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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 Episode 2 -
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00:00The two most talked about prospects in the world, Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:06It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:08We've seen each other a while.
00:10Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:12What is your room number?
00:14This is such a bad idea.
00:15You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:18A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:20Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:22My what?
00:22So what's my name going to be?
00:24Dream.
00:24How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:30What was that?
00:30Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:32What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:35No one is looking at you.
00:36You don't know that.
00:37Hollander, see you next season.
00:39You're in our way.
00:51Get out of the way.
00:54You're in our way.
00:56You're born here.
00:58Super.
00:59You can stay.
01:01You're in our way.
01:03Get lost forever.
01:07Get lost forever.
01:08Get lost forever.
01:14Get lost forever.
01:20You think I'm pretty.
01:26Let's go.
01:30I give you magic games.
01:32I'm going to get out soon.
01:35I'm going to get out soon.
01:38I really hope you're going to get out soon.
01:42I really hope you're going to get out soon.
01:50Good job.
01:52Give you a hand.
01:54A golden star.
01:56You think you're clever.
01:58Good God.
01:59She took a break.
02:01Made a mistake.
02:03When she met driver.
02:04Get lost forever.
02:05Get lost forever.
02:06Get lost forever.
02:11Get lost forever.
02:14Get lost forever.
02:20You think I'm pretty.
02:21You think I'm pretty.
02:23Good.
02:23You want to put me in.
02:24Close enough line.
02:25Back out on the ice for Boston.
02:27Tomorrow is a fun.
02:27I'm going to take this packet.
02:28But I'm going to keep it.
02:29I'm going to get across too.
02:31I'll give you magic games.
02:32I hope you're going to get out soon.
02:35I really hope you're going to get out soon.
02:39Oh man, I hope you're going to get out soon.
02:43I really hope you're going to get out soon.
02:46I know you're up at night, hushed over your phone like
02:54A tree atop the hill, it's crooked from the wind that bites
03:02You say you're lost to seek all the power and the light
03:09You're washed up and relevant, I'm standing in my light
03:16You're standing in my heart
03:20You're sta-
03:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:34You say you're scary, you're lost people do
03:38This is the real world, I'm here
03:40Spite of everything, I guess there's just no kidding
03:44Nice try, now get out of the way
03:49Good job, just take a fucking hint
03:53I said I'll see you, you wanna be you
03:55You wanna be, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
04:00Nice try, get out of the way
04:04You're in our way
04:06Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:24I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:26I fucking mean what I mean.
04:28You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:30The fuck does that mean?
04:32They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:33You want to see it?
04:34No, thanks.
04:34Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:37Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:40I'm not even that one.
04:42Whatever you need, Captain.
04:44Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:50Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
04:55Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
04:58but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:01And how about that other team?
05:05Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:07He had a hat-trick last week,
05:08and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:10Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:11No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:14Thanks, guys.
05:21Good.
05:21All right.
05:23All right.
06:25Wow, this Montreal girl works you out really.
06:53Shut your idiot face, Marley.
06:56You're straight up blushing, Ross.
06:57Well, no.
06:59Never in life have I blushed.
07:00Russians do not do this.
07:01You will murder me.
07:18Maybe.
07:20Get in.
07:25Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:28What the fuck?
07:30You were hard, weren't you?
07:31For how long?
07:32The whole game.
07:34You're such a fucking ass.
07:36You missed me, didn't you?
07:38I fucking didn't.
07:40And I still beat your ass.
07:41Oh, barely.
07:48Wow, nice place.
07:50Thanks.
07:51I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
07:59I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:04Mr. Businessman.
08:05Shut up.
08:06Mr. Landlord.
08:09You asked.
08:09No, I didn't.
08:24So what do you want me?
08:27In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:29Fuck you.
08:34Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:36No.
08:38I hired someone.
08:39A designer.
08:42You think there is enough?
08:44Such an asshole.
08:47I think maybe you'll like it.
08:50Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:52I had one.
08:54You shouldn't be smoking.
08:55You shouldn't be talking.
09:01Come here.
09:02No, you come here.
