mashed potatoes with your Christmas dinner, Paul?
02:52I would, if I was offered it.
03:07You know, in Cornwall, they like to have a bit of fish.
03:11Really? What are they? French?
03:13Turbot or halibut, that sort of thing.
03:15Oh, yeah, nice.
03:26Are you caught again?
03:28Oh, thank God.
03:29You get it?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Would you describe me as fat?
03:37No.
03:39I'm overweight, but you say there's a fat bloke over there.
03:43Well, you're not really, Bob.
03:44You've got a sort of big, round head, haven't you?
03:47But you're not fat, no.
03:49Oh, he's in.
03:52Oh, oh.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh, Bob, you all right, mate?
04:01I'm absolutely fine, Bob.
04:03Are you?
04:03I'm wet.
04:04It was a bit cold as well, wasn't it?
04:06Fat and wet.
04:08Lucky you had that layer of blubber there for buoyancy.
04:12Bloody hell, Bob.
04:13You all right?
04:14Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:16Go on, go and suck yourself out.
04:19Did you hurt yourself, can't you?
04:24I took a bit of a bang on the, um...
04:26On the rump.
04:28On the rump.
04:30On the rump.
04:30I've got one rump and one butter.
04:32You.
04:33Unusual, isn't it?
04:34It is very unusual.
04:35Oh, man.
04:40I'll tell you what, with Christmas this year, Bob,
04:42here's a little thing for you.
04:43Oh, yeah, go on.
04:44I don't think my Christmases will ever be the same.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Last Christmas, on Christmas Day,
04:52Grandad, me father-in-law, was in hospital.
04:55Yeah.
04:56And so on Christmas Day, me and me son took him his present.
04:59It was a nice little steam train calendar.
05:01Oh, yeah.
05:02But when we got there, he was fast asleep.
05:04Ah, right.
05:05And he couldn't be roused, so we just said Happy Christmas to him.
05:08And took the present back?
05:09No, we gave him the present for when he woke up and that.
05:11Yeah.
05:12And then when we got home, there was a phone call from the ward and he died by the time we got home.
05:20We sort of thought to ourselves, me and Tom, my son, that maybe, just maybe, he heard us say Happy Christmas.
05:31Yeah.
05:31And then say goodbye.
05:32Yeah.
05:33And he thought, all right, I'll turn off now then.
05:35That was nice.
05:36Well, it's possible, isn't it?
05:37It's possible.
05:38You know, maybe.
05:39On Christmas Day.
05:40On Christmas Day.
05:45He liked steam engines and he liked beer.
05:48There's plenty of them about, isn't there?
05:49That's a man, isn't it?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Ron Stewart, he likes steam engines and beer, doesn't he?
05:53Yeah.
05:54Apparently.
05:55It's a type, isn't it?
05:56It is a type.
05:57It's a type.
06:08That's too close in, I think.
06:25Oh!
06:27I'm in, Bob.
06:28You're in?
06:28You're in?
06:29Yep.
06:30What were you thinking, little trout?
06:32No.
06:33It's not so little and I don't know what it is yet.
06:36Well done, man.
06:37First Christmas catch.
06:39I think it's a grayling.
06:42Yes!
06:43It's a good grayling.
06:44I think it's a grayling, yeah.
06:46It is a grayling.
06:46It's a nice one, isn't it?
06:48Oh, Bob, look at him.
06:49Go on.
06:50Get him.
06:51Yes!
06:52Oh, Paul, it's a whopper.
06:54That is the biggest one we've ever caught.
06:56It is, isn't it?
06:57Look at that.
06:58See this fin?
06:59Oh!
07:00That's so beautiful, isn't it?
07:01Right.
07:02Let's get him back.
07:03Beautiful creature.
07:05Beautiful creature.
07:08There you go.
07:09And away.
07:11Well done, Paul.
07:12God, it's cold, that water, isn't it?
07:13Lovely.
07:15Are we having a cup of tea, darling?
07:16Yes, I'd love a cup of tea.
07:17I've got some special treats.
07:19Come on in.
07:19Christmas treats for you.
07:20Oh, nice.
07:21So this is me Christmas spread.
07:29Wow, look at that.
07:31Yule log, gingerbread man.
07:33That one's me.
07:35That one's you.
07:35Okay.
07:36Obviously.
07:37Yeah.
07:37Look what I've got here, Paul.
07:40Ooh.
07:41Minced pies heating by the camping stove.
07:43Ooh.
07:44Come on, Teddy.
07:47It's nothing to do with you, Ted.
07:49Yeah, but it is.
07:51Yeah, but it is.
07:52No, it's nothing to do with you.
07:54It has nothing to do with you to it.
07:54Yeah, but it is.
07:57Nicely judged.
07:59Mr. Minced pie, as they call you.
08:01It's really heated for a while, isn't it?
08:04There you go, Teddy.
08:05I have got some cream.
08:06Top.
08:07Whoa.
08:08Ted, do you want a bit of squirty cream?
08:09I wonder if he squirted it into his mouth,
08:11if he'd just keep going.
08:12And he'd grow up.
08:14And then...
08:15Exactly.
08:26I'll have a go.
08:27You've got a fish with a nymph, right?
08:28Where there's one, Grayling...
08:30There's more.
08:30There's more.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Just mind those berries, right?
08:35Whoa, that's beautiful, you lucky sod.
08:37Right, keep that line off the water.
08:40Track it down.
08:43Give that little line a mend.
08:45That's it, like that, that's good.
08:49Another calf.
08:50Oh, boom, boom!
08:52Oh, nice.
08:54That's good fish, Bob.
08:55It's a good fish.
08:55I know it's a good fish, I can see it is.
08:57I think he might have a seat right there or a big gray.
09:01It's a good fish.
09:02Go on, then, try and get it on the reel.
09:04But mainly keep contact.
09:05Okay, so now don't wind.
09:07That's good fish, Bob.
09:08I'm on the reel!
09:09Oh!
09:12Hee-hee-hee!
09:14Right, you can wind a little bit.
09:15Go on.
09:16Have you got the net?
09:17Yeah.
09:20I haven't even seen it yet, Bob, have you?
09:22No.
09:23It's too big to see.
09:27It's a massive trout.
09:28All right.
09:30Oh, please, don't go.
09:32Come on.
09:33Come on, come on.
09:33We've got to get this fish.
09:34Come on.
09:35Come on.
09:37Oh, yes!
09:38Boom!
09:39Boom!
09:40Whoa!
09:40Whoa!
09:41Whoa!
09:42Look at the size of him!
09:44Wow.
09:45That's a lovely sea trout, Bob.
09:47Look at it.
09:47You can.
09:48I think we're talking records here, Paul.
09:51I'm going to get on to the mare.
09:54Oh, we'll get him back.
09:55Yeah.
09:55What a magnificent fish.
09:56Wow, well done, Bob.
09:59Hold him till he's ready.
10:01I think he'll be gone soon, but...
10:03And away!
