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00:00Oh, yeah.
00:02All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
00:05Boys.
00:06All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
00:08My buddy Joe is in that program.
00:10We're training together.
00:11Would you guys be cool to do that?
00:13I'd love to show up for him.
00:14Oh, yeah, man.
00:15Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:17What do you mean?
00:20I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:24I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:27Hey, here's me.
00:30Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:33Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:35No.
00:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:50Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:53What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:5570 points last season.
00:57Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:00A season he, he called, need to win.
01:03Those are his words.
01:04And he has zero, zero points.
01:07He's in a fog.
01:09His passes aren't connecting.
01:10He's barely skating.
01:11I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
01:14And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:18He's in a far away.
01:46I am very sorry about that.
02:01Definitely not a big deal.
02:02How may I help you?
02:05What's good?
02:08Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
02:13Any allergies?
02:14No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:15Okay.
02:16I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:19Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Yeah, that's it.
02:22But what?
02:24Oh, nothing.
02:25Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
02:29Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:31I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
02:36Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:38Yeah?
02:38Blueberry with a banana.
02:40I take that.
02:41If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
02:44I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
02:49Oh, you weren't kidding.
03:14It's really hot.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16The banana makes a big difference, I think.
03:20I guess it must.
03:26Here.
03:27Thanks.
03:28Um, that's way too much.
03:33It's for you.
03:34It's a great smoothie.
03:36Thanks again, Kip.
03:42Girl.
03:43Holy shit, are you...
03:46Was that Scott Hunter?
03:51Was that what?
03:52Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:56A girl.
03:57Block winding down in the second period.
03:592-1 for Anaheim.
04:01We have girls with a draw.
04:02And this is what we're watching?
04:05We barely get to see you, because you're always working.
04:08But at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
04:10What does this look like?
04:11Let me check my name.
04:12Hockey?
04:13Shut up, Sean.
04:14We have to turn it off.
04:15No, no, no, please keep it on.
04:16Huh?
04:17Thank you, Kyle.
04:18Thank you, Kyle.
04:20Thank you, Kyle.
04:21You're welcome.
04:22Twice.
04:23He said tip.
04:24Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:26Maria, dad is setting the bar so low.
04:29And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:31It almost sounded hot.
04:32Okay, that's not fair, not hot.
04:33Just normal.
04:35Okay, I'll listen it.
04:36Fuck both of you, okay?
04:37Camp is short for Christopher.
04:38It's not that weird.
04:39It's short bus for Christopher.
04:41And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:44Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:46He said it.
04:47He said it.
04:49Another round?
04:50Thank you, Kyle.
04:51Thank you, Kyle.
04:54And you?
04:58Look, look, look.
04:59He's on the TV right now.
05:00Sean, look right now.
05:02Oh, my God.
05:02Okay.
05:03Falls to Hunter.
05:04Hunter's in front of the net.
05:05And he scores!
05:07A rare goal for Scott Hunter.
05:09Oh, wow.
05:10Right?
05:10He knows your name.
05:12Yeah.
05:13I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:15Shut the fuck up.
05:16He literally forgot.
05:17Jesus Christ!
05:21He scored a hat trick last night.
05:23Are you asking me what that means?
05:25Or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:26I just didn't realize that...
05:28We literally watched the game, kid.
05:30Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:37Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:41You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:43I am.
05:44This is awesome.
05:44I mean, wow.
05:45You had a night last night.
05:47Oh, did you watch?
05:48I did, yeah.
05:49I don't usually...
05:50Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:52I'm...
05:52No, I got it.
05:54Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:56It was amazing.
05:57He's a huge fan.
05:58But, yeah.
05:59I watched last night.
06:01Wow.
06:02Um...
06:02You know, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
06:09Okay.
06:11So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:15Anything you'd like different?
06:16Nothing at all.
06:19Damn.
06:21Okay.
06:22You really can't keep doing this.
06:23I really can.
06:24Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:33Dude.
06:33Girl.
06:34Was that?
06:34Yes, it fucking was.
06:43Sorry I'm late.
06:45No outside food or drink.
06:46Fuck off, Kyle.
06:51And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever,
06:53but he just keeps saying my name, and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:57Wait.
06:57You're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:59Because I am not looking for a date.
07:01Yes.
07:01I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
07:04Could you please listen to me?
07:05Kyle?
07:05Remote?
07:12Extra shrimp.
07:16New York with control of the fucking news.
07:18Now I'm fully listening.
