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00:00Now on the go, I need a sleigh-cation to step away from the razzle-dazzle of it all.
00:06This is my first girl's trip with other queens.
00:12These girls better not try it with me because I'm coming prepared.
00:15They don't call me fierce for nothing.
00:17It's Miss Fierce-alicious, the star of Canada's Drag Race Season 3.
00:21Why be fierce when you can be fierce-alicious?
00:24And Canada vs. the World Season 2.
00:27Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:31Rockies, I'm here!
00:36Do I need to be worried about the wildlife?
00:39I guess I can't handle a beer.
00:44Hello, world. It is me, Tessa T from Drag Race Germany.
00:49Smells like success to me!
00:51And global all-stars here in the Rockies.
00:54In the words of Celine Dion,
00:56I had to escape.
00:58The city was sticky and cruel.
01:02Vance, gondola.
01:03Oh, no, sir, I'm not going to the gondolas.
01:05I think you need a U-turn.
01:06That's probably for the other queens.
01:08I'm kind of scared.
01:09If I don't return, tell the people,
01:11there goes the last great American dynasty.
01:21That Alyssa Edwards?
01:23Miss Alyssa!
01:25Oh, my gosh, baby.
01:26Welcome to my country.
01:27Oh, thank you!
01:28The land of the true North Strong and fierce.
01:32Miss Fierce-alicious.
01:35I already got a headache.
01:37This is going to be fierce.
01:38I thought they meant the vacation was going to be fierce.
01:39No, they said fierce.
01:40It's fierce of the earth.
01:41Oh, okay, because fierce is here.
01:43Yes.
01:43Well, let's go ahead and get to exploring.
01:45Come on, lady.
01:46Let's get on again.
01:47A gondola.
01:48A gondola?
01:49Yes.
01:49We're getting on that?
01:50Yeah.
01:51I told production,
01:52the few things that I'm intimidated by,
01:55and one of them is heights,
01:57and here I am now going up this damn gondola,
02:00climbing these mountains.
02:02Oh, my God!
02:04Hey, everybody!
02:06Y'all pray for me!
02:08I knew I was going to be here.
02:10I have a feeling it might just be somebody related.
02:12Oh, shit.
02:16Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour!
02:18It's your girl, Nikki Doll,
02:19from RuPaul's Drag Race Season 12.
02:20Salut, les amis!
02:23And host of Drag Race Friends.
02:25Nikki, Nikki, Nikki!
02:27Woo-hoo!
02:29Girl, this place is absolutely stunning.
02:32Gorgeous.
02:34Oh, my God!
02:36Look at the...
02:36I told the producers I was terrified of heights!
02:39So am I.
02:40Brooklyn Heights.
02:41This is the end of your journey here.
02:43Oh, my God!
02:44Security!
02:46These ropes, they snap.
02:49My gay ass in all these colors is going to go a-flying.
02:52Girl, it's not that bad, though.
02:53Stop it!
02:54Just sit down, lady!
02:56Sit your ass down!
02:58All right, let's do this, Canada!
03:02Here's to new adventures.
03:06Tessa?
03:07Nikki?
03:08Tessa Testicle?
03:08Tessa Testicle?
03:09Ooh, girl, Germany's in the building.
03:11Oh, my God, la Nikki Doll!
03:13Oui, oui, baguette.
03:14Who else is here?
03:15Well, I have a sneaking suspicion.
03:19I dress up as Amelia Earhart because I survived that plane crash of Season 5.
03:23I'm ready to go, ready to let these girls have it out in the snow, the wilderness.
03:27Hi, I'm Zanna.
03:28I like Lana Del Rey, big dicks, and being messy.
03:33Hi, slurs.
03:34And you also will remember me from Canada's Drag Race Season 5.
03:37The number one villain of Canada's Drag Race.
03:39Have fun with those boring untucks, babes.
03:42You know what?
03:44I love being up in the Rockies.
03:45This is my backyard.
03:46This is my land.
