The Puffy Chair (2005) Full Movie | Romantic Comedy
The movie is a romantic comedy-drama that follows a couple's road trip to retrieve a vintage chair, exploring themes of relationships and life choices.
Cast: Mark Duplass as Josh
Rhea Butcher as Emily
Katie Aselton as Emily's Sister
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The movie is a romantic comedy-drama that follows a couple's road trip to retrieve a vintage chair, exploring themes of relationships and life choices.
Cast: Mark Duplass as Josh
Rhea Butcher as Emily
Katie Aselton as Emily's Sister
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00:00:00One, two, two, mm, there it is.
00:00:18Said, baby, whoa, whoa, whoa, there it is.
00:00:27Sorry, did I get you in the face?
00:00:31It's big, it's juicy.
00:00:33I'm sorry, come here, it's all right.
00:00:38Thank you for this wonderful dinner, by the way.
00:00:40I'm so glad you like it.
00:00:41I didn't thank you.
00:00:42It was a nice surprise.
00:00:43I'm so glad you like it.
00:00:44You can cook, Phil.
00:00:45Yeah?
00:00:46It's great chicken.
00:00:47I wanted to make sure you knew what you were leaving behind.
00:00:51I know it.
00:00:52I know what I'm leaving behind, man.
00:00:54Yeah?
00:00:55Mm-hmm.
00:00:55But do you know how much you're going to miss me?
00:00:57Yes.
00:00:58Do you?
00:00:59Yes.
00:01:00Do you really?
00:01:00So much that I'm going to die.
00:01:03Really?
00:01:04Maybe so.
00:01:04Oh, dear.
00:01:05Mm-hmm.
00:01:06You sure you don't want me to come?
00:01:09I know you have a plan, but I know that you love me, too, and I want to stay.
00:01:15I know.
00:01:16I do.
00:01:17I want to stay.
00:01:17I want to do.
00:01:18I got some things to do.
00:01:21You know, we talked about it.
00:01:23Yeah, I know.
00:01:25I think it's great, baby.
00:01:32I support you doing this trip.
00:01:34I think it's wonderful.
00:01:35I just am sad that you are going to be so freaking miserable when you go.
00:01:42Exactly.
00:01:42No, I really, I think it's great that you're going.
00:01:47I think you're going to have a good time.
00:01:51Thank you very much.
00:01:52That was very sweet.
00:01:54You're welcome.
00:01:55I love you.
00:01:56Sweetheart, I love you, too.
00:01:57I just want you to know, you're sleeping over tonight.
00:02:09Yeah?
00:02:10You know this?
00:02:12You're sleeping over.
00:02:12You want to know a secret?
00:02:13You're sleeping on my bed.
00:02:14I brought my own night sack.
00:02:17You brought your own what?
00:02:18My overnight sack.
00:02:19I thought for a second you said I brought my own nut sack, and I'm not sure.
00:02:28I brought that, too.
00:02:30You want to know a secret?
00:02:32I brought my own nut sack.
00:02:34Remember those tricks I was telling you and I've been holding out on?
00:02:37Wait, I'm sorry.
00:02:37Hold on one second.
00:02:38No, baby.
00:02:39Okay.
00:02:40No.
00:02:40Fuck.
00:02:41No.
00:02:41Dude, I've got to get it.
00:02:42It's Eric McKee.
00:02:43No.
00:02:43Seriously.
00:02:44Call it back.
00:02:45One thing for the decibel show.
00:02:47I've got to get it back.
00:02:47You can't call it back.
00:02:48Dude, what's up, motherfucker?
00:02:51How you doing?
00:02:54I'm just chilling, man.
00:02:56No, no, no, no.
00:02:57That's fine.
00:02:57I'm just...
00:02:59So, yeah, you got my message about decibel for the 16th, man.
00:03:03Like, you know, definitely kind of new for me.
00:03:07So, I mean, if you could pull off that show, it'd be fucking awesome, you know?
00:03:21No, totally, dude.
00:03:23Don't sweat it, man.
00:03:23It's a great fucking show.
00:03:25I'd take it, too.
00:03:25You know what I'm saying?
00:03:35I never dated her.
00:03:37No.
00:03:38But she's...
00:03:40I mean, she's cool, dude.
00:03:42I was friends with her for a couple of years and stuff, so...
00:03:46Yeah, sure, man.
00:03:47Totally.
00:03:47What do you want to know about her?
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Oh, I see what this is.
00:03:56You need me to email her for you and say, like, this guy is fucking awesome and put in the good works.
00:04:01He's a great booking agent and does a lot of stuff.
00:04:04All right, dude.
00:04:05Dude, I'm your man.
00:04:07Dude, I'm going to hook you up.
00:04:08You know why?
00:04:10Because you're a good guy, obviously.
00:04:13And, yeah, I mean, if you...
00:04:15What do you want me to say?
00:04:16Basically, Eric McKee, obviously, has a huge penis.
00:04:20It's just a TV.
00:04:39And, uh, I'm going to go turn it off.
00:04:45Can I call you right back?
00:04:45Okay.
00:04:46All right, let's go.
00:05:16Hey, dude, it's me.
00:05:24I guess you're not answering, so I'm going to say goodnight, but I want to talk to you.
00:05:30So I'm leaving in the morning.
00:05:33That's it.
00:05:34Goodnight.
00:06:16What are you doing?
00:06:37You have my Peter Gabriel CD.
00:06:41No, I mean, what are you doing?
00:06:43I'm picking you up for a road trip, dude.
00:06:47What?
00:06:48Get in the car.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51I love you, and I want you to come with me.
00:06:55Really?
00:06:57Yes.
00:06:59I love you, too.
00:07:01I'm coming.
00:07:02Give me five minutes.
00:07:03Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:47Come on.
00:07:52Come on.
00:08:07Come on.
00:08:17So are we going to stay with your brother tonight?
00:08:19I kind of want to make it to Virginia tonight, so we'll just hop in and say hey and just get a motel later.
00:08:26Okay.
00:08:56Is that him?
00:08:58Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:07Bone?
00:09:09Bone.
00:09:10Bone.
00:09:11Bone.
00:09:12What's up, dog?
00:09:14What are you doing in the bushes, you fucking weirdo?
00:09:19Come here, man.
00:09:20Good to see you, man.
00:09:23How are you?
00:09:24I'm good, man.
00:09:25How are you?
00:09:26Good.
00:09:27Doing good?
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:29Hey, I'm Emily.
00:09:30This is Emily.
00:09:31Nice to meet you.
00:09:32This is Rhett.
00:09:33Nice to meet you, finally.
00:09:35What are you filming?
00:09:37I'll show you.
00:09:38Yeah?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40Yeah?
00:09:41Come on.
00:09:42I got pizza, dude.
00:09:46It's beautiful, isn't it?
00:09:47It really is.
00:09:50Watch this.
00:09:51Watch him lick the leaf.
00:09:54That was cool, man.
00:09:55I thought I missed that.
00:09:56See, I was going to go down his body and then I saw that he was going to lick the water.
00:09:59I thought I missed it, but I got it.
00:10:04It looks like a dinosaur, doesn't it?
00:10:06It totally does.
00:10:14You dig it?
00:10:15Yeah, man.
00:10:16It's cool, huh?
00:10:18So, like, the shots are so clear.
00:10:23Hey, I want to thank you guys.
