Kimora Back in the Fab Lane - Season 1 Episode 02- You've Reached Your Budget of Bull----
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00:00Hi, it's me, Camoralee Simmons.
00:12Did you miss me?
00:13We're back!
00:14I brought all the kids and everything!
00:16Mom!
00:16Mom, stop!
00:17It's been almost 15 years since you last saw me and my family.
00:21It's like the Brady Bunch, but with no husband.
00:23My life is absolutely crazy.
00:25Oh!
00:25I don't want to do this!
00:27Okay, so Wolfie just turned 10 years.
00:30Yoki's in Bali.
00:31She's been there for six months.
00:33Did you know when she was going to come back?
00:35No, I don't.
00:36Ming is in Coachella partying all night.
00:39We have a photo shoot on Monday.
00:40We're drinking, like, shots of tequila.
00:42Don't you dare show up, hungover.
00:44That's it.
00:46We are back in the family.
00:48Oh, I've been talking about you.
01:01What are you doing?
01:02Oh, they're coming up!
01:03Wait, why?
01:06Are you-
01:07You guys do not need to be in the car having all this kind of laughter and fun.
01:11This is why they don't let kids drive.
01:13You guys need to slow down.
01:14Who's driving?
01:15Who's this dude?
01:16He's going 40 miles an hour.
01:17Oh.
01:17Y'all stay up, though.
01:18Y'all stay up, though.
01:19Okay, you stay up, too.
01:20Who?
01:21Stay up?
01:21All right, so-
01:22Stay down?
01:22Trim.
01:23What?
01:23No-
01:23Trim.
01:25Tell him he's trying.
01:26You're Trim.
01:27What the heck is Trim?
01:32What is Trim?
01:33What's Trim?
01:34Let me see if I can call Jaden.
01:38Your call has been for-
01:39Jaden!
01:40The person you're trying-
01:41Okay, hold on, hold on.
01:43Gary, I feel like, will answer.
01:47Oh, my gosh!
01:49We don't know.
01:50I'm going to have to guess.
01:51Trim must be, like, I don't know, cool.
01:54Like, fit.
01:55Fit and trim?
01:56What?
01:57Oh!
02:00Every phone bill I'm paying is getting cut tonight.
02:10Good day, Mom.
02:13No, what?
02:14Why are you walking in here like the three musketeers?
02:16I'm their lawyer.
02:17I feel like there's a conversation that needs to be had.
02:20I'm going to get a tingle, a little sweat tingle.
02:21Here, right here.
02:23That means y'all are up to some bull-
02:24If I see three kids walking in together, yeah, it's a setup.
02:28It's a farce.
02:29Something has crashed.
02:30Something is broken.
02:31Someone is bleeding.
02:32We're getting straight to business.
02:34Okay, what's the business?
02:36Wait, hold on.
02:37So, since you last saw me, it's like I went from a girl-mom household to a boy-mom household.
02:43And Kenzo's, like, the leader of the pack.
02:45He was born on the show.
02:48Congratulations.
02:49Congratulations.
02:50Congratulations, gentlemen.
02:52And here he is now, 15, seven feet tall.
02:56Kenzo's the diplomatic one.
02:57So, like, I think everybody goes to him.
03:00He has a little way about him, huh?
03:02Casanova.
03:03I think it's time that you take us, you know, to get our tattoos.
03:07Indeed.
03:08It's time to get tatted.
03:09I think so, too.
03:10Gary, you never have nothing to say.
03:12I know you feel that in your chest.
03:13I have something to say right now, man.
03:15We call Gary the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air because I adopted Gary from Jamaica when he was eight.
03:20Gary's, like, very serious, and you can, like, kind of see what he's thinking on his face.
03:24He is definitely, like, the strong, silent type.
03:29It's like our little Sweet 16 type thing, you know?
03:31Responsible young men.
03:32Sweet 16, like...
