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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:02MUSIC CONTINUES
00:24Hello and welcome to the Two Johnny's Late Night Lock-In!
00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:29Do you know what? Do you know what?
00:31The thing I love most about this show
00:33is working with you, my best friend.
00:35We are so close, man.
00:36I would share my deepest and darkest secrets with you.
00:39There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:40You'd tell us your most embarrassing moment.
00:41Oh, in a heartbeat?
00:42You'd tell us the PIN code to your phone.
00:44Yeah, 6969.
00:47You'd let me see your internet history.
00:49Let's meet tonight's guest!
00:54Right.
00:56Forget about Nolan Lee.
00:57Tonight we've got our favourite Gallagher.
00:59Some might say he's a national treasure.
01:01Good one, lad.
01:02His pranks are going to live forever.
01:04He's half the world away.
01:06No, he's not.
01:07He's only at the bar.
01:08It's PJ Gallagher!
01:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:11As for our next guest, his daddy is Mrs. Brown.
01:19Daddy?
01:20In the show?
01:21No, in the show he's Mrs. Brown's son's mate.
01:23But his dad is Mrs. Brown in real life?
01:26Yeah, yeah.
01:27So who plays Mrs. Brown in the show?
01:30His dad?
01:31Right.
01:32Should we just get on with the show?
01:33Which show?
01:34The show!
01:35Ladies and gentlemen, Danny O'Carroll!
01:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:45And we will also have stand-off for one of Ireland's brightest comedians.
01:48It's Anna Clifford!
01:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:50And we'll have music from Fermanagh's finest heartthrobs.
01:59It's the Tumbling Paddy!
02:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:04Now, it's time to find out who's in the bar?
02:10We're in the bar!
02:12Who's in the bar?
02:13We're in the bar!
02:14We're in the bar!
02:15Right, where is Danny O'Carroll?
02:19He's down here, OK.
02:21He's in the bar!
02:22Danny, can you come down?
02:23I want to talk to this man.
02:24Please, you wouldn't let Danny O'Carroll, he's a big star.
02:26Let him in there, wouldn't you?
02:27Thanks, I'm going to get him down here.
02:28Now, Danny, I know we're going to have a proper chat with you later.
02:31OK.
02:32But at this point of the show, we normally ask the audience
02:34if they have a hidden talent.
02:36But I've heard that you have a hidden talent.
02:39I don't know if I can do that one.
02:40No!
02:41Do you want to see Danny's hidden talent?
02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:45OK.
02:46What is it?
02:47I don't know how I learned how to do this,
02:50but I can balance things on my nose and my face.
02:52I can balance pretty much, pretty much anything, I think.
02:56On your face.
02:57Yeah.
02:58That's show games.
02:59Now, now.
03:00And it all.
03:02I'm talking about pressure now.
03:04Come on, here.
03:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:11Are you ready?
03:12Get off the tree!
03:14One, two, three!
03:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:21Oh!
03:22Johnny, that can't be out anymore.
03:24Looking up for a second, right?
03:26What was that?
03:27Jesus, lads!
03:28What do you say that?
03:30Can you do that?
03:31I don't want to put you on the spot.
03:32I don't know!
03:33Let's see.
03:34Watch your record, lads.
03:35All right, here we go.
03:36Shhh!
03:37What am I bloody down here?
03:39LAUGHTER
03:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:51Oh!
03:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:54Come on, go on.
03:55You're all done.
03:56Yes!
03:57Smacks!
03:58What do you reckon?
03:59Over to you.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01It's not bad, lad, is it?
04:02Whoa!
04:03We should probably crack on with the show, should we?
04:04That's amazing.
04:05Right, lads, don't remember.
04:06Don't try this at home.
04:07It takes years of training and professionalism.
04:08Right.
04:09Are we ready to meet our first guest?
04:10Yes!
04:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:12Let's find out who it is.
04:13Over to Seamus the Sheep.
04:14OK, it's between PJ Gallagher, a lad from Banaher, or...
04:16Excalibur.
04:17Right, let's find out who Seamus the Sheep has.
04:18It's going to be a different show if your man from Banaher is on, let's tell you.
04:19It's only PJ Gallagher!
04:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:21It's only PJ Gallagher!
04:22Oh, no!
04:23I'm sorry though!
04:24It's only PJ Gallagher!
04:25I'm sorry though!
04:26Oh no!
04:27Oh no!
04:28I'm sorry yeah!
04:29What you said?
04:30I'm sorry!
04:31Do you?
04:32What you said?
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34That's bad.
04:35No man.
04:36Oh no!
04:37All right, let's find out who it is.
04:38Over to Seamus the Sheep.
04:39OK, it's between PJ Gallagher, a lad from Bannerher, or…
04:42Excalibur!
04:43Right, let's find out who Seamus the Sheep has.
04:45It's going to be a different show if your man from Bannerher is on, let's tell you.
04:46What?
04:47It's only PJ Gallagher!
04:49Welcome to the bar. How are you man? Good, good. Thanks for having me. Good to see you lads.
05:00We're big fans, we're delighted to have you here. Well, the more you look, the less impressive I get.
05:04So let's get into it. Let me disappoint you gradually. Come here lad, you've done everything from stand up, radio, television.
05:10Where did it all start? It was kind of an accident, to be honest. I was working in a warehouse.
05:17Oh, it's over 30 years ago with Jason Bourne. And Jason Bourne always wanted to be a stand up.
05:22And honestly, I didn't even know what stand up was at the time. I thought it was like a guy in the dicky boat telling mother-in-law jokes.
05:28And he wanted to do it, but he didn't really have the courage to just jump into it on his own.
05:33And I was on a bus one day and saw my name on a poster for a stand up show. I was like, what's happening?
05:38And he goes, yeah, you're doing a gig because I'm not doing a gig on my own. And that was kind of how it started.
05:41No way. No preparation or no nothing. I just got up and tried five minutes and did sketches with him.
05:46That's his first gig? You'd never done before? Yeah. It obviously went well.
05:49It went all right. It went better than anything else I've ever done.
05:53Because I'm not a very skilled man. My hands are very ornamental. They don't really do much.
05:58So thankfully I could tell stories. I found out I could tell stories. And then that was it. That was stand up on the radio and everything after that.
06:04Amazing. And like with the stand up, you haven't done it in a while. Would you go back to it?
