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00:30Merry Christmas!
00:33Merry Christmas!
00:34Merry Christmas!
00:36Is it though?
00:37Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:43Merry Christmas!
00:44Oh, I don't know who he was. Get your bum out here now.
00:47Go have it.
00:49I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:52It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:55So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:56Merry blah blah. Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:59Wow, salesperson of the year.
01:01Cheers.
01:02Hiya, Lord. Merry Christmas.
01:03Merry Christmas.
01:06Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:08We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:11Look at all those vegetables!
01:13I know!
01:14You're not wearing your present?
01:15Er, er, no, I will.
01:17Right, come on. Let the peeling commence after you, governor.
01:20What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:25Do we really want to know?
01:26He got me a cardi.
01:29Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:31And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:33Oh, God.
01:33Where have you got to go for that?
01:34Oh, I don't know. Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:37Where?
01:37Oh, God knows.
01:39Weatherfield?
01:40No, really.
01:41Merry Christmas.
01:54Too early?
01:55I like that you're so keen.
01:57Oh, Merry Christmas.
02:03Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:08Ho, ho, ho.
02:10We still on for yours later?
02:11Uh-huh.
02:12Right.
02:12It'll be late afternoon.
02:13Got a few guests here.
02:15Right, see you later.
02:18Hey!
02:19Merry Christmas.
02:20Good to you.
02:21I got a scooter.
02:22Yeah, sir.
02:23Yay!
02:23So that means that no-one's safe.
02:25Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:26Come on.
02:27Come on, be careful.
02:31Eh, question.
02:32How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:34I've spent enough on you.
02:35You're my little pony, thank you.
02:38Got another one, love.
02:39Yeah, go on then.
02:40Not for me.
02:41I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:42I'm going to pop after you.
02:43Where are you going?
02:46Robert, where are you going?
02:48Merry Christmas!
02:49Merry Christmas!
02:50So, do you like it?
03:08Yeah.
03:08Really?
03:10Of course.
03:12Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:15I love it.
03:16Thanks.
03:18Just them two.
03:19Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:21No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:34I know.
03:35Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:37I bought two lots.
03:38I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:39No, very clever.
03:40Hey, hey, happy Christmas!
03:46Yeah, what he said.
03:51Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:53Celebrating, were you?
03:55Only a bit.
03:57Sure.
04:00How are we?
04:03Disappointed.
04:04It was a bit, you know...
04:06It was massively out of order.
04:09And bonkers.
04:10Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:12Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:16Seriously.
04:17Sorry.
04:19What's happening at your grand's?
04:20Whenever we want.
04:21Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:22I'm getting dressed.
04:25Sherry?
04:32Computer, stop.
04:34Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:37Definitely not.
04:38Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:42Computer, stop.
04:51Oh, no.
04:57Now playing Gold.
05:00Computer, stop.
05:01Oh, I swear.
05:02Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:05Oh, I like this one.
05:16Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:21Spare me the sarcasm.
05:22Wow.
05:23Wow.
05:23What did you get for Christmas?
05:25Big box feisty?
05:26I made a mistake yesterday.
05:28When I binned you off.
05:30Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:33I may have overreacted slightly.
05:37Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:40Gives me an air of mystery.
05:41Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:45And it's nice.
05:47Just being here.
05:49Basking in your magnificence.
05:52And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:54You and I being mates.
05:55Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
06:00Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
06:02And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:08So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:14You'd better pour yourself a drink, then.
06:17What kind of host are you?
06:25How are you?
06:40Good, thanks.
06:45How are you, really?
06:49Not great.
06:50Come here.
06:55Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:05Noted.
07:07Where's the rest of you boys?
07:09Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:12And get this.
07:13Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound,
07:17who we met gaming.
07:18So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:20Do you want to drink?
07:22Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:23Oh, knock yourself out.
07:25Come out, Vanessa.
07:26Slow down, Moses.
07:27And put your helmet on.
07:31He should be wearing a helmet.
07:32You're a helmet.
07:33Get a drink and just shut up.
07:39Wow!
07:42Oh, sorry?
07:43Is there a speed limit?
07:45No, there isn't.
07:45You crack on.
07:48How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:51Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:55It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:57Oh, I don't know.
07:58A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
08:02Oh, cute.
08:04Merry Christmas!
08:05Merry Christmas!
08:06Merry Christmas!
