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00:00Picture this you're on your deathbed staring at the ceiling and you suddenly realize you've never played these 30 linear games
00:06Tragic, right? Don't worry. We're about to fix that today
00:09We're diving headfirst into storylines tighter than your jeans after Thanksgiving with characters more dramatic than your last group chat
00:15These are the games that won't let you wander off won't let you craft 500 useless items and definitely won't let you forget them anytime soon
00:23So ignore all responsibilities and let's get straight into the linear madness
00:30Oh
00:34Claire Obscure Expedition 33 is a turn-based RPG that looks like someone took belly poke art mixed it with
00:40Existential dread and said yeah
00:41This should be a video game and somehow that worked really well because it's now the most awarded game in the game awards
00:472025 scooping up a whopping nine wins including game of the year best narrative best direction best art direction best score and music
00:54Best independent game best debut indie game best RPG and best performance
00:58Impressive for a game where your biggest enemy is occasionally your own sanity and beautiful nightmare vibes rather than just dragons or whatever
01:05The world is a haunting painterly fantasy where every turn of combat makes you feel like a tactician trapped inside a surreal art gallery that has trust issues and
01:13The linear structure keeps you on a focused path through compelling characters clever mechanics and a story that somehow mixes melancholy with witty observations about life death and artistic purpose in a way
01:25That makes you care about every encounter
01:27It wasn't just nominated a lot it crushed the record for most nominations ever at the show before turning them into wins
01:33Which means critics players and award juries all agreed this game isn't just good
01:38It's historically good and possibly quietly judging your past gaming choices
01:42I'm great
01:46I'm great
01:46A storm is coming
01:55South of midnight is a third-person action adventure from compulsion games that drops you into a southern gothic fever dream where the weather hates you
02:09The folklore wants to fight you and the scenery looks like it was handcrafted by someone who definitely listens to blues music while judging your soul
02:16You play hazel who survives a hurricane only to discover that her town of prospero runs on ancient myths haunted memories and creatures that look like
02:23Bedtime stories went through therapy and came back angry the game wastes no time pretending this is normal immediately handing you weaver powers
02:30So you can stitch reality back together while punching folklore legends that have been holding grudges since before electricity
02:36It's linear structure keeps you moving forward through swamps ruins and deeply uncomfortable
02:42Family history without letting you wander off and forget that everything here is emotionally complicated and slightly terrifying
02:49What makes it hilarious is how calmly the game presents absolute nonsense
02:54Treating supernatural chaos like a routine inconvenience while delivering gorgeous stop-motion inspired visuals
03:01Soulful music and dialogue that sounds like it knows exactly how strange this all is
03:06It's a focused stylish ride that proudly commits to being weird heartfelt and unapologetically dramatic and it even picked up recognition at the game awards
03:162025 for its impact in artistic direction which feels appropriate for a game that looks like folklore came alive and demanded respect
03:31Dispatch is a narrative driven adventure from ad-hoc studio that takes the bold creative leap of asking what if being a superhero was less punching and more answering phones while your life quietly spirals
03:48You play as Robert Robertson formerly known as Mecha Man a disgraced hero now stuck working the night shift as a dispatcher for other superheroes who are somehow worse at decision-making than the villains they fight
03:59The game's linear structure locks you into a desk job where your superpower is talking
04:04Judging and desperately trying to assign the right hero to the right crisis before everything collapses in a spectacularly avoidable way
04:11Every call is a personality test disguised as an emergency forcing you to juggle egos terrible ideas and the reality that capes do not improve competence
04:20What makes dispatch genuinely funny is how seriously it treats absolute nonsense delivering sharp writing rapid-fire dialogue and situations where
04:29Saving the city feels less heroic and more like workplace damage control
04:33It's a game that understands the true horror isn't monsters or explosions but responsibility deadlines and realizing that being the smartest person in the room is not as comforting as it sounds
04:43Dispatch succeeds by turning office drama into a super powered crisis simulator that somehow feels painfully relatable and deeply ridiculous at the same time
04:59Firewatch is a breathtaking story driven adventure that immerses you in the quiet mysterious world of Wyoming's wilderness you play as Henry a fire lookout tasked with monitoring the forest but the game quickly evolves into a gripping narrative filled with secrets suspense and human connection the writing is exceptional
05:03With every conversation especially over the radio with your supervisor Delilah
05:07And the game quickly evolves into a gripping narrative filled with secrets suspense and human connection the writing is exceptional with every conversation especially over the radio with your supervisor Delilah and the
05:33delivering humor, emotion, and subtle tension that makes the story feel alive and personal.
