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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:02MUSIC CONTINUES
00:24Hello and welcome to the Two Johnny's Late Night Lock-In!
00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:29Do you know what? Do you know what?
00:31The thing I love most about this show
00:33is working with you, my best friend.
00:35We are so close, man.
00:36I would share my deepest and darkest secrets with you.
00:39There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:40You'd tell us your most embarrassing moment.
00:41Oh, in a heartbeat?
00:42You'd tell us the PIN code to your phone.
00:44Yeah, 6969.
00:47You'd let me see your internet history.
00:49Let's meet tonight's guest!
00:54Right.
00:56Forget about Nolan Lee.
00:57Tonight we've got our favourite Gallagher.
00:59Some might say he's a national treasure.
01:01Good one, lad.
01:02His pranks are going to live forever.
01:04He's half the world away.
01:06No, he's not.
01:07He's only at the bar.
01:08It's PJ Gallagher!
01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:11As for our next guest, his daddy is Mrs. Brown.
01:19Daddy?
01:20In the show?
01:21No, in the show he's Mrs. Brown's son's mate.
01:23But his dad is Mrs. Brown in real life?
01:26Yeah, yeah.
01:27So who plays Mrs. Brown in the show?
01:30His dad?
01:31Right.
01:32Should we just get on with the show?
01:33Which show?
01:34The show!
01:35Ladies and gentlemen, Danny O'Carroll!
01:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:45And we will also have stand-off for one of Ireland's brightest comedians.
01:48It's Anna Clifford!
01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:50And we'll have music from Fermanagh's finest heartthrobs.
01:59It's the Tumbling Paddy!
02:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:04Now, it's time to find out who's in the bar?
02:10We're in the bar!
02:12Who's in the bar?
02:13We're in the bar!
02:14We're in the bar!
02:15Right, where is Danny O'Carroll?
02:19He's down here, OK.
02:21He's in the bar!
02:22Danny, can you come down?
02:23I want to talk to this man.
02:24Please, you wouldn't let Danny O'Carroll, he's a big star.
02:26Let him in there, wouldn't you?
02:27Thanks, I'm going to get him down here.
02:28Now, Danny, I know we're going to have a proper chat with you later.
02:31OK.
02:32But at this point of the show, we normally ask the audience
02:34if they have a hidden talent.
02:36But I've heard that you have a hidden talent.
02:39I don't know if I can do that one.
02:40No!
02:41Do you want to see Danny's hidden talent?
02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:45OK.
02:46What is it?
02:47I don't know how I learned how to do this,
02:50but I can balance things on my nose and my face.
02:52I can balance pretty much, pretty much anything, I think.
02:56On your face.
02:57Yeah.
02:58That's show games.
02:59Now, now.
03:00And it all.
03:02I'm talking about pressure now.
03:04Come on, here.
03:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:11Are you ready?
03:12Get off the tree!
03:14One, two, three!
03:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:21Oh!
03:22Johnny, that can't be out anymore.
03:24Looking up for a second, right?
03:26What was that?
03:27Jesus, lads!
03:28What do you say that?
03:30Can you do that?
03:31I don't want to put you on the spot.
03:32I don't know!
03:33Let's see.
03:34Watch your record, lads.
03:35All right, here we go.
03:36Shhh!
03:37What am I bloody down here?
03:38LAUGHTER
03:39LAUGHTER
03:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:53APPLAUSE
03:54Come on, go on.
03:55Come on.
03:56Come on.
03:57Smacks!
03:58What do you reckon?
03:59Over to you.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01Oh, my God!
04:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:07It's not bad, lad, is it?
04:08Whoa!
04:09We should probably crack on with the show, should we?
04:10That's amazing.
04:11Yeah, sure.
04:13Right, lads, don't remember.
04:14Don't try this at home.
04:15It takes years of training and professionalism.
04:16Right.
04:17Are we ready to meet our first guest?
04:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:19Let's find out who it is.
04:22Over to Seamus the Sheep.
04:24OK, it's between PJ Gallagher,
04:28a lad from Banahar,
04:30or Excalibur.
04:32Right, let's find out who Seamus the Sheep has.
04:33It's going to be a different show
04:34if your man from Banahar's on, let's tell you.
04:36Seamus, get out of here.
04:37Get out of here.
04:38It's only PJ Gallagher!
04:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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04:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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04:53Oh, this is how we can.
04:54Yeah, it's done very well.
04:56PJ, welcome to the bar.
04:57How are you, man?
04:58Good, good.
04:59Thank you for having me.
05:00Good to see you, lads.
05:01We're big fans, man.
05:02We're delighted to have you here.
05:03Well, the more you look, the less impressive I get.
05:04So let's get into it.
05:05Let me disappoint you gradually, yeah?
05:06Come here, lad.
05:07You've done everything from stand-up, radio, television.
05:10Where did it all start?
05:12Um...
05:13I mean, it was kind of an accident, to be honest.
05:15I was working in a warehouse.
05:17Oh, it's over 30 years ago with Jason Bourne.
05:20Yeah.
