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A woman who wants to leave her husband because she is tired of being cheated on. In an effort to protect her mother-in-law's feelings, her husband discovers new facts that have never been revealed.
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00:00:00Let's go.
00:04:00Masa sih Bu?
00:04:02Oh iya.
00:04:04Saya gak tau lupa belanjanya kemarin.
00:04:07Nanti saya beliin ya Bu.
00:04:08Eh Bu, saya jatuh dulu Bu.
00:04:10Foto dulu dong.
00:04:12Kenapa nih foto?
00:04:14Buat story Bu.
00:04:15Update.
00:04:15Guys, jangan lupa beli mentega.
00:04:21Hashtag server reminder.
00:04:23Tapi sebenarnya menurutku masih banyak cara untuk menyatukan dua roti.
00:04:28Sayangnya, dalam kasusku, salah satu rotinya sudah berjamur.
00:04:36Sayang.
00:04:37Sayang.
00:04:42Sayang.
00:04:43Sayang.
00:04:45Aku liat kunci mobil aku ke ya?
00:04:48Aku liat kunci mobil kok dimana ya?
00:04:54Aku nyari kok gak ada?
00:04:56Aku gak liat.
00:04:58Telet deh.
00:05:00Sepagini tuh telat.
00:05:02Emang janjian sama siapa?
00:05:03Dia kan ada janjian driving sekalian meeting.
00:05:05Jadi gak sarapan?
00:05:06Kok gak usah ya?
00:05:07Nanti aja di sana ya?
00:05:09Eh kamu ke toko siang kan?
00:05:11Gimana kalau?
00:05:13Tentu lagi.
00:05:16Yanni.
00:05:17Ya Pak.
00:05:18Yann, tolong Yann.
00:05:20Ah, kopi.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, tolong dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:24Siapa?
00:05:26Nanti siang mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gue bersama saya masukin ke mobil.
00:05:30Siapa?
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu aku tentara sih.
00:05:35Bapak bisa aja.
00:05:40Enak!
00:05:42Enak!
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:50Nanti soalnya ada meeting lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, balik ke rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:54Love you.
00:05:54Bye!
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:01Satu.
00:06:05Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye!
00:06:07Halo, ibu.
00:06:28Bu.
00:06:28Aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasangnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi.
00:06:34Nih, lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu, bu.
00:06:46Bu.
00:06:47Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok kayaknya cuma air doang, bu.
00:06:55Oh ya boleh.
00:06:55Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya banyak pikiran gitu loh, bu.
00:07:05Hihihi.
00:07:06Lihatannya ya?
00:07:07Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita bumerang aja dulu gimana, bu.
00:07:14Yah.
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, bu.
00:07:17Ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, bu.
00:07:26Oke, satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Hihihi, ya ampun ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik aman sih, bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:50Ini nih kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:52udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:57Iya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:59ya modelannya kayak saya gini, bu.
00:08:02Hihihi.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar loh, mbak.
00:08:08Aduh, ibu.
00:08:09Apa kayak nanya deh?
00:08:12Udahlah, bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Itu loh, bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu loh, bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:24kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Eh, driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Bagaimana?
00:08:32Super, bu. Super.
00:08:34Sampai ke driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu loh, bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Ah, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini,
00:08:44udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hahahaha.
00:08:47Gerecep lah, bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, bu.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:58Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:00Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:07Amin.
00:09:08Amin.
00:09:11Siap.
00:09:14Yuk, terus ibu mau apa lagi, bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titip rumah, ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, bu, terakhir dong.
00:09:24Udah ada dong, bu.
00:09:24Boskiu, boskiu.
00:09:26Boskiu.
00:09:28Boskiu cakep.
00:09:30Boskiu cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 0-0.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:51Ya lo denger gak, Presiden, ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:02Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:11Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak, apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:25Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:31Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:34Apa, apa, apa?
00:10:36Bukain.
00:10:37Bukain.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Biar beli saya gak?
00:10:48Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kombalikin gue yang punya.
00:10:59Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bilang sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Berahan.
00:11:06Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah, nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apa lagi sih?
00:11:17Alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi, Broto?
00:11:19Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:22Kamu kan tahu perjalanan aku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum kali juga kamu ngapain sama salah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:30Semel kantor.
00:11:32Baca.
00:11:34Baca!
00:11:36Anya!
00:11:36Cuma perek kot-kotan yang nama Instagram-nya biar gak tukar sama perek lain!
00:11:42Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:52Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:05Beneran?
00:12:05Iya beneran kamu sih.
00:12:07Ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:10Kamu malah ngambek sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, Yuk?
00:12:29Aku gak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah, Yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Astaga!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh.
00:12:42Apa-apa kan siang?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:50Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:52Ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingguin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:57Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik?
00:12:57Ngomong.
00:12:59Gok!
00:12:59Eh.
00:13:00Oke baik-baikin aku gak maka salah,
00:13:02Tapi omongnya aku kaya gimana.
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Nisin!
00:13:06Cusuri dong.
00:13:10Saya minta maaf ya.
00:13:11Bersiap.
00:13:12Lelap segit.
00:13:12Bersiap.
00:13:13Jangan benci siangmu.
00:13:17.
00:13:18I don't care about you, Broto.
00:13:45I'm just going to hang out with this one because I love you so much to you.
00:14:05You don't want to sing.
00:14:07What's that?
00:14:09What's that?
00:14:10You don't want to sing.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday, Ibu.
00:14:27Love you.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:30I love you.
00:14:31I wish.
00:14:32If you're the only one that you're looking for,
00:14:34you're the only one that you're looking for.
00:14:38I'm sorry.
00:14:42Don't feel sick until you feel sick.
00:14:45I love you, I Bi.
00:14:47Author that is what I do.
00:14:49V'yepakim.
00:14:51Awesome.
00:14:54V'yepakim.
00:14:55Whatever you see.
00:14:57V'yepakim.
00:14:58I'm Fatherné.
00:15:07Maybe one day come back.