03:47The indigenous lands of my people.
03:48All these other girls.
03:49I don't know who they are, but I know they're not from here.
03:52The gondola stopped at the top of the mountain.
03:58Oh.
03:58I step outside.
04:00I'm not used to seeing all the snow in Texas.
04:03This is some real Johnny Weir shit going on over here on this ice.
04:07I know you're freezing.
04:07Look at you.
04:08That blouse is see-through.
04:09Our home never gets cold, sweetie.
04:12Like it?
04:12Love it.
04:13Don't regret it.
04:14We staying in a house together.
04:18I don't know if drag queens is living together.
04:20What that's going to be like.
04:21And I hope I got my own room.
04:23Hi, y'all.
04:24It's your girl, Bit Silk with the Good Milk.
04:26For RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11.
04:28Munch, munch.
04:29Crunch, crunch.
04:30All-star sits at Canada's Drag Race, Canada vs. the World.
04:34Prepare to be sick of me.
04:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:37Baby, the dog got a new body.
04:39And she up in the Rockies, honey.
04:41Y'all get ready, because it's about to go down.
04:47Okay, Miss Silk.
04:49Oh, my goodness.
04:50Hi, baby.
04:51How are you?
04:51Good.
04:52Ooh, I can't wait to get up on one of those.
04:54Oh, the gondola?
04:55Is that what that's called?
04:56Yeah, Miss Gondola.
04:56That's her.
04:57She's on season 18.
04:59Ooh.
05:00I don't think black people do all this.
05:02You know what I do love about you?
05:03What?
05:03Is you are unapologetically you.
05:05That's what I love about you, too.
05:08Oh, my.
05:09Oh.
05:09Oh, no.
05:10All the way from France, my dear sister, the Nicky doll.
05:26I'm super excited to see if you're delicious.
05:28I know that this bitch is absolutely bonkers.
05:31Oh, my gosh.
05:32Tessa T.
05:34Insert applause, please.
05:36Oh, my gosh.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:43Here, I got you.
05:44Get my wig, girl.
05:45Get my wig.
05:46Oh.
05:47I met this lady on Global All Stars, and she completely won me over and stole my heart.
05:52No, I'm not in here.
05:54Tessa, hold me up.
05:56Mama.
05:57Who do you think is coming next?
05:59Hopefully, the sun.
06:00Who in the hell got a ball of this shit?
06:05Silky.
06:06Lipstick assassin diva.
06:08Silky, do you know Tessa?
06:10No, no, no, no, Tessa.
06:12This is Tessa T, baby.
06:13You a drag queen?
06:14Tessa, is that the girl that begged Alyssa to be her drag daughter?
06:19Oh, here we go.
06:21Do you know Xena?
06:22I have never met Alyssa.
06:23Very nice to meet you.
06:24In honor.
06:25Alyssa motherfucking Edwards.
06:27Fierce and Xena, you're both from Canada's Drag Race.
06:29Yeah, we are.
06:30Do you guys know each other personally?
06:32Maybe.
06:32Oh, okay.
06:35There's tension, y'all.
06:36Did it look like there was tension?
06:37Oh.
06:38I can't control my face.
06:39I'm sorry.
06:40It's a vacation.
06:41Whose idea was this?
06:42Okay, well, thank you for bringing this up because I am the cruise director today.
06:46I am in charge of the activities and I promise you we're going to have a lot of fun.
06:52This is going to be good.
06:54No, sister.
06:55You go, sister.
06:57Oh.
06:58I can smell the estrogen in the air.
06:59It's beautiful.
07:00Slaycation!
07:04On to our first activity.
07:06Follow me, please.
07:07All right, let's do it.
07:07Burn up your clothes.
07:07This time it involves the heat in a cruise.
07:11Limo.
07:13I wanted to start this trip with some sisterhood.
07:19So, are we all going to be a cruise director?
07:22We each have a day.
07:25Today is my day.
07:26I'm in charge.
