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00:02:02Thanks.
00:02:03Are we on track to meet the deadline?
00:02:09Yes, Mr. Eppermint, I can assure you.
00:02:11Whoa, hang on.
00:02:12These are children.
00:02:13Yes, and you're an interpreter, right?
00:02:16Yeah, but you can't do this.
00:02:17Listen, it's quite normal for children to work in Thailand.
00:02:21Yeah, but can't you see?
00:02:22This is not okay.
00:02:23Well, if I don't do it, somebody else will.
00:02:26And if you don't interpret for me now, somebody else will just get paid instead.
00:02:29How do you stand this heat?
00:02:31Is there nothing to drink around here?
00:02:33Oh, good, good.
00:02:35Hello, look, look.
00:02:36Pooxie back.
00:02:56Well, as you can see, everything's under control, Mr. Eppermint.
00:02:59Oh, shit.
00:03:01Oh, shit.
00:03:03What?
00:03:04My, my, my scarf.
00:03:08Huh?
00:03:22Mr. Chan, stop it.
00:03:25Sorry.
00:03:51I want no part in this.
00:03:52Do you hear me?
00:03:54I'm done with it.
00:03:55I expect to see you next month, then.
00:03:59Thanks.
00:04:00Okay, then.
00:04:00Good boy.
00:04:01To the airport, please.
00:04:03Yes, sir.
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00:05:59Is that you, Ralph?
00:06:00Do we have any real beer left?
00:06:02These Asian beers taste like bear piss, and I know that taste from my days as a forest
00:06:06ranger.
00:06:08Ralph?
00:06:09Ralph?
00:06:13Well, hello there.
00:06:15Who have we got here?
00:06:20a stowaway
00:06:27I know someone who's gonna love you
00:06:30good morning everybody
00:06:32a big welcome back all of you to my channel
00:06:35many of you have been asking Alex
00:06:38could you please show us how you brush your teeth
00:06:40so of course I'm gonna show you
00:06:42I've got this toothbrush I add some free sponsored toothpaste
00:06:46and then I brush and I always start way
00:06:49at the back and get into all the nooks and crannies
00:06:53oh hey let's uh get out of here Sean
00:06:56sorry it's moving Sean can you wait
00:07:01so your birthday's on Saturday right but I
00:07:03have an early gift for you in 10 9 8 7
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00:07:16morning mom oh good morning
00:07:19some breakfast honey yes please
00:07:23do we have any that's enough you
00:07:26oh there you are
00:07:28morning dear
00:07:29morning
00:07:31morning Alex good morning
00:07:33John Serena I used your credit card I couldn't find my wallet
00:07:37but John I thought we agreed on porridge on weekdays
00:07:40oh it's hard on Sean you know
00:07:43getting used to a new home and a new family
00:07:46good morning Sean
00:07:47new eating habits
00:07:51hmm
00:07:51all right then you can have one too Alex
00:07:54oh yes
00:07:56well I only bought four but
00:07:58by all means have one
00:08:00ah
00:08:02you did wash your hands right
00:08:04nah
00:08:05there's no soap
00:08:07yes there is it's in the starfish bowl
00:08:08oh the slimy gray blob is that soap
00:08:12yes it's free of parabens and animal fat
00:08:15don't you wash your hands either John
00:08:29I find a piece of iron pipe
00:08:31always comes in handy
00:08:33one two three
00:08:34so fast
00:08:47hey
00:08:48hey Jessica
00:08:49hi Tina
00:08:50hey Jessica
00:08:50no I'm Tina
00:08:51I'm Gina
00:08:52OMG that's better super cute super cute
00:08:55you think
00:08:55yeah Alex my man
00:08:57hi this is
00:08:58high five
00:09:00dab
00:09:02are you tired
00:09:03so tired
00:09:04oh
00:09:04I can't sleep
00:09:06Sean snores like crazy
00:09:08oh
00:09:08beat it
00:09:09okay
00:09:09hey you got something on your glasses
00:09:17Glenn
00:09:17that dumbass
00:09:18come on
00:09:21Thailand is a holiday paradise
00:09:24where one can relax
00:09:26right holiday paradise
00:09:29the thais are child friendly and jolly
00:09:32bright child friendly
00:09:37prices are reasonable
00:09:39which makes for great shopping
00:09:49wish i was your sweater
00:09:52sat on your body so warm
00:09:55wrap myself around you
00:09:57from the break of dawn
00:09:59from the break of dawn
00:10:00filled by you and joy
00:10:02when you took me off again
00:10:05the fragrance of you it would still remain
00:10:10you are a princess
00:10:13i'm an imbecile
00:10:16you're the very precious thing that i don't have but still
00:10:21the number one thing in my life
00:10:23of things that life could bring
00:10:27ooh jessica
00:10:30you captivating thing
00:10:35right concentration
00:10:37the thais are good with their hands and produced well-made products
00:10:45will you be going to the children's climate congress on saturday
00:10:49no perry will you be coming to my place to drink gasoline on saturday
00:10:53i'm having my birthday party on saturday
00:10:55without us
00:10:56well it's just for the family you wouldn't want to be there my mom's baking
00:11:01i'd rather drink gasoline
00:11:03my uncle stewart will be there he's on shorely's
00:11:06steward is he that old drunk yes sirs it's shore leave time
00:11:13welcome home uncle thanks ah my lovely
00:11:18so where's the douchebags can you behave now okay
00:11:23can you hold baby dara's turkle i got her mommy needs a smoke hey turkle
00:11:27long time no see
00:11:28my uncle stewart theatrice
00:11:31delicious
00:11:32ah hashtag me too
00:11:34hello leon hi
00:11:35dad why can i play my ipad
00:11:37hello george it's john
00:11:38and you're still growing hey shane
00:11:40take a look at this grandma i'll see if you can chew it
00:11:43hi grandma what have you got there
00:11:45she's having some toast
00:11:46excellent phew it sure is hot today i'm as dry as a desert
00:11:50well i've got organic iced tea with rose hips and sea book thorns
00:11:53let's consider that matter closed then
00:11:56well i actually have a little gift for uh
00:11:59thank you and i've got one for you too sean
00:12:02i think it's important to treat them both the same
00:12:05yes they're not the same though just look at them size wise i mean
00:12:09rock and flower yes do you remember those no
00:12:24you're welcome buddy can i go play now no stick to your ipad for now
00:12:29rock and flower i bought a gift too for alex since it's his birthday today
00:12:36thanks happy birthday kiddo
00:12:48wow uh it's uh what is it
00:12:52well it's uh is it a ninja exactly
00:12:56ninjas unusually check it no and boys your age don't normally weigh 200 pounds
00:13:02but seeing is believing mom look oh very nice here let me take baby
00:13:08here you go so who's this little guy is it a harlequin
00:13:12ha good one turkle harlequins are jokers this is a checkered ninja obviously
00:13:18i've never heard of a checkered ninja exactly that's what makes it so rare and pricey it costs
00:13:24a fortune even just getting it out of thailand was sheer hell because of the sword you know who knows
00:13:30what
00:13:30they might have done daddy my eldest once spent five years in a thai prison because of one ounce of
00:13:36cocaine an ounce yeah and it was just for personal use make a note of this for future reference alex
00:13:42a stint in a prison in thailand makes a man wish for his own death okay speaking of death what's
00:13:49in
