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A harried, burned-out cop believes that a recent string of murders proves that the murderer might be a deer-like creature in the form of a beautiful woman, straight from a local Native American folklore legend.
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06:56Fair day.
06:57Yeah.
06:57We're going out on the call.
07:00Why am I going out on a call iron horn said to take you said the call was a little
07:05weird
07:07So now I'm the weird call guy, huh? Yeah, cuz you know you've been so busy. He figured all right. All right. All right. All right. All right
07:13All right, okay
07:15Okay, what's so weird about this?
07:17Possible dead body possible. Yeah, possible. Well, is there a dead guy or isn't there a dead guy?
07:22Caller said he didn't know what it was. Ooh spooky. And why couldn't another uniform do this?
07:26It's out in red County our patrols don't usually go that far unless we get a call and we got a call
07:32We got a call. Yeah, well on the weird calls guy
07:56I'm detective Faraday. This is officer Reed. I'm glad you came. We've been waiting all morning, right?
08:10Where is it? Where's what the
08:15The thing sure come on
08:26Someone kicked the door in on some kind of device. Maybe a car crashes. No, I don't think so
08:38It looks like somebody broke the door off from the inside and then picked it up and tried to put it back on, you know
08:43What the hell could do that? I don't know look the door ain't the problem problems inside here look for yourself
08:50I'll go around
08:56Come on
09:00Fine
09:07Oh Jesus
09:09Now tell me honestly buddy. What the fuck is that? I
09:14Was thinking at first it it may be a dead animal, but but now I
09:21What are you doing what do you think I don't know
09:26Has anyone touched this or anything? Oh, no, no, I made sure nobody fooled with it, right?
09:45Holy shit
09:47And that was about 1140 that he left with her and he looked out of it define out of it drunk. He looked drunk
10:01What more can you tell me about this woman?
10:03Let me think
10:06Indian I think Indian you know American Indian like Native American
10:10Right I got it go ahead long black hair
10:15She had
10:16Sharp features like she was perfectly carved like someone really took time making her can I get a height?
10:23Well, she's maybe
10:25five foot five maybe six
10:28and
10:30She was just a real sexy, you know
10:34One of those where you look at her and all you could think was man. I gotta hit that
10:41I gotta hit it. Pardon me hit that?
10:45Fucker
10:47Ah
10:49She had these eyes like
10:51Well, maybe they were contacts, but
10:53Maybe like yellow eyes, you know, okay, so what light brown?
10:57No, man yellow
11:00Like uh
11:01Like a deer caught in the headlights of your car
11:04Right
11:06Who's in charge of the scene? That would be me
11:10Great
11:11Well, I uh hope you didn't manage to lose the body or something. Nope, everything's copacetic
11:20Copacetic. Yeah, everything's cool
11:22Whatever. Just give me your notes. I thought Einhorn was giving me this one
11:27In your dreams, Dwight. This one's all me. You see, I'd say this falls under the uh violent crimes category
11:33Not insurance fraud or incest or whatever bullshit they got you up to these days. Animal attacks
11:38Right sure animal attacks
11:41So tell me does this look like an animal attack to you?
11:44Actually, they were telling me they saw some deer over by the truck
11:47Right, right. So a deer rips this guy's uh truck door off
11:50Beats him with a sledgehammer till it looks like surrealist art and then what uh
11:54Retires to his chateau in the woods to uh plan his next attack
11:57I didn't ask for this call. Whatever. I think you've been begging for a reason to get out of the station
12:03Detective Patterson will be taking over for me
12:05Have a nice day
12:14I just got a call from the station. I know I know we're off the case
12:16Yeah, they want me back patrolling greenwood and you on an animal attack. What is it?
12:22Some old man's pet monkey bit some old lady's dog. Now there's a royal rumble going down
12:28They want you back at the station
12:30Wonderful
12:30Of course that was before we moved to seattle and i'd never seen anyone own a monkey there
12:53I didn't even think owning a monkey was legal in fact. I think you better check that out
12:58Yes, ma'am
13:03Did you make a note of that that owning monkeys is illegal?
13:05Yes, ma'am. I made a note to check it out. Yes, I did
13:10Of course it was always a vicious little thing in fact, he nearly killed my neighbor's cat
13:14He just picked it up and twirled it around and around and around and hit that wall that poor cat
13:21I can't have five husbands looking after this
13:25Excuse me
13:26Excuse me
13:28It started at the groin
13:30What did you just say?