00:10:25I'm glad that y'all brought this pizza, you know?
00:10:28And then we get to share this.
00:10:29This is cool.
00:10:30Seriously.
00:10:31It is.
00:10:32We're happy to be here, man.
00:10:33Of course.
00:10:34You are so sweet.
00:10:35I'm so happy to meet you.
00:10:36I've heard a lot about you and this is cool, man.
00:10:39You know, Josh talks about you.
00:10:41See?
00:10:42He said you were beautiful, but I had no idea.
00:10:48Dude, you pushed the right button on that one.
00:10:54So, I thought you were coming up here with the band.
00:10:57The big news about the band is that the band is dead.
00:11:02What?
00:11:04You split it up?
00:11:05I split up the band.
00:11:07What I'm doing now is, like, booking bands.
00:11:09Oh.
00:11:10You know, where, like, basically a bunch of guys I've met while being on tour and shit like that.
00:11:16They need booking agents, and so I just, like, hook them up with shows all over the country and stuff.
00:11:20Do you like it?
00:11:23I'm digging it.
00:11:24I'm, you know, I'm getting used to it.
00:11:26You know what I'm saying?
00:11:27It's, you know.
00:11:32I know you love that fucking band.
00:11:38I don't know.
00:11:40You couldn't bear to always be away from me.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43That's what it was.
00:11:44That's it, too, man.
00:11:45Touring.
00:11:46Well, that's good, then.
00:11:47This is good for you, yeah.
00:11:48Beautiful woman.
00:11:49Great for me.
00:11:50It's better for us.
00:11:51Definitely.
00:11:52As a couple.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:54I support you.
00:11:55I support you, man.
00:11:56Thanks.
00:11:58So this is like a road trip, then?
00:11:59Is this what you, what is this?
00:12:03Remember the puffy chair when we were little?
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:07I found a replica of it on eBay, and I bought it from this dude, and Emily and I were driving in the van to pick it up.
00:12:16Okay.
00:12:17And Dad's birthday is next week, so it's a surprise present for him.
00:12:21Dude, I didn't know it was Dad's birthday. I forgot, man.
00:12:23Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12:24What is the day? The 12th?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Oh.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:30Yeah, man.
00:12:31Damn, dude, I gotta get him something, too.
00:12:35We should give him that.
00:12:36Give him a copy of the movie.
00:12:40Oh, this thing?
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42It's pretty amazing.
00:12:43It'd be interesting to see how he reacts, man.
00:12:45I think this is like a...
00:12:46You don't think he'd dig it?
00:12:47I think Mom would dig it.
00:12:49I know Mom would dig it.
00:12:50I think Dad would dig it.
00:12:52He could use it, you know?
00:12:54He could use something like that.
00:12:55I guarantee you that dude never sat in the bushes and saw something like that.
00:12:59He never took the time.
00:13:00You're right.
00:13:01He never sat in the bushes.
00:13:02He would dig it.
00:13:03And filmed Lizards.
00:13:04I'm with you, dude.
00:13:05I think it's a great idea.
00:13:06It is too.
00:13:11I don't know.
00:13:12I was actually reconsidering it.
00:13:13I think the Lizards movie is actually a great gift.
00:13:15No.
00:13:17No?
00:13:19I don't know.
00:13:20I mean, you were pretty pumped about it a while ago.
00:13:21It's definitely got some merit, I think, in there.
00:13:23No.
00:13:24Because it's dead, dude.
00:13:26I mean, that thing is dead.
00:13:27It's a tape.
00:13:28It's plastic.
00:13:29It's just this meager representation of life.
00:13:31You know what I mean?
00:13:32No, right on.
00:13:33I hear you, man.
00:13:36I think it's me.
00:13:38Hmm?
00:13:39I think it's me.
00:13:40What's you?
00:13:41I think I'm the gift.
00:13:46I think I need to reconnect with Dad, dude.
00:13:48Just like the Lizards.
00:13:49Face to face.
00:13:53For whatever it's worth, dude.
00:13:55You guys seem to be on this road trip.
00:13:58And it seems to be about you guys connecting.
00:14:01And I respect that.
00:14:02And I honor it.
00:14:04At the very same time, dude, I'd love to go with you.
00:14:07Come on, dude.
00:14:08I appreciate that, man.
00:14:10I think that's great, too, man.
00:14:12I think it's a great idea.
00:14:15And in general, I think, you know, Emily and I should talk about that.
00:14:22You know, how that affects our trip and stuff, you know?
00:14:27Hey.
00:14:44Are you mad?
00:14:48No, I'm not mad.
00:14:50Are you sure you seem mad?
00:14:52I'm disappointed.
00:14:57Are you disappointed in me, man?
00:15:02No.
00:15:04I'm disappointed in the situation.
00:15:08Me, too.
00:15:09Look.
00:15:11I want you to have some faith in me on this, dude.
00:15:13I'm gonna take care of it, all right?
00:15:16I'm gonna get us some alone time and all that stuff.
00:15:19All right?
00:15:20I got it.
00:15:21Okay.
00:15:24Okay?
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:39Hey, Emily, can you put your head down real quick for me?
00:15:42Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Just duck for a second.
00:15:46Why?
00:15:47I just, I got a plan.
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:52All right, dude.
00:15:53We're here.
00:15:54Where are we?
00:15:55We're at the motel.
00:15:56I'm gonna go get the room for us.
00:15:57And basically, you guys could, you can get up now, sorry.
00:15:59We just mostly stay out of sight.
00:16:01I'm gonna try and, uh, I'm gonna try and, uh, I'll get this for us.
00:16:02Yeah.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04Well, why are we gonna stay out of sight?
00:16:05It's just a way to get the room a little bit cheaper.
00:16:06It's just a way to get the room a little bit cheaper.
00:16:07It's like about ten bucks cheaper if it's just for one person, so.
00:16:08You...
00:16:09You want us to duck?
00:16:10You can get up now, sorry.
00:16:12We just mostly stay out of sight.
00:16:14I'm gonna try and, uh...
00:16:16I'll get this for us.
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:20Why are we gonna stay out of sight?
00:16:22It's, uh, um...
00:16:24It's just a way to get the room a little bit cheaper.
00:16:26It's, like, about ten bucks cheaper if it's just for one person, so...
00:16:29So you... you want us to duck?
00:16:31I just needed you to duck while we were passing the office.
00:16:34Now you guys are fine.
00:16:35You gonna lie to the lady?
00:16:37I'm gonna lie to her and get the motel for ten bucks cheaper, yeah.
00:16:40But you're gonna lie to her?
00:16:42Yeah, I'm gonna lie to her, yeah.
00:16:44Why should you have that money and she shouldn't?
00:16:47Because I work my ass off for it and I'm a booking agent who doesn't make shit.
00:16:51So unless you want to go pay for the room, I'm gonna go do it.
00:16:54I would pay for it for three people. I don't have any money.
00:16:56Okay, then I'm gonna go pay for it for one person and we're gonna be all set.
00:17:08Hi.
00:17:09How are you?
00:17:10How are you?
00:17:11Doing well.
00:17:12What can I do for you?
00:17:13Do you have a non-smoking room for one night, please?
00:17:16I believe so.
00:17:17For how many people?
00:17:18Oh, it's just me.
00:17:20Goddamn, he's looking her right in the fucking eye.
00:17:23I'm sorry, excuse my language.