08:08Cheers, aren't you?
08:09I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:10Oh, no, we're not.
08:12Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:13He's well excited.
08:14We don't mind, do we?
08:15No, we don't mind.
08:17Brilliant idea.
08:21Hey!
08:21Merry Christmas!
08:23Where's Eve?
08:23Upstairs with Harry.
08:25Do him what?
08:25I don't know, do I?
08:26Oh.
08:27Oh, you've got to own it.
08:28It's wonderful.
08:29Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:30Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:32Get some of these pigs.
08:33How many are we feeding?
08:43Has Robert come round to yours?
08:44No.
08:45Why did he say he was good at it?
08:46Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:48What, at all?
08:49What do you mean, at all?
08:50He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:51Don't get crappy.
08:52Look, I'm worried, Vic.
08:53So where is he now, then?
08:54I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
09:30Right, let's see who runs, ready?
09:50Oh, I won!
09:52Oh, sorry Liam.
09:53Right, come on here.
09:54Let's go sit down.
09:56Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:59Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
10:02I wouldn't worry about Robert Love.
10:05Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back firing guns.
10:09What?
10:10What is back?
10:12Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:14Where was this?
10:16At Butler's.
10:17The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:20Yeah, well they're probably right.
10:22Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:27Oh my goodness.
10:29Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:31I was just going to suggest it actually.
10:32No, hang on, hang on.
10:33Where are you even going to look?
10:34I don't know.
10:35We can't just sit here.
10:36Maybe you should call the police?
10:37And say what?
10:38That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?
10:41Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting the bullet in the ring.
10:46No Charles?
10:47He came earlier.
10:49Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:54Never gets any easier, does it?
10:56Tell me about it.
10:58Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
11:00I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
11:03You must miss them very much.
11:06It's been so long.
11:08Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:12But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:17There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:22Give him my best.
11:30What are you doing here?
11:33I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:38So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:44Looks like you've already started that.
11:48Congratulations, by the way.
11:50On your engagement.
11:53Thanks.
11:54I miss him.
12:07Yeah, same.
12:12I miss you.
12:15And you.
12:17Me?
12:19Ooh.
12:20Sorry.
12:21Christmas.
12:22And?
12:23What happens at Christmas?
12:25Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:29But we've already done that.
12:31So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:36What's that?
12:38We stand around awkwardly.
12:40Not so much.
12:41Then, at some point, preferably very soon, your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:47And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:53That might work.
12:56Let the awkward standing commence.
12:58Oh, yes.
12:59Let's get some rosy.
13:03Oops.
13:05Hey!
13:07I told you to wait for your dad.
13:11You OK?
13:13Have you been to Nate's grave?
13:15Yeah, I have been.
13:17Come here.
13:19Right, come on.
13:20Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:21You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:23I'm trying to put my feet up.
13:25Old.
13:27Yeah, so old.
13:28Can't even make it to the food.
13:30Come on.
13:32Has this got opened all the presents?
13:33No, not yet.
13:35Come on.
13:37Come on, Nadia.
13:39What have you got?
13:41Yeah!
13:43What have you got?
13:45Brilliant, thank you!
13:47Yeah.
13:48Pass this to you, brother.
13:55What have you got?
13:58Right.
14:00Hello!
14:02Hey!
14:03How are we all?
14:05How's me big man?
14:07Merry Christmas.
14:08Merry Christmas.
14:10Hello, Ken.
14:11Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:16Yeah, I get it.
14:18Merry Christmas.
14:20Did you get anything nice?
14:22I need to get back, too.
14:26And?
14:28How are you, mister?
14:30It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:33Not really.
14:35No, no, not really.
14:36No, come here.
14:37Anyway, what do you think she would want her to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:44Have a good time.
14:46What are we going to do, then?
14:47Have a good time!
14:49Nailed it!
14:50Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:54Control, Gary!
14:56Right, come on in.
14:58Brought you some company.
15:00Thanks.
15:02A lot.
15:04I really appreciate this.
15:06I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:10Oh, happy birthday.
15:12Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:14How much is too much?
15:16Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:19Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:21And you guys.
15:23Get on the, er, set E.
15:25Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:27Yeah, no worries.
15:28Has Billy got the kids?
15:29Yeah.
15:30Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:32Kim Tate's sat here.
15:34Well, I've got a box of them.
15:36I'll bring you one.
15:37Really?