07:27She's over here sitting looking like Jim and Neutron with this big old head on.
07:32We're going to do a new activity that's going to be very fun.
07:36We're going to do fat biking.
07:38What you call me?
07:39Oh.
07:40Fat.
07:40I can't laugh about that joke, but we're going to be doing fat biking.
07:44In the snow?
07:45In the snow.
07:47In the snow?
07:49In the snow.
07:49Is that safe?
07:50Oh, Lord.
07:51Please get me through this week.
07:53I'm actually a spinning instructor.
07:54She is?
07:55So, yeah.
07:56What?
07:56You're so great.
07:57Let's just give her the sash now.
07:58Do you ride a bike?
08:00You know, I ride a lot of things.
08:01Bikes are not one of them.
08:02Do I know how to bike?
08:03No.
08:04Is it going to be fun?
08:05Absolutely.
08:05Absolutely.
08:06But I want y'all to know, I may not be able to do everything.
08:10Oh, what?
08:10Well, I got a little search, and I am still healing.
08:16Oh.
08:16And we just had a little breath that the body is clean.
08:19You do look fabulous.
08:22Yeah, show us.
08:23Show us the body, girl.
08:24Show it off.
08:27Now clock that tea.
08:28It's going to be a lot of fun, because this is day one of what?
08:33Flaycation!
08:35We're going to have a week to have fun, drink, party, but also rehearse.
08:39We have a performance for the community at the end of our beautiful Flaycation.
08:44Have you guys written your verses?
08:45Dana, how are you feeling about your verses?
08:48Oh, don't go there.
08:50They have very infamous verses on their season.
08:52We're not friends.
08:53You're a means to an end.
08:55No matter how many notes you sentence.
08:56I caught you trying to steal my men's.
08:58I don't play pretend.
08:59Girl, I got friends.
09:00You've got major split ends.
09:02I'm a little worried for her.
09:03What are your dance steps going to be like, doll?
09:05Oh.
09:06Not too much.
09:08I'll be there together.
09:09Are you worried?
09:10I'm not worried.
09:11Are you worried?
09:11I saw you.
09:12The world saw your career.
09:13Now, I didn't see it.
09:14Now, I didn't watch it.
09:15I'm about to teach you.
09:16I'm about to teach you.
09:17I'm about to teach you.
09:22Oh, ladies, I think we arrived.
09:24All right.
09:25I'm kind of scared.
09:26Are we ready for the activity number one?
09:28Yay!
09:29Woo!
09:30I think we are in for a wild ride.
09:33Literally.
09:33Welcome to the Canmore Nordic Center.
09:39I'm Patrick.
09:40Hi, Patrick.
09:43I'm from Trail Sports, and I'm going to teach you how to ride some fat bikes.
09:46All right.
09:47I didn't sign up for this.
09:49I came here for a vacation, not for shenanigans.
09:52This bike better my coach.
09:54Let's go for a little ride around.
09:56Easy gear.
09:56This is what a girl's trip is all about.
10:01You get a bunch of queens, a bunch of sissies.
10:04Girl, I think my tires are fling.
10:07Up on a mountaintop.
10:09In the snow, on bicycles.
10:13Ah!
10:14Get out of front of me!
10:15Oh, this is everything.
10:17No, bitch.
10:18You can't handle this Italian stallion, bitch.
10:20Woo!
10:20I'm looking around, and everyone's doing kind of well, except for Silky.
10:24Oh!
10:26Who is struggling.
10:31Ooh!
10:33God damn!
10:35Yo, I'm the queen of the world!
10:37I'm going to let her know who the boss is of Canada.
10:41Nikki, move!
10:42Girl, shut up!
10:42Jesus!
10:44These girls better watch out.
10:46Oh, shit!
10:47Oh, my gosh!
10:47Oh, my God, bitch!
10:48Be careful!
10:49Yeah!
10:50Be careful!
10:51I'm not doing this shit!
10:52Oh, no!
10:53I know what I am!