00:15:09Ibu tiba-tiba, eh, kesini?
00:15:12Hmm...
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang aku?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir,
00:15:20Ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Hmm, gimana sih?
00:15:28Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Oh...
00:15:39Nggak usah dong.
00:15:40Uh, gak enak kan di rumah berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:44Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:46Gak deh.
00:15:47Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:52Mau panggilan dulu?
00:15:54Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Ah...
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya
00:16:06soalnya ngurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:08Oh, ibu.
00:16:10Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, ibu.
00:16:14Hmm...
00:16:16Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, ibu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat stiker gitu yang
00:16:23Selamat datang di tempat smator kami.
00:16:26Bila anda belanja hari ini, besok anda akan mendapatkan.
00:16:28Gak dapat kakak, cuma 90%.
00:16:32Terus itu...
00:16:35Itu...
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan temen, tapi sekarang...
00:16:41Gak usah hilang, sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:43Ibu, duduk aja dulu, duduk.
00:16:51Seterahat dulu, capek kan pasti Mbak Yanni.
00:16:53Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:54Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:16:58Gak sayang, gak pake gula-gula.
00:17:00Iya, sebenarnya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tunggu, Ben, sendirian?
00:17:07Dimas mana?
00:17:09Perfense air panas, mau kelewat.
00:17:12Perfense air panas, mau kelewat.
00:17:18Kok tunggu, Ben, jangan.
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:29Halo, ibu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, ibu?
00:17:33Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampai rumah, gak ada orang.
00:17:36Sepedan doang tadi sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:43Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:49Bentar ya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudukin, gimana apa?
00:17:55Bikinin teh ke mobilnya.
00:18:00Apa?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang tamaku keluar dari pintu belakang sekarang juga.
00:18:04Ya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya bapak, ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya bapak.
00:18:09Kalo dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik, ya.
00:18:11Gak kayak bapak.
00:18:12Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, bapak kan ganteng, pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bilang aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:22Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:23Jadi, setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:24Aku bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:25Waduh.
00:18:26Lagi sakit aja.
00:18:27Karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:28Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:29Kamu namakin aku sama, Ma.
00:18:30Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:31Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:32Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:33Ya, bener tau ya.
00:18:34Bu.
00:18:35Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:36Nih.
00:18:37Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:38Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:39Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:40Kalo bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, ya, Pak.
00:18:41Ya.
00:18:42Iya, bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:43Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:18:45Nih.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:50Kalo bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, ya, Pak.
00:18:53Ya.
00:18:54Iya, bapak emang sukanya manis-manis.
00:18:56Saking sukanya mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Nih gua tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:09Beritanya dari tadi, gak ada yang nyenakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada berita.
00:19:27Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Hah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:33Juna, apa yang susah pulih?
00:19:35Masih tonton TV ya, Bu.
00:19:36Ntar mau makin stress.
00:19:37Ayo.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu, di koran pagi.
00:19:47Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:51Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Tapi iya tuh gimana gak ibu stress.
00:20:03Bu.
00:20:05Aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Mau ngomong apa sih?
00:20:11Hmm?
00:20:28Apa?
00:20:33Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:40Situasinya masih gak konusif.
00:20:42Gak apa-apa.
00:20:44Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu lebih banget kelas itu.
00:20:47Gak.
00:20:49Tak apa-apa.
00:20:50Kan kita juga harus mengikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:52Gitu?
00:20:53Ya, Bapak.
00:20:54Gak apa-apa.
00:20:55Gak apa-apa.
00:20:56Ya udah aku siapin kamar ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:18Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu senang dia.
00:21:22Dia kaya untuk sekarang.
00:21:23Gak apa-apa.
00:21:24Gak apa-apa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Lu Tiora.
00:21:34Petangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua.
00:21:36Ada yang lima.
00:21:37Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu senang kok.
00:21:45Ya udah lah.
00:21:46Kalau gitu.
00:21:47Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:48Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:49Tunggu kode.
00:21:50Iya.
00:21:51Pasti.
00:21:52Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:53Iya.
00:21:54Kalau perlu ngantar.
00:21:55Udah selesai.
00:21:56Ibu capek nih.
00:21:57Mau ngurusin buku gue.
00:21:58Iya.
00:21:59Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:00Laper lah.
00:22:01Laper lah.
00:22:02Udah selesai.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:05Ibu capek nih.
00:22:07Mau ngurusin buku gue.
00:22:09Iya.
00:22:10Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:12Laper lah.
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Pastikan gue laper.
00:22:16Yuk.
00:22:17Soto kamu.
00:22:19Ingat kan?
00:22:20Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:24Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:26Khas.
00:22:27Mama Mia.
00:22:28Ya.
00:22:29Kalo begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:33Ayu.
00:22:34Ya sayang.
00:22:39Oke ibu udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya dada semua bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:22:59Aduh.
00:23:00Saya belum KTM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu gak ada cash rumah saya pincang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah siap sana.
00:23:14Kalo gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di bukas?
00:23:16Tolongnya mana?
00:23:19Belum.
00:23:21Berapa?
00:23:22100.
00:23:23200.
00:23:24Yuk.
00:23:25Yuk.
00:23:26Yuk.
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:34Kes.
00:23:35Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayu.
00:23:40Ayu.
00:23:41Yuk.
00:23:42Ako rasenya bukan kebetulan Yuk.
00:23:46Yuk.
00:23:47Yuk.
00:23:48I want to come here, I want to come here during lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown is not 2-3 days.
00:23:54It's a week or a month.
00:23:58I feel like this is a sign of God if we can't be clear.
00:24:03God?
00:24:05It's a sign of God?
00:24:07Yes.
00:24:09It's not a sign of God.
00:24:12You can't talk with him, you can't talk with him?
00:24:18What?
00:24:20Sayang?
00:24:21No, I can't talk with him.
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:28Sit down here.
00:24:30Please, Dad.
00:24:393 days.
00:24:41I'll give you 3 days.
00:24:43After that, I'll take my mother.