15:38No, Sam.
15:40Oh, right.
15:41Jokes.
15:42Erm, drinks.
15:44Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:46Merry Christmas.
15:48Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:53Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:57I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
16:01Will this do?
16:02Oh.
16:04My absolute favourite.
16:12Merry Christmas.
16:14Greetings.
16:16Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:17Merry Christmas and all that.
16:19Where's your dad and the kids?
16:21Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:24Nobody ever wants to finish defiling him.
16:26Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for you two.
16:29I thought I heard an entrance.
16:30Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:31This do you?
16:32Erm, have you two met properly?
16:34Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:36So formally, I meant.
16:38Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:41Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:43Oh, really?
16:45No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:48Not been bigging me up, then?
16:50I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:53Oh.
16:55In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:58I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:05Excuse me.
17:07Wow!
17:08You've finished already.
17:09I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:12Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:14Well, you're going to have to do it without me,
17:15because we are going for a walk with Vinnie.
17:17Is this pre-planned, or is it an escape?
17:20Pre-planned, promise.
17:21But, er, I might see you later.
17:23It's all right.
17:24Sorry.
17:26Right, then.
17:27What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:31Business as usual.
17:32Business as usual.
17:33Er, can I just check?
17:36Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:40Because I want to make it very clear...
17:43...that I am.
17:44Oh, you beggar.
17:46Yeah, let's go in, then.
17:49Hey, Sam.
17:51What?
17:54What?
17:55Sure.
17:56Won't what?
17:58Drink from the welly.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:04This is getting weird.
18:06I'm uncomfortable.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:12Drink from the welly.
18:14Drink from the welly.
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:17Oh!
18:19Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:22Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:24Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:26Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences, but...
18:31...would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:33I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:35Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:37OK, I'll come with you.
18:38Can I choose some or not?
18:39Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable test.
18:43Is that a yes or a no?
18:44Come on, Sam.
18:47It's all right, I've...
18:48Nothing with dust on!
18:53I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:56Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
19:00But time to time, not all the time.
19:04Noted.
19:06You know, you're lucky.
19:08I know.
19:10And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:12I don't know about that.
19:13Yes, you do.
19:15He looks after me.
19:16Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:20Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:23What do you mean?
19:25Oh, like, say...
19:28...you still inheriting Home Farm?
19:37Have you forgotten how to count?
19:39I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:43Do you know who's in that?
19:44Nelson Mandela.
19:45Taylor Swift.
19:46Right, come on.
19:47Let's go look for him.
19:48Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:49No need.
19:50But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:52Finally!
19:54You knew I was nipping out?
19:56And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:58I've been calling you.
19:59What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
20:00It's been longer than that.
20:02Well, it must have been on silent.
20:03Sorry.
20:04We thought, you know...
20:05Kev had got you.
20:07Told us about it yesterday.
20:08What?
20:09No, no.
20:10Don't worry about that.
20:11Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:13Hello, hello!
20:14Hey!
20:15Best of greetings.
20:16Oh, hiya.
20:17Merry Christmas.
20:18I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:19Nana's tomorrow.
20:20Are we all right?
20:21Yes, don't worry.
20:22The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:25She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:26You wish.
20:27Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:29How come you're suddenly not worried any more?
20:32Because what's the point?
20:34It's Christmas.
20:36Relax.
20:55So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:18Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:25And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:33Do they?
21:38Supposed to catch it.
21:39Oh.
21:40Right.
21:44Now what?
21:46Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:50Hey!
21:51Hey!
21:52Hello!
21:55Nice fit, mate.
21:56A counterfeit.
21:58Thanks for these.
21:59They're great.
22:00You're welcome, babe.
22:01So, are you like our granddad?
22:04Now you two are married.
22:05Oh!
22:06Is that okay?
22:07Does it make a difference?
22:10Oh!
22:12Banger!
22:14Oh, there she goes!
22:15Yes, Kate!
22:16No, Kate!
22:17Kate, where are you going?
22:18Quite Christmas, you said.
22:19Right, come on, you.
22:20Let's go.
22:21Bring that with you.
22:22Okay, see you later.
22:23Take care.
22:24Bye!
22:25Bye!
22:26Bye!
22:27Bye!
22:28Bye!
22:29Bye!
22:30Bye!
22:31Bye!
22:32Bye!
22:33Bye!
22:34Bye!