00:17:25He's looking her right in the eye.
00:17:28That's Josh.
00:17:30It's room 104.
00:17:35That's my favorite number.
00:17:37It's right here.
00:17:39It's a great room.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41And the area for oversized vehicles is right here.
00:17:44So you can just, you know, just pull right around in front of the office.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:52And, oh, and checkouts as well.
00:17:54It's not that oversized, actually.
00:17:55Oh, no, it's oversized.
00:17:57And this is the parking area for oversized vehicles.
00:18:00Okay?
00:18:01Yeah, right on.
00:18:02I hear you.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:04Awesome.
00:18:05Have a nice evening.
00:18:06All right.
00:18:12All right, guys.
00:18:14We got plan B.
00:18:16Um, this is going to kind of suck.
00:18:18I'm going to warn you right now.
00:18:20But she's very suspicious that there is more than one person in here.
00:18:25So, um, Emily, you're going to have to wear the hoodie.
00:18:30Um, and I know this is going to sound ridiculous, but I'm actually going to have to wear my pants
00:18:35and get the bags and go in.
00:18:38Here.
00:18:39Take these.
00:18:40Do you guys mind if I just slept in the van tonight?
00:18:42That's cool with me, dude.
00:18:44Actually, it makes my plan easier.
00:18:47I just have to get myself in there.
00:18:49So, put the, make sure you put the hood on, too.
00:18:54All right.
00:18:55Here we go.
00:18:56Go for it.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:59You're at.
00:19:00You're cool, man.
00:19:01You can just crash out as long as you keep your head down when we go.
00:19:04All right.
00:19:05Keys are in your right pocket.
00:19:06You got keys in the, in the pants pocket in the right.
00:19:08Um, just back it up into that spot back there.
00:19:11Make sure you keep it zipped up.
00:19:12Keep your hood on.
00:19:13As soon as you get there, just park, pull the keys out, go to the back, grab the bags,
00:19:17and just walk confidently to the door, open it up, go in, and I'll be in there as soon
00:19:24as I figure out if your parking brake's on.
00:19:30Close it, dude.
00:19:48Close it, dude.
00:19:50Close it, dude.
00:19:55Well, I'm feeling pretty good for a poor boy from Mississippi.
00:20:13Yeah!
00:20:15I'm telling you, Weiss, I wish my mother was still alive.
00:20:24Dude, she's fuckin' right outside the window, smokin' a cigarette.
00:20:45Oh, fuck.
00:20:47Dude, I gotta pee.
00:20:50I'm sorry.
00:20:51No, I gotta pee, man.
00:20:54I gotta go.
00:20:55Just hit me.
00:20:58Alright, let me see if we can find a bottle or something.
00:21:12Go for it.
00:21:14How the fuck am I gonna do this without her seeing me?
00:21:20Just go right here, man.
00:21:23I'm not gonna look.
00:21:24This is fuckin' ridiculous, dude.
00:21:26I'm sorry, man.
00:21:27Fuck, dude.
00:21:28She's...
00:21:29Can I go?
00:21:30Yeah, you could.
00:21:31Just...
00:21:32Oh, God.
00:21:35Fuck, dude.
00:21:36She's...
00:21:37Can I go?
00:21:38Yeah, you could.
00:21:39Just...
00:21:40Oh, God.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43I'm in the van, dude.
00:21:44What is...
00:21:45No, it's Rhett.
00:21:46He's bootsin' in my water bottle.
00:21:48Just hang loose.
00:21:49I'll be there as soon as I can get a free second.
00:21:51Okay.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53I'll be there as soon as I can get a free second.
00:21:57Okay.
00:21:58I'll be there as soon as I can get a free second.
00:21:59Okay.
00:22:00Dude, fuck this shit.
00:22:29Look at this shit, she's watching TV, I'm going.
00:22:33You're good?
00:22:35All right.
00:22:39I think that son of a bitch Harrison's turning on
00:22:41and using your boy as fire.
00:22:43And the hotter that fire catch, the...
00:22:52I think we're good.
00:22:59I love you.
00:23:17I love you too.
00:23:20Goodnight sweetie.
00:23:22What do you love about me?
00:23:47Huh?
00:23:49What are the things about me that you love?
00:23:52Yeah, what kind of question is that, baby?
00:23:57What do you mean, what kind of question is that?
00:23:59I'm curious why you love me.
00:24:04Mary, what does it always say we're not going to have these conversations late at night and stuff because of the melodrama?
00:24:16I'm trying to have a serious conversation here.
00:24:18I'm just trying to pick your brain about the little things.
00:24:24Maybe I just, uh, after the last night and stuff, I just, I love you.
00:24:33You know that, okay?
00:24:35You can believe me.
00:24:37I do believe you.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39Jesus, I just, I doubt that.
00:24:46I don't understand why we always blow up over these little things.
00:24:52I'm not blowing up.
00:24:53I'm just tired.
00:24:55I think you've been a little sensitive and stuff.
00:24:58You know what?
00:24:58Go to bed.
00:24:59Good night.
00:25:00What is that, baby?
00:25:21What's bothering you?
00:25:22Nothing is bothering me.
00:25:23That's the point.
00:25:25God.
00:25:27Just trying to get a little schmoopy talk.
00:25:31The only person who said something nice to me today was red.
00:25:34Hey, baby.
00:25:36He said I was beautiful.
00:25:39You can schmoop, man.
00:25:41I can do the schmoopy thing.
00:25:43Look.
00:25:45You're beautiful.
00:25:47Nice try.
00:25:48You are beautiful.
00:25:49I already heard that one today.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:57You got great tits.
00:26:00You do.
00:26:01They're awesome.
00:26:04And the most important thing.
00:26:09No!
00:26:11Hey.
00:26:13Hey.
00:26:13Hey.
00:26:14Hey.
00:26:15Hey.
00:26:16I see.
00:26:16I see.
00:26:17What the fuck, Rhett?
00:26:24Jesus.
00:26:26I'm a little busted, man.
00:26:27No, just leave him.
00:26:29Stay in the house.
00:26:30Hey, Rhett, get...
00:26:31Hello.
00:26:31Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:32You told me one person was staying here.
00:26:35Okay?
00:26:35Now, I see one, two, three.
00:26:37Now, pack your stuff and get out.
00:26:38Look, I really want to apologize to you.
00:26:40I'm going to pay you the difference right now.
00:26:42I'm very, very sorry.
00:26:43You lied to me.
00:26:43I know I lied to you.
00:26:44I'm sorry.
00:26:45You're a liar.
00:26:45I know I'm a liar.
00:26:46You.
00:26:47I want you out.
00:26:48You.
00:26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:26:49Don't talk to her, okay?
00:26:50I want you out.
00:26:51Do you understand me?
00:26:52Can I give you $20?
00:26:53Can we...
00:26:53No, I don't want your money.
00:26:55I want you out.
00:26:56Get your gear together.
00:26:58Okay.
00:26:58Take your little friend here.
00:26:59Ma'am.
00:27:00And take your little friend there.
00:27:02And get out of my motel.
00:27:04Just hear me out.
00:27:04I have $40 here, which is five times the original amount of what I would have paid you if I had been honest.
00:27:09Okay?
00:27:10Please accept my sincerest apologies.
00:27:12Listen.
00:27:13I want you out of here first thing in the morning.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:20What the fuck, dude?