05:39Exploration is at the heart of the experience, with lush forests, serene lakes, and abandoned
05:44cabins waiting to be discovered, all beautifully rendered in a painterly style that evokes wonder
05:49and nostalgia. The gameplay blends walking, climbing, and using tools like maps and binoculars
05:54to uncover clues, unravel mysteries, and piece together an unsettling tale that lurks beneath
05:59the surface of this tranquil setting. Firewatch excels at atmosphere, creating a sense of
06:04isolation, curiosity, and discovery, while the evolving story keeps players emotionally
06:09invested. It's a linear game in structure, but every moment feels meaningful, every dialogue
06:14choice carries weight, and every breathtaking vista reinforces the sense that this is not
06:18just a game, but an unforgettable journey into the human experience and the unknown.
06:29So, I say, fuck it. You're a grown man, you can go where you want.
06:34Step into the iconic fedora of Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, where
06:38adventure, mystery, and danger await at every turn. This game captures the essence of the
06:43classic film series, throwing players into a globetrotting quest for legendary artifacts
06:47that could change history. Every level is a carefully crafted set piece, from crumbling
06:51temples filled with deadly traps to bustling marketplaces teeming with secrets. The puzzles
06:56are clever, rewarding both logic and observation, while the action sequences deliver thrilling
07:01whip-swinging chases, daring leaps, and cinematic gunfights. What makes this game stand out
07:06is how it balances high-octane adventure with Indiana's witty, sarcastic personality making
07:11you feel like the star of your own blockbuster. The narrative twists keep you on the edge of
07:16your seat, with historical mysteries, secret societies, and rival treasure hunters adding
07:20layers of tension and excitement. The visuals are stunning, capturing the grandeur of ancient ruins,
07:26lush jungles, and sun-soaked deserts, and the orchestral soundtrack perfectly evokes the spirit
07:31of classic adventure. Whether you're solving intricate puzzles, escaping death-defying traps,
07:36or uncovering hidden lore, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a masterclass in linear adventure
07:41gaming that makes you feel like a true hero on a legendary journey.
08:04Inside is a masterclass in minimalist storytelling and atmospheric design, delivering a haunting and
08:09unforgettable experience in just a few hours. You guide a mysterious boy through a dystopian,
08:14oppressive world, filled with eerie silence, shadowy figures, and cleverly designed puzzles
08:19that challenge both your brain and your nerves. Every environment tells a story without a single line
08:24of dialogue. Decaying factories, ominous laboratories, and grim landscapes all contribute to a sense of
08:30unease that permeates the entire game. The gameplay is deceptively simple. Run, jump, solve environmental
08:37puzzles, and avoid deadly threats. But the tension is constant, and every misstep can be fatal. Inside
08:43excels in pacing, gradually escalating the stakes until the shocking, ambiguous finale leaves players
08:50questioning everything they've just witnessed. Its visual style is dark, minimalist, and hauntingly beautiful,
08:56while the subtle audio cues, the creak of machinery, distant voices, and sudden, terrifying sounds create
09:03an immersive experience that grips players emotionally and mentally. In just a linear path, Inside proves
09:09that storytelling, atmosphere, and design can be more powerful than dialogue, delivering a game that
09:15is as intellectually stimulating as it is emotionally resonant.
