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00:00:00Christmas!
00:00:15Welcome to my Christmas quiz night and to everyone who left their outdoor lights up from last year.
00:00:21Well done. Your entire street has slagged you off for 11 months, but finally you showed them.
00:00:27My wonderful guests will be wrapping presents, watching some Christmas telly and blaming each other if someone on their team gets the question wrong.
00:00:36Just like a typical Christmas in their own houses. You can play along at home too, so pour yourself a tea, Maria.
00:00:43Take the cling film off your volivants and let's get started.
00:00:49With comedian and author Shappi Kossandi, we have Fairy Godmother and Birds of a Feather star, Leslie Joseph.
00:00:56With this, and her ugly sister, Dame Christopher Biggins.
00:01:04And with actor and comedian John Thompson, we have the lovely Debbie McGee, and the equally lovely comedian Stephen Bailey.
00:01:16Christopher, you've never had a Christmas at home, have you, when you've not been in Panto?
00:01:21Now, I'm always doing Panto, but I did do Christmas one year at my house, and we had, I think, 14 people over.
00:01:28And we managed to cook, and we had tables all joined together, and a great friend of mine, his mum, sat opposite me, and she wanted to go to the alert one particular point.
00:01:36And she got up, and she was wearing a lovely paper hat, and she put her head forward, and hit a candle, and the whole of her head went up in flames.
00:01:43Now, Leslie, what's going on here, love?
00:01:49Biggins, actually, you and me.
00:01:51That's when we were, we were, we were doing tipping points, do you remember?
00:01:55I do.
00:01:56You've got a Christmas tradition, haven't you?
00:01:57Oh, I have, I have, I have.
00:01:59I love doing my own Christmas cards, and I've been doing it for about 25 years.
00:02:04So every year, I find a picture that it might be me on a camel, it might be me outside number 10, it might be me with, I did one with my head upside down in a bucket.
00:02:16I'm just everything.
00:02:17Now!
00:02:19Just a quiet night at home with Leslie and a few friends.
00:02:24Chappie, what are your Christmas memories?
00:02:26Well, my mum and dad aren't, um, originally from this country, and they did not understand Christmas trees.
00:02:34My mum decorated a, an yucca plant that we had, and I was like, that's not it.
00:02:39She's like, well, you want to bring a tree in from the garden?
00:02:41I was like, no, you go, no, you go to the garden centre, and you get a tree.
00:02:45And then I was telling her about Santa, and she was like, what, a man's coming down the chimney and leaving you presents?
00:02:50It's a bit mad when you think about it.
00:02:51It is a bit mad.
00:02:52So now that I'm an adult, because there was a bit of a deficit of a traditional Christmas, I go to town.
00:02:58Right, so this is what I mean.
00:03:00This was our Christmases.
00:03:01My mum and dad would make an effort by taking us to a friend's house, but nothing much would be going on,
00:03:06and I would just sit there, a bored 15-year-old, because I spent most of Christmas Day just reading on my own, really bored, with no presents.
00:03:14Was she literally your Christmas Day?
00:03:15Literally, I was there all day.
00:03:17No Santa, nothing.
00:03:19John, here's you.
00:03:20Oh, Lord.
00:03:22So what did the Thompsons get up to at Christmas, love?
00:03:27We'd get together, we're a very small family, but I used to love boxing, there weren't some bananas, and it was always the same.
00:03:32Bingo, Beetle Drive, and indoor fireworks.
00:03:37That was brilliant.
00:03:38I loved it.
00:03:38I loved it.
00:03:38I loved the 80s.
00:03:39Yeah, yeah.
00:03:40Debbie, who do you have round at your house at Christmas?
00:03:42Well, it's always a big family affair, but Christmas morning, we have a big tradition.
00:03:47What's that?
00:03:48Whiskey porridge.
00:03:49Anyone have whiskey porridge?
00:03:51Whiskey porridge, why have I never done that?
00:03:52Yeah, but years ago...
00:03:53What happens?
00:03:54Well, years ago, Paul and I were staying in the Lake District, and it was at one of those hotels that you had to eat what they gave you.
00:04:00There wasn't a choice.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:01And breakfast was whiskey porridge, and we said, right, we're going to steal that for Christmas morning.
00:04:06I think we'll be doing that.
00:04:08Even, my darling, you're named after my favourite part of Christmas, Bailey's.
00:04:13Any festive traditions in your family?
00:04:14Um, yes.
00:04:16When we were kids, my cousin always made us dress up as elves with, like, a bin bag, and we had to go around and give out the presents.
00:04:21Oh, there he is!
00:04:23Look!
00:04:23That is so cute.
00:04:24I was...
00:04:24I just love that we've gone to that much effort, but then, with a sack, we've just gone, get a bag.
00:04:29Do you know what?
00:04:30We've done the costumes.
00:04:30Just get a bag.
00:04:31We'll just do a bin bag.
00:04:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:33Anyway, enough of that.
00:04:35This is supposed to be a quiz, so I'm about to give you some questions, and I would like to receive some correct answers.
00:04:41Shappie, your team's first.
00:04:43In an old-style box of Quality Streets, which one is the blue one?
00:04:47Purple.
00:04:48Oh, purple.
00:04:48Oh, um, coconut.
00:04:50Which one is the blue one?
00:04:52Oh.
00:04:53As I'm dressed as a Quality Streets, I can confidently say coconut.
00:04:57Shappie, well done.
00:04:58What a dirty year.
00:04:59Now I sweep.
00:05:00The coconut one, a.k.a. the one that goes straight in the bin.
00:05:03Now, John's team.
00:05:07What item has been made annually on TV for more than 60 years and requires galvanised wire, pliers, four peppercorn canister lids, fireproof tinsel, four candles, and four coat hangers?
00:05:21Go on.
00:05:21It's the Blue Peter Advent Crown.
00:05:24Yes, well done.
00:05:25Oh, well done.
00:05:27It was the Flamie Town Tinsel.
00:05:29That is team.
00:05:30What has this building got to do with Christmas?
00:05:33Oh, Home Alone.
00:05:35Home Alone, yes.
00:05:35Yes, it's the house from Home Alone.
00:05:38And in case you want to visit it, it's on Lincoln Avenue in Chicago, Illinois.
00:05:43And you'll spot it because it's the one with a massive fence outside that says, please, for the love of God, leave us alone.
00:05:48And since 1979, what has been released annually in time for Christmas and has sold more than two million copies in total and occasionally contains topless photos?
00:06:00Is it a calendar?
00:06:00Calendar.
00:06:01Calendar.
00:06:01Yeah.
00:06:02Which one?
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03Chippendales.
00:06:04Not a bad answer.
00:06:06That's not a bad answer.
00:06:07Not a bad answer.
00:06:07Is it?
00:06:07That's not a bad answer.
00:06:07Is it?
00:06:07Pirelli tires.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:09They used to be famous.
00:06:10Going to have to hurry you.
00:06:11Pirelli.
00:06:11Pirelli.
00:06:11Tyres.
00:06:12Nearly.
00:06:12Cliff Richard.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:14Oh, how amazing is that?
00:06:17I thought you were going to say a different kind of tyre, then.
00:06:19Yeah.
00:06:21Can we have half a point for calendar?
00:06:23Yes.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:24Which shopping guide, first published in 1973, was at one time the most widely printed publication in Europe?
00:06:31Shopping guide.
00:06:32Shopping guide.
00:06:33Littlewoods.
00:06:34Littlewoods.
00:06:35Littlewoods.
00:06:36Argos.
00:06:36Argos, yes.
00:06:37Yes.
00:06:38It was the Argos catalogue.
00:06:40Yay.
00:06:40Who used to pour over the Argos catalogue when you...
00:06:43Oh, we all do.
00:06:44He used to circle it all, mate.
00:06:45Yes.
00:06:46I used to circle it all.
00:06:47It wasn't really Christmas if you didn't circle every single toy in the Argos catalogue,
00:06:50only for your parents to just laugh in your face.
00:06:53Okay.
00:06:54According to the rarely seen introduction to the film, this is really unusual, this,
00:06:59which music legend did the little boy in the snowman apparently grow up to be?
00:07:04I didn't know this.
00:07:05Don't he become Alan Jones?
00:07:07No, that's who sings on it.
00:07:09I just think the clue is in the word rarely seen, and I haven't seen it.