00:24:45I'll go.
00:24:48He'll go.
00:24:50He'll go.
00:24:51Look.
00:24:52Me.
00:24:53He'll go.
00:24:55He's okay.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the house.
00:24:59Where is the link in the bank?
00:25:01There's a city of high school.
00:25:02Is that the house?
00:25:03Man, my house is our house is going to make sense.
00:25:06Is that it?
00:25:07It's going to make sense.
00:25:08Back down.
00:25:09Wait, what are the things?
00:25:11How do I make sense?
00:25:12This is the gubernur and governor.
00:25:13Yes.
00:25:14So, every home will be in quarantine themselves.
00:25:16But how long is this?
00:25:18I don't know too much, Bu.
00:25:20I hope not to be too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Bu.
00:25:25Aduh, Mas Bambang, how are you?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:30Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:33How about if my partner, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36we can go back here?
00:25:38He's the same.
00:25:40But then, Bu,
00:25:42we can ask for help,
00:25:45then we can go back home, Bu.
00:25:48How about, Bu?
00:25:50I think, Bu,
00:25:52I think, Mas Bambang will be useful.
00:26:12Le, Ayu mana?
00:26:18Ya.
00:26:19Ayu.
00:26:20Ayu?
00:26:21Hah?
00:26:22Kayaknya di kamar mungkin, Bu.
00:26:25Ya udah.
00:26:26Ibu mau cari Ayu dulu.
00:26:31Kamu kenapa sih ngelamun?
00:26:33Hah?
00:26:34Ini kerjaan.
00:26:36Mas, masa sebulan gak ketemu, Mas.
00:26:42Aku gak kuat loh.
00:26:46Ah, biarin, biarin.
00:26:48Beneran, Mas.
00:26:49Aku gak mau sendiri di sini, Mas.
00:26:51Aku mau sama Mas Bambang.
00:26:53Titik.
00:26:55Aku mau minggah, pokoknya.
00:26:58Hah?
00:26:59Apa?
00:27:01Keluar?
00:27:02Mas Bambang.
00:27:04Mas Bambang.
00:27:05Mas Bambang.
00:27:06Mas Bambang.
00:27:29Tampak.
00:27:30Mas Bambang.
00:27:36Ya lagi cari tempat sepi dulu.
00:27:38Ini di rumah bikin pusing, tau gak?
00:27:40Ibu aku tiba-tiba dateng.
00:27:41Kamu enak dong rame-rame di sana.
00:27:43Aku di sini sendirian.
00:27:44Aku takut.
00:27:45Kamu kesini ya sekarang, please.
00:27:47Please.
00:27:48Ya gak bisa dong, sayang.
00:27:50Justru kamu sendirian itu aman.
00:27:52Udah kamu diam aja di situ.
00:27:54Tapi aku takut sendirian.
00:27:56Kalau misalnya nanti aku sendirian di sini terus...
00:28:01Orang-orang di apartemen aku pada...
00:28:03Kena virus ini terus jadi zombie gimana?
00:28:06Anya...
00:28:07Virusnya virus flu.
00:28:09Ya?
00:28:10Bukan virus zombie.
00:28:11Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri, itu gak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:15Tapi tetep aja aku takut.
00:28:20Kamu kesini doang, please.
00:28:23Oke.
00:28:24Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:28Ngapain ya?
00:28:29Eh, terus aku gak bisa ke situ.
00:28:31Rumahku aja di segera.
00:28:32Oh iya.
00:28:33Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:37Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:39Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Eh, enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:45Aduh, sayang nyalain video call-nya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:56Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:08Ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:10Ya.
00:29:21Buka!
00:29:22Buka!
00:29:23Buka!
00:29:24Buka!
00:29:25Buka!
00:29:26Buka!
00:29:27Buka!
00:29:28Buka!
00:29:29Buka!
00:29:30Buka!
00:29:31Buka!
00:29:32Buka!
00:29:33Buka!
00:29:34Buka!
00:29:35Buka!
00:29:36Buka!
00:29:37Buka!
00:29:38Buka!
00:29:39Buka!
00:29:40Buka!
00:29:41Buka!
00:29:42Buka!
00:29:43You don't work, right?
00:29:45I'm going to slow down.
00:29:47I'm going to go here.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:29:51I don't know.
00:29:53I don't know.
00:29:55Love.
00:29:57Love.
00:29:59Love.
00:30:01Love.
00:30:13Love.
00:30:15Yes.
00:30:16Kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani.
00:30:24Just money.
00:30:26Guys.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:33Weni kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:41Guys.
00:30:42Lockdown.
00:30:43Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Bu.
00:30:47Ibu.
00:30:48Ya.
00:30:49Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tau lo masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:54Kasihannya leper.
00:30:55Iya bu.
00:30:56Nanti Ani liat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:30:59Ya.
00:31:00Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu.
00:31:04Tenang bu.
00:31:05Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:13Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti.
00:31:16Wah.
00:31:17Sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu.
00:31:19Enak.
00:31:20Ya udah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar.
00:31:22Kasian.
00:31:23Iya bu.
00:31:24Ini ini dia.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:27Oh.
00:31:28Oh.
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:30Oh.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:33Ambilnya selatan sama.
00:31:34Oh.
00:31:35Oh.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:38Oh.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:40What is it?
00:31:42What is it?
00:31:44What is it?
00:31:46You left my car in my car.
00:31:48Ayu put my car in my car.
00:31:50And she found me.
00:31:52Now I'm ready.
00:31:54Why? I never left my car in my car.
00:31:58There's no name here.
00:32:00How did I put my car in my car?
00:32:04I never put my car in my car.
00:32:06This is what?
00:32:08That's not my car in my car, brother.
00:32:12Ayu, tell me about my car.
00:32:14That's the car in my car?
00:32:16You're still in my car.
00:32:18Brother.
00:32:20Come on.
00:32:22Come on.
00:32:24Come on.
00:32:26Why are you doing it?
00:32:28Come on.
