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Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing S08E03
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00:00This is the Manchester Iron Open.
00:04Right, so you take me back to your old holts, are you?
00:07Oh, you said you're not interested in the past?
00:09No, I'm not really interested.
00:11But really interested.
00:14So this is Withenshaw.
00:16I like the way you said the with there.
00:18Withenshaw?
00:19This is Withenshaw.
00:21I'm sure I administered law round here somewhere.
00:25There it is!
00:27What?
00:28Talk me through it. Withenshaw Law Centre.
00:31Yeah, so people would come along and would check their benefits.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Help them with housing repairs, damp accommodation, that sort of thing.
00:38And I was half expecting at that point, Paul,
00:41that I might get a round of applause for my contribution
00:44to the social welfare of Manchester.
00:46Yeah, no, fair play. You deserve one. Here you go, look.
00:48Oh, here we go. Thank you.
00:50There you are, for your social conscience and good works, you know.
00:5330 or 40 years ago. You haven't got a social conscience now, have you?
00:56All right, there's a little barb at the end, yeah.
00:58You're always a sting in the tail.
00:59So as I remember, Paul, I think I was in that office at the right there.
01:04There was three of us, three solicitors.
01:10Oi.
01:11I was talking then, Paul.
01:13Yeah.
01:14I was telling you about the Law Centre.
01:16Yeah, you've talked till morning.
01:18Less talk, more fishing, all right?
01:20OK.
01:21So, Paul, this is urban fishing.
01:30Yeah.
01:31This is a canal.
01:32I really like it.
01:33Nice, isn't it?
01:34Fantastic.
01:35The Rochdale Canal.
01:36Right.
01:37It's very important to me, this place, where I spent many a happy year.
01:42I was working, grafting, dancing.
01:46Really, I spent a lot of time there at the end there.
01:47Did you?
01:48Shaking your booty.
01:49Oh, morning.
01:50Morning.
01:51Shaking your booty, yeah?
01:53Look.
01:54Yes, you've got new boots, Paul.
01:55Well done.
01:56Where did you get them from?
01:57They're clearly a big one.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Yeah.
02:00They're for a...
02:01They're for a...
02:02They're for a...
02:03...but they're for a rugged outdoor type...
02:04Look at these, they're so much more subtle.
02:07They suit my longer leg as well.
02:09I'll tell you what the big difference is.
02:10The big difference is...
02:11I've got to see if you've got a lot of old guys on the other side.
02:12Oh, really?
02:13I spent a lot of time there at the end there.
02:14Did you?
02:15Shaking your booty?
02:16Oh, morning!
02:17Morning!
02:18Shaking your booty, yeah?
02:19Yeah, look.
02:20Yeah, you've got new boots, Paul.
02:21Where did you get them from?
02:22They're clearly a pensioner boot.
02:23They're certainly not a pensioner boot.
02:24Yes, they are, they've got that white sole you look like...
02:25They're subtle. They suit my longer leg as well.
02:28I'll tell you what the big difference here is, Paul,
02:31is gentleman's boot, ladies' boot.
02:34No, that really looks like a ladies' orthopaedic shoe.
02:37A little wiggling boot. Mine's like, get up that mountain.
02:50So what might we catch in here?
02:52Maybe some little roach, gudgeon, bleak, perch.
02:58Basically the staple of my fishing when I was a kid.
03:00Because I used to fish canals like this when I was a kid, Bob.
03:03You caught a fish?
03:04He's got one already. A little perch. Look.
03:06Check out White House. As I said.
03:08Wow!
03:10I'll tell you what, though. You knock the little perch at your peril, Bob,
03:13because they save you an angler on many a day.
03:16So first cast, Paul. Yep.
03:19Bye-bye, little perchy.
03:22Hello, Ted.
03:23I'll tell you what, this place is a Muppet's town, isn't it?
03:26Get me back to London. It's not a real city.
03:28Hello, Teddy.