00:07:16Has anybody?
00:07:16Right?
00:07:17Has anyone?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18Oh, one person knows it.
00:07:20Bowie.
00:07:21Bowie.
00:07:21David Bowie.
00:07:22David Bowie.
00:07:23Yes, it was, but you didn't get it.
00:07:24No, we didn't.
00:07:25Let's have a look at a wistful Bowie rocking a Christmas jumper, charmingly weaving a nostalgic
00:07:30tale from his old attic.
00:07:32This attic's full of memories for me.
00:07:37We spent all our summers by the seaside, and in winter, at home, by the fire.
00:07:45Frost on the window, and snow.
00:07:47Snowballs and making snowmen.
00:07:52One winter, I made a really big snowman.
00:07:57He got the scarf for me.
00:07:59You see, he was a real snowman.
00:08:09Unbelievable.
00:08:09Now, I've got to stop here, because I've just heard that young Leslie Joseph here worked
00:08:15with him.
00:08:15He was the first person I ever worked with.
00:08:17When I left drama school in 1967, my agent there, Michael Summonson, said, would you like
00:08:21to do a television, which I've never done.
00:08:23I'd only just left drama school.
00:08:25And I said, yes, I'd love to.
00:08:26He said, well, I've got somebody else who's doing it with you.
00:08:28And we used to travel out to Teddington every day.
00:08:31And I went, and he always used to say, come and see Angie and me at the Arts Lab.
00:08:34Come and see Angie and me at the Arts Lab.
00:08:35And he wasn't known as David Bowie then.
00:08:37And I always said, yes, I will.
00:08:39And I never did.
00:08:39And it was David Bowie, who's the first person I ever worked with.
00:08:42Leslie, that's unbelievable.
00:08:44First person I ever worked with was Kerry Katona.
00:08:49OK, teams, time for the Christmassy mystery box.
00:08:54John, Johnny's Bean.
00:09:02Santa's delivered you a present, John.
00:09:04And in your box are three Christmas items.
00:09:06I'd like you to reach inside.
00:09:08And without looking, you've got to describe them to your mates.
00:09:11And you get a point for each one.
00:09:12They correctly identify.
00:09:14Now, for our viewers at home, here's what's in the box.
00:09:17If you don't want to know, look away now.
00:09:22OK, John.
00:09:23Now, I get it.
00:09:24I've got a jar, a glass jar, with a teaspoon in it.
00:09:29So I'm guessing the number one condiment on the Christmas table.
00:09:34Cranberry sauce.
00:09:35Right.
00:09:36Well done.
00:09:37All right, OK.
00:09:38I was thinking jam.
00:09:40Right.
00:09:41It's a popular confectionery pastry.
00:09:46Er, erm, in, er, pastry.
00:09:49Oh, mince pie.
00:09:50Correct.
00:09:51Mince pie.
00:09:52Well done.
00:09:52Well, I don't know.
00:09:53You're right.
00:09:53I'm saying correct.
00:09:55My fingers know.
00:09:57Right, that's that.
00:09:58I've got done that one.
00:09:59Oh, hello.
00:10:01All right.
00:10:01So, it's what your mum and dad said, that they only got one of these in their stocking and a few nuts.
00:10:07Yes.
00:10:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:09Clementine.
00:10:10Tentery.
00:10:10Yes.
00:10:10Yes.
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:13Yes.
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:15Yes.
00:10:15My dad has done that.
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:16Three points there.
00:10:18It was a satsuma.
00:10:19Minced pie and some cranberry sauce.
00:10:21OK, Shappie, the Christmassy mystery box has traveled on Santa's sleigh to your desk.
00:10:26For our viewers at home, here's what's in the box.
00:10:31OK, Shappie, have a feel and see if you can describe your team, what the three items are.
00:10:37Remember, they're all Christmassy foods.
00:10:39All right, there's a bowl of something.
00:10:40OK.
00:10:41Ah, now, everyone pretends that they like these, but they're a bit...
00:10:45Like Marmites.
00:10:46Sprouts?
00:10:47No, I mean, they're literally tastes of Marmite.
00:10:49They're like, they look like little sticks.
00:10:51Oh.
00:10:52Oh, see, I like them.
00:10:53Do you like them?
00:10:54Yes.
00:10:55But they dry the roof of your neck.
00:10:56Twiglets.
00:10:57That's it.
00:10:58Well done, yes.
00:10:59Well done, Biggie.
00:11:00Oh, well done, Biggie.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:02Now I'm picking up something cold.
00:11:04Oh, hello.
00:11:05Also, oh, also in a bowl.
00:11:07Oh, I want to put my hand in it.
00:11:08It's going to be squashy.
00:11:09Ooh.
00:11:10That's very creamy at the top and then a bit...
00:11:12Is it like trifle?
00:11:13I think that is...
00:11:14I mean, if that's not trifle, I don't want to see what it is.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17Is it trifle?
00:11:18Well done.
00:11:19OK.
00:11:20Oh.
00:11:21OK.
00:11:22Right.
00:11:23Oh, it's another bowl.
00:11:24I'm really scared to put my hand in it.
00:11:26OK.
00:11:27Oh.
00:11:28These are warm and they're round.
00:11:29Sausages?
00:11:30No.
00:11:31They're like...
00:11:32They're like little balls.
00:11:33Scotch egg?
00:11:34No.
00:11:35Small round balls.
00:11:36I put my thumb in it.
00:11:37I put my thumb in this warm, mushy ball.
00:11:41A ball?
00:11:42A ball?
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:44It's like a sap.
00:11:45Stuffing?
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47That'll be it.
00:11:48Oh, go on.
00:11:49It's a stuffing ball.
00:11:50It's a stuffing ball.
00:11:51Congratulations.
00:11:52Three points there.
00:11:53Yes, it was a trifle.
00:11:54Stuffing balls and some twiglets.
00:11:56OK, who wants to see how twiglets are made?
00:11:58Yes.
00:11:59Yes, me too.
00:12:00But instead, let's watch some illuminating footage of Mr Bean using his trademark creative
00:12:05thinking to make some twiglet alternatives.
00:12:09You know what he's doing with his trademark.
00:12:11Oh.
00:12:12Oh.
00:12:13Oh.
00:12:14Oh.
00:12:15No.
00:12:16Oh.
00:12:18Oh.
00:12:19Oh, oh.
00:12:21Oh, oh.
00:12:22Oh, I got a tattoo.
00:12:23Ah, oh.
00:12:26Oh.
00:12:27Oh.
00:12:28Oh.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:30Oh.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:34Oh.
00:12:35Oh.
00:12:36Oh.
00:12:37Oh.
