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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked-about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What does your room look like?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:22Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:23My what?
00:24So, what's my name going to be?
00:26Dream.
00:26How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:32What was that?
00:32Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:34What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:37No one is looking.
00:38You don't know that.
00:39Hollander, you're next season.
00:41You're in our way.
00:52Get out of me.
00:55You're in our way.
00:57You're born to die.
01:00Shoot that.
01:01You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:05Get lost forever.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:10You think I'm pretty
01:22Let's go!
01:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:48Good job, give you a day
01:55A golden star, you think you're clever
01:59Good God, she took a break
02:02Made a mistake when she met Trevor
02:06Get lost forever
02:10Get lost forever
02:14Get lost forever
02:17You think I'm pretty
02:22You think I'm pretty
02:24Who is you on the phone?
02:26Welcome up, boy.
02:27Back out on the ice for Boston.
02:28It's hard over the time.
02:30We're having a lot of games today.
02:32That's a great party.
02:33Maybe magic is all we're gonna get out soon
02:36I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I know your heart that night hunched over your phone like
02:56A tree, a dark, a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:03You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:10You're washed up the air again
03:15I'm standing in my light
03:18You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing...
03:23You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:27You're standing in my light
03:28You're standing in my light
03:29You're standing in my light
03:30You're standing in my light
03:31You're standing in my light
03:32You're standing in my light
03:33You're standing in my light
03:34You're standing in my light
03:35You're standing in my light
03:36You're standing in my light
03:37You're standing in my light
03:38You're standing in my light
03:39You're standing in my light
03:40You're standing in my light
03:41You're standing in my light
03:42You're standing in my light
03:43You're standing in my light
03:44You're standing in my light
03:45You're standing in my light
03:46You're standing in my light
03:47You're standing in my light
03:48You're standing in my light
03:49You're standing in my light
03:50Good job.
03:52Just take a fucking day.
03:54I said I'd be up.
03:55You want to be up.
03:57You want to be up.
03:58Yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy yaddy.
04:02Nice try.
04:04Get out of the way.
04:06You're in our way.
04:07Get lost forever.
04:09Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:25I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:28I fucking mean what I mean.
04:29You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:32The fuck does that mean?
04:33They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:35You want to see it?
04:35No, thanks.
04:37Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:39Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:42I'm not even that weird.
04:43Whatever you need, Captain.
04:46Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:57Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:00but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:04And how about that other team?
05:06Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:08He had a hat trick last week,
05:10and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:12Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:13No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:15Thanks, guys.
05:16Let's go.
05:24Let's go.
06:55Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:58You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:59Well, no.
07:00Never in life have I blushed.
07:02Russians do not do this.
07:03You will murder me.
07:20Maybe.
07:22Get in.
07:27Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:30What the fuck?
07:31You were hard, weren't you?
07:33For how long?
07:34The whole game.
07:36Such a fucking ass.
07:38Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:40I fucking did it.
07:41And I still beat your ass.
07:43Oh, barely.
07:50Wow, nice place.
07:52Thanks.
07:53I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:01I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:06Mr. Businessman.
08:07Shut up.
08:08Mr. Landlord.
08:11You asked.
08:11No, I didn't.
08:26So what do you want me?
08:28In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:31Fuck you.
08:36Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:38No.
08:40I hired someone.
08:41A designer.
08:44You think there is enough?
08:46He's such an asshole.
08:49I think maybe you'll like it.
08:52Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:54I had one.
08:55You shouldn't be smoking.
08:57You shouldn't be talking.
09:03Come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:05No, you come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:11You killed me, Lunder.
09:15I'm dead.
09:17That was so fucking hot.
09:24We're to wait.
09:24I should go.
09:38I should go.
09:40I should go.
09:47So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
09:52Oh, right.
09:52Your family must be happy there in Russia.
09:58Mmm.
09:59Yes.
10:01My parents are pretty psyched for me.
10:03They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
10:07I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
10:13My father, yes.
10:15Maybe my brother, but who knows.
10:18Cool.
10:20Anyways, I'm psyched.
10:21I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
10:24Dreaming of what?
10:25Bronze medal?
10:26You fucking wish, dude.
10:31Hey, uh, remember when I made you come, hands-free?
10:35Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
10:36You're such a good drink.
10:41Your cab is definitely here.
10:53Bye.
11:02Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
11:05For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
11:12What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the rest of Man's hockey team.
