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00:00All joy, all joy and joy, O young dear old God is to heaven and to heaven.
00:17Come and be on him on earth in the pages, O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, Christ.
00:47Oh, right, here we go, what do you call an old snowman? Oh, hmm, frosty. Frosty, what? Wait, 40 with an S, foresty, a 40-year-old snowman, actually that's quite right.
01:12Okay, that's just weird. Only Kelby would even think of that. So what's the answer anyway?
01:16Water.
01:17I don't get it.
01:20It smells delicious.
01:21Here he is.
01:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:23My favourite nephew.
01:24Yeah, can you let me quiet please or I will have to call the police.
01:26Call away, we're all in here.
01:28I'm a plus one.
01:29Actually, plus two.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Haven't you got any Christmas music?
01:33Oh, I'll ask, but Mr Finch isn't a fan, he says it lowers the tone.
01:38Mmm, Finch the Grinch.
01:41But I can get more drinks though, Auntie Em.
01:44Yes.
01:45Go on then.
01:46Same again all round I think, Robert.
01:48Did he tell you what he's been doing?
01:50He's been saving all his tips for the children's ward Christmas party.
01:54Aww.
01:55Tell him how much you got, Bobby.
01:57No, I don't know that.
01:58He said it's nearly 2,000 pounds.
02:01Amazing.
02:02Well done, you.
02:04Oh, I, um, better get those drinks.
02:08He's so lovely.
02:11Yeah.
02:12He is.
02:13I'm paying you some work and I'll have a family with you.
02:16Sorry.
02:17Yeah, I was just taking their drinks order.
02:19Um, they wanted to know if they could have any Christmas music.
02:22Well, they want.
02:23Shaker Stevens, wham.
02:25Wizard, I asked you to bring the ice out over ten minutes ago.
02:28Sorry, sorry.
02:29Yeah, I'll do it now.
02:30Uh, don't bother.
02:31I'll get it myself.
02:34My love, I'm just off for a Christmas tinkle.
02:36Uh, Tian, make sure you wash your hands.
02:39Sorry.
02:40No, I count.
02:41I'm the third one.
02:42Ooh, another one.
02:43Oh, another one.
02:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:16was everything okay oh yes it was darling you did me proud oh good oh i better get back to work
03:29oh yeah yeah come ready margot good king
03:59oh
04:25hello
04:27sir
04:32you okay there my love
04:37you waiting for someone
04:42oh you're freezing how long have you been here
04:49do you need something
04:57one morning in the month of june down by a rolling river
05:12there where he tried the chance to stay and he beheld his lover
05:17her cheeks were red and eyes were brown her hair and ringlets hanging down she's a lovely face
05:23but i had to frown just as the tide was flowing
05:36okay so can i ask why you open the big fish you were looking for fish no i got fish i was looking for
05:44veg why they throw it out at the end of the day see there's nothing wrong with most of it got a nice bit
05:50a bit of broccoli for my salmon i mean i had to trim it up a bit but they're really mangy stuff i i cut up and i use it for feed
05:58for the fish for the fish for the rabbit
06:03for the rabbit right and what time was this
06:05uh quarter to nine i know that because i had to get the veg back to janet for five two
06:11the rabbit my wife's sister she cuts up the veg for the rabbit but she leaves for work at nine
06:18banksy she works at the banks no the rabbit's called banksy after that artist fella the one
06:27who draws on walls okay he's not dead i saw him breathing banksy no the bloke in the bin oh
06:57oh this way who's your friend i found him in a wheelie bin his name's seb and he had a bit too
07:16much to drink last night didn't you said well you know you've had a good night when you wake up in a
07:21wheelie bin you taking him home uh not yet can't get his head off he said his mates glued it on oh dear
07:35you'll need some adhesive remover i'll take him you go and get some come on all right let's step
07:41carefully are you careful we will be okay i've got you oh my nap layers yeah
07:59oh there's an exhibition on at the town hall tonight christmas through the decades we're going
08:05christmas shopping remember they built replica rooms from every decade from the noughties back
08:11through the nineties the eighties the seventies the sixties you need to finish by five okay i'll try
08:20you promised right say out loud i will finish at five good let's hope shipton abbott's criminal
08:31fraternity don't get to hear about this we could have a six o'clock frenzy
08:41i'm not sure which question to ask first
08:50morning margo morning i uh see you brought your friend in he's not my friend kelby found him in a
09:15wheelie bin excellent oh this is the uh the exhibition at the town hall yeah christmas through
09:25the decades i can get you tickets for that my stepmums one of the organizers i get a family discount huh
09:32margo oh i'm busy tonight
09:44something wrong with this
09:45uh sorry something wrong with it i think
10:00margo
10:02why exactly is the snowman here his head's glued on and he's refusing to go home because his new
10:08girlfriend's mum and dad are there they've come down for christmas to meet him
10:12yeah i'm worried about giving them the wrong impression well i would not to when he dressed