00:12:38at the end of that round John's team you've scored four and a half and
00:12:43Shappie's team you scored six it's nearly time for the break but I'm
00:12:51feeling festive so let's pull a cracker Shappie and biggings do you want to start
00:12:55us off yes indeed right behind you yes it is behind me oh
00:13:01oh look I've got it here as if by magic what do you call Santa if he forgets to
00:13:15wear underwear oh well we'll find out the punchline after the break
00:13:31welcome back before the break we've pulled a cracker and asked what do you
00:13:38call Santa if he forgets to wear underwear gone begins give us a punchline
00:13:42saint Nicker less this is a quiz about Christmas and how do you know Christmas
00:13:55is coming the first drop of snow the sound of Mariah Carey's annual warble no the
00:14:00adverts we're going to start this round with some quickfire questions about
00:14:04Christmas adverts John's team you're up first which hugely important Christmas
00:14:09store was advertised by a cartoon giraffe called Jeffrey I know it's Toys R Us it is
00:14:14it is Toys R Us not for Stephen my dad once queued at Toys R Us from three o'clock in
00:14:20the morning to get me one of those Power Ranger morphers my mum made him save up all
00:14:24year and then he had to queue and he got it oh shappies team which product has
00:14:31been advertised for 30 years by a convoy of HGVs oh oh coca-cola yes well done I
00:14:38would have accepted Eddie Stobart John's team what is going on here in this
00:14:45unexpectedly erotic close-up shot from a Christmas ad denim aftershave for men
00:14:51well for the man who doesn't have to try too hard steamy than a Christmas pod let's
00:15:02have a look Santa's coming with denim for the man who doesn't have to try too hard hey
00:15:11were right monkey that really wasn't it it really was Shappie thought it was his
00:15:17crutch I thought it was his crutch she's filthy honestly you thought it was a
00:15:22button fly yeah right what was this boy adorably using to add height so he could
00:15:30share a Christmas kiss in this clever Christmas ad oh I know it was either an
00:15:35Argos catalog or a phone book or more or something it was a yellow pages yes he
00:15:42used a copy of the yellow pages which is coincidentally also the last time anyone
00:15:47used one okay what do eighties hits electric dreams sweet child of mine and
00:15:52please please please let me get what I want have in common electric dreams sweet
00:15:57child of mine and please please please let me get what I want they're all songs for a
00:16:02brand selling something it's not very John well done okay I'm gonna have to
00:16:07hurry you Dixon's it's not Dixon's they have all been used in the John Lewis
00:16:13adverts goodness sake which stores adverts were famously so massive and
00:16:19featured so many celebrities that they sometimes took up the whole commercial
00:16:23break this is Marcus yes remember it doesn't have to be this recent it doesn't
00:16:29have to be recent no parents no it was walrus whoa for goodness sake
00:16:36baby we're so long ago you were in one
00:16:41it was 1983 it was really your eyes peeled if you can spot biggings amongst the
00:16:53luxury assortment of celebs enthusiastically vlogging everything from VHS players to
00:17:01aftershave watch this oh spice gift pack that can't be bad Remington's great popcorn maker
00:17:08steady on their lad these bon tempi organs are so much fun to play chocolate's for the girlfriend
00:17:15make it Cadbury's milk tray big value quality street in a jar get your Phillips six-pack to take your party fund an instant gift idea this Kodak camera is a wonder
00:17:30what year was it 1983 I cannot remember that at all you can't remember no now we
00:17:37couldn't have biggings here without a panto based game could we
00:17:44oh no we couldn't
00:17:47perfect if there's one thing a British audience can nail and that's it now this game is called who's behind you
00:17:56now this is a game for both teams we found some panto posters and we've covered up a key cast member with a biggins
00:18:08and all you have to do is tell me who's behind him Shappies team here's yours
00:18:14so it's 1986 he's Dick Whittington at the reading hexagon and it's a veritable who's who of 1980s TV talent
00:18:23we've got Bobby Davro Brian can't Patricia Dean Brian Connolly but which burly strongman is behind biggins as it were
00:18:32hmm difficult I've got my thinking face like I have a clue
00:18:36burly strongman is the is the is the clue there was he a sportsman I think I'm gonna give you a clue he might arrive on stage
00:18:44pulling a lorry behind him yeah oh is it Jeff Capes
00:18:47well done well done
00:18:49the answer was Olympic shot putter and two-time world's strongest man Jeff Capes
00:18:55fun fact did you know he was also an award-winning budgie breeder
00:18:59yeah add more than 300 of them at one point
00:19:02the swimming costume
00:19:03no not budgie smuggling
00:19:05okay
00:19:08maybe maybe he bred them for smuggling
00:19:12okay John's team this one's for you
00:19:15oh look is our Leslie another Dick Whittington from 1994 and some top quality panto talent with you there Leslie love
00:19:23but which effervescent sports star is behind biggins
00:19:27oh god Leslie who did you do Dick Whittington
00:19:34effervescent proper effervescent like their effervescent
00:19:36he might have just sprinted on stage
00:19:39oh Chris Akabusi
00:19:41yes Debbie it was Olympic athlete and record breaking presenter Chris Akabusi
00:19:46Leslie was in with any girl he was absolutely gorgeous fell in love with him he was divine
00:19:55and that was in the days when you had a girl playing a man
00:19:58you don't have that now
00:19:59no
00:20:00when Rosemary Ford who's absolutely brilliant played Dick Whittington
00:20:02and they would slap their thighs and say twelve o'clock and still no sign of dick
00:20:06that's absolutely right
00:20:08that's talking about you Steven
00:20:12yes
00:20:13about a rumour you're dying to be in panto
00:20:15I really want to be buttons but no one's letting me
00:20:18I want to be like twelve o'clock and still no dick
00:20:21biggins you are the queen of panto can you sort it out
00:20:24yeah well we talked about it in the green room
00:20:26I've put him in touch with our producers
00:20:28oh
00:20:29two years time he'll be in pantomime
00:20:31thank you
00:20:32now you're a panto pro can you remember your first one
00:20:35you know we've all got a hundred panto stories
00:20:37but in my early years of panto I did panto in Bradford
00:20:40and we lived in Surrey which is like a five-hour drive
00:20:43my dad was so amazing because he was desperate the family got home for Christmas
00:20:48and I got a lift as far as Watford Gap
00:20:51yeah
00:20:52but it was snowing and so my dad had got there at like you know one o'clock in the morning to meet me
00:20:58but we got there at something like four in the morning because we were stuck in the snow in the north
00:21:03and then we had to get up at five o'clock in the morning
00:21:07to just open Christmas presents and leave at like 6.30 and he drove me all the way back up to Bradford
00:21:15had a cup of tea and then drove back down to the family on Boxing Day
00:21:19yeah I mean that's so sweet but sort of not worth it was it
00:21:23no
00:21:24or was it worth it?
00:21:25it was definitely worth it
00:21:26oh well that's alright then
00:21:27Shappie's team
00:21:28very classy this one from 1988
00:21:31Barbara Windsor
00:21:32Nicholas Parsons
00:21:33singer Julie Rogers
00:21:34but who's behind Biggins
00:21:36I should probably tell you that he's a puppet
00:21:39oh
00:21:40um
00:21:41it's a puppet
00:21:42a puppet
00:21:43a puppet
00:21:44a puppet
00:21:45oh
00:21:46oh I know, Frank Connolly
00:21:47no no no no
00:21:48he's not a puppet either
00:21:49he's not a human being I think
00:21:50would he hear that lie in the puppet line
00:21:51yeah but he's an actual puppet behind your head
00:21:53is it?
00:21:54it's not Sooty, Richard Cadell
00:21:55no
00:21:56not Sooty
00:21:57right okay
00:21:58you started out on breakfast TV
00:21:59oh
00:22:00oh is it Roland Ratt?
00:22:01oh
00:22:02thank God for that
00:22:03yes
00:22:04yes it was Roland Ratt
00:22:06okay John's team
00:22:07one more for you
00:22:08okay this one's from the Bristol Hippodrome in 1992
00:22:12Emily Simmons is advertised as her character name
00:22:16Marilyn from Home and Away
00:22:18bit rude
00:22:19and there's also John Inman and Billy Pierce
00:22:21but which four characters from a kids TV show are behind Biggins?
00:22:25Teletubbies is football
00:22:27four characters from a kids TV show
00:22:29are um
00:22:30Sooty Sweep and Smaller
00:22:32Sue
00:22:33no
00:22:34no
00:22:35no
00:22:36no
00:22:37no
00:22:38no
00:22:39no
00:22:40no
00:22:41no
00:22:42no
00:22:43no
00:22:44no
00:22:45no
00:22:46what's the one called?
00:22:47what's your one called?
00:22:48and
00:22:49wasn't it Geoffrey?
00:22:50no
00:22:51yes
00:22:52Geoffrey
00:22:53Geoffrey?
00:22:54but he's not- oh yeah oh yes
00:22:55yeah
00:22:56No, no.
00:22:58Geoffrey Hayes.
00:22:59Geoffrey Hayes.
00:23:00Geoffrey Hayes.
00:23:01Geoffrey.
00:23:02Hi.
00:23:02Geoffrey.
00:23:03Geoffrey.
00:23:04Geoffrey Hayes he is a Pinky Pap으면ate.
00:23:05And Bungle.
00:23:06It's Campus Ten.
00:23:07Yes, it was Geoffrey or this is George Bungle from Rainbow.
00:23:11Now poor old Marilyn from Home and Away was second building to an orange monstrosity with
00:23:17a zit for a mouth.
00:23:18Welcome to the UK.
00:23:19And Andrew.