03:29You all right, Ted?
03:31Yeah, so I lived in Manchester for two, three years.
03:35I loved it here. Really loved it.
03:37What were you doing here, Bob? I don't see who's Manchester, really.
03:40I was a student doing the law finals,
03:43and it was my one and only happy experience as a student.
03:47What was? Being in Manchester? Being in Manchester.
03:49I was a student...
03:50Where were you... Where else were you a student?
03:52Were you somewhere like Leicester?
03:53I was at Leicester, and I was at the University of Sussex,
03:57near Brighton.
03:58Why didn't you do the rounds at all these places, Bob?
04:01Because I didn't want to face real life, you know?
04:04So I came to Manchester...
04:08Yeah.
04:09..and fell in love with the place,
04:11and it was because of one young lad at the time,
04:14called Paddy Gall,
04:16cos three years at Sussex, two years at Leicester,
04:20I'd never met anyone.
04:21I couldn't meet people, Paul.
04:23And I turned up on the first day here,
04:27and a little Scouse lad...
04:30I wore a Middlesbrough football top to try and say,
04:33look, I'm this type of person.
04:35You've tried that a few times.
04:36I tried it at Brighton, it didn't work.
04:38And little Paddy came up to me and said,
04:40all right, lad,
04:41I was thinking we'd start a football team.
04:44And that was the most amazing gift.
04:47Really?
04:48Oh, wow, yeah.
04:49And I had a really fabulous year here,
04:52with Paddy, Bendy, the Walrus...
04:55Bendy?
04:56Yeah, Bendy Chris, the Walrus,
04:59Big Tash, obviously.
05:01Jonah.
05:03Whoa.
05:04Getting a lot of bites here, Bob.
05:06And, Paul, this is absolutely true.
05:08This is the thing.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Two weeks ago, I got a letter from Paddy.
05:14Did you?
05:15Yeah.
05:16Just telling me what had happened to Bendy
05:17and all our mates that we were around with.
05:19What happened to Bendy?
05:20He straightened out and he...
05:22So, hence...
05:25Yes.
05:26That's kind of the reason we're right in the middle here.
05:28I've asked Paddy to come along, say hello.
05:30I haven't seen him for, I reckon, 30 years.
05:32You're joking.
05:3330 years.
05:34But he was so important in me life, you know.
05:38Bop, bop, bop, bop.
05:55Yes, I know.
05:56There you go.
05:57You're in, then, without knowing it.
05:58That's angling, Paul.
06:00You're fishing, I'm angling.
06:02Oh, I like it.
06:03I like the distinction.
06:04Whoop.
06:07He saw your boots.
06:10And he went...
06:11Whoa!
06:13And when he saw that the person who'd caught him
06:15was wearing your boots, he thought,
06:17oh, I'm off.
06:18God blimey, it's a bit grim, isn't it, Bob?
06:35I didn't even put suitable wet weather clothing on.
06:38Look at it!
06:40Should we seek shelter under the bridge or something, Bob?
06:42I think we should, don't you?
06:44Eminem.
06:46God, dear.
06:59God, they're building, aren't they?
07:01They don't know why, but they're building.
07:02They can't stop!
07:04How do they get them cranes up there?
07:06I don't know, Bob.
07:08LAUGHTER
07:15Paddy's on his way.
07:16Bob, I'm going to go and do some jigging.
07:19Really?
07:20Yeah.
07:21Do you remember this?
07:22Oh, your little...
07:23A little sort of debonair.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Debonair?
07:26You mean debonums?
07:28There we are.
07:29Go with your booty.
07:30You look good, man.
07:31OK.
07:32Bonne chance, Marie.
07:34Old lady walking.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:37God, them boots, Paul.
07:51He he he he!
07:52Paddy!
07:53How are you doing, mate?
07:54Oh, man!
07:55How long is it since I've seen you?
07:56You're taller than me now.
07:57Incredible, isn't it?