03:32Look at these responsible young men you have around you.
03:35Jayden, you don't even have a tattoo.
03:37But that's why I'm worried.
03:38Right.
03:39Jayden is, like, my bonus son.
03:42Kenzo and Gary went to school with Jayden when they were younger.
03:46There wasn't a lot of kids of color there.
03:48And the boys gravitated towards one another.
03:51And he's never left us.
03:52Jayden lives at the house with us, goes on vacations with us.
03:56He's, like, another one of my kids.
03:58He's the older one.
03:59He's already graduated.
04:00He can drive.
04:01So the other kids love that.
04:02Nobody's getting any tattoos.
04:04What if you get ink poisoning?
04:06What if you have a reaction?
04:07What if you have some kind of systemic inflammation from the ink?
04:11You think you're grown all of a sudden?
04:12The truth of the matter is they're babies to me.
04:15Their little skin is so cute and just so chocolatey.
04:18You don't need it.
04:19Maybe we'll start with them.
04:20How about that?
04:21How you feel about that?
04:22Earrings.
04:22Earrings?
04:23Yeah.
04:23I'm not going to get one earring.
04:25Piercings?
04:26What are you piercing?
04:27What else are we piercing?
04:28You might want to pierce your nipple.
04:29I don't know.
04:29Oh.
04:29We don't know what you guys are asking.
04:32Nobody's just the ears.
04:34When I was younger, if you were a guy and you had two earrings, they say that you batted
04:37for the other team.
04:38We don't know the teams.
04:39We don't know what the boys are doing.
04:40We don't know.
04:41No, we know the teams.
04:42We know the teams.
04:43No, we don't know the teams.
04:44You never really know the teams.
04:48You guys are asking for a lot.
04:49I don't know about this.
04:50We're older, you know, we're about to be 16.
04:52You don't have to do everything at once.
04:54You guys can take your time.
04:55You don't have to rush.
04:56Part of being a parent is letting you all know that I have done things maybe that nowadays
05:01I wish I could undo.
05:03Sometimes in life, you have to let young men make their own mistakes for themselves and
05:08learn on their own.
05:10It's sad for me.
05:11I think it probably means that you're growing up.
05:13You always want your kids to make their way in the world, but we've been through so much
05:17together.
05:18It's been just us for so long.
05:20It's just kind of bittersweet.
05:22It's a big step.
05:23Okay, but it's still a step.
05:24Okay, I want to think about it.
05:25I still don't think you need to move so fast.
05:35Coach Halit is a three-day festival in the desert where we go to parties.
05:39We go to listen to music and be with friends, and there's illicit things.
05:47I go to Coachella to have fun.
05:57She didn't get home until the time for the shoot.
05:59What in the heck?
06:01Never have I ever.
06:03Where am I going?
06:03You're in my seat.
06:04No, girl, don't play with me.
06:06Mom, just sit here.
06:07Ming and I are shooting People Magazine's Most Beautiful People edition.
06:11Ming came home from Coachella when the sun was coming up, and by then it was time to get
06:16in the car.
06:17So she's just kind of hunk over, over hunk.
06:21Please don't talk to me.
06:22Having a photo shoot on the Monday after Coachella is a problem because nobody comes
06:27home from Coachella until, like, Monday afternoon.
06:30I would normally still be incapacitated.
06:32What are these bands on your arm?
06:34I said I need scissors, and no one gave me any scissors.
06:36I'm sure you had drinks at all those wristband places.
06:39Um...
06:39That's crazy.
06:40I don't drink.
06:41I don't do all those drugs.
06:43No, ma'am.
06:44I'm high on life.
06:45I always tell Mingi, I want her to be careful.
06:48We should keep the, um, alcohol and the substances, if there are any.
06:53To a minimum.
06:54Why are you guys laughing?
06:55We have substances from Amsterdam.
06:56Oh.
06:57Ming!
06:58But she's an adult.