06:08I mean, I hope not. Why? It's terrifying. Because I never got rid of the stage fright. I spent 20 years cacking myself.
06:1820 years. You were really good. You were really successful. It didn't matter. I was shitting myself.
06:23It didn't matter. It didn't matter. I'm now on the radio and I really enjoy it and I hope I'm good at that too.
06:30And like Naked Camera, you were the star of that show and it has to be one of the best, one of the biggest shows that Ireland has ever produced.
06:36Like what was it about going on filming on the streets of Ireland?
06:39Yeah, it was great. But it was a different world then. Doing hidden camera 20 years ago was different because nobody had a camera in their pocket.
06:46So something weird happened and they didn't, like now something strange happens and people look for the camera straight away.
06:51Back then something weird happened and they just thought, okay, I'm stuck with a dickhead.
06:54And that's all right. That was something to do.
06:58Do you have a favourite prank that you did in those shows?
07:01Yeah, honestly, the one that I liked the most was one that didn't work first.
07:06The man wouldn't sign the release. It wasn't even me. It was Patrick.
07:09I've told this story before, but he was, we went up to him in the zoo and says, you have to get out.
07:13You're after upsetting the gorilla. And he was there with his granddaughter.
07:17He's like, why is that? Yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah, the gorilla's crying.
07:20And he went, you and did the finger and you gave, he's saying you're getting the finger and he was crying.
07:25You have to get out and he goes, I didn't do that. I mean, you did.
07:28And he goes, that gorilla's a fucking liar.
07:31That was amazing. And we were like, oh, that's the best line ever.
07:35And then we told him it was a joke and he just says, you're all shy.
07:38And we were like, oh, it's not. But remember Mike Murphy years ago, it was like that.
07:42And he goes, he was shy as well. So it was lost and never got it.
07:46Oh, he wouldn't let you put it on. No, he wouldn't let us put it on.
07:48Oh my God. We have a clip of you here where you managed to get George Hook into a taxi.
07:53Seatbells beeping. Look, your seatbells beeping. Your seatbells beeping.
07:56Put the bees on. Come on. Your seatbells beeping. Your seatbells beeping.
07:59Yeah. Come on, turn right. Which right? Go right.
08:03But this car hears behind me. Go right.
08:05But that car hears behind me, look. Ah, for fuck's sake, go right.
08:08I'll go down this way. Oh, Jesus. Turn left. Okay.
08:12Left. Yeah, I'm going up to the left. Left. Oh, you didn't know you meant that one.
08:17Left. Left. Left. Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
08:23Did you ever go left?
08:26He's losing it. Yeah. That's a long time ago, man. That's a very long time ago.
08:36He's brilliant though. There's so much good stuff in it.
08:38Yeah, we did him dirty though. We had him so wound up before he got into the car.
08:41Like, we told him he had to get to the radio station. There was a minister there and he'd lose his job.
08:45And that's what he keeps saying. I'm going to lose my job.
08:47Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. We did him dirty. He was good.
08:51You went from, like, late night TV to the early morning radio. As you mentioned, you hosted Morning Glory with Jim McCabe on Nova.
08:58Yeah. I mean, I tuned in. You were talking about your underpants again.
09:02Can you tell us to anyone who hasn't heard about your underpants?
09:06This is the stupidest story in the world. Obviously, I haven't been to the gym in years, right?
09:10I know. So, one of the last times I went to the gym, I was cleaning up my gear in a rush.
09:14And there was a young lad next to me and I picked up his underpants without knowing it.
09:18I took his shorts and I put them all in my bag and he was just staring at me.
09:21And I was staring at him and I was nodding at him, you know, thinking, what's he staring at?
09:26And at the same time I was robbing his undercrackers, right? So, I took his undercrackers and walked out of the gym.
09:31And it wasn't until I got home and went, oh, that's why he was looking at me.
09:35And so, I went on the radio the next day to apologise and says, I have your underpants.
09:38If you want to claim them, come to the radio station and I'll give them back your underpants.
09:43I washed them and all. I still have them. I've gone through multiple pairs of my own pants, but I still have this lad's pants.
09:47Has he claimed them yet? Never claimed his pants.
09:49Well, look, if you're at home and you're missing what colour were the PJs?
09:52They were blue with, like, a pink band. Maybe that's why he didn't want them.
09:55Blue with a pink band. If you're at home going, do you know what? They're my undergarments. Get in touch, lads.
10:01Well, I've been called the Nicker Nicker ever since then.
10:04And people are texting in the show every single morning to say, don't leave your pants safe around him.
10:08Where do you keep them?
10:10My pants. I mean, I keep them really well. They're in the pants drawer.
10:15They're in the pant pants.
10:18I don't know why I thought they'd be like, you know, bright glass in case of emergency.
10:23The only pair of underpants I ever stole.
10:25And you're a busy man. You're up early in the morning. You've got two-year-old twins.
10:29You must be wrecked, Peter. I am, yeah. I've actually six kids. I've got one girl and five lads in the body of a demon.
10:36That's what I have. Well, you know, like people say, ah, you wouldn't change it. There's loads I'd change.
10:43Loads. Loads you'd change. It's tough, like, you know.
10:47Do you have to sleep when the twins sleep or how does it work?
10:49They don't sleep. They don't sleep. It's been two years. They don't sleep.
10:53My missus is from Boston. She's been saying, just two more weeks, baby, and we're going to get some sleep.
10:57For two years. For two years, you go, just two more weeks. It's never happened. It's never happening.
11:03I love your impression of your wife there. Like you mentioned, she's from Boston.
11:07She's from Boston, yeah. And how do you get on with the American family?
11:10They're great, but it's like, they're coming over now. They're coming over on Friday, actually.
11:13And it's kind of like three Bill Boers walk into your house.
11:17Because they're not American-Americans. They're like, you know, what is wrong with this baby?
11:21This baby won't shut up. So it's kind of like, it's funny, you know.
11:26Like her dad said that once. He was like, there's something wrong with that baby.
11:29I was like, I know that. I know. We all know that.
11:33We know you love your kids, but we also read somewhere you once said
11:36that winning a motorbike race was the best day of your life,
11:39surpassing the birth to your children. Oh, yeah.
11:42Like, not the best experience overall, obviously.
11:46But that was just, yeah, that was, you know, a lifetime ambition.
11:49I never had an ambition to have kids. I just ended up having kids.
11:52They're brilliant. I loved them. They're amazing.