07:58Incredible!
07:59How are you?
08:0030 years or something.
08:02It's not this century.
08:03We haven't seen it in a century.
08:04It's true, isn't it?
08:05Yeah.
08:06Yeah, it's great to see you.
08:10My best student year was here in Manchester.
08:12Yeah, it was great.
08:13We had a good time, didn't we?
08:15We did.
08:16We were out nearly every night, weren't we?
08:17Yep.
08:18And we used to drink five pints,
08:21and then we'd go home and we'd get a Mongolian cheeseburger.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah, from a little place on Oxford Road.
08:28I mean, this was a great place, wasn't it, for a young person?
08:31Yeah.
08:32It was cheap, everywhere was cheap.
08:3350p to get in the hacienda and 50p for a pint.
08:36Incredible, wasn't it?
08:37It was my best year as well, because it was authentic, wasn't it?
08:40It was a really authentic student experience.
08:41Yeah, it was great.
08:42You're part of a great city and there was loads going on.
08:45Here's Paul.
08:46Hello, Paddy.
08:47Good to see you.
08:48Yeah, nice to meet you.
08:49Have you caught anything?
08:50No.
08:51No?
08:52He's got a fishing head on Paddy.
08:53I'll see you in a bit.
08:54Cheers.
08:55Can you understand me now?
09:01The other big thing about the year was the footy, wasn't it?
09:03Football.
09:04Yeah.
09:05Because you were a good player, weren't you?
09:06I was a decent.
09:07On the quiet.
09:08A decent.
09:09Do you remember me specialist tackle, me Peter Beasley?
09:11Peter Beasley, yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Do you remember your back header?
09:14I don't.
09:15You scored a winner with a back header.
09:17Did I mean to?
09:18No.
09:19Yeah.
09:20No, it was a great year.
09:21And we had this little group, me, you, Bendy, Jonah, the walrus.
09:24The walrus.
09:25And we had a lovely time.
09:26We did.
09:27It's all that matters in life, innit, those connections.
09:29It's all that matters.
09:36So when did you pack in the law?
09:38God, I don't know.
09:39Yeah.
09:40I was 29, 30.
09:41Right.
09:42So...
09:43And you're going back to it, presumably, one day.
09:44One day, yeah, they want me back.
09:45Do you know what I mean?
09:48Yeah.
09:49No, we did talk about having our own fair one time.
09:51Did we really?
09:52Yeah.
09:53It wouldn't have lasted very long, would it?
09:54God, no.
09:55No.
09:56We did just have bacon bombs and talked about footy, wouldn't we?
09:58You know?
10:00Yeah.
10:02It's been brilliant seeing you after all these years.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Thank you for popping down.
10:06So the next time, we'd be about a hundred, won't we?
10:08You'd be about a hundred, yeah.
10:20That's it.
10:23Yeah, I'm coming in a minute.
10:26Hey, good boy.
10:34Paddy seemed like a very nice guy.
10:35Very calm.
10:36Yeah, no, yeah.
10:37And a sweet, sweet guy.
10:38Yeah, no, yeah.
10:39It's bittersweet in some ways.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Because we had such a lovely time, me and Paddy here.
10:43Yeah.
10:44But also, you know, we were talking about seeing the Smiths at the Hacienda.
10:48Yeah.
10:49And drinking and all the things we did.
10:52And you can't help remembering we were quite young and vibrant.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Big old group of mates playing football and that, and that's all good.
11:00So there's like a bit of sweet in that sense.
11:03Yeah, but you had it, didn't you, Bob?
11:04You had it, you know?
11:05Yeah.
11:06Still there, isn't it?
11:07Yeah.
11:08And the thing is, is I think there's a lesson to be learned because I was a shy lad, I know
11:12you don't believe me, and there's shy lads all over the place.
11:15Yeah.
11:16And so that little gift of just letting them in, say, all right.
11:18Yeah.
11:19How are you?
