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- 3 months ago
Nigel takes a trip down memory lane.
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00:00Are you going to stand there like a nun and you'll buy a girl a drink?
00:08I'm not stopping her. I just want a cab.
00:12And I want Bruce when he's naked with his boobs and he's dead.
00:16I expect he's cut after Christmas and all. Pity.
00:22Die hard.
00:24Yeah, I want.
00:25Oh, Trace, a pint, please, and a large G&T for me.
00:34Pity circle on the house. She's upstairs. I'll check, shall I?
00:43Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get that cab?
00:50I just need to get away.
00:52Oh, don't tell me. Christmas, arguments.
00:56Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:59Oh, if you need, I'll...
01:01I'll go and have a word with her.
01:08I could sling him out.
01:11Three pints of lager and his lips would open your eyes.
01:16Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:19Oh, dear.
01:19But he's here in spirit.
01:26Try to imagine
01:27The house that's snowed for me
01:32I'd be too worried, don't worry.
01:36Things aren't always as bad as they seem.
01:39That's where I'll be since you left me
01:43My tears could melt the snow
01:47What can I do without you?
01:51I've got no place, no place to go
01:54It'll be lonely
01:55It'll be lonely
01:56It'll be lonely
01:57It's Christmas
01:58Without you to hold
02:02It'll be lonely
02:04It's Christmas
02:06Lonely and cold
02:10It'll be cold
02:11Without you to hold
02:18It's Christmas
02:20Is Nigel coming back?
02:28Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
02:29It should be about five minutes, that's all
02:32Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:46It's Christmas
02:47What?
02:49You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eye back there
02:52Couldn't take her eyes at me when I was singing
02:54I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of me
02:59Okay, yeah
02:59Unless I sent the type of snake look I looked at to, isn't it?
03:06A python wouldn't fit in the basket
03:08Unless it was a pretty large basket
03:11Or a very small python
03:13You are missing the point, Nigel
03:16I am in
03:17It's in like Flynn, my friend
03:19It's just more like that
03:24I haven't had a sniff since my fuse
03:27It was a boy
03:27I've got that Sarah
03:29Please
03:30Me and her flesh is in a pan of love, old son
03:34Me and birds
03:35It's never seen someone again
03:37If I hadn't found someone, I'm sure you came too
03:41Yes
03:42And now he might actually be some kind of psycho
03:44And I wish I'd stayed single
03:46And it'd just be nice, you know, to
03:49To have someone special at this time of year
03:53Come in here with another laugh
03:56Talk about the year, the memories you've shared
03:59Something to buy a present for
04:02That kind of thing
04:05Anyway, what'd you buy the Debbie now?
04:12I don't know
04:13You're going to be in the doghouse again
04:14No, no, no, no, no
04:15I did get her a, like, a present
04:18And, um, wrapped it up
04:20And
04:20I gave it a fill in case I forgot
04:24So much
04:25What'd you give her that eight foot?
04:28Just my fruit
04:29My best fruit
04:30I think you were close to this psycho brother
04:33You're cheating kids
04:36Where are you going?
04:42Hey, stay here with me
04:44Hey, do us a favour, Nigel
04:51Give him a smoke
04:52His foot was out of the line when he took his phone
04:55Come on, admit it
04:56His foot was out of the line
04:57Hey, hey, come on
05:01Hey, look at you
05:03Lionel Flaming Blair
05:04Are we going to do a dance bit of death?
05:06No
05:06I'm going to take you down
05:07Nice
05:08Nice
05:09You learn those dance steps on the front ones?
05:11Hey
05:12Archie's teaching you how to tango
05:14What are you all about?
05:16Just stop, will you?
05:23Excuse personal, it
05:24What are you messing about?
05:28Are you okay?
05:31I just, um
05:32I just present I gave you for Debbie
05:36It's Bitty, you're right
05:49I don't believe in pharmacy
05:51And I don't think we would be randomly wandering around disemboweling people
05:56Right, well I'm going to go home and rent your presents
06:00So good luck, Troy
06:01It's nothing
06:10So I'm going to go and look for Lionel
06:13I'll stay here, yeah
06:15Just in case he comes
06:16Hey
06:17No, I'm not getting involved in the middle of your airbrake schemes
06:30You haven't got to do nothing
06:31All you've got to do is sit in the car
06:33Watch way loud up the turkeys
06:34Or we'll be in and out in ten months
06:36So you want me to get away, driver for a turkey host?