00:32:30I was thinking about it.
00:32:34Did you ever do that?
00:32:36I was thinking about it.
00:32:38Why are you doing it?
00:32:40Because I want to have a car in my car.
00:32:42How about if it's empty?
00:32:44What are you doing?
00:32:46What are you doing?
00:32:48There's a lot.
00:32:50There's a lot.
00:32:52I'm going to sleep.
00:32:54I'm going to sleep.
00:32:56Yes.
00:32:57Yes.
00:32:58Yes.
00:32:59Yes.
00:33:00Yes, Ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai Ibu tahu.
00:33:06Jangan berisik nih, Mas.
00:33:12What are you doing?
00:33:14What are you doing?
00:33:16What are you doing?
00:33:20Let's go, baby.
00:33:22Gak bisa.
00:33:23Ibu nyuruh aku itu masak buat Ibu sepuh.
00:33:26Gak bisa, gak bisa.
00:33:27Lah kamu ngajakin kamu mau ngapain lagi?
00:33:29Gini, udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya, tapi...
00:33:31Aduh...
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana atau ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini.
00:33:35Gak bisa nanti di cari ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain, udah ngaceng.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Oh, di sini.
00:33:42Ya?
00:33:43Saat gimana nih?
00:33:44Eh, kristirah di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang.
00:33:47Kalau macu aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Oh, ayah, diam.
00:33:50Tidak.
00:33:51Tuh, secerup-cerup aja.
00:33:52Diam.
00:33:53Tidak.
00:33:54Tidak.
00:33:55Hah?
00:34:01Ayah.
00:34:06Asuh.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:11Mbak Yanni, kok kamu tiba-tiba ada di situ?
00:34:29Nah, Bu.
00:34:31Tadi Yanni ngelewat sini, ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:34Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat, Bu.
00:34:41Tidak.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:49Mau ke belakang, sinyalnya lebih bagus di belakang.
00:34:51Kalau di sini, saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu.
00:34:58Tapi jangan ke daerah kamar Riani.
00:35:01Itu sinyalnya dead.
00:35:03Ambiar, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Aduh, mah.
00:35:07Iya, iya.
00:35:11Nah, Mbak Yanni.
00:35:13Nanti kalau misalnya ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja gak tau ya.
00:35:16Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:17Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Ya, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa?
00:35:27Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalau aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:33Mana ada waktu sama cinta lain.
00:35:35Kalau aku itu pada siapa?
00:35:39Nah, itu.
00:35:47Yan.
00:35:48Telor, dede.
00:35:49Telor.
00:35:50Ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Ini jantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:55Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:35:59Ya, ini, Bu.
00:36:00Yang cepet ya telor.
00:36:01Kambing?
00:36:02Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:03Kalau kambing kan terpedor, Bu.
00:36:06Telornya.
00:36:07Daging kambing.
00:36:09Gak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak cus kalau buat am-am.
00:36:15Am-am.
00:36:16Am-am.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih itu ya, Uyeh?
00:36:19Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:22Ya, Bu.
00:36:23Gini aja, Yan.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalau belanja, Yan.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:28Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:30Kambing, toge.
00:36:31Ya.
00:36:32Terus kalau buat buahyu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya.
00:36:38Soalnya, ibu udah pengen punah cucu.
00:36:40Oh alah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yanie paham, Bu.
00:36:43Kalau itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yanie kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yanie di kampung.
00:36:46Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pakai apa, Yan?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak bawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga bawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, enggak mungkin.
00:36:57Udah lah.
00:36:58Kamu masak aja pesanan ibu.
00:37:00Ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalau buat ibu ya.
00:37:03Bu.
00:37:04Ini omelet aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:06Tapi tambah susu sedikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya.
00:37:09Makasih, Yan.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh.
00:37:13Ayu mana?
00:37:14Eh.
00:37:15Dari tadi sih.
00:37:17Dari tadi sih.
00:37:18Yanie belum lihat ibu Ayu di mana, Bu.
00:37:21Bu.
00:37:22Bu.
00:37:23Bu.
00:37:24Bu.
00:37:25Bu.
00:37:26Bu.
00:37:27Bu.
00:37:28Bu.
00:37:29Bu.
00:37:30Bu.
00:37:31Bu.
00:37:32Bu.
00:37:33Bu.
00:37:34Bu.
00:37:35Bu.
00:37:36Bu.
00:37:37Bu.
00:37:38Bu.
00:37:39Bu.
00:37:40Bu.
00:37:41Bu.
00:37:42Bu.
00:37:43Bu.
00:37:44Bu.
00:37:45Bu.
00:37:46Bu.
00:37:47Bu.
00:37:48Bu.
00:37:49Bu.
00:37:50Bu.
00:37:51Bu.
00:37:52Bu.
00:37:53Bu.
00:37:54Bu.
00:37:55Bu.
00:37:56Bu.
00:37:57Bu.
00:37:58Bu.
00:37:59Bu.
00:38:00Bu.
00:38:01Bu.
00:38:02Bu.
00:38:03Bu.
00:38:04Ah go go!
00:38:16Hmm!
00:38:17Oh no!
00:38:19See ya!
00:38:20Coo!
00:38:21Kamer ganti!
00:38:23Why are you?
00:38:28Cakeet!
00:38:30Omelet!
00:38:32Eh, Ibu Ayu!
00:38:33Bu Sepuh!
00:38:35Eh, ini omelet spesial untuk Bu Sepuh!
00:38:40Enak pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu!
00:38:44Ya ini siapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:46Mari Bu, yuk!
00:38:50Hai!
00:38:51Handsome!
00:38:53Handsome Anbak!
00:38:56Yuk, aku ready nih!
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang sedikit sih,
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:04Come on!
00:39:05Come to Mama!
00:39:07Enggak!
00:39:08Enggak pengen!
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:23Aduh!
00:39:24Terus?
00:39:25Katanya!
00:39:26Yaudah!
00:39:27Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:30Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:33Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:36Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:38Serius Mas?
