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00:00Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:02So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:04These simple lines be good for your health
00:06And keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:08Live my life like I just don't care
00:10Five thousand leaders never scared
00:12Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:16Get up, you still appear from my death
00:18Get up, throw your hands in the hole
00:20Get up, and shit
00:22Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:26Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:28Finish wrapping the presents, sit back on the couch
00:36Then realise you forgot to buy batteries
00:38It's Christmas Eve and it's time for the last leg
00:42Tonight on the show
00:44We look at a prediction of Christmas future
00:46Look back on Christmas past
00:48And take a sneaky look at our Christmas presents
00:52Plus we'll be joined by presenter Alison Hammond
00:54Comedian Harry Hill and music legend Rick Astley
00:56On the show that's always a Christmas die hard
01:08G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg
01:12The show that wonders if King Charles' speech
01:14Is going to get one less viewer this year
01:16With fears always of the pride of Huddersfield
01:18Alex Brooker and the man who turned on the Christmas lights
01:20In Exeter this year but only in his own house
01:22Josh Whittacombe
01:30Happy Christmas Eve everybody
01:32Every year we dress up there's something ridiculous for Christmas
01:34I of course am Tom Hanks from the Polar Express
01:38There you go
01:40Thank you
01:42It's not bad
01:44You're such a fan of the film that you've called the character Tom Hanks
01:46Oh
01:48You look like you're about to strip
01:52That is a different type of Polar Express
01:56I went with Polar Express because it's my favourite Tom Hanks film
02:00Yeah
02:02Actually it's my second favourite but Philadelphia didn't feel appropriate
02:04Josh
02:06Merry Christmas
02:08Josh would you like to explain who you're dressed as?
02:10Oh I didn't get the memo I didn't know it was fancy dress
02:12No I've come as
02:14I'll stand up for this
02:16I've come as Francis Rossi from the Band Aid video
02:22I'm not saying I've run out of ideas
02:26I look like Michael Portillo
02:28You look like someone who's been caught at Heathrow trying to smuggle in illegal reptiles
02:32I'm not saying I've run out of ideas
02:34I look like Michael Portillo
02:36I am
02:38You look like someone who's been caught at Heathrow trying to smuggle in illegal reptiles
02:40Well, I've certainly got a snake in these tight trousers, I don't know.
02:47Hey!
02:49Um, Alex, do you want to explain what's going on there?
02:52Yeah, I'm Tim Allen, in the Santa Claus.
02:55Santa's just fallen off my roof and I've just put the jacket on, so...
02:58Yeah, and also, I'll tell you what, it's comfy in it.
03:01I'll tell you what, your snake will be all right in these pyjama bottoms, mate, honestly.
03:04This is the comfiest I've ever been.
03:06I'm not going to say you've not gone too much effort,
03:08but compared to the two of us...
03:09Wearing, literally, slippers, pyjamas and just you put on a Santa...
03:14Yeah, I know.
03:15I think these are comfy slippers.
03:17I can only feel the one, but I think...
03:20Um, all right, the big story, of course, is Christmas!
03:25And it's the story Alex has been most excited about all year.
03:28So let's start with this.
03:29Is it OK that Alex interrupted a last leg meeting this year
03:32to have his Christmas tree delivered?
03:35OK, is it OK he did that in October?
03:39Well, here's another is it OK for you.
03:43Is it OK that it's a 13-foot tree?
03:47That is... I know, that's 12 more feet than Alex has.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:54Let's see, here's a photo of it arriving.
03:56LAUGHTER
03:57Just so you know, Alex took the tree out,
03:59and then once that was done,
04:00Alex's wife put all her belongings in there and there.
04:03LAUGHTER
04:05Here's the photo of the tree once it was up and running.
04:09Dude, it's so...
04:10What the fuck is that now?
04:11It looks like, you know those North Korean marches
04:14where they have the missiles?
04:16LAUGHTER
04:17Honestly, it's so big that's an actual star on top of it.
04:21LAUGHTER
04:22Is it a real tree? It's not a real tree.
04:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
04:25No, so even your Christmas tree's prosthetic.
04:27LAUGHTER
04:29APPLAUSE
04:31And, look, knowing how much you love Christmas,
04:36I would imagine the ads you get on your phone
04:39are different to the ads I get on my phone.
04:41Oh, mate, I mean, the algorithm on Instagram...
04:43Mm.
04:44I start getting loads of these, like, Christmas...
04:46like, leery Christmas suits and outfits.
04:49Right.
04:50Maybe because I was talking about Christmas jumpers.
04:52That's all my algorithm, it's just Christmas suits.
04:54Yeah, we've got some of the garish images Alex has been getting.
04:57Check these out.
