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00:00Now, I don't want you to feel bad. You did very well. The problem is, you don't know how to set
00:11boundaries. And until you figure that out, I don't know what to tell you. Excuse me.
00:19It's all about the boundaries. Every important relationship. I'm so sorry.
00:24Oh, my God. What? What? What are you doing? I'm busy. What do you want? Come over. I can't. Why not? Because I'm working, Angela. Boo. Come on. I need you. Uh-uh. Do not move. Do not move. You do realize there are other people in this world besides you. You know, I have a life. Oh, nice. Real mature.
00:52Fine. I'll call someone else. I'm sure the police would be happy to hear from me.
00:57You wouldn't dare. I've got my special phone on speed dial. God damn it.
01:06Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Women, you know?
01:22You know?
01:35You know what?
01:39You know?
01:41You know that message?
01:44You know what?
01:46You know?
01:46You know what?
01:47Okay.
02:11Boundaries.
02:14It's just boundaries.
02:17Boundaries.
02:22You got this.
02:29I told you to lock the gate.
02:33All right, good.
02:37It's still there, good.
02:41Angela?
02:46Angela?
02:47Are you kidding me?
02:56Angela?
02:57How many times do I have to tell you?
02:59You got to lock the doors and the gate.
03:02It's not safe.
03:03I don't know what kind of person could just come walking right in here.
03:07Oh, sure.
03:11Okay.
03:12Everything's a game.
03:14Yep.
03:14Okay.
03:19Okay, that's enough.
03:20I can't believe it.
03:21You came.
03:22Don't tickle me.
03:23Stop.
03:24Don't tickle you.
03:26Angela.
03:27Get off of me.
03:28Jesus, Angela.
03:36You came.
03:38Of course I came.
03:39You keep blackmailing me and I keep coming.
03:43I could just kill you, you know.
03:45I know.
03:47But you're not going to.
03:48Oh, yeah?
03:50Why is that?
03:52Because you're obsessed with me.
03:57Juice is ready.
04:14You want a little juice?
04:15No.
04:16Come on, just try something.
04:18I'm not drinking right now.
04:19Oh, my God.
04:19You're so not fun anymore.
04:23Why do you need three blenders?
04:25What is this?
04:28Why do you care?
04:29Because it's my money and we have an understanding.
04:32I will cover your basic needs.
04:34Why am I kept, woman?
04:36So I'm just needing some things.
04:39Yeah, but three blenders?
04:40This is ridiculous.
04:40Hey, hey.
04:41I want you to meet Ronaldo.
04:44Ronaldo, he makes most special drinks.
04:47Okay?
04:47And this handsome man is Salvador.
04:51And Salvador came with a beautiful water bottle
04:54named Eleanor.
04:55And I really, really wanted a water bottle
04:57I couldn't get without the blender.
04:59And this one.
05:01This delicate flower.
05:05She's still a virgin.
05:08See that?
05:09And I think you know exactly why.
05:13Hmm?
05:15What are you talking about?
05:16I don't know what you're talking about.
05:19What?
05:19I don't know what you're talking about.
05:21That was...
05:23This is...
05:24This is a wedding present, you fucking asshole!
05:29Wedding?
05:30What are you talking about?
05:31My God.
05:31I'm a fucking idiot!
05:32The way you misremembered things.
05:34This is all a wedding present!
05:34No, no.
05:35You misremembered things.
05:36No, you misremembered things.
05:37No, you come up with stories.
05:38I don't come up with stories.
05:39You come up with...
05:39Angela, I'm not getting dragged into this.
05:41Why are you talking about me?
05:44You said to come, and I came.
05:46What do you need?
05:49Okay.
05:54What?
05:55Is it the toilet?
05:57No.
05:57No.
05:58Tell me what you need.
05:59If it's the toilet, there's people you can call for...
06:01I'm sorry, son.
06:02Well, what is it?
06:03Because I can't...
06:03I want you to look right in my eyes.
06:06When I tell you this, it's that I miss you.
06:10I miss you.
06:11I miss you.
06:12You're so busy these days.
06:15You're so busy with this fancy killer job of yours.
06:20And that's awesome.
06:21I'm so happy for you.
06:23And I was happy.
06:24I'm happy that I gave up all my dreams to take care of Mama.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30You are conflating things again.
06:33Well, I don't remember.
06:36I don't remember.
06:38And you don't remember, so...
06:41It's just conflating is what I have.
06:45Okay.
06:46Haven't you had enough of that?