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:21Right, it's time for game all about possibly the most famous Christmas specials of the
00:23:26all the Morecambe and Wise Christmas shows let's play more more Morecambe and Wise
00:23:38John's team you're up first and I need you to tell me more about this glamorous foot which
00:23:43unfortunately but comedically found itself stuck in a polystyrene block whose fault is it
00:23:49you're drawing us towards under the ripping yeah but it's wrong no yeah because I'm gonna see what you
00:23:55think I see I seem to remember this is Dame Shirley oh yes it was Shirley Bassey's foot in the 1971
00:24:07Christmas special here it is with the rest of Shirley Bassey heroically battling through and
00:24:13and no perfect performance of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
00:24:16So I chose them and I gave me love to think they could down
00:24:24Oh
00:24:25Oh
00:24:26Oh
00:24:27Oh
00:24:28Oh
00:24:29Oh
00:24:30Oh
00:24:31Oh
00:24:32Oh
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00:24:34Oh
00:24:35Oh
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00:24:37Oh
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00:24:41Oh
00:24:46That's amazing
00:24:47I mean wasn't she absolutely brilliant Shappies team this one's yours
00:24:52Morecambe and Wise are known for treating their guests appallingly
00:24:56but can you remember which star ended up having to perform in front of two cleaners
00:25:01having been sent on a surreal wild goose chase to keep him from finding his way to the studio
00:25:06Oh
00:25:07I think it was the conductor
00:25:09Oh
00:25:10Oh
00:25:11Andre Andre Previn
00:25:12Andre Previn
00:25:13Andre Previn
00:25:14Andre Previn
00:25:15No I'm afraid it was Elton John
00:25:17Oh
00:25:18Here he is
00:25:19Bless him completely unfazed by the many bizarre twists and turns on his mission to perform
00:25:25Hello
00:25:26I'm Elton John
00:25:27I'm here to do the Morgan and Wise show
00:25:28Oh
00:25:29Yes
00:25:30Mr. Morgan and Mr. Wise told me to give you this message
00:25:32Oh
00:25:33Thank you
00:25:37Dear elephant
00:25:38Please go to
00:25:39He's got a room for
00:25:41He's got a room for
00:25:42I'm fine
00:25:43A major study into the lifestyle of the dolphin
00:25:57and one dolphin in particular
00:25:59He's called Beaky and lives in the waters near the desert as ponders
00:26:03Over the last few years scientists particularly in America
00:26:10It's Elton John isn't it?
00:26:24Hey
00:26:25Elton John
00:26:26I'm supposed to be doing the Morgan and Wise show
00:26:28Ooh
00:26:29Is it finished?
00:26:30It's over
00:26:31Well done teams in that round John's team you scored five points
00:26:36Shaffi's team you score four points
00:26:38Oh
00:26:39Ooh
00:26:40It's nearly time for the break so time to pull a cracker
00:26:45Stephen what have you got?
00:26:47Here we go John Thompson
00:26:49Hey
00:26:50Hey
00:26:51Right
00:26:52What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
00:26:55Oh
00:26:56We'll find out the punchline after the break
00:27:15Welcome back
00:27:16Before the break we pulled a cracker and asked
00:27:18What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
00:27:21Go on Stephen give us a punchline
00:27:22The abdominal snowman
00:27:24Oh
00:27:25I like that
00:27:26Stephen
00:27:27That was fine
00:27:28That was very good
00:27:29Right
00:27:30Nothing beats Christmas day for food and drink
00:27:32Baby shampoo breakfast
00:27:34Followed by your body weight in chocolate coins
00:27:36And then saying it's the last year I'm going to buy them nuts
00:27:39Because no bugger eats them
00:27:40As a pre-dinner nibble
00:27:42Let's have a little challenge
00:27:44A game of nerves
00:27:45You'll require a poker face and a lead stomach
00:27:48So let's play chocolate or sprouts
00:27:56Shappies team you're going to go first
00:27:58You each have a box in front of you
00:28:00In two of the boxes there's a delicious chocolate
00:28:03And in one of them there's a very thoroughly boiled sprout
00:28:06John's team will get a point if they correctly guess which of you has got the sprout
00:28:10But you will get a point if you fool them
00:28:12Shappies team please pop in your mystery item
00:28:16Awesome
00:28:24Ok
00:28:26No chewing yet
00:28:28Ok
00:28:30Okay, okay, you can chew now
00:28:40So you were you say John's team?
00:28:43Tell me who who's got the sprouts? They all look like they hate it. I
00:28:49Think Leslie you play it planes, bro. I agree which one we think Leslie's play is brown
00:28:54But we don't think she's got the sprout. She's got chocolate
00:28:57It's not a fish chocolate. Yeah, we think we think biggies
00:29:02It's about my trip, okay, what's one of you has got the sprout?
00:29:14Whether nice rows now John's team is your turn. You know what to do
00:29:27Oh
00:29:34Okay, Shappies team who's got the sprout I
00:29:37Don't think Debbie has well. I think she does. Oh, do you think she has yeah? I think sprouts unless she's a very very good
00:29:45good actress
00:29:47Um, I feel that whatever John put into his mouth was very small because he was balancing it nicely on his tongue
00:29:57I don't think I think John's got chocolate. Okay, I'm gonna have to hurry
00:30:01Debbie Debbie, but I kind of feel this probably I just feel like oh
00:30:06I say Stephen how can they give lovely Debbie a sprout easily? That's not how I think I come on guys
00:30:14I've got everything young. I think Debbie. I'll go with two against one Debbie Debbie. Have you got this brown?
00:30:20She got this brown?
00:30:22She got this brown?
00:30:23She got this brown?
00:30:29I did say that because you did it very quickly
00:30:35The point to your team John well done. Yeah, oh that was that again not even a bacon laugh
00:30:43I'd have a sprout mine was lovely
00:30:46One if you want it
00:30:48Right many of us would be lost without a TV cookery experts help making Christmas dinner
00:30:53Whether it's Delia holding our hand through a punishing timetable of prep or Nigella convincing us
00:30:59We can look sexy while peeling spots, but some go the extra mile and provide us with something a bit surprising
00:31:06It's time for some extra helpings
00:31:09Shaffi's team this game to you take a look at this when you buy your Christmas turkey
00:31:20I what if you do as I do and buy one just a little on the large size
00:31:25There's so many delicious things can be made from leftovers
00:31:29But also it is more economical to buy a large turkey you get more meat to bone
00:31:35oh
00:31:37Wow, we all like more meat to bone
00:31:39That was the very natural hosting of Dorothy's late home giving us some kind and practical advice in making use of leftover turkey
00:31:46In a 1971 edition of ITV's long-running daytime cookery show farmhouse kitchen
00:31:52But what extra thing does Dorothy do in this Christmas episode does she a
00:32:00cough repeatedly be
00:32:02Explain the best way to clean up various different kinds of spillage or see offer some cheap alternatives to traditional ingredients
00:32:10I
00:32:12Think she probably clears up. I think because she's talking about you get more meat to the bone
00:32:17She's already on the subject of being alternatives. Yes, yes, I keep alternatives alternatives
00:32:24Absolutely wrong, okay
00:32:26The answer is a oh oh coughs repeatedly. Oh, it's very subtle
00:32:32So you might not notice but here are some examples can be prepared quite a little in advance as you will see
00:32:40They're delicious for a party or just a snack over the fire
00:32:47Excuse me
00:32:51A warm dish
00:32:56Excuse me
00:32:58And now all I have to do is to tell you about our recipe leaflets
00:33:03Oh my goodness
00:33:04Why bother stopping for a retake just crack on my wasting tape no one will know who are you?
00:33:10In later years farmhouse kitchen was hosted by grace Mulligan and in the 1986 Christmas show she welcomed guest chef
00:33:18Jocelyn dimblebee who roasts a goose for a bonus point
00:33:22What do you think Jocelyn suggests you do with leftover goose fat and dripping?