07:20What are you doing?
07:20Just putting the game on.
07:21Elena.
07:22What?
07:22It's a sports bar.
07:24Let's watch sport.
07:25Ugh.
07:26Am I being crazy?
07:27What does Maria say?
07:28She says he's funny.
07:29Me too.
07:30Mm.
07:30Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:32I'm probably this idiot.
07:33The Admirals.
07:34He's not an idiot.
07:36Scott Hunter, he's staying.
07:38Jesus.
07:39Right.
07:40When's his next home game?
07:43Come on.
07:44If you don't know when his next home game is,
07:45how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:46I don't plan my shifts.
07:48I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:50Saturday.
07:51They play at home again on Saturday.
07:53Are you working?
07:57Fuck.
07:58No.
07:59Fix that.
08:00I don't know if you, uh...
08:13Oh, it's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:17Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:21Extra banana.
08:29This one's on the house.
08:31Oh, come on.
08:32It's about my pay grade.
08:33Management heard you came in.
08:34And no, you may not tip me.
08:37And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you
08:39that I'm being serious.
08:41Okay.
08:42Um,
08:44uh, may I drink this here?
08:46Uh, I've got some emails to answer,
08:48so I thought...
08:49Yeah.
08:49You totally may.
08:50Okay.
08:50I'm using proper grammar to...
08:52Bye.
08:55Uh, Sue.
09:05I'm using Instagram.
09:10Um,
09:11I'm using Instagram.
09:12I'm working with Facebook.
09:12I know YouTube.
09:13I'm losing Instagram.
09:13Yeah, who's running Instagram.
09:14I'm using Instagram.
09:14It's a song you're up to me from the Instagram.
09:15I'm using Instagram.
09:16I'm using Instagram, WhatsApp.
09:16I'm making Instagram information.
09:18I'm using Instagrams.
09:19you're not worried about breaking your routine
09:25uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
09:29turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a
09:36spree killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time
09:42but isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three
09:46but over a period of time not all at once
09:49how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
10:00not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
10:10say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
10:14possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
10:21okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah yeah all of
10:30that but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the
10:34playoffs oh okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i
10:39expect you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the
10:44whole stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
10:48um do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taken so i mean uh if if if you
11:10want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
11:19you sure i'm sure
11:24these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're
11:33you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with
11:41a girl and he's oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded
11:50at you no there's no proof of that wait for fuck's sake
12:10good job i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't play
12:19at home every night right it's better for you huh go yourself frozen off all right it's more fun if
12:26you're there
12:37hope next time we play you decide to show up
12:42cheap true
12:43starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
12:53you fucking heard me honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you really
12:58don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter a fittingly
13:04brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the out of the shade all over the river fly
13:09anybody can tap some grievances there i'm gonna hit the sack yeah here you go handsome
13:15all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
13:20yeah yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you it's only nice
13:25you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle kiddo you know you can get that uh scholarship anyway so
13:33please no jinx to me oh wait no way good night night dad love you love you back
13:44what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my
13:54my black suit and i have to leave so so soon okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet
13:59so why are you freaking out thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the
14:05money and i can't this job yes and i get it but you're not gonna it up because
14:10you're amazing and it's gonna be great i love you yeah you too yes buddy
14:16i'm so sorry save it
14:31i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
14:38new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
14:43it's uh it's really okay so sorry again oh bunny
14:49babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete
14:53fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever
14:57it is you're into art sean please don't fire me no one is firing you just calm down
15:04and get your together okay okay i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale
15:13exhale exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
15:18hey
15:35hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was
15:41standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're just a normal
15:45hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate this food
15:50well full disclosure i hate serving it
15:55i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
15:59yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you
16:07have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you uh wow
16:16um yeah yeah okay yeah yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's
16:23open late and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done not even a little
16:40okay
16:54um that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right
17:06it we also don't actually have to do this how would you feel about where we are
17:23oh my god
17:35oh my god
17:48wow
17:54i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
18:03do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
18:19wow
18:41wow you are so beautiful
18:46I can't believe you're doing it to me.
18:54I'm so into you.
18:56So into you.
18:58I guess I'm thinking about you.
19:16Oh, my God.
19:26What are you doing?
19:43I didn't want to wake you.
19:44And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
19:53Can you stay?
20:00Yeah.
20:03Then stay, please.
20:14Did I wake you?