04:58The thing with it is, you two complain a lot, you know,
05:00about your disabilities, but that guy in the suit,
05:03he hasn't got a head.
05:05LAUGHTER
05:07It looks like...
05:09I'd say that's far away.
05:11At the Paralympics, you're in the toughest category.
05:14LAUGHTER
05:15Yeah, especially if it's a dead heat in the sprinting.
05:18LAUGHTER
05:21The suit, I love the suit.
05:23It looks like the kind of suit Santa would wear to court.
05:26LAUGHTER
05:27You know what I mean?
05:28Like, if Santa turned up in the Epstein files.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31Oh, no, Santa's not...
05:32Obviously, Santa's not in the Epstein files.
05:34Obviously.
05:35Cos we all know Santa makes the list and checks it twice.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:40I reckon...
05:41Pausing for an edit...
05:42LAUGHTER
05:44I think nothing says Christmas Eve more than Philadelphia
05:55and the Epstein files.
05:57LAUGHTER
05:58I reckon if you can encapsulate Alex's algorithm into one image,
06:02it would be this.
06:03Declan Rice, dressed as Santa, drinking a frosé with Big John.
06:06LAUGHTER
06:07That is...
06:08That's Alex's...
06:09I'm assuming that's your default setting when you blank out
06:11during a meeting.
06:12LAUGHTER
06:13Is it true you want a dash cam for Christmas?
06:15Yeah, I do.
06:16Yeah, I genuinely do.
06:17I've got banged...
06:18So, I've got banged into, um, dash cam footage.
06:21That's the other thing my algorithm is jumping up.
06:22What do you mean?
06:23So, like, I've got really into, like, watching these videos
06:26of, like, just people having near misses.
06:28But the one I've been getting into most
06:30is a geezer called Big Jobber, who basically...
06:33Wait, what, what, what, what?
06:34His name's Big Jobber and basically what he does is...
06:36I'm going to say it, Hilsie,
06:37when Brooker searched Big Jobber,
06:38he wasn't looking for a dash cam footage.
06:40LAUGHTER
06:42He...
06:44He assesses, like, the insurance library,
06:47who's at fault for the crash,
06:48based on the dash cam footage.
06:50Are you OK?
06:51I think I'm having, like,
06:53the most boring midlife crisis of all time.
06:57But I really want a dash cam.
06:59We've got a very special treat for Alex tonight.
07:01So, we've been following Santa on his radar tonight.
07:03Oh, OK.
07:04So, we're going to check in to see where he is right now.
07:06Have a look at this on the map.
07:07He...
07:08Now, that seems to be Huddersfield,
07:10which is where you live, Alex.
07:12Yeah.
07:13He seems to be stuck there.
07:14Um, let's go to Santa's dash cam,
07:16or as he calls it, dasher cam,
07:18to see what's happening.
07:24Gosh!
07:25What arsehole put up a 12 foot three?
07:28I hope they don't breathalise me.
07:30I've had 83 million sherries.
07:32Here's your froze machine, you prick.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:40Now, one AI generator reimagined Santa over the decades,
07:44showing how, and this is a quote,
07:46beloved figures can evolve alongside society's progress.
07:49Here is its revealing timeline of Santas.
07:52Let's go through them one by one.
07:54Here's 1960s Santa.
07:55Textbook.
07:56Classic.
07:57Classic Santa.
07:58Coca-Cola Santa.
07:59No issue with that, yeah.
08:00Yep.
08:011970s Santa.
08:02Ooh.
08:03I've...
08:04I'm not letting my kids sit on his knee.
08:07LAUGHTER
08:09Let's look at 1980s Santa.
08:11Wow.
08:12He's been lifting his sack, eh?
08:14No wonder Mummy was kissing Santa Claus.
08:17Look at that guy.
08:18I mean, that'll leave her Saint Nicholas.
08:21LAUGHTER
08:23LAUGHTER
08:24All right, let's...
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27Just having to just go,
08:28Oh, dear!
08:29LAUGHTER
08:31That, for me, do you know what?
08:32I'm not...
08:33It's gonna...
08:34It's ruined Christmas.
08:35LAUGHTER
08:36And that's a guy who was fine with the Epstein joke.
08:37LAUGHTER
08:38Uh, 2010s Santa?
08:39Couldn't give a shit, could I?
08:40No.
08:41LAUGHTER
08:422030s?
08:43Well, I tell you what,
08:44JK Rowling's not gonna be happy from 2030s.
08:45LAUGHTER
08:46LAUGHTER
08:47Oh, dear.
08:48Oh, dear.
08:49That, for me,
08:50do you know what,
08:51I'm not...
08:52It's gonna...
08:53It's ruined Christmas.