13:33The trampling
13:34It was a trampling it started at the groin then worked its way up and then back down the body maybe 15
13:3916 times that's why I didn't look like a body at first
13:42The torso was shattered and caved inward
13:45What?
13:47It's nice talking to you, ma'am
13:53I'm sorry for your loss
13:59Did the morgue get in that body from red county yet?
14:01Uh, yes, sir. It's already on the table
14:02The family's requested it, but we're just gonna keep it for no longer see if we can dredge something up
14:06What name is it under? Uh, the guy's name was maltoy
14:10Uh, yeah, henry maltoy
14:13Sign me in so I can take a look at it will you?
14:14They're actually in the middle of checking it out right now
14:17Who's the uh
14:18dana
14:20Great
14:36Hey, dana
14:42Hey, dana
14:44dana
14:46dana
14:50dana
14:52Christ
14:56I thought they stopped letting you wear your uh face things
14:58Yeah, well no one else would take this guy so I figured fuck him right
15:02What do you mean no one else would take him?
15:04Just that no one on staff would look at him for more than a couple seconds
15:07Aren't you people trained to handle this kind of stuff?
15:10Yeah, that's what I said
15:21I should probably get that
15:22Do we have a cause of death yet well massive blunt force trauma would be sort of an obvious guess
15:35This guy got leveled it looks like a truck ran over him and backed over him then ran over
15:39I get it. I get it, but it wasn't a truck
15:41No
15:42Have any clue what it was not the slightest?
15:45I mean, I've really only got one thing for sure so far
15:47What's that he died with a
15:52He died in a state of arousal
15:55How can you tell that
15:59You see this yeah that was his penis
16:04You see these lines here these are stress fractures you wouldn't see those if he was flaccid something snapped his penis
16:12What do you mean snapped i mean snapped okay look i had a thought
16:16Isn't this patterson's case yes but i was first on the scene and i have a an interest
16:22Thought you were off homicide i am but there's a chance this is an animal attack
16:28Really
16:30Yeah
16:30Now look
16:32What am i looking at
16:33No, just look
16:37Hoof prints
16:39Hoof prints
16:46I couldn't get a flight out until tomorrow morning so i'll have an early dinner and call it a night
17:10What
17:10Well right now i'm having a scotch to celebrate the deal
17:16Good
17:18Right okay i'll see you in the office on thursday fine bye
17:27Hi
17:30Can i buy you a drink
17:31I bet i know what you want
17:40A cosmopolitan
17:42Am i right
17:44Yes
17:46Bartender a cosmopolitan for the lady
17:49I'm only here for one night can you recommend a good restaurant for dinner
17:59Oh thank you my good man
18:03Cheers
18:04So are you uh here all by yourself
18:16Well this is uh this is my lucky day
18:21Would you care to join me for dinner
18:22I can't believe how well this day is going
18:36You you want to go
18:52Are you hungry uh should we call room service
19:22You don't fool around do you
19:44This is definitely my lucky day
19:49So this man lures woman into his truck
19:51He tries to have sex with her she gets mad and leaves
19:56Then a deer comes and stomps the man to death
20:05Okay problems one there's not a deer in the world that could do that kind of damage
20:09Two the something kicked the door out from the inside and three what happened to the girl she went home
20:14How did she get home she disappeared and and where did the deer come from
20:18Maybe the girl went cold and he had a deer handy as a replacement
20:21It'd be a lot easier to think of this objectively if it wasn't so damn stupid
20:25Maybe it was something else you know i mean other animals have hooves
20:28Trust me those are deer hooves
20:30Maybe the girl beat him to death with a deer leg
20:32What's wrong that's just one of those sentences that you never expect to hear
20:39I think i feel saying it
20:41Okay look it's one a.m. We've been at this for hours and the best we have is murder by taxidermy
20:46Okay i'm i should be home in bed and i should be out partying right
20:52Thanks for your time dana no no problem so um are you gonna ask to be reassigned or no
20:59No it's just a hunch no tomorrow it's back to dog bites and lost cats
21:16I seem to be so ignorant
21:35Oh my my tell me what do i see a long-legged woman staring back at me
21:41Looking so good, I'm howling at the moon tonight.
21:46I see heaven in her eyes and a devil's smile.
21:50Come on over and dance for a while.
