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00:00I love you.
00:29What was it you used to say when we first moved in together?
00:38Christmas Eve calories don't count.
00:40You're very naughty.
00:44You still like my naughty side.
00:53Can I, um...
00:55No.
00:57No, it's not my place.
01:00No, go on.
01:04Listen, I know Carla's the one and everything and she's gorgeous and...
01:10Look, I know what you're going to say.
01:12Well, she's not exactly behaving brilliantly at the moment, is she?
01:16You know, and that's not a criticism.
01:17I know how you feel about her, Becky.
01:19There's absolutely no point in pretending otherwise.
01:21But maybe you could try and forget about her for a few days.
01:24Like, don't let her ruin the holidays.
01:26Just got a little something.
01:29A little.
01:30A little.
01:35That's lovely.
01:36Yeah, I've never forgotten how you like it.
01:38Never forgotten how you like a lot of things.
01:40Oh, it's lovely.
01:47I've got one a bit like it.
01:50I thought we could wear them like an old married couple.
01:53Tell you what, I was looking online the other day.
01:55You know that place that does ice skating in the grounds of that stately home?
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59You can sign up for this pass where you can go every day if you like.
02:04Just thought that'd be our Christmas side.
02:09Dylan, I don't think I can.
02:12Look, I'm going to Spain soon with my auntie and I don't know when I'll be back.
02:18Right, I need to go and do this video call with Gillespie Sale.
02:23I didn't realise the time.
02:25Shall I see you back at the office?
02:26Yeah, I'll be about 20 minutes.
02:27I'm going to pop into the Rovers and have a quick word with Eva first.
02:29Is that a euphemism?
02:32Is it a work thing?
02:33Kind of.
02:34I'll tell you about it later.
02:36Give me a kiss.
02:37Ah.
02:38Needy.
02:39You were asking for a slap.
02:40Hey, I'm going to get you struck off.
02:42Beat it.
02:43Hey, hi.
02:44Your euphemism just arrived.
02:47Take no notice of her.
02:50Nina, can I get a peppermint tea, please?
02:52Yeah, sure.
02:52Take a seat.
02:54Is that all right?
02:55Yeah, of course, yeah.
02:56I've got a kettle now, have you?
02:58Oh, don't.
02:59I just needed five minutes away from the madness.
03:01I was actually going to pop in and have a word with you
03:03about what we spoke about yesterday.
03:05Yeah, thank you for being my shoulder to cry on.
03:08I mean, you could do with a couple of sponges up there.
03:11Listen, I hope I'm not speaking out of school here,
03:13but I think what you're going through is
03:14you're grieving the loss of your baby.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, I know.
03:20But I am a strong, independent woman by all accounts,
03:24and I have a right to choose.
03:26I exercise that right, so I should be fine.
03:29I'll do.
03:33Listen, I had a client once
03:34who was forced into a termination by her husband,
03:37and her way of dealing with the grief
03:38was to write a letter to the baby that could have been.
03:41Poured her emotions out on the page.
03:43Did it help?
03:44Apparently so, yeah.
03:47I'm not very good at writing letters.
03:50Might be worth a try for her.
03:51Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
04:03I just feel a bit weird.
04:05I think Dylan was hinting at us getting serious,
04:07but I said I was going to Spain, and...
04:11Oh, that's...
04:12What are we going to do with you, eh?
04:21We're going to put you in a bag and...
04:23Oh, no, hold on.
04:24Come here.
04:25Come on.
04:26Come on.
04:26Come on.
04:27All together.
04:28Ready?
04:29We're going to put you in a bag and shake you up.
04:36OK?
04:37Now, I'll tell you what,
04:38why don't you give me a hand with the mince pies
04:39and, um, just don't mess them up.
04:42Oh?
04:43What do you want me to do?
04:44Well, you take this pastry cutter
04:46and that's it.
04:49As many of those as you can.