11:17A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
11:24All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
11:53Boys.
11:55Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
11:57Be nice, Fanny.
11:58Nice to fucking lost Latvia.
11:59Did you see that game?
12:00Yeah, it was a straight-up schist show.
12:02A debacle.
12:03Hey, what did Ross say about it?
12:05Uh, I don't know.
12:06Nothing to me, that's for sure.
12:08I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
12:11Uh-uh.
12:11So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
12:13Okay.
12:13Trust me.
12:14You look great in Silver, Vani, don't even stress.
12:16Oh, good one.
12:20Does your room have that smell?
12:22Yes.
12:22Yes, it does.
12:24Is it black mold?
12:25Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
12:27Yeah, you're probably right.
12:28The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
12:29All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or...
12:32My buddy Joe is in that program.
12:33We train together.
12:34Would you guys be cool to do that?
12:36I'd love to show up for him.
12:38Hell yeah, man.
12:39Show up for any dude who's that brave.
12:42What do you mean?
12:44Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
12:48I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
12:52hey, here's me.
12:53Russia is not safe for folks like that.
12:57Fucking balls of steel, man.
12:59What do you mean?
13:00What is it?
13:00You can't do it.
13:02You can't do it.
13:03You can't do it.
13:05All right.
13:05I'm assuming your buddy, you can't do it.
13:09I'm assuming your buddy, you can't do it.
13:11You can't do it.
13:11Yeah.
13:13Yeah.
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah, yeah.
13:17Yeah.
13:19Yeah.
13:21Oh.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Woo hoo!
13:25Woo hoo.
13:27You can't do it.
13:28It's so good.
13:29Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
13:32Yeah, he did.
13:36I'm just going to find the bathroom.
13:56Hey.
13:59I'm not here.
14:03No, I'm not.
14:05I saw you up here.
14:06I wanted to see how you're doing.
14:08Fine.
14:09Go sit down.
14:13We are not anything.
14:17Go away, Holander.
14:25Are you okay?
14:27Please, go.
14:29You didn't answer my text.
14:33No, I did not answer your boring text.
14:35Now you go.
14:37Fine.
14:39Fuck.
14:40You need to do it.
14:53Yes, Otec.
14:57Minister still wants to meet you today,
15:00regardless of what you want.
15:03This is my honor.
15:05You should be proud of me.
15:07After yesterday,
15:09you won...
15:13...Latviy.
15:15...Latviy.
15:17And he is still drinking.
15:19How did you do this?
15:21I'm sorry, Otec.
15:23But not so much.
15:25They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
15:27It's not a game, it's a shame.
15:29It's a real shame.
15:31It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
15:35Now I play better than when I am.
15:37Our opponent is damaged.
15:40The team is not playing.
15:42What is it?
15:43What is it for American absurd?
15:45What is it for?
15:47You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
15:49What is it for?
15:51You're always looking for someone who is guilty from childhood.
15:57Who is it for you?
16:01Your mother?
16:03She is not able to do this.
16:09No, Otec.
16:11Mom, you're dead.
16:13Mom, you're dead.
16:14Mom, you're dead.
16:15You remember...
16:17I was in your case.
16:19I was in your case, your father.
16:21Where is that Polina?
16:23Where are you from?
16:25In Moscow?
16:26Of course.
16:27Of course.
16:33We need to go.
16:35In the evening.
16:39To meet him with the minister.
16:44Yes. Are you ready?
16:46Let's go.
16:49Of course, I'm always in the same way.
16:51Everything is always in the military.
16:53What's going on?
16:55No, he wasn't in the form.
16:57But Kotschev, Kotschev, if Tome is left,
17:00he needs to rest.
17:01He needs to be in America.
17:03It works well.
17:05Good, good.
17:07Too good for us.
17:09But it's a problem with leadership.
17:11It's always a problem.
17:13Leadership.
17:15You're not too sure.
17:17You're not too sure.
17:19I'm too much talking.
17:23You're my angel.
17:25You're too much talking.
17:27Especially when it's about hockey.
17:29Only when we win, Dad.
17:31I'm going to buy a bar.
17:33I'm going to buy another one.
17:37Look how she's behind us.
17:39From the same time.
17:42I'm an angel.
17:43It would be nice if I could remember it.
17:45I want to drink.
17:47I want to drink.
17:48I want to drink something.