06:41Try yourself
06:42Well, we would, but we're six pints down
06:46Merry Christmas
06:47Merry Christmas
06:50Right now
06:50Now, dear, there's something I wouldn't mind
07:00If I'm wrapped up under the tree
07:01One of us should get a number
07:04From some other mug tips, hon
07:06Yeah
07:08One of us should
07:09To the victim
07:25The spoilers
07:26You won, brother
07:32Blending more fish in the sea
07:33You won
07:41What did you make out that you lost?
07:45Eight of soaps all night, I've had
07:46Plus I've just got mum's voice in the room
07:50Back in my head
07:51Never name
07:53A woman can come between you
07:54Your brothers
07:56Are you alright now, dear?
08:06So jumbled up in my brain
08:09Am I going match?
08:13I don't know how I'm going, bitch
08:15I think if I could just throw in Debbie's presents
08:20And think I'd be okay
08:21I think everything would make sense
08:24I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil
08:27You did
08:27I don't know if you're lying to me
08:30And what about I lie?
08:31I don't know
08:32Because you promised
08:34That you'd look after me
08:36Then I will
08:46To the end
08:49Well, if he does come in, just give us a call, yeah?
08:55Of course
08:56Jess
08:56Is it your film night tonight?
08:59Yeah, yeah
08:59It's a flaming film night tonight
09:01He's probably just near the side
09:05But I can't find him
09:07And you think I don't know when you're lying to me
09:09You're not going anywhere
09:12Until you tell me what's really going on
09:14She won't like it, you know
09:25I know
09:27Oh, there you go
09:29It's Iggy
09:29Runs the tight ship
09:31She don't approve of lock-ins
09:33What time is it?
09:37Does it matter?
09:40I don't know
09:40I just feel like I need to get back
09:44What do you think my mate hasn't?
09:46Said he did, but he lost it
09:48He did
09:49He did
09:50He missed it
09:52I think I didn't
09:53I must have made a mistake
09:54What was it?
09:56Nice pair of earrings?
09:57I don't know
10:01I just
10:02Know that it's gone
10:04You're always losing things these days
10:07Aren't you, Nigel?
10:09Forgetting things
10:10You become a burden
10:11No wonder Julie's tired of it all
10:14Julie?
10:17No
10:17Debbie
10:18It's always been Debbie
10:22Hasn't it?
10:24And now you've lost her
10:25But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel
10:30You can always find them again
10:33Fire
10:42Feels like fire
10:48I'm so in love with you
10:53Purge of soul
10:54Dreams are like angels
10:58They keep
11:00We don't believe in any of them
11:02We don't believe in any of them
11:02We don't believe in any of them
11:02We don't believe in any of them
11:03But that it's bad
11:03Love is bright
11:06Scaring
11:07Darkness away
11:10Yeah
11:10I'm so in love with you
11:17Purge of soul
11:19Make love
11:24Make love
11:24Your goal
11:26The power of love
11:34You don't know what you're talking about
11:36Most of the time he's fine
11:37You know
11:37He just
11:38Goes about his business like normal
11:40And when he does flare up
11:41I can
11:41I can handle him
11:42Yes
11:43You probably can
11:45But that don't mean you should
11:47Bill
11:49Come on
11:49You want to enjoy the best of him
11:51Don't you
11:51So why not let the professionals
11:54Do the difficult stuff
11:55I mean
11:57It's all the duties
11:58You want to bang up
11:59In the care room and all
12:00Oh come on
12:01We're not talking Bill Marsh here
12:02You know
12:03There are some really good ones out there
12:05Who's in the care room now
12:06You
12:07They just
12:07They just go down in quickly
12:08It doesn't have to be permanent
12:10Does he know
12:11I don't know
12:11Nothing
12:12I promised
12:13That was a card
12:14And that was exactly
12:16What I'm going to do
12:17I'm sure
12:17Are you sure
12:26You'll want to go out
12:27After tear-free
12:29Of all the trimmings
12:30It's not every day
12:31Getting guys around
12:32Someone's house
12:33On Christmas Day
12:35It's good of Carol
12:36To ask us
12:37Anyway
12:38We'll have fun
12:39Claire will be there
12:40And we did say
12:41She could see Janine
12:42Fine
12:43I'd have Christmas dinner
12:44With O.J. Simpson
12:45If it made you
12:46I want you to be happy too
12:50It's just a special present
12:55I mean I don't know
12:55I bought you something
12:57But I just kind of
12:59Seem to find it
13:00No it doesn't matter
13:01No but it was important
13:03It
13:03It was special
13:05It had meaning
13:07Something for you
13:09To look at
13:10And remember me by
13:12When I'm gone
13:14Gone?