08:54LAUGHTER
08:55And that's a guy who was fine with the Epstein joke.
08:56LAUGHTER
09:01Look, there's one in the audience!
09:06LAUGHTER
09:07How did that happen?
09:09LAUGHTER
09:14Mate!
09:15It's the one fucking night you were!
09:17LAUGHTER
09:19I'm not so sure about 2050s Santa.
09:21I mean, no...
09:22I mean, he looks like he's gonna shoot the Naughty Boys again.
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26And look, as Santa faces an AI future,
09:28so does the art of gift-giving.
09:29Because surveys have found
09:30that a lot of people are using generative AI
09:32for present ideas.
09:33I love the idea that tomorrow
09:35there's gonna be men everywhere
09:37blaming AI for misjudged gives
09:39for their other halves.
09:40LAUGHTER
09:41It's just going...
09:42I mean...
09:43Jack GPT just said anal beads,
09:44I don't even know why!
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Like, the technology's just not...
09:49It's just not right.
09:50By the way, love, do us a favour,
09:51can you quickly ring your mum
09:52and tell her not to open her?
09:53LAUGHTER
09:54LAUGHTER
09:55So, we've decided to use AI tonight
10:00to choose our presents for each other.
10:02And to deliver them,
10:03would you please welcome
10:04all the way from the future...
10:05Robot Santa!
10:07Ah!
10:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:22I mean, the technology in the future's amazing,
10:24isn't it?
10:25I tell you what,
10:26the robot's improved more than the trolley,
10:28hasn't it, in the future?
10:29LAUGHTER
10:30It's not often I get to say this about other people, but you do walk a bit funny, don't you?
10:42Can the robot do the Vs towards Alex?
10:48Alright, so we started by asking AI the question, what is a good Christmas present for Alex Brooker?
10:52Now, once we explain who Alex Brooker was
10:54It suggested a personalised Arsenal jersey. Yes, please. Could you please bring the presents over?
11:08Do you know what? Yeah, RADA is fucking good, isn't it?
11:20Four years of debt for this
11:24Thank you very much. Do you think that's yours?
11:26It's good to have Daniel Day-Lewis back in the game, isn't it?
11:30Oh, wow. Unbelievable. No, back a bit, there we go.
11:34Oh, there we go. Thank you. Thank you, Robot Santa.
11:41They said, do you know what? When they said Greg Wallace would never be back on TV...
11:44LAUGHTER
11:56So I started out by asking AI what to get for Alex. Yes.
12:00And it said, a personalised Arsenal jersey. Am I allowed to open it?
12:03You are allowed to open it. Oh, wow.
12:05So we've got you an Arsenal jersey and on the back we've got the picture of you, uh,
12:10with Declan Rice and Big John drinking the Frosé.
12:12Oh, yes, please. Merry Christmas.
12:18I love this robot. He did a little, he did a little happy dance when it was good.
12:22So when I asked...
12:26How is the robot funnier than all of us?
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29This is the future, Josh.
12:30LAUGHTER
12:32So when I asked AI what to get Josh, it said, uh, something that balances his sober lifestyle,
12:39his love of home, his writing work and his comedic vibe.
12:42Oh, that's genuinely nice.
12:44It said, a premium tea gift set and notebook combo with a personal note.
12:50So it's an AI wrote the note. This is a personal note.
12:53For when you fancy putting the catalogue... I genuinely like this.
12:57For when you fancy putting the catalogue and jamming down those five-minute observations.
13:02LAUGHTER
13:03This is the great thing. It also added, uh, Josh is an observational comedian
13:08who focuses on the minutiae of everyday life rather than big topical issues.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:15I think anyone who's seen me trying to walk around the news on this show would agree with that.
13:19LAUGHTER
13:21And so what did, what did AI suggest for me?
13:23Well, AI, they got, so basically they said, something that was tied to your interest in
13:28disability awareness and sport but more importantly, a high quality item that acknowledges that part
13:33of his life but not in a pitying way. They wanted us to give you something empowering.
13:38Not in a pitying way. No, so we didn't want to get you any sort of, any sort of present that would
13:42kind of sound, um, pitying at all. OK. So we've got you, uh, a book. You have got me a book.
13:48Which is called, um, The Little Disabled Engine That Could.
13:51LAUGHTER
13:57Thank you so much, boys. I can add that to my collection along with C-Spot Limp.
14:00LAUGHTER
14:02And, oh, the places you'll park. LAUGHTER
14:05And can we also have, uh, a big thank you to, uh, Robot Santa!
14:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:11Uh, now, Christmas telly is also changing. There's a reality series on Hallmark this year
14:19called Finding Mr Christmas. Uh, the TV show focuses on ten aspiring actors who compete for
14:25the chance to be the next leading man in a Hallmark Christmas film. Here is the cheesy trailer for
14:31the wholesome reality series.