09:33Split Fiction is the co-op adventure from Hazelight Studios that grabs two wildly different aspiring writers,
09:39Mio and Zoe, tosses them into a story-swallowing simulation that just happens to chew up every bit of
09:44logic they ever had, and then insists they team up like awkward roommates who forgot rent is due,
09:50because their only escape is beating both the sci-fi and fantasy absurdities born from their own
09:54imaginations. You'll leap between gravity bikes and sand sharks, race hoverboards like you're late for
10:00a wizard's dentist appointment, face an evil dancing monkey challenge you didn't RSVP for, and fight
10:05creatures that clearly skipped cardio day and leg day, all while split-screen gameplay forces you and a
10:11friend to cooperate or discover just how fast blame can be thrown in pixelated form. This game only works
10:17co-op, and it even brings back Hazelight's friend's pass so you can guilt your least competent friend
10:23into joining you for free, which is only fair because one of you has to be good at puzzles.
10:27Critics gave Split Fiction practically glowing praise with overwhelmingly positive reviews,
10:32and it became one of the best-reviewed games of 2025 on Metacritic, selling millions of copies in a
10:37matter of days, and even earning multiple Guinness World Records for local co-op play and rapid sales,
10:43basically proving that people really do want to play imaginary worlds with other human beings instead
10:47of yelling at NPCs.
11:02Journey is less a game and more a poetic experience that transcends traditional storytelling.
11:06From the moment you step onto the vast desert sands, you are enveloped in a sense of wonder,
11:11solitude, and exploration that is almost meditative. The path is linear, yet every dune, mountain,
11:17and ancient ruin feels alive with narrative potential, telling a story through visuals,
11:21music, and movement rather than words. The multiplayer element is subtle but profound. You may encounter
11:28other players along your journey, and your brief, wordless interactions create a shared emotional
11:33experience without breaking the game's delicate atmosphere. The gameplay is simple. Glide, climb,
11:38and interact with mystical symbols to progress, yet the challenges and environmental puzzles are
11:43perfectly tuned to evoke awe and reflection. Visually, the game is breathtaking, with sweeping vistas,
11:49dynamic lighting, and fluid animations that feel almost painterly. Coupled with an award-winning
11:54soundtrack that reacts dynamically to your actions, Journey is a linear adventure that captures the
11:59essence of hope, perseverance, and connection, leaving players with an unforgettable emotional
12:04impact that words can scarcely describe. Stellar Blade delivers a futuristic, action-packed narrative
12:23that merges fast-paced combat with a deeply engaging story. Set in a sprawling sci-fi universe,
12:29players take on the role of a skilled warrior navigating a collapsing society threatened by
12:34enigmatic forces. The linear design ensures a tightly woven story, guiding players through
12:39meticulously crafted environments that range from neon-lit cityscapes to derelict space stations,
12:45each brimming with lore and secrets. Combat is fluid and cinematic, blending acrobatics,
12:51melee, and advanced weaponry into a spectacle that feels like playing a high-budget sci-fi blockbuster.
12:56The story tackles themes of loyalty, betrayal, and survival, with intense cutscenes and character
13:02development that make every confrontation meaningful. Stellar Blade's audio and visual presentation is
13:07phenomenal, with a pulsating score, dynamic lighting, and richly detailed characters that elevate the
13:13narrative. Exploration, while guided, feels rewarding, with hidden items and lore pieces that add depth
13:19without breaking pacing. For players who crave immersive storytelling combined with thrilling combat,
13:25stellar blade is a linear adventure that delivers both spectacle and emotional resonance in equal measure.
13:43Neva is a hidden gem of narrative-driven gaming, offering an emotionally charged, linear experience
13:48that explores human relationships, loss, and resilience. You follow the story of Neva, a character caught in
13:54a web of personal and societal conflict, as she navigates a world filled with both beauty and danger.
14:00The game blends exploration with puzzle-solving and environmental storytelling, guiding players
14:05through intimate interiors, bustling urban settings, and quiet, contemplative landscapes. The narrative
14:11unfolds through dialogue, subtle visual cues, and immersive cutscenes, ensuring players remain
14:16emotionally invested from start to finish. The visuals are carefully crafted, combining
14:21realistic character animations with atmospheric lighting and meticulously detailed environments that
14:26breathe life into the story. The sound design further elevates the experience, with a delicate score,
14:32environmental audio, and nuanced voice acting that convey emotion and tension. Neva is more than just a game,
14:38it's a journey that pulls players into its world, making them care deeply about the characters and choices,
14:44and proving that linear storytelling can be as profound and impactful as any blockbuster narrative.