10:55Oh, child!
10:56Now, did I fall?
10:59Yes.
11:00I know what?
11:02But baby, Silky.
11:07Silky, go!
11:09Oh, my God, Silky!
11:11Silky!
11:12I'm okay, she fell off!
11:14Women down!
11:15Security!
11:15The girls are falling left and right, just like Chesapeake says.
11:24I'm embarrassed AF.
11:26Y'all, they wish they could have be a walrus like me on the snow.
11:30Silky, give us a snow angel!
11:31Our little fabulous doing it right.
11:34Shout-out to Yeti.
11:36Queens!
11:37Who is ready for the first Sash game of the season?
11:41Woo!
11:41Woo!
11:42The first queen to feed their way through the course and cross the finish line will be named
11:47the biker queen.
11:49Woo!
11:50Who's ready?
11:51Yay!
11:54I'm a queen!
11:57I know I'm gonna win because I'm perfect, beautiful, look like Linda Evangelista, and I'm a model.
12:03So, I think I've got this.
12:06I'm gonna fall on fear, so she's gonna be really talented.
12:08Hell no!
12:09Silky, if you do, I'll PayPal you $10,000.
12:12Before you do, you don't care.
12:15Five, four, three, two, one, go!
12:21Yes, I cheated.
12:22They say if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
12:26Listen, if anyone needs a head start, it's Silky, so you go, girl.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:32I'm paddling, and I see Tessa and Alyssa head, so I see this opportunity, and you know what
12:39I do?
12:40Oh, shit!
12:42Knock right into her.
12:47Oh, I got a chance!
12:48I got a chance!
12:49This fucking stupid bitch!
12:52My nerve was shot.
12:53Bitch, this stupid-ass bitch!
12:56I am the biggest villain of Canada's drag race.
13:00Ooh, shit!
13:01That's none of my business.
13:05They're on the ground back there.
13:06I gotta win this fucking race, so it's just me and Tessa.
13:10Wait, my bike is broken.
13:12Look, none of these bitches are even close to me.
13:15I see the finish line.
13:17I hear the church bells ringing, victorious music just blasting in my ears.
13:22And I win.
13:23I'll take second.
13:24It's better than six.
13:25Congratulations, Tessa.
13:26You finally won something.
13:27Girl, you sabotaged me, and you know it.
13:32What a hot dog eating contest.
13:43Give me something that'll be fair for me.
13:46Tessa.
13:47Tessa.
13:48Tessa.
13:49Tessa.
13:50Tessa.
13:51Should we all go run down there and help her?
13:53Let's go, help her.
13:54Silky, we're here for you.
13:56You know I'm a G.
13:58I don't need their help.
14:00Come on.
14:00But they coming down and help, and I guess I better accept it.
14:03Fuck this bike.
14:04I'm pushing her fucking bike up this hill.
14:07Come on, Silky.
14:08You got this.
14:10Thank God, because I was breathing hard.
14:14I am breathing hard as hell.
14:18Come on, Silky, run!
14:20We finish as a team, as sisters.
14:23That's all that matters.
14:26Congratulations, you are the biker queen.
14:29She's a bike instructor for a living.
14:31If she didn't win, she was going to lose clients.
14:35She had to win.
14:37All right, ladies, it's time to get warm.
14:39It's time to see the house.
14:41Are you guys excited?
14:42Yes!
14:42Yes!
14:43Let's go!
14:44But not on the bikes.
14:45Not on the bikes.
14:46Silky, you can walk.
14:47Fuck them bikes.
14:50I cannot wait to get home, unpack my bags,
14:54and finally see what this house is giving.
15:01Oh, okay.
15:03All right.
15:04This is lovely.
15:06Girl, I get the math this week.
15:08Oh, Jesus.
15:11I'm walking into this mega mansion
15:13in the beautiful Rockies.
15:14Oh, we got budget.
15:16All right.
15:17It's giving cunt.
15:21Oh, y'all.