11:20What are you up to?
11:21Because I think a lot of the shy ones are worth having a chat to, you know?
11:25Some won't be.
11:27Yeah.
11:28But...
11:29You might be right there, Bob, actually.
11:30But what a great gift to give.
11:32So no, it was brilliant seeing Paddy again.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Well, Paul, we've done the urban fishing.
12:03Yeah.
12:04I think it's time that I took you to the accommodation.
12:08It may be the highest accommodation I've ever put you in.
12:13It might even be the most luxurious.
12:16Because what we're lacking in luxury here, I'm going to make up.
12:21Ooh.
12:22Now you're talking.
12:23But I'm a lucky man, with fire in my hands.
12:36Happiness, something in my own place.
12:40I'm studio naked smiling.
12:42I feel no disgrace.
12:43This is a bit fresh, Bob, isn't it?
12:46Yeah.
12:47You know this is going to be good, don't you?
12:49Yeah.
12:50Come on, Teddy.
12:51Come on, Ted.
12:52Nice.
12:53Nice room, Bob.
12:54You'll like yours.
12:55What's here?
12:56Ooh.
12:57Oh, look at this.
13:0015 stories.
13:01Well, highest I've ever stayed.
13:03Is it footballer style, Bob?
13:05Yeah.
13:06This actual building, Paul.
13:07You know it's Manchester.
13:08Yeah.
13:09And when the players from abroad come, they stay here.
13:11Luxury life, innit?
13:12It is, yeah.
13:13Ooh.
13:14Ooh.
13:15Hello, Ted.
13:16This is my room, Teddy.
13:18Nice room, Bob.
13:19You'll like yours.
13:21What's through here?
13:25Ooh.
13:26Oh, you beauty.
13:31Paul?
13:32Yeah?
13:33Come through here, baby.
13:38Welcome.
13:39There was a third undocumented bedroom
13:42that they're now calling Bob's bedroom.
13:44Oh, aren't they?
13:45Who's they?
13:46Everyone from the mayor downwards.
13:49Hey, Paul.
13:53There's more.
13:54Come through here.
13:55Have a look at this.
13:56Have a look at this.
13:58Oh, you.
14:00Look, Paul.
14:01It's got a sink for your left hand.
14:03Sink for your right hand.
14:05Right.
14:06Bath overlooked by many other high dwellers.
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:10Do you like it?
14:11Do you wish it was yours?
14:13I'm not going to give you the benefit of envy, Bob, on my part.
14:17Yeah.
14:18You're not getting it, all right?
14:19Yeah, you do it with your boots, though, don't you?
14:25Are we going to get takeaway?
14:27Get something delivered?
14:28Yeah, go on.
14:30What do you fancy, Paul?
14:31Mexican?
14:33Mm.
14:34Thai.
14:35I like Thai.
14:36I'm not having it, because I'm getting fish and chips.
14:38Oh, are we?
14:40Fish and chips?
14:41Yeah, we're having fish and chips.
14:42Oh, OK.
14:43Oh, I'll tell you what you're having.
14:44You're having gravy.
14:45You know it's a new thing.
14:46Graves now is to have a gravy with fish.
14:47Gravy's not new, Bob.
14:48It's not a new thing.
14:49No, but it's to have it with your fish.
14:51All right, I'll try it.
14:52It says it will be, that ain't bad.
14:55Go on.
14:5620 minutes.
14:57That's all right.
14:58That's tolerable, isn't it?
14:59That is pretty good, isn't it?
15:00Because I've got a 20-minute hole there.
15:01OK.
15:02You know?
15:03I'll come and join you.
15:10Have you ever lived up north?
15:12No, I haven't, actually.
15:13Farthest north you've been?
15:14Somewhere like Harrow or somewhere like that?
15:16No, I've been to John O'Groats.
15:17How limited you are.
15:19I've been to many places.
15:21Yeah.
15:22But, yeah, perhaps I'm not as adventurous as some.