15:02Uncharted 4 is proof that Nathan Drake is both the luckiest and unluckiest man alive. Lucky because he
15:08somehow survives every ridiculous situation thrown at him, falling off cliffs, crashing cars, dodging
15:14explosions, but unlucky because, for some reason, people just refuse to let him retire. In this game,
15:21our boy Nate is chilling with his wife, finally living a normal life, when BAM, his long-lost brother Sam
15:28shows up like a debt collector dragging him back into the treasure hunting business. And what follows is
15:33basically Indiana Jones, but with even better graphics and way more climbing. Seriously,
15:38I hope Nathan Drake's chiropractor is on speed dial because this man spends half the game dangling from ledges by a single hand.
15:46The action sequences are insane. You're in a full speed jeep chase, jumping between trucks, fighting off mercenaries,
15:52and somehow not dying of a heart attack. But beyond all the chaos, the game's got heart.
15:57It's about family, regrets, and whether or not your wife will murder you for sneaking off to pirate islands.
16:02Elena is a saint. Uncharted 4 is the perfect blend of action, humor, and how am I still alive moments.
16:27Silent Hill 2 is not your average horror game. It's like a therapy session that went horribly,
16:39horribly wrong. James Sunderland arrives in this cursed town looking for his dead wife,
16:44red flag number one, only to find himself trapped in a fog-filled nightmare where everything wants to
16:50kill him. Nurses, mannequins, pyramid head who is essentially a gym rat with a sword bigger than his
16:56mortgage. The remake is set to make things even scarier, with graphics so realistic that you'll
17:01probably start seeing fog in your living room. But what makes Silent Hill 2 special isn't just the
17:06jump scares, it's the psychological horror. This game doesn't just want to spook you, it wants to
17:12mess with your head. Every monster is basically James' trauma in horrifying, fleshy form. And if you
17:19weren't questioning your sanity before playing, you sure as hell will after. Silent Hill 2 is the kind of
17:25game that will haunt you long after you turn off the console. Just don't play it at night, or alone,
17:30or near mirrors. Actually just move to a sunny beach and forget this place ever existed.
17:55Kratos used to be the angriest man in gaming, ripping gods apart like they were pieces of
18:04rotisserie chicken. But in God of War 2018, he's trying something even harder than killing deities,
18:10being a dad. And let me tell you, watching Kratos try to parent a sassy preteen while also fighting
18:15off dragons, trolls, and undead viking warriors is peak entertainment. This game takes everything great
18:21about the old god of war games and injects it with emotional depth. The combat is ridiculously
18:27satisfying. The leviathan axe is basically Thor's hammer, but cooler. And the world is filled with
18:32Norse mythology goodness, from talking heads to world serpents who sound like they just woke up
18:36from a nap. But the best part? Kratos struggled to connect with Atreus. This is a man who once ripped
18:42gods in half with his bare hands, and now he's trying to figure out how to express feelings.
18:46Honestly, the real boss fight here is fatherhood. If you want epic action, great storytelling,
18:53and a constant stream of boy, God of War is a must-play. Just remember, Kratos may have mellowed out,
18:59but he can still throw hands with a mountain if he has to.
19:05Get your tool of yourself, boy!
19:07I'm fine!
19:09Watch out!
19:16I'm fine!
19:28Resident Evil 4 is back, and guess what? It's still absolutely bonkers.
19:32If you thought Leon Kennedy was cool in the original, he's somehow even cooler now.
19:36This man walks into a zombie cult village with nothing but a handgun and his impeccable hair,
19:41and instead of panicking, he just starts roundhouse-kicking fools like it's an action movie.
19:46The remake makes everything even better. Smoother combat, scarier enemies, and yes,
19:52that mysterious merchant is still here, still asking,
19:55what are you buyin', like a sketchy alleyway dealer. The game is packed with pure chaos.
20:00One minute, you're fighting chainsaw maniacs, and the next,
20:03you're in a medieval castle dodging flaming catapults.
20:07And let's not forget Ashley, the president's daughter,
20:09who has mastered the ancient art of getting kidnapped every five minutes.