07:00We're adulting.
07:02Mom, get your cup.
07:03Who are you talking to like that?
07:05I don't want to have to fight her on camera.
07:06I can do it.
07:07Mom, can you get me these sunglasses in brown?
07:09No.
07:10You shop too much and you party too much, get your butt in there.
07:13I'm gonna order that.
07:14No, you will not order the main.
07:15You are way over your budget of bulls**t.
07:18You go in there and you do a nice job and we'll discuss you getting some glasses, ma'am.
07:22Oh, my God.
07:22Yes, ma'am.
07:24Coming up.
07:25You can do it.
07:26You can do it.
07:26Yeah, close your eyes.
07:27No, ma'am.
07:28My clothes and the eyes and just swallowing it days are over.
07:32That was a little spicy.
07:34Here she is doing hair and makeup, getting her IV drip.
07:36I don't even get an IV, but I bet I paid that bill.
07:38Hi.
07:44Thanks for having us.
07:45People, thank you for having us.
07:47Hi.
07:47Ms. Janine is going to be doing the interview today.
07:50How are you?
07:50Nice to you.
07:51I'll be doing the interview.
07:51I'll elbow you.
07:52Nice to see you.
07:52I feel like you guys are fresh out the desert.
07:54Yeah.
07:54No, ma'am.
07:55I wanted to say I apologize for being late, but it wasn't me.
07:58It wasn't me.
07:59People Magazine approached me to be a part of the most beautiful people issue with Mingi.
08:07I wish I could have done it with Aoki too, but she's in Bali.
08:10And glam, everything's going to be back to you.
08:12Yep.
08:12Okay, perfect.
08:14I really, really want a cheeseburger.
08:16I have looked at People Magazine since I was little.
08:18To be going to a shoot for People Magazine's Most Beautiful People of the World, I'm showing
08:23up.
08:23I'm going to be there.
08:24I'm on time.
08:25I'm doing what I have to do.
08:26Little Miss Drunky Boat, she doesn't know people, but she knows from people.
08:29She says, we're all people.
08:30We're all here.
08:31This generation, they know YouTube.
08:37Okay, it's 321.
08:39I'm almost done.
08:45You guys, it is 330.
08:48It's enough with the time.
08:49We're obviously working as fast as we can.
08:51No, no, you'll have to leave at four o'clock.
08:53You have to get up out of that chair.
08:54So do what you need to do.
08:55I'm closer to being done than you are, I'm pretty sure.
08:57I'm going to get up and go at four o'clock.
08:58I'm going to be on set.
08:59I come from the days of the super, super models.
09:04I won't say any names, but I've seen them roll up in any kind of a condition.
09:08That's fine.
09:08You deserve that.
09:09Ming is a younger model.
09:11You have to be professional.
09:13That was a little spicy.
09:14Here she is doing hair and makeup, getting her IV drip.
09:16I don't even get an IV, but I bet I paid that bill.
09:19Okay, let's go.
09:20342.
09:21Mom.
09:22It's so important for me to drill professionalism into my daughters because it's one of the things
09:28that will get you far.
09:29You're stressing me out.
09:30Ming, come on.
09:31It's one picture.
09:32Get the hell up out of your chair.
09:34Let's go.
09:35You know what?
09:35No.
09:35I won't be bullied this way.
09:36I want to look pretty for my picture.
09:38Ming, then you should have got your ass out of Coachella.
09:39You're not even done either.
09:40I was like, what are you talking about?
09:41But I'm going to be done and you're not.
09:42You're a little brat.
09:46Okay, let's go.
09:50We're on set.
09:51Come on, on this side.
09:53Let's go.
09:53I'm coming out right now.
09:55She's in IV.
09:56This is a hot mess right now.
09:59My kids are driving me crazy.
10:02Ming, she's grown, but she got an IV on set.
10:05And then the boys want tattoos and earrings.