04:53Nothing quite says Christmas
04:55like my first sexy snowball of the year.
04:57Mmm.
05:01No, it's not level, though.
05:03So has this got sentimental value, then, this picture?
05:06Yeah, it's my granddad's.
05:07Do you know, when he died,
05:08my auntie June said we could take
05:09whatever we wanted from the elves.
05:11I made a beeline for that.
05:13It's beautiful, isn't it?
05:15Well, what can I say?
05:18Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:19Don't turn it on till it's straight.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22I'm going to spoil the illusion.
05:25No.
05:25It's still not straight.
05:27So you, uh, looking forward to Christmas, then?
05:30Torrington services?
05:32Hmm?
05:33Oh, yeah, that's fine.
05:34That's fine.
05:34Leave it there.
05:35Yeah, move away.
05:36No, no, don't touch it.
05:38God, you don't have cause a fuss.
05:39You did.
05:39God, you just leave it.
05:43Come and sit down.
05:45Oh, come.
05:47No, no, sit on the floor, please.
05:51Between my legs.
05:52I am looking forward to it, actually.
06:07One small with conviction, please, old B.
06:10No, I am.
06:11It's just...
06:12What, you've gone off me?
06:14Yeah, right.
06:14No, it just won't be the same without Mum.
06:19No.
06:20It'll be better.
06:23Sorry?
06:23Oh.
06:25You will be.
06:27If you keep rewriting history.
06:28Look, all you ever did when she was here was complain about her.
06:32It's a funny thing, innit?
06:34The minute that someone moves abroad, they become angelic.
06:39But let's be honest.
06:41That she was not.
06:46It's been nice being back at work.
06:49Back into the swing of things.
06:51Was it?
06:53And it'll be nice having a cosy little Christmas.
06:58Just the two of us.
06:59You know, are you worried about being bored?
07:06Maybe I can do something about that.
07:17And we're going to need batteries for you-know-what.
07:21No, no, look at that.
07:22I charge that every week.
07:23No, for the kids' presents, duh.
07:25Oh, I spy a teenage boy looking for snacks.
07:29I'll see you later.
07:30Can I have some of these, sir?
07:33Yeah, of course you can.
07:34When there's some gherkins there, you want them.
07:36My lucky day.
07:37Do you think the girls are excited about tomorrow?
07:40Yeah, I think so.
07:41Cos I know we've had our ups and downs, you know,
07:43when Jamie trashed the place, but...
07:45Well, you did say you were going to get something for Mum
07:47from them for Christmas.
07:49I'm on it.
07:51OK.
07:52Look what I've got.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Guess I loaded that.
07:59Happy Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Nice to see you.
08:03I love that sweater on you, Bethany.
08:05Oh, you can't beat a good Christmas knee.
08:11Oh, is everything all right there, Mother?
08:13Oh, I just wish Collar would answer an email for once in her life.
08:16Oh, come on.
08:17It is Christmas Eve and she's got holidays.
08:19Oh, be careful where you put those huge hands of yours, Daniel.
08:23I never touched her.
08:27So what, this Megan, she stayed over?
08:29Indeed she did.
08:30Aye, aye.
08:31And did the earth move?
08:32Mate, everything moved.
08:34I'll get that table shot.
08:35Yeah, I'll be over in a second.
08:38Hey, how are you?
08:40I'm all right, yeah.
08:41I, um, I wrote that letter.
08:43How was it?
08:44Yeah, I think it helped.
08:45I feel a bit lighter.
08:46Ah, I'm a medical worker.
08:47Oh, this is his ear.
08:48You do me a favour and hide this.
08:50Yeah, it's got a present.
08:51Oh.
08:53Hiya.
08:54Hello.
08:56Hiya.
08:56Can I get you both a drink?
08:57Ooh, orange and lemonade, please.
08:59Adam?
08:59I'm OK, thank you.
09:00Yeah, I'm just going to chop my bag in the back.