14:33Boy, do I have an early holiday gift for you. We are back for season two with an all-new group of
14:39hunks and festive face-offs. Check out this sneak peek. It's a huge house. I'm down to stay here for a
14:45while. What's up, guys? What's up, fellas? What's up, Angel?
14:48Dude, it's so epic. Dude, we got the trust circle going on already.
14:55I don't trust that trust circle.
14:57LAUGHTER
14:59Have you seen Finding Mr Easter? It's a bit bleaker because the winner gets nailed to a cross.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:11Now, throughout the show...
15:14Oh, are you...
15:15LAUGHTER
15:16Sorry, it's status quo too edgy for you.
15:18It's... Obviously, you're just... Everything you say with that ponytail.
15:23LAUGHTER
15:25Now, throughout the show, this Finding Mr Christmas...
15:27Did you just get a cut away of my fucking pony?
15:29LAUGHTER
15:31We've never used that camera angle in 15 years!
15:34LAUGHTER
15:36That's not one of our angles!
15:37LAUGHTER
15:38Where's that? I don't even know where that camera is!
15:41LAUGHTER
15:42Throughout Finding Mr Christmas, the actors had to complete a series of challenges, including gift wrapping,
15:47untangling Christmas lights and acting in a scene, but we think they missed a trick.
15:52Because we've got our own Mr Christmas here, Alex Brooker.
15:55I don't know why they didn't cast him, right?
15:57100%, mate.
15:58Yep.
15:59So, throughout the show tonight, we're going to set Alex a series of Christmassy tasks,
16:02and he's going to do the first one now.
16:04We need you to head over there, please, Alex.
16:06OK, I didn't... Oh, all right.
16:07Are you ready? Are you ready?
16:08APPLAUSE
16:13It's based on this festive challenge.
16:16LAUGHTER
16:18Remember, guys, presentation is important, but your personality and star quality are always on Santa's radar.
16:25Ooh!
16:26So give us your best runway walks and slay!
16:29Yeah!
16:31Wait, you're up first.
16:33Ooh!
16:34Ooh!
16:35Ooh!
16:36Ooh!
16:37Ooh!
16:38Ooh!
16:39Ooh!
16:40OK, hello!
16:41Melissa, I don't want you to get too close to this fire.
16:43Sugar melts.
16:44Ooh!
16:45Ooh!
16:46Ooh!
16:47Wow!
16:48Ooh!
16:52So, it's time for Alex to take on the Mr Christmas catwalk challenge.
16:57Alex, I want some strut with a Goodwill to All Men vibe.
17:01CHEERING
17:19Uh, genuinely, by the way, don't get too close to me, cos I think this is flammable as fuck.
17:24LAUGHTER
17:26Alex, you're through to the next round!
17:28All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
17:36They're Bake Off royalty, which means much like real royalty,
17:39they're both inbred.
17:40Please welcome Alison Hammond and comedian Harry Hill.
17:43Yay!
17:53Hello.
17:56Hello.
17:58I don't believe you, Francis Rossi and Tim Allen
18:06and Bernard Cribbins from the Railway Tour.
18:10I thought it.
18:13Now, Alison, you have already received the best gift of all
18:16a few weeks ago when Prince Harry lip-synced
18:19to one of your exchanges from Bake Off.
18:22I thought I was dreaming when I saw that.
18:23So here's the perfectly timed clip with Stephen Colbert.
18:26If you were treated like a king for the day,
18:29what would you want me to do for you?
18:31Um, Beck for me, probably.
18:33You'd want me to do what?
18:35Beck.
18:36Beck.
18:36Beck.
18:38Beck.
18:38Beck.
18:39B-A-K.
18:40Beck.
18:41Beck.
18:42Oh, Beck!
18:43What a weird moment.
18:51Amazing.
18:52I mean, so I was like, oh, my God.
18:54Me and Prince Harry are connected now.
18:57You're totally like that.
18:58You know what I mean?
18:58We're tied.
18:59Yeah.
18:59I mean, how can I be humble now?
19:00Do you know what I mean?
19:01Does it make me kind of like royalty now?
19:05Like, am I a princess?
19:06Am I?
19:07Yeah, but it does appear that Prince Harry
19:10has got a lot of time on his hands now.
19:12LAUGHTER
19:13LAUGHTER
19:15Harry, what are your Christmas traditions?
19:25Um, well, we always, what we do with the TV,
19:29when we have the Christmas lunch,
19:31and then we have, we've got one of those TVs
19:34that you can bring round, you know, it comes,
19:36you can angle it round.
