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00:01Previously on Escape the Night
00:03One day I received a letter about a house
00:07Welcome
00:09Oh my god!
00:12Enjoy the ride!
00:30Package for Joseph G in the care of Manny MUA
00:33And don't forget, please be kind
00:35Thanks girl!
00:39What the hell is this?
00:44Hey Siri, how do I play CBS?
01:00Oh no, no, no, no!
01:30Oh my, Jojo, what are you doing here?
01:54I get spit out into what looks like a retired Hollywood video
01:59I see Ro, Jojo, Tana, and Manny
02:04Oh my god, you guys came to rescue me!
02:09So I've been alone in here for a very long time
02:12So it's very nice to see some familiar faces
02:15And it looks like they dressed the part too
02:17Joey!
02:19Hi!
02:20I love Joey, but he's killed me twice now
02:23So it's kind of straining the relationship, you know what I mean?
02:27How'd you get here?
02:28We don't know, is it you?
02:29Why are you here?
02:30What was the VHS for?
02:32I have no idea what you guys are talking about
02:33What's happening?
02:34I have no idea, you guys, I've been here for I don't even know how long, maybe years?
02:38Well why am I so masked right now?
02:40That's on you!
02:41I don't know!
02:42You look good though!
02:43Thank you!
02:44I feel very masked, some might say masked for mascara
02:48He did win that strongman competition
02:50I've been inside Pandora's box, I've been trapped, it's like a labyrinth in here
02:53How'd you get in here?
02:55I went into Pandora's box
02:57Like the jewelry store?
02:58I made the decision to go inside Pandora's box because I'm tired of running
03:03It's time I find the cursed god
03:05Wait, you guys are here to save me, right?
03:07We're saving you?
03:08I just put the tape in!
03:09Wait, but who is she?
03:11I'm not really sure what's happening, I see a woman over there, I'm not really enjoying that vibe
03:15How may I help you today?
03:17We need to get out of here
03:18This girl does nothing, she's a freaking NPC character
03:21We have an exciting selection of movie titles
03:23What do you got?
03:24I'm like girl, hello, can you give me something? She gives me nothing
03:28May I interest you in today's Pandora's pick?
03:30What's Pandora's pick?
03:31We have an exciting selection of movies
03:33This is all she says you guys, like I can't get anything out of her
03:36She's useless
03:39It's really jogging my memories back to Everlock
03:42Does this town need saving?
03:43Maybe we really are about to have to escape the night again
03:46There's not just a door you can walk through
03:48There's a door right there
03:50Yeah, go ahead, try
03:51Oh my god
03:52Wait, this one says Schwig was here
03:55It's honestly been so lonely inside Pandora's box
03:59And finally, to see friendly faces here in front of me, I'm ecstatic
04:04How have you been? What has happened?
04:06I died
04:07They're gonna die
04:08Yeah
04:09Right
04:10Yeah
04:11Last time I saw Manny and Nikita, we were in an Everlock death challenge
04:13And let's just say it didn't go so well for Manny
04:17Manny ain't letting you die
04:22You shot him?
04:23So I do find it funny that you brought me back here
04:25I didn't bring you back
04:26I found this, this is on the couch
04:28Wait you guys, Ro found a tape with an O on it
04:31I stole hers with a D on it
04:33I don't like D, here you go
04:35Oh, it's gonna spell something
04:37Do
04:38Dorf
04:39Okay, everybody split up
04:40I think I needed some help here
04:41You'd think after being here for a couple years
04:43I would have figured this out?
04:45Spread out
04:46We've got to find all these VHS tapes, they have different letters on them
04:49It's spelling dick
04:50It's spelling dick
04:51I'm like
04:52Worsi candy
04:53Oh, another one, another one, another one
04:54E
04:55Everyone thinks this is some kind of joke and whatever
04:57And I get it because most of them have died a couple of times
05:01But let's focus
05:03Your freedom exists within the tapes around you
05:08So last I heard you died
05:09Yeah
05:10What about you, George?