00:33:26Um um give it the dog no spread it on toast
00:33:30Um no don't perhaps you use it as some sort of thing to put on your face skin care
00:33:36I'm going to give you that here's Jocelyn daintily fondling some goose fat and politely offering some old-fashioned medical advice
00:33:44And uh the first job you have to do is to take out the fat there's lots of fat inside it and you take out all the excess fat
00:33:53Um you may think it's a messy job
00:33:55But in fact just think what good it's doing to your skin your hands a wonderful hand cream
00:33:59What I normally do is I boil down the fat
00:34:01Um and keep a lot of dripping because it's very valuable
00:34:05I shouldn't shouldn't throw it away because it does make the best roast potatoes ever
00:34:09Or you can even just rub it on your chest when you have a cold apparently it works wonders
00:34:16Hand cream rub it on your chest
00:34:18Laggy ceilings with it
00:34:21Everything next one
00:34:23And food and drinks Jilly Goulden was known for a creative description of what wine tastes like
00:34:28I mean it tastes like wine done it to me but not to Jilly no in a christmas drink segment
00:34:34What unnecessarily weird words does she use to describe some ruby ports is it a a winter's afternoon in east sussex
00:34:43B scattered potpourri or c wisteria up an old cottage
00:34:49Oh it has to be mysterious
00:34:54I know the feeling
00:34:58That's christmas in begging's house let's
00:35:02That's an enthusiastic chili
00:35:05meticulously describing the taste of salt
00:35:08And i'm looking at the most junior insignificant sort of port if you like that you can get it's a ruby port from port
00:35:14But is it a wow 5.99 but it packs all sorts of gorgeousness in
00:35:21Do you know what that smells like on a summer's day when you've just had a little rain shower
00:35:25But it's still warm enough to bring out this lovely scent to the flowers wisteria up an old cottage. That's what it is
00:35:31It's just made up on the weekend and you know a puddle in bournemouth i mean one of my favorites is raspberries in a suede shoe
00:35:45She said it that's a real one raspberries in a suede shoe
00:35:51Okay john's team the next games for you cooking christmas dinner is a lot of work in tic
00:35:56Well anyone who struggled with the christmas dinner will feel right at home with this game
00:36:00It's all about sitcom characters who've had cooking disasters at christmas let's play festive feasting fails
00:36:11First one have a look at this anyway why don't you do what i do eh
00:36:16You know just put the dinner in your mouth and think of england
00:36:18All right here we go
00:36:29Not bad not bad granddad
00:36:33Slightly underdone maybe
00:36:35Yeah, that was the first ever only fills and horses christmas special in 1981
00:36:41And dell and rodney are putting on a brave face as they tuck into the very unappetizing looking turkey
00:36:46That granddad has prepared around their cramped but festive table now it seems to be going better than they feared
00:36:53But then what goes wrong with this christmas dinner?
00:36:56I know this one you know this granddad left the giblets in the turkey
00:37:00Here's dell and rodney going from disbelief to horror to blind panic
00:37:09Didn't throw the giblets away did ya?
00:37:13I only asked i only asked because i promised to be the old girl downstairs for a cat
00:37:17There weren't any giblets in it dell boy
00:37:19It was really clean said so on the box
00:37:22I know it was really clean grand then what they do is they take the giblets out put it in a plastic bag
00:37:26And they put it back inside the turkey don't they?
00:37:28Didn't they?
00:37:29Yeah
00:37:34You took the bag out didn't you?
00:37:37Oh didn't know it was in there
00:37:38Oh my god
00:37:41Is everything still in it?
00:37:43Oh my good god
00:37:46Blimey it's like peering at the jaws of hell yeah
00:37:49Well done debbie next one here's rick male in all his greasy-haired overconfident glory
00:37:55As richie preparing dinner in the 1992 christmas special of bottom
00:38:01And turkey a la oven
00:38:05Yeah that's great actually get their taste buds going
00:38:08I don't know eddie
00:38:09When it comes down to it there's only me and keith floyd left
00:38:12Oh no
00:38:13But what gruesome accident is richie about to have
00:38:18In his head
00:38:18I don't know
00:38:19He's definitely going to slice something
00:38:21The cleaver is stuck into a body part
00:38:26This is true
00:38:27Yeah
00:38:27What though
00:38:28But you have to tell me
00:38:29And that's what i would guess
00:38:30Yeah i would guess
00:38:31Yeah
00:38:31Yeah
00:38:31Because that i'd finish here wouldn't it
00:38:33Yeah
00:38:33So i think
00:38:34And yeah
00:38:35Okay i'm going to give you that
00:38:36He cuts his finger off
00:38:37Yeah
00:38:38Let's have a look at some typically grizzly christmas carnage from richie and eddie
00:38:43What have you done
00:38:57I can't even watch that for a bonus point because eddie's drunk all the brandy
00:39:10What do they decide to make instead of brandy butter
00:39:13On the same lines i'll give you a little clue
00:39:16Gin butter
00:39:19Do you know what you're not far off
00:39:20Okay
00:39:21What is it
00:39:21Whiskey
00:39:22Yeah
00:39:22Vodka butter
00:39:24Vodka butter
00:39:24I'm going to give you half a point
00:39:26It was vodka margarine
00:39:28Oh
00:39:28Vodka margarine
00:39:29Yeah
00:39:30Hey don't knock it so you tried it
00:39:33At the end of that round john's team you have four and a half
00:39:36And shabby's team you have two
00:39:44It's nearly time for the break so let's pull a cracker shabby have you got one this time i have yes
00:39:50Ready yeah
00:39:55Right who hides in a bakery at christmas oh well we'll find out the punchline after the break
00:40:06Welcome back before the break we pulled a cracker and asked who hides in a bakery at christmas go on shabby a
00:40:25Mince spy
00:40:27Oh
00:40:29In better i don't know about you but hearing christmas songs in the shops or on radio gets me right in the christmas mood
00:40:37Apart from when it's november and then it gets right on my nerves
00:40:41Via carrie and slade as much a part of christmas for me as sansa and his reindeer so your quickfire questions this time are all about christmas music
00:40:51Okay john's team whose face is covered by a snowball in this christmas music video
00:40:56Oh
00:40:58It looks like it yeah i think shaky is it shaky students
00:41:02It was shaking stevens in the music video for merry christmas everybody let's have a look at shaky in action
00:41:17Snow is falling
00:41:19All around
00:41:20All around
00:41:21All around
00:41:22Children playing
00:41:24Having fun
00:41:27It's the season
00:41:29Love and understanding
00:41:32Merry christmas
00:41:34Everyone
00:41:35Now that was christmas number one in 1985 but actually it was meant to go out in 84
00:41:44But they held it back a year because a band-aid the minute band-aid came out the management went that's never
00:41:49Oh
00:41:51Hold your horses shake it
00:41:53Okay, shappies team name three music stars who featured in the first band-aid single in 1984
00:42:01Okay, sorry. Yeah, okay, um, yes, freddie mercury
00:42:07No, but live aid rani lennox. No, um, george michael. Yeah, and boy george. Yes
00:42:15Oh, well done
00:42:18Which of their pop rivals did take that have to introduce as christmas number one in 1994
00:42:24When they presented the christmas top of the pop special it was e 17
00:42:29Yeah, yeah, very good well it was e 17 or as i remember them that bloke can sing and the other ones yeah
00:42:38whose face is covered by a snowball in this christmas music video
00:42:42Oh, it's it's um a boy um george michael
00:42:48Yeah, let's have a look
00:42:53Last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away
00:43:02This year to save me from tears i give it to someone special
00:43:09Oh
00:43:11Yeah
00:43:13I know that we love it it was george michael in one's last christmas video
00:43:19Okay, the christmas number one in 1992 was whitney euston i will always love you what followed in 1993
00:43:27I will always love you was number one for about four years on it