20:13But honestly, that's all part of the fun.
20:16Resident Evil 4 Remake is a thrill ride from start to finish,
20:19proving once again that Leon Kennedy is the John Wick of zombie games.
20:23Just make sure you have enough herbs, because this game does not mess around.
20:36The Last of Us Part 1 is not just a game, it's an emotional ambush. You think you're here for
20:56some zombie shooting fun? Nope. You're actually signing up for trauma, trust issues, and probably
21:01crying in the fetal position by the end. This remake takes the already heart-wrenching story of
21:07Joel and Ellie and makes it even more visually stunning, so now you can see every tear in HD.
21:12The world is brutal, the infected are terrifying, and every encounter feels desperately intense,
21:18because every bullet counts. But the real beauty of The Last of Us is the relationship between Joel,
21:24the grumpy survivor, and Ellie, the foul-mouthed teen who somehow makes dad jokes during the apocalypse.
21:31Their journey is full of terrifying encounters, quiet emotional moments, and yes, giraffes,
21:36which is the closest thing this game gives you to happiness. If you haven't played this yet,
21:40what are you doing? Just know, by the time you finish, you will need a hug. Or several. And maybe some therapy.
21:46Go! Go!
22:14If Dark Souls and Journey to the West had a baby,
22:16it would be Black Myth Wukong, a game where you play as Sun Wukong, aka the Monkey King,
22:21aka the only primate who can solo an entire army with a staff and still look stylish doing it.
22:26This game is dripping with mythological goodness, gorgeous landscapes, bizarre creatures,
22:31and enough boss fights to make your controller question its life choices.
22:35Combat is buttery smooth, and Wukong's transformations let you switch things up mid-fight,
22:41from turning into a giant monster to straight-up cloning yourself,
22:44because why fight fair when you can fight with four of you?
22:47The game looks like a kung fu fever dream, and honestly,
22:50I'm ready to get my butt kicked by every ancient Chinese deity they throw at me.
22:55If you like Souls-like games, but want to feel like an overpowered monkey god
22:59instead of a sad medieval knight with PTSD, Black Myth, Wukong is your next obsession.
23:14Final Fantasy VII Remake is proof that nostalgia isn't dead. It's just been remastered in 4K and given a ridiculous budget.
23:21This game takes everything you loved about the original and cranks it up to 11.
23:26Final Fantasy VII Remake is proof that nostalgia isn't dead. It's just been remastered in 4K and given a ridiculous budget.
23:33This game takes everything you loved about the original and cranks it up to 11. Better combat, stunning visuals, and more Tifa punching things, which, let's be honest, is what we all wanted.
23:48Cloud Strife is still the ultimate broody anime protagonist. Sephiroth is still the world's most dramatic villain.
23:54And Midgar looks so good that you'll want to live there, until you remember that the entire city is basically run by an evil power company that treats people like disposable batteries.
24:06The new combat system is Chef's Kiss, a perfect blend of action and strategy that makes every fight feel like an anime battle scene.
24:14And the best part? This remake isn't even the whole story yet, meaning we have even more Final Fantasy VII goodness to look forward to.
24:21Just be warned, the game might hit you with some unexpected twists that will have you staring at your screen like, wait, what did they just change?
24:51Maybe this will be the best.
24:55This isn't just a game, it's a psychological rollercoaster that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
25:00Senua's Sacrifice puts you in the shoes of Senua, a warrior suffering from psychosis, as she fights through a nightmarish world filled with monsters, illusions, and voices that never shut up.
25:11And the best part? You need to listen to them, because they'll sometimes give you hints. Or just mess with your head for fun.
25:18The game is brutally immersive, with combat that feels like every swing of your sword is life or death, and puzzles that make you feel like you're either a genius or an idiot.
25:28No in-between. There's no HUD, no health bar, just you, Senua, and your ability to not freak out when the game starts whispering directly into your ears.
25:38Play this one with headphones for maximum, oh god, I think the game is talking to me moments.
25:44It's terrifying, it's beautiful, and it's an emotional gut punch in the best way possible.
25:49End it, just end it. No. Never the end.
26:07He's gone.