11:55You know what I mean? If they're watching this back.
11:57Given the choice of the kids that are that day now, of course,
12:00they take the kids now. But like, you know what I mean?
12:02It was a surprise, you know.
12:04Well, it was a surprise. I'm going to get killed for saying.
12:08It definitely wasn't a surprise.
12:10Your love of bikes might have came from when you had to cycle to your christening when you were eight.
12:14Yeah, it's a bit of a weird story, isn't it?
12:16Yeah, so I had to, I was adopted and stuff.
12:20So I suppose I was christened, but I hadn't got, I had a different name.
12:23And we didn't know what the name is. So then I had to be christened again.
12:25OK. And I was seven or eight or something.
12:28And we were just going to go to the church.
12:30And they had me dressed in this like, it was like safari shorts.
12:33I looked like an English hunter, but only seven.
12:35You know, like way back in the 1800s.
12:37It was weird looking.
12:38And then my auntie wanted to come.
12:40And my dad says, you cycle down, we meet you there in the church.
12:46And I didn't know what was happening.
12:48It was the only, like, they didn't tell you what was going on.
12:50I was like, what are we doing?
12:51And my dad was like, don't worry about it.
12:52Don't worry about it.
12:53Don't worry about it.
12:54Don't be thinking about it.
12:55Don't worry about it.
12:56Don't worry about it.
12:57Don't worry about it.
12:58You go to the church.
12:59Lock your bike up in the church.
13:00So I had to cycle to my own Christendom.
13:01And they were cycling after me auntie and me folks in the car.
13:03You didn't know it was your own Christendom.
13:05I had no clue what was going on.
13:06And they were pouring water on my head.
13:07And then my dad said it was for a sore throat.
13:08It was blazing.
13:09You know, it was blazing.
13:10So he was throwing the candles.
13:12And it was like a two-five water deal.
13:14That my parents got.
13:16So, yeah, it was the strangest, strangest day.
13:18That's my family all over.
13:19No one telling anyone what's going on.
13:21I love that.
13:22Do you also co-parent a dog?
13:25I do. Yeah. Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But me ex Stella. Yeah. It's the dog. Yeah. Yeah.
13:32And it's I love that dog. But it's like, you know, when you're comparing the dog,
13:37you call up to the dog and you go out. It's kind of like having an affair.
13:39So the dog's too much for the kids. So the dog's never around the kids.
13:44They call up and then me and the dog, we head off together. No one knows where we're going.
13:47So I mean, we go into the park together and sometimes we go into a bush and all.
13:54You know what I mean? Then I drop her home and I'm like, see, I love you.
14:00See you next time. I love you. See you next week.
14:03And she's like, yeah. And we have food together and snacks.
14:06And, you know, it's very romantic. And then I see them the following week.
14:10Yeah. Although I'm 50 now. So when I walk the dog, it's actually amazing.
14:12The dog is looking at me going, why does this guy piss all the time?
14:15I have to stop him more bushes than the dog. The dog's like looking at me going,
14:20would you hurry up? I mean, seriously, I can't wait all day.
14:23I can't wait all day.
14:25That's brilliant.
14:27We've got a very quick game we're going to play with you, true or false.
14:31It's a very short game. It's only one question.
14:34So true or false, were you the only boy in an all-girls school?
14:39True, yeah. True.
14:41Why? What? I don't know. I didn't make up the rules.
14:46Not with me, folks. I think they just left it so long to put me into a school
14:51that there was no, in our local area, there was no places left, right?
14:54Yeah. So you have to just, you have to go to school. It's law.
14:58Yeah. And eventually the only school that would take me was the girls' school.
15:01So I went in, so I spent the first seven years in my school with all girls in my class and everything.
15:07We have a picture of you here.
15:09Everything in my school.
15:19Very, very old regrets for a Monday.
15:21Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was just when I went to school, you know.
15:24I looked like a little cult leader in that, don't I?
15:27It's like all these little miniature wives that this little cult leader has.
15:31Yeah, and that was my Holy Communion and everything, you know.
15:34What was it like, day to day, what was sports they like?
15:37No, I loved it. I absolutely loved it.
15:39I remember going to the, when I finally went to a boys' school, I was terrified.
15:43I was like, these things are mental.
15:46Like, the energy levels, I couldn't, I was terrified of the lads for a while.
15:50I think that's why still my best friends are still women today.
15:53Well, speaking of schools, you were also played a principal in Young Offenders.
15:56Yeah, yeah. Which you're brilliant, Dad.
15:58I don't know how I got on it. I'm the only smelly dub in the whole game.
16:00You know, even though the crew doesn't know what they're smelly doves, it's great, so.
16:05Well, look, we can't wait to see it, lads.
16:07You all going to tune in to the new season of Young Offenders?
16:09I'll give you a big round of applause for PJ Gallagher.
16:19Now, PJ, you're a dub, of course, and we're going to play a game of Dubber called Chief.
16:23You'll join us. Danny, Anna, you'll join us as well.
16:26Yeah. Glad you know how it is.
16:27We've got a camera out in the streets of Dublin and just by looking at people,
16:30we have to guess if they are from Dublin or are they a big cul-sheet.
16:33Okay.
16:34Okay.
16:35Can we go to the man in the red?
16:36Oh, yes, the red jumper.
16:38Red jumper, man.
16:39Cul-sheet.
16:42Hello, hello you, sir.
16:43Don't say that and you're live on telly with the two Johnnies.
16:45Nod your head if you want to play a game.
16:47Oh, I don't know.
16:49PJ.
16:50Cul-sheet.
16:51Cul-sheet, definitely.
16:52No, I don't know.
16:53Because, see the short jumper combo, man.
16:54The shumper.
16:55The shumper.
16:56That could be a bit south side though as well.
16:58Yeah.
16:59It could be a teacher.
17:00Oh, yeah.
17:01Hold on.
17:02The clans have.
17:03Shhh.
17:04Oh, and the shoes.
17:05Oh, and the shoes.
17:06Oh, and the shoes.
17:07I tell you, he's going to go home after this.
17:09I've never seen that.
17:10As soon as PJ saw his shoes.
17:12I saw the leather shoes over there.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Okay, audience, what do you reckon?
17:16Cul-sheet.
17:17Cul-sheet.
17:18It's a strong Cul-sheet.
17:19Let's find out what's your name and where are you from?
17:21Name's James McGee, I'm from Dublin.
