00:00Yeah, not too bad, thank you. I see it was your birthday yesterday, is that right?
00:06Beg your pardon?
00:08Was it your birthday yesterday?
00:10Aye.
00:11It's just that you had a party.
00:12Yeah, yeah, it was my birthday.
00:12You had a party.
00:13Aye.
00:14I saw lots of people here yesterday.
00:17Aye, yeah.
00:19Yeah, well, happy birthday for yesterday.
00:22I just wanted to know, I didn't get an invitation.
00:25I wasn't sure if you'd sent it by text and I didn't receive it or if there was a card
00:31missing or something.
00:39Sorry.
00:43Michelle, your name right, yeah?
00:46Yeah, you know me quite well.
00:49We're neighbours, that's why I'm here.
00:50Michelle, being completely transparent with you, we didn't really invite any neighbours.
01:00It's just our friends.
01:03But I'm your direct neighbour.
01:06We've been neighbours for quite some time, I would say.
01:10Yeah, but we've never really directly had a conversation.
01:13We say hi, how you doing?
01:15I'll say hi.
01:16We do, exactly.
01:17I thought we were friends.
01:18Yeah, no, no, we're acquaintances, but we're not exactly friends.
01:24Well, that's news to me.
01:26No, as in, like, I don't hate you, but I don't particularly like you, because I don't
01:32really know you.
01:35I don't really know what to say, to be honest with you.
01:38That's a little bit offensive, isn't it?
01:40It's nothing offensive.
01:41It's nothing personal.
01:42It's just, I only invited my close friends and family.
01:45But I'm close as well.
01:48I'm your next door.
01:49I'm literally live next door to you.
01:52I could hear it all going on, and I just wondered why I didn't get an invite.
01:56Well, it's the first time we've ever had a conversation, Michelle.
01:59As in, like, we spoke before in the past.
02:01Charlie, that is not true whatsoever.
02:05We talk all the time.
02:07Merry Christmas.
02:09Happy Halloween.
02:10That's it.
02:11Charlie.
02:12Charlie.
02:13We talk all the time.
02:15All we do is say hi.
02:16How you do?
02:16That's all we do.
02:19We say hello.
02:20I don't even know how old you are.
02:21That's very friendly.
02:22We're on good terms.
02:23I don't even know how many kids you got.
02:27I've got three children, Charlie.
02:29You always say hello to them.
02:31Yeah, but I don't even know what you're talking about.
02:33I'm not like a predator counting your kids.
02:37I just say hi to everybody.
02:40I didn't say you're a predator.
02:41You're meant to be my friend, Charlie.
02:43We are next door neighbours.
02:44That's what we're like in this community, wouldn't you say?
02:48So what do you want me to do?
02:49Well, give me an invite to your party would be a good start, wouldn't it?
02:55I'm your next door neighbour.
02:56The party's gone, Michelle.
02:58It's finished.
02:59Well, I can clearly see that.
03:02I can see the rubbish you're strewn across the driveway.
03:05For starters, your friends, your actual friends,
03:08because you don't love me and you don't hate me.
03:11I don't really know what I am now, to be honest with you.
03:13Your friends have kind of left a bit of remnants from the party on your driveway.
03:19I wouldn't have done that because I am a nice person
03:22and I would have been a fantastic contribution to your party.
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