05:21And Jason Bourne always wanted to be a stand-up.
05:22And honestly, I didn't even know what stand-up was at the time.
05:24It was one of them.
05:25I thought it was like a guy in a dicky boat telling mother-in-law jokes.
05:28And he wanted to do it, but he didn't really have the courage
05:31to just jump into it on his own.
05:33And I was on a bus one day and saw my name on a poster for a stand-up show.
05:36And I was like, what's happening?
05:38And he goes, yeah, you're doing a gig.
05:39Because I'm not doing a gig on my own.
05:40And that was kind of how it started.
05:41No way.
05:42I was like, no preparation or no nothing.
05:43I just got up and tried five minutes and did sketches with him.
05:46And yeah.
05:47That's his first gig, you'd never done before?
05:48Yeah.
05:49It obviously went well.
05:50It went all right.
05:51It went better than anything else I've ever done.
05:52Because I'm not a very skilled man.
05:56My hands are very ornamental.
05:57They don't really do much.
05:59So thankfully I could tell stories.
06:01I found out I could tell stories.
06:02And then that was it.
06:03That was stand-up and radio and everything after that.
06:05And like, with the stand-up, you haven't done it in a while.
06:07Would you go back to it?
06:08I mean, I hope not.
06:10Why?
06:12It's terrifying.
06:13Because I never got rid of the stage fright.
06:15I was always...
06:16I spent 20 years cacking myself.
06:1820 years.
06:19I was terrible for 20 years.
06:20You were really good.
06:21You were really successful.
06:22It didn't matter.
06:23I was shitting myself.
06:24It didn't matter.
06:25It didn't matter.
06:26I'm now on the radio and I like it.
06:28I really enjoy it.
06:29And I hope I'm good at that too, you know?
06:31And like, Naked Camera, you were the star of that show.
06:33And it has to be one of the best, one of the biggest shows that Ireland has ever produced.
06:36Like, what was it about going on filming on the streets of Ireland?
06:39Yeah, it was great.
06:40But it was a different world then.
06:42Doing hidden camera 20 years ago was different because nobody had a camera in their pocket.
06:46So, something weird happened and they didn't...
06:48Like, now something strange happens and people look for the camera straight away.
06:51Back then, something weird happened and they just thought, okay, I'm stuck with a dickhead.
06:54And that's alright.
06:55That was something to do.
06:56Do you have a favourite prank that you did in those shows?
07:00Uh, yeah.
07:01Honestly, the one that I liked the most was one that didn't work first.
07:06The man wouldn't sign the release.
07:07It wasn't even me.
07:08It was Patrick.
07:09I've told this story before, but he was...
07:11We went up to him in the zoo and says, you have to get out.
07:13You're after upsetting the gorilla.
07:15And he was there with his granddaughter.
07:17He's like, why is it happening?
07:18Yeah, yeah, you do...
07:19Yeah, the gorilla's crying.
07:20And he went, you and did the finger.
07:22And you gave...
07:23He's saying you're getting the finger and now he's crying.
07:25You have to get out.
07:26And he goes, I didn't do that.
07:27And we're like, you did.
07:28And he goes, that gorilla's a fucking liar.
07:31That was amazing.
07:32And we were like, oh, that's the best line ever.
07:35And then we told him it was a joke.
07:36And he just says, you're all shite.
07:38And we were like, oh, it's not.
07:39But remember Mike Murphy years ago, it was like that.
07:41And he goes, he was shy as well.
07:43So it was lost and never got it.
07:45No, he wouldn't let you put it on.
07:47No, he wouldn't let us put it on.
07:48Oh, my.
07:49We have a clip here where you managed to get George Hook into a taxi.
07:53Seatbelts beeping.
07:54Look, your seatbelts beeping.
07:55Put the bees on.
07:57Come on, hurry on.
07:58Seatbelts beeping, your seatbelts beeping.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Come on, turn right.
08:01Which right?
08:02Go right.
08:03But this car here's behind me.
08:04Go right.
08:05But that car here's behind me.
08:06Ah, for fuck's sake, go right.
08:08I'll go down this way.
08:09Oh, Jesus.
08:10Turn left.
08:11Okay.
08:12Left.
08:13Yeah, I'm going up to the left.
08:14Left.
08:15Oh, you didn't know you meant that one.
08:18Left.
08:19Left.
08:20Left.
08:21Left.
08:22Left.
08:23Left.
08:24Did you ever go left?
08:25He's losing it.
08:26Yeah.
08:27That's a long time ago, man.
08:28That's a very long time ago, yeah.
08:29He's brilliant, though.
08:30There's so much good stuff in it.
08:31Yeah, we did him dirty, though.
08:32We had him so wound up before he got into the car.
08:33Like, we told him he had to get to the radio station.
08:34There was a minister there and he'd lose his job.
08:35And that's what he keeps saying.
08:36I'm going to lose my job.
08:37But, yeah, yeah.
08:38So, yeah, we did him dirty, in fairness.
08:39He was good.
08:40You went from, like, late night TV to the early morning radio.