15:22Oh, we have some pictures of the old cast.
15:26My sister Carrie.
15:28Out with the old, in with the new.
15:30Exactly.
15:30This is not about you.
15:32Sorry, season one.
15:34I'm ready to go check the rooms.
15:36Ladies, follow me.
15:37Bitch, the staircase goes all the way up.
15:39This is some rich lady house.
15:42I love this.
15:43The baby.
15:45Y'all put money into us.
15:47This is nice.
15:49Where's the local cab?
15:51Let's look at the rooms first.
15:52Let's look at the room.
15:53Alyssa, oh, you got to be kidding me.
15:57This is my room.
15:57Alyssa gets the master suite.
15:59You get a bath tub and a shower?
16:01There's fucking master suite.
16:03A custom embroidered pillow.
16:05And a fireplace?
16:06Uh-huh.
16:07This is lovely.
16:08I have really arrived to the vacation destination.
16:11I should have hit her harder with that fucking bite.
16:15You all are very hateful.
16:17I mean, this is quite correct.
16:18If I get a motherfucking bump bed, I'm fighting everybody.
16:23I'm going to have to go home.
16:25I want to see what's left for us.
16:29Look at this.
16:31I look like an old Hollywood star.
16:34That, that's woman.
16:35That's a starlet.
16:37Oh my God, Silky.
16:39I look mugged.
16:42She's the one.
16:43I'm vintage.
16:45The only thing I'm looking for is a pillow with my name on it.
16:48And I finally see it.
16:49All right.
16:50I have a room by myself.
16:53Who's in here?
16:55Oh, it's mine.
16:56This is all me.
16:57Xana's in here.
16:58Doesn't get a bathtub.
16:59No, that's okay.
17:00I'm by myself and it's beautiful.
17:03That's realness.
17:03That's quality.
17:05I love that.
17:07Silky and fierce delicious.
17:10Now this is some more shit.
17:12I'm rooming with Silky and honestly, I don't mind.
17:15That's my sister.
17:16I don't like this.
17:18I've already asked production for my own room prior to coming.
17:22It ain't going to happen.
17:23I got to stop doing these fucking chicken dinner shows.
17:27Wait, wait, wait.
17:27We got a big bathroom.
17:28Just fuck this show.
17:30I'm congenial.
17:31I don't mind you.
17:32No, you got me to room with somebody.
17:34I'm uncomfortable.
17:35Who are you in a room with?
17:36Fierce.
17:36But it's not that.
17:37I'm uncomfortable.
17:39Do you like her?
17:40No, it's not that.
17:41I'm getting comfortable with this new body and I'm not going to get comfortable with
17:45it next to Fierce Licious.
17:47So hold on.
17:48No.
17:49I think Zayna needs to go in there with her.
17:51Even the lamps have my name.
17:53It's an X.
17:54I'm stealing that.
17:55That's coming home with me.
17:56I'll take that.
17:57We should vote on it as a house.
17:58No.
17:59I don't want to make it a big deal neither because I don't want to seem like I'm being
18:01a grand diva neither.
18:04Silky's plaque.
18:04Do you want to switch rooms with her so she can get her own room?
18:06We can room together.
18:09Oh, Bisham.
18:10I love you to death.
18:11But I know Fierce Licious.
18:13We've done drag cons together.
18:14We've done gigs together.
18:15Now being roommates with Fierce Licious, that's something else, baby.
18:18I love you.
18:19But this is how the stakes are.
18:22It's not a competition.
18:23But I'm a host and you're a pedestrian.
18:26She's the host of France for everybody at home who does not know.
18:30I need my space.
18:31I made it further than you on Drag Race both times.
18:33And I've judged people that went further than you all the time.
18:36Rude.
18:37I agree.
18:38I think Tessa should give you your room.
18:40Let's go switch.
18:42Very little pillows.
18:44Check.
18:46Artwork.
18:47Check.
18:47Oh, you got fuzzy pillows.
18:48Yes.