22:35Bye!
22:36Bye!
22:37Bye!
22:38Bye!
22:39Bye!
22:40Bye!
22:41Oh!
22:42One of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:43Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:45I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:47At all?
22:48Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:50Er, but yeah.
22:52I've got a little something for you.
22:54Dylan!
22:55Are you a guest?
22:57Alright, everyone.
22:58Merry Christmas.
22:59You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
23:01Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
23:02How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:03Er, better for seeing this one.
23:04Well, it's been so long.
23:07You okay?
23:09Hello.
23:10Come here.
23:11I love you.
23:12Gonna be alright, aren't we?
23:13Yeah.
23:15Where's Eve?
23:16Er, with Chas. Where's your mum?
23:18She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:20Oh, she's blowing you out, has she?
23:22Yeah, that's it.
23:24At least you know who your parent is.
23:29Sorry.
23:46I've got a beer, wife.
23:47Is Christmas Day, I think?
23:48I've got a beer, wife.
23:49Is Christmas Day, I think?
23:50OK.
23:51Right, I'll make a book.
23:52Oh, this should be good.
23:53What the ladybird heard.
23:54No?
23:55What the ladybird heard next?
23:56Hmm.
23:57Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
23:58Oh, er, the Godfather.
23:59That's a book.
24:00Oh, this should be good.
24:01What the ladybird heard.
24:04No?
24:05Er, what the ladybird heard next?
24:06Hmm.
24:07Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:08Er, er, The Godfather.
24:09That's a book.
24:10No, no, no, no.
24:11We have to wait, right, for how many words first?
24:12Right, of course.
24:13The Lady Bird Herd! No? What, The Lady Bird Herd Next?
24:17Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:20The Godfather, that's a book.
24:22No, no, no, we have to wait for how many words first.
24:25Right, of course.
24:26All two, all four words.
24:28Four words, that's barely a headline.
24:30That's how many words are in the title.
24:33Oh, erm, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:35Well, if you start mumming, now I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:38No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:41You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York and had not a clue what was going on.
24:45Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:47Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:49Show him your bracelet.
24:50No, no, no, we're playing a game! We're playing a game!
24:54Ooh, fancy. What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency?
24:58Oh, nothing that lucrative.
25:00Lucrative enough?
25:01I had nothing better to spend my money on.
25:03Oh, thanks.
25:04No, no, I didn't.
25:05Oh, no, don't battle now! I'm really offended.
25:08Look, this is going to take all day. I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:11It's what I want to do to Nicola, sometimes.
25:14Sexy time.
25:15Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:17Oh, hang on, I know it. Tequila Mockingbird.
25:21Ooh!
25:22Ooh!
25:23You got it!
25:24You got it!
25:25You got it!
25:26Boy, new man, wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:28Mwah!
25:29Right, come and get another drink.
25:30And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:34Have you got a play?
25:35Is this too much?
25:36This is the best Christmas ever.
25:38Oh!
25:39I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:41Well, it makes me happy.
25:43Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:48Yeah?
25:49Yeah.
25:50Oh, yeah.
25:51I've got the pick.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Oh, decent, that one.
25:56Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:59Hey, hey.
26:00So, I've got you one more present.
26:02Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
26:05Go on.
26:06Mm-hm.
26:09Aye?
26:10Yeah.
26:11We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:14I mean, literally.
26:15I think we went through about four of them.
26:16I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:17And how did you manage that?
26:18Well, I used to...
26:19I found it very tense.
26:20I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:22Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:26I did not.
26:27Always.
26:28Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:30Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:32Yeah, I won every time.
26:34Ridiculously.
26:35So we're playing, then, or what?
26:36Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:37Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:39It's only two players.
26:40Look, we can team up, we can take turns.
26:44I just...
26:46I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:49and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:52Indulge your old dad.
26:54Fine.
26:55Yeah?
26:56We'll play at the table.
26:57So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:59There's pudding.
27:01Hello!
27:02Hello!
27:06Can you just help?
27:07Help Dylan.
27:08Yeah.
27:10One sec.
27:11Alright.
27:18Hello?
27:19I'm coming.
27:20Things are gonna be okay.
27:21Do you know that?
27:22Yeah, I do.
27:23It's me.
27:36Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:39Okay.
27:40Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:45It's a...
27:46Come on!
27:47Come on!
27:48Come on!