00:13:49these things it's my own recipe wheat free you could have warned me yuck so jeff how's business
00:13:57for you wasn't it something about nuts chestnut factory dot com but we don't talk about that
00:14:02chestnut factory dot com yes but it didn't work out oh you don't say oh holy cow i'm off to
00:14:10dump
00:14:10a few chestnuts myself jim it's john come on stewart i think it's great that john has some
00:14:15initiative and doesn't just slouch around all day right right and as long as you're happy paying
00:14:20for all these fruit stewing schemes do it
00:14:27right well i was leaving anyway alex my boy drop by the lake one of these days
00:14:34happy birthday again thanks and as we always used to say in thailand
00:14:38phao banga thai la la that's thai for super dario 3 is for sissies you got it see you later
00:14:49a checkered ninja yeah it's very rare it's from thailand but ninjas are black actually they wore
00:14:55indigo blue but only when they went out to missions the ninjas were in fact oh man are you coming
00:15:01to my
00:15:01party here you go you can get one either here's one for you benny it's this saturday you're welcome to
00:15:06bring a friend one friend each no one between you okay yeah what did you think what did you think
00:15:11omg are you like a total moron or something hey wait can i take a look yeah but but i
00:15:20oh it's jessica why don't you go talk to her what yeah right should i get her to come over
00:15:26jessica
00:15:27jessica come over here alex wants to ask you something what alex just wanted to ask you about
00:15:32something oh what uh um uh hi there mole face see that the kid's got no eyes weird that's funny
00:15:47idiot what did you see what uh i said give me those no give them back glenn come on please
00:15:55come on little mo i want to see a mo jump come on stop it you fat idiot or i'll
00:16:02crush you
00:16:05i'm not sure i heard what you just said
00:16:14what seems to be the problem he's just being a there's no problem then piss off you two move
00:16:22chew out stupid brats
00:16:29thanks alex huh i didn't say anything i'll crush you that was badass but but i didn't way to go
00:16:38alex
00:16:40uh all right i mean nobody messes with my friends not on my watch
00:16:51see ya alex yeah see ya
00:17:01hello say something say something what do you want me to say
00:17:07hi glenn so you're gonna crush me no and i'm a fat idiot yes i mean no i mean it
00:17:15wasn't me
00:17:16ever say anything about me again and i'll break your jaw no i mean yes i'm sorry got it
00:17:22uh hundred percent chicken shit loser
00:17:33piss off or i'll smash your shitty mug you son of a butt ugly oxygen thief what
00:17:43i think you better be off now
00:17:51he's like right behind you i'd step on you're not supposed to be able to talk i'll decide that for
00:17:55myself chicken shit loser come on pizza face faster no stop it i'm sorry you're dead and you're ugly no
00:18:04you're not then again sure he is what the hell's going on what's going on is you're gonna be killed
00:18:11in a second if you can't go any faster unless you and i help each other out what i help
00:18:18you and you
00:18:19help me you're not even alive gotcha now okay so you don't want my help are what yes yes i
00:18:30do help
00:18:31me you have to help me in return okay say you'll help me yes yes i'll help you all right
00:18:37then
00:18:38what are you doing just keep going
00:18:50that'll teach you dumbass you're dead dead me
00:19:13who got food down here you want some but what the hell are you come on not all that again
00:19:20if you
00:19:20call me harlequin i'll stab you hi alexis john i'm busy right now why is your teddy bear holding an
00:19:30egg
00:19:31sandwich uh he was hungry i know the feeling oh can you guess what i'm doing on saturday uh no
00:19:40i'm
00:19:41going to a party at jessica's oh that's the same jessica that you got the hots for what a dumb
00:19:50thing
00:19:50to say oh is this a poem you are a princess how cute give me that but of course alex
00:19:57as soon as i
00:19:58get my book report what are you talking about it's due tomorrow lord of the rings books one to three
00:20:03you can handle that right alex what oh and alex make it a good one otherwise this goes viral thank
00:20:12you
00:20:12brother oh i just wish you were dead whoa those are brave words you're such a coward and yes you're
00:20:22just a kid but so is sean and pizza face glenn do you realize what you've done yes i stopped
00:20:28him
00:20:29you're welcome but he he's gonna kill me oh stop your whining as if you had any real problems you
00:20:36don't
00:20:36think i have problems i'm talking to my stuffed animal hey i'm not a stuffed animal dumbass i'm a
00:20:41warrior you got it and i'm having a hard time taking your drama shit seriously yes you can keep
00:20:47running away from your problems or you could start fighting back i can't fight how do you know you
00:20:52can't until you've tried i'll help you but why are you who are you even i'm your new best friend
00:21:01i've promised to help you and you've promised to help me how can i possibly help you you can read
00:21:07can't you yeah what can't you i'm good at other things all right yes of course what does this say
00:21:19it's a credit card it belongs to philip eppermint so he's the man i'm looking for
00:21:25hmm eppermint just like jessica what do you mean well jessica eppermint that's her name that skirt
00:21:32you're crazy about she's not a skirt and that's not for you to decide what's your dad's first name
00:21:37i don't know oh well who does then
00:21:44mom hi love bug mom i have a group meeting tonight so john will be at home but do you
00:21:49know sneaking out
00:21:50okay no of course not but i got you a smoothie awesome but mom you know that sean's going to
00:21:56that party on saturday hmm at jessica's house yeah uh do you know if her parents are gonna be home
00:22:02uh yes they will be i met linda
00:22:09hi hun how'd it go they weren't interested oh they couldn't see the difference between an ordinary
00:22:17lunchbox and the cracker box system oh but just you wait they'll be back so you met linda and mm
00:22:26-hmm
00:22:26and who and hmm and jessica's dad will be there too ah jessica's dad philip that jerk he thinks he's
00:22:39an expert on toys he spoiled my plans for the dixie dixie dolls jessica's dad our father-in-law right
00:22:46out get lost he's crazy about jessica oh good luck with that alex what the hell move your crap alex
00:22:58now sean clean speech makes for a clean heart right yeah i think jessica is a sweet girl alex yes
00:23:05but
00:23:06alex is just so alexy you know jessica is such a cute little snacky pack huh
00:23:17right snacky pack hmm not bad at all wait jeez move your ass let's go john doesn't want me to
00:23:26go
00:23:26out at night when my mom isn't home oh i kind of feel bad for john now he's gonna freak
00:23:30out do you
00:23:31understand yes duly noted in my book of things i don't give a crap about it's a fairly big volume
00:23:37you need to help me get close to jessica's dad let's just give her the credit card when we see