13:18I'm not gone
13:19Where are you going?
13:20I don't know
13:20Look
13:24Why would I need
13:25Something to remember you by?
13:27You're here
13:28You're with me
13:29And I can look at that
13:31Lovely face
13:32Whenever I want to
13:33You know you're good enough
13:37For my life
13:38Can't you?
13:40You'll always be with me
13:41I want that to be true
13:55I just
13:58I don't think it is
14:00I don't think
14:01You'll always be with me
14:03You want to get rid of me?
14:08What?
14:09No it's alright
14:09You don't need to lie
14:10I know how hard
14:13It's been for you
14:14But I just
14:15I don't know
14:18What I thought
14:19I suppose I thought
14:23You loved me more than that
14:25Nigel
14:27Please
14:28Nigel please
14:30Nigel
14:33Hey
14:36Hey it's ok
14:38It's ok
14:39It's me
14:40I've got you
14:41I've got you
14:41Debbie
14:46It's ok
14:49I'm here
14:50You're going to be ok
14:52I'm sorry Alice
14:53It just matters
14:54It just doesn't matter to me
14:55It's important
14:58It means something
14:59Nigel sweetheart
15:00You really need to calm down
15:02Ok
15:02Then we're going to go home
15:04And then everything's going to be ok
15:06Home
15:08I know you were upset
15:10About what you thought you heard
15:11About the care home
15:12But no decisions been made yet
15:14All we were doing
15:15We were just talking through options
15:17I've let you down
15:18No you haven't let me down
15:19This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever
15:23Our first Christmas as husband and wife
15:26Nigel we've been married for over 20 years
15:29Oh my god
15:30Fuck
15:30I'm sorry
15:31I'm sorry
15:32He's sorry
15:32Sorry
15:33Sorry
15:34Sorry
15:34Just me
15:35It's a cruel
15:36It's me
15:37It's me
15:37It's me
15:37It's me
15:38It's me
15:38It's me
15:39It's me
15:40He's calm down
15:40Alright
15:41I calm down
15:41I don't want anyone to get hurt
15:43Put your stool down Nigel
15:45Put your stool down Nigel
15:46Move down mate
15:47Nice
15:48Get out
15:50Get out
15:51All right, all right, all right.
15:52Out!
15:53Okay, okay.
15:54Okay.
15:55Get out!
15:57Get out!
16:14He's gone with it, eh?
16:15He's seen us too back here.
16:17He does not.
16:18He's still in the morning.
16:19Me, he's forgotten he's not at us.
16:21I watched him before you came in.
16:26He was talking to us.
16:29He was dancing.
16:32I don't know where he was, but he wasn't here.
16:37He thought it was Debbie.
16:41He was talking about a present.
16:44He said it was really important, some present that he'd lost.
16:47I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me.
16:49I don't know.
16:49He, uh, he gave me this for safekeeping.
16:54I think in case he forgot which, looks like he did.
17:00Look, um, you stay or I'll have you a couple minutes.
17:04Where are you going?
17:05I'm going to go and see Alfie's got the keys in the barrel.
17:07I need to get in there before.
17:09I need to get in there before.
17:09Before he pops that door.
17:21I need to get over to think.
17:28Nigel's locked himself in.
17:29How do you get in?
17:31I think you answered your own question, babe.
17:35You think this is funny, eh?
17:47But it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:49I just worked hard on this, all right?
17:51You know?
17:52And you lot are just sitting there laughing.
17:53You think this is some sort of joke.
17:55It's like, I ain't a joke.
17:56I ain't a joke.
17:57That meant to be funny, Phil.
17:59Just get out of it, go on.
18:00All of you, get out.
18:01The show's over.
18:01The show's over.
18:04Get out!
18:05Now, what are you playing at, Phil?
18:12This is what I really are now, and everyone's enjoying it.
18:14I know.
18:14Just go.
18:15Go!
18:15What are you doing, son?
18:35Are you going to help with these turkeys, or what?
18:48You're the love of my life.
18:50A present.
18:52All I want for Christmas is you.
18:55She's going to kill you.
18:57If you don't find it, you're going to die sad and alone.
18:59You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
19:01Find that present.
19:03What flaming present?
19:04How many times have I got to tell you?
19:06Here you go.
19:10You don't look well, love.
19:12I think you need help.
19:15Don't worry.