27:49Come on!
27:50Come on!
27:51Come on!
27:52Come on!
27:53Come on!
27:54Come on!
27:55Come on!
27:56Come on!
27:57Come on!
27:58Come on!
27:59Come on!
28:00Come on!
28:01Come on!
28:02Come on!
28:03Come on!
28:04Come on!
28:05What's she got?
28:06Baz what's she got?
28:07Baz!
28:09Yay!
28:10Yay!
28:11Yay!
28:12Yay!
28:13Yay!
28:14What a surprise.
28:15You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:17Do you want a soft drink?
28:18Ooh, I do.
28:19It's pretty good, that one.
28:20Ooh!
28:21I can't believe you love straws.
28:22I can't believe you love straws.
28:23Are they beat me?
28:24Wow.
28:25I don't know.
28:26Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:28Ooh!
28:29Ooh, yeah!
28:30No, we can't.
28:31I went and chucked them out.
28:32What?
28:33Why?
28:34Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:36It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:39I know a game I can play.
28:41Go on, then.
28:42Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:47Oh, nah.
28:49That's well boring.
28:50And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so.
28:52So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:55Go Truth.
28:56Ooh!
28:57Anyone want another drink?
28:59Mm!
29:00Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
29:01Or, I've got another one.
29:03Oh, this is a really good one.
29:04Never Have I Ever.
29:07Shall we play that?
29:08Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:10Never Have I Ever.
29:12Ooh!
29:13Ooh!
29:14Let's think.
29:15What shall I go with?
29:16Never Have I Ever.
29:17Come on!
29:18Never Have I Ever.
29:20Ripped anyone's head off their shelves, I suppose.
29:22Do you know what?
29:23The night is yet young.
29:24Come on!
29:25Never Have I Ever.
29:26Never have you ever been this trouble-related.
29:28Shut up!
29:29I'm sorry, my daughter's Hungry out.
29:32Oh my God!
29:34Ah!
29:44Right, well, come on then.
29:45Here are ya.
29:46My wife done this.
29:49I better have lost your time.
29:51Yeah.
29:52Wait that's right, not yet you haven't.
29:53Because...
29:54I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for a start.
29:57That's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position.
30:27You know, I know who you are.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Saved on introductions.
30:33Johnny Psycho, the murderer. Not true.
30:37Hmm.
30:39That kid wrapped himself up in that ball and jumped in the lake today, yeah?
30:42Show some respect.
30:44That kid had a name.
30:47Neat.
30:48And his death was an accident.
30:50Right.
30:51Well, that'll be why nobody hates you, then.
30:54Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:56Not very popular, are you?
31:10Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:14I let things slip.
31:16But now I'm going to make up for it.
31:19The storm's coming.
31:22Not literally, idiot.
31:28Rude.
31:32You caused a bitter one though, didn't you?
31:34What with your little siege.
31:36Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:38Sword.
31:39Very, er...
31:40Very visually arresting.
31:44Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:46I came this close.
31:48To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:52Just after I drugged you.
31:54And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:58No, I was so wrong about you.
32:00You're completely mentally stable.
32:02Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:05Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:07He knows where his future lies.
32:10But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:13Well this is your little squat, is it?
32:16I like what you've done with the place.
32:19Well, I see.
32:21Yours, it's, er...
32:22It's mine, now.
32:24Well, it suits you.
32:27Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:31Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:33I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:35Together, like we are meant to be.
32:38Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:42With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:44By anyone ever again.
32:47Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:50I'll tell you two.
32:51She'll know the truth.
32:53Jacob will know the truth.
32:54And also Mac will know the truth.
32:55And yeah, I know that's three.
32:56I've had a drink, sue me.
32:58Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
33:01Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:06Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:08No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:14She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:16It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:17I've got a sandwich.
33:18I mean it wasn't a game but we took it very seriously.
33:19Kindred spirits.
33:20Oh, cute.
33:21I am actually, yeah.
33:22Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:23She's that where you've been.
33:25Oh sorry, is this a private party?
33:28Yeah, yeah, I've got a sandwich, I've got a sandwich.
33:30It's a good thing that you've done.
33:31You've got a sandwich.
33:32I've got a sandwich.
33:38Kindred spirits.
33:39Oh, cute.
33:40I am actually, yeah.
33:41Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:43She's that where you've been.
33:46Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:56It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:58We didn't want to intrude.