08:42As you mentioned, you host the morning glory with Jim McCabe on Nova.
08:43Yeah.
08:44I mean, I tuned in.
08:45You were talking about your underpants again.
08:46Can you tell us, to people, to anyone who hasn't heard about your underpants?
08:49This is a stupider story in the world.
08:50Obviously, I haven't been to the gym in years, right?
08:51I know.
08:52So, one of the last times I went to the gym I was cleaning up my gear in a rush, and there
08:56was a young lad next to me, and I picked up his underpants without knowing it.
08:57And took a short time.
08:58I'm not going to have a short time.
08:59I had a short time.
09:00And I think of him as a short time.
09:01I had a short time.
09:02I had a short time.
09:03I was in a short time.
09:04So, I was in a short time.
09:05I was in a short time.
09:06I was in a short time.
09:07I had a short time.
09:08I was in a short time.
09:09I was in a short time.
09:11And I was in a short time.
09:12Yeah, yeah.
09:13up my gear in a rush and there was a young lad next to me and i picked up his underpants without
09:17knowing it and took his shorts and i put them all in my bag and he was just staring at me and i was
09:21staring at him and i was nodding at him you know thinking what's he staring at and that's the same
09:26thought i was robbing his undercrackers right so i took his undercrackers and walked out of the gym
09:31and it wasn't until i got home i was oh that's why he was looking at me and so i went on the radio
09:36the next day to apologize and says i have your underpants if you want to claim them come to the
09:40radio station and i guess i'll give them back your underpants i washed them and all i still have them
09:44i've gone through multiple pairs of my old pants but i still have this has he claimed them never claimed
09:49this well look if you're at home and you're missing what color were the pj they were blue with like a
09:53pink band maybe that's why you didn't want them blue with a pink band if you're at home going do you know
09:58what they're they're my undergarments get in touch lads well i've been called the the the nicker nicker
10:03ever since then and people are texting in the show every single morning to say don't leave your pants
10:07say around him where do you keep them my pants i mean i keep them really really well they're in
10:13the pants drawer it's not they're in the pants pants i don't know why i thought they'd be like you know
10:20bright glass the only pair of underpants i ever stole and you're a busy man you're up early in the morning
10:27you've got uh two-year-old twins you must be wrecked i am yeah i can't i've actually six kids i've got one
10:33girl and uh five lads in the body of a demon that's what i have well you know like people
10:39say ah you wouldn't change it there's loads of change loads loads you change those it's tough
10:47like you know do you have to sleep when the twins sleep or how does it work they don't sleep
10:51they don't sleep it's been two years they don't see my missus from boston she's been saying just two
10:55more weeks baby and we're going to get some sleep for two years for two years to go just two more
11:00weeks this never happens so it's never it's never happening i love your impression of your wife
11:05there like you like you mentioned she she's from boston boston yeah and how do you get on with the
11:09american family they're great but it's like they're coming over now they're coming over on friday actually
11:14and it's kind of like three bill boars walk into your house because they're not american americans
11:19they're like you know what is wrong with this baby this baby won't shut up so it's kind of like
11:25it's funny you know like her dad said that once he was like there's something wrong with that baby i
11:29was like i know that i know we all know that we know you love your kids but we also read somewhere
11:35you once said that winning a motorbike race was the best day of your life surpassing the birth to your
11:40children oh yeah like not the best experience overall obviously uh but that was just yeah that was
11:48you know a lifetime ambition i never had an ambition to have kids i just ended up having kids
11:53i loved them they're amazing you know what i mean if they're watching this given the choice of the
11:58kids of the other that day now of course i take the kids now but like you know what i mean it was a
12:02surprise you know well it was a surprise i'm gonna get killed it definitely wasn't a surprise your love
12:11advice might have came from when you had to cycle to your christening when you were eight yeah it's a bit
12:15of a weird story isn't it uh yeah so i had to i was adopted and stuff so i suppose i was christened
12:21but i hadn't got i had a different name and we didn't know what the name is so then i had to be
12:24christened again okay uh and i was seven or eight or something and we were just going to go to the
12:29church and they had me dressed in this like it was like safari shorts i looked like an english hunter
12:34but only seven you know like like way back in the 1800s it was weird looking and then the
12:39auntie wanted to come and my dad says you cycle down we meet you there in the church
12:46and i didn't know what was happening it was the only like they didn't tell you what was going on
12:49i was like what are we doing i mean don't worry about it don't worry about it don't be thinking
12:54about that don't worry about i'll meet you down the church lock your bike up in the church so i had to
12:58cycle to my own christmas they were cycling after my auntie and me folks in the car yeah you didn't
13:04know what's going on and they were pouring water in my head and then my dad said it was for a sore
13:08throat it was blazing so he was doing the candles and it was like a twofold water deal that my parents
13:15got so yeah it was the strangest strangest day that's my family all over no one telling anyone what's
13:20going on i love that and do you also co-parent a dog i do yeah yeah i do i yeah yeah with me ex