10:07Not going to get better than that, Paul.
10:08No, it ain't, Bob.
10:09Let's go to the accommodation.
10:10Okay.
10:11Our first Christmas accommodation.
10:12Thank you for that, sir.
10:13Oh, well done, mate.
10:14I don't know if I can move, really, but...
10:15Oh, there's a big lump here, and I don't mean me.
10:18Hey!
10:19All right.
10:24Oh, that sea trout, Paul.
10:26Yeah.
10:26That's going to haunt you for years.
10:27He tugged you, didn't he, eh?
10:29Lime.
10:30You're never going to let it lie, are you?
10:33Never.
10:33No.
10:41I thought for Christmas, I'd bring you somewhere so special,
10:47it would rip your heart out of your body,
10:49cleanse it and return it fully functioning.
10:51Let's hope so.
10:52It needs a bit of an upgrade, Bob, really.
10:55Because this place is gorgeous.
10:57Whoa!
10:57Is that the sea?
10:59And...
10:59Wow.
11:00To your right here...
11:01Ooh!
11:02Camel Quarry House.
11:03Oh, look at that!
11:06Well, thank you, Bob.
11:07Our best yet.
11:09It's a beauty!
11:10Could be.
11:11Cornish beauty, come on.
11:15Whoa!
11:19Teletick.
11:20Come on, see the bedrooms.
11:22Go on, in.
11:22Up you go, you sprite the old fella.
11:25Oh, yeah.
11:25I'm going to take a chance on a left.
11:28Oh, this one is very me, Paul.
11:32I've chosen, but I'll join you on your quest.
11:34Come on.
11:36Yes.
11:37Oh, I've made a terrible mistake, Paul.
11:39You heard, Bob.
11:41Feel free to enjoy the view for about eight seconds.
11:45Eight seconds is not enough.
11:47Come on, Bob, you've seen enough.
11:51You've got the best room.
11:52Come on, come on, out.
11:53Upstairs.
11:54Okay.
11:55Ooh.
11:56Whoa!
11:56Whoa!
11:59Boom?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Boom, bang-a-bang, boom.
12:03Isn't that something?
12:05Wow.
12:05I feel like we've arrived, because that is Cornwall.
12:10That's the camel estuary, bro.
12:11Yeah, and it's most beautiful.
12:12Rit large, isn't it?
12:15Got a special guest coming soon, any minute now, in fact.
12:19So behave yourself.
12:20Can you get rid of your windy pops now?
12:22Do you like the look of this, Paul?
12:37Char-coot-tree is what they call it.
12:41Char-coot-tree.
12:42Char-coot-tree.
12:43That's Ted's dog biscuits and a bit of cheese.
12:45Oh, right.
12:46Did he do that?
12:47Absolutely, yeah.
12:48The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
12:54He maketh me to lie down in the...
12:58Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.
13:00Who can it be?
13:01Ching, ching, ching.
13:03It's Christmas.
13:05Oh, thank you for coming.
13:07It's a bloody holder.
13:08Hello.
13:10Hello, love.
13:11Hi there.
13:11How are you?
13:12Yeah, I'm all right, darling.
13:13Could you come on that side, actually, at the same time?
13:14Why don't you want the...
13:15I just want to be in a sort of sandwich.
13:17Oh, that's lovely.
13:19A couple of chunks, you are.
13:21Honky chunks.
13:21What have you brought?
13:22Do you want to see what this is?
13:23Go on in.
13:24My husband has made you this.
13:26It's a cake.
13:26Yes.
13:27It's a fruit.
13:28It's Sultana and cherries.
13:29Lovely.
13:30With icing on the top.
13:32Because, well, he knows about you two.
13:35Oh, that's nice.
13:35I mean, he likes you, but I like you more.
13:38He knows that both of you are on my I'm Allowed To list.
13:43No.
13:43You are kidding.
13:44Yeah.
13:44Let's get to it.
13:45Come on.
13:46But it is only if he's conked.
13:49Oh, right.
13:50And if you were both single, which you're not.
13:52Yeah.
13:53Yeah, so it's not going to happen, obviously.
13:54No, it's not, is it?
13:55No.
13:55But, you know.
13:56So we've got a cake in lieu, have we?
13:58Yeah, you have.
13:59Okay.
13:59I'll bring this over.
14:00Right, come on.
14:01You come in, Ted.
14:02So this is Cornwall.
14:07This is your parish, isn't it?
14:09Yeah.
14:09Well, it's a tricky one for me, this, because half of my family are from Devon.
14:15Boo!
14:16Oh.
14:16And half are from Cornwall, so.
14:18Boo!
14:19Oh, no, sorry.
14:19Hooray!
14:20Hooray!
14:20Hooray!
14:20Hooray!
14:20So I'm sort of dual heritage.
14:23It's a bit War of the Roses, kind of.
14:26You're quite synonymous with Christmas.
14:29Well, I suppose so.
14:30The free Christmas dinners.
14:31Yeah?
14:32Yeah?
14:32Did you actually really eat free Christmas dinners?
14:34Well, you know how they make telly.
14:36I ate one Brussels sprout.
14:38You're joking, mate.
14:39In that whole thing.
14:40Oh, you've broken his heart.
14:42Well, I will.
14:44Don, will you ever do another dibley, do you think?
14:47No?
14:47There's only one person left, Bob.
14:49Mm.
14:50There's only James left out of the whole cast.
14:53Imagine that.
14:53Wow.
14:54That's what happens when you start a sitcom with older people.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Bob gone fishing on his own.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Laughing at my demise.
15:01Not necessarily on your own, Bob.
15:03I'm here.
15:05I'm not great at Christmas, you know.
15:07It's not that I don't like it.
15:08I think as I've got older, and I've lost people in my family,
15:12I find Christmas, when you're supposed to be jolly, too much.
15:16Yeah.
15:16So I get a bit melancholy just before Christmas.
15:19But then I...
15:20Every single Christmas, there is a proper Christmas miracle.
15:24And it might just be that I, you know, get myself out of a grump
15:28because it's not fair on everybody else.
15:30But I actually do cheer up by Christmas Day.
15:32By Christmas Day.
15:32Oh, that's good.
15:33But the week before, I have a bit of a slump.
15:36I think the weird thing for me is that Christmas takes you back to childhood
15:39and until I miss my mum and dad at Christmas.
15:42Yeah.
15:46Can I offer you anything from the shampoo tray?
15:48A bit of salami.
15:50Do you know what?
15:50I'll move it over, Dawn, and then you're not...
15:52Ted?
15:53Ted?
15:54Here, look.
15:55Look what I've got.
15:55Ted?
15:57Try this, Ted, look.
15:59There we go.
16:01Oh, the enderbite's working hard on that.
16:03Cornwall, the most beautiful county, Dawn.
16:13Oh, yes.
16:14No question.
16:15And can I just say, jam first, always, no exceptions.
16:20Just leave it at that.
16:21Well, I do agree.