26:12Alan Wake is back, and this time he's not just a struggling writer, he's a struggling writer trapped in a literal horror novel.
26:23Alan Wake 2 takes everything creepy from the first game and turns it into a full-blown survival horror masterpiece.
26:29This game is so scary, even Alan's typewriter is probably haunted.
26:33You switch between Alan and newcomer Saga Anderson, an FBI agent who definitely regrets taking this case.
26:40The game plays like a psychological thriller directed by Stephen King on way too much caffeine.
26:45Shadows try to kill you, reality warps around you, and sometimes, Alan literally writes his way out of danger.
26:51Combat? It's all about light versus darkness. So your best weapon is a flashlight, because nothing says horror badass like blinding your enemies before unloading a shotgun into their haunted faces.
27:03If you like your horror games with a side of existential dread and a sprinkle of what is even real anymore, Alan Wake 2 is your next nightmare.
27:11You can't stand there.
27:13You can't stand there.
27:14Do not fall close to the Mureka system.
27:16Don't fall close to the Mureka system.
27:18I'm not just a real enemy.
27:19No, you can't stand there.
27:21Mary.
27:22What is he doing?
27:23We can't stand there.
27:24That's the Mureka.
27:25Time is a false reference.
27:27Yes.
27:28Well, the Mureka is still alive.
27:31We can't stand there, and I'm sorry.
27:33What do you think?
27:34I've got an awesome boyfriend?
27:36I'm not just a real enemy.
27:38You can't stand there.
27:40if you've ever wanted to make extremely stressful life-or-death decisions while
27:46questioning whether AI will eventually replace us Detroit become human is the
27:50game for you this is basically an interactive sci-fi movie where your
27:54choices actually matter like oh no I made one bad decision and now half the
27:58cast is dead kind of matter you play as three androids Connor the detective bot
28:03who is somehow both awkward and cool at the same time Marcus who goes from
28:08housekeeper to revolution leader overnight and Kara who just wants to keep a kid
28:13safe in a world that is not safe at all every choice you make shapes the story
28:18meaning you can either guide these androids to freedom or accidentally turn
28:23the whole thing into a robo apocalypse the game is filled with tough moral
28:27dilemmas insane action sequences and moments that will have you staring at
28:31the screen like wait did I just ruin everything plus Connor and his human
28:35partner Hank have the best buddy cop dynamic and gaming if you keep them
28:39both alive that is no pressure
28:42I'm an android just like you I know how you're feeling
28:48what difference does it make if you're an android you're on their side
28:53you can't understand how I'm feeling
28:56are you armed
29:00no I don't have a gun
29:04you're lying I know you have a gun
29:07I'm telling you the truth Daniel
29:10welcome to a plague tale innocence where your two biggest enemies are the entire
29:15French inquisition and about 10 billion rats that move like a demonic tidal wave
29:19you play as Amicia a teenage girl trying to protect her little brother Hugo who
29:24fun fact has some seriously weird supernatural rat powers the game is like
29:29the last of us but with more medieval trauma and fewer zombies you'll spend most
29:33of the time sneaking past murderous soldiers and praying to whatever gaming
29:37gods exist that the rats don't decide you look extra tasty today oh and did I
29:42mention the rats hate light because that means your survival plan is basically stay
29:47in the glow or become rat food the story is brutal the world is gorgeous in the
29:52most depressing way possible and by the end of it you'll be both emotionally
29:55devastated and terrified of small squeaky noises forever
30:02the light will protect us all right all right
30:06so that's their plague rats the priest spoke of a way out through the crypt
30:14Amicia the three statues the crypt of the three saints it's the exit the father spoke of we have
30:28to find another way hi-fi rush is what happens when someone says what if devil may cry and
30:35guitar hero had a hyperactive baby and then actually made it you play as chai a wannabe rock star who
30:41accidentally gets his music player fused into his heart turning his entire life
30:45into one massive rhythm game combat it's on beat enemy attacks on beat even the
30:51environment itself bounces to the rhythm if you're not jamming while dodging laser
30:55beams and uppercutting robots you're doing it wrong this game oozes Saturday
31:00morning cartoon energy with a killer soundtrack hilarious dialogue and the kind of
31:04combat that makes you feel like a rock god even if you have zero sense of rhythm it's