09:03No, you come here.
09:04No, you come here.
09:09No, you go.
09:10No, you come here.
09:14No.
09:16Oh, you take food.
09:32You're on.
09:33Wow, wow, you think this will be enough, fuck off.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:27He's okay.
10:33He's okay.
10:50Oh, shit, I was the fuck out.
10:54Is he okay?
10:57Oh, shit, I was the fuck out.
11:27Oh, my God.
11:48Are you...
11:49Oh, God.
11:51Oh, my God.
11:52Oh, my God.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:58Oh, my God.
12:00Now the bed's all dead.
12:20What?
12:22Shut up.
12:27We'll show it now, okay?
12:30You killed me, Lunder.
12:54I'm dead.
12:56That was so fucking hot.
12:58We're at the weight.
13:04I should go.
13:20So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:31Oh, right.
13:32Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:38Mm, yes.
13:40My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:43They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every game.
13:47I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:53My father, yes.
13:55Maybe my brother, but who knows.
13:58Cool.
13:59Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:01I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:03Dreaming of what?
14:04Ron's medal?
14:05You fucking wish, dude.
14:11Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:15Go fuck yourself, Rosnod.
14:18Such a good drink.
14:20Your cab is definitely here.
14:21Bye.
14:40Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:44For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:47and there's already a contender for Top Story here at Sochi Rice.
14:50What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:55A hard bill to swallow on all mice,
14:58and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:01chosen as his country's captain.
15:07Je déballe d'un bari
15:09Piedre qui roule de la cigare à la promie,
15:22le car encore endormi.
15:26All in there.
15:31What's up, motherfucker?
15:33Good boys.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:35Be nice, Fanny.
15:36Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:47I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:49Uh-uh.
15:50It's USA this year, baby.
15:51We're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:52Trust me.
15:53You look great in silver, Fanny.
15:54Don't even stress.
15:54Oh, good one.
15:58Does your room have that smell?
16:00Yes.
16:01Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:05Probably right.
16:06The good news is, we're not going to be here longer.
16:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:10My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We train together.
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for them.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:17Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:23Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:26I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:30Hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:35Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37You're welcome.
17:00Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:30Hey.
17:40Not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We hit.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:00Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:11No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:30You need to meet me.
18:33Yes, my brother.
18:36Minister still wants to meet you today.
18:39No matter what.
18:43It's a honor to me.
18:44You must be a honor to be a honor.
18:47After yesterday's time, you won't win.
18:52In Latvia.
18:53In Latvia.
18:56And he's still drinking.
18:57How did you do it to this time?
18:59It's not sad to me?
19:01It's not sad to me.
19:03They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:06It's not a game, it's a game.
19:08It's a real shame.
19:10It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I play better than when I was.
19:16Our team is damaged.
19:19The team is not played.
19:21It's played?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:24What is it played?
19:26You, captain, you make them played.
19:28You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:40Your mother?
19:42She can't do this.
19:48No, my father.
19:51Mom died.
19:55Do you remember her?
19:58I had a look at your father.
20:01Where's Polina?
20:04In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We need to go.
20:15In the evening.
20:19To be able to meet the minister.
20:21Yes.
20:22You ready?
20:23Yes.
20:24You ready?
20:25Yes.
20:26You ready?
20:27Yes.
20:28Of course.
20:29Of course.
20:30You do.
20:31You have a hug.
20:32You have to go.
20:33Well, you have to go.
20:34You are a very good model.
20:35Well, you have to go.
20:36You have to get a team.
20:38You have to rest.
20:39You have to leave.
20:40You have to do for charity.
20:41You have to stay in America.
20:43You have to work on greatgenside.
20:44Good, good.
20:45Too good for us.
20:47It's a problem with the leader.
20:50It's always a problem with the leader.
20:53You're not too much.
20:57You're too much talking.
21:01You're my angel.
21:03You're too much talking.
21:05Especially when it's about hockey.
21:08Only when we win, Dad?
21:11I'm going to go to the bar, but he needs to be one cup.
21:15Look how she's behind you.
21:18From the very young age.