10:16in a snowman's suit smelling a wheelie bin
10:18fair enough
10:19don't have the facilities oh
10:21as soon as you can please
10:25problem there was a chap sitting on the doorstep when i opened up his name's david but he seems a
10:30bit confused so i put him in the interview room with a cup of tea that's a very nice thing to do
10:34oh i've been trying to get social services to come and collect him but they haven't got anyone free
10:39i mean i've made it as comfortable for him as i can in there
10:44your thing was this is the only thing he had with him
10:51weird
10:53david is it
10:54david
11:00we're just a little bit confused about why you have a photograph of me in your pocket
11:08did i you don't recall why
11:15take time
11:19have we ever met
11:20i need to find my sister your sister is that why you're here louise that's her name
11:34can you help me we can try do you and your sister live together
11:44yes
11:44it's christmas you see and i i really need to find her where do you and your sister live david
11:58is there an address you can give us
12:05i'm sorry i'm not being much help am i do you live in shipton abbott
12:11i really need to find her
12:17it's all right okay don't upset yourself we'll work it out
12:22it would help if we had a full name david
12:26i'll write it down shall i can you um can you spell it for me
12:41david
12:41and there was nothing else in his pockets at all
12:54uh a bit of loose change no wallet no credit cards no phone nothing
12:58why would a complete stranger someone i've never met before be sitting on the station doorstep with
13:04a photograph of me in his pocket do you recognize the photo where it was taken when no but it has
13:12to be key maybe it's on social media somewhere something martha or am posted i could look online
13:18yes do that in the meantime let's start with the search a five mile radius we're looking for a
13:24brother and sister living together david and louise hilton try care homes and sheltered housing first
13:29right and check other divisions for missing person reports on it margot i got a call from the hub
13:38vicious wine bar was broken into last night after we left no uniforms attended in the early hours of
13:44the morning took photos and secured the building they've asked us to follow up
13:49you're sure you're doing the right thing it was something he said when rosie left
14:00about us being on our own and how we'd have to make do it's always been the same for us all through
14:07the ivf and the fostering the worry lurking under the surface that we needed something else to be happy
14:16that we might not be enough for each other on our own
14:21and this is the best way i could think of to show him that all i ever need is him standing next to me
14:29holding my hand
14:33this is the best christmas surprise ever it will be if we all do our part so all the boxes are in the
14:40kitchen you need to get them there by four put the closed early sign up outside before you go okay
14:46mum you need to be at the train station by 2 30. this is who you're picking up oh he looks nice he is
14:54bring him back here and if humphrey comes in you'll have to hide him hide him where use your imagination
15:01there's room in the stock cupboard will you mind being in the stock cupboard just do what you need to
15:06humphrey mustn't see him so does everyone know what they're doing yeah no team martha
15:13so much for shipton abbott being devon's hidden gem he's got his scumbags like everywhere else
15:23i blame the parents yeah put two morons together what'd you get surprise here's another moron
15:30uh you were at home when the alarm company called to say there had been a break-in no i was at friends in
15:35palmeron what time about 1 30. it's quite late to go visiting well we're having a party i said i'd
15:43join them when the bar close you can see the door's been jimmied open uh yes can i ask what was taken
15:51i asked you to go to the bank this morning so this week's taking so far the float i haven't tied it
15:56all up but i reckon north of ten thousand a lot of cash it is christmas people throw in for the bill
16:05so we get more cash than usual can we see inside
16:12is there damage anywhere else no office no then where do they take the cash from from the drawer under
16:25the till is it usual to keep that amount of money in the bar overnight can be depends on when i can get
16:33to the bank water but they're wine bottles i guess someone spilled water on the bar
16:55is that robert's charity tips jar yeah look is this uh gonna take long we're nearly done only i need
17:01to get this cleaned up so i can open can i ask who else would have known you had cash here overnight
17:07no one no way robert robert knew i remember him yesterday asking me if i've been to the bank or not
17:25i can't believe this was anything to do with margot's nephew no let's check where he was last night
17:30after the bar closed and uh check on this party in polmarin too sir
17:47there we are my love a nice fresh cup of tea
18:00okay thanks bye
18:14okay so i spoke to terry finch's friend in polmarin
18:28terry finch's friend in polmarin he confirms that terry arrived there just after midnight and
18:34he was with him when he got the call from the alarm company about the break-in just after 1 30.
