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Anaconda (2025) is a comedy-adventure with horror elements and a fresh, self-aware twist on the classic snake film franchise. Directed by Tom Gormican and starring Paul Rudd and Jack Black, the story follows two lifelong friends — Doug (Black) and Griff (Rudd) — who decide to make their dream remake of the original Anaconda deep in the Amazon rainforest. What starts as a goofy passion project quickly spirals into chaos when a real giant anaconda appears, turning their light-hearted shoot into a dangerous fight for survival. Alongside a quirky crew that includes Steve Zahn, Thandiwe Newton, Daniela Melchior, and Selton Mello, the film blends laughs, jungle peril, and big-snake thrills. Anaconda hits theaters on December 25, 2025 — offering action, comedy, and creature-feature fun with a meta twist.
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00:01This holiday season, only one cinematic event is so big, it will leave you breathless.
00:18This is Anaconda.
00:20We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:25Action!
00:26Now, we need to find the snake for our snake movie.
00:30What was that noise?
00:35We came here to make anaconda, now we are in it.
00:38There's snakes around here, I can feel it.
00:40What does it feel like?
00:41I don't know, it's just very snakey.
00:43Is that like a technical term?
00:46Turn around!
00:49Stick it out!
00:50Even white boys got to shout!
00:51And now we die!
00:53Go faster!
00:54It's that golf cart!
00:55What do you want, a Tokyo Drift?
01:00My Anaconda!
01:01Don't want none unless you've got...
01:08Who the hell is that?
01:10Ice Cube?
01:12You're gonna need that.
01:13Oh.
01:14Sure.
01:15Of course.
01:16I got another one.
01:17Respect.
01:18My anaconda!
01:19My anaconda!
01:21Cold T
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