00:27:21Dude, I'm fucking sitting there and she puts a flashlight on me.
00:27:24She makes me knock on the fucking door.
00:27:27Dude, come on.
00:27:28We go out in stormy weather.
00:27:44We rarely practice discern.
00:27:48We make love to some weird sin.
00:27:51We seek out the taciturn.
00:27:54Let's do the way we get by.
00:27:56Do the way we get by.
00:27:58Oh, that's the way we get by.
00:28:01Do the way we get by.
00:28:04Let's do the way we get by.
00:28:06Do the way we get by.
00:28:07Do the way.
00:28:08Let's do the way we get by.
00:28:12That's the way we get by.
00:28:15We found a new kind of dance in a magazine.
00:28:18Try it out.
00:28:19It's like nothing you've ever seen.
00:28:22You're sweet talk like a cup.
00:28:23You know it.
00:28:25You bought a new bag of pots.
00:28:26Let's do the way you are.
00:28:27Let's do the way we get by.
00:28:27So let's bring you up.
00:28:28Yeah.
00:28:28That's the way to my heart.
00:28:29To the way to my heart.
00:28:32That's the way we get by.
00:28:34That's the way we get by.
00:28:37And that's the way we get by.
00:28:39That's the way we get by.
00:28:41To the way...
00:28:42Let's do the way we get by
00:28:45Let's do the way we get by
00:29:12Those chairs just don't do it for me
00:29:15I need a lighter chair
00:29:17It's white, you can't...
00:29:19I'm sorry, I'm Josh
00:29:20I bought the burgundy recliner from you online
00:29:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right
00:29:24Well, you've come a long way
00:29:26Yeah
00:29:27Now, if you just, you just hold on for a second
00:29:29I'll be right out there, okay?
00:29:31Okay, you just hold on
00:29:32Alright
00:29:37Hold on
00:29:42Alright
00:29:43Let me now tell you what I'm gonna do
00:29:44Just before I go out and see this young man
00:29:46Because we've got some time
00:29:47It's been picked up from this table
00:29:49And
00:29:51Okay
00:29:52I'm gonna do this
00:29:53And we'll do this
00:29:54Those chairs
00:29:56And
00:29:58...
00:30:02...
00:30:03...
00:30:04So
00:30:06...
00:30:10We can get the folks to help people get that right out, bring it right out here, just bring
00:30:29your truck right around and scoop her up and take her away.
00:30:35Are you serious? How about what, about the people taking rent?
00:30:41No, I mean, you know, we don't expect our customers to be lifting into their own trucks.
00:30:46I assume you've got a truck, right?
00:30:50Is this a fucking joke or what?
00:30:54What's the matter here?
00:31:05Let me just check with you real quick. You're telling me that that chair right there is this chair.
00:31:12Yeah, it's this chair. I mean, it don't have all the details.
00:31:15And you're serious. And you're serious.
00:31:17Look, a picture doesn't have all the details. It's something in real life. It's digital photography.
00:31:21Let's do this one more time just to double check.
00:31:24That chair.
00:31:25Right.
00:31:26Is this chair?
00:31:27Yes, it's this chair.
00:31:28And you're serious. And you're not joking.
00:31:31No, I'm not joking.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:33Listen, I'm just trying to tell you.
00:31:34All right, we need to go outside for a second. Do you mind?
00:31:36All right, all right. We'll go outside.
00:31:37We'll go outside.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:39All right, okay.
00:31:40Claire?
00:31:41It's just going to be one minute.
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:44All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:31:46Watch this.
00:31:51All right, so here I am. You want to say something to me? No, this will go right ahead and say it.
00:32:16Oh, I get it, and I'm supposed to shit my pants because you're all kind of silent and mysterious and shit.
00:32:22Is that it?
00:32:27Excuse me, I got one of the customer.
00:32:37Ah, I'm Claire.
00:32:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:40All set, all set.
00:32:41You figured out the thing right now.
00:32:44All right.
00:32:45It's going to take a minute, and I kind of have to fix this.
00:32:51So if you guys...
00:32:53Is that it?
00:32:54Is that it?
00:32:55He's trying to tell me that's it, so we're going to have to work something else out.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:00I think he's pretty reasonable, but basically it's going to take a minute.
00:33:03I don't know if you guys want to just chill out in the car or something.
00:33:05All right?
00:33:06That'd be cool.
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08All right, great.
00:33:09It smells.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11Actually, here, let me give you keys.
00:33:16Sorry.
00:33:17Oh, no, it's fine.
00:33:18I'm going to work it out.
00:33:19Don't worry about it.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21He's a cool guy.
00:33:22All right, y'all hang loose.
00:33:23I'll be there in a minute.
00:33:24All right.
00:33:25All right!
00:33:26All right.
00:33:27I'll wait.
00:33:28All right.
00:33:29All right.
00:33:30He's a cool guy.
00:33:32All right, y'all hang loose.
00:33:33I'll be there in a minute.
00:33:34All right.
00:33:35All right.
00:33:36All right.
00:33:37It's ae-
00:33:38All right.
00:34:13You guys work here?
00:34:30No.
00:34:31No?
00:34:32Yeah or no?
00:34:33No.
00:34:34No?
00:34:35No.
00:34:36Where are you guys from?
00:34:37Honduras.
00:34:38Honduras?
00:34:39Yeah.
00:34:40That's a long way.
00:34:42So, why are you guys moving these chairs?
00:34:48What?
00:34:49Why are you guys moving the chairs if you don't work here?
00:34:53Yeah, no, it's only more this year.
00:34:56Right.
00:34:57Solamente acomodarlas aqui.
00:34:59Let's see.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:01Um, did your boss tell you to tell people when they ask you if you work here to say no?
00:35:09Is that?
00:35:10Yeah.
00:35:11No.
00:35:12Is it?
00:35:13No?
00:35:14No.
00:35:15Okay.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:17Alright, thanks guys.
00:35:18Okay.
00:35:19You're welcome.
00:35:23So, are you going to tell us what happened or are we just going to, you know, enjoy the
00:35:31silence?
00:35:32Mm-hmm.
00:35:33Yeah.
00:35:34Either way.
00:35:35It's no big deal.
00:35:37He's sending it down the street to a guy who does reupholstering.
00:35:43He got us a priority on the dude's list and he's going to be ready in the morning.
00:35:47And how much is that going to cost?
00:35:49I don't know.
00:35:51It's not much.
00:35:52We're good.
00:35:53Overnight reupholstery service is so expensive to do that whole job in one night.
00:35:58It's fine.
00:35:59He gave me money.
00:36:00We're good.
00:36:01How much did he give you?
00:36:02300 bucks.
00:36:07What?
00:36:08What did you say to him?
00:36:09What?
00:36:10What did you say to him that convinced him to give you $300?
00:36:18What do you think I said to him?
00:36:20Why are you so defensive?
00:36:21I was just asking what you said.
00:36:23I'm not defensive.
00:36:24You're like insinuating like I'm some sort of...
00:36:28I wasn't insinuating anything.
00:36:30No, I wasn't.
00:36:31I just asked what you said to him.
00:36:35That's all.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:37Alright?
00:36:38Alright.
00:36:39Okay.
00:36:40Don't be mad.
00:36:41I'm not mad.
00:36:42You were a little mad.
00:36:43You were mad too.
00:36:44I wasn't mad.
00:36:45Done.