33:59No, no, no, not at all.
34:01Is Mary not with you?
34:02No, she's a...
34:03She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:05Very keen and serious.
34:08We didn't lie to her.
34:10I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:12To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:14Has he?
34:15No.
34:16I got a card.
34:18Just said Kay.
34:20I know what he's done.
34:22But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:23Do you want a drink?
34:25Oh, I reckon Cloret could be trouble on bubbles.
34:28I'm not.
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:32I'll have a Shandy.
34:33No, just joking.
34:35Or am I?
34:38Cheers, everyone.
34:39Well, just hang on a sec.
34:41I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:49Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:52Oh, it's good.
34:52It's very good.
34:53Um, I just...
34:55I just wanted to say, this year's been a bit...
34:59Well, I mean, even my R standards, it's, er...
35:01It's been a weird one.
35:05It's been hard, mostly.
35:06And very hard.
35:10Sometimes.
35:13And scary.
35:16And...
35:17It's been sad.
35:19But it's also been...
35:24Amazing.
35:27And although you...
35:28Most of you are...
35:30A pain in the backside.
35:34Um...
35:34You're family.
35:36We're family.
35:38And...
35:39I'm glad we've got each other.
35:42So, you know...
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:46Merry Christmas.
35:47Merry Christmas.
35:47Merry Christmas.
35:50For family.
35:52Well, and you.
35:54Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:57No, she wants her baby so much.
36:00And this isn't that.
36:02You got pregnant by your husband.
36:05Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:09And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:13isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:15Charity, it's just...
36:16It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:20Do you know what else it is?
36:21None of my business.
36:23Bingo.
36:24So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:25Right now.
36:26I'm going to go home,
36:27and I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:30Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:32Merry Christmas.
36:51Merry Christmas.
36:52Merry Christmas.
36:53Merry Christmas.
36:54Merry Christmas.
36:55Right.
36:55Torch is on.
36:58Okay.
36:59Let's go see Grandad.
37:00Do you want it?
37:00We'll swap.
37:03Bye.
37:06Bit a bit quiet on the way over here.
37:10You been thinking about your mum?
37:12Always.
37:15I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:17Oh, yeah.
37:18I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:23Ka-ching.
37:23What are we doing?
37:30Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:33Yeah.
37:42What's this?
37:43This is a lot of hard work.
37:47So, are you up for it?
37:48Me?
37:49Why?
37:51Because this is your car.
37:53Merry Christmas, son.
37:55Is it actually mine?
37:57Well, I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:59Okay.
38:02Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
38:04because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:08Three years.
38:09What?
38:10Well, you know,
38:11until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:14So, are you up for it or what?
38:15Yeah, definitely.
38:16Definitely.
38:38Like I didn't exist.
38:54Like I didn't exist.
39:08Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:29Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:32Absolutely.
39:33110%.
39:34Oh, no.
39:35Don't be that person.
39:36What person?
39:38A butcher of percentages.
39:41Butcherer is not a word.
39:43Yes, it is.
39:44What's it mean, then?
39:46Someone who butchers.
39:49It's just a butcher.
39:51Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:52You've got the keys.
39:53Oh, you've got the keys.
39:54You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:57Oh.
39:59I think I might be a bit drunk.
40:01Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
40:03Do you think you're still asleep?
40:06Oh, yeah.
40:07You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:11Right.
40:13Hush!
40:18Where have you been?
40:20Out.
40:21Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:24Where'd you go?
40:25Went for a walk.
40:26Oh, right.
40:29Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:36So, not an easy day, then.
40:41Well, it's been fun.
40:43Where is everyone?
40:45Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:48Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:51and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:57We are alone.
41:00For once.
41:03Do you want to take advantage?
41:04Mm-hmm.
41:06And we're good.
41:08We're great.
41:11Come on, then.
41:12Hey!
41:33Glad tidings running off!
41:39Oh, I got your ball!
41:41Hold up!
41:41Yay!
41:42Yay!
41:42Oh, my God!
42:09That's better.
42:33Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:39I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:43Yeah, yeah. I'll go and check. I won't be sick.
43:09No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:27So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:402025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:45But 26...
43:47That is going to be the best year ever.
43:53Because you and me...
43:54We're going to be together.
43:56No matter what.
43:58No matter what...
43:59No matter what...
44:01No matter what...
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