17:23Oh!
17:28You have lovely shoes.
17:29Oh, my God.
17:30All right.
17:31Let's go home to cry.
17:34Oh, my God.
17:35Can we stop this man with the shopping bag?
17:38Yeah.
17:39Hello, you, sir.
17:40The peacock.
17:41Oh, I...
17:42Hello, you're live on telly with the two Johnnies.
17:45Nod your head if you want to play a game.
17:48Okay.
17:49He looks like a dub.
17:50And he's got to be a dub, is he?
17:52Yeah, I think he looks dub, yeah.
17:53He's a hipster dub, is he?
17:54Hipster dub, yeah.
17:55Yeah, stony batter.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Hang on, hang on.
17:58Danny, what do you reckon?
17:59Hang on, coachy on this one.
18:00What do you reckon?
18:01No, he's wearing his hat too, too, uh...
18:02Too down.
18:03Not angled.
18:04A dub or not angled.
18:05He's too straight on, I think.
18:06Now, what do you reckon, audience?
18:09Well, lads, do you know what?
18:10Let's find out after the break.
18:11Whoa!
18:12Think of the mood, make you feel nice.
18:16Give me a dub day all through the night.
18:20Pink Monika, I wanna keep on dancing now.
18:24The rest of Hollywood, I wanna keep on dancing now.
18:29Pink Monika, Pink Monika.
18:32Whoo!
18:33Yes!
18:34Welcome back to the Team Johnny's Late Night Lock-In.
18:39Now, before the break, we had our camera out in the streets of Dublin,
18:42and we want to know if this person was a dub or a cul-shee.
18:46Here he is, lads.
18:47It's that leather jacket woolly jumper combo that's thrown me.
18:50What do you reckon, lads?
18:51No!
18:53I'm saying dub.
18:54All right, man.
18:55What's your name and where you're from?
18:56I'm Joe and I'm from Dublin.
18:57All right, now it is time for some brilliant stand-up.
19:05Everybody put your hands together and go wild for Anna Clifford!
19:08All right, everyone, watch the cracky as well!
19:27This is exciting.
19:32I'm delighted to be here.
19:33What a fun night.
19:34My name's Anna.
19:35I'm a big fan of the two Johnnies.
19:36I'm a big fan of a lock-in, so I cleared my calendar.
19:39Even though I am in my 30s now, so I do more afternoon pints, to be honest.
19:44I know.
19:45But we have this great rule in my family, right?
19:47And it's no drinking before 12.
19:49But once you finish primary school, you can do what you want.
19:52So...
19:55That's a bit about me straight away.
19:56It was off the tit and on the bottle.
19:59And what else can I tell you about me?
20:00I am from Dublin, born and raised.
20:02Oh, the Dove's there.
20:04And I have an Irish dad and an English mother.
20:09I know.
20:10I know.
20:11I know.
20:12And what happened to me when I was younger, right?
20:14I actually spoke with an English accent.
20:16Even worse.
20:17And that's not meant to happen, right?
20:18You're meant to take on the accent of your peers and your area.
20:21So not only in the 90s did I have an English man, but I had no mates.
20:26And up and about the age of nine, I just copied my mam's accent.
20:29And then I changed it.
20:30Well, I forced myself to change it because I was bullied.
20:32I was teased quite badly, actually.
20:34You know, it was quite nasty.
20:35Just because I sounded different to all the kids in school.
20:37And that wasn't cool.
20:38And I asked my mam for some help.
20:39I said, mam, what do I do?
20:40And she just went, oh, just tell him to piss off.
20:43An Irish man was like, give him a dick.
20:46I was like, I'll try it.
20:47I was about this height.
20:48I walked straight to that bully and I was like, piss off, dad.
20:51And he never stopped.
20:52He still calls me a prod.
20:53But it's all love these days, isn't it?
20:54It's all love.
20:55What else can I tell you about?
20:56I am single at the minute.
20:57Oh, yes.
20:58You'll meet me at the bar afterwards.
20:59But I think I know why I'm single now.
21:00I think I figured it out.
21:01I think it's because I like to think I can change a man.
21:04Yes, the girls over here as well.
21:06We love a little bit of a project, don't we?
21:07Yes.
21:08You know the way some men like to fix cars?
21:09Well, I like to fix men.
21:11I'll look for something on the verge of breaking down and I'll be like, come here to me.
21:13And then I'll spend two years under that thing and then I'll spend two years under that thing.
21:16And I think I'm single now.
21:18And I'll do it but it's because I think I'm single at the minute.
21:19I am single at the minute.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Oh, yes.
21:22And they'll meet me at the bar afterwards.
21:23And, but I think, I think I know why I'm single now.
21:25I think I figured it out.
21:26I think I figured it out.
21:27I think I've figured it out.
21:28I think it's because I like to think I can change a man.
21:31Yes.