19:37It's on the wall, but you can angle it round.
19:39Yeah.
19:39And so we bring it round so that it's across the other side
19:42of the table, and then we have the king's speech
19:44on there, so it's like he's joining us.
19:48LAUGHTER
19:48For dinner!
19:51What's that?
19:52Yeah.
19:52It has been a tough year for a lot of people.
19:55LAUGHTER
19:56And look, we talked about Alex's 13-foot tree
20:00in his garden.
20:01Anything special in your garden this Christmas?
20:03Oh, well, we've got robins, actually.
20:06Ooh!
20:06Yeah, I know.
20:08We put up a nesting box last year,
20:11and we've got some, actually,
20:13some baby robins in there now.
20:15Aww.
20:15Yeah, and I've actually got a camera.
20:17You know, one of those little tiny cameras?
20:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
20:19Yeah.
20:20It's got a bird watch.
20:21Yeah, with, like, a live feed.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Um, could we see that, or...?
20:25We have got it.
20:26Yes, yes, we can.
20:27Yes, we can.
20:27Let's see the live feed of your...
20:28There's a little robin in there this morning.
20:29Oh, that's so lovely.
20:30But, um...
20:32LAUGHTER
20:33LAUGHTER
20:34LAUGHTER
20:36LAUGHTER
20:37LAUGHTER
20:38What the fuck?
20:38LAUGHTER
20:39LAUGHTER
20:40Oh...
20:41LAUGHTER
20:43Oh, that's really upsetting.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:46LAUGHTER
20:46Talk about a live feed.
20:48Me!
20:48LAUGHTER
20:49LAUGHTER
20:50LAUGHTER
20:51All right, we'll have more last week for you after the break
20:54as we chat to Rick Astley and find out
20:55which one of our guests had a crush on him as a teenager.
20:58See you in a little bit.
20:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:01APPLAUSE
21:02Welcome back to Last Leg.
21:19We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Gill.
21:22Uh, Alex is starting to change like Tim Allen in, uh, in...
21:28I'm not.
21:29Are you not?
21:29Just the same as what I did?
21:30No, I'm not, mate.
21:30I don't think that's how you looked in the last part.
21:33That's particularly the same, mate.
21:34OK.
21:35Changing the tall.
21:36All right, Josh, do you want to explain what's going on with you?
21:38I'm going through the Band-Aid video.
21:40LAUGHTER
21:41I, er, I didn't know Hanson were in Band-Aid.
21:44LAUGHTER
21:45Handsome?
21:47LAUGHTER
21:48I can't hear much, by the way.
21:50LAUGHTER
21:52I'm getting some Band-Aid, look at that.
21:54LAUGHTER
21:55Amazing, bang on.
21:56I can't hear anything.
21:58LAUGHTER
21:59I'm getting Gail Tilsley off-coller.
22:01LAUGHTER
22:02Anyone else doing that?
22:05APPLAUSE
22:07I'm getting...
22:08I'm getting Gail Tilsley and Paul Hollywood.
22:10LAUGHTER
22:11And, obviously, I'm now Tom Hanks as Woody from Toy Story.
22:16Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.
22:17Because the final scene of Toy Story is when they all become friends at Christmas.
22:21Yes.
22:22Time now to welcome another guest to the Last League Christmas celebration.
22:24He's a soul singer whose songs may be the one thing your family doesn't fight over this Christmas.
22:29Please welcome Rick Astley.
22:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:32Welcome to the party, Rick.
22:34What are your Christmas traditions?
22:35Um, eating and drinking, I think, pretty much.
22:36Yes.
22:37My wife is Danish and we have quite a lot of Scandinavian tradition in our Christmas.
22:38Bacon?
22:39Uh, yeah, a lot of bacon, actually.
22:41Um, yeah, yeah.
22:42But also...
22:43Um, they celebrate on the eve, on the 24th.
22:47Yes.
22:48So we've got into that habit over the years of doing that.
22:49So...
22:50Well, I'm very sorry.
22:51...that you're here tonight on Christmas Eve.
22:52I know.
22:53Well, the clapping.
22:54I'm not.
22:55I'm not.
22:56I'm not.
22:57I'm not.
22:58I'm not.
22:59I'm not.
23:00I'm not.
23:01I'm not.
23:02I'm not.
23:03I'm not.
23:04I'm not.
23:05I'm not.
23:06Very awesome.
23:07I'm not.
23:08Yeah, a lot of bacon, actually.
23:09Um, yeah, yeah.
23:10But also, um, they celebrate on the eve, on the 24th.
23:13Yes.
23:14So we've got into that habit over the years of doing that, so...
23:16Well, I'm very sorry that you're here tonight on Christmas Eve.
23:18I know.