06:48Come on.
06:49You are really drunk.
06:50Mom!
06:51I'm not drunk!
06:52I just want you to be nice!
07:00I just want you to be nice!
07:04Oh, wait.
07:05Don't do that.
07:06Okay.
07:06Don't do that.
07:07I'm sorry.
07:08I'm going to do it.
07:09Come on.
07:10Come on.
07:10Ow!
07:11Ow!
07:11Don't touch me!
07:12Okay.
07:13All right.
07:13Ow!
07:13Mm.
07:15Woo!
07:15Heh.
07:17Okay.
07:20A little sip.
07:21I told you I'm not drinking.
07:23A little tiny sip.
07:24Angela, I don't want...
07:25Just a little sip.
07:25I don't want...
07:26A little sip!
07:26Oh, fine!
07:27God!
07:27Okay, I'll take one little sip.
07:29Okay, but just a little sip.
07:31Do you want me to sip or not?
07:32Give me...
07:33You just get so crazy.
07:34Give me...
07:34Okay, go.
07:35Oh!
07:36Mm.
07:36Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:37Mm.
07:38Mm.
07:38Mm.
07:38Mm.
07:38Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:39Mm.
07:40Mm.
07:40Mm.
07:40Mm.
07:41Mm.
07:41Mm.
07:41Mm.
07:41Mm.
07:42Mm.
07:42Mm.
07:43Angela, I told you I don't have time.
07:45Oh!
07:47Oh!
07:48You don't have time.
07:51Salvador, he doesn't have time.
07:56No time for me.
07:59You're so busy.
08:02I do wonder if you have time to talk to the police.
08:09You wouldn't dare.
08:11Hmm.
08:13Okay, I've got your stupid trunks on.
08:27Come on.
08:28Let's get this over with.
08:31She'll want to jump out and scare me first.
08:36For whatever it's worth, I'm very proud of you.
08:38You're holding your boundaries.
08:40And, you know, just so you know, you can say no to her.
08:42You know, shh, shh, no is the most.
08:48Are you ready for the greatest night of your life?
08:55Why are you wearing that on your head?
08:58You are not the only one who gets cameras, okay?
09:00And this one, this one's waterproof.
09:03It's cool.
09:03What?
09:13Okay, you know what?
09:14Hurry it up, please.
09:15Will you hurry it?
09:16Okay, you know what, hurry it up please, will you hurry it?
09:24Jay, this is my scene.
09:26This is my scene.
09:27You always get to be the star.
09:29Stop interrupting me.
09:39You wanna know why is that a sport?
09:41I, no, no, I don't.
09:46Oh.
09:48Well, well, well.
09:50It looks like you remember some things, don't you?
09:57What are you doing?
10:00Nothing.
10:01Don't push me in the pool.
10:02I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
10:03No, I'm serious, because I have a camera.
10:04I have a camera.
10:05Don't push me in the pool.
10:06I have a camera.
10:07Angela, I'm serious.
10:08I'm not gonna push you in the pool.
10:09I don't, don't.
10:27My sister.
10:28Angela.
10:29Angela.
10:30Don't look at my boobs.
10:31I'm not looking.
10:32Don't look at my boobs.
10:33I'm not, I'm not looking.
10:34Don't look at my boobs.
10:35I'm not looking.
10:36Look at my boobs, you would remember that I have the most beautiful boobs.
10:45They're even prettier than mommy's.
10:47Don't you dare talk about mommy's special...
10:48You know she wasn't your mother, right?
10:50Why would you say that?
10:52My God, you can believe whatever you want.
10:54Don't say that!
10:55She was like the ninth crazy woman that you convinced was your mother, so what?
11:00So you could...
11:01Stop it, stop it, stop it!
11:03I don't care!
11:05You believe whatever you want.
11:07I do it all the time.
11:08Like with you, right?
11:10You're my brother, you're my husband.
11:12Stop!
11:13Stop it, stop!
11:22Give me my trunks, give them to me.
11:24They're not your trunks, they're my trunks, I bought them.
11:26Yeah, with my money.
11:27No, that's our money because we're a family.
11:29Give them to me.
11:30Oh, you want them?
11:31You want them?
11:32Come and get them.
11:33No, I can't do that.
11:34I can't come and get them because then the boobs are right there.
11:37Are you not ready yet?
11:39You know I'm not ready.
11:40Okay.
11:41All right.
11:42I tell you, you can have these back, okay?