18:39he took a cab back to the wine bar because he'd had a drink i've confirmed to the cab company that
18:43they picked him up in polmarin and took him to the bar the uniformed unit were already at the scene and
18:48confirmed the break-in happened at 1 30. so we can rule out terry finch looks that way
18:53i couldn't find adhesive remover anywhere you'd think i'd be asking for unicorn poo
19:03had to go to the industrial estate
19:05you can't just leave him sitting there what else can i do with him i don't know but this is a
19:18police station we're in here discussing cases look i just gotta get his head off and then i'll get him
19:22on can't you just cut it off no he hired it he can't he's got a hundred pound deposit against any
19:31damage well hurry up uh kelby can you check cctv from the high street last night say between 12
19:39and 2 a.m sir uh what am i looking for ah well anyone in the vicinity of fishers wyam bar at around
19:461 30 a.m the unit that attended the break-in sent a report it's in your inbox thanks margot and the
19:51grinch sent me a full report of what was stolen around 11 000 pounds in cash plus the contents of
20:02robert's charity job there was a big sticker on it too saying it was for charity and that christmas god
20:08that's well bad any leads on the photograph uh i ran the search online but didn't find anything
20:20so i passed it to it see if they have more luck and the sister again nothing so far i'm still waiting
20:27on the missing person reports to come back but i've drawn a blank with electoral register care homes
20:32sheltered housing in a five mile radius looks like we've hit a dead end maybe we should just pass it
20:38onto social services unless at least keep trying until they go here and you're not even going to
20:49warn him no he'll start fretting and when he frets he breaks things right well speaking of someone
20:56surrounded by bottles no one wants that just make sure everything's ready it will be oh hi thanks for
21:04getting back to me how can one person be on the phone so much every time i call her she's engaged
21:11maybe she's busy i haven't got anything on fishes weimar it there's no cctv in the alley a few passes
21:19by at the front just after midnight then nothing until the police unit turned up just after 1 30
21:26then a cab arrives that's terry finch oh still we still need to speak to robert check his movements
21:32mm-hmm why you don't think he had anything to do with this of course not that's to spark the
21:40investigation margot ticking all the boxes do you know where we can find him
21:44yeah well i've got three jobs i do mornings here home deliveries in the afternoon
21:57and fishers four nights a week can you tell us where you were last night after you left the bar
22:02up to about 1 30 a.m uh yeah no i was i was at home can anyone vouch for that uh well no
22:10uh laura is staying at her mum's with the girls laura's your wife yeah yeah hey um is it true that
22:18they took that charity money from behind the bar too yes they did who would do something like that
22:26uh yesterday do you recall asking terry finch if he'd been to the bank uh no oh no wait yes
22:35did yeah yes i think i did can ask why oh no no reason i just have to cover the bar if he goes
22:43to the sorry am i in trouble no no not at all um just routine questions oh can you just run us
22:51through your shift yesterday starting with after we left yeah well i mean i was rushed off my feet
22:57um mr finch see he won't hire any more staff he says cutting costs makes us look good to head office
23:03hmm uh you didn't notice anything out of the ordinary no no no no we had three parties in
23:09um we called last orders not long after you guys left and you know everyone just drifted off what
23:13time was that i think we were empty by about half eleven yeah i wiped down the tables in the bar
23:19i put the uh thank you i put the empties in the bottle crate to be collected the next morning
23:25emptied the bins behind the bar normally i'd run the bin bags out the back but mr finch told me to go
23:29home so yeah i think i left by about quarter to twelve then after you left did you see anyone
23:34outside nope it was pretty quiet oh no hold on there was this lunatic in a snowman suit yeah oh
23:47oh god are you sure we can't take this head off yet apparently not glue needs to soften for another
23:5520 minutes and we can't cut it off because you'll lose his deposit it's a fine so you were at a party
24:04yeah i was at a mate's flat his girlfriend's birthday fancy dress whoa how do you know that i'm a