00:39:40Kamu sih!
00:39:41Aduh!
00:39:42Ngapain?
00:39:43Tadi aku dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:46Aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:47Udah dibawa masuk kesini!
00:39:49Nggak diapapain lagi!
00:39:50Maaf dong Mas!
00:39:55Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:39:59Nggak ada kerjaan!
00:40:00Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:02Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh!
00:40:05Supaya kamu enakannya!
00:40:07Krokin deh!
00:40:08Krokin!
00:40:09Krokin!
00:40:10Ayo!
00:40:11Yuk!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Ugar bahan sama!
00:40:14Uuuuh!
00:40:16Uuuuh!
00:40:17Uuuuh!
00:40:18Ya lama lo aku gak liat bedan kamu yang bodi banget ini!
00:40:23Uuuuh!
00:40:24Uuuuh!
00:40:25Bebersih!
00:40:26Bebersih ya!
00:40:27Tapi abis krokin heem heem heem ya!
00:40:34Mas!
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal disini aja?
00:40:39Ya...
00:40:40Tunggara nanti kalau bos kamu tau dipolisiin lo gitu!
00:40:44cono?
00:40:45Just until lockdown is finished, Mas.
00:40:48It's safe, safe.
00:40:52Then, if you want to go to bed, what do you want to go to bed?
00:40:56If you want to go to bed, it's easy, Mas.
00:41:00Then, you'll have to go to bed, just when people are going to bed.
00:41:03If there's no one, it's safe.
00:41:06What's your head? I want to go to bed.
00:41:09You have a lot of head, calm down.
00:41:11I'm going to go to bed, and I'm going to go to bed.
00:41:15Good morning, Mas!
00:41:26I want to relax!
00:41:29Come on, come on!
00:41:34One more time!
00:41:40Alright!
00:42:15Bapak, Aduh.
00:42:19Ini Ibu.
00:42:23Iya, Bu. Bentar, Bu.
00:42:27Iya, iya.
00:42:29Bangun, bangun, bangun. Ibu, ibu.
00:42:37Bangun, Ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:44Hei, ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawain sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Aduh.
00:42:52Terima kasih, Bu.
00:42:54Ini teh ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumuan rupanya loh.
00:42:58Itu buat kejantangan kamu.
00:43:02Kalau ini Ayu ini juga.
00:43:04Itu bisa nampak kesuburan.
00:43:08Kalau rotinya, terus buat kamu.
00:43:10Ya.
00:43:11Makasih ya.
00:43:12Makasih, Bu.
00:43:14Posisi kalian setelah bercinta.
00:43:18Aduh.
00:43:22Ini serius loh.
00:43:28Kalian perhatiin ya.
00:43:30Ini tuh penting.
00:43:32Ya.
00:43:34Ini bukan porno.
00:43:36Ini ilmu tau.
00:43:38Kamu, ya.
00:43:39Kamu tuh Ayu harus di bawah.
00:43:41Nah, brotonya yang di atas.
00:43:44Gitu loh.
00:43:46Hah?
00:43:47Udah.
00:43:48Gue contohin ya.
00:43:50Eh, eh, Bu.
00:43:51Jangan, jangan.
00:43:52Bu, ngapain sih.
00:43:53Udah, sebentar.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55Biar ngerti.
00:44:00Nih ya.
00:44:02Nah.
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini.
00:44:05Supaya, semuanya tuh bisa berenang untuk cari telurnya Ayu.
00:44:1115 menit lah.
00:44:14Dah.
00:44:16Bisa gak?
00:44:17Bisa.
00:44:19Ayu, ayo.
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin.
00:44:22Coba kamu dipraktekin yuk.
00:44:24Hmm.
00:44:37Toto.
00:44:38Kamu tuh.
00:44:39Jangan diem aja.
00:44:40Hah?
00:44:41Sini sini.
00:44:42Tanganmu taruh di sini.
00:44:44Nih, deket terakhirnya.
00:44:47Gini?
00:44:48Ya.
00:44:49Soalnya gini.
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu.
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si dedek-dedek itu.
00:44:55Bisa menang cepet.
00:44:57Gitu loh.
00:44:59Terus.
00:45:01Kamu aja ngobrol.
00:45:04Kacak ngobrol.
00:45:07Gini?
00:45:08Iya.
00:45:09Dede.
00:45:10Eh.
00:45:11Halo.
00:45:12Berenang, berenang.
00:45:13Iya, iya, iya.
00:45:14Nyelam, nyelam.
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa, ya.
00:45:18Nanti deh.
00:45:19Ibu wain kamu ya, doanya.
00:45:21Ya.
00:45:22Tahu dari mana sih kayak beginian?
00:45:23Udah lah, kerjain aja.
00:45:24Ya.
00:45:25Iya, iya.
00:45:26Ya, iya.
00:45:31Ya, udah.
00:45:32Ya udah.
00:45:33Ya udah.
00:45:34Ya udah.
00:45:35Diberantekin dulu sekarang.
00:45:36Masa ibu nonton di sini.
00:45:37Tuh.
00:45:38Masa?
00:45:39Masa sekarang?
00:45:40Iya.
00:45:41Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong.
00:45:42Biasalah.
00:45:43Biasalah.
00:45:44Masa.
00:45:45Belum.
00:45:46Yawis.
00:45:47Ya.
00:45:48Pokoknya ibu cepat-cepat cucu ya dari kalian ya.
00:45:49Ya.
00:45:50Ya.
00:45:51Allah.
00:45:52Ya.
00:45:53Ya, udah.
00:45:54Ya.
00:45:55Ya.
00:45:56Ya, udah.
00:45:57Ya, udah.
00:45:58Tuh-2.
00:45:59Ya.
00:46:00Ya.
00:46:01Ya udah.
00:48:24What's your name?
00:48:26What's your name?
00:48:32What's your name?
00:48:34Oh, that's right.
00:48:36That's right.
00:48:38That's right.