00:36:46Over.
00:36:47Man.
00:36:51So we pretty much have the whole day to do nothing.
00:36:54Mm-hmm.
00:37:03You gotta do something about this.
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:07I have something for you.
00:37:08What's this?
00:37:09Uh, two shots of tequila, please.
00:37:13What's this?
00:37:14Uh, two shots of tequila, please.
00:37:29Let's have another.
00:37:30Um, um, two gin and tonics on the rocks, please.
00:37:34Yeah, exactly.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:36Let's have another.
00:37:37Um, um, two gin and tonics on the rocks, please.
00:37:38Yeah, exactly.
00:37:39Yeah.
00:37:40That's what I'm saying.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:42Are you hungry?
00:37:43Let's cut the tongue of the teeth.
00:37:44Use a little glue.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:46Okay.
00:37:47Let's go.
00:37:48Let's go.
00:37:49Let's go.
00:37:50Let's go.
00:37:51Let's go.
00:37:52Let's go.
00:37:53Let's go.
00:37:54Let's go.
00:37:55Let's go.
00:37:56Let's go.
00:37:57Let's go.
00:37:58Let's go.
00:37:59Let's go.
00:38:00Let's go.
00:38:01Let's go.
00:38:02Let's go.
00:38:03Let's go.
00:38:04Let's go.
00:38:05You want to go to that veggie plate?
00:38:06Sure.
00:38:07You know, you still didn't show me where you work.
00:38:11No, no.
00:38:12Oh, thank you.
00:38:17Oh, I apologize.
00:38:22Fuck.
00:38:23That was great.
00:38:26Shawn.
00:38:27No, no.
00:38:28Let's try that again.
00:38:31Yeah, let's try that again.
00:38:33I'm sorry. What can I buy you?
00:39:01I thought you left.
00:39:05Nope.
00:39:07Yeah, I actually went outside to look for you.
00:39:10You did?
00:39:11Yeah.
00:39:12Hello.
00:39:18Do you want to get some coffee?
00:39:23Yeah.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:41They've been gone a really long time.
00:39:43Yeah.
00:39:45He's kind of cute.
00:39:47Oh, dude, I knew you were going to do that.
00:39:49Don't get pumped up about this.
00:39:51Why not?
00:39:52Because this is classic red, dude.
00:39:54Come on.
00:39:55What is that supposed to mean?
00:39:57It means she's a random girl in a movie theater and he's red.
00:40:00Case closed.
00:40:01Alright?
00:40:02It doesn't mean anything.
00:40:03Whatever.
00:40:04I was a random girl at North Six.
00:40:06Yeah, but that's different.
00:40:07I'm talking about the essence of a dude.
00:40:09I'm different than him.
00:40:10Alright?
00:40:11This is red.
00:40:12You know what?
00:40:13Who's to say that you're not going to go off and fall in love and get married and have
00:40:18a house and kids and a dog?
00:40:20I'll say it.
00:40:21Signed.
00:40:22Stand.
00:40:23You are a romantic reader.
00:40:25Fine.
00:40:35Excuse me.
00:40:36Have you seen that guy that we came in here with?
00:40:38Oh, yeah.
00:40:39He left with Amber.
00:40:41Josh, something happening here had to follow the lizards.
00:40:45He left with Amber.
00:40:46Awesome.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:48He doesn't have my cell phone number, so he's completely lost now.
00:40:50He's not lost.
00:40:51He's with Amber.
00:40:52He does this shit.
00:40:53He's going to find us.
00:40:54It's going to be fine.
00:40:55Alright.
00:40:56You know what?
00:40:57I'm not going to stress about this.
00:40:59If he wants to come with us, Van leaves at 10 a.m.
00:41:01If not, I mean, I'm not...
00:41:03What?
00:41:04You're going to leave him here?
00:41:05I'm not...
00:41:06Yeah, okay.
00:41:07Alright.
00:41:08I can't be held responsible.
00:41:09He's going to find us.
00:41:10It's going to be fine.
00:41:11It's going to work out.
00:41:12Alright.
00:41:13Thank you very much.
00:41:14You're welcome.
00:41:15Let's go.
00:41:16Okay.
00:41:17See ya.
00:41:18Bye.
00:41:19Bye.
00:41:25Hey dude, can you hand me the phone real quick?
00:41:48Why?
00:41:49I'm going to call that dude at the movie theater.
00:41:51See if I can find Rhett.
00:41:53Hook me up.
00:41:56Let's try that guy.
00:41:58Did it?
00:41:59Oh, there it is.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:01Merry Christmas.
00:42:02This is cool.
00:42:03Oh, no.
00:42:04No!
00:42:05Here it is.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:07Merry Christmas.
00:42:08This is cool.
00:42:09Oh, no!
00:42:10No!
00:42:11No!
00:42:12No!
00:42:13No!
00:42:14No!
00:42:15No!
00:42:16No!
00:42:17No!
00:42:18No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:20No!
00:42:21No!
00:43:24Hello?
00:43:26Hi.
00:43:29Hi.
00:43:31Hi.
00:43:32Hi.
00:43:33Hi.
00:43:34Hi.
00:43:35Come in.
00:43:36Come in.
00:43:37Hi.
00:43:38This is Amber.
00:43:39Hi.
00:43:40I'm Amber.
00:43:41Ellen.
00:43:42Nice to meet you.
00:43:43Good job.
00:43:44I'm so glad you found the place.
00:43:45Sorry to interrupt you guys.
00:43:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:48I'm sorry.
00:43:49Drinks.
00:43:50You guys want something to drink?
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:52Dude, I would love a drink.
00:43:53Yeah?
00:43:54Yeah.
00:43:55Alright.
00:43:56You want a beer?
00:43:57We're drinking SoCo.
00:43:58Beer.
00:43:59Whatever you guys are drinking.
00:44:00Beer.
00:44:01Okay.
00:44:02Okay.
00:44:03Serve it up.
00:44:04Well, you can drink that without.
00:44:05Dude, thank you.
00:44:06Yeah, this one's small.
00:44:07I'm taking this one.
00:44:08Alright.
00:44:09I'll do that.
00:44:10You're big.
00:44:12Two shots.
00:44:13Yeah.
00:44:14Alright.
00:44:15Exciting.
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17Hey, I'm gonna make a toast.
00:44:19Alright.
00:44:20And...
00:44:24I love you guys.
00:44:27And I want to tell you that me and Amber had decided to get married.
00:44:36What?
00:44:37So let's toast to that.
00:44:40I swear to God.
00:44:41Yeah?
00:44:42It's...
00:44:43Yeah.
00:44:44And I think they showed up.
00:44:46And I think all of us should be a part of it.
00:44:49You know?
00:44:50That is so amazing.
00:44:52Dude, that's...
00:44:55Good anime.
00:44:56Alright.
00:44:57Whoa.
00:44:58Oh.
00:45:10Engagement party.
00:45:11Oh.
00:45:12I mean, this is...
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:14Right?
00:45:15Yes.
00:45:16I did not believe me.
00:45:17I didn't believe you.
00:45:31You will fast d licensed me.
00:45:34Move wild sides to save your life.
00:45:37Yeaah.
00:45:38Zoo the Edinburgh.
00:45:40Drink and champagne are off the越.
00:45:42oh
00:45:56I want to get married now.
00:46:14Seriously?
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:21I'm down with that.