24:11detective and on your way home you walk through the alley behind the shops on the high street
24:16uh shortcut right did you see anyone particularly anyone at the back of fisher's wine bar i think i
24:23saw a bloke taking the bins out right what time oh maybe just before midnight oh and then there was
24:30this bunch of kids kids yeah about 10 of them on bikes all started taking the mick obviously how old
24:37you know 15 16. anyways they all start pushing me around and then one of them goes oh chuck him in
24:46the wheelie bin and so they did couldn't you get out oh i was smashed by then plus it's surprisingly
24:53comfortable in there oh don't remember nothing after that right sorry what you thinking
25:01this fresh splinter of wood we found at the scene from the back door yeah but it was only visible
25:09once the bin men had taken the bags away in the morning do you remember they cleared them while we
25:13were there so so so surely that must mean the splinter was under the bags but how can that be when our
25:24snowman saw finch put the bags out before he left the evening it doesn't make any sense we know the
25:29breaking was at 1 30 because that's when the alarm went off exactly
25:44the eagle has landed
26:02oh yeah we uh we thought you might be hungry it's ham and cheese
26:09it's ham and cheese
26:16if you don't like it we can swap it for something else
26:20uh no rush just just let me know have you found louise
26:26no david not yet but we're looking okay i miss it so much oh mate
26:33hey we know you do don't get upset all right our inspector he's looking for her and he's amazing
26:45got it that was it they found a match for the image ah it's from the tavistock chronicle newspaper
27:01coverage of the amateur dramatics train murder they snapped you at the station remember no idea
27:07it's definitely the same image okay good so let's uh focus our search on the tavistock area and see
27:13what that throws up will do all right oh steady you got my skin there
27:22everyone meet seb branner hello seb thank heavens for that oh thank you guys i thought i'd never get out
27:32david got a bit upset started talking about his sister again but he's calmed down a bit poor love
27:40oh hello mate no you're right now kelby will show you where the bathroom is you can get the rest of
27:45it off brilliant cheers oh sorry yeah okay you're right i've sent an information request to tavistock
27:55police and the town council so what are you thinking the kids on the bikes no
28:02uh yeah there were three or four bottles of pinot grigio smashed on the floor no other damage and
28:10there was no empty beer cans no witty remarks or pictures of genitalia etched on the walls the office
28:16was untouched no this wasn't teenagers i think this was someone who knew the cash was there and where it
28:25was robert so you do think bobby was involved no yes you do i could see it on your faces we're still
28:33trying to work out exactly what happened margot but bobby is a suspect no well yes but only until
28:41we eliminate him i'm sorry margot we don't like it any more than you do but we have to do our job
28:46he's the only other person who knew that cash was there overnight and he's working three jobs so we
28:52know money's tight for him and i've known him his entire life there's no way he could do anything
28:57like this we're sure that's true but we have no but that boy goes to the children's ward every
29:04christmas morning to take them presents do you really think he'd steal his own charity money and
29:10yes he's got three jobs but that's because he's a hard-working lad trying to provide for his own family
29:16not a thief
29:23margot good luck with that
29:37everything all right yeah uh the boxes are in the car
29:40mum back yeah she's just in the kitchen making a sandwich
29:43you're not having second thoughts are you what if he hates it he won't he'll love it you think
29:53i know all right i better go and check on our guest
30:05sir tavistock police no missing person reports in the past week okay
30:10but but i still think we're in the right area so um try gp surgeries next uh social services see if
30:16any of them have a patient called david or louise haylton sir
30:31i'm sorry i shouted
30:40i was a bit cross it's perfectly understandable but i stand by what i said my bobby isn't a thief
30:47so kelby did you get your snowman home
30:58seb yeah i got to meet his new girlfriend's parents yeah they didn't suspect a thing
31:04well he did have a rash across his neck but he said it was only because he was nervous to meet him