21:53I'm shaking with my boots.
21:54I couldn't go fast enough.
21:56All right, it's right here.
22:12See the little lady right here?
22:15Good after you.
22:26Oh, wow.
22:56Who?
23:02Oh, my God!
23:04Oh, my God!
23:06The baby's gone!
23:10Stupid.
23:26Did you hear something?
23:32No.
23:39No, wait, I definitely heard something.
23:44No, you didn't.
23:45Come on, come on, come on.
23:46Let's get in the trap.
23:49There you go.
23:51Okay.
23:56There it is again.
24:02It's over there.
24:15Retarded.
24:20Come here.
24:26Oh, hey.
24:32Did you hear something?
24:35No.
24:37Go.
24:38Okay.
24:41Hey.
24:43What?
24:44I didn't leave the door unlocked.
24:56honey.
24:57Aத
25:06Oh, man.
25:07No.
25:08Let's upload another video.
25:09You guys are rumored near me.
25:10Let it come home.
25:11Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:15Oh!
25:17Oh!
25:18AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
25:48Fuck.
26:18Can I help you?
26:48Hey, tell me honestly, why aren't you ever doing anything?
27:18Excuse me?
27:19I've been here for five months.
27:21Up until yesterday, I talked to you twice.
27:25But I see you every day.
27:26You're always sitting right there, and your eyes are always right about there.
27:32What's your point, Reed?
27:34Well, I've never heard of a detective that was assigned exclusively to animal attacks.
27:40What happened?
27:41A lot happened.
27:43May we delve?
27:45No.
27:46Oh, man, you're no fun.
27:48That your wife?
27:53We're separated, actually.
27:56Shit, I'm sorry.
27:57Don't worry about it, man.
27:59Don't worry about it.
28:00What are you doing right now?
28:01Me?
28:02Um, bothering you, I guess.
28:06I'm supposed to go down to the firing range, but I don't have much to do.
28:09You want to go down to the morgue, take a look at that new cadaver?
28:14That's not the sort of stuff I do for fun.
28:23Christ.
28:24Start working the highway, Reed.
28:25It'll toughen you up a little bit to stuff like this.
28:27Same M.O., basically.
28:29Massive blunt force trauma, died in a state of arousal.
28:32You know the deal.
28:33But then...
28:34I found this.
28:39Under his fingernails.
28:40That can't be human hair.
28:46Yeah, it's deer hair.
28:48Deer hair.
28:49Yeah, it looks like it got pulled out during the struggle.
28:52Hmm.
28:53Hmm.
28:54Someone gets sliced and diced in the struggle with a deer in a hotel room, and your response is, hmm.
29:01He was in a hotel?
29:02That's what it said in the file.
29:03Then we must have witnesses saying they saw him there, right?
29:05Yeah, with a girl.
29:06Do they have a description?
29:07They have three.
29:08Three.
29:08Dark skin, long dark hair?
29:12You got it.
29:12And that's about all they have in common.
29:14We got three different heights, three different weights.
29:17Although they all agree she was gorgeous.
29:20Hey, I'm starting to see what you say about those hooves.
29:24Some big animal did a tap dance on this guy.
29:27Is there any way we can tell how big the deer was?
29:29Wait, so we're definitely calling the perp a deer now?
29:33A deer or a deer-type animal.
29:36Well, what about the woman?
29:37I don't know about the woman yet.
29:38I'm still thinking about the woman.
29:40There's no real way to call the size, at least that I know of, but the hairs were short,
29:44which probably means it's either young or small.
29:46Oh, no, no.
29:47There's no way anything under 300 pounds did this to him.
29:51I mean, this was a big guy.
29:53You know, it's not like he was...
29:54Maybe it's strong.
29:55Really strong.
29:56It kicked the door clean off that 18-wheeler.
29:58So wait.
29:59The girl smuggles a deer in the room under her coat.
30:02Stop with the girl.
30:03We're not thinking about the girl yet.
30:04We're still on the weapon.
30:05Weapon?
30:06Man, I thought we agreed on an animal attack.
30:10Yeah, well.
30:16We got another one of those messy ones, Dana.
30:19Oh.
30:20Uh, hello, Faraday.
30:22So soon?
30:24Uh, just in.
30:24I brought it into room one, but they said you were handling this.
30:27Great.
30:28Don't feel bad.
30:29I'm still the weird calls guy.