00:48:40That's right.
00:48:44What are you talking about?
00:48:46Interactive.
00:48:52Ton.
00:48:54Do you have a phone call?
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:58What's the phone call?
00:49:00What's the phone call?
00:49:02Lo lagi di depan, Ayu.
00:49:04Iya, biar dia dengar sekalian.
00:49:06Taruh, jadi...
00:49:08Jadi kamu suruh Anton selidiki nomor aku?
00:49:10Iya?
00:49:11Eh, kenapa?
00:49:12Serius?
00:49:13Kenapa kamu takut?
00:49:14Bentar, bentar.
00:49:16Ini gila sih.
00:49:18Aku udah curigel.
00:49:22Serana dalam yang kamu temuin itu bukan punya nyanya-nyanya.
00:49:26Tapi kamu sendiri yang naruh.
00:49:28Biar kita bisa cerai, aku yang salah.
00:49:30Tidak.
00:49:32Tidak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin, mana buktinya?
00:49:34Ini buktinya.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Ton.
00:49:37Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang cari ngotak HP ini lo.
00:49:40Nah.
00:49:41Tantalu, tenang, tenang, tenang.
00:49:43Sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:46Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:48Hehehehehe.
00:49:49Denger gak?
00:49:55Tanta?
00:49:57Maksud lo gimana?
00:49:59Kok nomor gue?
00:50:00Ya iya, kan lo tanya sama gue.
00:50:02Satu nomor yang sering lepon keluar masuk bimu lo.
00:50:05Ya nomor ini nomor dulu.
00:50:06Yeah, I'm the lachy, if I say my name, I'll tell you that I don't have to pay attention to you.
00:50:18You're so sick.
00:50:20I don't have to pay attention to you.
00:50:30Ma, I love you.
00:50:33It's a cake.
00:50:35Please, please.
00:50:37It's a cake.
00:50:39That's a cake.
00:50:41It's a cake.
00:50:43Let's eat it.
00:50:45Let's eat it.
00:50:47Let's eat it.
00:50:49Why?
00:50:51Why?
00:50:53Why?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57Why?
00:50:59Why?
00:51:01Then, if I get to do the corner, I want to do the corner with the corner.
00:51:05I want to do the corner.
00:51:07You can go on a silverware.
00:51:09Why?
00:51:11Why?
00:51:13I'll change the gold you got.
00:51:15Let's do that.
00:51:17I'll change the gold.
00:51:19I'll change the gold.
00:51:21Seriously?
00:51:23I'll change the gold.
00:51:25But I lose the gold.
00:51:27Tony.
00:51:2920-25 juta alah segitu aja kok gue ngomong dari awal udah langsung tak serta beneran ya Iya
00:51:38tapi mau jadi transfer Mas kenapa nabung di bank itu riba aku nyalain disini kabungan don't worry
00:51:47tapi begini itu kan aku ngasih duit investasi harus ada timbal baliknya dong enak tapi makan dulu nih
00:52:01togenya biar mirin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak yang banyak hanya cuma perek kotoran
00:52:10namanya celana dalamnya biar gak ketukar sama merek lain mana pernah aku namanya celana dalam aku
00:52:16begini kamu tahu aku jarang pakai celana dalam
00:52:30apa lagi sih Ton gak puas lo bikin malu gue sorry tentang kejadian tadi tuh bukan maksud gue untuk kejebak lo atau gimana-gimana
00:52:39toh gue punya informasi baru toh lupa apa lagi sih ha buruan deh hacker gue bilang ada satu nomor lagi
00:52:47di email yang sama di handphone video maksudnya gimana bini lu punya dua nomor lu gak tahu enggak selalu gue satu
00:52:54doang dan di nomor yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin lo kirimin gue nomornya
00:53:00sekarang ya
00:53:02selamat menikmati
00:53:28yang terkait
00:53:30ah
00:53:32wa
00:53:33wa
00:53:35wa
00:53:36yuk
00:53:37yuk
00:53:39yuk
00:53:40yuk
00:53:43yuk
00:53:44ayo
00:53:45makasih lo
00:53:50yuk
00:53:51yuk
00:53:52yuk
00:53:53What's up?
00:53:55What is it?
00:53:57What's up?
00:53:59You're trying to get your phone off again?
00:54:01I don't know what I'm talking about
00:54:03What's up?
00:54:07What's up?
00:54:09I've already seen you.
00:54:11You're using me?
00:54:13You don't know anything else?
00:54:15What's up?
00:54:17What's up?
00:54:19You're representing your darling?
00:54:23I think I'm a real
00:54:27I don't know what I'm gonna go
00:54:33I'm going to
00:54:36I'm going to
00:54:39You don't have your own
00:54:40I don't know
00:54:42Anton
00:54:42I don't know
00:54:43I don't know
00:54:45I don't know
00:54:46I don't know
00:54:47I don't know
00:54:49I don't know
00:54:51I don't know if I have no number one, I often have no phone for him.
00:54:55It's for you, I'm not sure!
00:54:58What's that?
00:55:00I am a 2-year-old.
00:55:05I'm a 2-year-old.
00:55:09I'm a 2-year-old.
00:55:11I'm a 3-year-old.
00:55:13I'm a 3-year-old.
00:55:15I'm a 3-year-old.
00:55:17I'm a 3-year-old.
00:55:19Oh ngomong apa sih Hai ini makes sense semuanya Hai eh selana dalam yang lo temuin itu lo
00:55:28sendiri yang naruhkan Hai celana dalem apa-apa dalam perempuan pulang marah-marah minta cerai
00:55:34bilangnya Pak nemu celana dalem di mobil aku padahal nih dia yang naruh sendiri drama lo
00:55:42drama jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang
00:55:49itu Hah ayo mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan kamu aja bongkar semuanya berani gak
00:56:08Hai brotha Hai ibu sudah tahu semua tentang A nya kelakuan kamu udah lama ibu tahu
00:56:18I thought I was going to die, but I thought it was going to be gone.