21:32to me and then I'll spend two years under that thing making sure it's roadworthy but modern
21:40dating is hard isn't it modern dating is hard it's hard to know the status of your relationship
21:43these days there's so many terms have you all heard of the term situationship yes I've been
21:49in far too many of those I remember I was seeing a guy recently here turned around to me and he was
21:53like oh I wasn't aware we were actually a thing and I was living with him I kid you not I actually
22:04think this is the reason why we have so much emigration in Ireland because men don't have
22:08the emotional capacity to break up you so just leave but I love to leave as well I love to leave
22:14I love Ireland but I do love to leave as well I've lived in lots of different cities and when I moved
22:18to London for a little bit I was like I'm gonna start something new right I'm gonna start something
22:21I would never try back home and I started a pole dancing class I know I know and I remember I was
22:28kind of embarrassed to tell people that I was doing that and then I told my mom and dad eventually and
22:32they're actually really proud of me yeah I said I'm doing pole lessons and they said it's great to get
22:37another language under your belt I think dancing is a good way to feel confident right if you're
22:42dancing with someone else that makes you feel in your body it makes you feel sexy a bit of rhythm
22:46because like growing up I did do a dance class and but it was Irish dancing our national dance
22:53where I was taught to keep your arms in at all times actually imagine your arms have fallen off
23:00and then you do the slow little move like you're at the end of a very slow moving queue for the toilet
23:07and if the person who wanted to dance with you flirt with you or get anywhere close to you comes near
23:13you just kick him away you just boot him away get off me you idiot and I actually that stays with
23:22you from childhood I think that's the reason why I'm still single because I'm in the pub and someone
23:28might come towards me even at this age and I'm just like now in my defense I thought that was giving
23:36head until I was 21 we don't get thought ending right here do we and I did I thought I was going
23:44to meet someone by now because I'm in that era I'm in that era of people's life events so I thought
23:49you know like if I went to a wedding I might seem you know you don't last year I went to eight weddings
23:54six hens and four baby showers and I had 52 hangovers and it makes no sense I just drank every time I got
24:01added to a new whatsapp group I was like no I don't have a deposit for penis prosecco paint and I want
24:07to own a house one day like I said I'm in that era of the stags and the hens and when I gig in Dublin
24:12an awful lot I'm always walking through Temple Bar and I seen a stag party the other day right
24:17and they had the stag dressed up as a giant baby and I kind of fancied him and I know that's really
24:24weird but it's because he was wearing a nappy I was like there's a man I can finally change
24:29and you can make sure to check out Anna Clifford comedy on social for her upcoming tour information
24:50lads now now ladies and gentlemen it's time for the greatest quiz of all time it's the parish quiz
24:57and our first parish is from Bacon in County Mayo and representing them is Dean McGarry Dino how are you
25:14I have to say first things first Dean you're looking very sharp lad look at that let's give a round of
25:20applause he's worn a suit do you wear a suit all the time Dean sorry do you wear the suit everywhere
25:28you go um no not really I wouldn't wear it at the pub now okay you're in the pub Dino yeah
25:33yeah no I work at a suit shop you're working a suit shop okay what's the suit shop Eddie Murphy
25:39menswear Eddie Murphy menswear yeah I was given a slogan to say but I can't remember but I've
25:44written down here okay um shop at the best for the best get dressed where you'll find clothes for
25:52those with more taste than money open till 10 p.m. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
25:55he's always selling he's always selling this guy apart from um you know selling suits and stuff like
26:06that I also heard your lifeguard your qualified lifeguard yeah technically yeah but I can't swim
26:11right so you're a lifeguard you can't swim you're aware of what lifeguards do how who how did you
26:19qualify um I did a class in school with about 20 other people and I was the only one that failed
26:25and they felt bad so they passed me in two minutes I'll tell you one thing Dean if I'm ever in the river
26:31lad please please just offer me a suit instead or something okay I'd much rather the suit uh lads can
26:36give a big round of applause for Dean for making our second parish from the county of louth representing
26:47drumming it's Mary Taff how are you Mary Mary what's the crack what's going on in drumming oh sure
26:57there's an awful lot going on where can I start like I don't know uh what are you up to yourself
27:04oh doing a bit of milking doing a bit of nursing a bit of milking a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of
27:09milking yeah the two ends of it you know are you a nurse trying I'm in my house okay I only dropped out
27:18once and I didn't drop out this past two years so I'm doing well now should get on to Dean's teacher
27:23he'll definitely pass it and who are you looking or who are you looking for who are you looking for
27:30Pat Callan he's a fella up the road for me so right milking there nearly five years so
27:38and what about the old crack now and drumming there's many pubs there's only a pub and a road
27:43really but like it it's unreal is it wild oh serious especially like there's a band like
27:48yourselves that's at the fuzzy burgers they're class they're unbelievable they're unbelievable
27:54and you've been dancing the whole line oh what wouldn't you do honestly go in
27:58Mary Taff everyone okay here we go we're kicking off we're going to county Mayo to bacon here's your
28:12question hello Dean this is Jerry Carney singer songwriter and your neighbor in 2010 I wrote a
28:24song called Paddy which went to number six in the charts can you tell me what the second D in the
28:31course stands for okay um is he a good neighbor first of all yeah he'd be sound no um is he sound
28:39enough did you listen to his music I listen to Paddy yeah I think I know it and P is for powerful when
28:44put to the test is for always doing your best D is for doing if it can be done and D is for drinking
28:50when working was done let's find out if you're right Dean and the answer is D is for drinking when
29:01working was done okay Mary Taff are you ready ready let's go to Tremaine for your question
29:13hi Mary it's the fuzzy buggers here in the village saloon you've seen us play here many times which one of us
29:24likes to play the drums on every surface in the bar is it Paul is it me or is it Brendan who plays the
29:35drums in your local band Paul me or Brendan I'm gonna have to go Paul you go for Paul okay let's go back
29:44to the fuzzy buggers and find out okay we're heading back to bacon here's your next question
30:07hi Dean Colin Ronan here from Ronan's bar in bacon and one of these guys behind me won the Tony
30:17Kearney cup earlier this year could you tell me which one of them it was incredible that neither of
30:25them blink which one of them won the Tony Kearney cup Dean oh I'm terrible at pool myself so I don't
30:33need to go down that much but I think it's Shane on the right Shane on the right yeah okay okay well
30:40let's find out if it is Shane oh yes and the answer is Shane Clyde here all right Mary Taff are you ready
30:56yeah let's go back to load well Mary it's Robbie you need to hear where you have a quick question for you
31:09who's the last man to get sent off for the senior lads football team okay who's the last man to get
31:17sent off for the senior footballers I could tell you the last lady anyway she's on the screen there
31:21oh Jesus I couldn't tell you that I'd be I'd be the next victim if I told you and I think I was at EP
31:32that weekend and they're all about it is it Niall Gregory okay let's go back to drumming and find out
31:39the answer is Niall Gregory very proud a good day for the parish we're all square lads at the end of the
32:00parish cruise which means we must must go to a tie break question okay and right Lee Lee come down here
32:06this is this is Lee from the tumbling paddies okay and what I want you to do is I want you to guess
32:13what age is Lee we're going to start with you Dean and bacon closest wins I think Lee is 29
32:22kidding Dean is saying 29 Mary Taff I'm gonna say 31
32:34it means that Dean is the winner this week
32:40right Dino we have two envelopes in one of these is an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas
32:46right Dino we have two envelopes in one of these is an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas
32:52all right in the other one is a free game of pool in your local bar choose wisely which envelope are you going for
32:59oh I really want to go to Vegas best of luck this is Las Vegas
33:13right Dean can you reveal what is in the envelope I hope it's Vegas for you Dean fingers are crossed what have you won
33:19I won around the pool
33:21yeah
33:23I won around the pool
33:25yeah
33:27thanks give it up for Dean and Mary Taff
33:29yeah
33:31Nick with us who still to come will be challenged Danny or Karen
33:33he'll also have a couple of the other
33:35yeah
33:37yeah
33:39yeah
33:41yeah
33:43yeah
33:45yeah
33:47We'll also have music from these beautiful lads.