17:51There's a bit of captives.
17:52I want you to go enjoy it.
18:00There's a bit of ents Fit.
18:05Beautiful.
18:06You're an angel on it.
18:13That's your friend, Sashca.
18:15I think you played well well.
18:22I would like to say thank you, but I know that you are not looking for any other games.
18:26For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
18:31I sometimes feel like you are in my opinion.
18:34When I understand what it is, you feel like you are in my opinion.
18:38In any case, it does not mean for you.
18:40Does not mean?
18:42Why did you decide that?
18:44My father?
18:45Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
18:48You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
18:51And don't worry about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
18:57Really?
18:58Yes, that's right.
18:59Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
19:01But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
19:05I think you will win this year in Montreal.
19:08This year?
19:09Yes, this year.
19:11Because I think he is traumatized.
19:14Where do you know all this?
19:17On the extra sense.
19:19You're not with a punishment.
19:20You're full of injuries.
19:21You're not even with a damage.
19:22You're not with any damage you're showing.
19:23You've seen it.
19:26It's in the Vostok, and then you can win whoever you want in the West.
19:33Chicago, not so much earlier.
19:36In the final, most likely, it will be San Francisco.
19:39And they are good, but too young.
19:42So you won't win the Cup of Xenia in a year earlier than I did with Setsu.
19:51Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
19:53But tomorrow you should be perfect.
19:56You should be perfect.
19:58That's right.
19:59But you need to agree.
20:02We'll see you later.
20:05See you later.
20:06See you later.
20:12Well, what?
20:16How are you, Sasha?
20:18There is great.
20:21I just love this place.
20:26Clubs?
20:27It's my head.
20:28People.
20:30It's just nice.
20:33And boys?
20:34Well...
20:36You've seen French boys?
20:39Yeah, right, Elia?
20:41You are happy.
20:42You are happy.
20:47You are happy.
20:48What?
20:49You have always had nothing.
20:53You don't come to play.
20:56You don't know?
20:57You don't swear.
20:59You don't laugh.
21:00You don't call it.
21:01You don't answer me.
21:02You were so happy when you were here.
21:12You were so happy.
21:24Here? Seriously?
21:27It was the danger that you had earlier, if you remember me, don't forget me.
21:37We're already the kids, Sash.
21:41Yes, that's right.
21:48Stop it.
21:51Okay, let's go somewhere else.
21:55No.
22:05Okay.
22:07I'll find the wedding.
22:10Okay.
22:19I'll be glad to see you.
22:21I'll be glad to see you.
22:23I don't know what happens here.
22:25Yeah!
22:26Yeah!
22:27Yeah!
22:28Yeah!
22:29Yeah!
22:30Yeah!
22:31Yeah!
22:32Yeah!
22:33Yeah!
22:34What am I supposed to do?
22:35What happens here?
22:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
22:45What am I supposed to do with this?
22:47I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
22:49Oh, my God.
22:53There's ginger ale on the pitch.
22:54Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
22:56That's not a rule. You just make that up.
22:58Hollander, is that a rule?
23:00Unfortunately, it is.
23:01Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
23:03No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
23:05Fuck you, AJ.
23:06Just fucking do it, Hayden.
23:08Stop it, Hayden.
23:09Boys, it's starting.
23:12Turn it up.
23:13It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
23:15As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
23:19Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire
23:21since the Olympic break.
23:22A heartbreaking game for the Russians
23:24seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
23:27He's on a tear, scoring ten goals
23:29over the past six playoff games.
23:31Okay, listen the fuck up.
23:33Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
23:39I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
23:42I don't need to think about that.
23:43That was yesterday. That was before.
23:46Now, I only need one thing.
23:49I need to win.
23:55Here.
23:55At home.
23:56Tonight.
23:59As much fun as it would have been to go to California
24:01and humiliate them there,
24:02but I want to hear our fans.
24:04I want to hear them scream.
24:07I want to fuck San Francisco.
24:10I know you can do it.
24:13I've seen you fucking do it.
24:16I've seen every one of you do it.
24:18So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
24:21Because this is our fucking night.
24:27This is our fucking cup.
24:31Fucking fuck San Francisco.
24:33I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
24:48Shane hates him the most.
24:49What?
24:50You ate Rosenhoff.
24:52Of course.
24:53But he's very good at acting.
24:55The best, probably.
24:57Eh, none.