00:23:41her at school no no i have to give it to him personally it's it's a matter of honor is
00:23:48this it
00:23:48yep this is the playground odysseus and i built that you're a boring architect then
00:23:58look at that yuck give it to me we can use that use it how a ninja takes advantage of
00:24:06every
00:24:06opportunity that comes his way always ready to improvise so we don't have a plan of course we do
00:24:12we're going to jessica's party but she only invites the cooler kids and sean and sean but he's an eighth
00:24:19grader that counts as cool and what about glenn oh he's gonna kill me yeah we'll need to put him
00:24:25in
00:24:25his place once and for all then jessica will say alex you're so cool i really wish you stopped
00:24:32doing that it's totally creepy yeah but also kind of cool right okay let's say i'm glenn you don't
00:24:38actually expect me to fight him do you so what's the problem because i can't do you know why you
00:24:43can't
00:24:43because you think you can't uh yeah and he's also much bigger than me you're also much bigger than me
00:24:49right now oh but not now come on it's not fair to hit people in the balls that was the
00:24:55groin
00:24:55come on your turn but it's below the belt that's cowardly you're already a coward may as well use it
00:25:02come on kick me what as hard as you can come on you chicken shit loser
00:25:10oh that's not fair you say that a lot because it hurts like hell okay but does the whole world
00:25:17need
00:25:17to hear about it suck it up let's go again up see you're learning oh
00:25:39okay where are the tools they lock that stuff away at night well we'll need to get some tools tomorrow
00:25:44then but what are we going to build one thing at a time let's go home you've got homework to
00:25:49do
00:25:49homework i don't have any homework oh yes a book report for tomorrow did you forget about that
00:25:55the lord of the rings is talk kind's famous trilogy about good versus evil well done alex
00:26:03so there's just a matter of my notebook you mean this one
00:26:11alex you went out last night after all didn't you uh yeah you need to obey me
00:26:16john huh john what in the world is this it was on your bedside table
00:26:23grandma's juicy jugs
00:26:40all right i'll get the tools while you distract the teacher
00:26:44what how what should i do just ask him to help you with something something tricky couldn't you
00:26:49make a sheet for my sword we'll kill two birds with one stone i should be waving this thing around
00:26:53what should the sheath look like it just needs to fit the length of the sword and it should have
00:26:57strings to tie it onto my back and should have holes on both ends so i can use it as
00:27:01a snorkel if i
00:27:01find myself underwater yeah okay do you want diamonds on it now too do i look like a diva to
00:27:06you get going
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00:33:57You challenged him in front of the whole school and promised to humiliate yourself if he wins.
00:34:01So he'll wait.
00:34:03He's looking forward to Saturday.
00:34:04He's expecting an honest fight.
00:34:07Isn't that what he's getting?
00:34:08Are you some kind of moron?
00:34:19Paul!
00:34:24He has directed other movies, but Nightwalk remains his only success.
00:34:40Get him!
00:34:42Okay.
00:35:16I don't know.
00:35:19Oh, a splinter!
00:35:20Like his is better?
00:35:21Whatever, dork. It frayed my fabric. This is genuine cashmere.
00:35:26Are you a real ninja?
00:35:29What do you know about ninjas?
00:35:31They lived in Japan once, right?
00:35:34Yes. Especially in a region called Iga. They lived in the forest in the mountains.
00:35:39They were spies, right? And mercenaries.
00:35:42It was never about money. It was all about protecting their secret society.
00:35:46Who was after them?
00:35:47The samurais and their lords.
00:35:49They felt threatened by the ninja religion and their unique way of life.
00:35:53The greatest warlord feared an uprising and sent 40,000 warriors to Iga province to massacre the clans.
00:35:59So what happened?
00:36:01A few escaped and survived.
00:36:02Most of them died.
00:36:04And one of them did both in a way.
00:36:08Taiko Nakamura.
00:36:10Who?
00:36:11Taiko Nakamura in a hut. He hides with 10 clan kids. He's protecting their lives. When the enemy attacked the
00:36:17village, he was the one who was given the task by the clan.
00:36:20And Top Gun, the same coward that betrayed him and more. Has left the Nobunaga soldiers to the door.
00:36:31Nakamura meets death with courage and shakable. Shoulder take as many with him, as many as possible.
00:36:36He gets 16 samurais before he's slain. He hears the scream as they burn down the domain.
00:36:44He has failed his mission. The hut turns to cold. He vows for vengeance in exchange for his soul.
00:36:50Lightning strikes in the night as he guts his own belly and his soul leaves his body.
00:36:54So the spirit seeks a story of revenge. Before the night is over, they find a traitor with 10 blades,
00:36:59stabbing his cadaver.
00:37:00And ever since the tale has spun that Nakamura's spirit will become, when evil is done, his soul flies on
00:37:07restless wings.
00:37:08And might strike down with lightning and living and dead things, to punish those with dirt and blood on their
00:37:13hands.
00:37:13When kids suffer hard and things are rotting in the lands for eternity on lonesome raids, he reminisce Taiko Nakamura,
00:37:20the guardian of justice.
00:37:28An avenging spirit.
00:37:30So the story goes. A spirit which can appear anywhere, even in a rag doll.
00:37:40Asshole.
00:37:41You should have seen your face.
00:37:47Alex, did you eat all the eggs?
00:37:48No, John.
00:37:50I could have sworn we had some eggs.
00:37:51Well, I'll have some yogurt then.
00:37:54How will you be spending your Saturday, Alex?
00:37:56Oh, well, I, uh...
00:37:57Oh, today?
00:37:58No.
00:37:58Alex has great plans.
00:37:59He's challenged.
00:38:01Ow!
00:38:01Huh?
00:38:02Oh, something bit me.
00:38:04I bet it's one of those wood beetles Aunty Sheila mentioned.
00:38:07Oh, you think so?
00:38:08Sean, I'm going to give you a deep tissue immunity booster massage.
00:38:13And then it's an early bedtime.
00:38:14But I'm going to a party.
00:38:15Oh, no. You won't be up for that after an eight-hour treatment like this.
00:38:20John, have you seen my biodynamic massage oil?
00:38:22Nope.
00:38:22I'll use the yogurt then.
00:38:24Dad!
00:38:25It's for your own good, Sean.
00:38:26No!
00:38:34You need to stand on the other side, fool.
00:38:36Huh?
00:38:37Oh, yeah.
00:38:38Over here.
00:38:39He's not coming.
00:38:40Ah!
00:38:41He's too scared.
00:38:43Hey, Pizza Face!
00:38:44Have you come and get your ass kicked?
00:38:46Why don't you come down here if you dare?
00:38:48Fair enough.
00:38:51Whoa.
00:38:51He got egged right in the mouth.
00:38:56What the hell are you doing?
00:39:14I'll break your skull!
00:39:16That's the spirit.
00:39:17Come on, Fartface.
00:39:26Alex!
00:39:27Alex!
00:39:28Alex!
00:39:30Alex!
00:39:32Alex!
00:39:33Alex!
00:39:35Alex!
00:39:35Get him!