20:43Oh.
20:44Okay.
20:44I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your
20:48fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
20:49I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
20:54You were very organized.
20:55And I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have your game, that you'd probably
20:59still want you.
21:00Can I fuck you?
21:12I don't know.
21:13I don't know.
21:14Absolutely.
21:15I don't know.
21:16I don't know.
21:17I don't know.
21:18I don't know.
21:19I don't know.
21:20I don't know.
21:20So I should probably go.
21:34Hmm.
21:38Um, what if you didn't...
21:42Go?
21:44Like ever?
21:46Fuck.
21:47Fuck. All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
21:56Um...
21:58I'm, um...
22:01I'm gonna say a bunch of things, okay?
22:04And...
22:05I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
22:09Is it okay? Can I be too intense?
22:13Yeah.
22:16Yeah, I, um...
22:19I never do this.
22:23Never brought anyone back here. Like ever.
22:27Um...
22:28Yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
22:31Yeah, I, I get that.
22:38And I can't, um...
22:40Come out, like...
22:45Not, not right now.
22:48Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
22:52And so I just thought I would, um...
22:55I don't know.
22:57Wait, I guess.
22:59Yeah.
23:00Wait till...
23:01Hockey was over, and...
23:03And maybe I could fade away better.
23:07But, uh, yeah.
23:09You, it's just, uh...
23:11I want you so bad.
23:24So bad.
23:27And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
23:31Like, I, I know I'm fucked up. I get it. I'm, I'm not pretending. I'm not.
23:37But I really, really like you.
23:42And I want you to stay.
23:45So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
23:50I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
23:53And I, uh, want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
24:00I, um...
24:02I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
24:09Is, uh, is that too much?
24:14You can say it if it is, uh...
24:18Do you say something, though?
24:20I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
24:47And...
24:52I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
24:55Really?
24:57Yeah, really.
24:58Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
25:06Hey.
25:08Hey.
25:09How much practice?
25:17I don't know.
25:18Like, uh, a few days ago?
25:19Yes, I sent in the applications.
25:21Very aggressive.
25:22Yes, and even to be you.
25:23And yes, I know we hate Boston.
25:26With Elena, Dad. I'm staying with Elena.
25:29So I don't have to schlep to work. I get to sleep in an extra hour.
25:33Fuck yes!
25:35Nothing, Dad, now. I'm just watching the game.
25:37Okay.
25:38Yes, with Elena. Oh, my God.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:50Where has she even been?
25:52Oh, please. I saw you three days ago.
25:54Single since forever.
25:56Overworked like she has two wicked stepfuses.
25:58Then she gets a man and vanishes.
26:00What a cliche.
26:01I don't have a man.
26:02Hey, kid.
26:03Keep your boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
26:05Kyle.
26:06Oh, my God. Guys, he's a customer.
26:07He's not my boyfriend.
26:08Oh!
26:09I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
26:10Oh.
26:11Oh.
26:12Oh.
26:13Oh.
26:14Oh.
26:15Oh.
26:21Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:25Oh.
26:26Oh.
26:27Oh.
26:28Oh.
26:29Oh.
26:31Morning, Scott.
26:32Morning, kid.
26:33The usual, please.
26:34Yeah.
26:37Extra banana.
26:42I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without these on my road trip.
26:44I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
26:46Not like these, they don't.
26:51Do you really think this is a secret?
26:53What's a secret?
26:55Nothing's happening.
26:56He's just flirting with me or whatever.
26:58He's straight.
27:00I think.
27:01Girl.
27:10There's pasta salad in the fridge.
27:11Chicken, no feta.
27:13Oh, yeah?
27:14Where?
27:15For me.
27:16I made it.
27:20You dead?
27:21I'm not just a pretty face.
27:22Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
27:23What's that?
27:24It's an artist I love.
27:25He has a new shot.
27:26Oh, cool.
27:27Mm-hmm.
27:28I should buy some art.
27:29What?
27:30Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
27:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
27:32You're also a very, very hot body.
27:33Oh, my God.
27:34You don't have to do this.
27:35You don't have to do this.
27:36That's cool.
27:37You don't have to do this.
27:38I should buy some art.
27:39I should buy some art.
27:40What?
27:41Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
27:43No, no, no, no.
27:44You're also a very, very hot body.
27:47I should buy some art.
27:49It's a bit out of the garbage.
27:50You don't have to do this.
27:53It's not.
