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00:00To fulfill a promise made by their parents, two peculiar individuals suddenly found themselves
00:12living together, the witch Niko and the ogre Morihito. Niko's long-desired high school life
00:18has been enriching, even in the midst of her feelings for Morihito. The tengu, Kanshi,
00:23would soon join their household. His outgoing nature has helped ensure that the daily lives
00:29of the witch and her familiars continue to be replete with liveliness.
00:37Absolutely not!
00:39Oi, please, Gamma, have mercy for the likes of me! Just one month, that's it! Then I'll pay it off, I swear!
00:46That is never gonna happen! You're always blowing your allowance on stupid crap! Now you'll pay with your body!
00:52They're looking for someone to play the hero at Akebono Park. Why don't you put your broke
01:00ass to work?
01:01I don't wanna! Anything but employment! It's tedious and not fun at all! I don't wanna feel
01:09the youth draining from my body as I toil at work!
01:13At this rate, you'll become the one recluse to rule them all!
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01:29Kimi no soba ni
01:31ZU TO
01:39AYMAY NA KOTOBAJA
01:41MAJIME NA KIMI MIWA
01:43ZUTAWARA NAI
01:44KANCHO NA SON NO HART O
01:46NOZO ITE MITAI
01:48TOTA SHITE MITAI
01:50SONNA TOKI KONNA MAHO HA DOKANA
01:53NANI GA DELUKANA
01:54YATCHE SEY NO
01:55TRY TRY TRY
01:56AYAHUYA DATTE
01:57EYEMO
01:58WHICH FUN TO BE?
01:59WATCH ME THE MAJIC
02:00ARARA SO SO่กฃ่ฃ
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02:02MOTOMERA RENAY NO YA
02:03GOMENNA SAI
02:05AFURRELU OMOIDDE KARA MAJIME
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02:09HAPPY NA IMAGE
02:11DEFURRIMAWASU
02:13FASHI NA MAJIME
02:15MATA KIMI NIKU DOKU DO
02:17IWARRECHAU KEDO
02:19HORA KONNA DAY BY DAYใใใ
02:22ANA HIKKARA
02:24FALLING LOVE WITH YOU
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03:29That suit looks good on you, Otto-Man.
03:31Is that his superhero name?
03:34Haven't heard of that one.
03:35You've never heard of Otto-Man?
03:37He's from a well-known TV show, beloved by mothers and children.
03:40So what? Fathers hate him?
03:43Okay, enough chit-chat. Time for rehearsal.
03:46We're short on time, so let's get the general flow of things down.
03:49Two hours until showtime.
03:51Yes, sir.
03:52Whew, this first job's pretty tough.
03:54Let's start with the first scene before he transforms.
03:57You enter after that, so just stand back and watch.
04:00Okie-dokie.
04:01Let's take it from the top to the end. Action!
04:09Otto-Man, also known as Yuichiro Sugata, starts his day at 7 a.m.
04:16Uh, good morning.
04:27With a high pressure, the Tokai and Kanto regions are looking at plenty of sun.
04:35But Western Japan will experience a drop in temperature.
04:39Kyushu will see some rain early in the morning.
04:41He and his wife barely speak.
04:43What the hell am I watching? Are you guys serious?
04:45Hey! Do not interrupt them!
04:47Is this scene really needed for an amusement park show?
04:50Yeah! I'm establishing their daily lives!
04:52For what reason? No one wants to sit through this nonsense!
04:55Well, it's a critical part of the plot!
04:56You're out of line giving me notes here, rookie.
04:58Moving on! The commuting scene!
05:00This hero show stinks!
05:03Otto-Man wanted to sit down on the train,
05:06and thus waited for the next one.
05:08How was that necessary?
05:13So he couldn't sit after all?
05:14His work arrangement was temporary,
05:17but Otto-Man still befriended his co-worker, Hanaoka,
05:20who asked him to lunch.
05:21When's the monster get here?
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24I'm afraid I have to decline your generous invitation.
05:27Though I do wonder, why me?
05:29Aw, there you go again.
05:31You're always asking, why me?
05:33Doesn't it get exhausting after a while?
05:36I know you haven't been here long,
05:38but from all that I've seen so far,
05:40you seem like a really nice guy.
05:41To my eyes, at least.
05:45Okay, fine, damn it.
05:47I'm on board.
05:48I'm sorry, Mr. Sugata.
05:50I know that you're married and everything,
05:52but your time here is almost over,
05:55so I had to tell you.
05:57And I know none of this is fair.
06:00I don't care about the monsters anymore!
06:02What happens next?
06:03I, uh, I'm not sure how to answer.
06:07Come on, Otto-Man!