10:08Yoki's literally chasing waterfalls.
10:10And then you have Wolfie.
10:11What do you need?
10:12I'm having grapes and crabs.
10:13No, you need, like, veggies.
10:15My kids, they're growing up.
10:17Sometimes, as a mom, you have to just, like, let go.
10:20It's hard for me.
10:21Okay, let's go.
10:23How are we looking?
10:30Ming!
10:31Oh, my goodness.
10:33Did you make this tight at the bottom?
10:35I don't recall it being this tight.
10:36I made it tighter, the whole thing.
10:39Oh, even though she drives me absolutely crazy, I can't be mad at Ming.
10:43I like your shoes.
10:44Did you give these to me?
10:45Today, Ming is wearing something I had worn.
10:48It's Dolce & Gabbana.
10:49It's a very classic piece I've had literally since I was 20.
10:53And I'm wearing something she had worn.
10:55It's definitely not my mom's style at all.
10:56She likes to wear something sparkly and loud.
10:59But I wear a black long-sleeved dress everywhere.
11:01That's great.
11:02Mingy's been wearing my clothes since she was little.
11:05Can you guys walk in high heels?
11:06Very good, Ming.
11:08I'm so proud of you.
11:09But now she's, like, breathtaking.
11:11That's nice.
11:12Sorry the camera's so quiet.
11:14Yeah, we don't know.
11:15Can you make the noise, like, verbally?
11:18My mom is definitely a momager.
11:25I value her advice and opinion a lot.
11:28She has a lot of knowledge.
11:29She's very wise.
11:30And she's been here before.
11:31Perfect.
11:32Stunning.
11:33Athena the J.
11:34I think she just wants to be professional.
11:36Because adults have things to do, I guess.
11:39You have to do stuff.
11:40That's not always fun.
11:43Look at this.
11:44Look what you came on set with, track marks.
11:46Minga.
11:46I saw another company online that makes varsity jackets and they're cropped.
12:15Hello?
12:17Did you hang up on me?
12:19Not yet.
12:20Oh.
12:21It's a company that makes it.
12:22I don't know who.
12:23And so you can call them, okay?
12:25Yeah.
12:26Hi.
12:27Why do you know if there's a car in front of a gate and I hit it?
12:31I didn't hit the gate.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33Did somebody's car get hit?
12:35People shouldn't be parking for a gate to open out.
12:37What the heck?
12:39How is this my fault?
12:41How was I supposed to know?
12:43Oh, my God.
12:45Hurry.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:49Ah!
12:51You're going to look ahead.
12:56Okay, try now.
12:57This is not my fault.
12:59It is your fault.
12:59You can't dry.
13:01You can't dry.
13:02Never a dull moment.
13:03What is that?
13:10That's the fondue.
13:11Oh, okay.
13:12You've got your spices here.
13:13Okay, all right.
13:15Some chopsticks.
13:16Excuse me.
13:17I need you to pray before you eat the food.
13:28Amen?
13:29Amen.
13:29Okay.
13:31Wanda is my best friend.
13:33She's my children's godmother and we've been friends for decades.
13:38I don't know exactly how we've been.
13:39I feel like we were like conjoined twins that were separated at birth.
13:43So before I had kids or before I had dogs and before I had dog ass, I had Wanda.
13:50Okay, so we've got some oysters.
13:51Okay, okay.
13:52Let me make room.
13:54That's good.
13:55Mm-hmm.
13:56When my kids were little, when Wanda would come over to visit them, my kids would like
14:00hide her keys so she couldn't go home.
14:02After COVID, she moved into my house because we've never gotten to have Wanda as much as
14:08we like.
14:08And now it's giving a Golden Girls kind of vibe.
14:12They say that's an aphrodisiac.
14:14It is.
14:18How would you describe your sex life these days?
14:21You can do it.
14:22You can do it.
14:23Just close your eyes.
14:24I won't.