33:50The Tomlin Paddy's behind me, lads.
33:52There'll be loads more cracking games.
33:53Don't go anywhere.
33:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:17Welcome back to The Two Johnnies' Late Night Lock-In.
34:25Now, who's ready to meet another guest?
34:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:29Well, let's head over to Seamus De Sheep to find out what he's got for us.
34:33So, is it going to be Danny from Greece, Danny O'Carroll or Danny Dyer?
34:37Who's it going to be? Come on, Seamus.
34:39Get off my own face, Sheep.
34:40You ma. You ma. Get off, Danny Dyer.
34:43Of course, it can only be one person. It's Danny O'Carroll!
34:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:54How are you?
34:55How are you?
34:56How are you, man?
34:58Danny, how are you, man?
34:59I'm good. I'm so nervous.
35:00I've been warned a hundred times, don't move the stool.
35:04LAUGHTER
35:05How do we do?
35:06They're expecting you to swallow it or put it on your head or something.
35:08Is that mine?
35:09Yeah, just get stuck in, Danny.
35:11Just get stuck in.
35:12You're part of one of the biggest TV shows Ireland's ever exported.
35:15It's unbelievable.
35:16What was that? I didn't hear you. What did you say?
35:18One of the biggest!
35:21So, we want to know, how did you get the job?
35:26Do you know what? I didn't have the job at first.
35:28I had to work, basically, backstage on the shows from when I was 16.
35:32So, I didn't get on stage until I was 18.
35:34Wow.
35:35Dad always said, I had to do lights, sound, stage management, build the sets.
35:40And I was, until I knew everybody's job, I wasn't now going on stage because Dad always said that you have to know what everybody does to make you look good.
35:48So, when they're all going for pints afterwards?
35:50I'm taking the set down, putting them on drugs.
35:52Oh, jeez.
35:53I'm not doing it now, though.
35:59Is Buster like you?
36:00He's not fair off.
36:03He's a career criminal.
36:05He is, yeah.
36:06The worst of the worst.
36:08He's the type of character that would break into a book and lose 50 quid.
36:12But he's a lovable rogue.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Everybody loves himself.
36:17But, like, what you've done as a family is amazing.
36:20You're kind of the Sopranos of the Irish comedy scene.
36:23Lots of force.
36:25Well, like, do you all always get on?
36:27Or are there ever times off-screen you're murdering each other?
36:29Well, we're not the fucking Waltons, but...
36:31Like, you're happy.
36:35Goodbye, Brendan.
36:37Night, Danny.
36:38Night, night, Dad.
36:40Fuck off, son.
36:43Now, yeah, listen, we all really do get on.
36:45And film in front of a live audience, like...
36:47Yeah.
36:48Have you ever got the giggles?
36:49Oh.
36:50It's like...
36:51I imagine...
36:52There's one time...
36:53Oh, jeez.
36:54I think about it now.
36:55It makes me full.
36:57We're in the Olympia.
36:59Playing to a full house.
37:00And I remember all the Irish team were in.
37:01There's four big...
37:02I think it was before the Euros or something.
37:03And they were all over in camp.
37:05Over here before they went away.
37:06And they took up all the boxes in the Olympia.
37:07And I'm like...
37:08Football mad.
37:09Looking at the boys in the box going,
37:10Oh, my God.
37:11There's Robbie Keane.
37:12He's looking at me.
37:13He's going to hear me doing my joke here.
37:15And...
37:16Second half opened.
37:17It's only myself and Paddy who plays Dermot.
37:19Yeah.
37:20On the stage.
37:21We have this little thing we do on stage.
37:22And Paddy's...
37:23Paddy's a bollocks.
37:26If I do something slightly different,
37:28and it couldn't be anything until like a raised eyebrow.
37:30If I just look at him completely different,
37:32he starts smiling.
37:34He starts getting the giggles.
37:35And when he starts getting the giggles,
37:36I'm like,
37:37Oh, shit, don't do this to me.
37:38And I start getting the giggles.
37:39He couldn't get his lines out.
37:41So I tried to...
37:42Then I couldn't get my lines out.
37:43And going back over to him and asking for help,
37:45he's going,
37:46No.
37:47Hang on.
37:48Paddy, please.
37:49I just got to fit together.
37:50And the audience were just sitting there looking at us going,
37:51What the fuck's going on?
37:52I never wanted to crawl off a stage as quick in my life.
37:56I thought Mrs Brown's voice has got a real alternative.
37:59No one just laughs for ten minutes.
38:01It happens.
38:02It is what happens.
38:03It's brilliant.
38:04You're well used to being around famous people as well.
38:06I mean,
38:07did you have famous people calling around the gaff when you were young?
38:10I never had...
38:12Yeah, maybe.
38:13I don't know.
38:14Yeah, maybe.
38:15I remember walking, Dad's going for a meeting.
38:16Never told me who it was.
38:18Walking in,
38:19getting a coffee.
38:20And next minute,
38:21Bruce Willis sits down.
38:22Wow.
38:23Wearing a baseball cap.
38:24Nobody has a clue what's going on.
38:26I'm sitting there going,
38:27looking at everybody going,
38:30Bruce Willis right here.
38:31You know what I mean?
38:32Nobody had a clue.
38:33He's just wearing a baseball cap and he was just genuine.
38:34And he was such a nice guy.
38:36That's unreal.
38:37Yeah, it was just...
38:38Yeah, so I've had things like that happen.
38:40Jean-Claude Van Damme rang the house phone one time.
38:43What about by accident?
38:44No.
38:45I thought it was someone acting the bollocks like button.
38:49Did you answer the phone?
38:50Yeah, I answered him.
38:51Hello, can I speak to Brendan, please?
38:52I was like,
38:53Yeah.
38:54Who's that?
38:55He's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
38:57I was like,
38:58Nah.
39:01So I went up and caught me, Dad.
39:03I was like, Dad, something on the phone.
39:05And he's coming down the stairs.
39:06And I was like,
39:07Some guy saying Jean-Claude Van Damme.
39:09He's like,
39:10Dad had a clue.
39:11Jean-Claude Van Damme is.
39:12I was like, blood-sporting man.
39:13Yeah, yeah.