16:22I don't think you can consider cream or butter.
16:25Correct, Bob.
16:26I'm not getting drawn in on this.
16:28Cream is the crown.
16:29Do you fancy staying for a game of Mousetrap, Dawn?
16:33Um, no.
16:34Come on, Dawn, it's going to be great.
16:36Do you fancy coming in a hot tub with us?
16:38Um, I'd rather put my eyes out, if that's all right with you.
16:43Fair enough.
16:45I sense where you're coming from.
16:46I mean that nicely.
16:47Oh, I know.
16:48I said don't ask, Bob, didn't I?
16:51And you were right.
16:52You were right.
16:59Did you have a nice sleep?
17:11Not bad, yeah.
17:12We've got to get going.
17:13I know, we haven't got fish.
17:14Oh, I forgot, Paul.
17:15What I should say is, I didn't forget,
17:17but I've got the last three windows of my advent calendar to open.
17:21Do you want to do one?
17:22You do today, I'll do tomorrow.
17:24That's nice, isn't it, Bob? I like that.
17:26It's a good one, isn't it?
17:27Yeah. Good things, isn't it?
17:29Great things. Mainly chocolates.
17:31Right.
17:31But little bits of fun jewellery.
17:33Oh, trinkets.
17:34Trinkets.
17:35Okay.
17:37What'd you get?
17:39A little bit of breadstick.
17:41Oh, that's a bit unlucky, isn't it?
17:43This is a trick, isn't it?
17:44No, it's not.
17:45You've enjoyed it, haven't you, little breadstick, Bob?
17:47I do. I do like breadstick, yeah.
17:49We've got to get going.
17:50That is the estuary of the river we're fishing today, the river Camel.
17:54Yeah, we're fishing upstream.
17:54Mm.
17:55Mm.
17:55I'll be able to go all day after this breadstick, aren't I?
17:59After the breadstick, yeah.
18:00Don't worry, I've got some stuff to take.
18:03Howie, lad.
18:08It was a treat seeing Dawn last night, wasn't it?
18:10It was lovely.
18:11She's a very positive presence, isn't she?
18:13Yes, yeah, she is, yeah.
18:15Big, big day, though, Paul, innit?
18:17Awards ceremony.
18:18Oh.
18:19Big, big day.
18:21Who's hosting this year? Do you know?
18:22I think I'll host it this year.
18:24Oh, what a surprise.
18:27It means we couldn't get anyone, did it?
18:36Here we are.
18:37Lovely, innit?
18:38This is the Camel Valley, Bob, the river Camel.
18:40Right.
18:40In Tresarats we are.
18:42And on the menu today?
18:44Yeah.
18:45Trout.
18:45Trout.
18:46Sea trout.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Sea trout as well?
18:49Yeah, possibly salmon.
18:50Lovely.
18:50It's coming on Christmas
19:00They're cutting down trees
19:03They're putting up rain
19:05They're singing songs of joy and peace
19:08I wish I had a river
19:10I could skate away on
19:16But it don't snow here
19:21It just stays pretty green
19:23I'm gonna make a lot of money
19:25Then I'm gonna create this crazy scene
19:29I wish I had a river
19:31I could skate away on
19:36I wish I had a river so long
19:41Oh, I've missed him
19:43Oh, man
19:44Teach my feet to fly
19:48Yes
19:52Hey, well done, Bob
19:56Little brownie
19:58Very nice
20:00And away
20:03Hey
20:04Oh, it was an incredible bit of fishing, Paul
20:07Yeah, I'm sure it was, Bob
20:09If you did it, I'm sure it was superlative
20:11Good stuff
20:13I would say, Paul, that was maybe my most enjoyable bit of fishing I've ever done
20:31Really?
20:32It was fantastic, yeah
20:33Oh, brilliant
20:34I don't know, just something about the flow of the river and the light
20:38Yeah
20:39The light is incredible here, isn't it?
20:44You look so sexy in those glasses, Paul
20:46Honestly, you look nothing like Ant-Man
20:49Shut up, or some sort of insect
20:51I do look like a wasp or something, don't I?
20:53Yeah, you're a very waspy character, actually
20:56Oh, blimey, Ted
20:58What are we gonna do with him?
21:00Ted isn't in great nature
21:01No, all right, Bob
21:02Be quiet, he's in here shortly
21:03Mind you, he's quite deaf now
21:05Yeah
21:06But he doesn't look very well, does he?
21:08But he does seem happy
21:10He does, actually, doesn't he?
21:11He does seem happy
21:12Well, I'd say content
21:14Content
21:14When my son went to see Grandad in hospital
21:21Afterwards, he said to me he was glad he had
21:24Because he said, I've got to get used to loss, you know
21:28Oh, wow
21:29When he was a really young boy
21:32I, suddenly, one day I walked up the stairs
21:35And there was a window there
21:36And he'd put, he'd put, stuck little letters up
21:39Saying, Tina, see you, see you in the future
21:42And it was our little cat, Tina, had died
21:45Oh, wow
21:45And I know he was really affected by it
21:48Right
21:48And it's tough when you, it's tough when a pet dies
21:51It's really tough
21:52Because, like, as your friendships come and go
21:55You know, or you've got to, you've failed to maintain them
21:58Or you do, you know
21:59But your friendship with your pet is so pure
22:02Do you know what I mean?
22:02Oh, no, that's a very valid point
22:04It's the devotion that they show
22:07You don't get from any other living creature, really, do you?
22:11Heartbreaking
22:12It is brilliant to have a friend like you, you know, Paul
22:21Don't have a go at me for saying it
22:23It's amazing
22:23Ant-man, wasp-face
22:26No
22:26Wiz and little walnut
22:27Yeah, but
22:29Yeah?
22:29That's because you like me
22:32That you allow me to do it
22:33I can take it, Bob, really
22:34I really can take it, don't worry
22:36Imagine a world without friendship
22:38Because a lot of people live in that world, Paul
22:40Well, yeah, that's true, Bobby
22:41I'm just hanging on to it with you
22:43You are fingernails, isn't it?
22:45But, well, thanks for that, Bob
22:46And I feel the same, you know that, don't you?
22:49You do know that, don't you, Bob?
22:50I do, we only come out to see each other, I know it really
22:53Yeah
22:53How are you, Teddy?
23:07Dr. Anand's coming today
23:13Oh, right, he's here, is he?
23:14Yeah
23:14Oh, okay
23:15Don't you tell Anand I've been having salami
23:19Oh, he won't like that, will he?
23:22Well, I've just had a chocolate biscuit, that's probably not much good either
23:25You're going to mention it, aren't you?
23:27No, I'm not
23:27We'll see, we'll see how it all plays out, Bob
23:29I know what you're like, so
23:31You think the first thing I'm going to say to Anand is
23:33Paul's just had a chocolate biscuit
23:35No, it's not
23:36The first thing I'll say is, you know what Paul's done?
23:42He's only got an head of chocolate biscuit, hasn't he?
