00:00My name is Angela, hey, hello. Welcome to my Marion show. I'll introduce my friends to you. Oh, no, it's Minipoo.
00:15Shoo-be-doobie-doo-wop-wop, my name is Angela, and you are not. Nanette Manoir is a stuck-up jerk-face. Ah!
00:24And now, to today's story. Starring me, and not starring Nanette Manoir.
00:30Today is a day that started out good. Finally, my very own Astronaut Bob Astro Disc.
00:37It was a thing of plastic beauty. And so versatile.
00:43Mad, and for such a good start, everything went straight downhill.
00:48Come on, Gordy, throw it already.
00:50It smells like spoiled milk, Angela. This toy's not sanitary.
00:55Would you please just throw it, please?
00:57Oh! Oh! Heavens to Betsy! Another one of those nasty novelty nuisances.
01:04Well, off to the verboten drawer for you.
01:06Gordy, Reinhardt, look what you did.
01:09Gee, I'm really sorry, Angela.
01:11Want the Mr. Tofu toy I got out of my box of sugar-free soy squares?
01:15Thanks, but no thanks.
01:16But, if you want, you could go into Brinks' desk when she's not around, and...
01:21No way, Angela!
01:24Great, it's Cardaline.
01:26Ninnywort must be sending her spies to spy on us.
01:29Actually, she looks like she's lost.
01:32Nanette, horrible. Terrible.
01:35I know Nanette's horrible and terrible. Tell me something I don't know.
01:38Hey, Nanette, here's your missing link that you are missing.
01:42I'm not missing her at all.
01:43Not after what she did yesterday.
01:45I've never been so appalled.
01:47I'm appalled, too.
01:49I'm appalled even more.
01:52I decided we should all have fur hats.
01:54So I went out and bought a fur hat, and January went out and bought a fur hat.
01:57But what did Carleen do?
01:58She bought herself a fake fur hat.
02:01As if she thought I wouldn't spot a synthetic a mile off.
02:04I haven't the words to express my feelings of betrayal, not even in French.
02:08Speaking of fake...
02:09But I told you, it's not my fault, it's Daddy's.
02:12He cut my allowance to several hundred dollars per quarter
02:15when he found out I used his credit card to buy those hand-painted Ceramic Kitty collectibles for you.
02:19Remember?
02:20They weren't ceramic. They were limoges.
02:22I've had to cut corners.
02:24You don't cut corners on essentials.
02:26Come on, January, let's go have fun the old-fashioned way.
02:29We'll buy it.
02:30Hey, Nanette, could you buy me some fun, too?
02:32Wait up.
02:48Huh?
02:50I can't believe it.
02:51Even when Carleen is in shock, she's still got amazing copycatting skills.
02:55I think we should let her sit with us.
02:57She could be like the puppy I never had due to my allergy to dog dander.
03:01Sorry, Gordy Reinhardt.
03:02But I do not trust her on account if she's still too Nanette-y.
03:05Maybe after a year or two, it will wear off.
03:08Run along, Carleen.
03:09That's a girl.
03:10Back to Nanette.
03:11Maybe you should, Carleen.
03:12I'm sure January and Nanette miss you already.
03:15I almost feel sorry for her, but...
03:17C'est la vie, which is French for tough truffles.
03:22We'll be better off without Carleen.
03:24I'm sure of it.
03:24I'm sure of it, too.
03:27Oh!
03:27Ahem.
03:28And I'm sure of it even more.
03:31All right, all right.
03:33Have a seat.
03:34Oh!
03:35You sure got an awful lot of food there.
03:38And since lunch is only 50 minutes, maybe I should start helping you now.
03:42Oh!
03:43Gee, Angela, I still feel horrible about what happened to your Astro Disc.
03:50Maybe if I supplied you with all of my gold stars, you could win it back at the end of the month auction.
03:55But the end of the month auction is at the end of the month, Gordy Reinhardt.
03:58True.
03:59I suppose you would need to supply a little patience.
04:02A little?
04:03Come on, you guys.
04:04Taking it back early isn't breaking any rules.
04:07It's more like borrowing something back that belongs to me anyway.
04:14Tell you what, whoever gets it for me gets treated to samples from Mappersons.
04:18But, Angela, Mappersons' samples are free anyways.
04:22Yeah, but I'm also offering free delivery.
04:26Forget it, Angela.
04:27Walking to Mappersons' is all the exercise I get.
04:30I'll do it.
04:31You, Carleen?
04:32You would do that for me?
04:34Sure.
04:35Mrs. Brink slips me in January and...