18:49Look at that.
18:49That's fierce.
18:51You need to have your room.
18:52Tessa.
18:53So we have a lady here.
18:55She just went through some personal changes and I think she needs her privacy.
18:59And I think that as some beautiful, amazing contestants of franchises, we should probably
19:08have one of the girls.
19:09Why aren't you pointing out yourself?
19:11You also have a host of France.
19:13So baby, we're not in the same floor.
19:15Baby, when the Nicki doll told him I'm the host, y'all three gotta switch rooms, I fell
19:22out.
19:22We should pull strides.
19:23We should pull a game.
19:24We shouldn't just decide.
19:24Oh, let's go.
19:25I'm used to judging hosts.
19:27She, let's do it.
19:28Well, whose names are going to be in the thing?
19:30Tessa.
19:30And you.
19:31And you.
19:32And you.
19:32No.
19:32I think you should compete as well.
19:34Why?
19:35I think it's fair.
19:36I don't think it's fair.
19:37Oh, baby.
19:38Life's not fair.
19:39Why?
19:39Because you got a little job title.
19:41That is absolutely right, bitch.
19:43You've been doing drag for six months.
19:45So I'm going to keep my room.
19:46You ain't one.
19:47Girl, she's holding hers and she's like, you just got a job title, bitch.
19:50You ain't one like me.
19:50You bike a queen.
19:52I fly myself home.
19:53Ain't no big deal, honey.
19:55Y'all, we're on vacation.
19:56Listen, did y'all really come here to sleep?
19:59No.
20:00And say in your room, did you really come here to say in your room?
20:02If someone snore, I cannot sleep.
20:04So I like to be alone.
20:05So I will sleep at some point and I would love to have my own space.
20:08Yes.
20:08Right.
20:09This is about getting out of your comfort zone.
20:11But I think it's very noble.
20:12I'm on a bike today in the snow.
20:14We all fell and tumbled.
20:16So you're moving here?
20:16We don't get out of our comfort zone.
20:17So you're moving here?
20:17I will do either one.
20:18Whatever y'all want to do.
20:20I'm okay.
20:20I slightly and politely just throw my hat out there thinking that somebody would jump back
20:27and say, don't worry, Alyssa.
20:28We got it.
20:29Oh, no.
20:31Oh, no.
20:32You're the queen.
20:34At the end of the day, mother knows best.
20:37Baby, y'all said it.
20:38Y'all said, honey, Alyssa, I made the decision.
20:41We're good.
20:41Let me go with the pillow.
20:42The next thing I know, I'm moving my luggage upstairs in the room with Fiercealicious.
20:48You already knocked me off the bike.
20:50Y'all pray for me.
20:51Silky, give me your pillow.
20:55Now, ain't this a bunch of bullshit.
20:57All right, ladies.
20:58I think it's time to unpack in our room.
21:00This is our house for the week.
21:01And we'll meet downstairs, okay?
21:03Girl, all right.
21:03Come on, everybody.
21:05Can you come in my room real quick?
21:06Yeah, sure, babe.
21:07All right.
21:08What's up?
21:09It is the first day.
21:10And I'm already fighting girls, which is not how I wanted to come into this location.
21:16When I'm the director of my day, I'm going to act up just like you.
21:20Just to watch.
21:21Baby, you should.
21:22I'm going to embrace it.
21:23We're having a sleepover.
21:24It's like going to camp.
21:25We're going to have fun.
21:26I might have knocked her off her bike, but now this gives me the chance to knock her
21:30off her game.
21:33Ladies, come on down.
21:36And I see Nikki in her little French hat with her little French mustache, and I'm like,
21:40oh, we are in for it.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:42Look at y'all.
21:43I may look crazy, but I look good.
21:45All right, guys.
21:46I introduce you to Darnell.
21:48Hi, Darnell.
21:48Hey, Darnell.
21:49The Nikki has now hired a private chef.
21:54To end my day, I wanted us to enjoy some French cuisine.