23:46Anandos, and I should say, oh, that's fine
23:47Anandos?
23:53Chicken and prescriptions
23:54I really haven't had Anandos, Anand
23:56Chickens and prescriptions
23:58Anandos, Anandos
24:03Anandos
24:04I'm following Ted in
24:06Look, Ted's leading the way, oh, easy
24:08I know, easy
24:09I've got trainers on
24:10Oh, well done fishing doctor, how lovely to see you
24:12Lovely to be seen
24:13I don't want to trip over Ted, I don't want to trip over Ted
24:15You look like one of the prettiest gnomes I've ever seen, don't you think, Bob, look
24:23A little wood, a wood nymph
24:25I'll take that in whatever spirit you meant to
24:28Yeah, yeah, fine
24:29So Anand, the first thing I wanted to ask genuinely is
24:32Sure
24:33Is just earlier today, Paul had two chocolate biscuits and some cake
24:40Right, first of all, it was one chocolate biscuit
24:43Was it?
24:44And I just had a little, the cherry out of the cake
24:47That's all I nibbled, right, he had cake and salami
24:50I'm not here to police you
24:53Well, we wish you would
24:54People don't like being nagged
24:57Yeah
24:57So what I'm here to do is I'm here to steer you, hopefully, in a direction
25:01And if you want to take my advice, take my advice
25:02If you don't want to, that's absolutely fine
25:04But equally, you know, we've all got to make our choices and deal with the consequences
25:07It is a bit of compromise, isn't it?
25:09I was always told, if 80% of your diet is good, you're allowed 20% to do, you know, indulge yourself
25:15See, I tell myself 70-30, so I give myself a little bit more anyway
25:18Well, there we are, I'm coming over to your way
25:19Just some general things that have interested me recently, Anand, was
25:24A lot of people around me are taking vitamin supplements
25:28Yes
25:28All sorts of supplements
25:29Somehow I don't believe that that pill or liquid is the same as a leaf of spinach
25:35I don't think it is, I don't think it is, Bob
25:36So you're absolutely right, supplements are brilliant if you've got a deficient diet
25:41The supplements you need need to be tailored to your age range
25:44And they need to be tailored to whatever disease is going on
25:47Or your diet, for example
25:48If you're vegetarian or vegan, you might lack protein
25:52You might lack calcium if you don't eat dairy
25:54So it's kind of like, well, what do we need?
25:56And if you're a 70-kilo, 65-year-old
25:58You need to be taking 70 to 80 grams of protein per day
26:02You should be getting some of that if you eat meat
26:04From meat, a bit of oily fish, lentils, pulses, eggs, cheese
26:09You know, all those sources are good sources of protein
26:11And why particularly for older people?
26:13So as you get older, your ability to hold on to muscle gets less
26:16So you get something, what's called sarcopenia
26:19Where literally your muscles start to dissolve away as you get older
26:22And having poorer muscle strength, which we're going to test in a bit
26:25Is linked to, you know, living longer
26:27So actually if your muscle strength is poorer
26:29You actually become frail
26:31And frailty is basically a condition where
26:32Any small change to your health could knock you over
26:35Into losing independent living
26:36And that could be like, you know, you can't live in your own home anymore
26:39You can't do stairs
26:40So I've got a little testing thing here
26:42We're just going to use your grip strength
26:44And they did a study of 150,000 people
26:47And they found that your grip strength is a better marker
26:50Of your long-term health than your blood pressure
26:52Really?
26:52So that's why I brought it today just to see
26:54Because it's such an easy thing to do
26:56You can get these online so easily
26:58I'm excited
26:59Do you want to have a go?
26:59Yeah
27:00Marvellous
27:00Okay, the idea is that you hold it like that at right angles
27:04Right
27:04Okay
27:04And what you're doing is squeezing as hard as you can when I say now
27:08So ready and on three
27:10One, two, three, go
27:12Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:13Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:15Good man
27:1628.2
27:18Yeah, that's the bad one
27:20Obviously this is not necessarily the perfect test
27:22If you've got hand arthritis
27:23But 28.2
27:25What that means is that you have a level of hand strength and fitness
27:29That is above the minimum level
27:31Which is really important
27:32The minimum level for men is kind of about 25 kilograms
27:35And it's 18 for women
27:37Right
27:38If yours is below that
27:39You're actually really at high risk of having low muscle mass
27:42You're more likely to fall over
27:43More likely to break your hip
27:44More likely to lose your mobility
27:46And more likely to end up in a home
27:47So it's really important
27:49I'm worried that
27:49You're going to smash me to pieces on this
27:51Right, so squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:54Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:55Done
27:5643
27:5743!
27:5843!
27:58Jeez, I'll never hear the end of it
28:01Can I just say
28:02Can I just say
28:02That is the sign of a healthy level of muscle at your age
28:06That's fantastic
28:07Oh, please
28:0843.9
28:09That's amazing
28:1115 seconds ago I thought I'm heading to a care home
28:14No, mate, no
28:15Now I'm striding past it saying
28:17Hello, Paul
28:17Yeah
28:18Hey, Nan, would you have a bit of mulled wine?
28:22I'd love a bit of mulled wine, thank you
28:24I made this myself on my farm
28:26No, you didn't
28:27Correct
28:28Well, thank you so much for coming, Nan
28:34Merry Christmas
28:34For our bagside consultations
28:36They're a joy
28:37Look how pleased you are
28:42There's a kind of musty smell around
28:58I think it's, I can only imagine it's you, Bob
29:01Be slightly more, what do you mean?
29:04Is it biscuity?
29:05Is it biscuit?
29:07Oxo-cubin old man
29:09Yeah, well, I had an oxo-cubin with biscuits
29:11And have an old man
29:12And you're an old man
29:13Well, there we are, got it spot on then
29:14Let's have a smell of you
29:18Go on then
29:19What do you reckon?
29:22Don't know, have you been eating eggs?
29:24Oh, no, that's probably trapped wind in me waders, isn't it?
29:28Oh, great
29:28Yeah
29:29I'm going to have to go off
29:32And get the awards ceremony ready
29:35Oh, okay
29:36Be smart though, Paul
29:38Yeah?
29:39What, for the awards?
29:39Yeah, and be respectful of the occasion
29:41I've arranged transport for you
29:43Don't you worry
29:44Well, will the occasion respect me?
29:46Of course it will
29:47Ish
29:48Yeah
29:49See you at the awards, Paul
29:51I cannot wait
29:53We should have an award for wrist strength
29:56The hopes we had
29:59Were much too high
30:02Way out of reach
30:05But we have to try
30:08The game will never be over
30:12Because we're keeping the dream alive
30:17How are you?
30:21How are you?
30:22Lovely to see you
30:23You're okay?
30:24Lovely to see you
30:25I'm fine
30:25Welcome
30:25Thanks for having us, Paul
30:27I was actually looking for Rick Steyer's place
30:29Yeah, just down there
30:31But listen, I am absolutely honoured that you've chosen us for these prestigious awards
30:37And aren't they?