00:39:39Got him!
00:39:41He got him!
00:39:42He got him!
00:39:42He got him!
00:39:45Peek-a-boo!
00:39:47Oh, we got you now!
00:39:58Oh, shit.
00:40:02Oh, shit.
00:40:07Should we get back to it?
00:40:09Yeah, and then I'm gonna kill you.
00:40:15Bye.
00:40:32Whoa, did you see that? Shit.
00:40:35Oh, shit.
00:40:36That'll teach him.
00:40:39Damn, that was legit.
00:40:44Bye you, Alex.
00:40:46Way to go, Alex!
00:40:48Alex, Alex-
00:40:50Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.
00:40:56Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex-
00:41:10Chicken shit, loser! Come on!
00:41:20Oh, right in the balls.
00:41:22Ah, technically that was the groin.
00:41:31That actually hurt!
00:41:34Huh? What's going on?
00:41:38Come on!
00:41:47Let go of me!
00:41:52Let go!
00:41:58Was that an apology?
00:41:59Yes!
00:42:01I beg your pardon?
00:42:02Sorry.
00:42:03Excuse me?
00:42:05Sorry!
00:42:07Yeah!
00:42:09Woohoo!
00:42:11Go, Alex!
00:42:13All right!
00:42:14Yes!
00:42:15What's up, champ?
00:42:16Way to go, Alex.
00:42:18How does it feel to win?
00:42:20I'm standing here with Alex, who just beat the school bully!
00:42:2519 meddling.
00:42:27Duly noted.
00:42:28We'll be there.
00:42:29So, like, who asked you Harry Potter?
00:42:31Yeah, as if.
00:42:32Come on, Tina.
00:42:33Yeah, Gina, let's go.
00:42:35We just became cool!
00:42:36Woohoo!
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:38If you party like the best, Joe, then you gotta make pesto.
00:42:42So come be my guest, bro.
00:42:45So you can taste my pesto.
00:42:48Far out.
00:42:50We're at Jessica's house.
00:42:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:51Great.
00:42:52Judy calls.
00:42:53Let's start by finding your dad.
00:42:55All right.
00:42:57Whoa!
00:42:59Give me that pesto.
00:43:00What they want to do for that pesto.
00:43:03In Moscow, I want my pesto.
00:43:11There he is!
00:43:13Hi, Alex.
00:43:14Well done out there today.
00:43:16Really?
00:43:17Way to go!
00:43:18Oh, yes it was.
00:43:19You're so cool!
00:43:20Alex, high five!
00:43:21You were incredible out there.
00:43:22Yeah, it was totally awesome.
00:43:24Did my best.
00:43:25Karate, can you go?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's me.
00:43:28Oh.
00:43:29No.
00:43:29This is my killer hand, you know.
00:43:31He's funny too.
00:43:32Well, I better go say hi to the hostess.
00:43:34Way to go!
00:43:39Hey, champ!
00:43:40Awesome fight!
00:43:41Here you go.
00:43:42This party rocks!
00:43:43Jessica was just here.
00:43:45What?
00:43:45Did you see where she went?
00:43:47Ow!
00:43:48Do you know where her parents are?
00:43:50They're in the kitchen.
00:43:50Her mom is super hot.
00:43:52What about her dad?
00:43:53Nah, mostly her mom.
00:43:54Her dad's pretty average.
00:43:55What is he in the kitchen?
00:43:57Yeah.
00:43:57The chaperone.
00:43:58I gotta go to the toilet, okay?
00:44:00It's that way.
00:44:03Hi.
00:44:03Have the three of us met before?
00:44:05Talk to the hand, Ginger?
00:44:06Yeah, in stereo.
00:44:07Yeah, surround sound.
00:44:08Sheesh, calm down.
00:44:13Don't forget to get the man out of there.
00:44:14What for?
00:44:15Just do it.
00:44:21Oh, the bathroom's down the hall on the right.
00:44:26Uh, somebody vomited on the carpet.
00:44:29Ugh, not again.
00:44:31Ugh.
00:44:34Just another thing.
00:44:36Uh, excuse me.
00:44:37It's just that...
00:44:40Philip Eppermint!
00:44:42Shit!
00:44:43Huh?
00:44:45That's your service.
00:44:46Oh, you gave me quite the scare.
00:44:48I was just getting some...
00:44:49Hey, what's that you got there?
00:44:51I think it's a credit card belonging to you.
00:44:53No, no, no!
00:44:54Oh, a platinum card.
00:44:56Oh, I wish it were mine.
00:44:57But that would require a much higher salary.
00:45:00Nice gesture, though.
00:45:01But, so you're not Philip Eppermint?
00:45:03Yes, but I spell it with a Y.
00:45:05And I'll be changing my name next month.
00:45:07My numerologist suggested Sydney SMEC.
00:45:09So, I guess I'll try that.
00:45:11Okay.
00:45:11Also, because of all the negative publicity about that toy tycoon.
00:45:15Oh, wait, it's probably his credit card, don't you think?
00:45:18He lives over on Beverly Park Circle.
00:45:20Let's go!
00:45:21Say, aren't you Sean's little brother?
00:45:23Yep.
00:45:24Step-brother.
00:45:24Tell your step-father hello, then.
00:45:26He's still mad at me for refusing to provide public funding
00:45:29for the development of his Nixie Dixie dolls.
00:45:32Would you like something to eat?
00:45:34Have a seat.
00:45:34Why not?
00:45:35Ow!
00:45:36No, I'd better...
00:45:38You okay?
00:45:38Bye.
00:45:39Nice meeting you.
00:45:41Oh, well.
00:45:42That needs some pesto.
00:45:44What is wrong with you?
00:45:45We've been wasting our time.
00:45:46Why did you shout at him?
00:45:47I just got excited.
00:45:49I need to give that credit card back.
00:45:51Yeah, yeah.
00:45:51We're in our hurry.
00:45:52Calm down.
00:45:52Alex!
00:45:54Hey, Jessica.
00:45:55Hi.
00:45:55You're so awesome.
00:45:58Am I?
00:45:58Yeah, I had no idea.
00:46:00Yeah.
00:46:00I thought you were just a little brat with a ninja doll.
00:46:03Oh.
00:46:04No, no.
00:46:04This is just a gift for my... cousin, so...
00:46:08You're kinda cute.
00:46:11Right back at ya.
00:46:13You wanna dance?
00:46:15Uh...
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:16Definitely.
00:46:18I have to go to the toilet.
00:46:20Will you wait here?
00:46:21Yeah, yeah.
00:46:23Oh, yes.
00:46:25You're not going to dance now, are you?
00:46:27Uh...
00:46:28Yes, I am.
00:46:29Hey, human.
00:46:30I helped you, and in return you promised to help me.
00:46:32But it doesn't have to be right in the middle of the party.
00:46:34To hell with the party!
00:46:35This is important!
00:46:36Important?
00:46:37Jessica...
00:46:37Forget that chick.
00:46:38I need you!