06:08This moment calls for bravery!
06:09You've been avoiding me, haven't you?
06:12Yeah, you tell him, Ms. Hinaoka!
06:14Mr. Sugata, or should I say...
06:17Otto-Man!
06:18Excuse me?
06:19Wait, are you serious?
06:21It's her?
06:21Ms. Hinaoka was the monster?
06:23If I can't have you, I'm gonna taborize you!
06:25There you are, Black Company!
06:27How do you go from that to fighting mode so fast?
06:29You're up!
06:30Ah!
06:31Otto-Man's your part, remember?
06:32Get out there and kick butt!
06:34Dude, my brain's all scrambled.
06:37Working Man!
06:38Get out!
06:43Peniboli can't move around too much due to his large size, so he only gives orders.
06:47That means you need to be fighting this group of fellas over here!
06:50Sheesh!
06:51Oh, got it.
06:54Cut!
06:58This new guy has some seriously impressive moves.
07:02Right!
07:02Once the fight's done, the next scene is lunchtime is almost over!
07:06How much realism do you want?
07:09Otto-Man returned late from his lunch break and was sternly reprimanded by his manager for an hour.
07:15I feel so bad for him, bro.
07:19Honey, I'm home.
07:20Oh, you brought out the wine?
07:24What's the occasion?
07:26Really?
07:27Today's our wedding anniversary.
07:33Oof, that's rough, buddy.
07:35What?
07:36Don't tell me you forgot.
07:38I...
07:39I'm sorry.
07:40Well, seems like you owe me, then.
07:44Let's do that thing I like.
07:46And so, Otto-Man would once again take the form of his wife's ottoman.
07:57Now this is why I keep you around.
07:59You're the world's best footrest.
08:01Ah!
08:02My dude, are you for real right now?
08:04Now, catchphrase!
08:05Behold, I am Otto-Man!
08:07Yeah!
08:08Something's wrong with you!
08:10I can't stop with the bellyaching!
08:12So he's Otto-Man by day and an Ottoman by night?
08:14See, this is why fathers don't vibe with this show!
08:17As long as the kids like it, so what?
08:19It should be a crime to let a child see this!
08:21Enough!
08:22No interruptions at performance time!
08:25Your ass better stick to the script,
08:27or you'll kiss your paycheck goodbye!
08:29The real world's a cruel place.
08:31All right!
08:32Take five before the show!
08:41Huh?
08:44Aren't you the guy who plays Metabully?
08:47Huh?
08:49Whoa, is your foot okay?
08:51Yeah.
08:52I'm Hiro Naka, the guy who used to play Otto-Man.
08:55Sorry to put you in this weird position.
08:58I sprained my ankle during rehearsal.
09:00I couldn't do the action scenes, so they recast me.
09:03My son was so excited because this was going to be my first hero role.
09:07I ended up letting him down.
09:11I'm really sorry to hear that.
09:13Is your kid going to be in the audience?
09:15Yeah.
09:16He'd already gotten a ticket.
09:18Not all is lost.
09:20I'll just have to give it my all with this Metabully character.
09:26It's tough for a kid to see their parent break a promise.
09:29It's like all of a sudden, they're not invincible.
09:32Especially with fathers.
09:34They're supposed to be this unwavering presence.
09:40Mr. Hiro Naka, think you can contact your son?
09:44Huh?
09:46Tell him you're Otto-Man, okay?
09:48And then it was showtime.
10:01I don't get it.
10:02How dare you do this to me, Otto-Man?
10:05I'll turn you into a fireless dissera.
10:08Something definitely feels off here.
10:10This wasn't in the script at all.
10:11Try and hit me, you masochistic footrest.
10:13I'll knock you up cold.
10:14That's way too spirited for his character.
10:16That monster is Khan, isn't it?
10:19I thought he was supposed to be playing the hero.
10:22It's a volatile gig.
10:24Hey, Kanshi, what am I supposed to do now?
10:26Just come at me.
10:27Put my ankle!
10:28You don't have to go super hard.
10:30A son's very first hero is supposed to be his dad.
10:33You gotta show him what you're made of.
10:42Cushion kick.
10:46Look at Otto-Man go!
10:57Kanshi, are you okay?
10:59Wait, what?
10:59Hold on.
11:00How in the world did you see me flying like that?
11:03You're gonna pay for that, you insolent brat?
11:05Come get yourself, Otto-Man!
11:06Cushion punch.
11:07And on today's program, the great Otto-Man defeats the monster with dazzling style in what
11:15would be their most successful show yet.
11:17My body's flooding with pleasure!
11:23Switching rules and ignoring the script, I cannot believe the sheer audacity!