23:19Exactly.
23:20I'm...
23:21Exactly.
23:22I'm straight back there after this.
23:23LAUGHTER
23:24And, um, if there's anything left, I'll be, er, you know, lovely.
23:26LAUGHTER
23:27Um, no, so to be honest, tomorrow is a bit like our boxing day, to be honest.
23:31Right.
23:32We'll have a bit more chill and, you know, so...
23:34Yep.
23:35asked AI to suggest a present for you. I can't wait. Okay. It said maybe a rare
23:43vinyl copy of something like the Smiths because you did a show of Smith songs at
23:47Glastonbury. Indeed I did. I saw it. Which yet you saw it and one of our team was there and captured the joy Josh felt as he
23:53watched you perform. This is genuine footage.
24:05What am I? One of the best hours of my life. And watching that video, this is going to blow your mind. That was after I stopped drinking.
24:25Harry, you share Rick's love of Morrissey's music. His music? Yeah, not so much.
24:33LAUGHTER
24:37Don't talk about that, do we? You performed as Morrissey?
24:41I did Morrissey in stars in their eyes. I remember it.
24:45We have a dazzling clip of the enthusiastic performance from the turn of the millennium.
24:49Morrissey!
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27:23As long as Harry's sat between
27:28Clarify your story you used to fancy Rick Astley. No, then you then you met him and now
27:37Obviously I've still got fees, but there is like, you know
27:53Obviously I was a lot younger than I am now and obviously I still got the same feelings
28:13I'm gonna say it. There's a chance. You're gonna be Rick rolled
28:23Very night that his wife is celebrating Christmas. Well, she's not here
28:35Just out of interest Rick where can Allison see you perform next year?
28:40Um here there and everywhere we're on tour in April. We are we yes
28:44We're all
28:49So, um, yes, we can't wait
28:54And now Harry you and Allison both host different versions of Bake Off, but you have brought your own showstopper to the show tonight
29:04Well, I just think you know people forget
29:08What Christmas is really about yeah, and what they concentrate on is the food, you know, it's all about the food
29:14So what I've done is I've done a my own a
29:19savoury
29:20nativity
29:26Which I've made myself and what just trying to get the message of Christmas through
29:37Jommie Jommie could talk you through it. Yeah, these are frazzles on the roof of the
29:43Yeah, yeah
29:45That's it's a pom bear
29:47As the angel Gabriel
29:50And then we have the the three kings here which I I made from pepper armies because there's
29:56They're spicy a bit more exotic
29:59You've got the two sausages hit Joseph and Mary obviously Joseph is a bit taller than Mary
30:05Yeah
30:07And then you've got the the star of the show the baby Jesus
30:11Which is a pig in blanket and there's the I?
30:16Don't mean that in a sort of negative, you know, you know
30:20Don't any trouble
30:23You've got the manger made out of chip sticks. They're nice and then you know the you got the halo there
30:27So that's just something that perhaps people could you know make their own tradition now
30:34The savoury nativity would you like to if you got it in kit form you like you sell it in a kit. Could you it's about 12 quid?
30:43Slight problem with this to secure the sausages you do have to use some screws
30:49We're gonna have more last leg for you after the break as Alex performs a Hallmark Christmas scene
30:56We've written just for tonight, but right now Rick Astley is gonna perform his first Christmas hit of the night before he does though
31:04We've talked a lot about Alex's love of Christmas
31:06But Lib Dem leader Ed Davey revealed in an interview this year that he listens to Christmas tunes all year round
31:12How do we feel about that is that all right?
31:14But isn't his birthday on Christmas Day? That's the reason isn't it?
31:18He's birthday's on Christmas Day one of the reasons why it means a lot to him. Yes, because otherwise it'd just be fucking weird
31:37Well, he's gonna make the next bit awkward Rick is gonna play us into the break, but who better to introduce him than the leader of the Lib Dems
31:48Head Davey
31:51Hi guys, it's head Davey here. Merry Christmas to you all. It's true
31:56I like listening to Christmas music all year round
31:59The reason is my daughter and I love winding up her mum and it's on my iPhone and we play it in the car all the time
32:07I'm never gonna give up Christmas
32:10So here's Rick Astley
32:12Sleigh bells ring
32:23Are you listening?
32:25In the lane
32:26Snow is glistening
32:28A beautiful sight
32:31We're happy tonight
32:33Walking in a winter wonderland
32:36Get her on
32:38We'll conspire
32:40As we dream
32:42By the fire
32:44To face unafraid
32:46The plans that we've made
32:48Walking in a winter wonderland
32:50Come on, let's go
32:52Let's go
32:55You're talking, let's go
32:56Let's go
32:57Sae
32:59So
33:01Let's go
33:03Tar earthly
33:04East
33:05And
33:06initiate
33:08We'll come
33:09Come on
33:10Get
33:10With
33:11Feel
33:12We'll —
33:13Feel
33:14Falls
33:15We'll —
33:16Core
33:17All
33:18Enter
33:19A
33:20Sky
33:21Welcome back to Last Leg, we're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill.