00:46:40I'll help you like I promised.
00:46:42Just not right now.
00:46:45You...
00:46:46You stinking liar.
00:46:47Hey, chill out.
00:46:48Everything you have is thanks to me.
00:46:50Whatever.
00:46:50Get real.
00:46:51Get real?
00:46:52You...
00:46:53You're only popular because of me.
00:46:55You helped me.
00:46:55Yeah, you did.
00:46:56Help?
00:46:57But you don't have to make it sound like I wouldn't be able to breathe without you.
00:46:59It was so awesome, man.
00:47:01Especially that time when he flew through the air.
00:47:03There he is.
00:47:04Awesome fight, Alex.
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:06I bet you didn't see that coming.
00:47:07Especially that kung fu stuff at the end.
00:47:08That was sick.
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:09You like that?
00:47:11That was actually my own idea.
00:47:12You rule.
00:47:13See ya, Alex.
00:47:14Right.
00:47:15See you in there.
00:47:16See ya later.
00:47:16So, you think you can do it all by yourself.
00:47:19Take this, man.
00:47:22No!
00:47:23Ah!
00:47:24Wait!
00:47:34Excuse me.
00:47:36Help!
00:47:37I peed my pants.
00:47:41No, no.
00:47:42It's...
00:47:43And I need to take a dump, too.
00:47:46No, no, no.
00:47:47It's not like that.
00:47:48Let me explain.
00:47:54Jessica.
00:47:55It's me.
00:47:56Alex.
00:47:57Just a second.
00:47:57I don't want to dance after all, Jessica.
00:48:00You're not up to my standards.
00:48:02What?
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03I think I'm a bit too hot for you.
00:48:05You'll have to settle for Odysseus.
00:48:07Say what?
00:48:13You're too hot for me?
00:48:15What?
00:48:15No, no.
00:48:16There's been a mistake.
00:48:17I never...
00:48:18And I'm not up to your standard?
00:48:20Hey, Alex.
00:48:21Did you just tell everyone you wet yourself?
00:48:23What?
00:48:24No.
00:48:24That was the ninja.
00:48:26Yes, this is all because of my ninja doll.
00:48:28Mm-hmm.
00:48:29Or rather, my cousin's ninja doll, Jessica.
00:48:31Right.
00:48:31See you later.
00:48:32Hot stuff.
00:48:33Odysseus.
00:48:34Wanna make out?
00:48:35Let me see.
00:48:37Yes, please!
00:48:39Bye.
00:48:40Get home safe.
00:48:41Odysseus.
00:48:41What do you want me to do?
00:48:42The lady wants to make out.
00:48:44If I don't do it, somebody else will.
00:48:56So, did you get to dance?
00:48:58What the hell is your problem?
00:48:59You broke your promise.
00:49:00I said I'd help you.
00:49:02I need your help now.
00:49:03That doesn't give you the right to ruin my life.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:08I went too far, but this is important.
00:49:11I just don't understand why this credit card thing is a matter of life and death.
00:49:14It's a...
00:49:15It's a ninja thing.
00:49:16A matter of honor.
00:49:20Human.
00:49:21If you help me now, I promise I'll make everything right again.
00:49:25You promise?
00:49:26Trust me.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:30I just have a hard time believing that Jessica will ever like me again.
00:49:33Well, you did say some pretty weird things to her.
00:49:35Hello?
00:49:35That was...
00:49:36Alright.
00:49:37Let's go.
00:49:42Don't you think he's asleep?
00:49:44Let's hope so.
00:49:45Come on.
00:49:45We're going in.
00:49:53What the hell are you doing?
00:49:54I'm supposed to be a secret.
00:49:56It's just a precaution.
00:49:57Come on.
00:50:03No, no, no.
00:50:03Don't ring the bell.
00:50:04Why?
00:50:05He hates it when people do that.
00:50:07But...
00:50:10Good thing he's got a cat, huh?
00:50:12A pretty big cat.
00:50:14Are you afraid of big cats?
00:50:25Do you really think this is okay?
00:50:27Of course.
00:50:28He'll be ecstatic to get his credit card back.
00:50:30But can we just leave it somewhere?
00:50:32I just want to make sure he's here.
00:50:40Damn.
00:50:40I don't think he's home.
00:50:42Look.
00:50:42There's a suitcase.
00:50:43Maybe he's on a trip.
00:50:45So, you think he's on a trip because there is a suitcase in his bedroom.
00:50:48Are you sure you're not related to Glenn?
00:50:49All right, fine.
00:50:50But perhaps he's going on a trip.
00:50:52We need to find out.
00:50:57Bingo.
00:51:01What did you say?
00:51:02I said bingo.
00:51:05It's a plane ticket to Thailand.
00:51:07He's going to visit his slave factory.
00:51:09What?
00:51:10Does it say when he leaves?
00:51:11Yeah.
00:51:12But what the hell is going on?
00:51:26I won't pay another penny if it's not up to standard.
00:51:31We'll discuss it when I get there.
00:51:33I will see you then.
00:51:35Is there something wrong, big boy?
00:51:38Hello?
00:51:39Is there somebody here?
00:51:40Hello?
00:51:41Hello?
00:51:42I've got you now.
00:51:44What the hell?
00:51:49No!
00:51:49Stop!
00:51:50Let go, you moron!
00:51:51Ow!
00:51:56Ah, shit!
00:51:58Help!
00:51:59What are you doing?
00:52:00What am I doing?
00:52:01He's getting away, you dipshit!
00:52:04In here!
00:52:06Save me!
00:52:07In here!
00:52:08I'm so glad you are here.
00:52:10They're up there.
00:52:10What's going on, Mr. Edelman?
00:52:12They were throwing knives out.
00:52:13We'll go check it out.
00:52:15Barricade the door, quick!
00:52:18Can you please just explain?
00:52:20Oh, would you like to have a chat now?
00:52:21Or do you think maybe we should get out of here first?
00:52:23What the hell is this all about?
00:52:24This has nothing to do with that damn credit card.
00:52:27Philip Eppermint is an evil man.
00:52:29He killed a boy.
00:52:30An innocent little boy.
00:52:31And he uses child slave labor to make his toys.
00:52:34What's your big plan?
00:52:35Are you gonna kill him?
00:52:37Something like that.
00:52:38But...
00:52:38You want to look at his life details, right?
00:52:40Yes, but...
00:52:40Don't forget them.
00:52:41And get the collar.
00:52:43From that thing?
00:52:44Yeah, unless you're wearing one yourself.
00:52:45This is not happening.
00:52:49His name is Bingo.
00:52:54Help me!
00:52:56There.
00:52:56Right behind the ear.
00:52:59Security!
00:53:00Open the door!
00:53:01Just a minute!
00:53:02I'm getting dressed!
00:53:03Quick!
00:53:06What are you doing?
00:53:08Okay, we're breaking down the door!
00:53:11Give me the collar.
00:53:13Granite.
00:53:14Come on!
00:53:15Jump!
00:53:16But...
00:53:16Come on!