30:38Yeah, they are
30:39So come on in
30:40Thank you
30:41A Cornish Christmas dinner
30:50That's what we're looking for
30:51Yeah, well this is a Cornish Christmas dinner
30:53Right
30:53With a difference
30:55Because we're going to replace what people would ordinarily probably have
30:58And, you know, turkey, hams, beef
31:00We're going to do a whole baked turbot
31:03But with all the trimmings
31:04And a lovely sort of turbot chicken gravy
31:07Which you're going to help me to do
31:09Yes, please
31:09I mean, I've got five BAFTAs
31:16Five
31:16But nothing beats a gone fishing lifetime achievement
31:21Just like to thank my family
31:25But most of all, Ted
31:27For being such a stalwart companion
31:29Grab that, will ya
31:31With cooking, it always starts at the beginning
31:34Building up those layers of flavour
31:36Yeah
31:36So in here we've got some rosemary and thyme
31:38Alright
31:38So what we do is
31:39We just take some of that rosemary and thyme
31:41Yep
31:42Then rub it between our hands
31:43Because what
31:44All herbs
31:45They contain essential oils
31:46So if you just have a smell of that now
31:48Lovely
31:49Alright
31:49Just get that into our garlic, our shallots
31:51Beginning to smell like Christmas
31:52How much does a kitchen like this cost?
31:56Half a million pounds
31:57Ooh
31:58Yeah
32:00Oops
32:00Sell some food then
32:02Yeah
32:03Yeah
32:04Come on, Ted
32:06Come on
32:08I can hardly contain myself
32:10I don't know about you
32:11I'll come in my own time, son
32:13Afternoon, sir
32:16Can I come aboard?
32:18Yeah
32:19Whoa, look at that fella
32:26It's a beauty
32:27Yes, it is
32:29So that's what a turbot looks like
32:30Yeah, that's the turbot
32:31We regard this as king of the sea
32:33Right
32:33It's just superior in flavour
32:35With it being Christmas
32:37I've got a lovely Cornish sparkling wine in with the onions
32:40Alright
32:41Lay the turbot on top and bake in the oven
32:43Right
32:44Right
32:44Let's do this
32:46That lovely, Ted
32:56Look, there's pad snow over there
32:57That's where we're going
32:58Apparently that's where the big ceremony is
33:00You know I'm up for the next James Bond, don't you?
33:11Oh, do me a favour
33:13Cut a dash, didn't I, mate, eh?
33:24Ted, you're deaf as opposed, didn't you?
33:26Hold on
33:26Right, let's get these cabbages on
33:32So we're just going to brush them
33:33Yeah
33:34With a little bit of butter
33:34Right
33:35And then I want you to put them that side down
33:37Yep
33:37On the barbecue
33:38Perfect
33:39And we've just lightly steamed these cabbages
33:42Right
33:43So that they're nice and cooked
33:44And we just get flavour from the barbecue
33:46That's beautiful
33:48Yes, now we're cooking
33:49Come, Ted
33:52Come on
33:53Walk, there he is
33:54This is the place
33:55Little old man
33:57I'll tell you what, you know
33:58Dogs aren't normally allowed in here
33:59Come on
34:00I'm allowed anywhere I want, mate
34:02I'll go anywhere I like
34:03South London, East London
34:05South of France
34:06Croatia
34:06Well, it's way
34:08Sorry
34:20Lady Bird
34:21Good evening, sir
34:23Hello
34:24What do you want?
34:26Well, could I look at the menu
34:27Or see the wine list?
34:29Would you like to see the wine list?
34:30Yeah, I would
34:31Thank you
34:31There you go
34:32Actually, we don't serve wine
34:35To the over 80s
34:37It can put them into shock
34:39Are you a halfwit or something?
34:43Some people say so
34:44Yeah, I'm not surprised
34:45Will you be requiring the entertainment tonight, sir?
34:50Oh, well
34:51Yeah
34:51I see you've got a hound with you
34:52No hounds
34:53Yeah, no
34:54He's got a special dispensation
34:56He's not any old hound
34:57Who is he then?
34:58He's Ted
34:59Ted the dog?
35:00Yeah
35:00He's actually a sort of guest of Bob Mortimus
35:04Who did you say?
35:09You're so easy, aren't you?
35:10Bob Mortimer
35:11It's you, isn't it?
35:12Yeah
35:12It's you
35:13Yeah
35:13You could see a wine list
35:16Yeah
35:16Thank you, sir
35:17There you go
35:18Thank you very much
35:19I've been preparing
35:19I'm going to call it a Cornish Christmas dinner
35:22Not what you might expect
35:24Really?
35:25Have you been helping in the kitchen?
35:27I've been helping, yeah
35:27Have you?
35:28Because I heard the fire alarm go off
35:30Yeah
35:30What did you do?
35:31I was burning cabbage
35:33Oh, really?
35:34Yeah
35:34Well, that will do it then
35:35What do I need?
35:39Looking forward to this
35:40It's on its way
35:41It looks amazing
35:42Cheers
35:45Cheers
35:45Oh, it didn't clink
35:47That's fancy glasses
35:48Isn't it?
35:49Wow
35:49God
35:52Look at that
35:54Oh, thank you so much
35:55Roast turbot
35:56With all the trimmings
35:57Roast turbot
35:58And there you have it
36:00Enjoy
36:01Thank you
36:02And thank for your help, Bob
36:03Thank you
36:04No worries
36:04Thank you, Paul
36:05I'm going to
36:06Come on
36:06Oh
36:07Mmm
36:07Tireback is amazing
36:09You really do spoil me, Bob
36:12Well, work stews come along
36:14Once a year
36:15We might as well
36:16Make the most of it, Paul
36:18How many categories are there this year?
36:20Two
36:20So that'll be quick, yeah?
36:28There will be laughter
36:29And prizes galore
36:31Who's gonna miss
36:34And who's gonna score
36:35It's the gunfishing annual awards
36:43Who loves you, baby?
36:47First up, Paul
36:48Employee of the year
36:50This is the trophy you won last year
36:52So it has to be returned
36:54So it has to be returned, I'm afraid
36:55Oh, no
36:57I don't really want to give it back, Rob
36:58It's become such a part of my life
37:00But
37:00Here we go
37:01Nominations are
37:03Let's see
37:04Woo, woo, woo
37:06Yeah
37:06Let's fish
37:07Ah
37:08Ah
37:09Yeah, you got me
37:10First cast, you got me, Bob
37:11Well, why were you still there?
37:12Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob
37:13Yes, I know
37:14There you go
37:15You're in, then, without knowing
37:16That's angling, Paul
37:17Do you like watching me fish?
37:19Yeah, it's it
37:20You can learn, can't you?
37:23Yes, he's in!
37:25Do not wind, do not
37:26Wind, Bob
37:28I'm not winding, I'm just charging up the reel
37:30There's my dancing, that's specialist stuff, that
37:34Wallop!