13:28stella the staffy yeah it's the dog yeah yeah and it's i love that dog but it's like you know when
13:35you're when you're comparing the dog if you call up to the dog and you go out it's kind of like having
13:39an affair so the dog doesn't the dog's too much for the kids so the dog's never around the kids yeah
13:44you call up and then me and the dog we head off together and no one knows where we're going
13:49so i mean we go into the park together and sometimes we go into a bush and all
13:54and then i drop her home and i'm like see i love you
14:01i'll see you next time i love you see you next week and she's like yeah and we have food together
14:05and snacks and you know it's very romantic and then i see them the following week yeah although
14:10i'm 50 now so when i walk the dog it's actually amazing the dog is looking at me going why does
14:14this guy piss all the time i have to stop him more bushes than the dog the dog's like look at me
14:20going would you hurry up you know i mean seriously i can't wait all day we've got a very uh quick
14:29game we're going to play with you true or false it's a very short game it's only one question
14:33so true or false were you the only boy in an all-girls school true yeah yeah true why i don't
14:43know i didn't make up the rules not with me folks uh i think they just left it so long to put me into
14:50a school that there was no in our local area there was no places left right so they had to just get
14:56you have to go to school it's it's law yeah and eventually the only school that would take me was
15:00the was the girls school so i went in so i spent the first seven years of my school with all girls
15:06in my class and everything we have a picture of you here
15:18very very over drifts for a monday yeah yeah that was just when i wore to school
15:24i look like a little cult leader in that don't i it's like all these little miniature wives that i
15:29had that this little cult leader has yeah and that's that was my holy communion and everything
15:33you know what was it like day today what was sports day like uh no i loved it i absolutely love it
15:39i remember going to the but when i finally went to a boys school i was terrified i was like these things
15:44are mental like the energy levels i couldn't i was terrified of lads for a while i think that's why
15:50still my best friends are still women today well speaking of schools you were also played a principal in
15:55young offenders yeah yeah which are brilliant dad i don't know how i got on it i'm the only smelly
15:59dub in the whole game you know even though the crew does know what they're smelly doves it's great
16:04so yeah well look we can't wait to see it lads you all going to tune in to the new season young
16:08offenders now uh pj you're a dub of course and uh we're going to play a game of dubber culture if
16:23you'll join us uh danny yeah anna you'll join us as well yeah as you know how it is we've got a camera
16:28out in the streets of dublin and just by looking at people we have to guess if they are from dublin or
16:31are they a big cool sheet okay okay can we go to the man in the red oh yes the red jumper red jumper
16:38man cool g hello hello you sir don't say that and you're live on telly with the two johnnies nod your
16:46head if you want to play a game pj cool g cool she definitely why because you see the short jumper
16:54combo man the shumper he looks like he's gonna go home after this i've never seen that as soon as pj saw
17:12shoes okay audience what do you reckon it's a strong culture let's find out what's your name and
17:21where are you from uh name's james legey i'm from dublin
17:26cheers can we stop this man with the shopping bag yeah hello you sir at the peacock
17:43hello you're live on telly with the two johnnies nod your head if you want to play a game
17:46okay and he's got to be a dub is he's very yeah he's a hipster dub is he yeah stony batter yes
17:56hang on danny what do you reckon i'm going to call you on this one no he's wearing his hat too
18:00too uh he's not like a dog we're gonna angle it he's too straight on i think what do you reckon audience
18:09well lads do you know what let's find out after the break
18:16you know before the break we had our camera out in the streets of dublin and we want to know if
18:43this person was a dub or a cull she here he is lads it's that leather jacket woolly jumper combo
18:49that's throwing me what what do you reckon lads i'm saying dub all right man what's your name and
18:55where you're from i'm joe and i'm from dublin all right now it is time for some brilliant stand-up
19:05everybody put your hands together and go wild for anna clifford
19:19this is exciting i'm delighted to be here what a fun night my name's anna i'm a big fan of the two
19:36johnnies i'm a big fan of a lock-in so i cleared my calendar even though i am in my 30s now so i do
19:42more afternoon pints to be honest i know uh but we have this great rule in my family right and it's
19:48no drinking before 12 but once you finish primary school you can do what you want so
19:55that's a bit about me straight away it's off the tit and on the bottle
19:57and what else can i tell you about me i am from dublin born and raised
20:03up the doves there um and i have an irish da and an english mother
20:09i know i know i know and like this what what happened to me when i was younger right i actually
20:14spoke with an english accent i know even worse and that's not meant to happen right you're meant
20:19to take on the accent of your peers and your area so not only in the 90s did i have an english ma'am
20:24but i had no mates and up about the age of nine i just copied my mam's accent and then i changed it
20:30well i forced myself to change it because i was bullied i was teased quite badly actually you know
20:34it's quite nasty just because i sounded different to all the kids in school and that wasn't cool
20:38and i asked my man for some help i said mam what do i do and she just went oh just tell him to piss off