21:21I'm an angel.
21:22It would be good if I remember it.
21:25I want to drink.
21:27I'm going to have something interesting.
21:41Are you a little longer?
21:46I've got a long time.
21:51It's been a long time, Sasha.
21:59I think you played well.
22:01I would say thanks, but you didn't watch any of them.
22:04For anyone who is entire life in the team of football,
22:08If you don't want to do this, you're going to be able to avoid it.
22:11I sometimes blame him on me.
22:14When I understand what it's worth, I blame him on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:20It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:23My father...
22:23Your father is a fool, who in any case will kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And blame on these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Is it true?
22:37Yes, it is true.
22:38The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:40The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think in this year you'll win in Montreal.
22:47In this year?
22:48Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:54Where do you know everything?
22:56On the extra sense.
22:58With the traumatized brothers, you can't see you.
23:01As you've seen the team, it's pretty good.
23:05In the West.
23:06You can win.
23:07After all, you'll win.
23:08You'll win.
23:09You'll win.
23:10You'll win.
23:11You'll win.
23:12In the West.
23:13In Chicago.
23:14Not that much.
23:15In the final, it's probably the same to San Francisco.
23:18And they're good.
23:20But they're too young.
23:22So you won.
23:23You won.
23:24You won, it's not good before the last year, as I was to say.
23:26You're welcome.
23:30No, thank you. It's time to sleep.
23:33You'll need to be perfect.
23:36You always perfect.
23:38You'll need to be perfect.
23:42We'll meet you in the morning.
23:45See you later.
23:51Well, what?
23:52Well, what?
23:55How are you, Sasha?
23:58Oh, it's cool.
24:01I just love this place.
24:05Clubs? It's my head.
24:08They're just beautiful.
24:12I'm mad, chiqui.
24:16You've seen French boys?
24:19Yeah, Ilya?
24:23Oh, my God.
24:27Oh, my God.
24:29I'm nothing.
24:32You don't know how you can.
24:35You don't lie.
24:37You don't lie.
24:39You don't lie.
24:41You don't lie.
24:42You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:46You don't lie.
24:47You don't lie.
24:51You don't lie.
24:52I don't lie.
24:53You don't lie.
24:55You're too close.
25:00This?
25:05Seriously?
25:06The danger has already caused you, if you remember me, don't forget me.
25:16We are the children, Sash.
25:20Yes, that's right.
25:27Stop it.
25:29Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:32No.
25:45Okay.
25:47Okay.
25:49Okay.
25:50Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:01I was happy to see you.
26:02I don't know.
26:03My mom told me to get away.
26:04Oh my God.
26:05Okay.
26:06What happens here?
26:07Yeah!
26:08Yeah!
26:09Yeah!
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17Yeah!
26:18Yeah!
26:19Yeah!
26:20Yeah!
26:21Yeah!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Yeah!
26:24What am I supposed to do with this?
26:25I don't know.
26:26My mom told me to get away.
26:27Oh my God.
26:28There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:29Okay, playoffs are over.
26:30You cannot keep the beer.
26:31That's not a rule.
26:32You just make that up.
26:33Hollander, is that a rule?
26:34Unfortunately, it is.
26:35Fuck you, Hollander.
26:36You can barely even grow one.
26:37No, no.
26:38Fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:39Fuck you, Jay.
26:40Just fucking do it.
26:41Hey, then.
26:42Stop!
26:43Sorry.
26:44Boys, it's starting.
26:45Turn it up.
26:46It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:47You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:48Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:49A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston
27:05captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:13Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that.
27:22That was yesterday.
27:23That was before.
27:24Now, I only need one thing.
27:28I need to win.
27:33Here, at home, tonight.
27:37As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:41but I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:51I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it.
27:54I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
27:59Because this is our fucking night.
28:05This is our fucking cup.
28:08Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:12I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:27What?
28:28You hate Rosanoff.
28:29Of course.
28:30But he's very good at hockey.
28:34The best, probably.
28:35Eh, nah.
28:36You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:38Okay?
28:39Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:42And that is that.