31:11and he said it was only because he had to meet him but he had to meet him but he had to meet him
31:16he had to meet him but he had to meet him but he had to meet him but he had to meet him
31:18oh hey it's like that joke from last night
31:20what do you call an old snowman water
31:26ice that's it
31:29melting ice
31:31explain
31:32an empty crisp packet what oh no sorry
31:39if this splinter of wood was found underneath the bags of rubbish at the back of fisher's wine bar
31:44then the door must have been forced open before they were put out by terry finch shortly before midnight
31:49except that's not possible because we know the break-in was an hour and a half later what if it
32:01wasn't what if everything was just set up to look like a break-in by whom terry finch yes
32:11sorry but if finch set all this up himself how could the alarm go off at 1 30 in the morning when
32:20we know he was 10 miles away in polmarin because in the words of a song from my youth ice ice baby ice
32:28remember the pool of water on the bar what about it i thought it was all at the time it was wine
32:36bottles that were broken so how could it be water robert told us he wiped down the bar before he left
32:42and he also said he emptied the bin behind the bar yet it had a plastic bag in it
32:56okay now you're losing me i saw a similar bag at the christmas party
33:03sorry
33:06but you'd expect to see a bag used for ice behind a bar wouldn't you yes but
33:12if robert emptied the bin as he said and i have no reason to doubt him why was it there in the morning
33:19thank you good night
33:22this is what i think happened i had to carry you tonight all right sorry pull your finger out or else
33:28i'm gonna have to get someone else don't say that mr finchman no no you know i need this job well maybe you
33:32should be thinking more about your kids and less about fawning all over the punch it's just it's
33:37christmas i just wanted everyone to have a good time i told you christmas is for mugs all i'm
33:41interested in is how much they spend all right so less chitty chatting and more serving you got it
33:47yeah got it i think robert did exactly as you said after he cleaned the bar he emptied the bin
33:52leave them i'll take them out no it's fine i'll take leave them i'll take them out i'll do it myself
33:56like everything else go on go home i'm sick of looking at you like mr finch and once robert had
34:03left finch went straight out to the back door which is how this splinter of wood got in the
34:21alley before the bags of rubbish the only thing that fits my soup smells i feel really sick cheer up
34:31mate it's christmas hey hey oh what fun it is to watch hey look at this guy all right kids all right
34:40let's chuck him in the bin
34:45there was no damage anywhere else no sign of anyone searching the office
34:49so our thief had to know where the money was
34:59but this this was the clever bit
35:08ice defrost at a predetermined pace and therefore makes a perfect time delay switch
35:15so as the ice melts the bottles will fall setting off the alarm precisely
35:35so
35:39so
35:41so
35:43so
35:46so
35:47I don't know.
36:17By the time Terry Finch arrived at the wine bar, the police were already there and had found the broken back door and broken wine bottles on the floor.
36:32Which would look exactly like a break-in.
36:34I think when Terry got there, he took the plastic ice bag from the bar and simply threw it in the bin.
36:40But forgot to wipe away the water from the melted ice on the bar.
36:49Precisely.
36:50So, it wasn't Bobby?
36:53No, it was not.
36:59Crikey.
37:00Thank you, Margot.
37:03Kelby, go pick him up.
37:06Oh.
37:07Tavistock Social Services.
37:10Oh, they've reported one of their care home residents, David Hilton, as missing.
37:15He wasn't in his room when his carer went in this morning.
37:19No mention of his sister, but his daughter and son-in-law are on their way now to pick him up.
37:26Oh, yes.
37:27So he'll be with his family for Christmas.
37:29Well done, everyone.
37:30Kelby called.
37:50They've got him.
37:51And Margot ran a cheque.
37:52Seems he was sacked from his last job for running up gambling debt on the company credit card.
37:56I see.
37:57So he was a gambler.
37:59Whose luck just ran out.
38:00Hello.
38:08I'm Humphrey.
38:09This is Esther.
38:13He's your dad, is he?
38:14He's been going out of our minds all day.
38:16Yes, I'm sure.
38:17Where did you find him?
38:19He found us.
38:21He was sitting on the door set when I came in this morning.
38:23Are we going to see Louise now?
38:25Oh, not yet, Dad.
38:27We need to get you home.
38:29Everyone's worried about you.