20:44an irish man i'll give him a dig i was like i'll try it i was about this height i walked straight
20:48that bully and i was like piss off dad
20:59and he never stopped he still calls me a prod but it's all love these days isn't it
21:03it's all love what else can i tell you about i am single at the minute um oh yes meet me at the bar
21:10afterwards uh but i think i think i know why i'm single now i think i figured it out i think it's
21:15because i like to think i can change a man yes the girls over here as well we love a little bit
21:21of a project don't we you know the way some men like to fix cars well i like to fix men i'll look
21:29for something on the verge of breaking down and i'll be like come here to me and then i'll spend two
21:35years under that thing making sure it's road worthy but modern dating is hard isn't it modern
21:41dating is hard it's hard to know the status of your relationship these days there's so many terms
21:45have you all heard of the term situationship yes i've been in far too many of those i remember i
21:51seeing a guy recently here turned around to me and he was like oh i wasn't aware we were actually
21:57a thing and i was living with him i kid you not i actually think this is the reason why we have so
22:05much emigration in ireland because men don't have the emotional capacity to break up you so just
22:10leave but i love to leave as well i love to leave i love ireland but i do love to leave as well i've
22:16lived in lots of different cities and when i moved to london for a little bit i was like i'm gonna start
22:20something new all right i'm gonna start something new that i would never try back home and i started
22:23a pole dancing class i know i know and i remember i was kind of embarrassed to tell people that i was
22:29doing that and then i told my mom and dad eventually and they're actually really proud of me
22:34yeah i said i'm doing pole lessons and they said it's great to get another language under your belt
22:39i think dancing is a good way to feel confident right if you're dancing with someone else that
22:43makes you feel in your body it makes you feel sexy a bit of rhythm because like growing up i did
22:48do a dance class and but it was irish dancing our national dance where i was taught to keep your arms in
22:56at all times actually imagine your arms have fallen off and then you do the slow little move like
23:03you're at the end of a very slow moving queue for the toilet and if the person who wanted to dance
23:10with you flirt with you or get anywhere close to you comes near you just kick him away you just boot
23:18move away get off me you idiot and i actually got stays with you from childhood i think that's the
23:24reason why i'm still single because i'm in the pub and someone might come towards me even at this age
23:30and i'm just like now in my defense i thought that was giving head until i was 21. we don't get
23:39thought ending right here do we and i did i thought i was going to meet someone by now because i'm in
23:46that era i'm in that era of people's life events so i thought you know like if i went to a wedding
23:50i might seem you know you don't last year i went to eight weddings six hens and four baby showers and
23:57i had 52 hangovers and that makes no sense i just drank every time i got added to a new whatsapp
24:02group i was like no i don't have a deposit for penis prosecco paint i want to own a house one day
24:08like i said i'm in that era of the stars and the hens and when i gig in dublin an awful lot i'm
24:13always walking through temple bar and i seen a stag party the other day right and they had the stag
24:18dressed up as a giant baby and i kind of fancied him and i know that's really weird but it's
24:24because he was wearing a nappy i was like there's a man i can finally change
24:46and you can make sure to check out anna cliffer comedy on social for her upcoming tour information
24:50lads now now ladies and gentlemen it's time for the greatest quiz of all time it's the parish
25:01every week we invite together on we test their local knowledge and they represent their parish
25:06in the parish quiz and our first parish is from bacon in county mayo and representing them is dean
25:12mcgarry dino how are you i have to say first things first dean you're looking very sharp lad look at
25:19that that let's give a round of applause he's wearing a suit
25:25do you wear a suit all the time dean sorry do you wear the suit everywhere you go um no not
25:29really i wouldn't wear it to the pub now okay you're in the pub dino yeah yeah no i work in a
25:36suit shop you're working a suit shop okay what's the suit shop uh eddie murphy menswear oh eddie murphy
25:41menswear yeah i was given a slogan to say but i can't remember whatever written down here
25:45go come on is that okay um shop at the best or the best get dressed where you'll find clothes for
25:52those with more taste than money open till 10 pm tuesday wednesday
25:55he's always selling he's always selling now apart from um you know selling suits and stuff like
26:06that i also heard your lifeguard your qualified lifeguard yeah technically yeah but i can't swim
26:13right so you're a lifeguard you can't swim you're aware of what lifeguards do yeah
26:18how how did you qualify um i did a class in school with about 20 other people and i was the only one
26:24that failed and they felt bad so they passed me in two minutes i'll tell you one dean dean if i'm
26:30ever in the river please please just offer me a suit instead or something okay i'd much rather the
26:35suit uh let's can you give a big round of applause for dean for making
26:38our second parish from the county of louth representing drumming it's mary taff how are you mary
26:55mary what's the crack what's going on in drumming oh sure there's an awful lot going on in
26:59where can i start like i don't know uh what are you up to yourself oh doing a bit of milk and
27:05doing a bit of nursing a bit of milk and a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of milk yeah the two