11:28No paychecks for either of you!
11:30Kanshi Kazumatsuri's take-home pay for today was...
11:35Zero yen.
11:37Like I said, working just ain't my thing.
11:42Laboring might not suit you, but you bring good energy to the workplace.
11:46I think you should keep trying new stuff until you find something that clicks.
11:49Huh?
11:50I'll give you more time for this month's payment.
11:52Really?
11:54Hey, what's the catch?
11:55That's too nice.
11:56Maui is a big softie, didn't you know?
11:59It's just an extension.
12:00I'm not letting you off the hook.
12:02You better pay up or I'll punish you.
12:05All right, all right, I get it.
12:06No more wasting money, I promise!
12:11Isn't that nice?
12:15I am Otto-Man!
12:17Yeah!
12:17Yeah!
12:18Yeah!
12:22One month later...
12:52And this side job...
13:22...is turning my brain into mush.
13:26Please!
13:27No more!
13:28I wasn't built for the dull life of packaging screws all freaking day!
13:32No more!
13:33I'm gonna quit!
13:34I haven't even finished one box and I'm already sick of looking at dumb screws!
13:39What other choice do I have?
13:40I gotta make enough money or I'm a dead man!
13:43I don't wanna be an Otto-Man anymore!
13:47You want a spell that makes you move faster?
13:50Yes, please.
13:50Pretty please.
13:51I don't see why you would need it.
13:53You're already so fidgety.
13:54I can't imagine you'd need an extra magical boost.
13:57Wow, rude!
13:57I've hit a wall with my side job.
13:59I thought about doing it while watching a movie, but by the time the credits were rolling, I was still holding the same screw!
14:04Isn't that weird?
14:05No, you were watching the movie.
14:06I also bit off way more than I could chew!
14:09My room's full of boxes I'll never finish!
14:11Hmm, I could help speed you up.
14:13Would ten times faster do it?
14:15Yes, the faster the better!
14:17I'll take max speed, please!
14:18There are a few advisories with that one.
14:20It's fine, just tell me what they are!
14:22I'll be careful!
14:23This is like watching a caveman trying to buy a dishwasher.
14:26All right, if you say so!
14:27One, it cannot be dispel. The effects will wear off after three days.
14:32Fine by me! I'll just lock in on the task at hand!
14:35Two, while under this spell, attack maneuvers are not possible.
14:39You could've just skipped right over that one. I might just be putting screws in a bag!
14:43Three, the max speed option has a risk of mental breakdown.
14:47Wait, what exactly do you mean by that?
14:49Actually, you know what? Screw it! I'm not some pansy-ass normie! I can handle it!
14:53Watch me turn into a speedster tengu!
14:55Kanchi Kazumatsuri has a tendency to act first, think later, and regret last.
15:03Okay, here we go! We quit that ten times speed!
15:09Okay, how do you feel?
15:17What? Did he... what now?
15:19You okay?
15:21Oh no, Pan's trying to say something, but all I hear is squirrels having a fight!
15:28He's moving too fast for us to catch a word!
15:30Whoa! He's got some paper, and now he's writing something!
15:34It looks like he's giving up on trying to speak!
15:38Huh?
15:39I get it! His brain's processing information at ten times speed!
15:44From Kanchi's point of view, we're moving at a tenth of normal speed!
15:48So our words have become a nonsensical mess too!
15:51Oh no!
15:52That's a scary way to live!
15:54Kanchi's point of view!
16:03Ahaha!
16:04Why do you guys sound like a pair of horror movie ghosts?
16:07That's too much for me!
16:08And their movements are so slow and creepy!
16:11It doesn't make any sense!
16:16You stop that right now, mister!
16:18You're gonna send me over the edge!
16:19So cut that crap out right now!
16:21One!
16:22The effects last for three days!
16:25Now I remember!
16:27Well, I definitely can't stay around these guys!
16:29That's for damn sure!
16:31We better get to work, I guess!
16:49This still sucks!
17:03Why is this happening to me?!
17:06I thought this would make it go ten times faster, but it all still feels the same!
17:10Time's moving slower!
17:11Only ten minutes have passed even though I've been at this for two hours!
17:15Can't even talk to anyone!
17:17I gotta suffer in solitude for three days!
17:22Except it's not gonna feel like three days, but thirty!
17:26You're kidding!
17:27I gotta live like this for a whole month?!
17:29No, no, no, no!
17:30There's no way I'll survive!
17:31I gotta fix this!
17:32I'm telling Niko to send me back to normal right now!
17:37Look who's back!
17:38You could!
17:38It's only been ten minutes!
17:41He's talking to us!
17:42Sorry, I can't understand what you're saying!