15:24I mean, now, they all go off backtracking, don't they, round the world?
15:26They're amazing, aren't they?
15:27Do you remember, in our time, there was, when that rail car came in?
15:30Yeah.
15:31And that was, wow, you can go to Europe.
15:33Yeah, yeah.
15:34I went on a, my first flight was, um, propellers.
15:37Oh, you've hit me.
15:39I went to, um, Italy.
15:42Propellers.
15:45Italy.
15:46In the propellers.
15:47Yeah.
15:48Did you have pizza while you were there?
15:49No, but I had a massive tomato that lasted for six days.
15:52About like that.
15:54We all just sliced a bit off.
15:55Yeah, yeah.
15:56But on your shoulder and off you went.
15:58Yeah, round Florence.
16:04Oh, there he is.
16:05What, is that a fish chip?
16:06Yeah.
16:08Hi there.
16:09Thank you very much.
16:10There you go.
16:12Thank you very much.
16:14Northerners are very protective of the fish and chips.
16:16We reckon our fish and chips are great.
16:18I know.
16:20You ready for your gravy?
16:22I'm not sure I am.
16:25Let me try that.
16:28Mm.
16:29Yeah, it's all right.
16:32Gravy and chip, Ted, look.
16:35What do you think I am?
16:36Get out of it.
16:38Come on then.
16:39Here we go.
16:40Night of football.
16:42Fantastic.
16:43Morning, Paul.
16:44Ah, morning, Bob.
16:45Thank you for reprising your role as a tea boy.
16:48A lot of fun.
16:49Your first job, yeah.
16:50Yeah, I wasn't a tea boy, Paul.
16:51Yes, you were.
16:52Nice-looking city, innit?
16:53Beautiful.
16:54What a lovely morning.
16:55Yeah.
16:56So, where are we fishing today, then?
16:57The River Dayton.
16:58The River Dayton.
16:59Smallish.
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17:45Smallish.
17:46Smallish.
17:4745 minutes out of Manchester and here we are in this little rural haven, eh?
17:55Yeah.
17:56So this River Dane that I've chosen for, do you know anything of it?
18:00I know it looks beautiful.
18:01I don't know anything about it really, Bob, but I've seen some pictures
18:04and it does look very pretty, doesn't it?
18:07What are you going to go for?
18:08Oh, go for a grayling.
18:09I'll trot. I'm just going to trot and see what it...
18:12See what you get?
18:12Yeah.
18:13Nice.
18:17So here we are, Port.
18:23Yeah.
18:24The River Dane.
18:25It looks great, doesn't it?
18:26Yeah.
18:27Fantastic little river.
18:29Well done.
18:30Yeah.
18:31It's pretty, isn't it?
18:31Yeah.
18:32A bit grim with them.
18:33Will there be any fish in here?
18:35Yeah, of course there will.
18:37Ted, get off the bait.
18:39Ted.
18:40Get off, Ted.
18:41What's he like?
18:42He said he's had a banana already.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Will you pick a spot?
18:47Oh, come on, Teddy.
18:51Come on, Ted.
18:53I'm hoping we get a little bit of sun that peeps through every now and then, Bob.
18:56That's all we need.
18:57All we need.
18:58A little peep.
18:58Look, the river's rising, but the rain's easing off, so it's something at least.
19:14Paul, Paul.
19:19I think something's just hit the line, Bob.
19:23I genuinely do.
19:24No, fair enough, but you know what I mean?
19:25Yeah.
19:26So, let's see.
19:29It's a bit further out the back.
19:30Go on.
19:31Swing it up.
19:32I'll get rid of all that for you, Robert.
19:35There's your valet.
19:38Watch your silly fingers.
19:40Do you mean thank you?
19:43No, I mean watch your silly fingers.
19:46Things I've put up with from you, Bob.
19:49Right.
19:50Here we go.
19:52Pass part two.
