00:00I hope I have a really good partner to do like 90% of the work for me. I'm gonna be honest.
00:07So do you camp? No, I'm like I'm an indoor cat. I live like the most like dirty life ever. Like,
00:14I'm just full of chemicals and bad decisions. I'm in Fiji in some kind of swamp where everything
00:21looks like an outhouse a little bit. This is like the most I've ever peed in my whole life. Please,
00:26please watch the champagne. Tamara, she looks like if like an earth goddess and like Lara Croft had a
00:32baby. I think I surprise people that I'm agile for my size. Sorry, but I can't focus with pressure.
00:39I should go for the big guy. Sorry. Fine. Just stop talking. Against the other novices,
00:44I think I'm probably more intelligent. They're like toddlers and I'm like, you know,
00:48an associate professor somewhere. It's been seven days since I ordered takeout and I wonder if the
00:54delivery driver thinks I'm dead. I've never hit such a low point where I was hungry enough to eat
00:58a worm. I see you. Come out of there. I am so crying. Ew. Ew. Is it dangerous to use your knife to
01:08clean my nails or is that really ridiculous? I've never been so thirsty for champagne in my entire life.
01:13I'm definitely missing the luxuries of life. I would literally do anything for a cigarette and a shower in
01:19that order.
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