30:30I don't know.
30:32What?
30:33So you're not going to say hello to me?
30:35I said hello.
30:37You should say hello back.
30:39I don't even know your name.
30:42I'm Bill.
30:42And you still should have said hello.
30:48But I didn't know.
30:48When did this one arrive?
30:51About 15 minutes ago.
30:52There's still officers on scene, but Patterson had the coroner take the body away because there
30:57was a crowd.
30:58They're still having trouble finding one of his arms.
31:02That's creepy.
31:04You're driving.
31:04What the fuck?
31:32At least we found the arm.
31:42Oh, boys!
31:47Fuchs.
31:48What's up?
31:49What are you doing here?
31:50This is me and Patterson's gig.
31:51Calm down.
31:52We're just checking it out.
31:53No, you're not.
31:53Go on.
31:54Get out of here.
31:55Where'd they find the body?
31:56I'm not telling you.
31:58Find your own way around.
31:59Dwight.
32:01On the roof.
32:02Ooh, first names.
32:10Faraday, what the hell are you doing here?
32:12Just looking around.
32:13What, you just wandering from crime scene to crime scene these days?
32:15Hey, calm down, man.
32:17Calm down?
32:17He just ambles in here.
32:18I'm supposed to calm...
32:19Come to think of it, who the hell are you?
32:21Excuse me.
32:22I'm Officer Reed.
32:23Reed?
32:24Didn't I see your name on street beat?
32:26What are you doing loitering around my crime...
32:27Detective Faraday has just as much of a right to be here as you.
32:31He had the first one of these...
32:33These things.
32:34Murders.
32:35Have you seen the bodies?
32:37You think a human did that?
32:38Or would you prefer me to...
32:46Faraday, what the fuck are you doing?
32:48Get off my roof!
32:49Good night, ladies.
32:54Drive safely.
32:55Shut up, Fuchs.
32:57I can drop you off before I turn the car in.
33:00Nah, no thanks.
33:00I live about a mile from here.
33:01You know, I'll walk.
33:02You sure?
33:03Yeah, it'll do me good.
33:04Clear my head.
33:05Okay.
33:05Get some sleep.
33:06You too.
33:07You too.
33:07You too.
33:25You too.
33:27You too.
33:27You too.
33:27You too.
33:28You too.
33:29You too.
33:30You too.
33:31You too.
33:31You too.
33:32I could go on the way to get them.
33:32You too.
33:34You too.
33:35I've never been left.
33:35I'm not in line.
33:36I'm not in line.
33:37No, no, I'm definitely losing it.
34:04Give me your wallet, asshole, and I will cut you!
34:06Okay, okay, okay, please.
34:09Ah!
34:11Motherfucker!
34:12You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.
34:14Police minister, don't shoot me!
34:15Don't shoot you?
34:16Don't you know better than a mug of policemen?
34:18You don't look like a cop.
34:20You know, I was gonna call backup and have you booked,
34:22but you know what?
34:23What?
34:24Ah!
34:26You fucking stabbed me!
34:27Don't, don't pull it out.
34:29There's a hospital about four blocks from here.
34:31Have the doctors remove it.
34:32And when that arm heals up, get a job.
34:34And stay off the goddamn street.
34:36What the fuck was that?
34:47All I'm saying is that we cannot rule out an animal attack.
34:50Weren't you just saying that this was a sexual assault homicide?
34:52Yes, well, that's true, too.
34:54Maybe some sort of an animal sexual assault.
34:56Oh, boy, here we go.
34:57I think your private fantasy life is beginning to interfere with your work, Faraday.
35:01Shut up, Fuchs.
35:03Look, I'm being serious.
35:04Dana down in Forensic says the blows are hoof-shaped.
35:06Oh, right.
35:07Dana, that pillar of sanity.
35:09The blows are circular.
35:11The hooves are ovoid.
35:12I don't think that...
35:13Shut up, Fuchs.
35:14The murder weapon is hoof-shaped.
35:17I'll give you that one.
35:18But the blows hit these guys with a tremendous amount of force behind them.
35:22For an animal of that size and strength to be hiding in a major metropolitan area for any extended amount of time is, frankly, impossible.
35:28It is possible.
35:29It's very possible.
35:30This could be an unknown animal.
35:32Some kind of a mutant-hoofed quadruped.
35:34Oh, great.