00:46:23I'm feeling it.
00:46:24That's right.
00:46:25That's right.
00:46:26let me do it
00:46:29yeah you want to do it let me do it dude
00:46:35you gonna read it? you'll do it let me do it
00:46:37it's perfect it's perfect
00:46:40cute Phil
00:46:45oh look look
00:46:49yes you need it
00:46:51alright y'all we're gonna
00:46:55we're gonna roll with this alright
00:46:59so
00:47:04dearly beloved
00:47:07come on
00:47:08alright
00:47:16there's a lot of things in this world that we pursue that seem really important to us
00:47:21and we get wrapped up in
00:47:24but nothing is more important than finding somebody that you love to spend the rest of your life with right
00:47:30so we're here today to celebrate
00:47:34baby brother Rhett
00:47:36and Amber
00:47:38doing what we all want most
00:47:47so let's do vows
00:47:49you guys repeat after me
00:47:52Rhett I promise to always support you
00:47:56Rhett I promise to always support you
00:48:00in what you want even when you don't know what you want
00:48:04in what you want
00:48:06even though you don't know what you want
00:48:08and
00:48:10I promise I will never pressure you
00:48:12to do or be anything you don't want to do or be
00:48:15I promise I'll never pressure you
00:48:18to do or be
00:48:19what you don't want to be
00:48:21I will always stay by your side
00:48:25and I will love you through all the bad stuff
00:48:27I will always stand by your side
00:48:32and I will love you through all the bad stuff
00:48:35there's no bad stuff
00:48:36there's no bad stuff
00:48:37there's no bad stuff
00:48:38there's no bad stuff
00:48:39great
00:48:40alright Rhett
00:48:42Amber
00:48:44I will always love you
00:48:47Amber I will always love you
00:48:50and when and if things go bad between us
00:48:54and when and if things go bad between us
00:48:58which they won't
00:48:59I will not look elsewhere for happiness
00:49:02I will never look elsewhere for happiness
00:49:05because I believe in you
00:49:08because I believe in you
00:49:10and I believe in us
00:49:11and I believe in us
00:49:15and that's all there is
00:49:16that's all there is to you
00:49:19alright you guys are married man
00:49:21you make out dude
00:49:28you so cute
00:49:35give me
00:49:38come here
00:49:42snow, snow, snow, snow
00:49:48and y'all, snow
00:49:51km
00:49:52great sweetness of thee
00:49:54Do you want a beer?
00:50:07She wasn't Emily
00:50:27I had her face in my head
00:50:34When the train arrived
00:50:38Yesterday on track
00:50:43With history and looking back
00:50:49Over my shoulder
00:50:56But it's not Emily
00:51:00Halloween counterfeit
00:51:06That's all I got, Phil. I'm working on it.
00:51:14Sorry.
00:51:18How come you never played that before?
00:51:21Because it's not done, and...
00:51:24You wouldn't want to share it with me for any reason?
00:51:30I...
00:51:31Well, I wanted to wait until it was done so it would be good, and it's not done yet.
00:51:36But it's good. It's good now.
00:51:38She wasn't Emily
00:51:48You put it on the wrong accent
00:51:51On the wrong level, man
00:51:53No, I heard it right
00:51:54She wasn't...
00:51:56No!
00:51:57You know what your problem is?
00:52:02You love me so much, you can't even think straight
00:52:06Oh, that's it
00:52:07You know?
00:52:08You're right, it's my problem
00:52:09I know!
00:52:10What got into you tonight? Are you okay?
00:52:13Yes, I'm okay
00:52:14What happened? What's going on?
00:52:16What's going on? What's going on?
00:52:18Did the Christmas Grinch learn his Christmas lesson?
00:52:21Did you learn your lesson?
00:52:23Oh my god!
00:52:25Man!
00:52:30Chris Howard
00:52:32Mm-hmm
00:52:33Mm-hmm
00:52:34You're a madman
00:52:35I'm a madman
00:52:36Yeah
00:52:37What do you think's gonna happen?
00:52:45What do you think's gonna happen to them?
00:52:49I think it'll last about a week and Rhett will probably just go home
00:52:57What is your problem?
00:52:59What the frig is your problem?
00:53:02What is wrong with you?
00:53:04Nothing
00:53:05Guys, do you even want to be in this relationship?
00:53:09Emily
00:53:10I mean, why do you bother?
00:53:13Do you want to be in this relationship?
00:53:15Why would I be in a relationship if I don't want to be in a relationship? Emily, come on, don't
00:53:18But I don't know why you want to be in this relationship because you can't stand anything that is remotely romantic
00:53:24You crap on anything that comes up that might
00:53:26Can you calm down please? Come on, come to bed
00:53:29No, I'm not gonna calm down, you know what? You're not gonna get out of it this time, get up
00:53:33No
00:53:34Get up
00:53:35Dude, no
00:53:36We're talking
00:53:37Alright
00:53:38What? What?
00:53:41Give me a percentage
00:53:46A percentage?
00:53:49A percentage
00:53:52A percentage
00:53:54I want to know what the chances are that we might actually get married
00:53:59Cause, you know what?
00:54:01I'm 26 years old
00:54:03I've been in this relationship for like, ever
00:54:06And I want to know if anything's gonna come about it
00:54:08I need to know if you take me seriously because if you don't, I should know about it
00:54:13Alright
00:54:17I know I always say this, but don't get upset
00:54:21We should not be having this conversation right now cause it's late and this is a bad time
00:54:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the best god damn time ever to have this conversation, Josh
00:54:30No, it's not
00:54:31Give me a number
00:54:34I'm- this is effing ridiculous
00:54:40Okay, fine, I'll go first
00:54:42If you ask me to marry you right now, I would say yes
00:54:48I would marry you
00:54:50And I would grow old with you and I would have your babies
00:54:54I would because that's why I'm in this relationship, because I love you
00:55:01And I want that
00:55:05I'm sorry
00:55:06Come here
00:55:07I love you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
00:55:12Okay
00:55:14Did I just-
00:55:15You're so sweet, I'm sorry
00:55:16I deserve better than this, Josh
00:55:21Better than what?
00:55:31Better than what?
00:55:33You deserve better- better than what?
00:55:38I don't mean-
00:55:39Better than what?
00:55:40I don't mean that, I just-
00:55:45Better than me?
00:55:47That's basically what you're saying, right? You deserve better than me
00:55:55Okay, this is good. This is a good point to bring up
00:55:59Why do you want to marry me?
00:56:03What do you mean?
00:56:05Okay
00:56:07I play you a song tonight
00:56:09That I wrote for you, okay?
00:56:10The first thing that you say to me is
00:56:13Josh, why didn't you play that for me before?
00:56:15Not-
00:56:16Oh, that was beautiful, Josh
00:56:17Or I really like that song-
00:56:18No, you didn't say it was beautiful
00:56:19And I'm not finished
00:56:20So stop
00:56:23I'm talking about the fucking negative feedback that I get from you all trip
00:56:27And then in the same sentence you say,
00:56:29Josh, I want to marry you
00:56:30And then you say you deserve better than me
00:56:36What the fuck, dude? Why do you want to be with me?
00:56:39Give me one good reason why you want to marry me
00:56:46You can't do it
00:56:48You can't do it, you know why?
