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The Boulet Brothers’ Holiday of Horrors - Season 1 Episode 1 -
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00:00Christmas is here
00:30Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:31Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:33On, on they said, on without end
00:36Their joyful tongue to everyone
00:38On how the bells, swift silver bells
00:40All sing to sing, from cares and whiff
00:43Discusses here, bringing the chin
00:45To young and old, meek and the poor
00:48To everyone, on, on they said
00:50On without end, their joyful tongue to everyone
01:00On without end
01:29Happy holidays, uglies
01:37At first glance, the Christmas season
01:39Can seem joyful, warm and inviting
01:42The glow of twinkling lights
01:44The laughter around the fire
01:46The scent of pine and cinnamon
01:51But turn the diamond just slightly
01:53And those happy images can turn very cold
01:56The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow
01:59And gnaws at the soul
02:02The laughter becomes strained
02:04The crackling fire whispers of secrets
02:07Best left buried
02:08For some, Christmas is not joy
02:10But a pageant of isolation
02:12Empty rooms where laughter once echoed
02:16Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree
02:19And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family
02:22There are other horrors
02:25Christmas, the smiling Santa who lingers outside your window
02:28The cheerful gift, all glitter and bows
02:31With something sharp beneath the ribbon
02:33Yes, for every tale of joy
02:36There is one of terror
02:38Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings
02:41But also of ghosts and grief
02:44And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays
02:48Is the company you keep
02:52Which reminds me
02:55Even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas
02:59Drack, do be a dear
03:01And illuminate our guest
03:03After all, nothing says holiday cheer
03:08Quite like the flicker of Christmas lights
03:11Ah yes, the true spirit of giving
03:14Giving someone a little spark of life
03:18Or rather, a lot
03:38Don't struggle, darling
03:47It's just the thrill of reanimation
03:50It never quite loses its charm
03:52My darlings
03:59I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two
04:03Whether I liked it or not
04:05David, really, what is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests gracing the gathering?
04:11Yes, but I must say there is nothing more horrifying than waking up here with you two year after year
04:19It's like the ghosts of Christmas past with a vendetta
04:24Well, now that you're awake and appropriately charged
04:28Let's begin our festivities properly
04:31Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit
04:34It's time for our first tale of holiday cheer
04:38A story about family
04:39About the bonds that never truly break
04:42Not even in death
04:44Because sometimes the greatest horrors aren't the ones that arrive uninvited
04:50But the ones you welcome in
04:53Now gather around and remember
04:56For some, the cold embrace of death is just the beginning
05:01This tale is aptly titled, Gaudete
05:05And now there is no wonder
05:05Do you know, what he wants to do with your friends?
05:13A mural of town
05:18Good idea
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05:27Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
05:55We need to make the best of it. She'll want us to be happy.
06:02We're not even unpacked yet. Like, at all. All of my shit is still in boxes. All her stuff
06:11is still here. Everywhere I look, I see her.
06:14I know. Look, it just, it didn't feel right getting rid of anything. It's too soon.
06:21You guys should be happy. She left us this huge house. Fresh start.
06:28It's sad what happened to her, but she lived a full life.
06:35We all gotta go sometime. He's right. We could have never afforded a house after your dad left. I mean, we were barely making it before John showed up.
06:42How did John help exactly? Grandma left us the house and the money.
06:49Judy, don't be difficult. This is already hard enough.
06:54Oh.
07:15Oh.
07:24Oh.
07:25Oh.
07:26Oh.
07:28Oh.
07:55Oh, God.
08:04Why did you leave me here alone with them?
08:18Judy.
08:20Honey.
08:21Honey.
08:22I'm so sorry.
08:25Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
08:30But I miss her too. So much.
08:37I can't even believe this is our life now.
08:42I don't like it, Mom.
08:45I don't, I don't want to be here with him. I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
08:51Judy, please. Try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
08:57Would you prefer me just be alone forever?
09:05If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
09:12You know what? Forget it, Mom.
09:17I don't know.
09:18Merry Christmas.