38:31He's been talking about his sister all day.
38:34I'm sorry.
38:35We'll get him home.
38:36I'm sure you've got more important things to do.
38:37Not at all.
38:38Can I just ask?
38:40He had a photograph of me in his pocket.
38:46You wouldn't happen to know why.
38:49You're Humphrey Goodman.
38:52Yes.
38:53Yes, I am.
38:55Dad, you sit with Keith for a minute, okay?
38:59I won't be long.
39:00Yeah.
39:02You're all right, Dad.
39:05You're all right.
39:09Dad and his sister Louise were adopted.
39:11They lost their parents when he was seven.
39:13They were supposed to go to the same family,
39:15but circumstances changed and they were split up.
39:17Come, ye faithful, joyful and shy of us.
39:28He tried to look for her over the years,
39:50but just hit one dead end after another.
39:53So he just sort of locked it away and got on with his life.
39:58Just became that unspoken thing.
40:03And then he started to get ill
40:04and he was diagnosed as having dementia.
40:09And as his memory started to deteriorate,
40:13he started talking about Louise again.
40:18It was as if of all the things he had in his life,
40:20she was the thing he was frightened about forgetting the most.
40:25So, we decided to try again.
40:29We hit the same dead ends as before,
40:32but this time we found her.
40:34Dad was so excited.
40:36We traced her to Gloucester,
40:38where she was adopted by a couple on Christmas Eve in 1968.
40:41They changed her name to theirs,
40:43so she became Louise Briggs.
40:45But then she moved away
40:47and we lost all track of her.
40:49Then, the people who bought her old house in Gloucester
40:53found an old bank statement
40:54dated from around the time she moved away,
40:56but it showed that she made a withdrawal
40:58from an ATM and shipped an abbot.
41:01Sorry.
41:01Oh.
41:02I still don't see why David would have a photograph
41:05of me in his pocket.
41:06So, we were at a loss as what to do next.
41:09So, we spoke to Dad about hiring a private detective
41:12in the new year.
41:13Someone from Devon who could help us find her.
41:15And Dad saw your picture in the paper
41:18and thought you looked like a decent chap,
41:20so he was going to call you and ask if you could help.
41:24He can't remember what he had for breakfast,
41:27but he can tell you what song was on the radio
41:30the day they took Louise away.
41:31It's like he's stuck in that moment
41:38and the hurt is just as real now
41:41as it was then.
41:43OK, everyone, let's run a check on the name Louise Briggs.
41:52Town halls, social services, PNC,
41:55any other databanks you can get into,
41:57local HMRC, passport office, DVLA.
42:01Look into local clubs and organisations.
42:03She must be drawing a pension by now,
42:05see if that gives us anything.
42:06Sir?
42:07Er, should we be making these kinds of checks?
42:11Yes, we should, Sergeant,
42:12for two very good reasons.
42:14Firstly, it's a missing persons investigation.
42:16Even though they're not missing any more?
42:18Technically, yes.
42:19And the second?
42:21It's Christmas.
42:23Oh, Martha called.
42:25She said she's at the winery ordering stock.
42:27Can you pick her up from there?
42:28And don't be late.
42:29What time's it now?
42:31Er, it's 4.35.
42:32You've got 25 minutes.
42:34OK, quick as you can, everyone.
42:36Hey, Elton.
42:53H-A-L-E-T-O-N.
42:56Although that's her original name,
42:57she went on to become Louise Briggs.
42:59Have we got anything else listed
43:01under the name Louise Briggs?
43:03No, that's all the information we have.
43:05Could we cross-reference her date of birth
43:07against anything else?
43:08All we know for sure is she left Gloucester
43:10around four years ago
43:11and we think came to ship the nabbit
43:13or at least somewhere in this area.
43:15Bye.
43:16OK, let me see if I can find that.
43:18I'll come back to you.
43:21They need a national insurance number.
43:23You'd better go.
43:24Five more minutes.
43:25OK, well, thanks for trying.
43:27Bye.
43:28Nothing.
43:29Say again?
43:32But her adopted name was definitely Louise Briggs.
43:37Well, is there an address on the records?
43:41If you would.
43:43You got my number.
43:45OK, thanks, Jess.
43:46There was Louise Briggs married
43:50in patent registry office four years ago.