27:10ends of it you know are you a nurse trying i'm in my i only dropped out once and i didn't drop out
27:19this past two years so i'm doing well now should get on to dean's teacher he'll definitely pass it
27:23and who are you looking or who are you looking for who are you looking for
27:33pat callan he's a fella up the road for me so right milking there nearly five years so
27:39and what about the old crack now and drumming there's many pubs there's only a pub and a road
27:43really but like it it's unreal is it wild oh serious especially like there's a band like yourselves
27:49that's at the fuzzy burgers they're class they're unbelievable they're unbelievable and you've
27:55been dancing the whole line oh what wouldn't you do honest to god mary taffy everybody
28:06okay okay here we go we're kicking off we're going to county mayo to bacon here's your question
28:12hello dean this is jerry carney singer songwriter and your neighbor in 2010 i wrote a song called paddy
28:26which went to number six in the charts can you tell me what the second d in the course stands for
28:33okay um is he a good neighbor first of all yeah he'd be sound no
28:37i know that is he sound enough did you listen to his music oh i listen to paddy yeah i think i know
28:42it um p is for powerful when put to the test uh a is for always doing your best d is for doing if
28:49it can be done and d is for drinking when working was done
28:51let's find out if you're right dean and the answer is d is for drinking when working was done
29:08okay mary taff are you ready ready let's go to tremaine for your question
29:12hey mary it's the fuzzy buggers here in the village saloon you've seen us play here many times
29:23which one of us likes to play the drums on every surface in the bar
29:30is it paul is it me or is it brendan
29:34who plays the drums in your local band paul me or brendan
29:38i'm gonna have to go paul you're going for paul okay let's go back to the fuzzy buggers and find out
29:50and the answer is
30:00just like evice just just like they're almost as handsome as evice all right okay we're heading
30:06back to bacon here's your next question
30:11hi dean colin ronan here from ronan's bar and bacon uh one of these guys behind me won
30:16the tony carony cup earlier this year could you tell me which one of them it was
30:24incredible that neither of them blink
30:28which one of them won the tony carony cup dean
30:31oh i'm terrible at pool myself so i don't really go down that much but i think it's
30:35shane on the right shane on the right yeah
30:39okay well let's find out if it is shane
30:45and the answer is shane clyder
30:47all right mary taff are you ready yeah let's go back to lout
31:04well mary it's robbie and ifa here where you have a quick question for you who's the last man to get
31:10sent off for the senior lads football team
31:15okay who's the last man to get sent off for the senior footballers i could tell you the last lady
31:19anyway she's on the screen there
31:23what did she do oh jesus i couldn't tell you that i should kill me i'd be i'd be the next victim if i told
31:29you and i think i was at ep that weekend and they're all about it is it niall gregory okay let's go
31:38back to edrim in and find out the answer is niall gregory
31:42we can't select my sisters here behind us so that's that's a sister that's a sister my dad's dead
31:55very proud a good day for the parish we're all square lads at the end of the parish cruise which
32:01means we must must go to a tie break question okay um right lee lee come down here this is this is lee
32:09from the tumbling paddies okay and what i want you to do is i want you to guess what age
32:14is lee we're going to start with you dean and bacon closest wins i think lee is 29.
32:22kidding dean dean is saying 29. mary taff i'm gonna say 31.
32:36i don't know what he's talking about lee lee lee lee lee what age is here 27.
32:40oh
32:41i'll give it up for lee from the golden paddies which means
32:48i'll tell you what it means it means lee's going for the botox i'd say
32:52it means that dean is the winner this week
33:04right you know we have two envelopes in one of these is an all expenses paid trip to las vegas
33:12all right in the other one is a free game of pool in your local bar
33:19choose wisely which envelope are you going for oh i really want to go to vegas
33:24best of luck this is las vegas okay yeah it's a few right dean can you reveal what is in the envelope
33:32i hope it's vegas for you dean fingers are crossed what have you won i won around the pool
33:36yeah
33:40and give it up for dean and mary taff
33:46nick widows will be chatting to daniel apparently they'll also have music from these beautiful
33:50lads the tumble and paddy's behind me lads there'll be loads more cracking games don't go anywhere
34:05we sleep all day we drink all night we're all wasting our time we refuse to hide
34:13we're going out to the hotline
34:19welcome back to the two johnnies late night lock-in now who's ready to meet another guest
34:29well let's head over to seamus the sheep to find out what he's got for us so is it going to be danny
34:34from greece daniel carl or danny dyer who's it going to be come on seamus get off my face sheep you
34:41mark you mark get off danny dyer of course it can only be one person it's daniel carl
34:59danny how are you man i'm good i'm so nervous i've been warned that a hundred times don't move the
35:03stool how would i do they're expecting you to swallow it or put it on your head or something
35:09let's do it uh yeah let's just get stuck in then yeah just get stuck in uh you're part of one of the
35:14biggest tv shows ireland's ever exported it's unbelievable what's that i didn't hear you what
35:18you say one of the biggest uh so we want to know how did you get the job
35:27you know what i didn't have the job at first i had to work basically backstage on the shows from
35:32when i was 16 so i didn't get on stage until i was 18. wow dad always said uh i had to do lights