27:54It's not.
27:55I'm sorry.
27:56It's not.
27:57You don't have to do this.
27:58It's not.
27:59It's not.
28:00It's not.
28:01It's not.
28:02It's not.
28:03That's cool.
28:04This would look great in the living room.
28:16It would work.
28:17Not on the, um, the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
28:20I think it was...
28:21Shh.
28:24Sorry.
28:25Sorry, I just...
28:26It's okay.
28:27Um, maybe we should...
28:30Amazing, isn't it?
28:32Yeah, it's beautiful.
28:35So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
28:39Oh, I think we're...
28:40Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Excuse me.
28:47I'm sorry, he's not feeling well.
28:49No problem.
29:02I'm, uh, I'm really sorry.
29:05I thought I could do that.
29:06I really thought I could.
29:08I wanted to.
29:09I just...
29:09It's okay.
29:11No, it's not.
29:14I know it's not.
29:15Come here.
29:15Come here.
29:17Yeah.
29:36These road trips are just killing me.
29:45I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm cursed.
29:48Cursed? Like, scary old lady cursed?
29:51I know, I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
29:57Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
30:00Maybe. Probably.
30:03Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details? Like, how he blended them?
30:07Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
30:10Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
30:13What do you mean?
30:15Oh. Here.
30:20Okay.
30:22Okay, I know it's dumb, I know it's dumb, but I saw them at a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
30:34I love them.
30:35Yeah?
30:36I love them so much.
30:37Can I fuck you?
30:46Absolutely.
30:47Fuck yes.
31:05That's two times if you say it out loud
31:08It's the curse broken
31:10Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game
31:13Since last season
31:13What?
31:21Say it out loud
31:21Say what?
31:26Okay
31:26It's not
31:27It's what?
31:32Okay
31:33Here's what I know
31:34Shut up
31:35You're in love with him
31:36I'm not in love with him
31:38You are
31:39Have you at least told your dad?
31:46For how long now?
31:48A little over two months
31:50Oh baby
31:51Elena, okay
31:52You can't tell
31:53If anyone finds out that it's
31:55That it's Scott
31:56Obviously I'm not going to tell anyone
31:59But Kip
32:00He can't come out right now, okay?
32:02He really wants to
32:02It's amazing
32:05He's amazing
32:06And I've never been happier
32:08Honestly
32:10What's the plan, babe?
32:17I don't know
32:19What does your dad think?
32:22That I'm fucking some married guy, probably
32:26I kind of wish you were
32:27Just don't say that
32:29Please
32:30Just
32:30Please be happy for me
32:32I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
32:37I am going to be super well behaved for you
32:40I only care that you're handsome
32:41You bitch
32:42Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too
32:47Oh, I know
32:48And he better be ready for me
32:50I don't know
32:51I don't know
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33:17hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
33:29call them war you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
33:35appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
33:41i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
33:48well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
33:53yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
33:58me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
34:06something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
34:11okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
34:18look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too
34:25dad there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
34:30bye
34:37bye
34:46bye
34:50bye
34:52bye
34:54bye
34:55bye
34:56bye
34:58I have to say,
35:28stop it.
35:30Stop what?
35:34He's here.
35:35You need to chill out.
35:38My God.
35:40Can I have some of yours?
35:42Yeah.
35:43Thanks.
35:47Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
35:49I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
35:51Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
35:55What changed?
35:56You mean a nice girl or something?
35:58I think we just found an agreement with the team.
36:02Excuse me, gentlemen.
36:03I think I spotted an old friend.
36:05No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
36:07You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
36:10Your mom especially.
36:12She would have just been thrilled.
36:15Thanks, Tom.
36:16Thanks.
36:16Excuse me.
36:17Yeah.
36:20Hey.
36:21Okay?
36:22Yeah.
36:23Yeah.
36:23I should be used to it.
36:31I'm Kip, right?
36:34Christopher.
36:35When he's all dressed up.
36:36I'm Elena.
36:37Nice to meet you, Elena.
36:39I'm Scott.
36:39Pleasure.
36:40Scott.
36:41You look beautiful.
36:42You both do.
36:44Oh.
36:45Sorry.
36:46Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
36:53Okay.
36:53If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
36:56Yes.
36:57Of course.
36:57Great.
36:58Another beer, Scott?
36:59That'd be lovely.
37:00Are you enjoying the evening?
37:08I am.
37:09Are you?
37:11Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
37:17Tucks this perfectly.