11:46But you, you have to do three laps around this pool yelling, I love Angela and her boobies
11:54more than mommy's.
11:56You know, I could just kill you right now.
11:58I could just strangle the life out of your face.
12:00I've seen you naked.
12:01You have not seen you naked.
12:03I've seen you naked so many times.
12:05We used to play doctor.
12:07We never played doctor.
12:09You are cool.
12:10We played doctor.
12:11Oh, I used to sneak into your room and you would give me catch-ups.
12:15Ketch-ups?
12:16Here's the follow-up appointments, you fucking idiot.
12:20And you, oh, you're so cute.
12:25Take your little thermometer and put it in.
12:28Okay, I'll do the laps.
12:29I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy.
12:32For the last lap, you gotta sing it.
12:34I'm not singing.
12:35You gotta sing it.
12:36I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy's.
12:38Sing it.
12:39I love Angela and her boobies more than mommy's.
12:41Finish strong.
12:42Okay, okay, I finished strong.
12:43Now, can I have my trunk split?
12:44You know, on the sofa, I want you to do two more laps.
12:45Two more?
12:46You better put that fish and pull away or you're gonna catch a mermaid.
12:49You know, on the sofa, I want you to do two more laps.
12:52Two more?
12:55You better put that fish and pull away or you're gonna catch a mermaid!
13:08You know, I forgot how much I love swimming.
13:10It's just what-
13:14Is that the special wedding blender?
13:16Well, yes, it's a very special night.
13:19I thought it was a perfect night for her to pop her cherry.
13:23So, to us...
13:27But that's not all.
13:28That's not all.
13:29There's another thing.
13:30Angela, that's too much.
13:32No, no, no.
13:33It's not too much.
13:34You just sit there.
13:35Don't move.
13:36Don't move.
13:37Don't move.
13:38Okay.
13:39Look.
13:49You remember?
13:53Kinda.
13:55It's our first movie.
13:58We started it together.
14:00Wait, when?
14:01Well, in high school, you remember?
14:03We went to Major Video and we rented Lone Star by John Sayles and Night Eyes starring Tanya Roberts.
14:11Both low-budget masterpieces.
14:13One a very dubious incestual sexual relationship and another...
14:19A late-night Skinamax masterclass in sexual tension featuring surveillance as a metaphor for control, desire, and obsession.
14:30You said we should make a film combining both of those elephants.
14:35Surveillance and incest!
14:38I remember!
14:39Yes!
14:40Yes!
14:41And we wrote the script together.
14:42Do you remember that?
14:43It was about a woman who was on house arrest and her captor who put surveillance cameras all around her house.
14:58Because he did not want her to get out, but he didn't want anyone else to get in.
15:05Because if he couldn't have her, no one could, and do you know why?
15:11Because he was obsessed with her.
15:14Yes!
15:15Yes!
15:16Yes!
15:17Yes!
15:18Yes!
15:19Yes!
15:20Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard in your whole life?
15:23So you say you wanna take a little stroll down memory lane?
15:26I think we should.
15:28Okay.
15:30Here we go.
15:31You're gonna love this.
15:32It's amazing.
15:33Okay.
15:35I'm so excited.
15:37Okay.
15:43Just wait for a second.
15:49So it is, it's a...
15:53Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:02Let me stop.
16:03It's the only starring role I've ever had in my whole life.
16:07Oh, God.
16:08I can fix it.
16:09You can't fix this.
16:10It's ruined.
16:12It's ruined.
16:12The whole thing is ruined.
16:14Okay, maybe it is ruined.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17I'm so sorry.
16:18What can I do?
16:18I think you should drink so much.
16:21You want me to have a sippy?
16:23Okay.
16:24Oh, God.
16:26Okay, what?
16:27More?
16:28More?
16:28Okay, okay.
16:30Oh, God.
16:31What else can I do?
16:34What else?
16:36Okay.
16:37Well, I mean, I was just thinking, you know, because it's ruined and all, there's one more
16:48thing you could maybe do, but I don't know.
16:51I don't think I could ever ask them.
16:53No, it's okay.
16:54What?
16:54You're so busy.
16:56I'm not that busy.
16:57You're so busy, but...
16:59I think we remake this movie tonight.
17:05Hello?
17:14Hello?
17:18Ma'am?
17:24Come in.
17:24I hear you need a handyman to put up some surveillance camps so that no one comes in
17:33and out.
17:35Well, you heard that correctly.
17:46I forgot what happens next.
17:48She seduces him.