09:19I don't know.
09:20I don't know.
09:21I don't know.
09:22I don't know.
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15:50We call this one Yeti or not.
15:54I don't know.
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16:46I don't know.
16:48I don't know.
16:50I don't know.
16:52What do you expect it to do?
16:53Look at it.
16:54It's scared.
16:55It's hurt.
16:56It's scared.
16:57It tried to kill us.
16:58And it's definitely what took Tara.
16:59No, no, no.
17:00We don't know that for sure.
17:01Okay?
17:02Yes.
17:03It's the reason why eight people are missing.
17:04We don't know that this is what took those eight people.
17:06My sister was one of those people.
17:07Exactly.
17:08Plus, look at its eyes.
17:09Don't.
17:10Just because we trapped it doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it.
17:13Guys, look.
17:14The sun will be up any minute.
17:15Let's just leave it in the snare and go get help.
17:17That's the smart thing to do.
17:18Look, look.
17:19It waved at me.
17:20Raven, shut up.
17:21It just moved its arm.
17:22You're crazy.
17:23Don't.
17:24Stop it.
17:25All right.
17:26Stop.
17:27All right.
17:28We're here for Tara.
17:29Okay?
17:30And I want to know what happened to her.
17:31And I want to know if this thing is the thing that took her.
17:32It is.
17:33Don't.
17:34Don't fucking touch me.
17:35You're being an asshole.
17:36Jesus Christ.
17:37Raven, fuck.
17:38Zoe, are you okay?
17:39I'm fine.
17:40No, that's it.
17:41I'm done.
17:42I'm fucking done.
17:43This is ridiculous.
17:44Okay?
17:45I'm going to try to get back to the car one more time.
17:46It's going to be laid out soon.
17:47I probably won't get lost.
17:48And hopefully there'll still be a signal there.
17:50But guys, we need to stick together.
17:53Okay?
17:54For Tara.
17:58Take care of them.
18:01Them?
18:10The snare's choking at-
18:11Raven, get the fuck away from that thing!
18:13So sorry.
18:14This was supposed to be humane.
18:15Raven, stop!
18:16Stop!
18:17Stop!
18:18Stop!
18:19Here.
18:21It's okay.
18:22If it was going to hurt me, it would have already-
18:23You guys...
18:24Fuck.
18:25Shit.
18:26I got completely lost again.
18:27There's no signal for-
18:28You guys...
18:29Fuck.
18:30Shit.
18:31I got completely lost again.
18:33There's no signal for-
18:35You guys...
18:38Fuck.
18:39Shit.
18:40I got completely lost again.
18:41There's no signal for-
18:43Shit.
18:44Shit.
18:45I got completely lost again.
18:46There's no signal for-
18:47Shit.
18:48I got completely lost again.
18:50There's no signal for-
18:52Damn.
18:53If I let you get close to-
18:55Thelek is so happy!
18:57Oh!
18:58This ok has come and hit me to loft.
18:59Yeah.
19:00不會am is it?
19:01I got completely lost again.
19:04No, will we payチャンネル for?
19:05This okay.
19:06Hmmmm.
19:07It's not to be rude!
19:08I don't care.
19:09Nice 3 times.
19:11Good Lord.
19:12I want to have trouble with Allah at theiries burnout
19:15Keep in touch.
19:16That's where to open.
19:178 times.
19:18It's not to be finished!
19:19Ah support!
19:20Hello!
19:21Oh yes!
19:22Okay, what is a five-letter word for blameworthy?
19:48No, help is a four-letter word, silly.
19:52I got it.
19:58Shame.
19:59Yep, that's it.
20:04Aren't you glad I helped you find your sister?
20:06Merry Christmas Day!
20:14Merry Christmas Day!
20:18Ah, there you are.
20:29I thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves and escaped.
20:34Trust us, don't bother.
20:37It'd be a waste of your time.
20:38You'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would tear you the little delicious bits of mincemeat.
20:44So tell me again why I haven't already untied them?
