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00:00Are you alright there love?
00:02Hello, I live just across the road. I'm raising some money for my brother. He's homeless.
00:11It's not funny. He's homeless.
00:13Sorry? Your brother?
00:15Yeah, my brother.
00:16Your brother's homeless. You live across the road.
00:20Yeah, I do.
00:21How big is your house love?
00:23It's a five bedroom house.
00:26So why doesn't your brother just live with you?
00:29Because he lives in Manchester.
00:32He lives in Manchester, okay.
00:34He does, he does.
00:35He probably lives two hours away and he's homeless.
00:38Yeah, it's very sad.
00:39How do you know that he's homeless love?
00:41So he can continue to live in Manchester where he's always wanted to live.
00:44Unfortunately, he's in a very difficult situation.
00:48And so we're trying to gather some money so that he's no longer homeless.
00:52Why don't you just gather some petrol and pick him up?
00:56Because, because he's in Manchester.
00:59Yeah, it's two hours away.
01:00He wants to live there.
01:01Yeah, but that's where he wants to live.
01:03Like, he doesn't, he doesn't want to live with us.
01:05So, so then that's his decision. He can live on the bloody street.
01:10That's, that's not very charitable, is it?
01:13But it's, it's not very logical if you think about it.
01:16He deserves to be homeless if he's going to do that.
01:21No, he's, he's, he's in Manchester.
01:23He's, he's where he wants to be.
01:24But you can pick him up.
01:25You can drive down.
01:26Do you drive?
01:27But that wouldn't make any sense.
01:30Because otherwise you'd have to drive back home to go to his bench.
01:33No, but then he'd drive back to your house.
01:35He can live with your house.
01:37No, you know, he doesn't want to live here.
01:40Like, he's...
01:41But you've got a five bedroom house across the road.
01:43He can live there with you.
01:45No, so his plan was, he was going to work from home.
01:47He wanted a job he can work from home.
01:49But he needs a home to be able to work from home.
01:52What did you say?
01:54Can't work from his bench.
01:55Sorry, love, I didn't hear you.
01:56What was his plan?
01:58No, I don't...
01:59So his plan was to apply for a remote job, but you need to work from home.
02:04Unfortunately, his bench doesn't work.
02:05So why is he bloody me from the house then, love?
02:07Tell him to come back home and then he's not going to be homeless.
02:10You don't, you don't need to raise money.
02:12You need, you need to raise some common sense in his head.
02:18But he's in Manchester.
02:20Like, he's not here.
02:21Look, I don't think you're, I don't think you're comprehending what I'm trying to say.
02:27I'm trying to say that you need to go to Manchester, pick him up and then drive him back to your house.
02:33But, but the job that you want to apply for, he needs to be remote, but in Manchester.
02:37So he needs a home in Manchester.
02:39Well, he doesn't need to be because you said that he's going to be remote.
02:42He can, he can do it remotely.
02:45He does need to be in a certain location.
02:48You're not getting any money from me.
02:52But your brother being homeless, he deserves to be homeless with the level of immaturity he's showing.
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