35:35We've got a killer moose man room in the streets.
35:37A new animal.
35:37A new kind of animal.
35:38One that we haven't seen before.
35:40That's enough.
35:41In London, in 1981, a series of brutal animal attacks were directly linked to a freak wolf that was gunned down in Piccadilly Circus.
35:47I'm familiar with the case.
35:48Then what makes this so different?
35:50Because this is not 1981.
35:51This is not London.
35:53These men weren't bitten or clawed or even scratched.
35:55They were pounded into fucking mince meat.
35:57Then how do you explain the bloody hoof prints that were found at the scene?
36:00I don't know.
36:01They're way too far apart for anything that I know of with hooves to have made them.
36:04My bet is they're from the perp dragging the weapon on the ground.
36:07That is ridiculous.
36:08The distance between the hoof prints suggests an animal that was moving on two legs.
36:11A biped that was leaping or jumping like a deer.
36:15And I can't believe you're taking this drag weapon theory seriously.
36:18Come on.
36:18As opposed to your minotaur theory?
36:21Minotaur.
36:21That's funny.
36:22Look, Chief, all I'm asking is the next time it happens, let me be first on the scene.
36:26You're calling dibs.
36:28Yeah.
36:28Yeah, I'm calling dibs.
36:29What makes you so sure there'll be a next time?
36:32Two days, three bodies.
36:33I seriously doubt that a killer this brutal is going to stop without having been caught.
36:36Oh, and you're the one to catch him, right?
36:39Christ, can you even do a push-up?
36:40Or shave?
36:42Shut up, Fuchs.
36:43Right.
36:46Because I remember you being a half-decent detective at one time, you've got it.
36:51Okay, come on.
36:52This is bullshit.
36:54Deer shit.
36:54Faraday, just watch your back.
36:56That's enough.
36:57It's Faraday's case.
37:00Yes, sir.
37:00I can't hear you.
37:03Yes, sir.
37:04Now, do any of you know anything about this guy who claims he was attacked by a cop with a knife?
37:10Dana has the results from the autopsy of the body on the roof.
37:32Guess what she found.
37:34What?
37:34Guess.
37:35How the hell am I supposed to guess?
37:37Dear DNA.
37:39Dear DNA?
37:41Dear DNA.
37:43What does that mean?
37:44You're Sherlock, man. I'm just Watson.
37:47Right.
37:48It's pretty quiet around here. You want to catch some lunch?
37:51That new Indian casino feeds offices free.
37:54You mean the new Native American casino, right?
37:56They make enough money off the slots to feed a couple of brothers in blue, right?
38:02Let's go.
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38:16He said, doctor, I don't know if I'm a wigwam or a teepee.
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39:14Okay, here's a story.
39:16Back when I was still on Homicide, I was partnered with a guy named Ted Neiman.
39:21You know, sweet guy, smart, you know, really going places.
39:24He started criminal justice classes because he wanted to be a crime fiction writer.
39:27I mean, just sort of fallen in love with it.
39:29Anyway, we were following up leads on this murder downtown.
39:33It's no big deal. You know, just a drug deal thing.
39:40Anyway, we found an address on this guy named Daquan Barlow.
39:44When we got there, we should have radioed for backup, you know, but we didn't.
39:48Ted went around the back, I went in the front, and trouble started right away.
39:52Man, it was crazy. Crack addicts running every which way.
39:55And, of course, one of them decides he's not afraid of the cops, right?
39:57So he runs on me with a pistol.
39:59He's a little white guy, bright red hair, you know.
40:01Must have been around 95 pounds, soaking wet.
40:05And I don't have my gun out, right?
40:07So I'm basically running away a couple of seconds so I can pull the Glock.
40:11And by then, he chased me into this narrow hallway.
40:13And I just, I turned and I fired my gun three times.
40:16One shot missed, the other two hit him here and here.
40:19And I'm still rushing off the adrenaline, you know, scared to death that some junkie's
40:23going to jump out at me out of nowhere.
40:25And then I saw Ted, my partner, Ted.
40:30He was lying on the floor in the back of the junkie.
40:35Both bullets went through the guy and they both hit Ted.
40:41So there was this big investigation, you know, and for a while a few people said that I planned
40:46it, right?
40:48That I'd meant to shoot Ted.
40:49And eventually the whole thing was dismissed as an accident, but people don't forget so
40:54easily.