09:01Two ticks.
09:06Oh, yeah.
09:08Betsy.
09:09Safely ensconced in a pub in town with her mates.
09:11You OK?
09:17I'm just a bit tense.
09:20Come here.
09:23Come on.
09:25Come on!
09:37Ooh.
09:39Wow.
09:40Those knots.
09:41Does that feel good?
09:46What?
09:46Oh, come on.
09:48It's not weird.
09:49It's me.
09:50Becky.
09:51OK?
09:57Is that starting to feel better?
09:59Yeah?
10:00Well...
10:01Yeah, I can feel that it is.
10:06Yeah.
10:08Yeah, it feels good.
10:11You need someone to take care of you.
10:15You've been through so much.
10:19We need to...
10:22get rid of this negative energy.
10:26How?
10:27Come on, relax.
10:38Let me take care of you.
10:40Like a burial that seems to be the last one.
10:46No.
10:51What?
10:52Well...
10:54Don't stop.
10:58Two.
10:59One.
11:00One.
11:01She's never gonna see it.
11:28She doesn't know that, does she?
11:30Come on, who's it really for?
11:32Mum!
11:33Come on!
11:34Merry Christmas to the home, get it!
11:35Mum!
11:36Mum!
11:37Mum!
11:38Mum!
11:39That was amazing.
11:43Years melted away.
11:46I nearly melted two.
11:48I never stopped loving you, you know.
12:01That's what you said.
12:03You could say it too.
12:04No.
12:05No, I know it's a lot.
12:09But you know, we do need to think about, where do we go from here?
12:16I honestly don't know.
12:17We made vows.
12:18We had a kid together.
12:19You know, we built a whole life.
12:23I don't know about you, but I want it back.
12:25Baby steps.
12:26I'll take fetal steps if I have to.
12:27I've lost so much trust.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:29And I still love Carla too.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Of course.
12:33Complicated Carla.
12:34I'm not being horrible about which one of us is here.
12:38Carla was just a tourist.
12:39I'm not being horrible about which one of us is here.
12:44Carla was just a tourist.
12:45And it looks like she heard the bell ring and finally, well, finally it was time for her
13:10to jump off the bus.
13:11Did you just liken me to a bus?
13:13A very beautiful one.
13:18To Alia.
13:32To my baby.
13:33I am so...
13:34Hey!
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:39Oh!
13:40Oh!
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:45Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:50Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:04Blimey, who'd wrap those and win with your section, eh?
14:12More food?
14:13Well, thereby hangs a tail.
14:17You shouldn't be wasting all your money.
14:18I mean, we've still got leftover food.
14:20Can I finish what I'm saying, please?
14:22Sorry.
14:25Look, I know you were disappointed
14:28about having the smallest Christmas on record
14:31without galumping Eileen.
14:33Was I?
14:34So, I have invited some people over for Christmas Day.
14:38Who?
14:39Well, there's Billy and Summer.
14:45George and Christina.
14:47And, er, and Glenda.
14:50And they're all excited.
14:52Right.
14:53Ask me why they're all excited.
14:56Hmm?
14:57Because?
14:59Because you're doing the cooking.
15:00That's brilliant, isn't it?
15:07Right.
15:08I have got five more bags of shopping outside.
15:11Do you want to pop outside and get them before someone nicks them?
15:13Hmm?
15:14Come on.
15:17Hurry up.
15:25Do you think you should call it a night, James?
15:27Your sweet's free.
15:29Fancy bouncing on four-poster.
15:30I'm working, pal.
15:33And I think you should go home.
15:34You've had a fair few.
15:35Oh, I can't keep up with you.
15:36Last night you wanted to meet up,
15:38and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:40And you know what?
15:42Forget it.
15:43There's nothing to forget.
15:44Oh, really?
15:44Isn't there?
15:45Go home, James.
15:46You're like an aircon unit.
15:48I'm really not.
15:49Blow hot, blow cold.