39:14So he picked up the phone and he's going,
39:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:16Who are you?
39:17Right, right.
39:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:19And he wanted to talk about writing a script for a movie.
39:21And he hung up the phone and I was like,
39:23So who was it?
39:24He was like,
39:25Jean-Claude Van Damme.
39:26I was like,
39:27Dad, you don't have no idea who that is.
39:31He's going,
39:32No, I'm not a clue.
39:33I was like,
39:34Dad, it's like the biggest,
39:35I have to show you.
39:36Blood-sport.
39:37Blood-sport right now.
39:38Put it on.
39:39Pick the full back of John.
39:40John!
39:41No, he's dead there.
39:42Dad, it's just all with that.
39:43He doesn't care.
39:44He's just like,
39:45Dad's just Dad.
39:46And you yourself almost had a career as a pop star.
39:49I did audition for a boy band for Louis Walsh.
39:52Yeah, well.
39:53How'd it go?
39:54Yeah, not great.
39:56It was in the pod in Dublin.
39:58Do you remember the pod?
39:59Yeah, yeah.
40:00They called my name up and I'm starting to sing,
40:01I can show you the world from Aladdin.
40:03Right.
40:04Good song choice.
40:05Up to.
40:06Good song.
40:07And...
40:08What song choice?
40:09What?
40:10I don't know.
40:11And do you know what?
40:12I started to, boy.
40:13I was like...
40:14I started and I went,
40:15I'm in trouble.
40:18So afterwards anyway,
40:19Louis kept going to me,
40:20come and I want to get you.
40:21I'm going to put you in a band.
40:22I'm going to put you in a band.
40:23I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:24Okay, cool.
40:25I'm getting all.
40:26Brilliant.
40:27After that audition,
40:28took me outside and he says,
40:29maybe not this band,
40:30but I'm definitely going to work with you in something.
40:31I was like, alright, brilliant.
40:32Oh, thank God.
40:33I really messed that up.
40:34He's like, yeah, yeah.
40:35No, we'll get you in something.
40:36I really want to do something with you.
40:37I was like, brilliant.
40:38He said, now,
40:39we have to get something done with them ears.
40:41What?
40:42We have to get something done with them ears.
40:43Your ears?
40:44Yeah.
40:45And I was like,
40:46I'm only 16.
40:47Yeah.
40:48Yeah, yeah, okay.
40:49Yeah, yeah.
40:50Yeah, sure.
40:51So I went home and I was saying to my ma,
40:52I was saying,
40:53he said I have to get something done with my ears.
40:54I was like,
40:55cheeky bastard.
40:56Yeah, yeah.
40:57And my ma went around and said,
40:58do you want to get something done with them?
41:01I was like,
41:02what the fuck is wrong with my ears?
41:05So, yeah,
41:06that was my experience of a boy band.
41:08And what happened?
41:09Nothing.
41:10Nothing.
41:11I decided I wasn't getting my ears done.
41:13That's amazing.
41:15Yeah,
41:16you also took part in Soccer Ed.
41:17Every time I see this,
41:18I'm so envious.
41:19So Soccer Ed is,
41:20it's football legends and celebrities,
41:21like,
41:22and it's for charity.
41:23But,
41:24the main thing,
41:25how do I get on?
41:26Well,
41:27you have to be a soccer legend,
41:28or a big celebrity.
41:29Do you want Roberto Carlos' number?
41:30You can ask him.
41:31Yeah,
41:32so,
41:33we have a photo of you and your buddy here.
41:34Roberto.
41:35Roberto Carlos.
41:36Yeah,
41:37Roberto took a shine to me.
41:38It was so weird,
41:39like,
41:40he doesn't speak a word of English.
41:43So you're this?
41:44But,
41:45he knew my name.
41:46So,
41:47maybe he'd tap me on the shoulder,
41:48like,
41:49Danny,
41:50Danny,
41:51Danny,
41:52Danny.
41:53I'd be like,
41:54Roberto, I'm talking.
41:55So,
41:56I only smoked,
41:57and he was the only one that smoked as well.
41:58So,
41:59after the fourth day,
42:00I'm going,
42:01Roberto,
42:02you're going to start buying your own fucking cigarettes.
42:04It's costing me a fortune.
42:07But yeah,
42:08he's a great guy.
42:09He's like,
42:10watching him play foot,
42:11like,
42:12even now,
42:13watching him play football.
42:14Yeah.
42:15He chose to warm up with me,
42:16before the game.
42:17I'm like,
42:18please just leave me alone.
42:19He's still smoking.
42:20But he did things in the warm up, bro.
42:21I was just going,
42:22I was,
42:23it was,
42:24like,
42:25jaw dropping.
42:26Obviously,
42:27he's got an amazing left foot.
42:28And out of nowhere,
42:29he hits the ball,
42:30straight up.
42:31And I mean,
42:32the upper air going,
42:33oh, he's not getting that.
42:34No,
42:35it doesn't even take a touch.
42:36Immediately,
42:37straight up, bang,
42:38straight up again.
42:39And he did it like,
42:40eight times in a row.
42:41Straight play,
42:42straight play,
42:43down to the field.
42:44Pass the air.
42:49PJ,
42:50would you fancy the bit of soccer air?
42:51Me?
42:52Yeah.
42:53I don't know,
42:54I definitely don't fancy standing next to Roberto Carlos.
42:57Not only is he a more talented man,
42:59he's an awful lot better looking.
43:00I look like when someone drew a face in a balloon.
43:01I can't stand this.
43:05Like,
43:06it's amazing to be hanging around.
43:07Who's on your team?
43:08Was you saying both there one year?
43:09Yeah, yeah,
43:10every year, both.
43:11The three years I played here.
43:12Is he any good?
43:13Yeah,
43:14he's all right.
43:15I beat him in the race.
43:16Over how many yards?
43:17What kind of race?
43:18I swear to God,
43:19I'm not kidding you.
43:20No,
43:21it was around,
43:22I heard him.
43:23He's great at running straight.
43:24Put a bend in there.
43:25You've done him.
43:26Come on, Danny.
43:27No,
43:28we're all wearing them.
43:30We're all wearing them.
43:31There's no GPS thing to wear.
43:32Yeah.
43:33So,
43:35you're wearing the GPS
43:36when you're doing all your trainings.
43:37You're training all week with the team.
43:38And,
43:39the first,
43:40after the first day,
43:41I could've went home.