40:56Einhorn took me off active duty and by the time he let me come back, I was on animal
41:00attacks.
41:03So I was pretty fucked up in the thick of it, you know, and I was always out of it and
41:06doped on antidepressants.
41:07My wife left me and I lost touch with most of my friends and then I had this, uh, this
41:13kind of, uh, realization.
41:15An epiphany.
41:16Yeah.
41:16I just realized that we all have our time to make our mark on this planet, you know?
41:23And all that I'd done with my time was get a decent man killed.
41:29That's the mark I'd made on the earth.
41:32That's dark.
41:35Yeah, well.
41:37Shit.
41:39Well, not only that, our special sharing time, let's figure out what a deer monster has
41:43against horny men, huh?
41:44No, it's this, this, this girl, this girl bothers me.
41:48Whatever's happened to these men, it's happened because of her.
41:51Right.
41:55Maybe it's not a woman.
41:57What?
41:58There's this type of spider, looks just like an ant, okay?
42:00Builds these fake ant holes and hides and then waits for the real ants to follow him
42:03down.
42:04And being chumped.
42:06Right.
42:07So you're saying the deer monster pretends to be a beautiful woman, lures guys to somewhere
42:11secluded, and then stumps the shit out of her?
42:14I don't know.
42:15All right.
42:16Deer woman.
42:17Oh, wait.
42:18What?
42:18What?
42:18You know the deer woman?
42:20Are you guys into stuff like that?
42:21Into stuff like what?
42:23You know, Native American mythology.
42:24You know, the deer woman.
42:25The Paisa Thunderbirds, the Golgoya, you know, stuff like that.
42:29Sit down.
42:30I gotta...
42:30No, no, no.
42:31It's okay.
42:31Please.
42:32Sit down.
42:33Yeah, I guess I got a minute.
42:41What you heard us talking about isn't a legend.
42:43It's a case we're working on.
42:45Okay?
42:45Somebody's killing people in this city, trampling them to death.
42:48Oh, yeah.
42:49Yeah, I saw that on the news.
42:50You guys...
42:53You guys think that's the deer woman?
42:55What is a deer woman exactly?
42:57Okay.
42:58Okay, here's the story how my dad used to tell it.
43:01When the Pahunkans would get together, you know, for a big social gathering,
43:03the deer woman would come out of the woods and slip unnoticed into the party.
43:07And she's like the most beautiful woman in the world.
43:10Really sexy, built like a goddess from the waist up.
43:13But from the waist down, she's like a deer.
43:15A deer?
43:16Well, you know, she has deer legs.
43:19Four legs or two.
43:21You guys can't be serious.
43:23We're very serious.
43:25Two legs.
43:26Anyways, she comes to the party and she finds a guy.
43:29She lures him out somewhere secluded, bangs him, and then tramples him to death.
43:33That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
43:36Hey, it's just the story.
43:38How come no one notices she has deer legs?
43:40She keeps them covered up.
43:41Why?
43:42Why does she do it?
43:42What's her motive?
43:43Why does everything have to have a why with you people?
43:46You know, it's a woman with deer legs.
43:47Motive really isn't an issue here.
43:49Okay.
43:51How do they catch her?
43:52What do you mean, catch her?
43:53Well, you know, how does the legend end?
43:55How do they kill the deer one?
43:56They don't.
44:01She just kills everyone who she seduces and then she disappears back into the forest.
44:05Right.
44:08It's just some silly, misogynistic, bahunking legend.
44:10And you two are acting like this is a serious theory in a criminal case.
44:14Actually, it's our only theory at the moment.
44:16I'm going home, shower and change and get completely drunk.
44:28What's the matter?
44:29This case getting to you?
44:30Look, every legend is based in fact.
44:33Every legend is not based in fact.
44:35If you take that attitude, we're never going to get anywhere.
44:42Look, I get off soon.
44:44I'm thinking about coming back, maybe hitting the slots.
44:46You want to come?
44:47A little drinking, a little gambling?
44:49I don't gamble.
44:50Did you see how they were paying off in there?
44:53You saw one person win.
44:54So now you're going to come back and play thinking you're going to win like the one person you saw win
44:58out of the hundreds of people that are in there.
45:00That's correct.
45:01It's people like you that make America great.
45:04You want to bet?
45:24Working nights now, Faraday?
45:26Not now, Fuchs.