21:59Very expensive, very luxurious caviar and escargot.
22:04Snails.
22:05Things that I've never eaten at Red Lobster before.
22:08Cheers, Cisley.
22:09Cheers to all of you.
22:11I think you're all rotted.
22:12You're gutted.
22:13And you're Hila monsters.
22:14And that's why we're sitting together.
22:17Please, Lord, give me the courage, the strength, the wisdom, the knowledge, and the guidance
22:21to make it through this week.
22:23I needed this more than y'all would ever know because I'm in a very redeveloping part of
22:31my life.
22:31I've literally been home the last three months recovering.
22:34Yeah.
22:34And I wanted my body work for a very long time.
22:39And this is my first time out.
22:41Leaving my home was a risk.
22:42Like, flying for the first time was a risk.
22:46Like, everything has been a risk.
22:48Y'all made me the way that y'all just gathered around me today to go to the finish line.
22:52Yes.
22:52So thank y'all so much for that.
22:54We love you, baby.
22:55We love you.
22:55Silky, you were brave today.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Because you were intimidated of that bike.
22:59Oh, yeah.
22:59Because I wanted to.
23:00You took many times.
23:01You took many times.
23:02Yes.
23:02You practiced.
23:03You falling off.
23:03Oh, because I really wanted to be like, oh, this is too much.
23:07But, like, if I go with the attitude of our week that this is too much, I'm never gonna
23:13push myself to do more.
23:15Yeah.
23:15I admire that so much in you.
23:17Well, thanks.
23:18So.
23:18Everybody, cheers to Silky.
23:19Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
23:21That's my sister.
23:23Thank you so much for sharing this, Silky.
23:25This is a really beautiful bonding moment.
23:28Well, my back has been aching carrying three seasons of reality TV for the past three years.
23:33So I feel like I really needed a vacation.
23:37Girl, please.
23:38Please.
23:39Chef Darnell just gave us some caviar.
23:41Anybody had caviar before?
23:43No.
23:44Caviar?
23:45Baby, I feel like Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries.
23:49Rich.
23:52It's actually really good.
23:53You know what, Alyssa, I finished it all.
23:55I'm just very, I'm very nervous.
23:57It's a butch queen.
23:58It's not that fishy.
24:00I don't think I really had me French cuisine past French fries, but I am excited for new
24:05opportunities.
24:05I mean, I just came off of my season, which was intense.
24:09I felt like I was representing myself so fiercely, so incredibly.
24:13I had so many personal moments with so many different people.
24:15And then as soon as the fans got a hold of it, they didn't see any of that.
24:18They're like, we don't like when you did this.
24:19We hate when you said that.
24:20This is my favorite.
24:21You didn't like them.
24:22And it was like.
24:23All these little twinks that don't do drag trying to tell us how to live our lives and
24:27then experiencing that in the first, in the world is not very fun.
24:31I'm going to be honest.
24:32I don't think she was well liked.
24:34I don't think she was very memorable compared to previous seasons.
24:38I was the villain on my season as well.
24:39And like.
24:40But did you enjoy being the villain or what did you suffer through it?
24:42Because she said.
24:43I mean.
24:43Oh, I suffered.
24:44I suffered too.
24:45Like the first few weeks.
24:47And like I was getting death threats, racist messages every single day in my DMs.
24:50I got that too.
24:51I got that too.
24:52Mm-hmm.
24:52But when I realized that the haters is what keep you paid, it changed my life.
24:59Right.
24:59I feel like this industry, it can sometimes get the best of us.
25:03And it makes it nice to be with sisters and people who understand.
25:07Zanna has been rubbing me the wrong way.
25:09Anyways.
25:10So this is a sous vide Alberta lamb rack.
25:12On the bottom, there's a parsnip puree, a little bit of roasted gold beets.
25:16Please enjoy.
25:16When you got eliminated for Canada's Drag Race, you said you were the number one villain
25:21of Canada's Drag Race.
25:22Do you still believe that?