31:09so fun and upbeat that even when you're getting wrecked you're still vibing
31:13seriously if more games were this creative we'd all have way too much
31:16serotonin to function
31:39sifu is basically a love letter to martial arts movies but instead of watching the action you live
31:54it over and over again because you will die a lot the game follows a young kung fu student on a revenge
32:02quest but with one brutal twist every time you die you get older which means you start out as a young
32:07spry fighter and slowly turn into an absolute grandmaster but with the slight downside of creaky
32:13bones and less health the combat is insanely smooth with every punch kick and parry feeling
32:20like it came straight out of a Jackie Chan movie but sifu isn't just about looking cool it's about
32:26mastering the fight system and learning from every failure because if you don't you'll end up as a 75
32:33year old grandpa trying to beat up a room full of gangsters and trust me that's not a good time if
32:38you love brutally difficult but wildly satisfying combat sifu will kick your butt and make you thank it
32:44afterward
33:03this game asked the important question what if you worked in a mysterious government building where
33:20reality doesn't make sense and also you have telekinetic superpowers the answer is control a
33:26game that's equal parts mind-bending sci-fi thriller and destruction simulator you play as Jesse Faden
33:33a woman searching for her lost brother inside the oldest house a brutalist nightmare full of
33:38floating bodies weird cult vibes and enemies that look like they crawled out of a VHS tape but who
33:44cares about that when you can yeet entire filing cabinets at people using your brain the combat is
33:50ridiculously fun with psychic powers that let you fly throw objects and turn enemies against each other
33:55the story is deeply weird in the best way possible the world is a mix of mystery and madness and by the
34:01time you're done you'll be questioning whether you have superpowers too spoiler you don't but control
34:07will make you wish you did
34:31ever wanted to play as a cat of course you have and stray delivers the most realistic cat experience
34:48ever you can run jump explore a dystopian cyberpunk city and knock things over just to be annoying this
34:56game perfectly captures the essence of being a cat casually ignoring danger solving puzzles by accident
35:02and randomly meowing just because you can but it's not all just kitty antics there's actually a deep
35:07emotional story about loneliness survival and what it means to be free you're navigating a world where
35:14humans are gone robots are your new besties and mysterious creatures want to eat you but no worries
35:20you've got a tiny robot sidekick and together you're going to uncover some serious cyberpunk secrets
35:26whether you're a cat lover a sci-fi fan or just someone who enjoys pressing a button to scratch furniture
35:32stray is a must play and yes there's a dedicated meow button game of the year every year
35:39can you see people associate me the shooter im going to be working
35:48yeah
35:49the perpetuity can replace me
35:56and yes you got the person to steal anything
36:04this thing because your training is using law tutor
36:07If you've ever wanted to play a first-person assassin simulator where you can stop time,
36:19teleport, and possess a fish, congratulations Dishonored 2 as your new best friend.
36:24This game is all about revenge, chaos, and looking extremely cool while doing both.
36:28You can play as either Corvo or Emily, and both have ridiculous supernatural powers that
36:32make you feel like an absolute god of stealth.
36:36Or a one-person apocalypse if you prefer the loud and messy approach.
36:41The level design?
36:42Masterpiece.
36:43Each area is a puzzle box of death, just waiting for you to find the most stylish way to eliminate
36:48your enemies.
36:50And let's not forget the Clockwork Mansion, a level so brilliantly designed that it probably
36:54made other game developers cry in jealousy.
36:56Whether you play as a silent ghost or a murder tornado, Dishonored 2 ensures you have an absolutely
37:01unhinged good time.
37:02Just try not to possess too many innocent people.
37:05That's rude.
37:06Now.
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37:25Now.
37:27Now.
37:28Now.
37:29Even though I don't fully understand the situation, we'll wait for the-
37:33What's going on here?
37:34That sounded like-
37:37Glass.
37:38Oh, but it's good.
37:42You ever think, man, I love cowboy games, but what if there were more vampires and even bigger explosions?
37:47Well, Evil West is here to deliver on that exact fever dream.