28:44The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:48What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:54Leading his team in block shots, in shots against,
28:57and obviously, in title backs.
28:59Legend of Maha!
29:02Legend of Maha!
29:06Wooo!
29:07Wooo!
29:23Obviously, because of this,
29:25Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:35Five seconds.
29:36Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:37Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:43I was busy.
29:44I was who?
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:47But the most important thing...
29:57Is the friends we make along the way.
30:00Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:06Come on.
30:07When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number.
30:20I'll text them to you.
30:21No chance.
30:24And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
30:58well
31:09what
31:12what the fuck do you want
31:15Rosanoff
31:15you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:18months
31:19you won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera
31:22pointed at us and then it's for some fucking clown
31:25show
31:25so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:29well
31:32I want you to suck my dick
31:37oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:39you suck my dick
31:40maybe as nicely
31:56huh
32:02please
32:04if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:12you will have to ask nicer than that
32:15please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:26please
32:28no
32:39what
32:43no
32:45we will go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show
32:51and then go to boring party after
32:53and then when I've been waiting all night
32:58you'll come back to my hotel room
33:00and I will maybe
33:02maybe
33:04do more than just suck your dick
33:09when did your english get so good
33:11I read the new yorker now
33:15really
33:17no
33:18the new yorker is boring
33:20your dad loves it
33:24ah
33:25so being boring is
33:27is genetic
33:29wow
33:29genetic
33:31let's make a deal
33:37if you win mvp tonight
33:40I will blow you
33:41fuck you
33:42whatever you want
33:43and if you win
34:01good luck coming
34:06good luck coming
34:06good luck coming
34:10good luck coming
34:18good luck coming
34:22good luck coming
34:23good luck coming
34:24good luck
34:25good luck
34:26good luck
34:27good luck
34:29good luck
34:30good luck
34:31good luck coming
34:31Congratulations.
34:55Now take off your clothes.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:01You're such an asshole.
35:31You're such an asshole.
35:44What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
36:10Good.
36:12Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:22Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:26Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31What?
36:32Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:34You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:48I want to win too.
36:49I think it's good.
36:50Here comes the gold buddy.
36:51Taptisting Santa Claus.
36:54No, no, that's not me.
36:56Never expectations for me.
36:57I thought a lot was going to take a step
36:58off the front.
36:59I wanted to take my nose, so you could have Praise 7.
37:00Let's do my 하니까 like a rock or red area.
37:03Just go tick and move a little look.
37:05A rock piacelà.
37:07I Ruth had a constant range of stairs.
37:09You could have left a Buff.
37:11do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:33describe it oh my god hollander
37:41are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:01i need you what you know tell me
38:10you
38:14i need you
38:21i need you
38:26so
38:58So Russia this year was something else?
39:28It's intense there.
39:35So are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:39To Russia for the summer?
39:43Oh, yes.
39:44Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:56Do you have to?
39:57There is no have to.
40:00It's home.
40:03Yeah.
40:05But I don't know.
40:07Is it safe?
40:09What do you mean, safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:15Do you even like it there?
40:17What difference does it make?
40:26A pretty big one, I think.
40:34I need to sleep.
40:35Oh.
40:39Yeah, me too.
40:40I should have.
40:50So, I'm off.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
40:55Goodbye, Hollander.
40:56Goodbye, Hollander.
40:57Goodbye, Hollander.
40:58Goodbye, Hollander.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Goodbye, Hollander.
41:02Goodbye, Hollander.
41:03Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05Goodbye, Hollander.
41:06Goodbye, Hollander.
41:07Goodbye, Hollander.
41:08Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Goodbye, Hollander.
41:10Goodbye, Hollander.
41:11Goodbye, Hollander.
41:12Goodbye, Hollander.
41:13Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye, Hollander.
41:15Goodbye, Hollander.
41:16Goodbye, Hollander.
41:17Goodbye, Hollander.
41:18Goodbye, Hollander.
41:19Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20I don't know.
41:50I don't know.
42:20I don't know.
42:50I don't know.
43:20I don't know.
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