00:56:25But you're going to die.
00:56:37What did you do?
00:56:39You forgot your name.
00:56:42Your father, Hadi Sutejo,
00:56:45You make all your business be able to do it.
00:56:48There are a lot of people that you can ask me to help.
00:56:55You are a good, beautiful, beautiful,
00:56:59and still you are still alive.
00:57:00You're a idiot!
00:57:02Do you know you're a idiot?
00:57:06You hear me?
00:57:08You're a idiot!
00:57:10Why are you a idiot?
00:57:12Ayu, Ibu know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24Ibu know?
00:57:26Ayu and Dimas, Ibu know?
00:57:28Isn't that right?
00:57:30He's coming out of Dimas!
00:57:31I don't want to meet you, Ibu!
00:57:33I'm coming out of Dimas.
00:57:38Tomorrow Ibu will call Dimas to call here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:48I don't want to call Dimas.
00:57:51I want to go now from this place.
00:57:54There's no way to go.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:59I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:03I want to call Dimas.
00:58:05You want to call Dimas?
00:58:07You want to call Dimas?
00:58:09Okay!
00:58:12There's no way to call Dimas.
00:58:14Before everything is explained.
00:58:18We'll do it again.
00:58:20We'll do it again.
00:58:21You'll sleep with Ibu.
00:58:26While at night, you'll think well.
00:58:29What will you decide for tomorrow?
00:58:33Good night, Ibu.
00:58:36I Elizabeth, I will.
00:58:39I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:41I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:42I don't want to call Dimas.
00:58:43I don't want.
00:58:44I don't want that to call.
00:58:45Your family was that I was watching.
00:58:46My family was doing the same!
00:58:47My family was taking the same.
00:58:49I don't understand it.
00:58:50I can help you.
00:58:51I don't understand it.
00:58:52I don't understand your family.
00:58:54Thank you, Lord.
00:59:24Thank you, Lord.
01:00:24Thank you, Lord.
01:00:54Thank you, Lord.
01:01:24Thank you, Lord.
01:01:54Thank you, Lord.
01:02:24Thank you, Lord.
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:03:00Gak anak badan ya?
01:03:04Yaudah.
01:03:05Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:15Aku takut anak-anak aku berantem, udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:25Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu,
01:03:55juga benar-gurin gue juga.
01:04:05Iya.
01:04:07Oh, oh, oh.
01:04:10Oh, oh.
01:04:12I don't want to go
01:04:16Ah
01:04:28Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hai Dimas
01:04:32Hai Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu?
01:04:38Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:40Udah nanti masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mbak Yu
01:04:50Eh Mas
01:04:52Sehat
01:04:58Mas Mambang
01:05:00Kawat kawat kawat kawat kawat
01:05:02Kamu kemana sih lo Bang?
01:05:04Aduh Mas
01:05:06Itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak?
01:05:10Belom
01:05:12Eh tadi
01:05:14Ibu tua masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana?
01:05:18Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:21Katanya
01:05:22Kamu
01:05:24Bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh
01:05:27Ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:30Duh
01:05:32Kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:36Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:38Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:40Gimana itu Yan?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:52Tabungan aku
01:05:54Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Yalah
01:05:56Duit ini?
01:05:58Iya
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Rata
01:06:08Kamu duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:10Dia akan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh kapan sih mah
01:06:14Kepatut lo
01:06:15Ayo lo
01:06:16Stap
01:06:17Rata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ya Ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:40Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:54Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh bener eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:12Hei
01:07:15Ibu
01:07:16Sekarang nih
01:07:17Dia lagi nyeles
01:07:18Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:20Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang nyelesannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:25Getah
01:07:26Nggak sampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu gue aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bro tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh lo diem ya
01:07:37Lo diem ya
01:07:38Munafik ya
01:07:39Lo pikir dengan lo tidur dengan adek gue
01:07:40Lo lebih suci dari gue
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas
01:07:43Mas nurut
01:07:44Eh anjingnya mau gak lu
01:07:45Dimas
01:07:46Biar aku ajain jelasin
01:07:47Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:03Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:06Dan ternyata
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:10Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:14Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:18Routine ngobrol
01:08:21Teleponan
01:08:23Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:27Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adik kamu
01:08:31Lihat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas
01:08:35Mas bentar lo harus dengerin dulu
01:08:36Dimas
01:08:40Dimas
01:08:44Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:47Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:50Jadi
01:08:51Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah
01:08:55Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:08:57Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:01Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:04Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:10Ya
01:09:11Ya
01:09:14Engga lah
01:09:15Engga
01:09:16Engga
01:09:17Denk
01:09:18Diam
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah
01:09:23Tuh ya
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:28Dan lo
01:09:30Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo
01:09:33It's all about you and you will go from here.
01:09:39I don't want to ask you.
01:09:40I'm going to do it from the morning.
01:09:42Good.
01:09:43Bu, bu, bu.
01:09:44This is all wrong, bu.
01:09:45This is not true like this.
01:09:46Mas, I'm sorry to Allah.
01:09:47I don't have a hubung with you with me.
01:09:50I don't know.
01:09:51I don't know.
01:09:52I don't know.
01:09:53I don't know.
01:09:54I don't know.
01:09:55I don't know.
01:09:56I don't know.
01:09:57I don't know.
01:09:58I don't know.
01:09:59I don't know.
01:10:00I don't know.
01:10:01I don't know.
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama Ibu Sepuh.
01:10:07Aduh.
01:10:09Doain aku ya, Mas?
01:10:12Ya.
01:10:13Semangat, Sayang.
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa.
01:10:17Eh, Mas.
01:10:19Tapi,
01:10:20kalau ini semua selesai,
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk.
01:10:24Kita nikah aja.
01:10:25Biarin pakai uang aku aja.
01:10:27Aku rela.
01:10:28Ya?
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau.
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya.
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:33Jangan pernah yanati aku.
01:10:36Ya?
01:10:37Ya, Nih.
01:10:39Ya, Nih.