00:56:49Cause you want me to be this dude that I am not
00:56:57And I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:03I would love to be that dude, but I'm not
00:57:06And I'm fucking sick of feeling guilty about it
00:57:08And I'm sick of trying to be somebody that I think you're gonna like
00:57:11Fuck it, dude
00:57:14Fuck it, man
00:57:18Don't
00:57:24Don't
00:57:25Sorry dude
00:57:27Just don't
00:57:29Sorry dude, just don't
00:57:30I don't know.
00:58:00You've already had your spending money for the week.
00:58:14I can't sidetrack.
00:58:15She's coming back.
00:58:19She ended up having to take it to go water.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23That's it.
00:58:30Johnny?
00:58:34What's wrong?
00:58:44Here.
00:58:46Are you hungry?
00:58:48Sure.
00:58:49Have some of that.
00:58:54Where's Amber?
00:58:58I think she's at home.
00:59:00What does that mean?
00:59:02It means she's probably at home.
00:59:06I don't know.
00:59:07What do you mean you don't know?
00:59:11I love that girl, man.
00:59:15I love that fucking girl.
00:59:25You just wasn't supposed to be.
00:59:27You're just what I'm supposed to be.
00:59:35What?
00:59:37She got really, really sad, man.
00:59:40Really sad, dude.
00:59:41She was crying, and I end up, like, I end up trying to comfort her, and I was crying with
00:59:48her, too, and, uh, god damn, I love her, man.
00:59:52She was the bomb.
00:59:53I just, it wasn't right.
00:59:56It wasn't right, but she's just, it just doesn't work out, man.
01:00:01But I got, we, we exchanged email addresses, so we're going to talk.
01:00:06Oh, that's great, man.
01:00:08I, yeah, so.
01:00:10Are you kidding me?
01:00:12What is wrong with you guys?
01:00:14What are you talking about?
01:00:16You can't stay married for longer than 12 hours.
01:00:20You can't even stay married.
01:00:23Well, we rushed in, and that's, you take a chance, and what do you, what, what is this?
01:00:31What?
01:00:32I don't know.
01:00:32I didn't do anything to you, Emily.
01:00:37I just, you guys made a commitment last night, you know?
01:00:43You wanted to spend the rest of your lives together, and, and marriage is about ups and
01:00:48downs and, and really hard times, and you're supposed to stick by each other and work with
01:00:53each other, and if it gets hard, then you're supposed to just deal with it.
01:00:57I mean, the first night, you just throw up your hands, and you walk out, and you say
01:01:03it's over?
01:01:04Like, what is that?
01:01:05What's wrong with you?
01:01:06Well, you weren't there.
01:01:07No, I wasn't there, but I was there when you made the commitment, when you said I do,
01:01:12when you rolled your eyes, when Josh said that there might be hard times.
01:01:17I didn't roll my eyes.
01:01:18You made that up.
01:01:19I did not roll my eyes.
01:01:20I didn't make that up, Red.
01:01:21That's exactly what you did.
01:01:23You said, when Josh said, if and when there are hard times, and you said, if there are
01:01:28hard times.
01:01:29Well, hard times came last night, and what did you do?
01:01:34Why are you upset with me?
01:01:35Because marriage is special, and you didn't treat it that way.
01:01:44It's fine, you're a good one.
01:01:45I'm upset.
01:01:48Yeah, I'm upset, Josh.
01:01:53Just saying.
01:01:56Don't take it out on Rhett, okay?
01:01:58Look, something's going down here, and it's not Amber, and it's not me.
01:02:04What's going on with you two?
01:02:12I think it's, uh, probably take off pretty soon.
01:02:18I don't know if you guys are feeling it, but I'm kind of ready to leave this place behind.
01:02:28Breakfast money?
01:02:29Emily, can you take care of that for me?
01:02:33Rhett, can you get the chair?
01:02:37You go ahead and take the van.
01:02:39I'll check us out of the hotel.
01:02:41Let's reconvene here in about 15 minutes, and do this thing.
01:02:45We'll just get a change of scenery today.
01:02:48We're going to be all right.
01:02:49Okay?
01:02:50Come on.
01:02:52Come on, team.
01:02:53Come on.
01:02:53Come on.
01:02:53Come on.
01:02:53Come on, team.
01:03:15Hey, uh, my name's Rhett.
01:03:43I'm Josh's brother.
01:03:44I'm here to pick up the red lazy boy.
01:03:48No, it's not ready.
01:03:50Too much more.
01:03:53No, I'm...
01:03:54You told my brother it was going to be 10 o'clock.
01:04:00I'm sorry, guys.
01:04:01I can't do it now.
01:04:02Excuse me.
01:04:10The chair's supposed to be ready at 10 o'clock.
01:04:12This is pretty important, man.
01:04:14My brother told me to come pick it up.
01:04:16Can you hear me?
01:04:17Hey.
01:04:30Dude, will you just open up the door so I can at least look you in the eye?
01:04:34I'd like to...
01:04:35I can talk to you about this.
01:04:36I'm supposed to pick up the chair.
01:04:37What do you want me to do here?
01:04:48I can't go away.
01:04:50God damn it, dude.
01:04:52Will you just open the fucking door and at least look me in the eye?
01:04:54This is important.
01:04:56This is my dad's birthday gift, and I can't come back empty-handed.
01:04:59I'm sorry.
01:05:00What the...
01:05:02I gotta come in.
01:05:06I'm not going to stop doing this until you let...
01:05:08Come talk to me.
01:05:10Come talk to me, and I'll stop hitting your door.
01:05:18Are you there?
01:05:30Dude, what happened?
01:05:49They wouldn't talk to me.
01:05:51The door was closed.
01:05:52Dude wouldn't even talk to me.
01:05:56Did you get it?
01:05:59Sorry.
01:06:00Scoot up.
01:06:04Emily, we gotta go.
01:06:05Let's go.
01:06:08Put the cat down.
01:06:09We have a problem.
01:06:10We need to go.
01:06:24This is Josh Sagers.
01:06:25We had an appointment for the red recliner.
01:06:27We had an appointment for the red recliner.
01:06:31Yeah, come back tomorrow.
01:06:39You probably want to open this door.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:45I'll be right back.
01:07:15Don't fucking talk to me that way! Don't even talk to me!
01:07:33Where is my fucking chair? What happened?
01:07:36It's totally unacceptable! Shut up! Do not talk to me!
01:07:40Shut up!
01:07:45Okay.
01:07:47I'm gonna sit in that van right there,
01:07:49and I'm gonna watch you while you do the best fucking reupholstering job
01:07:53that you have ever done in your entire life.
01:07:57And if you don't do this,
01:08:00I'm gonna drive my van through your front fucking door, okay?
01:08:05Good, good, good.
01:08:15Good, good.
01:08:17Good.
01:08:20Good.
01:08:21Good.
01:08:22Good.
01:08:23Good.
01:08:24Good.
01:08:25Good.
01:08:26Good.
01:08:27Good.
01:08:28This is a good one.
01:08:29All right.
01:08:30Good.
01:08:31All right.
01:08:32This is not even right.
01:08:33It's not a good one.
01:08:34Yeah.
01:08:35All right.
01:08:37It's not that you're not a good one.
01:08:38It's not a good one.
01:08:39But, it's a good one thing.
01:08:40It's not a bad one.
01:08:42Something's wrong, guys.
01:09:12Did you hear me?
01:09:22Josh.
01:09:25Josh.