19:52OK, that's good.
19:58Right.
20:00Lock it in.
20:01Lock it down.
20:03Oh.
20:04What?
20:04No.
20:06I think that's just it.
20:08It has drifted round still.
20:10You can keep your hand on the rod.
20:11Why?
20:12So the rod doesn't fall off and the wind doesn't blow it off and you ruin your presentation.
20:19Have you ever been in a room with an elephant so you could actually say,
20:23Hey, there's an elephant in the room.
20:25I mean, it would be the first thing you'd say.
20:27Yeah, obviously, yeah.
20:29Have you?
20:30No, I saw a giraffe in the wild once.
20:33There's no relevance between those two statements.
20:36Well, they're both big animals, aren't they?
20:37Yeah, but one was outside where you'd expect it to be, like an elephant.
20:41Big fish right under that tree over there.
20:43Giraffe in the room.
20:44You haven't seen a giraffe in a room, have you?
20:46No.
20:47I'll tell you what I saw in the wild.
20:49A giraffe, and only 100 yards from it, was a rhinoceros.
20:54Okay.
20:54And rhinoceroses are big things, you know, Paul.
20:58Really?
20:58Really big.
20:59I always imagined they were sort of really small.
21:02No, honestly, they're really big.
21:06Oh, no, bloody hell.
21:09That's all, you know.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Can I say something, Bob?
21:23I think if there was any hope of us catching a fish and there was some chub in there,
21:28they would have taken that meat by now.
21:30Will you have a nickname, Keith Downey?
21:33LAUGHTER
21:33Oh, the disappointment.
21:36Honestly, you're so odious.
21:39Odious Maximus.
21:41That Pompeii.
21:42Remember that?
21:43Yeah.
21:44I sat behind Frankie Howard once, and he was leaning forward.
21:47Yeah.
21:47And honestly, you could have fitted a little mouse under his wig.
21:50It all stuck out.
21:51Really?
21:51It all went, hmm?
21:52Yeah.
21:53Wow.
21:54Well, not a mouse.
21:56You could probably have got a licorice hall thought in it.
21:57Yes!
21:58No!
21:59Yes!
21:59Who's that in the back there?
22:01Ooh!
22:01Is that a mouse?
22:02Oh, please yourselves!
22:05LAUGHTER
22:06Right, let's try a different spot, Bob.
22:17Come on.
22:22The weather's on the turn again, but they ain't gonna stop us.
22:25Hey, Ted.
22:37You're my angling hero, Paul.
22:39LAUGHTER
22:40No, you are.
22:40Can you imagine?
22:41You're somebody's hero.
22:43Yeah, it's nice to be your hero, Bob.
22:45You're my comedy hero.
22:48Oh, that's nice.
22:49Yeah.
22:50Yep, I'm in something good.
23:02Get the net, Bob.
23:04It's right there.
23:05Wind yours in.
23:06Because this is quite a nice fish.
23:08It's not massive, but it's a grayling.
23:11You've got a grayling!
23:12Get the net!
23:13You're killing me!
23:13No, I'm not.
23:15Look.
23:17That's why you're my hero, Paul.
23:19Do you understand?
23:20Get the net, get the net, get the net.
23:23Wallop!
23:24Yes!
23:25A grayling!
23:27Wow, Bob, what a treat to get a grayling.
23:31Isn't it?
23:32Wow, he's fresh.
23:33A beautiful grayling.
23:35What a beautiful surprise that was, Bob.
23:37Isn't that amazing?
23:37I mean, I know we said we might, but you can see the lilac.
23:42Off you go.
23:44And away.
23:45Well done.
23:45There she goes.
23:46Okay, up here comes the net.
23:47Oh, Ted, get out of it.
23:49How about that?
23:50Nice, eh?
23:53Oh, my God.
23:54My God.
23:55Ha, ha, ha.
24:01Should we go in the car have a cup of tea or something?
24:04See if this passes.