43:53She declared her former name as Hilton.
43:56So it's her?
43:57It has to be.
43:58Her married name is Branner,
43:59but they couldn't see an address for her.
44:01They're checking, but, you know,
44:03they can't guarantee it'll be today.
44:05Branner.
44:06I've heard that somewhere.
44:08Yeah.
44:08Seb, the snowman.
44:13Oh.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Of course.
44:16You go.
44:17We'll do this.
44:18Oh, no, I...
44:19No.
44:22Right.
44:23Let's call Seb.
44:32Come on through.
44:33She should be around here somewhere.
44:37Ah.
44:37Hello, love.
44:39All right, Lou.
44:39Guys, this is my step-mom.
44:42Uh, Louise,
44:43this is Esther and Margot.
44:45Hi.
44:46Louise, we're from Shipton Abbot Police.
44:48It's nothing to worry about.
44:49Gonna let Margot take the lead on this one.
44:52Um,
44:53Louise,
44:54we believe you had an older brother.
44:56No, you were separated.
44:58Yeah.
44:59Well, we found it.
45:00Huh.
45:37Come on.
45:43He's here.
45:46Ah.
45:47Oh, good Lord.
45:49You mean we're really getting married?
45:51Just told you.
45:52Yes, but I thought it a metaphor.
45:54For?
45:55For something else.
45:57You still want to get married, don't you?
45:58Yes, of course I do.
45:59But, I mean, why the big secret?
46:03Because whenever we've planned it properly, it's always gone wrong.
46:08And so I just thought I'd sneak up on you.
46:12And because after Rosie left, I wanted to show you that as hard as it was losing her, it was kind of all right.
46:20Because I didn't want to get married.
46:21Because I still had you.
46:22Because I still had you.
46:23And you're enough.
46:26So are you.
46:30Shall we get married then?
46:32Yes, please.
46:33You'll need to change.
46:39And I nearly forgot.
46:41Mm-hmm.
46:42I found your best man, too.
46:45Ah, crikey.
46:47Commissioner.
46:48Commissioner.
46:50Nice of you to join us, Inspector Goodman.
46:58He's here.
47:09Annie, do you want to take over?
47:11Dad.
47:13Look over there.
47:16It's Louise.
47:18David.
47:30David.
47:31David.
47:44No.
47:48I can't believe you've come all this way just for me.
47:57I didn't.
47:59Oh.
48:01Well, I was in the UK anyway, visiting my daughter.
48:04This was a happy coincidence.
48:07Even so.
48:09Thank you, sir.
48:11Well, should I call you Selwyn?
48:13No.
48:15Of course.
48:18All your jokes
48:20If I'm in you and you're feeling broke
48:25If I promise this is what I'll do
48:31Will you love me like I do you
48:36If I hold you when the world is great
48:42If you're trying to leave me
48:46Wait!
48:47What are you doing?
48:50Just in time.
48:52What?
48:53Okay.
49:01So, we're here today to witness the marriage of Humphrey and Martha
49:06Who are not so much starting a new life together
49:09But confirming their commitment to each other
49:12Do you remember our house?
49:17My bedroom was next to your bedroom
49:19That's right
49:22To cherish and respect each other
49:25Throughout our lives together
49:27Humphrey
49:32I give you this rent
49:35As a symbol of our love, trust and marriage
49:39I give you this ring as a symbol of our love, trust and marriage
49:55I give you this ring as a symbol of our love, trust and marriage
50:03I promise to care for you above all others and to give you my love, friendship and support
50:11Other finger
50:13Other finger
50:13Other finger
50:17Other finger
50:18Other finger
50:19No, the ring, the other finger
50:20Oh, sorry, golly
50:21Other finger
50:22Other finger
50:23Yeah, and to respect and cherish you throughout our lives together
50:26And to respect and cherish you throughout our lives together
50:41And to respect and cherish you throughout our lives together
50:48And now, a short reading from the best man, Selwyn
50:52Who is to say what love is
51:00From the fluttering heart that sees a face long missed
51:05To the tearful, breathless wrench of a love only ever found in the moment
51:13Or a love that speaks of blood shared
51:20Of a bond that can't be broken
51:26Of a bond that can't be broken
51:29Of a light that can never be dimmed by adversity
51:35Who is to say what love is
51:42Because love seeks no favor, nor does it seek permission.