20:47Christmas isn't the only winter holiday.
20:52There is also the horror of New Year's Eve.
20:55A night of resolutions, fresh starts, and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much like a countdown to the end.
21:04A time to remember those we've lost, and sometimes a time for those lost to remember us.
21:12After all, the dead have nothing but time, and they do love to stay in touch.
21:18The calls from beyond come when you least expect them.
21:23A voice on the line, a whisper in the attic.
21:28A message from the dearly departed who just can't take a hint.
21:34They say dead men tell no tale, but they never mention the dead calling collect.
21:40So tonight, we invite you to ring in the new year with a message from the other side.
21:48Let's raise a glass, my fiendish friends, because our next tale is a little story about goodbyes that come far too late.
21:57We call this one Old Acquaintance.
22:10I can't do this anymore.
22:36Ain't nobody making you stay here.
22:37You want to leave, baby girl, leave.
22:40But you walk out that door, don't come back!
22:43Daddy, what are you so afraid of?
22:45Get the hell out of my house!
22:48Oh!
22:50It's getting late.
23:10I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:26I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:29Graduation.
23:31Right.
23:31You know, no one blames you for leaving.
23:40Everyone knows that your father had his demons.
23:42How did my father die?
23:55Violently.
23:57If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:02If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:09Oh, and happy new year.
24:12OK.
24:17Would food or anything next
24:31You just have to go to the pool.
24:32I have to come up and see you for this next day to get some water in your house.
24:36Lauren, what are you thinking about it?
24:37I have to go to the pool.
24:39What the hell?
25:09Should all the acquaintance be forgotten, and the hell are brought to life?
25:39Should all the acquaintance be forgotten, and the hell are brought to life?
25:49What the hell?
25:51What the hell?
26:01Maya?
26:03I know you're there, baby girl.
26:07I know you came home.
26:09I'm sorry.
26:11For all of you, I'm so sorry.
26:15But Maya, listen to me.
26:17You have to find the phone.
26:19You have to...
26:20Couldn't do...
26:21Have to answer.
26:22Call.
26:23Answer before it finds you, too.
26:26Daddy...
26:27Answer it before it finds...
26:29God!
26:31What the hell?
26:32What the hell?
26:33What the hell?
26:34What is going on?
26:36Ow!
26:37God damn it!
26:38Fuck!
26:39No!
26:40Where is it?
26:41What the hell?
26:42I'm sorry.
26:43The hell is wrong.
26:44I'm sorry.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46I'm sorry.
26:47I'm sorry.
26:48I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
26:49I'm sorry.
26:50I'm sorry.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52I'm sorry.
26:53It's disgusting.
26:54Please, please, but I have no way to do it.
27:22What the fuck is it?
27:24You were right. You were all right. I have my demons. It got me. Now it's going to get you.
27:41No!
27:42No!
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28:41Hello
28:42Mya .
28:43Daddy...
28:44Daddy He called the phone...
28:46answered.
28:48I know baby girl, but you shouldn't have broken the answering machine.
28:55Now, it's truly free.
29:01Back so soon, my calamitous little carolers, and scratching at the door for more, I see.
29:20Fear can be a real dopamine rush, can't it?
29:23And sometimes the scariest holiday tales are filled with merriment and misfortune.
29:29A Christmas tree caught on fire, the screams of naughty little brats being gobbled up by Krampus, a yule log to the skull, these truly are a few of my favorite things.
29:42Well, the holidays are all about family, and nothing brings people together like fear.
29:51Tonight we've prepared another holiday tale of our own.
29:55So grab your cocoa, gather round, and don't forget to look up.
30:00You never know who or what might come creeping down in the dead of night.
30:06We call this one, Down the Chimney, and trust us, the real horror isn't who comes in, it's who doesn't make it out.
30:15It's who doesn't make it out.
30:16It's who doesn't make it out.
30:22It's who doesn't make it out.
30:24It's you never know.
30:33I bought it.
30:34You never know who I can see, I already know, none of the one in Europe...
30:37I don't know.
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