01:09:26What's wrong, Rhett?
01:09:28Dude, this van is contaminated, man.
01:09:31We need to talk about this.
01:09:33I know you feel this.
01:09:35Dude, we got 320 miles till we get to Atlanta.
01:09:39I'll give you $2,000 if we keep your mouth shut.
01:09:42Dude, we need to talk about this.
01:09:45This van is contaminated and I know what it is.
01:09:47It's this goddamn chair.
01:09:49We gotta work this out now or it's gonna get nasty.
01:09:56Are you listening to me?
01:09:59Yeah, I'm listening.
01:10:01What?
01:10:02This fucking van has some badass mojo in it because of the way you went about getting the chair.
01:10:08It's holding it, dude, and it's fucking feeding on us.
01:10:11Emily, tell me you don't feel this.
01:10:13I don't wanna talk about anything right now.
01:10:15Do you people ever talk?
01:10:17Do you ever fucking talk about any goddamn thing in the world?
01:10:20What if I don't wanna talk about the fucking chair, Rhett?
01:10:23Do you get that, maybe?
01:10:25Do you just wanna ignore me?
01:10:28You wanna just blow it off?
01:10:30I just want some peace, dude.
01:10:32I just wanna drive in peace.
01:10:34Bullshit!
01:10:35That's all I wanna do, man.
01:10:36Fine, dude.
01:10:37You know what?
01:10:38Either talk about this with me right now or pull the van over because I'd like to get out.
01:10:44No.
01:10:45What do you mean to know?
01:10:46Because I'm not pulling out in the middle of nowhere to let you out of the van because you don't have any fucking money and you don't know how to take care of yourself.
01:10:52I'm not sitting-
01:10:53Dude, I'm not pulling the fucking van over, okay?
01:10:56You're living a fucking dream if you think I'm pulling the car over.
01:10:58I am not sitting in this van with this fucking chair.
01:11:02Pull the fucking van over right now.
01:11:04No, dude.
01:11:05I'm not pulling over because you're a fucking child and you have no money and you don't know how to take care of yourself.
01:11:09Sit in the fucking chair. We're going home.
01:11:16Here we go.
01:11:18.
01:11:35I don't know.
01:12:05I don't know.
01:12:35I don't know.
01:13:05I don't know.
01:13:07Hey!
01:13:09What is it?
01:13:11Do you want to talk to us?
01:13:12What's hurting?
01:13:17Hey, what is it, do you want to talk to us?
01:13:24What's hurting?
01:13:26Oh, my God.
01:13:27What is it, do you want to talk to us?
01:13:47Can I sit?
01:13:57I can't do it anymore.
01:14:02Can't do what?
01:14:07I can't lead this vacation anymore.
01:14:12No one asked you to lead anything, Josh.
01:14:22I'm sorry I tackled you.
01:14:27I'm not.
01:14:33And I'm sorry to you too.
01:14:36Do you feel that?
01:14:51Just listen.
01:14:52Don't.
01:14:53Do you feel this?
01:14:57This is so good.
01:15:06This is so good.
01:15:12This is so good.
01:15:27It was the rocks
01:15:57You like so much
01:16:00You'd throw them
01:16:01Down into the river's darkness
01:16:04Down from where the trains go flying
01:16:08Your legs hung out into the air
01:16:13We'll keep on kicking
01:16:15Moving but it's never going
01:16:18When we go it's like we're faking
01:16:22It's a pause, no sound
01:16:25Closer and closer
01:16:27The beams where that's between us
01:16:31It's just a little leaner
01:16:35We ought to fail to see you
01:16:38And if I go to the left
01:16:43And if you look so bright
01:16:50So that we'll dip and we'll stop
01:16:57So that we'll dip and we'll stop
01:16:58So that we'll dip and we'll stop
01:17:02So that we'll dip and we'll stop
01:17:04Happy birthday, Dad.
01:17:06Hey.
01:17:07Whoa.
01:17:08And this is my birthday.
01:17:10Yeah.
01:17:12Hi, Mom.
01:17:13Oh, my God.
01:17:14What are you crying about?
01:17:16Bunchy.
01:17:17Happy birthday.
01:17:19I can't believe it.
01:17:23Yeah.
01:17:24What?
01:17:25What are you guys doing?
01:17:26Jill didn't tell us a thing.
01:17:27What is going on with us?
01:17:28What happened to you?
01:17:29We broke it.
01:17:31This is a long story.
01:17:33Yeah.
01:17:34I got a question for you, actually.
01:17:48I was curious if there was a moment
01:17:51Or was it just gradual
01:17:54That you knew Mom was the one?
01:17:57It's kind of a funny story.
01:18:01It's sad.
01:18:02Funny.
01:18:03We had been to Barry Schwartz's wedding.
01:18:08And we were both drinking.
01:18:10And we're coming home.
01:18:12And I'm thinking, Barry Schwartz.
01:18:15He gets married to this girl.
01:18:16They're both losers.
01:18:18They got nothing going for them.
01:18:21And they get married.
01:18:23And we're driving home.
01:18:25And I'm saying that and thinking and saying,
01:18:30If those losers can get married,
01:18:33We should be the guys getting married.
01:18:35And your mom took that as a proposal.
01:18:38So from then on.
01:18:40That's it.
01:18:41Then it kind of has a life of its own.
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:44She wants an affirmation.
01:18:48She wants to know that I am ready to commit to this thing.
01:18:55And I'm having a real hard time.
01:18:57I'll tell you, Josh.
01:19:00You know as much now as you're ever going to know
01:19:04About Emily and your relationship.
01:19:06And what you're probably doing is waiting for something real good
01:19:09Or real bad to happen to make the decision for you.
01:19:12And you're not going to get that break.
01:19:13It never happens.
01:19:14So you know as much as you're ever going to know.
01:19:17And now you've got to make the decision.
01:19:28I'm really glad you're here.
01:19:30Thanks, Dad.
01:19:38Puppies.
01:19:39I'm not a dog person.
01:19:41Just didn't grow up with dogs.
01:19:42You have coffee.
01:19:43What's that?
01:19:44You have coffee.
01:19:45Yeah, he's new.
01:19:46He's not.
01:19:47He's cute.
01:19:48Kind of quiet.
01:19:49Yeah.
01:19:50Doing a lot of thinking about us.
01:19:51Yeah.
01:19:52Yeah.
01:19:53Yeah.
01:19:54Me too.
01:19:55Yeah.
01:19:56What'd you get?
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:58Yeah.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:00Yeah.
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02Yeah.
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05Yeah.
01:20:06All right.
01:20:07All right.
01:20:08All right.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:10Yeah.
01:20:11Yeah.
01:20:12Yeah.
01:20:13Me too.
01:20:14Yeah.
01:20:15What you got?
01:20:16I got nothing.
01:20:18I'm confused.
01:20:33I got about 50 million fucking thoughts and strategies about how some shit is and I don't fucking
01:20:51know shit.
01:21:03I think, um, that we should break up.
01:21:16Really?
01:21:19Are you saying that because you think I want to or do you want to?
01:21:37I think we should.
01:21:42I think we should.
01:21:49Me too.
01:21:55Okay.
01:22:00It's okay.
01:22:11Okay.
01:22:31Okay.
01:22:36Okay.
01:22:46To be continued
01:23:16To be continued
01:23:46To be continued
01:24:16To be continued
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