14:24Just go wide open.
14:26No, ma'am.
14:28This is where you should put the crickets.
14:30That's where you should do that.
14:32You got to close your eyes.
14:32No, ma'am.
14:33My closing the eyes and just swallowing it days are over.
14:39So the boys came to me to have a talk.
14:43Okay.
14:43Did you say they could have a tattoo?
14:45No, they shouldn't have a tattoo.
14:47I agree.
14:48Eventually, I had to say no.
14:49Just say no flat out.
14:50Okay.
14:50And then they shifted the conversation to a double piercing.
14:55I'm glad that you've been having a conversation with you.
14:58That's the most important thing.
14:59These teenagers, they be doing their own thing.
15:01They got their own agenda.
15:03They're having a conversation because they're broke.
15:05Well, that's another thing.
15:07How about just no?
15:08Well, no is not going to be the answer, friend.
15:11We're in that age.
15:12We're trying new things.
15:14We're trying our mom.
15:15As a single mom, I'm the good cop and the bad cop.
15:18It's a little fear that you instill in them so that they don't what?
15:21They don't cross you.
15:23You take them.
15:26That's the only way.
15:28Okay, I'll go along with it.
15:29I'll take them.
15:30All right.
15:30It feels like watching them grow up so fast.
15:32It's so sad.
15:33Not sad.
15:34It's good, but like sad.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Like back in the day, parenting was so easy because the kids were younger.
15:41Things have changed.
15:42Come on.
15:43If you want tattoos and earrings, you are not so innocent.
15:46And so this is like the beginning of their not so innocent stage.
15:49It's not easy.
15:51So I'm grateful to have wanted to support.
15:54Girlfriends.
15:55Eight.
15:55Yeah.
15:56That's coming up next.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:58I got it.
15:58It came up.
15:58Oh my goodness.
16:04Next thing.
16:04Drive is licensed.
16:08I'm sorry.
16:08It's happening.
16:11Wanda.
16:13Coming up.
16:14I don't like needles.
16:15That's the thing.
16:16You guys, I can't take it.
16:17Why aren't you answering the phone?
16:18I love you, mom.
16:19Oh my God.
16:20Wait.
16:20Aoki Lee, exclamation point.
16:22Don't hang up on your mom that fast.
16:24Exclamation point.
16:34It's like another world.
16:37Where is Aoki?
16:38As a mother, as a parent, I'm growing a lot.
16:41I give my kids freedom.
16:42I think I'm more relaxed parenting.
16:45But when it comes to Aoki, she's halfway around the world.
16:47She's in Indonesia.
16:49So I just need to know she's safe and she's okay.
16:51She's an adult.
16:52She's grown.
16:52She can do what the hell she wants.
16:54Just call your mother.
16:56Hi, mom.
16:57Oh my gosh.
16:59Why aren't you answering the phone?
17:01I'm so sorry.
17:02I'm on the beach.
17:03How are you?
17:04I'm good.
17:05We miss you.
17:06Do you miss us?
17:07I miss you guys so much.
17:08But you've been gone like forever.
17:11No, I haven't.
17:13I mean a little bit, Yoki.
17:14It's like, yeah, a little bit.
17:15When are you coming back to see us?
17:17I'm coming home soon.
17:18When?
17:19Ouch.
17:20Oh my God.
17:21What is it?
17:22Oh!
17:23Ah!
17:24What is it?
17:25Oh my God, it squeaks.
17:27No, free me.
17:28Free me today.
17:29I love you, mom.
17:31Oh my God.
17:32Wait.
17:33Oh, God.
17:34Don't hang up on me.
17:36Aoki Lee, exclamation point.
17:38Don't hang up on your mom that fast, exclamation point.
17:41Aoki, I see you're in trouble.
17:43She better get home right now or that's her ass and her inheritance.
17:53Why are we here?
17:54I'm going to cry.
