00:00You vape or smoke on an airplane in the bathroom, you are a douche-kadoo.
00:05Let me tell you what happened.
00:06So, I had a flight the other day where in the middle of the-
00:10In the middle of the flight, in the middle of our service, I'm the first class flight attendant, we get an emergency call from-
00:15From the flight deck.
00:15We have different signals for the interphone when we need to-
00:20Cancer and it's an emergency, so that way we know if something's going down.
00:23Something was going down.
00:25And it had severe consequences.
00:27So, I run to the front, the other flight attendant runs to the back.
00:30We pick up the phone and the captain's like, who is vaping in the bathroom?
00:34I didn't hear the smoke.
00:35I didn't hear the smoke alarm go off.
00:35Neither did the other flight attendant.
00:37It was clearly someone behind her in the-
00:40Service because she didn't see who went into the bathroom.
00:42So, we make an announcement.
00:43There's no smoking.
00:45Or vaping in the bathroom, we go to the back and we check it out.
00:47Definitely smells like someone has been vaping in there.
00:50Of course, make an announcement.
00:52No one comes clean.
00:53Obviously, no one wants to admit it.
00:55There's an incredibly important reason why you can't do this.
00:58When you smoke or-
01:00vape in the bathroom, and you do not identify yourself, if you get caught-
01:05that airplane is grounded for a minimum of about two hours.
01:09They have to do-
01:10a complete overhaul of the systems and the-
01:15engines and everything like that.
01:17So, luckily, we were coming into Denver.
01:20And the maintenance could take a look at the smoke detector.
01:25And then it was someone else's problem.
01:26This was extremely lucky.
01:29The alternative would-
01:30have been a disaster.
01:31Had we, say, landed in another city, say we were going to Aspen.
01:35That plane would have been grounded and out of service for two hours just because someone
01:38wanted to vape in the bathroom.
01:40The Advantage Aviator Red MasterCard from Mark Keeter is offering $50,000-
01:45$50,000.
01:46Yep.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:48What's up?
01:49Uh, no.
01:50It is not.
01:51It is not.
01:52Charger.
01:53Charger.
01:54It's a charger.
01:55Charger.
01:56This is not a vape, but you won't believe what he uses it for.
02:00It's a, it's not a charger, but I swear, I swear it's not a vape.
02:03I swear it's not a vape.
02:04It's a federal event.
02:05It's a vape.
02:06It's a vape.
02:07It's a vape.
02:08I know, I, wait, I, okay, wait, let me explain.
02:10I, I have TMJ.
02:11Do you, do you know what TMJ is?
02:15Okay, so, um, it's like chopping, and this is my invention actually, it's not, it's not
02:20a vape, so it's like, this is portable, like, adjustable heat.
02:25It's just a vibration and, like, a misogynist, it's like, look, there's no hope, there's
02:27no hope.
02:28But was she going to believe it?
02:30You want to try it?
02:31I promise you.
02:32I promise you it's not.
02:35I don't know.
02:36What does he do in paper?
02:37Like, put it in your pocket?
02:39Okay, sounds good.
02:40Don't make me have to get all up in your stuff.
02:42Sounds good.
02:43Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
02:44I do realize that.
02:45It looks like one, so I, I am sorry about that.
02:47Alright.
02:48Alright, I, I, I'm going to go back.
02:50Bye bye.
02:51Her assumption was understandable, but thankfully she could admit when she was wrong.
02:55Awesome.
02:57What was your name?
02:58Debbie.
02:59Nice to meet you.
03:00Bye.
03:01Bye.
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