00:53:16I...
00:53:17I can!
00:53:19Bingo!
00:53:28Coming through!
00:53:30Alright!
00:53:31Bingo!
00:53:34Get him off me!
00:53:35Ah!
00:53:39It's you, isn't it?
00:53:41You're Taiko Kamakura.
00:53:43Nakamura.
00:53:43You used me!
00:53:44You promised to help.
00:53:46Yeah!
00:53:47To deliver a credit card.
00:53:48Not to kill people.
00:53:50Haven't you been listening?
00:53:51He killed an innocent little boy.
00:53:52And now you're gonna kill him?
00:53:54It's called justice.
00:53:57And what about the other slave kids at the factory?
00:54:00Are you just gonna look the other way?
00:54:01Things like that happen all the time.
00:54:03Oh, well.
00:54:04That's alright then.
00:54:05No, but...
00:54:05Just tell me when his plane leaves.
00:54:07No.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09I want no part in this.
00:54:21Tell me, now.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24Just do it.
00:54:25I've had it.
00:54:36I can't kill you, human.
00:54:38We've been through too much together.
00:54:42But it might be easier with...
00:54:45Might be easier...
00:54:48With Sean.
00:54:49No, you can't.
00:54:51But you said you wanted him dead.
00:54:52But those were just words.
00:54:54The only thing I understand are actions.
00:55:01No!
00:55:02Stop!
00:55:04Wait!
00:55:10Get off the road!
00:55:15Oh, no.
00:55:24Oh.
00:55:25Oh.
00:55:27Oh, oh.
00:55:28Oh.
00:55:29Oh, oh.
00:55:31Oh, oh.
00:55:33Oh, oh.
00:55:34Oh, oh.
00:55:34Oh, oh.
00:55:34No, no, no.
00:55:36Oh, Sean!
00:55:42What's going on?
00:55:43Dinner time?
00:55:45Oh.
00:55:47Stop it!
00:55:48No!
00:55:52What's going on?
00:55:53Alex, stop!
00:55:55Alex!
00:55:56Alex!
00:55:57What are you doing, Alex?
00:56:00Dad, are you all right, Snookum?
00:56:02Alex!
00:56:03Alex, put down that pillow.
00:56:04Yes, put the pillow down, Alex.
00:56:06But it wasn't me.
00:56:07You think I did this?
00:56:09It was a ninja.
00:56:10He's out there somewhere.
00:56:14He wants me to help him,
00:56:15but I don't want to become a murderer.
00:56:17Alex, what's happening to you, darling?
00:56:19But, Mom, you've got to believe me.
00:56:22The checkered ninja has come alive,
00:56:23and he wants to kill Sean.
00:56:30Stress, pure and simple.
00:56:31He just needs complete calm.
00:56:33But for how long?
00:56:34Hard to say.
00:56:35A couple of weeks, maybe.
00:56:36A couple of weeks?
00:56:37But we can't just leave him here.
00:56:39Well, we can't have him at home either
00:56:41when he's trying to kill Sean, darling.
00:56:42No, I don't think so either.
00:56:43I already told you it was a ninja.
00:56:47There, there, there.
00:56:49Doctor, could you give him this dream capture?
00:56:52It might help take the edge off his anxiety.
00:56:54Why don't you all go home and get some rest, all right?
00:56:58Alex is safe with us.
00:57:14Oh, poor little Alex.
00:57:19Selg, you've lost your marbles after all.
00:57:21Poor boy.
00:57:24I'm sure it's stress.
00:57:30Where are you?
00:57:33Huh?
00:57:34Hmm.
00:57:35Here.
00:57:39Nice room.
00:57:41Love what you've done with it.
00:57:44Tell me when it's right leaves.
00:57:47Never!
00:57:55Tried to kill my brother.
00:57:57Stop.
00:57:58You accepted my help, but now you refuse to help me.
00:58:01You're totally crazy.
00:58:02Hmm.
00:58:05You think you're too good to get your hands dirty.
00:58:08Try blaming this on your teddy bear.
00:58:11Doctor, can you come here?
00:58:12I have something important to tell you.
00:58:14Just a moment, Alex.
00:58:15I'll be right there.
00:58:16Oh, come on.
00:58:17Stop it.
00:58:17Are you really going to kill an innocent man?
00:58:20It's him or Eppermint.
00:58:21Please hurry, Doctor.
00:58:22My bed's on fire.
00:58:24Yes, I'm coming, Alex.
00:58:25It's now or never.
00:58:26Listen, I want to punish Eppermint too, but we don't have to kill him, do we?
00:58:30What?
00:58:31You think it's enough just to egg him?
00:58:32No, but...
00:58:34I want him dead.
00:58:35He deserved the ultimate punishment, and that's final.
00:58:38Hmm.
00:58:39Punishment.
00:58:40Hmm.
00:58:43Well, why not punish him even harder?
00:58:45What?
00:58:46Well, what if we could make him wish he were dead?
00:58:49What do you mean?
00:58:49I promise you that we can hit Philip Eppermint hard.
00:58:52But we have to hurry.
00:58:53He's about to leave.
00:58:54Hello?
00:58:55I can't avenge the murder of a child without blood.
00:58:58Can't?
00:58:59That doesn't sound like you, the great Kamakura.
00:59:02Nakamura.
00:59:02Do you know why you can't?
00:59:03Because you believe that you can't.
00:59:05Wasn't that what you told me?
00:59:06And you were right.
00:59:07I could do it.
00:59:08Because of you.
00:59:10You gave me courage.
00:59:11And now you're the one who's afraid.
00:59:13Afraid of what?
00:59:14Coming, Alex.
00:59:15I'm gonna tuck him in.
00:59:17You're afraid to change.
00:59:18Why do you think you've been coming back to haunt for 400 years?
00:59:21You're even afraid to trust me.
00:59:23Don't tell me I'm afraid, you big...
00:59:25You little...
00:59:26Then move it.
00:59:27Trust me.
00:59:28We'll bring Eppermint down for good.
00:59:36Well, Alex, it's just about your bedtime.
00:59:48I think you're ready to let us go.
00:59:51Don't you think?
00:59:53Yes, yes.
00:59:55Yeah, we're in a bit of a hurry.
01:00:00Good to see you, Alex.
01:00:02As agreed, I'll call your parents and tell them you need complete freedom and suggest me left in peace.
01:00:07Yeah, and lots of smoothies.
01:00:08Smoothies, definitely.
01:00:10They'll work wonders.
01:00:11In fact, I'll tell them straight away.
01:00:12I'll call them right now.
01:00:13Super duper party super.
01:00:18So, what's the plan?
01:00:19He's leaving tonight, so we have to hurry.
01:00:21Yes, we have to stop him.
01:00:22No, but we will be giving him a going away present.
01:00:25Huh?
01:00:25Yeah, something to bring to Thailand.
01:00:27You've lost me.
01:00:28We're gonna visit my uncle.
01:00:29Well, that old drunk.
01:00:31Yes, sirs!