05:11You get shot
05:12I got killed
05:13Makita killed me
05:14So to see you're here is looking crazy to me
05:16I found myself to dress her again
05:17She literally shot me first
05:19Tana, did you find anything?
05:21I found ET
05:22Can you just explain how you got here? I don't understand
05:26You
05:27How me? I've been here
05:29Okay, so I got something that looked like this
05:32That's a VHS tape
05:33Then I was watching it on the TV
05:35And
05:36It's him
05:37It's him
05:38It's the cursed god
05:39Only the cursed god could be behind this
05:41Because I had no involvement in inviting them here
05:45Most likely
05:47We're all probably gonna die
05:49Not me
05:50Cause like
05:51Die?
05:52Well like plot armor for me
05:53Y'all do you think we're gonna die?
05:55What?
05:56So she has never gone through this before you guys
05:59So I just maybe
06:00We shouldn't have told her that we might be dying
06:02Oh
06:03Oh yeah, you're out, babe
06:04It's like a thing
06:05Everyone just keeps telling me that I'm gonna die
06:07And like look, I joke about it all the time too
06:10But not really funny when it's kind of real
06:13What if none of us die?
06:14Exactly
06:15What if none of us die?
06:16I think there's a chance that we could all escape from here
06:18It could be different from anything we've experienced
06:20Okay
06:21They say forgive and forget
06:23But how do you forget getting eaten by raptors
06:25And sacrificed by a bunch of witches on an altar?
06:29What's it called when it's like an act
06:31Like you double up words and it becomes a word?
06:34I was in special ed
06:35Letters
06:36I don't know
06:37I'm very bad with letters
06:38And I love that
06:39And she's dyslexic
06:40I'm dyslexic
06:41Are you guys?
06:42Yeah
06:43God
06:44I found a black light
06:48I feel like I should just kind of pocket this for now
06:50No, no, no, use it
06:51See if there's any messages or anything around here
06:54Good call, good call
06:55Do you think we've found all of these?
06:56Lose
06:57Nose
06:58Lesson
06:59Slide
07:00I know I look dumb
07:01But I'm the Scrabble aficionado, alright?
07:04I was playing Scrabble last night
07:05Before I was transported to the fucking 80s
07:07We're in Pandora's box
07:09Oh my god
07:10Does it spell out Pandora or anything like that?
07:12Delusions
07:13Shut up
07:14My favorite diva
07:15Tana, you are a genius
07:16Tana, what?
07:17It makes a lot of sense actually that she's the one that solved delusions
07:20Because I'm like, girl
07:21You know, Tana is a lot smarter than she looks
07:24I'm gonna have to watch out for her
07:26Wait, is that the name of a movie?
07:29Mmm
07:30Delusions
07:31Oh, Nikita, you wait for that
07:32Delusions
07:33I love that
07:34Delusions
07:35Delusions
07:36Are these alphabetical?
07:38How are we supposed to find a movie called Delusions?
07:40Wait, you guys, this one says neon delusions
07:43This poster
07:45In a world of color, find the real light
07:48Use that light
07:49Use that light
07:50Use that light
07:51Right here
07:52Use the black light
07:53Oh my gosh, this is so smart
07:54Do you see anything?
07:55Or do you, maybe on the back of it?
07:56Behind it maybe?
07:57Pull it off
07:58Heal it
08:011982, baby!
08:02Shut up!
08:03Oh my god
08:04Okay, wait, there's a code over there
08:06Yeah, 1982
08:07Yes, yes, yes
08:08What happened in 1982?
08:09Tana found the letters, I found the black light
08:12Honestly, teamwork
08:131982
08:15Oh
08:17Oh
08:18We're in
08:19I love standing by and acting like I'm helping
08:21What is that?
08:22Silent night
08:23Yeah
08:24Special clearance price, $9.95
08:26What's inside?