45:27Look, I'm sorry for being such an asshole to you earlier.
45:31The more I look at this case, the more it seems bizarre.
45:34Yeah, to say the least.
45:37Well, uh, have a good night.
45:40You too.
45:42Asshole.
45:54Sid!
45:57Excuse me, ma'am.
46:14Can I get a seven, a seven, please?
46:16I don't see why not.
46:19$50 worth of chips, please.
46:21Here we go.
46:21No shooter coming out.
46:22Any C&E, horn high-o, last chance.
46:26Yeah, let's go!
46:26Anybody, baby!
46:27Anybody!
46:28Come on!
46:30Okay, here we go.
46:31$20 and outside.
46:32Come on now, 11, 11!
46:3412, grab 12.
46:35Line away, don't step in.
46:37Brutal!
46:37Okay, here we go.
46:41Oh, thank you.
46:42Come on, here.
46:43All right, let's go.
46:44Yeah, come on, now!
46:45Come on, now!
46:46Come on!
46:46Come on, here we go, here we go!
46:48Should I play the seven?
46:50Same shooter, here we go.
46:51Bet's down.
46:53Lady, you're the boss.
46:55Here we go.
46:56Come on, bring it on.
46:57Oh, yeah!
46:57It's not the day!
46:58Centerfield, no!
46:59Hey!
47:00How about that?
47:02There you go, man!
47:04No, I'm here for more in.
47:07Here we go.
47:07Yeah, yeah, yeah!
47:0811, 11!
47:0911!
47:0911!
47:10Yeah!
47:11That's what I'm talking about!
47:13Yeah!
47:13Yeah!
47:14All right!
47:15You want me to let it ride?
47:18Bring me one more.
47:18One more, 11.
47:1911!
47:1911!
47:2011!
47:2011!
47:2011!
47:2011!
47:2011!
47:2111!
47:2111!
47:2111!
47:2111!
47:2211!
47:2211!
47:2211!
47:2311!
47:2311!
47:24Okay!
47:24The lady said, let it ride!
47:26Here we go.
47:27Come on, now!
47:27We're going to run on base!
47:2811!
47:2911!
47:2911!
47:3011!
47:3011!
47:3111!
47:3111!
47:3211!
47:3211!
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48:0015!
48:0115!
48:0215!
48:0315!
48:0415!
48:0515!
48:0615!
48:0715!
48:0815!
48:0915!
48:1015!
48:1115!
48:11Damn it. I've got to get that.
48:15I know, baby, but it's my job. I've got to get the phone.
48:19Go down, baby. I'm not going anywhere.
48:29Hello?
48:31Is that you, Reed?
48:32Dwight?
48:33Look, I've been doing some research.
48:36That's good, Dwight. I'll see you tomorrow.
48:38This has happened here before.
48:39Okay, about 100 years ago, 11 loggers were found pulverized.
48:42They'd all been seen with a pretty woman.
48:44Dwight, I'm a little drunk and something's come up.
48:49I'm thinking we should put some officers in clubs and bars and on the streets, you know?
48:54I'm a little busy now.
48:57I got a girl that hit me. I will call you tomorrow.
49:02Have you seen her feet?
49:04Say what?
49:06Do you know her? Have you seen her feet?
49:09I'm a fucking idiot, Dwight.
49:11Where's your gun?
49:12Call backup.
49:13Reed?
49:14Reed!
49:15To request backup at 3581 Maneri.
49:17Copy that.
49:17Fuck me!
49:18Fuck me!
49:19Uh, Reed?
49:21Reed!
49:29To request back up at 3581 Maneri.
49:31Copy that.
49:41Fuck me!
49:49I love you!
50:05Reed!
50:07Reed!
50:09Reed!
50:11Reed!
50:13Reed!
50:19Oh, my God.
50:25Officer down. Repeat. Officer down at 3581 Maneri.
50:29Apartment 406...
50:39What have I done?
50:43Oh.
50:47Oh!
50:49Oh.
50:51Oh.
50:53Oh.
50:55Oh.
50:59Oh!
51:03Oh!
51:07Oh!
51:09Goddammit!
51:37Police!
51:38Police!
51:38Don't you move!
51:39Jesus Christ!
52:08Police!
52:09Oh, my God.
52:39Oh, my God.
53:09Oh, my God.
53:39Oh, my God.
54:09Oh, my God.
54:39Oh, my God.
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