00:00Eleven. Welcome. One last time. Hi, we're the cast of Stranger Things and we are
00:08reacting to fan theories for season five. Well, we'll say they're all false, right?
00:13No, Noah. What? It's easy. It's an easy concept. You're an actor. Major character
00:18deaths are coming and this season will not end without losing one or more
00:24major characters. Could it be Eleven, Will, or Steve Harrington? I've seen so many
00:31people on the internet be like, if you kill Steve, I will kill you. Like, make
00:36actual death threats to the Duffer brothers about your death. You gotta be
00:42careful. You gotta watch out. I have been at the sort of receiving end of a few
00:47comments, please don't kill Steve, recently. And, you know, it's duly
00:53noted. People are running with Steve. People are going. They love that. People
00:57want him dead. I feel like I've seen people don't want him dead. Yeah, but
01:02they really do. They're like, oh no, he's going to cry. They want to cry. Yes. They
01:08want a moment. They secretly want it. They want a moment. This is crazy. Steve
01:11Harrington, what if it was just the death of his hair and he had to shave his
01:17hair off? Papa comes back, shaves his hair off. Steve's the new Eleven and
01:22actually a huge major character death is Steve Harrington's hair. I'm here for
01:28this. All right. I'm a genius. Dustin will have to make a sacrifice to save Steve.
01:34Cut his arm off or something? Yeah. What kind of sacrifice are we thinking?
01:40He's going to have to get back his Nintendo. Cut it off! It's pretty vague. That is vague. That could be like an emotional sacrifice. That could be like a physical sacrifice. That could be anything you want to do.
01:44Maybe. Who knows? The sacrifice is half of a sandwich. I love- I'm so sorry that all of these will just have to be like, I don't know. The will that's with them is actually a clone created by Vecna and the real will has been in the upside down the entire time. Honestly? I think you guys are better writers than that. I love this concept. You have an evil twin. His name is Mil. He's a comic
02:14combination of Millie, Bobby Brown, and Will. What's that movie? Us? Oh, so we're doing clones now? Oh, so we're doing clones now? That's a cool theory, although arguably would mean that the show would have maybe finished a few seasons before season five. So, nice try, but you're not right. Clone. How do we find out he's a clone?
02:36It would make so many scenes where Will was being so genuine and emotional. Very strange. Cast in such a strange light. He would know everything. I once got in a giant fight with my brother when he said that he would still love, if someone made a clone of me after I died, that he would still love that clone. Yeah. And I was like, no, but it wouldn't be me. And he was like, it would be you. That's what a clone is. And I think I now, I still don't understand what clones really are. I think it's just genetic. Well, oh yeah. Go on.
03:06Based on the question, they would have all your memories. Well, you might love you.
03:11Back in season one, it was Vecna communicating with Joyce through the lights, not Will.
03:18Ooh, that's interesting. Girl, what? I know, I don't really understand, though. Because you were saying run? No, he's saying run. But I'm saying,
03:27Mom, it's on. Oh no. No, run. Yeah. Through the, through the lights. Why would he, why would he tell it to run? Because he's like,
03:33Run. Run. 11. Welcome back. One last time. I think it was Will to say it was Will. I think we all sing.
03:44That's a question for our fearless leaders. You'll have to ask Matt and Ross about that.
03:48Vecna got a hold of Eddie's corpse and plans to puppet, in quotations, Master Puppets,
03:55it to psychologically torment the group. I hope not. Torment the group? Why is he trying to
04:01torment the group? I think like maybe using his like body to like kind of root up some trauma that
04:08Dustin has about losing him and like maybe like seeing other things would be scary for sure. I keep
04:13hearing this. People really, really want like a vampire undead Eddie. And I just think that if we go
04:20there, it may just. I'm joke winning you. You're joke winning me in the press junket?
04:24Yeah, we started joke winning. I'm trying to start a joke. When you say we, you're the only one.
04:29I'm the person who's trying to joke with. It's just, you look at someone with side eye and you go.
04:33Yeah, there you go. It's that. The resemblance is uncanny. People just want Joe Quinn so bad.
04:38Hey, and I understand why he made a, what a killer impression. I love that idea.
04:42I feel like Joe Quinn would love that idea. For sure.
04:46Number two. We all love Eddie, but Eddie's gone. He died. Eddie's dead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know,
04:54RIP, but Eddie's gone. It's enough. Eddie is dead. He's dead. So is Bob. Get over it, guys. Get over it.
05:03Like, I hate to say it, but they're gone. Hate to say it. They're gone. So is Joyce's dog. Where is Joyce's dog? You had a dog season one. Where did he go?
05:10Yeah, that's, I don't know where it went. No. That is a real question that we have to ask.
05:15Lucas and Max are endgame. Wow. That's, that's pretty. Does that mean they just like stick it out?
05:21They end up together? Is that what it means? Wait, what is, I thought endgame means like done.
05:25No, I think it means like they're like that. They will end the game together. Yeah. I mean,
05:29it's a nice thought. It's a very nice thought. It's a great thought. Sorry. No, it means, sorry.
05:33I think this is phrased wrong. Lucas and Max are going to watch Avengers endgame. Right.
05:36Yes, of course. Together.
05:38Those computers went out when they were, how old would they be at that point?
05:40They'll be, yeah, mid forties. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
05:43There will be a reset and people will forget that this ever happened except for a couple of
05:49characters like in, um, uh, Men in Black where they have the thing that, that wipes your memory.
05:55That is classic. Like Men in Black, like a little, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Cool.
06:02I don't think anyone will ever forget that this has happened. Yeah. Yeah. Least of all us.
06:10You die, I die. Come on!
06:13Go on!
06:15Yeah!
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