08:28Okay, I feel like we have to play in
08:30Yes
08:31Okay, we're back in it
08:32I feel like there could be a chance we could actually get out of here
08:35On the 12 days of Christmas, the color cancer arise
08:45Creatures of chaos and death
08:49The divine spirit created three gems to protect us
08:52But the goblins stole them away
08:54The tree cannot be saved without them
08:57Oh my god
09:12What was that?
09:14Oh my god
09:16The door opens and we step into this kind of new universe of Pandora's box
09:22And it is cold
09:24I don't think we should go in there
09:26What's this?
09:27Snow?
09:28Oh my god, it's cold in here
09:29I feel like I'm in a snow globe
09:31I'm kind of like, oh my god
09:32Like
09:33I'm not just for the occasion, but I could be
09:35You, you must stop the calling
09:44But in doing so you will die
09:46Give us this one
09:47I'll help you
09:48This girl, poor thing
09:50She's like dying
09:51Imagine your last moments
09:52I got her blood on my hand
09:53There's a lot happening
09:54What's happening?
09:55If you want to live
09:56What's what happened?
09:57Receive the gifts of the Magi on the epiphany
09:59She's yelling about something and I'm not paying attention
10:02But I know she's upset
10:03Take it
10:05Go!
10:06Literally a minotaur comes out and abducts Tana
10:15And we're shook, we're absolutely screaming
10:17Where's Tana?
10:19Oh my god, where's Tana?
10:21I think they got Tana
10:22I think they got Tana
10:23No
10:24I didn't actually get to see what took Tana
10:26But I don't think it's gonna take much to actually capture her
10:29So it probably isn't that scary
10:31Every damn time I reappear in a corset, in a kitten heel
10:36It's like they could never give me a running shoe, okay?
10:39And these bitches aren't waiting for me
10:40They're trying to live
10:41Wait, what do the books say?
10:42What do the books say?
10:43Where's the book?
10:44Open the book
10:45Red glimmers amidst the cheer
10:47Where stockings hang and joy fills the air
10:50We now have some clues
10:51And I think we're on a better path to getting out of here
10:54Right here, right here
10:55Three gems are needed
10:56No more, no less to unlock this chest
10:58So we're finding gems
10:59Pass the three tests
11:00We have to figure out these three clues
11:01Find these three jewels
11:03Listen, we need to split up
11:04Split up?
11:05Some of us need to go find Tana
11:06And some of us need to find the gems
11:10Okay, I'm down to go find Tana
11:12Okay
11:13Not alone
11:14Well, any other volunteers?
11:16You have the mask
11:17Come on
11:18Let's do it
11:19Okay
11:20Alright, it's just the girls now
11:21I have been in challenges with Ro and Joey before
11:24So I'm really hopeful that we can get this done ASAP
11:27Because we gotta go
11:29Oh shoot
11:30Oh shoot
11:31Shit, he's coming
11:32He's coming, hide, hide
11:43Maybe the chainsaw man is just here to cut down trees, right?
11:47The Christmas trees?
11:48Are you okay?
11:49Okay, maybe he actually wants to cut our legs
11:53How do we find the jewel?
11:54Do you think they're in the present?
11:55Yes
11:56Yes
11:57Yes
11:58I'm trying to open a present
11:59Trying to open a present
12:00I'll lean you out
12:01I'll lean you out
12:02Yes
12:03Yes
12:04What kind of monsters are these in Pandora's box, girl?
12:05Wait
12:06Wait, let's go back to the box and see if we can get this
12:07Okay
12:08Okay, maybe he actually wants to cut our legs
12:10How do we find the jewel?
12:11Do you think they're in the present?
12:12Yes
12:13Yes
12:14Yes
12:15I'm trying to open a present
12:16I'll lean you out
12:17What kind of monsters are these in Pandora's box, girl?