24:58You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
25:00Yeah.
25:00Okay?
25:00Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
25:04Now that is that.
25:06The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
25:10What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosenhoff.
25:12The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
25:16leading his team in block shots in short.
25:18He is obviously a couple.
25:22Catching that, LeMah!
25:44Obviously the most important.
25:46Well, nice watch.
25:54Can I give this you for free or less?
25:55Where the fuck were you, Ron?
25:56Five seconds.
25:57Yeah, 25 seconds.
25:59Or even doing.
26:01And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
26:05I was busy.
26:06That's who?
26:06Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
26:08But the most important thing...
26:18Is the friends we make along the way.
26:22Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
26:27What?
26:28Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
26:31Okay, fine, but hurry up.
26:39Great.
26:40Give me your number.
26:41I'll text them to you.
26:43No chance.
26:45And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
26:49I'll text them to you.
27:19Well...
27:31What?
27:35What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
27:37You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
27:41You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
27:44and then it's for some fucking clown show.
27:46So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
27:53Well?
27:57I want you to suck my dick.
27:58Oh, fuck you.
27:59You are unbelievable.
28:01You suck my dick.
28:02I want you to suck my dick.
28:14I want you to suck my dick.
28:15I want you to suck my dick.
28:15Maybe as nicely.
28:17Please
28:25If you want me to get on my knees
28:31On this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
28:33You will have to ask nicer than that
28:36Please get on your knees
28:41On this filthy bathroom floor
28:44And suck my dick
28:47Please
28:49No
29:01What?
29:06No
29:06We will go back to our seats
29:10Watch the rest of this boring show
29:12And then go to boring party after
29:15And then
29:17When I've been waiting all night
29:19You'll come back to my hotel room
29:22And I will maybe
29:24Maybe
29:26Do more than just suck your dick
29:28When did your English get so good
29:32I read the New Yorker now
29:36Really?
29:39No
29:39The New Yorker is boring
29:41My dad loves it
29:45Oh
29:46So being boring is
29:49Is genetic
29:50Genetic
29:52Let's make a deal
29:58If you win MVP tonight
30:01If you win MVP tonight
30:01I will blow you
30:02Fuck you
30:03Whatever you want
30:04And if he wins
30:09Good luck coming
30:14Good luck coming
30:28Little girl
30:41I'm not sure
30:41I mean
30:42That's why I'm so excited
30:43There are going to be
30:44How many of these kids are going to be
30:45I mean
30:45Of course
30:46People
30:46People
30:47Can you ride up?
30:48I mean
30:49Especially
30:50We can see
30:51You are the last of them
30:52I'm sorry
30:52I'm sorry
30:52You are the last of them
30:53I'm sorry
30:54Congratulations.
31:17Now take off your clothes.
31:20You're such an asshole.
31:24You're such an asshole.
31:54What?
32:08Just a lot of windows.
32:10Thanks.
32:32Good.
32:34Now get on the bed.
32:42This is a good hotel.
32:44Very nice vodka.
32:46It's hard to find in America.
32:48Okay.
32:52Touch yourself.
32:53What?
32:54Show up for me. I want to watch you.
32:56You what?
32:58It's an official day, Hollander. I want to watch.
33:00I've never...
33:02No shit.
33:03Fuck you.
33:05Give me some vodka at least.
33:06No, no, no.
33:07Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
33:28No, no, no.
33:39So Russia this year was...
33:41Something else.
33:47It's intense there.
33:48So are you heading back soon?
33:56Back.
33:58To Russia?
33:59For the summit?
34:01Oh yes.
34:09Why?
34:11What do you mean why?
34:15Do you have to?
34:18There is no have to. It's...
34:20It's home.
34:22Yeah.
34:23But...
34:25I don't know. Is it safe?
34:28What do you mean safe?
34:31I don't know.
34:34Do you... Do you even like it there?
34:41What difference does it make?
34:44A pretty big one, I think.
34:53I need to sleep.
34:55Oh.
34:57Yeah.
34:58Me too, I should have.
34:59I need to sleep.
35:08So, uh, I'm off.
35:12Goodbye, Hollander.
35:29I love you.
35:30I love you.
35:31Right?
35:35I'm off.
35:41I love you.
35:43I love you.
35:45Bye, Hollander.
35:46I love you.
35:48I love you.
35:50I love you.
35:54I love you.
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