33:35Alex, you're definitely changing.
33:36I feel a little bit more Christmassy at the moment.
33:39Do you?
33:40I'm feeling it a little bit different at the moment, but...
33:43You're definitely progressing.
33:44No, I haven't.
33:46OK, Josh, would you like to explain who you are now?
33:50No, I'm from the Band-Aid video.
33:52Yeah.
33:53So I'm Sarah Dallin from Bananarama, of course.
34:00Look at these jeans, they're fucking brilliant.
34:06It ain't what I do, it's the way that I do it, we've always said it.
34:09And obviously I'm Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump,
34:12because he famously said life is like a box of chocolates
34:15and the main time you get chocolates is at Christmas.
34:18You still look a bit like you're going to strip.
34:23Yeah, Forrest Hump.
34:26And now, throughout the show, we've been putting Alex through his paces
34:28to see how he'd fare on the US reality series Finding Mr Christmas.
34:32The winner of the first series, by the way, earned a leading role
34:35in a holiday movie about the owner of a Seattle dog shelter
34:39who falls for a meticulous web page editor,
34:42the movie was called Happy Howlidays.
34:46I love it.
34:47See what you did there.
34:48I see what they did there.
34:49I love it.
34:50All right, I'm going to send everyone, if you could all go over
34:51and get ready for the next challenge for Alex, please.
34:53Hi.
34:54Over in that corner of the studio.
34:56So, Alex's final challenge tonight is to test out his acting chops
35:00in a scene we've written as the ultimate hallmark Christmas movie.
35:04Lights.
35:05Camera.
35:06Christmas.
35:07Help.
35:08Help.
35:09I need an emergency appointment.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:11It's Alison Hammond, the big city TV presenter.
35:12That's right.
35:13I've become so career focused.
35:14I've lost touch with what's important in life.
35:15I'm single and I'm home for the holidays.
35:17And?
35:18And I've hit a dog.
35:37Oh, my God.
35:39What happened?
35:42.
35:49I
35:53Tell you what happened it's quite difficult to talk so it's really tight on the jaw at least do a dog voice
36:11I was just saying there by the side of the road looking my own balls
36:14And she came around the corner like a lunatic and hurt me. Yeah, but he's such a cute. I've really fallen for him
36:22Is there anyone here who can treat him? I can't let him die. I'm the presenter of for the love of dogs
36:29Of course miss Hammond. Do you know what the hot vet will see you now? Oh, but I'm next
36:34I'm sorry. Mr. Hill. You're your cat's gonna have to wait. It's not the cat. I'm worried about it. It's the Robbins
36:44I
36:49I'm afraid miss Hammond is next but I'm on the telly. I know but not as much as Allison. No one's on the telly as much as
36:58The hot vet will see you now
37:05Somebody order a dreamboat
37:07Are you the hot bet? Yes, I'm sweating buckets. Do you know how hard it is to operate with these little hands?
37:14You look like a man who could really heal my heart. I mean dog. What kind of dog is it?
37:19I don't know one of those really little whiny ones by the looks of it
37:26Tell you what why don't you come back to our charming little cottage and have Christmas with me and my children
37:32They've been missing a mother figure in their life ever since my wife died in a tragic Christmas kite accident
37:37Oh
37:39And then we could go back to the big city and maybe you could become the resident bet on this morning
37:49There you go little fella
37:55Stop whinging or I'll cut your bollocks off
37:58Come on princess. Let's go
38:00Hey, what about my robins this Christmas Alex Booker is the hot bet in Hallmark's new movie bet the hall
38:17All right, it's time to bring out a Christmassy mystery guest
38:32Harry and Alison have to try to work out why they were in the news this year. Can we please have this week's mystery guest?
38:38mystery guest
38:49Welcome Josh Alex. Who's the mystery guest this is Rob? He was in the news this year for a Christmassy reason
38:55Mm-hmm, but what was it? Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:59So did Rob get suspended from Broadland radio for playing all I want for Christmas is you on October the third?
39:10Did he get suspended as a school exam invigilator after playing Merry Christmas everyone by Slade to signal the end of the final exam?
39:18Or did Rob get suspended by an undertaker after mistakenly playing last Christmas rather than the last post at a funeral?
39:29What do you think but I don't think you'd make a mistake at a funeral you'd be well-prepared does he don't like an undertaker?