12:20Wait, let's go back to the box and see if we can read something
12:21Wait
12:22Three gems are needed, no more no less, to unlock this chest past three tests
12:25Wait, what is this?
12:26There's something in this
12:27Okay
12:28Okay
12:29Okay
12:30Okay
12:31Okay
12:32Okay
12:33Okay
12:34Okay
12:35Okay
12:36Okay
12:37Okay
12:38Okay
12:39Okay
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12:41Okay
12:42Okay
12:43Okay
12:44Okay
12:45Okay
12:46Okay
12:47Okay
12:48Okay
12:49Okay
12:50Okay
12:51Okay
12:52It's like a puzzle piece
12:53Whoa, look
12:54There's clues that are like ripped apart inside all of these ornaments on the Christmas
12:57trees
12:58Oh, Julie, I found one!
12:59Where?
13:00I found one!
13:01Look, it is!
13:02It's inside the clue
13:03What do we do? Smash it?
13:04I'll smash it in there
13:05Okay
13:06Oh, shit
13:08Okay
13:09Oopsies
13:10Sorry
13:11Careful of the glass
13:13Look, look, look, look, it's coming together
13:15It's coming together
13:17There's pieces
13:18There's pieces
13:22Okay
13:23We're gonna need a lot of these
13:26So me and Jojo are currently trying to save Tana
13:28But then of course the Minotaur comes out
13:30Okay, Mr. Thomas comes out
13:31And we're literally like, okay, what do we do?
13:33How do we get around him?
13:34Look, honestly, grew up a fan of Manny
13:36Now being friends with Manny
13:38Stoked to be on a team with Manny
13:39I was like, we got this, dude
13:40Oh
13:49Guys, come get me!
13:52Oh my god
13:53Tana's like, I dabble in distress
13:55Her hands are hanging
13:56We're like, girl
13:57I know you've been in this position before
13:59Like, don't even try to act brand new, okay?
14:01It's just not my vibe
14:02Not the setting for you
14:03Wait, wait, we gotta keep it down
14:04I thought I was vibing with the Minotaur at first
14:06But it feels really regressive for me
14:08I stopped dating men who look like lizards a long time ago, so
14:11What are all these numbers?
14:13Wait, what is this?
14:14Oh, are we like
14:15Wait, what the heck?
14:16Wait
14:17Wait, I was kinda liking being chained up
14:18Now you're like, I don't wanna solve anything
14:19Go back
14:20You know what I mean?
14:21On the walls, numbers hide
14:23A secret code
14:24You must decide
14:25Yes
14:26Also, what's this?
14:27He wears Manny hat
14:28Oh my god
14:29Oh shit
14:30We have these, like, little blank slates
14:32And there's circles on it
14:34We're cross-referencing these points
14:36With these sections
14:38Tana, baby
14:40Oh, my feet kinda hurt
14:41Should I take my heels off?
14:43I'm like, okay
14:44Me and Jojo are gonna figure it out
14:46Tana's dying
14:47Like, low-key, baby
14:48You're not gonna survive
14:49You're not gonna make it
14:50There's another one
14:51There's another one?
14:52Yeah
14:53Wait, so there must be multiple then
14:54Oh, okay
14:55Oh, look it, look it, look it
14:56I get it, I get it
14:57We realize that the shapes, you know
14:58They coordinate to the things in the room
15:00Guys, guys, look at
15:01Look at
15:02That means that it's like this number or this number
15:03So it's a six
15:04Got it
15:05One thing's a six, does that make sense?
15:06I thought I wanted out of this meat cellar
15:08You know what I mean?
15:09I really did
15:10I was really like, get me out
15:11And now I'm back out here
15:12And we're doing math puzzles
15:13Six
15:14Y'all are gonna make it back to the real world
15:16Do we just dare say it's gonna be six, six, six?
15:17I said we should say six, six, six
15:19Okay, try it
15:20No
15:21Shit
15:22Okay, so we have six
15:24We have another six
15:25Are you, are you, are you, are you positive that's six?