37:34Yes!
37:35Wow, he's fresh
37:37Look at the colours in there
37:38Whoa!
37:40Ted's arriving in style, isn't he?
37:41Yeah, well, he's at
37:42No, he's going to be telling me
37:43Of course he's going to need to
37:44I'm coming on the line, all right?
37:46You look so heroic
37:48Oh, look at that guy
37:49Oh, jeez!
37:52Oh, there's a fall
37:54Oh, there's another
37:55What's that salmon, is it?
37:57Not for you, Ted
37:58Yeah, but it is
38:00Oh, please yourselves
38:02Cool, haven't we?
38:03We had some laughs
38:04We had some laughs
38:05Oh, this is the moment
38:08Yeah?
38:10Go on
38:10And the winner is
38:14Bob Mortimer
38:17Oh!
38:19Yes, please!
38:21Wow!
38:22It's a revelation
38:23Oh, come on, Paul
38:25It's well-deserved
38:26I'm so pleased for you, Bob
38:27And there's a trophy as well
38:28Oh, for God
38:29It's actually a crown
38:30Oh, that feels good
38:36Hey, there we are
38:37Did one of the jewels just fall off?
38:39Yeah, it did
38:39Heavy is the head that wears a crown
38:41In your case, isn't it?
38:43Size of it
38:44Put your head on me
38:45Put your head on me
38:45Well, there we are
38:47There's one category down
38:48Let's not prolong the agony
38:50Let's crack on
38:50I'll take this off
38:51Out of respect for the award, okay?
38:53Okay, thank you
38:54Because the next award is
38:56That's this is a biggie
38:58Lifetime achievement
38:59If you've given it to yourself
39:01I'm walking out of this restaurant
39:03I'm never looking back
39:04Don't walk out, Paul
39:05I'm going to, Bob
39:06If you've given it to yourself
39:07Let's have a look
39:08Oh, let's have a look
39:09Let's have a look
39:10Ted
39:11Cute little Billy
39:13Billy, I thought that nine years ago
39:15You coming fishing with us, Ted?
39:19Teddy?
39:20Mind the rod!
39:21Well, this is worse than me, isn't he?
39:23Can you shift over a bit, Ted?
39:25What's he actually achieved?
39:27Well, he's had a lifetime, hasn't he?
39:28Oh, yeah, I'm spying
39:29Teddy, fetch
39:31Go on
39:32Is Ted a dog?
39:35He's a species all of his own, isn't you, Ted?
39:38You all right, Ted?
39:40It's like we've super glued him there, isn't it?
39:42Look, you can move, Ted
39:44Yeah, it's Ted, isn't it?
39:46You're not going to come sort of
39:48Blindside and win, are you?
39:50Well, I don't think so
39:51I haven't owned the envelope yet
39:52Look at the state of him
39:53And that's when he went insane
39:56Remember, you have always got us two
40:01That's right, Ted
40:02Yeah
40:02Us
40:02Well, let's just confirm it, Paul
40:05The winner is Ted
40:07Well deserved, Ted
40:08Absolutely
40:10If ever there was a winner there was
40:12Then Ted's the winner
40:13There was
40:13Teddy, you've got a crown
40:15Wow
40:16Let's present ourselves to the camera, Ted
40:20On, on, on, on
40:23Kings of the show
40:25We are the champions
40:27There is someone else on the show, isn't there, Ted?
40:28Yeah, I don't know
40:29He's just sort of a shadow
40:31And we'll keep on fighting
40:34Oh, don't go, Paul
40:36You might win next year
40:37We are the champions
40:42We are the champions
40:46Come on, Ted
40:58That's one of Paul's
41:00Leave it alone
41:00Come on
41:01Breakfast, Paul
41:26I'll put a little bit of holly on yours
41:28Cheer you up
41:29After last night
41:30You're not bitter, are you, Paul?
41:32Forgotten all that
41:33I'm an adult, Bob, so no, I'm not bitter
41:35It just reflects badly on you, you know
41:37We've got a long drive today
41:39We're going west, west, west, west, west
41:41Where are we going?
41:42Mouse hurl
41:43But do you know what they call it?
41:44The Cornish people
41:45It'll be muzzle or something like that
41:47Not far off, actually
41:48Mousel
41:48Mousel
41:50Mousel, but for you and me
41:51It will forever be
41:52Mouse hurl
41:55Oh, you pet
41:56Right, come on
41:57If I had a deep voice
42:08I would sing a ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-bool
42:12All day long
42:15I'd sing a ling-a-ling
42:17If I had a very deep voice
42:19If I had a high voice
42:22I would yodel-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-
42:52Come on, Teddy, you got it!
42:53Come on, let's go!
42:54First!
42:55Come on, Chase!
42:56Come on, Chase!
42:57Come on, Chase!
42:59Bah humbug, well that's too strong, cause it is my favorite holiday.
43:06But all this year's been a busy blur, don't think I have the energy.
43:11Thread in my already mad rush, just cause it's the season.
43:15The perfect gift for me would be completions and connections left from last year.
43:21There's your first little look at Mousel.
43:24Oh, look!
43:25Quintessentially Cornish.
43:30It wasn't designed for the car, was it, Bob?
43:33Getting on everyone's nerves.
43:35We're trying to enjoy this peaceful town.
43:37Oh, look at those boats as well, aren't they lovely?
43:40I love a painted boat, don't you, Bob?
43:42Yeah, sweet.
43:43Look at that light blue, that's a nice one.
43:45Oh, that's a nice one, look at the black and yellow.
43:48Don't like that one.
43:51Taking me out on the boat, aren't you?
43:53I am.
43:54Last chance to catch a fish.
43:57Come on, Teddy.
43:59Wow!
44:00What a morning, over!
44:01What a morning!
44:02Now, the guy we're going out with today on the boat, Neil,
44:05he's got a very special relationship with Mousel.
44:07He's a Mousel boy.
44:08Yeah.
44:09But his dad was on the boat that went out in 1981, Penley disaster,
44:15where all the lifeboatmen were lost at sea.
44:18I mean, I have heard of that, yeah.
44:19Yeah.
44:20And the boat they went to rescue as well went down.
44:22It's a proper tragedy.
44:24He'll have a tell-to-tell then.
44:25He certainly will, mate.
44:33Neil!
44:34Hello, Neil.
44:35Morning, gentlemen.
44:36Thank you so much, Neil, for having us on board.
44:39Hey, Neil.
44:40Happy to meet you.
44:41Paul.
44:42I can't remember his name.
44:43What's our chances today, Neil?
44:45It's fishing, guys, you know that.
44:47Yeah.
44:48It's not called catch, it's fishing,
44:49but we've got a good chance of catching a mack or two,
44:50and maybe a pallet or two.
44:51We'll see what we can do.
44:53You've got an involvement with the Penley disaster, haven't you?
44:56Yeah, my father was lost on the Penley lifeboat,
44:58and I was turned away that night.