19:17I'm here.
19:19I'll always be here.
19:31Come here.
19:32I'll always be here for you, sweetheart.
19:38Where am I?
19:41Nigel, you're in the Vic, mate.
19:43Everything's fine.
19:45Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:47No.
19:47All right, thanks.
19:48Just give us a minute.
19:50Yeah, of course.
19:50You're so beautiful, Debbie.
20:02I messed up.
20:04Didn't I?
20:05I hurt you.
20:05No.
20:06No, you didn't.
20:07No.
20:10No.
20:11You were found.
20:17There's a present.
20:19You were looking for.
20:22Sorry.
20:24There's nothing to worry about.
20:26Okay.
20:26There's nothing to worry about.
20:30That's lovely.
20:32For my beloved Julie
20:46Julie
20:52It's meant for you
20:56The present
20:57I remember now
20:59Remember me
21:26Remember us
21:28Always
21:31I'm always
21:37I'm really sorry
21:44That you heard
21:46What you heard
21:48Is me
21:50Talking about
21:52Killing
21:53And I'm so sorry
21:57It upset you so much
21:58But it was
22:01Never
22:02It was never
22:04Without you
22:05To me
22:06Do you understand
22:09You did
22:13You could
22:16We'll make it work
22:25We'll make it work
22:25We'll make it work
22:35No
22:43I'll
22:43I'll
22:43I'll
22:43Slow you down
22:44They'll
22:46Kill both of us
22:46You have to go
22:48You listen to me
22:51I've finished
22:52I'm gonna die
22:54No matter what
22:55I promise
22:57I promise not to waste
22:58I can't
22:59You have
23:00Things have changed
23:02You
23:04Are the best man
23:06A man could ever ask for
23:07Itplete
23:08I
23:09I
23:10Are the best man
23:11I
23:12Are thebo
23:12ями
23:13That DD
23:15That out
23:15I
23:16Tune
23:16Tune
23:17Tune
23:18Tune
23:22Tune
23:22Tule
23:23Tune
23:25Tune
23:26Tune
23:26Tune
23:28Tune
23:31Tune
23:33Tune
23:33All right, be careful.
23:40Come sit down.
23:45Nice fish.
23:49You pretty?
23:50Lovely.
23:56Carefully.
24:01You know, I love you.
24:03Is he, uh...
24:11You okay?
24:11Yeah, it's fine.
24:25I, uh...
24:27I think I owe you an apology.
24:31You know, when you first came here, I had a go at you because, uh...
24:37When he was burying your head in the sand, you couldn't see how bad it could get.
24:40But now, here we are.
24:44Here we are, and I'm the one who's burying the head in the sand, I see.
24:48You know what I'm saying?
24:52Talk to Kathy tonight, and she thinks at night you might get more out of us, you know.
24:59If, uh, if we're not doing all the donkey work, you know, we'd get more out of him.
25:06We'd get the best out of him, and he'd get the best out of us, you know.
25:08So maybe, you know, maybe it is time, you know, to, uh...
25:16To look at me, the car out of us, and just took one conversation with Kathy for you to change the way.
25:23No, it wasn't that.
25:25It was in, that film of us.
25:31It's like, uh...
25:34It's like he was trying to tell me something.
25:36Or maybe he won't, I don't know, just...
25:41But that's what I saw anyway, it was like he was talking to me.
25:47You know, I don't, I don't think he wants this.
25:51He never, he never wanted to be a burden, you know, and I think that's, that's what's stressing me now.
25:58So, uh, I'll talk to him, yeah?
26:03You know, I mean, I'm the...
26:06I'm the one that made him the promise.
26:09And I'll go be the one that's breaking it, so it's got to be me.
26:27I've got a couple of toasties, mate.
26:30I thought we were going to eat them outside, so that we can enjoy the hotel aside.
26:36Okay, thank you.
26:59Cheers.
27:19What's up?
27:21Sam and Cheese.
27:23My favorite.
27:25Still one.
27:26Still one.
27:29Do you remember what I said to you when it was started you wanted to leave and I said
27:43no I asked you to stay and I swore that I'd look up at the head and things don't have
27:55to be mad and all of that because you know you didn't make a promise only because I thought
28:00it was the best thing for you but now I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone
28:14anymore.
28:15I don't want to.
28:16I don't want to.
28:17I don't want to.
28:19Yeah.
28:20That's okay.
28:23We found out that road, you and me, and I left her.
28:36That's okay.
28:43Did you kill it? Make up your fill.