35:38sound uh stage management build the sets um and i was until i knew everybody's job yeah i wasn't now
35:44going on stage because dad always said that you have to know what everybody does to make you look good
35:49so so when they're all going for points afterwards you're you're taking the set down putting drugs
35:54i'm not doing it now though
35:55oh is buster like you um he's not fair off he is uh he's a career criminal
36:07the worst of the of the worst he is the type of character that when i break into a book he's
36:11and lose 50 quid he's uh but he's a lovable rogue yeah everybody loves himself but like what you've
36:19done as a family is amazing you're kind of the sopranos of the irish comedy scene lots of force
36:26do you all always get on are there ever times off screen you're murdering each other well we're not
36:30the fucking waltons but
36:43no uh yeah listen we are we really do get on and then film in in front of a live audience like yeah
36:48have you ever got the giggles oh it's like oh yeah there's one time oh jeez i think about it now it
36:55makes me full and we're in the olympia um playing to a full house and i remember all the irish team
37:01were in this far big i think it was before the euros or something and they were all over in camp
37:05over here before they went away and they took up all the boxes in the olympia and i'm like
37:09football mad looking at the boys in the box going oh my god there's robbie keen he's looking at me
37:14he's going to hear me doing my joke here and second half opened it's only myself and paddy who plays
37:19dearman yeah on the stage we have this little thing we do on stage and paddy's paddy's a bollocks
37:27if i do something slightly different and it could be anything to like a raised eyebrow
37:31if i just look at him completely different he starts smiling he starts getting the giggles and when
37:36he starts getting the giggles i'm like oh don't do this to me and i start getting the giggles
37:40he couldn't get his lines out so i tried to cut then i couldn't get my lines out
37:43and going back up with him asking for help he's going no hang on paddy please and we just got
37:49the fit together and the audience were just sitting there looking at us going what the
37:52fuck's going on i never wanted to crawl off a stage as quick in my life i thought mrs brown's voice
37:58has got a real alternative no one just laughs for 10 minutes it happens it is what happens
38:03brilliant you like you're well used to being around famous people as well i mean did you have famous
38:08people called around the gaff when you were young uh i never had uh yeah maybe i don't know yeah
38:14maybe remember walking dad's going for me never told me who it was uh walking in getting a coffee
38:20and next minute bruce willis sits down wow wearing a baseball cap nobody has a clue what's going on
38:27i'm sitting there going looking at everybody going bruce willis right here nobody had a clue
38:33he's just wearing a baseball cap and he was just genuine and he was such a nice guy that's unreal
38:37yeah it was just yeah so yeah i've had things like that happen john claude van damme rang the
38:41house phone one time what about by accident or he no i thought it was i thought it was someone
38:48acting the bollocks did you answer the phone yeah i answered hello can i speak to brendan please i was
38:53like yeah uh who's it he's a john claude van damme i was like nah
39:02went up and caught me dad i was like dad someone on the phone and he's going to come down the stairs
39:06and who's that and i said some guy saying john claude van damme he's like all right and dad had a
39:10clue john claude van damme is i was like blood sparring like man yeah yeah so picked up the phone
39:15he's going yeah yeah yeah who are you right right yeah yeah yeah he wanted to talk about writing a
39:21script for a movie and uh he hung up the phone i was like so who was it he was like john claude van
39:26damme is like no it wasn't that dad you know you don't have no idea who that is he's going no i'm
39:33the clue i was like it's like the biggest like i have to show you blood sport blood spot right now put
39:38it on pick the phone back of john john it's just over that he doesn't care he just like that's just
39:45dad and you yourself almost had a career as a pop star i did audition for a boy band for louis
39:52walsh yeah how'd it go yeah not great it was in the pod in dublin remember the pod yeah so they
40:00call my name up and i'm starting to sing i can show you the world from aladdin all right good song
40:09i don't know and you know what i started to away i started i went i'm in trouble
40:16so afterwards anyway louis kept going to me coming to get you i'm gonna put you in a band i'm gonna
40:22put you in a band i was like yeah yeah okay cool i'm getting all brilliant after that audition took
40:27me outside he says maybe not this band but but i'm definitely working on something i was like all
40:31right brilliant oh thank god i thought i really messed that up he's like yeah yeah no we get you in
40:35something i really want to do something when you're going brilliant he said now we have to get something
40:38done with them ears what we have to get something done with them ears yeah and i was like i was looking
40:45going oh i'm only 16 yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah sure so i went home and i was saying to me
40:52ma and he said i have to get something done with my ears i was thinking my mom would say like cheeky
40:56bastard yeah yeah yeah my man turned around and says do you want to get something done with them
41:02i was like what the fuck is wrong with my ears
41:06that was my experience of boy band and what happened
41:12i decided to get me ears done that's amazing yeah you also took part in soccer
41:18every time i see this i'm so envious so soccer is it's football legends and celebrities like and it's
41:23for charity but uh the main thing how do i get on well you have to be a soccer legend or a big