17:55Hey, my makeup get dang it.
17:57Oh!
17:58How does it feel to do like the one that you did?
18:00This hurts.
18:01Facer, really?
18:02It hurt my mom the most, so she cried.
18:06Okay, because I love them.
18:07I kind of gave in to the earrings only.
18:09I feel like they started with the tattoo to get to the earring.
18:12Like the goal was always the earring.
18:14You think so?
18:15You think the goal was the earring?
18:17All right, I'm going to go get all this sterilized real quick, okay?
18:19Give me the cue.
18:20Yeah.
18:22Do you think I've been had?
18:24Might as well just get a tattoo too, you know?
18:26Absolutely not.
18:27Like, look, the mom went right here.
18:28You know, I think that looks really good.
18:30I think it's still a no.
18:34Look at me.
18:35I'm horrified.
18:37That's cool.
18:38Are you guys sure you don't have to do all this?
18:40I'm nervous.
18:40I'm nervous.
18:43Me too.
18:43Me and you.
18:44All right.
18:47All right, all right, all right.
18:50Do you want me to record all this?
18:53Oh, I'm nervous.
18:54I'm not going to lie.
18:55I get nervous when I get pierced too.
18:57It's normal.
18:58The brain protecting the body.
19:00I don't like needles.
19:01That's the thing.
19:03Big deep breath.
19:04All the way in, all the way out.
19:06See?
19:06Nothing.
19:07It's in.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:10He's looking trim.
19:15Oh, my God.
19:16I can't take it, you guys.
19:17I can't take it.
19:20That's such a coming-of-age thing.
19:22It's like you're going from a little boy
19:24to a young man.
19:26I was so hard.
19:27Kenzo, did it hurt?
19:28Did it hurt?
19:29No, I'm good.
19:30Okay.
19:31I was cool, man.
19:33That's crazy, Kenzo.
19:34You're the first one.
19:36It reminded me of when Ming and Aoki
19:38got their hair blown out for the first time.
19:40That's a mess.
19:42She's going to be trying to get married next time.
19:46I don't think...
19:48I don't think we're...
19:49Oh, my God.
19:52I made it, but I had my tissue,
19:54and it was wet.
19:56Okay, who's next?
19:57I'm living a lie, ain't living a lie.
20:00My spirits are right here.
20:01The heels on the five.
20:02The still is a high.
20:04Gary?
20:04Are you scared?
20:10Gary!
20:10She's taking it worse than you, bro.
20:12Are you okay?
20:13To see them, like, being such big people,
20:16it's just a lot for me.
20:17You guys think you're cute,
20:18and you kind of are,
20:19but I don't want to say that.
20:21Gary!
20:21Oh, my God.
20:23Oh, Gary!
20:24God knows I have a lot going on,
20:27and so I think he just gives me
20:29good in some areas
20:30and challenges in other areas,
20:32but not when it really comes to my kids.
20:33They've really never done anything too bad.
20:36One, two, three, go cheese!
20:38Wait, wait, wait.
20:38Can I get one with me?
20:39Yeah, yeah.
20:40But also, I do think I'm evolving as a parent.
20:43I try to be a little bit more understanding.
20:45I try to have patience.
20:47So I feel like I've done pretty good.
20:50I love you guys.
20:51This was a lot for me.
20:52Thank you, Mom.
20:52We love you so much.
20:53Ryan, thank you.
20:53This was really easy.
20:55I love you.
20:58On the next,
20:59Kimora back in the chat lane.
21:00Oh, no!
21:02What are your cousins eating?
21:03My cat!
21:04She got pulled over.
21:05I did, in New Jersey,
21:06but that's bull****.
21:07Did you or not have weed in your car?
21:09Okay, so wait.
21:11Hold on.
21:11Wait, hold on.
21:12Absolutely not.
21:23Mom!
21:23Mom!
21:24Mom!
21:24Mom!
21:25Come on!
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