00:43:32She said it was
00:43:34You're never gonna get it um the same she waddy waddy and uh
00:43:40Under the moon of love yes, no it was
00:43:43Mr. blobby by mr. Blobby oh i'm so i was thinking that and then i thought you're such a moron if you say that out loud
00:43:50Oh shabby's team who beat john lennon to christmas number one in 1980
00:43:561980
00:43:58Is it was it kim wild kim wild
00:44:01nearly oh it was the incredibly gifted saint munich for school quite
00:44:05Oh
00:44:08And they demoted john lennon's final single just like starting over to the number two spot
00:44:14Yeah, let's have a look at those adorable and hugely talented children that me and my brother chris are definitely not part of honest
00:44:24Yes, we are this is me
00:44:26No
00:44:28Grandma we love you
00:44:30Grandma we do
00:44:34Grandma we love you
00:44:36Grandma we love you
00:44:38Grandma we do
00:44:40That's me
00:44:42There's no one quite like grandma
00:44:44That's amazing
00:44:46That's amazing
00:44:48Brilliant
00:44:50And i've not changed a bit
00:44:52Now what better time than christmas to settle down with the family watch a film then fall asleep and never ever see the last 40 minutes of said film
00:45:03It's the big box of christmas prop corn
00:45:11Now these films could be a proper hundred percent christmasy christmas film or they could be a classic always on the telly unboxing day afternoon kind of fair
00:45:19The usual rules apply team captains are going to use all the props they can to get their teammates to guess the film
00:45:26You can say a line from the film but not if it contains the title of the film
00:45:32John's team you're up first
00:45:39You've got until the jingle bells to guess as many films as you can team
00:45:43Starting now
00:45:45Oh gosh
00:45:45Okay
00:45:46Father christmas
00:45:47Put that cookie down now
00:45:49I'm looking for turbo man
00:45:51Oh the one where he's in the toy shop
00:45:53And he can't get the presents for his son
00:45:55Come on
00:45:56What is that called
00:45:57I have no idea
00:45:58I'm looking for turbo man
00:46:01Come on for my son
00:46:02I know exactly what it is
00:46:03Right oh we'll go and sack that
00:46:04We passed we passed
00:46:06Hey come on
00:46:07It's about time you paid me more
00:46:08Erm
00:46:09Oh Muppet's Christmas Carol
00:46:10Yes
00:46:11Oh I was going to date Michael but I did that to start
00:46:14Okay
00:46:16Perfectly practical everywhere
00:46:17Oh Merry Muppets
00:46:18Yes
00:46:20You're doing well John
00:46:21You're doing well
00:46:21Me witch stuck to me basket
00:46:23Story in my life
00:46:25There's no place like
00:46:26Wizard of Oz
00:46:28What is that first one again with Arnold Schwarzenegger
00:46:31Yeah
00:46:31Colonel Von Luger is a sworn duty of all officers to escape
00:46:35Oh
00:46:36Go on
00:46:36It's a classic
00:46:41Back to the future
00:46:42No
00:46:44No I don't
00:46:44It's
00:46:45It's
00:46:46Sandy Lou
00:46:47No
00:46:48Jackasson
00:46:49I'm with myself
00:46:50Oh
00:46:51Sandy Lou
00:46:52I'm here
00:46:53Oh the Grinch you stole Christmas
00:46:55Yes
00:46:55Yay
00:46:56Oh my God
00:46:57I'm done
00:46:57Yeah
00:46:58Oh my God
00:47:01Oh my God
00:47:02I'm sorry
00:47:02Are you not going to give it me
00:47:03I thought of that Arnold Schwarzenegger one
00:47:06Go on
00:47:06Jingle all the way
00:47:07Too late mate
00:47:09Now we know you can really act
00:47:11Yes
00:47:12And what was the other one
00:47:15It was a great escape
00:47:16It was a great escape
00:47:18I've never seen it
00:47:19Oh it's great movie
00:47:20It's very good
00:47:21Okay
00:47:22Shappie
00:47:23It's your team's turn
00:47:24You've got into the jingle bells
00:47:26To guess how many films you can
00:47:27Starting
00:47:28Now
00:47:29Um
00:47:30Hang on
00:47:31Oh I'm
00:47:33You know
00:47:34You're not going to fall in love with me
00:47:35I miss the napkin head
00:47:37Oh
00:47:37I mean who doesn't want Jude Law turning up at their house in the middle of the night
00:47:41Ghost
00:47:41No
00:47:42Um
00:47:42Okay
00:47:43Oh my God
00:47:44My husband's living with someone else
00:47:45So I'm going to go to a little cottage in England and learn
00:47:49Move on
00:47:50Not a clue
00:47:51Is it my accent?
00:47:53Okay
00:47:54Um
00:47:56We're Gramo Livoso
00:47:57It's Livosa
00:47:58Not Livoso
00:48:00How about that?
00:48:01Thank you
00:48:01Well done
00:48:02Was there really more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
00:48:08This is the film with Hugh Grant
00:48:10And I'm going to
00:48:11Oh
00:48:11Mounting Hill Gate
00:48:13Oh no
00:48:14I'm going to
00:48:15It's
00:48:16Oh
00:48:16I'm going to marry my um
00:48:18Cleaner
00:48:19Even though she doesn't speak a word of English
00:48:21And her sister's fat
00:48:23And we're going to make lots of fat jokes
00:48:25And then we're going to do this again
00:48:26I love you
00:48:26You're my best friend's wife
00:48:29But I'm coming to your door
00:48:30Not a clue
00:48:31It's amazing
00:48:33Okay
00:48:34Because then to work at Christmas all the time
00:48:35That's what it is
00:48:37Every time a bell rings
00:48:38Angel gets his wings
00:48:41Oh
00:48:41Yes
00:48:42Please
00:48:43Yes
00:48:43Oh
00:48:44It's a wonderful life
00:48:46Well done
00:48:49Never feed them after midnight
00:48:52They're all cute
00:48:52But if you
00:48:53The Goonies
00:48:54No
00:48:55I've never seen it
00:48:55I'll be honest with you
00:48:56They're cute little things
00:48:57And if you put water on them
00:48:59They've grown
00:48:59They've seen the film
00:49:02You mustn't feed them after midnight
00:49:03Oh the gremlin
00:49:04Thank you
00:49:05Oh
00:49:05Well done
00:49:06Oh
00:49:07Oh
00:49:08Oh
00:49:09Oh
00:49:09Oh
00:49:10Oh
00:49:11It's Santa
00:49:12I know him
00:49:13I know him
00:49:14He's my friend
00:49:15It's Santa
00:49:16Oh
00:49:17Oh
00:49:17Oh
00:49:17Oh
00:49:18Oh
00:49:19Hey
00:49:19It's a jingle bell
00:49:20Oh
00:49:21Oh
00:49:21Oh
00:49:21Oh
00:49:22Oh
00:49:22Come and sit down
00:49:23You deserve it
00:49:24I mean if you've not seen
00:49:28You've not seen it
00:49:29Maybe that's the thing
00:49:30All right
00:49:31Love actually
00:49:33It was the one with the signs
00:49:34Oh
00:49:35And then the other one
00:49:37Was handsome Jude Law
00:49:38In the holiday
00:49:40Being missed
00:49:41And I actually
00:49:41I love that film
00:49:42Not that much though
00:49:43Biggie
00:49:43At the end of that round
00:49:47John's team
00:49:48You got seven
00:49:49In Shaffi's team
00:49:50You got six
00:49:51It's nearly time for the break
00:49:56So let's pull a cracker
00:49:58John
00:49:58Have you got one this time?
00:49:59No, you're not pulling me
00:50:00John
00:50:00Oh
00:50:01Oh
00:50:01Hey
00:50:03Well, I would have
00:50:05I'm a gentleman
00:50:05Are you ready?
00:50:08Yeah
00:50:09Go
00:50:09Oh
00:50:10Right, readers and gentlemen
00:50:11Oh, right
00:50:12Here we go
00:50:12I love this one
00:50:15What happens
00:50:16When you cross
00:50:17A snowman
00:50:18With a vampire
00:50:20Well, we'll find out
00:50:21The punchline
00:50:22After the break
00:50:23Welcome back
00:50:38Before the break
00:50:39We pulled a cracker
00:50:40And asked
00:50:40What happens
00:50:42When you cross a snowman
00:50:43With a vampire
00:50:44Go on, Debs
00:50:44Give us a punchline
00:50:45And the answer is
00:50:47Frostbite
00:50:48You get frostbite
00:50:50Hysterical
00:50:52Guess what causes
00:50:55The biggest arguments
00:50:56At Christmas
00:50:56No
00:50:57Not to wait
00:50:58The last minute's pie
00:50:59It's what to watch
00:51:00On the telly
00:51:01Nothing gets us
00:51:02In the Christmas spirit
00:51:03Quite like a soap special
00:51:05So let's play
00:51:05The exceedingly festive sounding
00:51:08Why is this person crying?
00:51:11This game's for you
00:51:19John Seaman
00:51:20All you have to do
00:51:21Is tell me
00:51:22Why a particular soap character
00:51:24Is horrifically miserable
00:51:25In the selected clip
00:51:27First up
00:51:28Why is an anguished
00:51:30Arthur Fowler
00:51:30Sobbing into his dressing gown
00:51:32In EastEnders
00:51:33On Christmas Day
00:51:341986
00:51:35Oh, he's not in a good way
00:51:37Is he?
00:51:37But why?