39:42That's a gravedigger
39:46I'll tell you what we'll reveal the mystery guest after the break Rick Astley is gonna sing us into Christmas. We'll see you in a little bit
39:59We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill Alex has now become full father Christmas
40:16Ho Ho Ho!
40:18That's a good one
40:24Do you know what? In another reality where the cards had fallen different he'd currently be doing that in a grotto in a garden centre
40:31you're not entirely sure what's going on with your costume
40:35well, I didn't think we had very long
40:37So I was the dog already, so I just shoved mine on top of the dog
40:41Okay, so I'm boy George
40:54I do not inform this outfit what here boy George
41:04Clearly I'm Tom Hanks from castaway because when he first experiences pain due to an infected tooth
41:10That goes on to become an ongoing issue whilst he's on the island. He's had a Christmas dinner
41:15And I've got the volleyball as well
41:27Before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news. Can we have the options again, please?
41:32Yes, this is Rob and he was connected to the news this year for Christmassy reason
41:39But what was it was it because Rob got suspended from Broadland radio for playing all I want for Christmas is you on October the 3rd?
41:46Was it because he got suspended as a school exam invigilator after playing Merry Christmas everyone by Slade to signal the end of the final exam?
41:54Oh, did he get suspended by an undertaker after mistakenly playing last Christmas rather than the last post at a funeral?
42:04Harry Ellison
42:07Could we could you say something sort of local radio ish?
42:12We could see on the show
42:14Well, hi folks. Hope you're having a good Sunday
42:18Yeah, is that it?
42:20You could have said no Rob
42:28Shall we go with the radio? Yes
42:30We think would they suspend someone just for playing it mean isn't it if they've done that that is mean
42:36It's a cutthroat world local. I won't be listening to that radio station anyway
42:42That's the last time you listen to Broadland radio
42:46I thought you said Broadmoor
42:50I
42:52I
42:54Rob can you reveal your identity, please?
42:58I am indeed Rob Chandler breakfast presenter at Broadland radio and I was suspended for playing a Mariah Carey Christmas song early in October
43:08Amazing
43:10I
43:12So why did you play it and then why did they suspend you?
43:15Well, it started with a text from a listener called Becky
43:19Who said she was putting out her Christmas stock in her shop and could I play a Christmas song?
43:24So I thought tell you what if I get at least five listener texts saying ho ho ho
43:31Oh, exactly
43:34I'll consider it and we did we we got a load of text saying ho ho ho one or two saying no no, but
43:41Then Billy the taxi driver
43:43You must know Billy the taxi driver
43:45No
43:47Um
43:49Another keen listener
43:51Text and said there's a tub of chocolates in it for you if you play Mariah Carey
43:58All I want for Christmas is you so
44:01Came back after the news and I read that text out and I said quite frankly
44:06I'm disappointed Billy that you could think I could be so shallow to fall for such a blatant bribe
44:14Yeah, ding ding ding ding
44:18Played a song
44:19Yeah
44:20How long was you suspended for?
44:21How long was you suspended?
44:22One day
44:23Oh is that all?
44:24Yeah
44:26Did you go shopping?
44:27What did you do?
44:27Yeah, well just stayed in bed all day
44:31Can we please have a round of applause for Rahm?
44:39All right, we are about to end the show with the Christmas sing-along from Rick Astley
44:42But before we do would you please thank our guests Alison Hammond
44:47Harry Hill
44:50And my co-host Josh Riddickern
44:54And Alex Brooker
44:56We'll be back next week for our new year's eve special with an incredible line-up
44:59Musician Peter Doherty
45:00Comedians Maisie Adam and Phil Wang
45:02National treasure Sir Lenny Henry
45:04TV personality Danny Dyer
45:06Rugby star Hannah Botterman
45:08Lioness Lucy Bronze
45:09As well as a celebrity barman who is 100% faithful
45:14Right now though Rick Astley is going to sing us into Christmas
45:17Thanks for watching a last leak
45:18My name's Adam Hills
45:19Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
45:22You better watch out
45:31You better not cry
45:33You better not pout
45:35I'm telling you why
45:37Santa Claus is coming
45:39To town
45:41It's snowing road, let's go
45:44He sees you when you're sleeping
45:55He sees you when you're sleeping
46:00He sees you when you're sleeping
46:13He knows when you're awake
46:16He knows if you've been bad or good
46:20So be good for goodness sake
46:23You better watch out
46:25You better not cry
46:27You better not cry
46:29I'm telling you why
46:30Santa Claus is coming to town
46:35He got eight billion toys on his sleigh
46:40He's packed, he's coming your way
46:44Santa, it's coming to town
46:51Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
46:54Bang! Merry Christmas!
46:55Yeah!
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