51:53It seeks no title, no praise or reward.
52:00Love simply is.
52:04Love never blames, always forgives,
52:09and cannot be diminished by distance,
52:14or weakened by time.
52:19Love is what is left when everything else deserts you.
52:26Who is to see what love is?
52:31Only you.
52:33Because only you know.
52:36At which point, having declared their vows to each other,
52:42and through the exchanging of rings,
52:44I can very happily declare that Humphrey and Martha are now husband and wife.
52:50Ah, congratulations.
53:07Archie, thank you.
53:10This is perfect.
53:11Worth all the skullduggery?
53:12Definitely.
53:13All those clandestine meetings was a bit like being back in the old days.
53:17Stop.
53:17I'm a married woman.
53:19And I couldn't be happier for you.
53:25It's such a shame he can't find someone.
53:28I mean, he's handsome, rich, generous to a food,
53:34even makes his own wine.
53:36I mean, there should be a queue around the building.
53:40Though I have to admit that your clumsy, annoying, socially awkward,
53:45yet quite delightful beanpole for a new husband
53:49is quite a catch, too.
53:52Yes, he is.
53:53Oh, Inspector, we were just, um, comparing notes.
53:59That's mildly terrifying.
54:01It seems you've brought all your annoying traits with you from the Caribbean.
54:04But also your brilliance.
54:06Ah.
54:07Congratulations.
54:08Thank you, Mum.
54:11Commissioner?
54:12It was my pleasure.
54:16Thank you for being here.
54:18And your reading was quite beautiful.
54:20I'm not entirely sure how you managed to convince her to marry you.
54:30You're a very lucky man.
54:32Yes, I am.
54:34Oh.
54:35Ah, excuse me.
54:37Of course.
54:38Inspector Wilson.
54:39Oh.
54:40David and her sister, how'd it go?
54:42Uh, we found her.
54:44She agreed to meet him.
54:45They're together now.
54:46It was amazing.
54:48So, she was related to Seb the Snowman?
54:50Yeah, she was his step-mom.
54:52Congratulations, everyone.
54:54Well done.
54:54You're amazing.
54:55Yeah, we are.
54:56I think we should reward ourselves with another drink.
54:59Oh, yes.
55:00Good idea.
55:01Come on, sir.
55:02Um, just do it.
55:03Okay.
55:07Everything okay, sir?
55:08Mm.
55:09That was the new inspector.
55:10Yeah, he's working on a case in St. Paris.
55:14But there seems to be links to the UK which he would like me to look into while I'm here.
55:20Sorry, Selwyn.
55:21Can I steal my husband?
55:23Be my guest.
55:25Thank you, sir.
55:30All right, okay.
55:31Have a look at the cake.
55:32I'm shooting.
55:33Bye.
55:34Any excuse?
55:36Excuse me?
55:37Yeah.
55:38To stand next to me.
55:40What did you do?
55:41Pour it into a pot plant?
55:42You wish.
55:44Oh, really?
55:45Yeah.
55:45One, two, two, one, two.
55:47Yeah, that's great.
55:48Maybe I do.
55:51Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
55:52We are bellowheads.
55:54You can't keep running away.
55:57Mum, come on.
55:58The band's starting.
55:59Well, we finally did it.
56:09Sorry, that one.
56:12Yes, we did.
56:13Happy?
56:15Very.
56:16Actually, it doesn't matter if you are or not.
56:18There's no escape now.
56:19You're stuck with me.
56:21It's the only best I've ever wanted to be.
56:24Merry Christmas, Mrs. Goodman.
56:26Merry Christmas, Mr. Goodman.
56:29I'm a dog.
56:32Oi.
56:33You two.
56:34Ka-boun-san chance.
56:36I want him.
56:37It'sadt.
56:39Oh.
56:43Oh.
56:44Oh.
56:44Well done.
57:14Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Goodman.
57:44I'll forget my beer in Midlands and the landlord's tub I'll pay
57:48Before I forget my own divnade ten thousand miles away
57:52I'll sing low the wind I owe, for an old thing I won't go
57:57I'll stay no more on England's shore for me to hear the music play
58:01For I'm off on the morning train, I won't be back again
58:05I'm taking a trip on a government ship ten thousand miles away
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