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Trey Knowles’ “Definition Get Fired” is a short stand-up comedy piece built around irony and consequences. Trey jokes about getting his Black friend, Definition, fired for repeatedly using the N-word toward him. The humor escalates when Trey turns the tables—pointing out that Definition once got Trey’s white friend fired for doing the same thing. What makes it funny is the hypocrisy and the lesson behind it: what goes around comes around.

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00:00And this is why I got Definition Fire. Let me tell you why.

00:03I'll tell you the story, how I got Definition Fire. So it's 10 o'clock.

00:07We have to wear and tear house. And at 10 o'clock is our break time.

00:11It's our break time. We have a 15 minute break. You know, some people go outside

00:15and smoke a cigarette. And this time Definition, he didn't go

00:19outside and smoke a black amount. He smokes black amounts and makes

00:23your dumbs black, you know.

00:24So my white friend Nick comes

00:30into the lounge. He's like, what's up, niggas?

00:33You know, I give him a high five. He says, what's up, niggas?

00:38Definition didn't like.

00:40I don't understand why he didn't like it because it's not like he never heard the word nigga.

00:43You know, so he goes to the manager. Definition goes to the

00:47manager. And he tells the manager that

00:51my white friend Nick. Used the n-word.

00:55Called him a nigga.

00:57And had my white friend fired.

01:01Now, I love all people, man.

01:03I love all people. I don't care what color you are.

01:05I just love you, you know.

01:07I was upset. He called my, he got my

01:09white friend fired. My white friend has

01:11a family. He got them fired.

01:13You know. My white friend,

01:15you know, he's making, he's been there for a long time.

01:17He's been at the wear and tear house for a long

01:19time. So he's making $12

01:21an hour.

01:23He's making $12 an hour.

01:25While me and Definition

01:27make $9 an hour.

01:31But that was

01:31my friend. That's my friend. He had him

01:33fired. He has a family.

01:36And so

01:37the next day,

01:39we're on our break again. It's 10 o'clock.

01:42And Definition

01:43comes in. The lounge.

01:46And he says to me,

01:47what's up, nigga?

01:49What's up, nigga?

01:51I had Nick fired, nigga.

01:54So I go and tell my manager

01:56that Definition calls me

01:58a nigga.

02:01My manager

02:01looks at me.

02:04He says, you want me to fire

02:05Definition?

02:09But he didn't call him

02:10Definition.

02:11He called him by his real

02:13name, Tyrone.

02:15You want me to fire, Tyrone?

02:18I'm like, yes.

02:19He called me a nigga.

02:20I'm offended.

02:20He called me a nigga.

02:22And I'm offended.

02:23I'm offended.

02:24So he

02:25fires

02:26Definition

02:27on the spot.

02:29Calling me a nigga.

02:32Definition's upset.

02:33Because the wear and tear house

02:35was his first job.

02:36He's upset.

02:38He's upset with me.

02:39Because I had him fired.

02:41And I remember

02:42what my mama told me.

02:44She said,

02:45do unto others

02:46as you want them

02:48to do unto you.

02:51So Definition is upset.

02:52He's cursing me out.

02:53He said, why you had me fired?

02:55You a sellout.

02:56You a sellout.

02:58I'm like, because you

02:58called me nigga.

03:02I thought you was my nigga.

03:04Here you go.

03:04You calling me a nigga again.

03:05Then you had my friend Nick

03:08fired for calling you a nigga.

03:10Do unto others

03:14as you want them

03:14to do unto you.

03:17So Definition's upset with me.

03:22He's upset with me.

03:24He's upset with me.

03:26Because he defines himself

03:28as a nigga.

03:29I don't define myself

03:31as a nigga.

03:34Because

03:35I'm not a nigga.

03:37I'm not a nigga.

03:38I'm not a nigga.

03:39I'm not a nigga.

03:40I'm not a nigga.

03:41I'm not a nigga.

03:42I'm not a nigga.

03:43I'm not a nigga.

03:44I'm not a nigga.

03:45I'm not a nigga.

03:46I'm not a nigga.

03:47I'm not a nigga.

03:48I'm not a nigga.

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