37:51This game throws you into an alternate Wild West, where you play as Jesse Rentier,
37:55a cowboy who decided that bullets alone weren't enough, so he electrified his fists.
37:59That's right, you're punching vampires so hard they disintegrate.
38:03The combat is fast, brutal, and wildly fun, with a mix of gunplay, melee, and enough lightning-powered punches to make Thor jealous.
38:11The story is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds, and that's what makes it great.
38:15It's dumb fun in the best way, like Doom but with cowboys and fangs.
38:19If you love action games, Evil West is the kind of over-the-top insanity you absolutely need in your life.
38:25Get that hurt!
38:27Christ.
38:28What are you protecting?
38:30No.
38:31No.
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38:47If relationship counseling and a Pixar movie had a baby, it would be It Takes Two.
39:04This game forces you and a co-op partner, probably your best friend or your soon-to-be-ex if you argue too much,
39:10to work together through a completely unhinged world.
39:13You play as a couple on the verge of divorce who get magically transformed into tiny dolls and now you have to fix your relationship while also surviving murder hornets, sentient vacuums, and a deeply unsettling stuffed elephant situation.
39:26Every level introduces wildly different mechanics. One moment you're shooting nails, the next you're flying a plane made out of underwear. It's chaotic, hilarious, and honestly one of the most fun co-op games ever made.
39:38Just remember, if your partner accidentally drops you off a ledge for the fifth time in a row, it's probably not an accident anymore.
40:08Life is strange is what happens when you mix teen drama, time travel, and a whole lot of emotions.
40:24You play as Max, a photography student who discovers she can rewind time, which sounds super cool until you realize that every decision you make is still somehow the wrong one.
40:33The game is all about choices, and let me tell you, you will regret all of them.
40:38Should you save a friend? Expose a secret? Water a plant?
40:43That last one actually matters, and if you don't, you'll feel really bad about it later. The story is beautiful, the soundtrack is indie perfection, and the characters are so well written that you'll be emotionally destroyed by the end.
40:55Life is Strange is a game that makes you feel things, and then punches you in the heart for good measure. Just be prepared to stare at the screen in silence when the credits roll, questioning every life choice you've ever made.
41:06A cat who begs like a little girl and talks to himself! You don't know who the fuck I am or who you're messing around with!
41:12Where'd you get that? What are you doing? Come on, put that thing down!
41:16Don't ever tell me what to do! I'm so sick of people trying to control me!
41:21You are going to get in hella more trouble for this than drugs!
41:24Nobody would ever even miss your punk ass, would they?
41:27Get that gun away from me, psycho! No!
41:31If Uncharted is like an action movie, then Rise of the Tomb Raider is like Bear Grylls on steroids.
41:48This is Lara Croft's best adventure yet, packed with more danger, explosions, and ancient mysteries than ever before.
41:54You'll be climbing mountains, raiding tombs, and somehow surviving things that would absolutely kill a normal human.
42:00And let's talk about the survival mechanics.
42:02Lara is out here crafting arrows from dead animals, fighting bears with a knife, and just generally proving she's tougher than all of us combined.
42:09The combat is smooth, the exploration is addictive, and the story is genuinely engaging.
42:15It's like Indiana Jones, but way more hardcore.
42:18Plus, you can spend hours just hunting and collecting resources like you're preparing for the apocalypse.
42:23If you haven't played this yet, fix your life immediately. Lara Croft deserves better from you.
42:28And that's a wrap, folks. If you haven't played these 30 linear masterpieces yet, well, now you have no excuse.
42:50Go grab a controller, ignore your responsibilities, and prepare to have your brain melted, your heart stolen, and maybe your sanity questioned a little.
42:57Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell so I can keep ruining your free time with more must-play chaos.
43:03Until next time, game hard, laugh harder, and remember, linear never looked this good.
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43:09I'm sorry.
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43:13I'm sorry.
43:15I've never seen you.
43:17You did say anything.
43:19At one moment.
43:21I've never seen.
43:23I've never seen you ever seen this and in your short part, when you did it.
43:26I've never seen you.
43:28I've never seen you ever seen I've seen the wrongboard.
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