15:51That's such a bad analogy.
15:52James, go home.
15:54Is this because I couldn't see you last night?
15:56Oh, you know what?
15:57I'm done.
15:59For good.
16:00I mean it.
16:01I'm sure you do.
16:03I wonder what Abby's going to think
16:04when I tell you your grubby little secret.
16:07No one's safe around you.
16:08There's no need for empty threats.
16:10I feel sorry for Santa
16:12when he comes down your chimney.
16:13Just be stood there in your undies,
16:15giving him the eye.
16:16Jealous?
16:16God help the reindeer, too.
16:21Get your hands off me.
16:24I'm sorry.
16:29Okay?
16:32My mum died yesterday.
16:36I'm sorry.
16:36And I've not taken it too well.
16:39And last night I got a little tipsy
16:41and needed a distraction.
16:44Right.
16:46Probably just as well as I didn't get it.
16:48I was out there in a great place at the minute.
16:51You're soulful of secrets, girl.
16:54And secrets have a habit of coming out.
16:57I just wish you would, too.
17:06You made a little bit of magic today, Brodie.
17:09Don't know about that.
17:10Well, we all know that your mum
17:12was never going to see that sign,
17:13but as long as Shanice thinks she did.
17:15Yeah, that's the important thing.
17:16I know.
17:21Hello?
17:23Mum?
17:24Joanie, it's Mum!
17:26What?
17:26I hope she pretends she saw the sign.
17:31I don't know.
17:33Brodie!
17:35What's mum?
17:36She saw your sign, Shanice.
17:38So I asked Glenda over for her dinner tomorrow
17:41and the cheeky article is going over to Todd and Theo's.
17:45Lucky thing.
17:47I do love a gay Christmas.
17:49Anyway, Lauren is coming over
17:51and she's going to bring wee Frankie with her.
17:54Aren't babies just the greatest thing to celebrate?
17:58Don't you agree, Eva?
18:00What's that?
18:01Babies.
18:02Aren't they great?
18:03Yeah, lovely.
18:05Of course you agree.
18:06You're baby mad, you.
18:08Adam, Alia,
18:10would you like to come over for your dinner tomorrow?
18:11The more, the merrier.
18:12Oh, we were just going to have a quiet one.
18:14Well, if someone's offering a cook.
18:16Do you know, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep you away.
18:19It's like something's a magnet to you here.
18:22Am I right?
18:23I wouldn't go that far.
18:24Well, that's settled then.
18:25I want this place packed to the rafters.
18:28I'm just popping to the loo.
18:29When nature calls.
18:32She's not pregnant, is she?
18:34No.
18:35Oh, no, I'm not saying she looks it or anything,
18:38but it's just she went to the loo
18:39and I was still thinking about wee Frankie.
18:42Your baby's on the brain today.
18:43I know, I can't think why.
18:45What's that side of you, I suppose?
18:47Yes, with baby Jesus in the manger
18:50with his little booties and whatnot.
18:52Swaddling bands.
18:53Oh, I'll give you swaddling bands.
18:56Listen, while Alia is in the way.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Here.
19:02How come you want a lorry load at Christmas, ma'am?
19:04Because, Benjamin, my darling,
19:07this is my stage.
19:08I am a diva.
19:09And a diva needs her audience.
19:11You're mad.
19:12So, fasten your seatbelts.
19:15I intend to put on quite a shell.
19:34Hey, Carla, it's me.
19:35So, it's Christmas Eve, babe.
19:42And I can't stop thinking about you.
19:46I want you.
19:48I want you back in my life,
19:50and I'm going to do whatever it takes
19:53to get you back.
19:54It's you.
20:00And it'll only ever be you.
20:04I love you.
20:12Merry Christmas.
20:13Christmas.
20:19Go on.
20:22Go on, Carla.
20:23Send one back.
20:54Get back in the closet, Carla.
21:24Get back in the closet.
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