45:00I was a lifeboatman, I was only 17,
45:02but like everyone, every man,
45:04when I was 17, I knew everything.
45:06Yeah.
45:07You've got to remember, I've been playing rain in boats
45:08since I was four or five-year-old,
45:09that's all I've ever done.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Intervelling the coxswain refused to take me.
45:12They refused to take two from one family,
45:14so I was turned away.
45:15Wow.
45:16And your dad was lost?
45:17My dad was lost, yeah.
45:18I mean, never forget them,
45:19I'm fiercely proud of what they did that night.
45:21Of course, yeah.
45:22I mean, the weather conditions was the worst in living memory.
45:24I've never seen weather like it.
45:25Wow.
45:26How old was your dad, Neil?
45:27My dad was 42.
45:28Ah, they're fine.
45:29And of course, all of them, they're all family, friends, all the better things.
45:32Yeah, of course, it's such a small community,
45:34and tight, obviously, it has to be, doesn't it?
45:36It completely changed Mousel forever.
45:38Mousel never recovered from that.
45:39Oh.
45:40Do you do anything to sort of celebrate the memory of those people?
45:44On the 19th, we have the famous Christmas lights,
45:46and they're dimmed, and we have our own memories and all,
45:48and you have your own, like, little, you know.
45:50Yeah.
45:51We'll fish today in memory of your dad.
45:52Yeah.
45:53We'll do that.
45:54See if we can get something for it.
46:14Over there, Bob, look.
46:15You see that cross on that thing?
46:16Oh, yeah.
46:17That's a memorial light to the Penley victims.
46:20Oh, right.
46:33What we're doing, we're trying for a pallet,
46:34and we've got some silver shrimp on.
46:36I've hit the bottom, so I'll put that over now.
46:38Yeah, come on over there.
46:39Just wind up a little bit.
46:41And the idea is to wind up nice and slowly
46:44to keep that lure moving all the time.
46:46I keep winding all the way.
46:47Yeah.
46:52Couldn't have picked a better day for it.
46:54Oh, we're lucky.
46:55We're lucky lads.
46:58Ted's loving it.
46:59He, mate, loving this.
47:00He's having a good time, isn't he?
47:11I'm searching for the bottom, Paul.
47:26I'm hitting the bottom there.
47:27And I'm going to fish down there for a bit.
47:29Yeah.
47:30It will be funny Christmas this year without Grandad there.
47:41Yeah, yeah.
47:42It's strange.
47:43You know, you hear that some older people
47:46who kind of know they're on their last legs
47:48want to get a last Christmas in.
47:50Well, that's exactly...
47:51Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what happened with my parents.
47:53They both died.
47:54Yeah.
47:55On the same date.
47:56I mean, years apart.
47:58But January the 5th.
48:00Yeah.
48:01I mean, I don't know how sentient my mum was about
48:04or conscious of Christmas,
48:06but it's an extraordinary coincidence that...
48:12Because that's supposed to be, isn't it?
48:13That time of year is...
48:15Yeah.
48:16And I wonder if people have just managed to hold on.
48:18Hold on after Christmas.
48:20See the familiar faces one last time.
48:23Yeah.
48:24Well, we never know, really, probably.
48:28My dear old dad always said to me,
48:30and I've always tried to live my life like that,
48:32just be nice, that's all you've got to do.
48:33Yeah.
48:34Treat people as you want to be treated.
48:35You can't go far wrong, I don't think.
48:37Yeah.
48:38True, mate.
48:39Paul treats me pretty bad.
48:41Does he? Yeah.
48:42I've seen that, yeah.
48:45He's for his own good, though, Neil.
48:48Keep him on his toes.
48:49Yeah.
48:54Come on, you're not fishing very well.
48:56Sort yourself out.
48:57Come on, Bob.
48:59The people of Mousel depend on you.
49:01This could be our last chance, you know.
49:03I know.
49:05Neil wants to get to the bookies.
49:10Is there a bookies in Mousel?
49:11No.
49:13We had three grocery shops, a shoe shop,
49:16two butchers when I grew up.
49:18There's none anymore.
49:19No shoes?
49:20They're all gone.
49:21Should we launch in a pail?
49:23Send shoes to Mousel?
49:24Yeah.
49:25Yeah.
49:37Oh!
49:38Oh.
49:39He's in.
49:40That might be the bottom, actually.
49:42Come on.
49:43I don't know what it is.
49:44Shall I wind in or keep going?
49:47A couple of mackerel here, look.
49:48Have you got mackerel?
49:49Yeah.
49:50Well done, Paul.
49:51Hold up.
49:52Let's get that hand twisted.
49:54Look!
49:55Mackerel!
49:56Two mackerel!
49:57Look at that!
49:58Fresh as pain.
49:59Look at them.
50:00Oh, you mind your fingers.
50:01Wow!
50:02It's a very pretty fish, you know, Paul.
50:03It really is.
50:04Let me take the rod for you.
50:05Yeah, you grab that.
50:06Wow!
50:07Look at it.
50:08Electric fish, isn't it?
50:09What a creature.
50:11Amazing.
50:12Wow!
50:13That's what we've come for, and that is our first...
50:15First ever mackerel.
50:16Wow!
50:17Look at the sheen on it.
50:19It took us seven or eight years.
50:21It's been brilliant, Neil.
50:25It's been lovely.
50:26What a glorious day.
50:27But we've got our Christmas night to come, Paul.
50:29Oh-ho-ho!
50:30What have you got lined up for me, Bob?
50:32You'll have to wait and see.
50:33Oh, well, alright.
50:34Well.
50:35Excited.
50:36Maybe this Christmas will mean something more.
50:41Maybe this year, love will appear.
50:46Deeper than ever before.
50:51And maybe...
50:53Wind yourself down here, Paul.
50:56Halt.
50:57Halt.
50:58Because we are staying here.
51:01Lovely.
51:02Do you know what it is?
51:03No.
51:04Quaint.
51:05Quaint's a good description.
51:06Yeah, it is, isn't it?
51:07Quaint works.
51:08Come on in.
51:09Maybe this Christmas...
51:11Woo!
51:12Whoa!
51:15Christmas is here, Bob.
51:17Oh, how lovely.
51:18That is just what I ordered.
51:20Christmas vibe.
51:21Hello, Christmas.
51:23Lovely.
51:24Ooh.
51:25You manage those stairs, old-timer?
51:27Yeah, not too bad.
51:28Oh, this is lovely.
51:30Look at this.
51:31Oh, a little living room.
51:33Nice.
51:34Twin beds.
51:35Have you brought your twins?
51:36Yeah, this is a nice one.
51:37Harbour View.
51:39Bob, look at this.
51:40Look.
51:41All the way up.
51:42Oh, yeah.
51:43Wow.
51:44I look after you.
51:45I really look after you, darling.
51:46Do you, don't you, mate?
51:47Happy Christmas.
51:48Where's my proof case?