01:10:40Masih meragukan cintaku saja.
01:10:45Kalau urusan janji setia,
01:10:48akan aku pegang teguh.
01:10:51Sampai akhir hayatku nanti.
01:10:54Seperti kata Glenn Bradley.
01:10:58Tak pernah setengahan.
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya, Mas?
01:11:05Udah ganti, Tom.
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya.
01:11:08Janji ya?
01:11:09Ya, ya, ya.
01:11:10Mas Bambang.
01:11:11Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:12Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu soal mainan HP.
01:11:26Tapi pakai senyum-senyum.
01:11:28Ya terus?
01:11:29Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum?
01:11:32Oh ya, jelas dong.
01:11:34Ini handphone.
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin di sini waktu Bu Ayu telepon.
01:11:40Ibu!
01:11:41Ini buah kesukaan Ibu.
01:11:45Ya, ya.
01:11:46Hei, Bu?
01:11:47Ya udah, Yani kebelakangan lagi, Ibu.
01:11:50Ibu makan dong.
01:11:51Dari kemarin nggak pernah makan, Ibu.
01:11:52Nanti Yanil lagi yang makan.
01:11:54Iya, Bu.
01:11:55Ya, Masih.
01:11:56Sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor.
01:11:58Nih buktinya.
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau.
01:12:02Terus, sejak saat itu.
01:12:05Aku bener-bener nggak bisa ngelupain gitu.
01:12:08Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah.
01:12:12Bu, Bu ini nggak pernah kejadian kayak begini, Bu.
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya.
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja.
01:12:16Iya.
01:12:17Buktinya tuh.
01:12:19Bu, Mas.
01:12:22Sumpah, Mas.
01:12:24Dulu emang Mbak Ayu tuh suka nelfonin aku.
01:12:26Suka nge-chat aku.
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat.
01:12:29Katanya Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu.
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa, nggak ngerti.
01:12:34Tapi, sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak...
01:12:37Mbak Ayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa...
01:12:40Sorry ya.
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku.
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku.
01:12:46Ya nggak mungkin lah.
01:12:47Aku lanjutin lagi.
01:12:48Udah stop.
01:12:49Aku cut sampe di situ, Bu.
01:12:51Aku nggak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu.
01:12:53Mbak Ayu nge-chat aku juga nggak pernah bales.
01:12:56Mas.
01:12:57Nih, Mas.
01:12:58Kalo nggak percaya...
01:12:59Mas liat sendiri.
01:13:01Dimas, kamu ngapain sih Dimas?
01:13:03Mbak.
01:13:04Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak.
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya.
01:13:06Tapi nggak kayak gini caranya, Mbak.
01:13:10Ini angkat bagian lu hapus.
01:13:12Aduh, capek.
01:13:13Itu udah murus ya.
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama nge-check aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu.
01:13:16Oke?
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua di situ dihapus, di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada.
01:13:20Gitu aja.
01:13:22Ayu...
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu?
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih, Bu?
01:13:30Aku...
01:13:31Ini yang salah brota gua.
01:13:32Aku cuma disakitin.
01:13:33Aku...
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia.
01:13:36Ibu, ini aku Ayu, Bu.
01:13:38Anak prokon ibunya.
01:13:39Ibu saya.
01:13:40Ibu...
01:13:41Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu.
01:13:44Ini bukan ibu sayang sama kamu.
01:13:50Makanya...
01:13:52Ibu mau biar ini jelas.
01:13:54Iya, ibu.
01:13:55Iya, ibu.
01:14:14Ibu.
01:14:15Ibu.
01:14:16Ibu.
01:14:17Ibu.
01:14:22Ibu.
01:14:23Ibu.
01:14:24I must be doing it.
01:14:26I will go back to you.
01:14:54I will go back to you.
01:14:56I will go back to you.
01:14:58I will go back to you.
01:15:00There is no way of running it.
01:15:02I will go back to you.
01:15:04I will go back to you.
01:15:06Hello Sam.
01:15:08Hi Sam.
01:15:12Hi Sam.
01:15:18Hi Sam.
01:15:20I wish I had my nothing to do with this.
01:15:37You're the same, Rasa.
01:15:40After all, there still no more than you love us.
01:15:50I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:15:52I'm sorry.
01:15:54But I'm sorry.
01:15:56I was sorry.
01:15:58But I'm sorry...
01:16:00It's not right.
01:16:02It's not me, I'm sorry.
01:16:04It's not me, it's me.
01:16:06You're right.
01:16:08You're right.
01:16:10You're right.
01:16:12You don't have a connection between them.
01:16:14You're right.
01:16:16You remember what you said?
01:16:18That's what we're going to do with you.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu, Mbak Ayu...
01:16:22If Mbak Ayu needs help, we can find you.
01:16:29I don't need help!
01:16:33You...
01:16:34You're with me, Kika.
01:16:38I don't need help!
01:16:48Mas Broto!
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:54Ibu...
01:16:56Ibu lihat Mas Broto!
01:16:58Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini!
01:17:03Mas Broto...
01:17:06Positive hamil.
01:17:09Ibu...
01:17:11Positive hamil, Bu.
01:17:18Ibu...
01:17:20Oh, my God.
01:17:50the
01:17:52I never have a
01:17:54I never have a
01:17:56I never have a
01:18:02I never have...
01:18:04I never have a
01:18:10lulu
01:18:12you
01:18:14I always believe that everything happened with a goal.
01:18:35You and me are not the truth.
01:18:40You and me are not the truth.
01:18:47You and me are one.
01:18:57I love you, Proto.
01:19:03Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:10I love you, Proto.
01:19:17I love you, Proto.
01:19:24I love you, Proto.
01:19:29I love you, Proto.
01:19:34I love you, Proto.
01:19:44Mas Bapak, Masa sedit.
01:19:47Mas?
01:19:50Mas?
01:19:52Mas?
01:19:54Mas?
01:20:07Mas?
01:20:10Mas?
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