25:25It rubbed you the wrong way?
25:26Yeah.
25:26Why would it affect you if she said that about herself?
25:28I think I'm the most beautiful.
25:29So does Silky.
25:31Why do you call her that she said that?
25:32Did you say that you were the number one villain of Canada?
25:34Is that why?
25:35I feel like.
25:35Is that your claim to fame?
25:36I feel like I opened the door as for you to be acting like that way on TV.
25:41I don't know if you opened the door for that.
25:42And who did?
25:42I think you saw me on TV first, right?
25:44I didn't think so.
25:45What did she do that was so fierce?
25:47In two words.
25:49Fierce-alicious.
25:53What did you?
25:55Eat your lamb, Miss Thing, and keep believing that you have carried this Drag Race franchise
25:59after all these seasons.
26:02Drag has been celebrated around the world, and ay-ay-ay, eat your lamb.
26:06Well, what if I never understand who the real villain is?
26:10Such a dumb thing to fight over.
26:11So you think you're the best villain, and you opened the doors because why you told the
26:17girls how it was?
26:18Like, it's not that I was, like, going up there and, like, bullying the girls and, like,
26:21being mean to them.
26:21I was just speaking my mind, being outspoken, which hadn't been done before in Canada's Drag
26:26Race.
26:26Fierce, let me ask you this.
26:28Did you go into the season thinking you were going to be the villain?
26:31No, I think I was thinking I was going to be myself.
26:33So do you think I wasn't being myself?
26:35I think you were being yourself, but maybe, like, a little too much.
26:38But I could, like, back it up in the challenges and on the runway.
26:41I won one of the hardest challenges ever done by Drag Race.
26:44You won Snatch Game by default because everybody else was so bad.
26:46That's what happens.
26:47You win because everyone else loses, babe.
26:52Facts are facts.
26:55I win, they lose.
26:57Now, that's why I'm the villain, because I would say something like that to your face and
27:01not be too much.
27:02Give me that wine glass, because I've got to get this going, bitch.
27:04I don't think you're a villain.
27:05I think you're fierce.
27:06I think you're a fucking great queen.
27:08I don't think you're the villain.
27:08That's fabulous that you could say that, too.
27:10Oh, I think you're opinionated, and I think that's great.
27:13That's what makes you you.
27:15Don't come for me.
27:16I'm not the one, sweetie.
27:18I walked in there being like, I know what makes you tick.
27:20I know what buttons I'm going to push for you, and that's what I did, and that's what
27:23I made that show.
27:24And if I wasn't there...
27:25You think this season would have been nothing without you?
27:27I don't think it would have been nothing, but I think it would have been absolutely different.
27:31Right.
27:32I...
27:33Okay.
27:35Well, should we just say how things unfolds, and then by the end of Snickish,
27:38and if that title really matters, we will give it to one of you.
27:42You are a villain.
27:43You are a villain.
27:44You are a villain.
27:45You look under your seat.
27:46You're a villain.
27:46Everybody are a villain.
27:52This season on Slaycation...
27:53Three, two, one.
27:56Hit it.
27:57This Slaycation is up in flames.
28:00What the fuck?
28:00I told you I was going to burn it down.
28:02What have I signed up for?
28:04Get up!
28:04It's my special day!
28:08Oh!
28:09I didn't know I'm going to win this competition.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:13What?
28:14Spank her.
28:16Stop!
28:17Stop it!
28:18Shut the fuck up, you raggedy bitch.
28:21I'm here to be nice to you, and now we're talking like this.
28:23I live.
28:24I motherfucking live.
28:25Fuck!
28:26Bitch, I'm so close to whooping your ass.
28:29If you have an issue, there's the door.
28:31I'm going to get a sash.
28:33For putting up with these bitches.
28:35I think this last year has been very overwhelming for me.
28:39I'm still a little nervous for the performance tonight.
28:41It's my back!
28:42It's my vacation season time!
28:46It's my vacation time!
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