01:00:33I suck at playing canasta at a rummy and at whist.
01:00:37Always get beat in uno, cause I play it with a twist.
01:00:40And I don't even know a quick card trick.
01:00:44But I'm the best in the world when I'm playing with my...
01:00:51I'm not that good at tennis.
01:00:53Don't know how to play squash.
01:00:55I'm ridiculous at soccer.
01:00:57At handball, I'm no boss.
01:00:59At basketball, I'm always the last pick.
01:01:02But I'm the best in the world when I'm playing with my...
01:01:04Who's at nothing now?
01:01:06Best in the world when I'm playing with my...
01:01:08Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
01:01:09Best in the world when I'm playing with my...
01:01:11And spanking, and slapping, and playing with my...
01:01:15Hello?
01:01:17All right, then.
01:01:20Hi.
01:01:20Alex, my boy.
01:01:21Good to see you.
01:01:22I was just about to sing Dick.
01:01:24Uh, okay.
01:01:25Can I come in?
01:01:26Sure.
01:01:27Are you okay?
01:01:28Yeah, yeah.
01:01:30Ouch!
01:01:31Hot damn in a frying pan!
01:01:33You want a fried egg?
01:01:34No, thanks.
01:01:35Make yourself at home.
01:01:38I came to ask you for your help with something.
01:01:40For you, anything.
01:01:41It's because I'm doing a school assignment on drugs.
01:01:45I see.
01:01:46I'm not into that shit, Alex.
01:01:48You know that.
01:01:49Of course not.
01:01:50But you just know so much about life and stuff.
01:01:52That's true, Alex.
01:01:54I know my way around the block, as they say.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:57I move in certain circles.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:01:59I know the games people play.
01:02:02Yeah, so I thought...
01:02:02I know where the bodies are buried.
01:02:04Exactly.
01:02:05Uh, I have to write a report about drugs and how you get a hold of those drugs.
01:02:09Ah, that's simple, my boy.
01:02:11Well, you just call them up and they deliver them straight to your door.
01:02:14Really?
01:02:15You bet.
01:02:16That's how it works.
01:02:17At least I think so.
01:02:18Who knows?
01:02:19But, but, but who do you call?
01:02:21Well, I certainly don't know that, Alex.
01:02:23And even if I did, I couldn't just tell you that his name is Scooter Scotty.
01:02:28Oh, shit.
01:02:29Oh, well.
01:02:30And what do you say when you call Scooter Scotty?
01:02:33Ah, well, you say,
01:02:34What's up, Rectangle?
01:02:35Rectangle?
01:02:36I probably shouldn't have told you, but that's his code name.
01:02:39Oh, and then you just give him your order?
01:02:41Yes, but discreetly.
01:02:42What's up?
01:02:43You going out?
01:02:44Can I come by?
01:02:45I'm baking, you see, but I've run out of flour.
01:02:48And then he just delivers.
01:02:49Yes, well, not just to anybody.
01:02:51You can't just call him.
01:02:53Well, maybe if you told him, Stuart said hi.
01:02:56Yeah.
01:02:57I mean, I might have done it once at a party.
01:03:00Yeah, or twice.
01:03:01It was New Year's Eve.
01:03:03It was maxed three times, and never on weekdays except in summer.
01:03:06You don't have his number by any chance, do you?
01:03:09No, I can't get his number, Alex.
01:03:12I'm sure you understand.
01:03:13No, safely noted on the S in my private little black book, which I'm the only one who has access
01:03:18to.
01:03:19But that sounds like an interesting assignment, Alex.
01:03:23Alex, do you want a can of mackerel or something?
01:03:26Alex?
01:03:28Hmm.
01:03:30I could have sworn I'd guessed.
01:03:31Oh, well, to hell with that.
01:03:36Ah.
01:03:37Yes, sirs.
01:03:38Here comes Pat, Toastman Pat, in his car with a big fat glow.
01:03:42Oh, I'm a white bride, there's the snow for the nose.
01:03:44You ring, I bring in the nose.
01:03:46Posing my bed, steady and calm, drink it all up.
01:03:48Don't put it on, sling in the cane, pushing the keys.
01:03:51I provide a mold to the keys.
01:03:53Oh, fire, fire, fire, fire.
01:03:55Yeah?
01:03:56Hi there, Rectangle.
01:03:58This is, my name's Glenn.
01:04:00Glenn?
01:04:00Yeah, Stuart told me to say hi.
01:04:03The old drunk.
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Yeah, I'm baking.
01:04:07You know, cinnamon rolls.
01:04:09Something like that.
01:04:10But I'm out of flour.
01:04:11Okay.
01:04:13Hmm, where are you?
01:04:15Uh, I'm in my bedroom.
01:04:17Uh-uh.
01:04:18Taking a bath right now.
01:04:19I mean, I'm going to take a bath.
01:04:21Are you stupid or something?
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:23Ugh.
01:04:24Okay.
01:04:25I have to run a couple of errands.
01:04:27We can meet in the supermarket parking garage.
01:04:29Hi, sweetie.
01:04:30Would you like some smoothie?
01:04:32No, not right now.
01:04:33What?
01:04:33I mean, yes, right now is fine.
01:04:35I can be there in an hour.
01:04:36How much you need?
01:04:37Oh, we can make it in a to-go cup.
01:04:39Don't want any, okay?
01:04:40What?
01:04:41Make up your mind.
01:04:42Just say when.
01:04:43Yes?
01:04:43Okay, Alex?
01:04:45Hello.
01:04:46Sorry.
01:04:47One kilo.
01:04:48You're breaking up a little bit.
01:04:49One kilo.
01:04:51One kilo?
01:04:52Yeah.
01:04:53Like 1,000 grams?
01:04:54That's right.
01:04:55What the hell are you doing?
01:04:56It's all part of the plan.
01:04:57Saying no to smoothies.
01:04:59Great plan.
01:05:00Hello?
01:05:00Are you sure you can afford that much flour?
01:05:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:03Otherwise, that's going to be one messy kitchen, you know what I mean?
01:05:06Yeah, sure.
01:05:07Of course.
01:05:08See you soon.
01:05:31Hi, Rectangle.
01:05:32What the hell is this?
01:05:33It's me, Glenn.
01:05:34You're Glenn?
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:37All right.
01:05:38We don't do it all at once.
01:05:42So, you don't have a problem with me being a kid.
01:05:44What can I do?
01:05:46If I don't do it, somebody else will.
01:05:48Do you have the money?
01:05:49Sure I have.
01:05:50Here you go.
01:05:53Do I have idiot tattooed on my forehead?
01:05:55Yes.
01:05:56Give me the money, man.
01:05:57Well, that was a dumb move.
01:05:59A really dumb move.
01:06:01Oh, shit.
01:06:02Oh, shit.
01:06:03Oh, shit.
01:06:03Oh, shit.
01:06:04Oh, shit.
01:06:04Oh, shit.
01:06:04Oh, shit.
01:06:05Oh, shit.
