00:20Yeah, okay, so that doesn't make any difference. Like, she cheated on me, mate.
00:25Yeah, but look, I think you're just being a little bit selfish, really.
00:31What do you mean?
00:31I've come round to apologise to you. Please take her back.
00:36Mate, she cheated on me.
00:38Yeah, but only once.
00:40Only once?
00:41Yeah, she only cheated on you once.
00:43Okay, what? And that makes it better?
00:46Well, yeah, it's just once. Surely you can let that go.
00:50Yeah, and with my best friend.
00:51Yeah, but it's your best friend, so it's not so bad. It could have been something worse.
00:57It could have been someone you didn't know. That would have been worse.
01:01Well, no, not really. It's worse that it's my best friend.
01:04No, I don't see that. I think you need to look at it from our point of view, really.
01:08Okay, but hold a minute here. Why is it such a big deal, anyway?
01:11Well, because you've been really good with her, and that means I don't have to look after her then, do I?
01:19What? She just drains us. I need you to look after her.
01:24I beg your pardon?
01:26Yes, you just take her back. It was only a little indiscretion.
01:32What do you mean?
01:34Well, there's a little indiscretion. It was just the once. Surely you can give her once.
01:38No, no. She cheated on me. It don't matter if it's once, or twice, or five times.
01:44The matter of the fact is she's still cheated. It's like, for example, okay, if I've killed someone, I should still go to jail for that.
01:53Yeah, well, that's just slightly pushing it on. That's not really...
01:56Yeah, but it's only once, yeah. It's only being unfa... unfaithful to you once.
02:00There's a small indiscretion.
02:01She still did it. She still did it.
02:04And that's...
02:05Yeah, but I think she's got a little bit drunk, because so you don't really count if she's drunk, does it?
02:10Why are you here?
02:13Why are we here?
02:14Because I want you to take her back.
02:16Because look at your house. Look at the cars. You're really successful, aren't you?
02:21And I need you to take her, because I can't... I can't give her what she wants. You can give her what she wants. I can't. She's a drain on us. Please take her.
02:35Mate, she's cheated on me. With me.
02:41Yeah, but just... It was just a slight indiscretion. Just once.
02:46Surely you can give her once. You're really good together.
02:49Look at your house. Look at the cars. You treat her really well.
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