Slay Belles (2018 Movie) - In 5 Minutes - video Dailymotion

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00:01Santa Claus is coming to town, bitches!

00:06What the f*** is going on?

00:10The only puppies you're gonna have to worry about today are these.

00:13Hello, devoted fans.

00:14Merry Christmas.

00:15Christmas.

00:16You heard him, girls.

00:17Christmas is awesome.

00:21It's bullshit.

00:22You know your parole officer said no costumes.

00:24Some shit's been going down, so we're asking the usual suspects.

00:27Pedophiles and such.

00:28Anything interesting?

00:29Some kids have been murdered.

00:30Kids murdered?

00:32So you ready for your first big adventure?

00:34Don't forget to check out our pics and like them if you do.

00:37I thought this place would be a lot more old and decrepit looking

00:40for the amount of years it's been abandoned.

00:43Fuck you, Jerry.

00:44What is it?

00:45I was just thinking about the Bernards.

00:47I mean, seeing her lying there like that,

00:49with all that blood with her heart ripped out.

00:52That's gross.

00:53Officer Green seems to think it was a bear.

00:55We didn't go there yet.

00:59Get the hell out of here now!

01:00You're the target!

01:019-1-1, what's your emergency?

01:02We're being attacked!

01:03No!

01:04No!

01:05No!

01:06No!

01:07No!

01:08No!

01:09No!

01:10No!

01:11No!

01:12No!

01:13Look!

01:14Get the hell out of here now!

01:15I'll shoot you back!

01:16You're the target!

01:179-1-1, what's your emergency?

01:24We're being attacked.

01:33What are you going to do, you fat fuck, huh?

01:37I'm not fat, you're fat.

01:41Now that's enough.

01:42Shit.

01:43You've been trespassing on my property and you're fucking my shit up.

01:48That's Krampus.

01:51Krampus.

01:52You know, another damn body, Bruce.

01:54Son of a bitch.

01:57Santa Claus, we're going to leave you and your killer Wookiee here alone and we're going to get the hell out of here.

02:02Did you not see my magic cane?

02:09How do you fit down the chimney?

02:10Magic, of course.

02:11There is no such thing as a naughty or a nice list.

02:17Krampus has had a return.

02:19We've got more kids.

02:22Dispatch Officer Green and Sean.

02:24How about we go to the police and tell them about your fucking boyfriend?

02:28No, you can't do that.

02:29Krampus cannot be killed.

02:31We're connected.

02:31I think human lives are a little bit more important than blowing your cover.

02:34Krampus kills children, puts them in that basket, then he takes them to hell.

02:39He was taking these slimy hairballs from the basket and putting them into the Christmas boxes.

02:43I think of a plan.

02:44Even more than killing children, he loves women.

02:50Let's get naughty.

02:53Goddamn piss shit, mother...

02:54This ain't no baby.

03:02How did Santa get you?

03:03I don't...

03:04I don't know where I'm the Krampus.

03:06Krampus!

03:07I want you to get out to Santa land.

03:11No!

03:15Sadie!

03:16Does Krampus talk?

03:17Never.

03:18Sadie!

03:18No!

03:19Can't breathe!

03:20Oh, shit.

03:25Shit.

03:30Kill them!

03:31Krampus!

03:32Put the women down!

03:33Now!

03:33You're crazy!

03:34Hello?

03:35Okay, what the fuck is going on?

03:38Chris!

03:38I knew you killed that kid.

03:40I knew you were crazy like that.

03:41The real killer's out there.

03:42He's Santa.

03:46Give me the fucking gun.

03:47Give me the neck.

03:47Oh, shit.

03:48Oh, shit.

03:49Oh, shit.

03:50Oh, shit.

03:51Oh, shit.

03:52Oh, shit.

03:53Oh, shit.

03:54Oh, shit.

03:55Oh, shit.

03:56Oh, shit.

03:57Oh, shit.

03:58What's she doing here?

03:59I got this.

04:00You chose tonight to call in some bitches for fun rides?

04:04That's not what it looks like.

04:05That must make her Mrs. Claus.

04:06Even when your business failed and we had to eat the reindeer, did I ever complain?

04:12We haven't heard from Sean in a while.

04:14Oh, shit.

04:15Oh, shit.

04:16Oh, shit.

04:17What have you done?

04:18I was portrayed as fat.

04:20We both know that I am fucking hot.

04:24I am cleansing the world of all the little shits, naughty or nice.

04:33Go get our sleigh.

04:35Go get your feet and go.

04:36Oh, shit.

04:37I'm so sorry.

04:48Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

04:50Stop!

04:52I'm so sorry.

05:06In the forties,

05:08your culture banned Krampus.

05:10God forbid

05:12they should scare a little morality

05:14into the children.

05:16Krampus was out of the picture in society's

05:18eyes and, you know, quite honestly

05:20they didn't need

05:22me anymore. Toys

05:24were made in factories.

05:26Presents bought. Santa's

05:28sit on their fat asses in malls.

05:30Place so that I could

05:32see the joy in the children's eyes

05:34once again. I had very high hopes for it.

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