01:06:07You can't leave me here.
01:06:09We wouldn't.
01:06:11The police are on their way.
01:06:13Oh, no.
01:06:15Somebody.
01:06:16Please.
01:06:18Please.
01:06:29There you go.
01:06:30Oh, shit.
01:06:33Oh, shit.
01:06:44Holy shit.
01:06:45There you go.
01:06:45Hey, there you go.
01:06:47There you go.
01:06:48I'm open. Yeah
01:06:50You sure this is enough? Are you kidding when they find this they'll lock them up and throw away the
01:06:56key
01:06:56Hey, watch it with the needle. This is genuine cashmere. I used to take arts and crafts
01:07:02Nice work
01:07:04You're a born architect there. I've got a little something for you for me. Mm-hmm. Yeah
01:07:10Wow, hey, what is it home a telescope turn around, huh?
01:07:16You have to be ready for your mission, you know
01:07:20Shouldn't be waving that thing around like that. You've made a yeah, it's made of cardboard, so it isn't waterproof.
01:07:28Ah
01:07:29Checkered right. Mm-hmm. I have nothing for you. You've given me so much
01:07:38It's it's been fun. Yeah, it has
01:07:45Come on
01:07:53All right, okay, let go of me. What's we're going to war
01:08:16All right, when Epperman arrives, he'll be checking in right over there
01:08:19We're gonna sneak down and when he isn't looking you'll jump into his bag
01:08:27What are you doing with my yeah, I was just there looking for my sword is he there yet?
01:08:35There that's him
01:08:46Okay, time ago, yes
01:08:50What oh no, he said it's straight for security why don't we got a carry on come on?
01:09:00Excuse me, I need to get by oh
01:09:06Damn what now you'll have to take that one yeah, and then change bags in Bangkok
01:09:18Okay now
01:09:23Good luck, thanks now get out of here next please. Yep, that's me stop to Thailand baby the golf
01:09:30Oh
01:09:31Huh good exercise
01:10:04Head full of thoughts, but my body feels shut down
01:10:10I don't want to go back to the time that was before you came around
01:10:18Suddenly it was over and I didn't see
01:10:22It was just a spring
01:10:25I didn't even see you come and now you're free
01:10:29And now you were gone
01:10:31Away from me
01:10:33Running free
01:10:35Up and away
01:10:36So suddenly
01:10:38I'm looking ahead
01:10:40And just like you said
01:10:41I will keep rising
01:10:44I know our time is out
01:10:47And what you're about
01:10:49Nothing more to do or say
01:10:52You never look back or stay
01:10:56I hope that you'll find your way
01:10:58What are you doing?
01:11:16Huh?
01:11:24Huh?
01:11:26Huh?
01:11:27Huh?
01:11:27Huh?
01:11:35Have a snip, Fido.
01:12:00Taxi.
01:12:06Okay, Dad.
01:12:10I'll make it.
01:12:15You're finished, child killer.
01:12:17What's happening?
01:12:29But I don't know what.
01:12:32That's not...
01:12:33That is not...
01:12:36That's not mine.
01:12:38No, no, no, stop.
01:12:43That hurt.
01:12:45I would like to call my lawyer.
01:12:58I can't believe he's actually doing it. It's crazy.
01:13:01Show it to Alex.
01:13:02Alex, look at this.
01:13:05Nice ass.
01:13:06Well, it's prettier than his face.
01:13:09Hi, Alex.
01:13:11Uh, hi.
01:13:12Thank you for your sweet message.
01:13:14What you said really moved me.
01:13:15Uh, what?
01:13:16What was the message?
01:13:17Yeah, what was the message?
01:13:18OMG, you'll die.
01:13:21Hello?
01:13:22It's me.
01:13:23Listen, listen.
01:13:23I just want to say that I'm sorry for everything I put you through.
01:13:26Isn't it super cute?
01:13:28You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.
01:13:30I'm so brave.
01:13:31You've taught me that it's safe to trust people again.
01:13:33Oh, cute.
01:13:34Goodbye.
01:13:35What are you doing with my phone?
01:13:36Huh?
01:13:37Isn't that just cute?
01:13:39Oh, so sweet.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:40I almost fainted.
01:13:42I can't believe it.
01:13:44Right?
01:13:44It came straight from the heart, you know?
01:13:46Oh, shh.
01:13:47He's behind you.
01:13:48Yeah, he's right there.
01:13:49Go.
01:13:56Oh, my God.
01:13:57Oh.
01:13:58Oh.
01:13:58My.
01:13:59So, God.
01:13:59How cute is that?
01:14:00What just happened?
01:14:01Like, what just happened?
01:14:02Hashtag friend charming.
01:14:04Hashtag well.
01:14:04Hashtag summer wedding.
01:14:07There you go, Alex.
01:14:09Nice smoothie for you.
01:14:11And there's lots of cookies for you, too, my darling.
01:14:13Yes.
01:14:14Just dig in there, Alex.
01:14:15John, you haven't touched your quinoa.
01:14:17What?
01:14:17No.
01:14:18Would you like to go first, Sean?
01:14:20Mm.
01:14:22Delicious.
01:14:23Thank you very much, Serena.
01:14:25I would like to propose a toast to Serena and to you, Alex.
01:14:29Thank you for welcoming us into your home.
01:14:31Cheers.
01:14:32Oh, that was so sweet, John.
01:14:33Cheers.
01:14:34And congratulations on your patent.
01:14:35Thank you, yes.
01:14:36The supermarket ordered 6,000 snacky packs.
01:14:39I'll be able to help out with the bills now.
01:14:41Shh, shh.
01:14:41Oh, yeah.
01:14:42At Bangkok Airport, where billionaire toy tycoon Philip Eppermint was arrested.
01:14:47Eppermint will now be charged with drug smuggling.
01:14:49And bloody fingerprints on a toy doll have also led to the arrest of a 38-year-old factory manager
01:14:55from Eastern Bangkok.
01:14:56Oh, my.
01:14:56It's a tough world out there.
01:14:57Did you hear about that drug dealer the police found in the trunk of the car?
01:15:01No, what happened?
01:15:02Yeah.
01:15:02Did a superhero catch him?
01:15:04Haha, you could say that.
01:15:05No, that's just vigilantism.
01:15:07Yeah, but pretty awesome.
01:15:08Yeah, and brave.
01:15:09I wonder what motivates someone like that.
01:15:11I mean...
01:15:12Yes, but what is he thinking?
01:15:13Exactly.
01:15:14Unowned bag snatchers run rampant in the suburbs.
01:15:17The locals are scared to leave their homes after dark.
01:15:21The police have been powerless to stop the crimes.
01:15:22He's probably thinking, if I don't do something, then nobody else will.
01:15:30Sweetie Pie, where are you going?
01:15:38I'm just going out.
01:15:41I'm sorry.
01:15:46I'm sorry.
01:16:07Thanks, Gail.
01:16:08I'm sorry.
01:16:10Bye-bye.
01:16:10Thanks, Gail.
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