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In “Higher Education of America,” Trey Knowles delivers a sharp, funny comedy set aimed at college students, calling out the hypocrisy of their parents—many of whom are now judges and lawyers. Knowles humorously reminds students of their parents’ own wild behavior during their college years, especially at fraternity parties, and contrasts it with the moral judgment those same parents now pass on others. With playful embarrassment and a memorable joke about “casting the first stone,” Knowles exposes the double standards behind authority, respectability, and self-righteousness, turning laughter into a pointed critique of hypocrisy.

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00:00Congratulations to all those who have made it to the best university of the United States.
00:24Give yourself a round of applause. Those who are studying law, those who are going to be attorneys, those who are going to be a judge. Give yourself a round of applause. Give yourself a round of applause. Yes. Yes, you guys deserve it. You guys deserve it.
00:41I'd like to thank all you guys for letting me come and speak at your guys' colleges in a system called higher learning.
00:50Now, to all y'all young adults, I'm going to call you young adults because you're not kids anymore. You're young adults.
00:59Some of you guys' moms and dads were judges, attorneys, and lawyers. And they sent away a lot of sick people to jail. Not bad people. Some sick people. A lot of sick people that was on drugs and it gave them a lot of years.
01:18And some of you guys' moms and dads tell you not to be around the black people and not to be around the brown people because they're going to introduce you to some bad things.
01:31I'm here to tell you that that is not true. That's not true. That's not true.
01:36Now, your mom and dad didn't tell you about the frat parties. Your mom and dad didn't tell you about their drug use.
01:49Your daddy never told you about the girls that he raped.
01:52Your mom never told you about showing her body to all these different men, taking her clothes off and just dancing around and crowning around with her girlfriends, showing their breasts.
02:10Your mom and daddy didn't tell you this, so I'm going to tell you this.
02:14There's this party called frat party.
02:18You're going to have all these different drugs.
02:22Some of you guys will start using drugs.
02:25A lot of you guys will be drinking for the first time and getting hangovers and laughing and doing all these Sodom and Gomorrah type of things.
02:41Your heart and your brain will be taken over by the devil at these parties.
02:47So your moms and dads that are judges and attorneys, they put people away for drugs, but they didn't put themselves away for using drugs and selling drugs.
03:02And then, you know, because your mom and dad is telling you to watch out from black people and watch out from brown people.
03:13Because the people that are going to be introducing you to drugs at these parties are not going to be black and they're not going to be brown.
03:20And so your parents are setting you up to fail.
03:28This is just a warning.
03:33This is just a warning.
03:36This is what the higher education system is all about.
03:40If one of these white girls' dads is a lawyer and I get an email saying they need to take this video down, I'm going to be butthurt.
03:47This is a warning.
03:48This is just a warning.
03:57This is just a warning.
03:58We'll see what the other hand says.
04:04We'll see what Frau did the end and at the beginning.
04:11We'll see the turn when we get a man.
04:12We'll see what' both characters will be the TV.
04:15We'll see the man.
04:16We'll see what happening.
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