24:06Yeah, this is crazy, isn't it?
24:07Oh, that is hot, isn't it?
24:37All right, Ted, it's okay, mate.
24:39He's got a cold, hasn't he?
24:40Good boy, yeah, hasn't he?
24:41It's funny, when Ted's in the car and he's wet, it takes on the smell of a yeast factory.
24:46Oh, he's in my lap that he's on, not yours, mate.
24:48I quite enjoyed this boy.
24:52It's okay about me.
24:53Yeah.
24:54Wait till it passes.
24:55It's a little haven, isn't it?
24:56Someone really famous, I thought was Sting.
25:09It's always Sting.
25:11The other day, he was on the tally.
25:14Yeah.
25:14And he said,
25:15Oh, it's great to be back in England.
25:17And you know what?
25:19He said, when the sun is shining,
25:20there is nowhere more beautiful in the whole world.
25:24Do you know what?
25:25That's what he said.
25:25I saw that concert and he went,
25:28When you are coming back to England
25:30and the sun is shining,
25:31it's the best place ever to be.
25:34That place didn't work.
25:35Right.
25:36Rocks on!
25:43Hey, stop it now, Bob. It's fine.
25:45There's sun over this way.
25:47I bought some new taps the other day to celebrate a new day.
26:06National tap day.
26:07Bob?
26:08Yes?
26:09Bob?
26:09Yes?
26:10What?
26:12Yeah, anyway, yeah, your new taps.
26:14Yeah, bath taps for National Tap Day.
26:17Yeah.
26:17And they're so bright.
26:19Really?
26:20That I have to wear SP50.
26:22Wow, they're that bright.
26:22When I'm in the bath, they're that bright.
26:24I got it wrong and I bought some tap shoes.
26:26I've got...
26:26International tap day wrong.
26:28Well, I know.
26:29Yeah, people do.
26:31What colour are your taps?
26:33I like the sun.
26:34It's as bright as silver.
26:35It's like beyond chrome.
26:37Is that what it's called?
26:38It's...
26:39That's a great colour, isn't it?
26:41Beyond chrome.
26:45Oh, that is my...
26:47Beautiful, isn't it?
26:49Hey, Paul, isn't it lovely to finish this trip in the sunshine?
27:02It's glorious, isn't it?
27:04I can't...
27:04You can't comprehend it.
27:05It was...
27:06This is the same day as earlier.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Amazing, isn't it?
27:09This is...
27:09This is when it makes sense, isn't it?
27:11Yeah.
27:12This is when two old codgers, with their fragile bones and weak minds...
27:17You can actually have a nice little time.
27:20Yeah.
27:20I enjoyed staying in that luxury accommodation, Paul, and living the high life.
27:25Like a footballer.
27:25The footballers we weren't.
27:27Yeah, for a few days.
27:29I'll tell you what, though, Bob.
27:31We've got so much more than footballers, haven't we?
27:33Do you reckon?
27:35We've got this.
27:38And I've got you.
27:39Yeah, we've got each other.
27:41Imagine that.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Fish on, Bob.
27:45Fish on.
27:45I mean, not fish on, but let us fish on.
27:50Nobody can tell you
27:53There's only one song worth singing
27:58They may try and sell you
28:01Because it hangs them up
28:03To see someone like you
28:07But you've got to make your own kind of music
28:14Sing your own special song
28:18Make your own kind of music
28:22Even if nobody else sings along
28:26You're gonna be
28:30You're gonna be nowhere
28:33You're gonna be nowhere
28:34The loneliest kind of lonely
28:37It may be worth going
28:40Just to do your thing
28:43The hardest thing to do
28:47But you've got to
28:49Make your own kind of music
28:53Sing your own special song
28:57To make your own kind of music
28:59Make your own kind of music
28:59To make your own kind of music
29:00Make your own kind of music
29:00Make your own way
29:01You're going to be a good one
29:02And you're going to be a good one
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