43:42I was delighted.
43:43They hung up the results of the GPS from the day before.
43:45And on top of it was,
43:46Daniel Carroll,
43:47sprints.
43:48Behind it,
43:49bolt.
43:50I just went,
43:51taking that home.
43:52And he didn't like me taking it.
43:53He was like,
43:54what are you taking that for?
43:55And I was like,
43:56good luck.
43:57Good luck you.
43:58Get that in me bag.
43:59So,
44:00I still have it in the house.
44:01That's class.
44:02Showing the kids every now and again.
44:03Well,
44:04apart from that,
44:05you've got a new show coming out,
44:06Shedites.
44:07Yeah.
44:08Is it about sheds or what is it?
44:10It's about,
44:11I don't know if you all know about man sheds that are popping up all over the country.
44:16Yeah.
44:17Yeah.
44:18Got a photo here.
44:19Yeah,
44:20that's the,
44:21that's the man shed that we have.
44:22We look forward to seeing that on the TV in December.
44:24Brilliant.
44:25Brilliant.
44:26Brilliant.
44:27Well,
44:28that's,
44:29we look forward to seeing the two,
44:30Danny,
44:31the very best of luck with that.
44:32Give it up for Danny O'Carroll.
44:33Danny,
44:34are you up for a game of Double Kulshy?
44:38Double Kulshy.
44:39Double Kulshy.
44:40Double Kulshy.
44:41Double Kulshy.
44:42Double Kulshy.
44:43We're playing it.
44:44We are a Double Kulshy.
44:45Right,
44:46let's head back to the streets of Dublin.
44:48Let's have one more rattle of Double Kulshy.
44:50Ah, PJ up for.
44:51Is that a mullet I see?
44:52Get in on him straight away.
44:53This lumberjack straight away.
44:54You, sir.
44:55Cactus Jack.
44:56Hello, sir.
44:57Don't say that.
45:02You're live on telly with the two Johnnies.
45:04Nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
45:06I'll tell you what,
45:08I'll eat my shoes if he's not from the country.
45:10Yeah.
45:11Danny.
45:12Okay.
45:13Can I see the holder?
45:15Can I see the holder?
45:16He looks rustic now.
45:17Can we see the footwear?
45:18Yeah.
45:19Yeah.
45:20Whoa!
45:21PJ,
45:23them runners are very clean.
45:25Yeah.
45:26The runners have shown me off,
45:27to be honest.
45:28Yeah.
45:29I was hoping for some brown brogues,
45:30but they didn't come.
45:31No, it's not there.
45:32Right lads, audience,
45:33what do you reckon?
45:34Dub or Kulshy?
45:35Anna Clifford,
45:36what do you reckon?
45:37Kulshy this time maybe?
45:38You're thinking Kulshy?
45:39I'm going to be honest lads,
45:40I'm thinking the same.
45:41Let's find out.
45:42What's your name?
45:43Where are you from?
45:44My name is Dan,
45:45and I'm from Dublin.
45:46There's a man in a very fancy blue jacket here,
45:59with the shorts and the black bag.
46:00Yes, yes.
46:01Here we go.
46:02Hello sir,
46:03you're live on telly with the two Johnnies,
46:05nod your head if you want to play a game.
46:07Okay, okay.
46:08You know,
46:09he looks like he's been skiing.
46:10Anna, what do you reckon?
46:11Dub or Kulshy?
46:12I think Dub.
46:13Yeah, Kulshy's taking those sunglasses off.
46:14What do you reckon?
46:15I think Dub, yeah.
46:16Why?
46:17I think the jacket,
46:18he got that.
46:19Go back down to the shopping bag.
46:20Back down to the shopping bag please,
46:21if we can.
46:22Is that an American football?
46:23Oh!
46:24Wait a second,
46:25that's real throwing me off now.
46:26PJ,
46:27what do you reckon?
46:28Oh,
46:41this is tough,
46:45yeah.
46:46I'm gonna say Dub.
46:48I'm gonna say Dub.
46:49No way.
46:50He's not Irish.
46:51He's not Irish.
46:52He's not Irish.
46:53New category,
46:54Foreigner.
46:55Right.
46:56Let's find out,
46:58what's your name,
46:59where are you from?
47:00My name is Max,
47:01and obviously I'm a Dub.
47:04Put your hands together,
47:05a big thanks to everybody
47:06on the streets of Dub.
47:08Now,
47:09unfortunately,
47:10I'm a Dub.
47:11I'm a Dub.
47:12I'm a Dub.
47:13I'm a Dub.
47:14I'm a Dub.
47:15I'm a Dub.
47:16I'm a Dub.
47:17I'm a Dub.
47:18I'm a Dub.
47:19I'm a Dub.
47:20I'm a Dub.
47:21I'm a Dub.
47:22I'm a Dub.
47:23I'm a Dub.
47:24I'm a Dub.
47:25Unfortunately,
47:26that's all we have time for,
47:27lads.
47:28A big thank you to all our guests,
47:29to Danny O'Carroll,
47:30PJ Gallagher,
47:31and Anna Clifford.
47:36These guys have been waiting patiently all night,
47:39lads.
47:40They're about to blow the roof off this place,
47:41you've been warned.
47:42Put your hands together.
47:43It's the Tumbling Paddies!
47:44I'm a Dub.
47:45Yes.
47:47I'm an Marcel.
47:48Happy BookENDelson,
47:49Brian.
47:53I'm driving home.
47:54After I drove you away.
47:57When the words slip down and tap some pass.
48:01What I say, I hope you come to your senses
48:04I sense that something's wrong
48:07You might have thought that I was mean
48:09But I couldn't mean it that way
48:11You're all that matters
48:13I knew all along
48:15My whole world was shattered
48:18I hope this love stays strong
48:20Cause you're all that matters
48:23You're all that matters to me
48:31Under two days was too long before
48:47But now you long for time alone
48:50I couldn't wait to get outside the door
48:52But now the cover's blown
48:54I'm on a boat that's out to sea
48:57But now the tide has changed
48:59I know you know the score
49:01Cause I can't see you anymore
49:03You're all that matters
49:06I knew all along
49:07My whole world would shatter
49:10I hope this love stays strong
49:12Cause you're all that matters
49:15I knew all along
49:16My whole world would shatter
49:19I hope this love stays strong
49:21Cause you're all that matters
49:24I know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you
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