41:28celebrity do you want roberto carlos's number you can ask him yeah so we have a photo of you and your
41:33buddy here roberto roberto carlos yeah roberto took a shine to me it was so weird like he doesn't
41:40speak a word of english so your mates but he knew my name yeah so maybe he'd tap me on the show like
41:48danny danny danny danny danny i'd be like roberto i'm talking so danny donna so yeah and he kept
41:55going i only smoked and he was the only one that smoked as well so he's like after the fourth day
42:00i'm going roberto you're going to start buying your own fucking cigarettes it's costing me a fortune
42:07but yeah he was he's a great guy he's like watching him play foot like even now watching
42:11play football yeah he chose to warm up with me before the game i'm like please just leave me alone
42:16he's still smoking but he did things in the warm-up bro i was just going i was it was it was
42:23like jaw dropping like he was solo a ball obviously he's got an amazing left foot and out of nowhere
42:29he hits the ball straight up and i mean the upper here going oh he's not getting that no it doesn't
42:35even take a touch immediately straight up bang straight up again and he did like eight times in a
42:39row straight play straight down to the field and then he passed me the ball and i was going
42:45past the air counter
42:49pj would you fancy the bit of soccer in me yeah i definitely don't fancy standing next to roberto
42:55carlos not only is he a more talented man he's an awful lot better looking i look like when someone
43:01drew a face in the balloon i can't stand this like it's amazing to be hanging around who's on your
43:08team was you saying both there yeah yeah every year both the three years i played in that year is he
43:12good yeah he's all right i beat him in the race over how many yards what kind of a god i'm not kidding
43:19you know it was around and hurting he's great at running straight put a bend in there you've done
43:25him come on daddy
43:35you're wearing the gps when you're doing all your trainings you're training all week with the team
43:39and uh before it's after the first day i could have went home that was me i was delighted they
43:43hung up the results of the gps one day before and on top of it was daniel carl sprints behind it
43:49bolt as well take it home and he didn't like me taking it he was like what are you taking that for
43:55i was like good luck you get that in my bag so i still have it in the house so i take it
44:02out showing the kids every now and again uh well apart from that you've got a new show coming out
44:07shedates yeah so we'll start filming is it about sheds or what is it it's about um i don't know if you
44:13all know about uh man sheds that are popping up all over the country yeah men's shed yeah yeah got a photo
44:18here yeah that's the that's the man shed that we have we look forward to seeing that on the tv in
44:23december brilliant brilliant well that's we look forward to seeing the two of danny the very best
44:30of luck with that give it up for danny o'carr
44:36danny are you up for a game of double kooljee double kooljee
44:40double kooljee we are double kooljee right let's head back to the streets of dublin
44:48lads let's have one more rattle of double kooljee
44:50pj up for is that a mullet i see get in on him straight away this lumberjack straight away you
44:55sir cactus jack hello sir don't say that you're live on telly with the two johnnies nod your head
45:05if you're up for playing a game i'll tell you what i'll eat my shoes if he's not from the country
45:16he looks rustic now can we see the footwear yeah yeah
45:23pj them runners are very clean yeah runners have shown me to be honest yeah i was hoping for some
45:29brown brogues but i didn't call them yeah i know it's not there all right lads audience what do you
45:33reckon dub or kooljee
45:36anna clifford what do you reckon kooljee this time maybe you're thinking kooljee i'm going to be honest
45:40lads i'm thinking the same let's find out what's your name where are you from my name is dan and i'm
45:45from dublin
45:47i'll tell you this game never ceases to amazing i know everyone there's a man in a very fancy blue
46:00jacket here with the shorts and the black bag yes yes here we go hello sir you're live on telly with
46:09the two johnnies nod your head if you want to play a game okay okay you know he looks like he's been
46:14skiing
46:17anna what do you reckon dub or kooljee i think dub
46:22yeah kooljee's taking those sunglasses off
46:25what do you reckon why i think dub yeah why i think the jacket he got that
46:32go back down to the shopping bag back down to the shopping bag please if we can
46:36american football
46:40wait a second that's real throwing me off now pj
46:44oh this is tough yeah i'm gonna say dub i'm gonna say dub
46:49no way he's not irish he's not irish he's not irish he's not irish
46:54new cat new category foreigner
47:01let's find out what's your name where are you from
47:03my name is max and obviously i'm a dub
47:16put your hands together big thanks to everybody on the streets
47:19unfortunately unfortunately that's all we have time for lads a big thank you to all our guests
47:29the danny o'carol pj gallagher and anna clifford
47:32and these guys have been waiting patiently all night lads they're about to blow the roof off this
47:41place you've been warned put your hands together it's the tumbling paddies
47:54you're all
48:07you might have thought that i was mean but i
48:09but i didn't mean it that way
48:11you're all that matters
48:13i knew all along
48:15my whole world would shatter
48:18i hope this love stays strong
48:20cause you're all that matters
48:25you're all that matters to me
48:34i know you know the score cause i can't say it anymore
49:04you're all that matters
49:17my whole world would shatter
49:19i hope this love stays strong
49:21cause you're all that matters
49:23matters to me
49:27matters to love
49:48oh
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