00:51:38I'll tell you why
00:51:38It's just pre-breakdown this
00:51:39He stole the Christmas club money
00:51:42Right
00:51:42And he just couldn't believe
00:51:43What he's done
00:51:44It led to him
00:51:45Digging his own grave
00:51:46On the allotment
00:51:46You are
00:51:47Bang on Thompson
00:51:48Thank you
00:51:49Yes
00:51:52Arthur Fowler is crying
00:51:53Because he stole
00:51:54The Walford residence
00:51:55Christmas club money
00:51:56To pay for his daughter
00:51:57Michelle's wedding
00:51:58Then faked a burglary
00:52:00To explain the missing money
00:52:02Before
00:52:03Confessing to the police
00:52:04Getting arrested
00:52:05Falling into depression
00:52:07Then smashing up
00:52:08His living room
00:52:09In a violent Christmas rage
00:52:11Like you do
00:52:12Can we go again please?
00:52:36That was genuinely
00:52:39A properly powerful performance
00:52:40To be fair
00:52:41But come on guys
00:52:42It's Christmas
00:52:42And by the way
00:52:43This was the second
00:52:45EastEnders of the day
00:52:46We'd already had
00:52:47Den serving Angie
00:52:49With the divorce papers
00:52:50I don't know how we coped
00:52:52I mean double duff duff
00:52:53Next one
00:52:56Why is a desperate and tearful
00:52:58Deirdre Barlow
00:52:59Sobbing behind those
00:53:01Distinctly 80's glasses
00:53:02In the 1988 Corrie special
00:53:04And it's not because
00:53:06She's found out that
00:53:07Specsavers don't have
00:53:08A returns policy
00:53:08Did Ken find out
00:53:11That she was
00:53:12Having an affair
00:53:13With Mike?
00:53:14I don't know if that was
00:53:15At Christmas though
00:53:16But it feels like
00:53:16It could be right
00:53:17Is that your answer?
00:53:17Or did Tracy
00:53:19Finally come down
00:53:20From the bedroom
00:53:21Yeah and stop
00:53:22Listening to her tapes
00:53:23Shall we go for the Mike one?
00:53:26Mike Baldwin
00:53:26Let's go with that
00:53:27No completely wrong
00:53:28She's been held hostage
00:53:30In a towel block
00:53:31By a desperate man
00:53:32Who's one of her constituents
00:53:33Whose wife
00:53:34Had just walked out on him
00:53:35When Deirdre
00:53:36Took some toys round
00:53:37For the kids
00:53:37He told her
00:53:38He wasn't going to
00:53:39Spend Christmas alone
00:53:40And barricade them
00:53:41Into the flat
00:53:42Here's our feisty Deirdre
00:53:44Giving it her all
00:53:45In a physically demanding
00:53:46Festive performance
00:53:47I have had just about
00:53:49All I can take off you
00:53:50And if you want to stop me
00:53:52You'll have to kill me
00:53:53What are you doing?
00:53:56I'm going to throw your TV set
00:53:57Through the window
00:53:58This year
00:53:58Yes
00:54:07To be fair
00:54:10Corrie's not usually
00:54:11Quite as depressing at Christmas
00:54:12For some other soaps
00:54:13Although
00:54:13Let's not forget
00:54:15This tragic
00:54:15And sadly predictable
00:54:161997 car accident
00:54:19Dad
00:54:20Are turkeys for life
00:54:21Not just for Christmas?
00:54:22Oh surely
00:54:23You're not still
00:54:24Going to go after
00:54:24Pooh little thing
00:54:25Listen Chuck
00:54:26When Les batters
00:54:28He's on the scent
00:54:28There's no stopping him
00:54:30I'm coming with you
00:54:35What do you think
00:54:39You're doing
00:54:40I've got to fight Teresa
00:54:40Hurry up
00:54:41Well if we find this thing
00:54:42You leave it to me
00:54:43Do you understand?
00:54:44Oh my God
00:54:49Full gun
00:54:50Didn't he actually hit the bird?
00:54:54No it was a head thing
00:54:55Special effects
00:54:57Good special effects
00:54:59Right
00:55:00Time for something
00:55:01All together more cheerful
00:55:02Shappies team
00:55:03This game's for you
00:55:04And it's called
00:55:06Which Christmas sitcom
00:55:08Has gone wrong?
00:55:09I'm going to read you down
00:55:16To Christmas sitcom storyline
00:55:17And all you have to do
00:55:18Is tell me
00:55:19Which sitcom
00:55:20Has gone wrong
00:55:20Here's your first one
00:55:22A van delivers a huge Christmas order
00:55:25To a customer
00:55:26Including a nine foot Christmas tree
00:55:28However the tree only measures
00:55:30Eight foot five and three quarter inches
00:55:32So the customer returns the entire order
00:55:35And ends up with no food
00:55:37Drink or decorations
00:55:38So had to spend Christmas
00:55:40With the next door neighbours
00:55:41Which sitcom am I talking about?
00:55:43Only fours and horses
00:55:45No he'd never do that
00:55:47He's more
00:55:47No it'd be someone
00:55:50It was a bird
00:55:51They live in Surbiton
00:55:53Oh
00:55:54Penelope Keith
00:55:56The good life
00:55:58Well done
00:55:59Yes it was the good life
00:56:00Let's have a look
00:56:01At a very dull Margot
00:56:02Steadfastly refusing
00:56:04To get into the spirit
00:56:05Of Tom and Barbara's
00:56:06Charmingly homemade Christmas
00:56:08One two three
00:56:10Crack
00:56:11Not Meg
00:56:14No I see crack
00:56:16As a more pertinent word
00:56:17It is after all
00:56:18The stem of cracker
00:56:20Isn't it
00:56:20You can't argue with that
00:56:22Oh come on
00:56:22What have you all got
00:56:23Well I seem to have
00:56:24The inside of a roll
00:56:25Of lavatory paper
00:56:26Inside that
00:56:30Oh yes
00:56:31Which you prefer
00:56:32Wellington
00:56:32Or Nelson
00:56:33Come on Margot
00:56:35Get your hat on
00:56:36For a bonus point
00:56:39Why doesn't Margot
00:56:40Want to wear her paper hat
00:56:42It's the wrong newspaper
00:56:43Well done
00:56:44Yes let's have a look
00:56:45At her indignant
00:56:47And classically Margot response
00:56:50Come on Margot
00:56:51Get your hat on
00:56:52This is the daily miracle
00:56:54I am terribly sorry Margot
00:56:58Please have the telegraph
00:57:00Next one
00:57:02Next one
00:57:03The main character
00:57:04An adult man
00:57:06Is cast as an angel
00:57:08In a nativity play
00:57:09The counterweighting system
00:57:11Of the theatrical wires
00:57:12He's attached to
00:57:13Fails
00:57:14And he jerks upwards
00:57:15Smashing through the church roof
00:57:17Where
00:57:18He had to be rescued
00:57:19By a helicopter
00:57:21So what sitcom
00:57:22Am I talking about
00:57:23Some mothers do have them
00:57:25Definitely
00:57:25Some mothers do have them
00:57:26It was
00:57:27Some mothers do have them
00:57:28Let's have a look
00:57:29At this masterpiece
00:57:30Of perfectly timed silliness
00:57:32An extraordinary
00:57:33Physical comedy
00:57:34One more bag to do it
00:57:36What's that?
00:57:37Stop looking up there
00:57:50You dirty shepherds
00:57:53He's born innocent
00:57:57Well that's ruined my Christmas
00:58:04Who is Christ
00:58:08Not that big one
00:58:09No
00:58:10In that round
00:58:26John's team
00:58:26You've scored one point
00:58:28And Shaffi's team
00:58:29You've scored three
00:58:30It's nearly time for the break
00:58:36So let's pull a cracker
00:58:37Shaffi
00:58:37Have you got another one?
00:58:38I've got another one
00:58:39Shall we?
00:58:39Yep
00:58:40Read us a joke please
00:58:42Which reindeer
00:58:44Has the worst manners?
00:58:46We'll find out the punchline
00:58:48After the break
00:59:00Welcome back
00:59:04Before the break
00:59:05We pulled a cracker
00:59:06And asked
00:59:06Which reindeer
00:59:08Has the worst manners?
00:59:09Go on Shaffi
00:59:10Give us a punchline
00:59:11It was
00:59:12Rude
00:59:13Dolph
00:59:14See
00:59:15Oh that's good
00:59:16Isn't it?