04:37Nanette, borrow stuff from the confiscated drawer whenever we want.
04:40So now I am thinking maybe Carleen is not so bad to have around after all.
04:47Good catch, Angela.
04:48I think it was a good catch even more.
04:50Come on, Carleen.
04:51Join in.
04:56Why am I doing this again?
04:58Because it's fun.
04:59How can this be fun?
05:00I mean, we haven't spent any money at all yet.
05:02Come on.
05:03Carleen, you're holding up the game.
05:07I broke a nail.
05:10Sorry, but I can't keep playing if this is going to happen.
05:13My manicure cost me five dollars a nail.
05:15Well, at least the game finally cost you something.
05:18Maybe it would sound better if you bought a better quality comb.
05:22Say, tortoiseshell or elephant tusk.
05:24But that's the beauty of comb harmonicas, Carleen.
05:27They sound the same no matter what they're made of.
05:29Here, try it.
05:31See?
05:32You're a natural.
05:33How much did you say this cost?
05:43Wow.
05:44This is free and it's fun.
05:46I can't believe how much money I've been saving playing with you guys.
05:48That's nice, but we've still got lots more neighbors left to annoy.
05:51So now I am thinking it is hard to believe that I, Angela Anaconda, am in the middle of the kitchen of my sworn arch enemy Nanette's former kiss-up, Carleen.
06:01We were all going to go to Abadi's for pizza, but Carleen said we could go to her house instead to eat for free.
06:07I think she's getting the hang of this.
06:09Wow.
06:10You really don't need to spend money to have fun.
06:12Do you realize that in the time I've spent with you, I've saved over a hundred and twenty dollars?
06:16Mini-Wart probably spends that much on a single hat in a single day.
06:20Hey, you're right.
06:23Why are you making a face, Carleen?
06:24Have you ever actually tried a bologna and ketchup sandwich?
06:27I love them.
06:28I love them even...
06:30I'd love them even more if, you know, they had mayonnaise and pickles.
06:33Hey, Carleen, look what I found in your bathroom.
06:35A woodchuck.
06:36And he's dead.
06:38Oh, no.
06:39That's just the awful fake fur hat I bought.
06:41I told the maid to use it to scrub the bidet.
06:43If you don't want it, I'll take it.
06:45Fake fur is my favorite kind of fur.
06:48Thanks, Carleen.
06:49Someday maybe I will do the same sort of thing for you someday.
06:55Password?
06:56Link stinks.
06:57Come on in.
06:58You know, Angela, I wonder if it was a good idea to share the password with Carleen.
07:03Relax.
07:04Now that she is no longer clinging to Nanette like Spatic Kling, I say we can trust her.
07:08Besides, she's bringing the snacks.
07:11Whoa.
07:12You think it's possible to eat bark?
07:14I think my blood sugar just dropped to below zero.
07:17I'm heading to Mapperson's.
07:18Right about now, they should be putting out the fruitcake samples.
07:23Wait for me, fair Gina.
07:24I'm telling you guys, Carleen will be here any minute with food bags full of food.
07:29She's probably loading her wagon with bologna right now.
07:33Nope.
07:33Can't eat bark.
07:35I'm going for pizza.
07:36Not you too.
07:37No, Johnny, wait.
07:38I'm telling you.
07:39Any minute.
07:40What if something happened to her?
07:42Oh, there she is.
07:46She must have gone back to get a hat.
07:48Hey, that's the hat she already gave me.
07:51I know it looked like I was having fun with Angela.
07:53And maybe I was by mistake.
07:55But it didn't take me long to come to my senses.
07:58I mean, their idea of fun is so cheap.
08:01But at least it allowed me to save up enough money to buy my real fur hat.
08:04So, Carleen, who has leaned on me for days, you were just using us for your own cheap fun, huh?
08:11Well, maybe now it is time we started using you.
08:15First, on account of you are so flighty, maybe we should use you for our new Dumtso disc.
08:20Help me, help me.
08:40You will cry.
08:42Fear not, old flying foe.
08:43Here comes Dog King to the rescue.
08:47Stop it, stop it.
08:48You will holler.
08:49Save me from the doggy slobber, oh, great Angela, who knows so much more about having fun than I.
08:55Sorry, car loser.
08:57But dogs do not like cats, especially copycats like you.
09:02Poor Carlini Weenie.
09:04Looks like you could use some fresh moo juice to wash off King's interstellar doggy slobber.
09:11No use crying over spilled milk, my fallen friend.
09:15But I am sure you will find plenty of friends in your new home.
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