17:50She takes his hand and she puts it on her...
17:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:54That fast?
17:55Yeah.
17:56I'm not ready for that.
17:58Why are you being so weird?
17:59We're married.
18:00Yeah, we got married in a ceremony in the backyard in high school.
18:03Yeah, so?
18:04So it's...
18:05It's...
18:06It's not done!
18:08Well, it's been done.
18:10We did it.
18:11A lot of times.
18:13You just don't remember.
18:14Come on.
18:16The cameras are rolling.
18:18Let's just...
18:20Let me help you get started.
18:22Okay?
18:24Here we go.
18:26Good.
18:28Take your hand nice and slow.
18:30I didn't tell you.
18:32Oh, yeah. Just like that.
18:34You're gonna just take your hand.
18:36Right there.
18:38Oh, no!
18:42Oh, no!
18:44Did you cream your panties?
18:46No!
18:48I think you did.
18:50I'm not wearing panties.
18:54I'm so sorry.
18:56I ruined our special night.
18:58No, no.
19:00You didn't ruin anything.
19:02There's plenty more where that came from.
19:06Huh?
19:08Well, I put some special blue pills
19:10in your drink.
19:16You drugged me?
19:18Why are you being so judgy?
19:20You drug people all the time.
19:22That's a totally different context.
19:24Stop resisting me.
19:28This is inevitable.
19:30This is our destiny.
19:40Oh, brother!
19:42What was that?
19:44Well, I was probably the handyman.
19:48You called an actual handyman?
19:50Yeah.
19:52No, I did.
19:54Because you were right.
19:56It was the toilet pool.
19:58But you said you couldn't come.
20:00Right?
20:02I just said that!
20:04I always come!
20:06Yes, you do.
20:08Yes, you do.
20:09Good boy.
20:10You always come.
20:11You come very quickly.
20:12But it's okay.
20:13I'll tell him to go away.
20:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:16Yeah.
20:17What if...
20:18Yeah.
20:19What if you didn't send him away?
20:21Okay.
20:22No, no, no.
20:23Not like that.
20:24I mean, what if, what if...
20:25What if you found yourself just a nice, regular handyman?
20:28And he could fulfill all of your needs?
20:31No!
20:32No, I don't want a nice handyman!
20:33I want you, you fucking idiot!
20:34You can't have me!
20:35We can't do this anymore!
20:36Fine!
20:37You want me to find a nice handyman who's gonna fulfill all my needs?
20:52Well, maybe I'll just do that.
20:54I'll just do that.
21:24Hi.
21:25Um...
21:26Are your toilets broken?
21:31You heard that correctly.
21:36Follow me.
21:51Okay, Mr. Handyman.
21:54Okay.
22:00Bit of a handyman myself.
22:04There's a tool for every job.
22:07There's a big house for a little lady by myself.
22:11And I'm here by myself.
22:14All the time.
22:17All alone.
22:20I'm sorry.
22:21My husband is so busy.
22:24He told me to hire a handyman to fill my needs.
22:29All of them.
22:32You want to call me, huh?
22:34Yeah.
22:36Yeah.
22:38So what do you say?
22:39Do you want a handyman?
22:40Uh, yeah, I would...
22:44Yeah, well...
22:45Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
22:49Whoa.
22:53Whoa.
22:55Whoa.
22:57Whoa.
22:59Whoa.
23:01Whoa.
23:02Oh yeah, I need still wanted me of course I still want you I just I can't have you
23:24Why? I have to go. No. No, don't you run. I'll run me. It's okay. It's okay. Yeah. Boundaries. Boundaries. Boundaries. Angela, what are you doing?
23:51You said it yourself. If you can't have me, no one can. I never said that. You said it in the movie.
24:00What is that around your neck? Is that the zapper for the ankle monitor? Where did you get that?
24:08I got it out of your pants. It's the only thing I got out of your pants tonight.
24:14Oh, wait, wait, wait. Come. Let's just calm down, Angela. Okay? Everything's okay. Let's not do anything stupid. Oh
24:23Angela. Angela. No. Angela. Angela. Wake up. Wake up. Angela. Come on. Wake up. Wake up.
24:34Oh, thank God. Thank God you're okay. Oh, sweetheart. Oh, what can I do? What can I do to make you feel better? Anything. Anything at all?
24:54Oh, my God. Oh, friend? I? Oh, my God. Oh, dear God.
25:01Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What? Oh, my God.
25:19Wow, that's crazy.
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