00:59:17Very good
00:59:18Excellent
00:59:19This final round
00:59:21Is about those
00:59:21Festive TV moments
00:59:23And special episodes
00:59:24That are seared
00:59:25Into the nation's
00:59:26Collective consciousness
00:59:27Like the lyrics
00:59:28To Do They Know It's Christmas
00:59:29Shaffi's team
00:59:30You're up first
00:59:31The lovely Paul Daniels
00:59:33Delivered 15 consecutive
00:59:35Christmas specials
00:59:36From the late 1970s
00:59:38To the early 1980s
00:59:39But what did he make
00:59:41Vanish
00:59:41In 1984
00:59:43Was it Debbie McGee?
00:59:46Well not very well
00:59:47Because you're here tonight
00:59:48It's a big Ben
00:59:50It would be something big
00:59:52Okay I'm going to have to hurry here
00:59:54An elephant
00:59:54No it was a million pounds
00:59:57Yes and here he is
00:59:59Being ably assisted
01:00:00On that illusion
01:00:01But is that
01:00:02Robert Mass
01:00:02It's not Debbie McGee
01:00:03He made more than a million disappear
01:00:05We've got to ask Debbie
01:00:07About this haven't we
01:00:08The brief
01:00:08That Paul got
01:00:10You know
01:00:11From the
01:00:11We had a team
01:00:12And one of them
01:00:13Came up with
01:00:14Making a million pounds
01:00:15Vanish
01:00:16So the BBC agreed
01:00:17Paul I can remember
01:00:19On the way home
01:00:20When it was
01:00:21They were designing it
01:00:22He said
01:00:22Yeah but they haven't said
01:00:24I have to bring it back
01:00:25Okay
01:00:28John's team
01:00:29Who hosted the Christmas special
01:00:31Of the Generation Game
01:00:32For the first time in 1978
01:00:34Who was before
01:00:35Was there anyone before Bruce?
01:00:37Before Bruce
01:00:37No
01:00:38But maybe 78
01:00:39It might have been Larry
01:00:40Oh Larry
01:00:41Brucey
01:00:42Larry
01:00:43And then it was Jim Davidson
01:00:44After you hurry here
01:00:45Alright I'll go for Larry
01:00:46Larry Grayson
01:00:47You're right John
01:00:47It was Larry Grayson
01:00:49He'd taken over from Bruce Forsythe
01:00:50Earlier that year
01:00:52Whose legendary
01:00:53Elaborate Christmas
01:00:55Entertainment
01:00:55Spectaculars
01:00:56Involved the star
01:00:57Playing as many as
01:00:5837 different characters
01:01:00Himself
01:01:01Biggins you'll get this
01:01:03Is it you?
01:01:04No
01:01:04You'd remember
01:01:0537 characters
01:01:06I get it at the
01:01:07Woolworths advert
01:01:08But you'd remember
01:01:0837 characters
01:01:09Give me a clue
01:01:12Gottish
01:01:14Is it Ross Abbott?
01:01:15Oh
01:01:15No no no
01:01:17No
01:01:17I'll tell you who it is
01:01:19It's
01:01:19Stanley Baxter
01:01:21Yes it was Stanley Baxter
01:01:24Well done John
01:01:25Next one
01:01:28Whose circus was a Christmas TV tradition
01:01:30Shown on both BBC and ITV
01:01:33Until the final televised performance
01:01:35In 1983
01:01:36Billy Smarts
01:01:38Well done Debbie
01:01:38Yes it was Billy Smarts Circus
01:01:40It was first broadcast live by the BBC
01:01:43In 1947
01:01:45Wow
01:01:45Yeah
01:01:46Which film now a Christmas viewing classic
01:01:49Was first show on Christmas day 1978
01:01:52Nils
01:01:53Would it be health?
01:01:54Oh no that was much
01:01:55No that was much
01:01:56Were the hills alive in it?
01:01:58They might have been
01:01:58Oh
01:01:59Sound of music
01:02:00Sound of music
01:02:00Yes it was
01:02:02Well done
01:02:03The sound of music
01:02:04The BBC won a bidding war with ITV
01:02:07For the rights to show the film
01:02:09Nine times over ten year period
01:02:11It was a massive bidding war
01:02:12Now what was unusual about the Christmas special
01:02:15Of Chaotic Kids show
01:02:17Run around in 1980
01:02:19Well it was hosted by Mike Reed
01:02:21Run around there
01:02:22Mike Reed from EastEnders
01:02:24That was always that
01:02:25Yeah
01:02:25What was special about that particular one?
01:02:28Ooh
01:02:28Yeah I mean I don't
01:02:29Honestly I can't see you getting it
01:02:31I don't know
01:02:32I've been fascinated to know
01:02:33It was on ice
01:02:34Oh
01:02:35Bold
01:02:36We should have guessed that
01:02:38Let's have a look
01:02:39Possibly one of the most ambitious Christmas special
01:02:42Ever attempted on television
01:02:44Right I'm going to try and get out of this
01:02:50Well done Warren
01:02:51Do you bobsleigh for the Britain there boy?
01:02:53I don't actually bobsleigh for Britain though
01:02:55But I do compete
01:02:57You do compete?
01:02:58I'll tell you what
01:02:59It's a bobsleigh
01:02:59Can you bob it out of here please Warren?
01:03:01Give a nice round of applause
01:03:03Young man does her
01:03:03Right
01:03:07Well done Warren
01:03:09Well done Warren
01:03:10Right
01:03:12Anyway
01:03:15Welcome to run around
01:03:18This is my mother-in-law
01:03:19That's so right
01:03:21An unusually nervous Mike Reed there
01:03:24Standing very still
01:03:25Tensely clinging onto a fiberglass polar bear
01:03:28For dear life
01:03:29Right
01:03:31It's time for the final game
01:03:33There's a prezzy and some wrapping paper
01:03:35On everybody's desk
01:03:36The best wrap presents after 30 seconds
01:03:39Wins the point
01:03:39Here we go
01:03:41Okay
01:03:41Three, two, one, go
01:03:43Right
01:03:45I can't believe I've got a hammer
01:03:47Oh
01:03:48Look what I've got
01:03:50Oh what is that?
01:03:52Oh it's a snowball
01:03:53Stephen Bailey
01:03:54You know I love a Christmas snowball
01:03:56For my very first one
01:03:58My auntie gave me when I was 10
01:04:00God love Manchester
01:04:01The tape is so hard
01:04:03Oh my God
01:04:04John
01:04:04Oh this is not bad actually
01:04:06Done mine
01:04:07Perfect
01:04:08How long's left to feel
01:04:10Apart from Stephen I'm struggling
01:04:13Ho ho ho
01:04:16Okay put this stick and take down
01:04:18And let's have a look
01:04:19Biggins that is quite a beauty that
01:04:23That's beautiful
01:04:24That does look good
01:04:24And yours are very neat girls
01:04:26Very neat
01:04:27Not sure what happened there Debbie
01:04:29But it looks
01:04:30It looks like a plant
01:04:31But I don't think it is
01:04:32It's a football
01:04:33Let's have a look at yours love
01:04:34Oh it's a badminton racket
01:04:40Oh that's brilliant
01:04:41Stephen let's have a look at yours
01:04:43In my defence
01:04:44I normally put everything in a bag
01:04:45It's wrapped
01:04:49Well you've obviously lost miserably
01:04:51John's team
01:04:52One point to Shappie's team
01:04:54Yay
01:04:54So put your badly wrapped prezzies away please
01:05:01In fact feel free to keep them
01:05:03Because they are your secret Santa gifts
01:05:05I knew you wanted a football Debbie
01:05:08Okay I'm going to quickly toss up the scores
01:05:11And I can tell you that tonight's winners are
01:05:14John's team
01:05:16Yay
01:05:17Go team
01:05:19Happy Christmas
01:05:20Merry Christmas
01:05:21Merry Christmas
01:05:23God bless us everyone
01:05:24Well done John's team
01:05:27Congratulations Shappie's team
01:05:29You don't go away empty handed
01:05:31You get an already out of date
01:05:34Cliff Richard Callender
01:05:35John's team
01:05:42You've won tonight's star prize
01:05:44The Christmas quiz night bowl
01:05:46A golden sprout
01:05:48Thank you all at home for watching
01:05:59And a very Merry Christmas
01:06:00And a very Merry Christmas
01:06:02Thank you all at home for watching
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