00:00Dear Diary, Miss Miller says the cheap beds are going to be a piece of pie to take care of.
00:10Oh, time for bed, girls.
00:13Night, Nanny. And don't stay up too late doing your homework.
00:17Homework? Girls, don't you know what a diary is?
00:22Oh, let me see.
00:24Oh, the most important thing about a diary is that it's private.
00:29You must never ever read someone else's diary.
00:33Now I'm afraid it's time your girls went to bed.
00:37I just love my new diary.
00:40So, who are you girls asking to the secret date dance?
00:45We're not. It's a silly idea.
00:48The girl asks the boy, but has to keep it a secret until the dance.
00:52I bet you already asked somebody.
00:55And I know how to find out.
00:58Oh, it's private, Brittany.
01:01Here, read mine. It's dull.
01:04No, we can't break the sacred diary rule.
01:08Sisters shouldn't have secrets.
01:10I know I don't.
01:12Well, not many.
01:15Then, Jeanette tripped over her own feet and knocked down the cutest boy in school.
01:21She'll never get a date for the dance that way.
01:25She may be a little clumsy, but she's the sweetest, kindest, wisest person I know.
01:32Sometimes, Brittany is so egotistical and selfish.
01:38But she'll never let you down.
01:40She's always there when I meet her.
01:42I must talk to Eleanor about her weight.
01:48No, Eleanor lost weight.
01:53She really looks good.
01:55And Jeanette would look so pretty in a French braid.
01:58Don't you think?
02:03Hello, Brittany.
02:04How are things today?
02:06Well, I'm perfect.
02:08But my sisters are upset because they don't have a boy to ask to the secret date dance.
02:13Oh, and you do?
02:15Oh, just the cutest guy in the whole entire school, Reuben Walters.
02:21You should put that in your diary.
02:23Yeah.
02:24How do you spell Reuben Walters?
02:28Let me see.
02:30Reuben Walters.
02:35Ah, even his name is cute.
02:37I'm cute.
02:47Diary, a secret that we show.
02:50I would never dare to say
02:52things I tell you everyday, dear.
02:58Diary,
03:00on your own will actie.
03:03You is just my policy
03:06You are one of my best friends
03:10All to be in my feelings
03:13When I'm feeling blue
03:15Keep a secret, oh keep a secret
03:18All my dreams are at the end tonight
03:22Didn't give me a second love
03:26You are glad to give you what I like
03:29About him in my special book
03:33Dear diary
03:35I will keep a secret, I will keep a secret
03:40Diary
03:43So, she's taking a Ruben Voltaire's, huh?
03:51Excuse me, I need the address for Ruben Voltaire's
03:56I have a special social studies assignment for him
03:59Ruben Waters
04:04Here, Brittany, let me help you
04:10Thanks, Jeanette
04:11I'm glad you've gotten over that silly diary war
04:15Uh, right
04:17So, her secret date is Ruben Voltaire's, huh?
04:22How was school today, girls?
04:24Fine, fine
04:27Your klutzy sister didn't knock anyone over today
04:31Uh, Brittany, could you pass the mashed potatoes, please?
04:36Or, would you rather I had a second topping of water instead?
04:40Oh, look what you did to me
04:46And I don't mean that in an egotistical way either
04:50And I think you should have more mashed potatoes
04:54Oh!
04:57Girls, is there something we should talk about?
05:02No, not a thing
05:04Yes?
05:11Hi, I'm Jeanette
05:13I called before
05:14And Woobin invited me over to help him with his homework
05:17Please, come right in
05:19Thanks
05:20Hi
05:25I'm waiting for your big brother, Woobin
05:28I'm Woobin
05:30You?
05:31You can't be
05:33You look like you're four years old
05:38I am
05:38Bye-bye, Woobin
05:42Hi, is Woobin Voltaire's home?
05:50That's me
05:51I, uh, pictured someone taller
05:56Here, uh, here
05:58These are for you
05:59Oh, boy
06:00Cupcakes
06:01Uh, muffins
06:04Oh, well
06:05He is cute
06:06And even Cher dates younger men
06:09He'll love these oatmeal raisin cookies
06:13Uh, okay
06:17So I'll meet you at your house after school
06:19Hello, Brittany
06:23Uh, hi
06:27Oh, here it is
06:34Woobin Voltaire's
06:37Well, at least it isn't Reuben Walters
06:41Woobin Voltaire's
06:49The same guy
06:50Wow
06:52He must really be something
06:54Oh, hi
07:01Uh, Woobin
07:02My name's Brittany
07:04And I've heard so much about you
07:06I thought we should get together
07:08I'll meet you at the yogurt shop
07:10In half an hour
07:11I need to sit on a phone book
07:18Not here, kid
07:20I'm meeting someone
07:21I'm Woobin
07:22Are you going to buy me a yogurt?
07:25I-you're the Woobin?
07:27Uh, so
07:28Uh, what are you doing next Friday night?
07:31Oh
07:32Why are you girls following me?
07:36Don't you have dates of your own?
07:38Oh, don't pretend
07:40You're not following me
07:42Will you both just stop following me?
07:45Okay, fun is fun
07:48But this is where my date lives
07:51So go away
07:52What do you mean, your date?
07:55Woobin's going with me
07:56Hey, I cooked for him
07:59He's going with me
08:00Uh, let's let the man decide
08:03Shall we?
08:06Hi
08:06Uh, Woobin
08:07Um, you have to choose one of us
08:10So, who's it going to be?
08:12Um
08:13Woobin
08:13It's past your bedtime
08:15Good night
08:17Well, thanks a lot, girls
08:22And what was so great
08:24About dating a four-year-old anyway?
08:27You tell us
08:28You asked him first
08:30Woobin Voltaire's is so cute
08:33I think I'll ask him to the dance
08:36You read my diary?
08:39And you read it wrong
08:41I wanted to ask Roobin Walters
08:43Not a, a, a baby
08:45Then you ought to learn to spell, Brittany
08:48Oh
08:49You read my diary, too?
08:52Oh
08:52The nerve
08:54Well
08:55At least there's still time to ask my Roobin
08:58There he is
09:01Roobin
09:02Oh
09:06It's all your fault
09:08If you two had made such a big deal
09:11Over that, that little twerp
09:13Missy Kolinsky wouldn't be stealing my date for the dance
09:18How would you know
09:20Unless you read our diaries?
09:23Is nothing sacred?
09:25Oh
09:25Like I'm the only one that did
09:28Ha ha
09:29Well
09:30It's a good thing I did
09:31Or, or I wouldn't know how you really felt
09:34About your selfish, snooty sister
09:37But, Brittany
09:38I, I meant it in a positive way
09:40Which is more than I can say for your, your criticism of my hair
09:45Or, or your comments about my weight
09:48And where do you get off calling me a klutz?
09:51I, I meant lovable klutz
09:54Oh
09:54I, I guess we're all guilty
09:57We, we violated each other's privacy
10:00And, jump to conclusions
10:03Let's promise never to let anything like this happen again
10:07So, does anyone care to be my date tonight?
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