51:49I'll give you a clue, Ted.
51:50It's right here.
51:51Ha, ha, ha.
51:52Here we go.
51:53Hold it here.
51:54It's Laurel and Hardy, isn't it?
51:55Ha, ha, ha.
51:56Here we go.
51:57Hold it here.
51:58It's Laurel and Hardy, isn't it?
52:03Ha, ha, ha.
52:04What's your ears, Ted?
52:17Nice.
52:22A few more of these.
52:27Come on, old-timer.
52:30Ooh.
52:31Look at this.
52:33Cool.
52:34Who have you had in?
52:35Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen?
52:36No.
52:37It's amazing.
52:38Look at it.
52:39Cheers for a lovely Christmas trip.
52:40Yeah.
52:41Is this Cornish Champagne?
52:42Ooh.
52:43Mmm.
52:44I've got your present, Paul.
52:46Have you?
52:47Yeah.
52:48Is that okay?
52:49I think it is because I've got one for you.
52:51Do you like it?
52:52Yes, please.
52:53Do you think you deserve it?
52:54Yes, please.
52:55Yes, I do.
52:56Even after all your gloating with your crowns and your self-aggrandisation, you still think
53:00you deserve a present?
53:01Hey, if you don't want to give it to us, don't.
53:03Of course I do, Bob.
53:04Because I am give, give, give.
53:07Ooh.
53:08Ooh.
53:10Go on, then.
53:12Yep.
53:14There it is.
53:15Oh, it's a clonker.
53:16It is, isn't it?
53:17It suits me.
53:18It's gentleman-y.
53:19And if you get annoyed with me...
53:20Yeah.
53:21...you can just go...
53:22...quunch.
53:23Like that.
53:24And if I've made a mistake in the bath, we can just quickly move it.
53:27You can just scoop it up.
53:30Thank you very much.
53:31I can tell this is actually rather beautiful, Paul.
53:33It is a cracker, isn't it?
53:34Walnut?
53:35Yeah.
53:36No, do you want one?
53:37Oh.
53:38It's just there on the plate.
53:40Thank you very much.
53:41Oh, no, it's a beauty, isn't it?
53:42That makes me so happy.
53:43I mean, it is lovely, but mine's a bad present.
53:46Happy Christmas to you.
53:47Competitive, Bob.
53:48Thank you, Bob.
53:49I wonder what this is.
53:50Hope you like it, hope you like it.
53:51Is it a picture of Bob in a crown?
53:53It's a confession calendar.
53:57It's nice.
54:00Do you see?
54:01I thought I'd make you look nice.
54:02I see.
54:03Well, I look pretty good like that, don't I?
54:04I look like Lawrence Llewellyn Bowie, don't I?
54:06Yeah, just relaxing in front of some books.
54:08There's a nice one of you, isn't it?
54:13Isn't that nice, you and Ted?
54:19Oh, you look quite short there, don't you?
54:21A little tiny head.
54:26Look at that.
54:27Boom!
54:30That's a bit rude boy mode, wasn't it?
54:32Yeah, I thought you'd like that, bud.
54:35I tell you what, Bob, it's not far off, is it?
54:38Well, thank you.
54:40What a treat.
54:42I should probably go and get our little meal.
54:44Go on, then.
54:45We're going to have turkey and some cake.
54:48Oh.
54:49It's a beauty, isn't it?
54:50My favourite meal of the Christmas period.
54:57Go on, slice me off some breast.
55:00Beautiful.
55:01It's nicely cooked.
55:02Oh, it is, isn't it?
55:03Look at that.
55:04Lovely, yeah.
55:06Ah, you cheeky fella.
55:09It's actually a turkey cake.
55:11It's a turkey cake?
55:12It's a turkey cake.
55:13Oh, lovely.
55:14Isn't that sensational?
55:15I'm going in.
55:16Well done, Bob, a lovely bit of trickery there.
55:18Christmas trickery.
55:20Lovely, mate.
55:21Because you know Christmas is a time when you can be a little bit naughty.
55:25Ten for a week.
55:26Do you want a carrot?
55:27Go on.
55:29Oh, hold on a minute.
55:31Hold on.
55:32Wait a minute.
55:34Wait a minute, you two tricksters.
55:36What are you doing to me?
55:37Well, bloody hell, that's the nicest carrot I've ever had for me.
55:40LAUGHTER
55:41Pretty by the end of our Cornish Christmas trip, Bob.
55:52It is.
55:53How are you feeling about going home, because it's going to be your first Christmas without your grandad?
55:58It will be different, and we'll all miss him.
56:00Yeah.
56:01And it will never be the same again.
56:03No.
56:04But we'll pull a cracker.
56:05Yeah.
56:06On his anniversary.
56:07He liked a cracker.
56:08Well, it's actually good to have very fond, positive memories of people, you know.
56:13I do with my parents.
56:15Those, my parents, your grandad, they had a long life, so.
56:19Did have a long life.
56:20Yeah.
56:21And here's a nice thing, is round our Christmas table when the boys were young and grandad was sat there,
56:27the little boys and grandad would always wear their paper hat.
56:31Right.
56:32We were all too vain and full of ourselves.
56:35Yeah.
56:36But all grandad and the kids.
56:37And the boys.
56:38That's what grandad's for, really, isn't it?
56:40Grandad's are for wearing paper.
56:41Sit there, be quiet, put the hat on, grandad.
56:43LAUGHTER
56:44And carry them home, home, home from the sea.
56:49Angel of mercy, answer our plea.
56:53Can you hear that?
56:55I can, yeah.
56:56Yeah.
56:57Still singing?
56:58Yeah.
56:59You've done.
57:00Come with me to the window.
57:03For a final Christmas spectacular.
57:05Come on.
57:06Come on, mate.
57:08Joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
57:17The mouse hole, male voice choir.
57:21Let earth receive a king.
57:22Oh, I love all my own voices.
57:23I know you do.
57:24I know you do.
57:25Let every heart prepare him room.
57:26Joy to the world, the saviour reigns.
57:27Let all their songs employ.
57:31Happy Christmas, Paul.
57:32Merry Christmas, Paul.
57:33Merry Christmas, Paul, mate.
57:34Merry Christmas.
57:35Thanks, mate.
57:36What an amazing treat.
57:37Joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy, joy.
57:47Thank you, and Merry Christmas to you all.
57:48Thank you very much.
57:49And away.
57:50Cheers and gone.
57:51Cheers and gone.
57:52Cheers and gone.
57:53Cheers and gone.
57:54Cheers and gone.
57:55Cheers and gone.
57:58There's no my little secrets.
58:03We haven't yet disclosed.
58:08We bother living daylights.
58:11I bet it won too close.
58:13We won too close.
58:19And you all.
58:20Celebrities in a spin for Michael McIntyre's Christmas Wheel, Christmas Day at a quarter to seven.
58:47A chill in the air next on BBC Two Wales, new from Margatis, who else?
58:53A ghost story for Christmas.
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