37:19Thanks.
37:20And thanks.
37:22I mean, you didn't have to.
37:23I wanted to.
37:28Okay.
37:28Okay.
37:30Elena knows.
37:33And I'm sorry.
37:35Yeah.
37:36I kind of got that.
37:38It's okay.
37:39She's discreet, right?
37:41Yeah, totally.
37:42Totally.
37:43I just...
37:44She kind of figured it out.
37:45And I guess I had to tell someone.
37:48It's okay.
37:49Really?
37:50Very.
37:50Yeah.
37:54This is so weird.
37:57Yeah.
37:58We should leave early.
37:59As soon as I do my speech.
38:00Not before you dance with me.
38:02Pardon?
38:03I want to dance.
38:05Elena's a killer.
38:07But how could I possibly say no?
38:09So, what are your intentions with my kid?
38:17I'm serious.
38:19He's crazy about you.
38:21I'm crazy about him, too.
38:22I really am.
38:24He's also miserable.
38:27Are you miserable, too?
38:30No.
38:30I don't know.
38:33Wait.
38:34What do you mean?
38:35Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
38:37He's not.
38:38He is.
38:41Eyes on me, handsome.
38:45I'm doing my best.
38:47I...
38:47I love him.
38:48I just can't do better right now.
38:50I...
38:51I've been honest.
38:53I know.
38:54And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
38:59But it's killing him.
39:06I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
39:08I'm really not.
39:09And you seem great.
39:11But he's great, too.
39:13He deserves the best.
39:21He deserves sunshine.
39:33And so do you.
39:34It's my birthday on Sunday.
39:45I know.
39:46I've already got the key to her lined up.
39:48Surf and turf.
39:50Because we're not choosing.
39:53You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
39:55It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
39:58Mm-hmm.
39:59A couple of my friends are throwing me just, like, a little party there.
40:03It's not even really a party.
40:05It's just hanging out or whatever.
40:07Right.
40:08It's a...
40:09It's a gay bar.
40:10But it's not a club.
40:12It's just a bar.
40:13It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
40:16It's too.
40:17And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
40:21As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
40:23I mean, Maria knows.
40:24My friend Sean knows.
40:26They know that you buy smoothies from me.
40:33I can't.
40:36I can't do that.
40:40I wish I could.
40:41I want to.
40:44I want to tell everyone.
40:47I want people to know you're mine.
40:49That I love you.
40:52I love you, too.
40:54Soon, maybe.
40:55I mean, in a few years.
41:04I know.
41:05I know how it sounds.
41:07But it'll go by quickly.
41:08I promise.
41:10And then we can be normal with, like...
41:12Like other people.
41:17I read what you said in your speech tonight.
41:19And I know that they're your family.
41:24And that you feel responsible for them.
41:26And I get that, Scott.
41:27I really, really get that.
41:30But...
41:31I have a family, too.
41:35And I keep lying to them.
41:37And I don't want to.
41:41And I miss them.
41:42I miss my dad.
41:46Sorry.
41:47That's not what I meant.
41:48It's okay.
41:49I know what you meant.
41:54I'm gonna go home tonight.
41:58I need to.
42:29Thank you for coming.
42:31For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
42:36But for those of you who don't know it.
42:37But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
42:41My parents were both junior hockey coaches, and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
42:52Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
42:54Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
42:55I didn't have anybody else to help me.
43:04I had a lot of memories.
43:07It was a love of hockey and a huge hole in my heart.
43:11St. Thomas filled it with hope.
43:14The hope of a new family.
43:17Things, things weren't always easy.
43:20You know, they never are for anybody.
43:22But, in hockey, I found what I was missing.
43:27First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
43:32And I never looked back.
43:35Because I never had to.
43:39The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
43:43Hockey gave it to me.
43:48And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
43:52So, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
43:57And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
44:00It's everything that comes with it.
44:03It's a whole world.
44:04A whole life.
44:06It's, uh...
44:07It's everything.
44:29Get up.
44:30Hey, Dad.
44:32Hey, buddy.
44:32The prodigal son returned home.
44:34Look, I got, uh...
44:36Some mail here for a certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
44:39Hey, I don't want to.
44:43Hey.
44:49Hey.
44:50My boy.
44:52Come here.
44:53What's up?
44:54Oh, hey.
44:56I'm sorry.
44:58What?
44:58You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
45:01Oh.
45:04Oh.
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