17:44Hey, Kanchi!
17:45Talk slower!
17:46Try and see if that works!
17:47I'm very depressed!
17:48Slower!
17:49I'm very depressed!
17:50I'm very depressed!
17:50Even slower!
17:52I'm horribly depressed!
17:54Oh, uh...
17:55Oh no, Khan!
17:56I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do about this!
17:59I don't think he understood you, Niko.
18:04There's nothing I can do to help you!
18:05That might do it!
18:13Well, there he goes.
18:14I feel bad for him.
18:15Wait, he's back!
18:18He's eating!
18:20That's right!
18:21Khanji's experiencing the world at ten times the speed we are!
18:25That means he's gonna need to eat 30 meals in one day!
18:27Huh?
18:29He's finished his meal in seconds and now he's going back.
18:32I can't watch this anymore!
18:34I feel terrible for him!
18:35So for three days, we won't be able to talk to him.
18:40And he'll be zooming through his daily routine in the house over and over, huh?
18:44Well then, the best we can do is try and sympathize with his struggle.
18:50Yeah, but even though it's only three days for us, for Khan it's gonna feel like an entire month!
18:55I don't want to think about that!
18:56Uh, there he is again.
18:58What's he doing now?
18:59Kidding again? Really?
19:01But he just had a meal a half hour ago!
19:03For him, that's about five hours, so it makes sense, I guess.
19:07This breaks my heart, Louie!
19:09Out of all of us, it was always Khan who enjoyed meal time with friends the most!
19:14Now he just eats alone before leaving immediately!
19:17I'm so sorry, Khan! I'll be extra nice to you, so please don't feel lonely!
19:23Stop, you're scaring me!
19:26What'd he say?
19:28And so, Khan's life at ten times speed carried on.
19:32For now, we bought a supply of food and placed it on the dining table.
19:37It's hard to tell when he eats, but it's been going fast.
19:41Whenever we pass each other in the hallway, he'll stop in front of me for a brief moment,
19:46and then leave.
19:47I'm sure for him, it was a lot more than a moment.
19:51I grew to be ashamed of my slowness.
19:54At night, I peeked into his room.
19:57He had long finished with his part-time job, and was staring quietly at his household shrine.
20:03I closed the door.
20:08In the morning, I received a message.
20:11For him, several days had already passed, and he was now washing his underwear by hand.
20:17But he still had to wait for them to dry.
20:19I watched his garments gently sway in the wind.
20:22I returned from the store with a fresh offering, and he appeared before me like a gale.
20:27He grasped my hand, and cried for about three seconds.
20:30Oh yeah, that's right.
20:42So, I'm told you might know a way to ease his pain.
20:46Sure do.
20:48I got this app over here.
20:49Let's you slow down voice recordings.
20:52I see.
20:53That way we can understand what he says.
20:55Oh, Kahn, with this we'll finally be able to talk to you again.
20:59Poor guy.
21:01He's had to wait for this moment for 20 days.
21:03He's talking!
21:14I didn't even have to press a single button.
21:16Practiced how to talk.
21:22Hey, you guys!
21:24With all that time on his hands, Kahn, she had mastered the slow language.
21:29And at last, we hung out.
21:31I even practiced how to walk slow.
21:35This one's actually a bit trickier, and requires teeny tiny little steps.
21:39This is how I gotta walk.
21:40My god!
21:43That night, we all finally had dinner together.
21:47The rice I put in his bowl disappeared in an instant.
21:50But still, he sat with us.
21:57And just when he had finally adjusted to his new way of life,
22:00the time came.
22:01And that's when I laughed in my ass!
22:07It wore off.
22:07Yes, it's over!
22:09You can't get finally back!
22:10You guys are talking too much!
22:17Why are you talking like that?
22:19Kahn, she was now afflicted with a speed problem of a different nature.
22:23My brain's all broken!
22:25Don't you, Niki!
22:26Yes!
22:26So, let's go!
22:27Let's go!
22:27Let's go!
22:28Let's go!
22:28Let's go!
22:29Let's go!
22:30Let's go!
22:31Let's go!
22:31It's your magic.
22:40I've been painting a lot of concern,
22:43but I don't have one more.
22:46I don't have any news about it.
22:48I don't have any problems.
22:50I'm going to go around.
22:53I'm going to go around.
22:55I'm going to go around.
22:57I'm going to go around.
22:59I'm a person who is in love with me
23:03I'm a person who is in love with me
23:05Hold it to you
23:06Everything is changing, it's not a big thing
23:10I'm not a person who is in love with me
23:12It's still easy, simple, easy
23:17If you believe it, the world is wide open
23:22I'm not a person who is in love with me
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