15:26On the wall number is high to see
15:27Try it
15:28Wait, if you flip that one like this
15:30Would it be something different?
15:31Ah
15:32Oh
15:33Oh
15:34Oh my god, wait, is that him?
15:36Oh my god
15:37Oh
15:38Here comes Mr. Minotaur again
15:39And it's just not cute
15:40The chainsaw bit
15:41Like the whole scary grabby bit
15:43We get it
15:44If we're gonna want this red gem
15:45We're gonna have to break these ornaments
15:46But we're being chased by this crazy psycho chainsaw man
15:47I found another one
15:48I found another one
15:49I know
15:50I know
15:51I know
15:52I know
15:53I know
15:54Okay, get low, get low
15:55Get low, get low
15:56Get low, get low, okay
15:57Where could it be?
15:58To the trees
15:59I found all these trees
16:01gonna be to the trees if we're gonna want this red gem we're gonna have to
16:07break these ornaments but we're being chased by this crazy psycho chainsaw
16:12man I found another one oh yes that was up too high I couldn't see that one okay
16:24we gotta find a place to put this we are maybe here on this I'm grabbing the
16:28ornaments I'm smashing them I'm finding them very quickly I really want to
16:33escape
16:49you guys we just need a couple more pieces maybe this is a dumb monster so I take an
16:55ornament and I tossed it and I thought that would distract him no not this
17:01monster he knows my games
17:13this monster captures me drags me back to this creepy meat locker oh no then chains
17:22me up like I am a piece of meat like I'm just in a freezer
17:25Ro just got captured Ro just got captured
17:27they got Ro they got Ro
17:28Tana they got Ro
17:29are you okay I'm good I'm good I was a little chained up you know I thought it
17:34was hot at first what happens if you get captured twice though in the journal it
17:38says the Calico Zori likes to play with this food but if he captures you twice
17:42you're as good as dad we found Tana over there
17:45well
17:47oh my god he's in there he's in there he's in there Joey
17:50guys hi hi hi he's in there we have to lure him out oh my god you're alive
17:56shh the monster sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry we need a distraction you're perfect
18:00okay where distract the monster yes do your good one hi do your good one is he in here
18:05what are you doing to roll stop it you're good come get me come on crampus happy holidays
18:14I was thinking like hey I'm an ex-gymnast maybe I can flip upside down and do some weird
18:23maneuver and wiggle my way out I failed to escape but I did notice on the ceiling a map
18:31oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god how come I didn't look up too bad the map revealed
18:42where the last number was to get a gem and it's a two a two and I got it was it six four six
18:50nope four two six great once we knew our numbers we didn't know the order just tried every combo
18:56wait is this the crystal you needed on the other blue
19:00shall we I think I have it solved hurry what it says red paper open me black ribbon black
19:11ribbon come on we have to find the present what do you mean the present the present with
19:14black ribbon oh my god what is this the last stone hey it's the gem wait let's put it on here
19:30what does this symbol mean okay okay you guys what you guys we have another jewel
19:38we need another jewel where's the third one oh shoot I thought you guys were gonna have all of
19:48them here wait what does it say three gems need to be it no more wait where's the book
19:52read the book oh the book okay can you see Roe help me see I'll jump up here
19:57here comes Mr. Minotaur again and he's grabbing Jojo I tried to save her you know Jojo Siwa's been
20:07through enough honestly didn't really mind being captured it was kind of hot however put me in a
20:12room that doesn't smell like absolute shit so we just need purple it waits in filth and fear
20:19submerged within the muck of despair in the lair locker there was like that like there's like stew
20:25there's like something nasty oh no oh not me baby not me I've been there Joey's like hey Roe can you
20:33go get that I can get dirty sure sure Joey yeah I'll go get that guys oh how did y'all do it in
20:56here it smells so bad it really does I'm not gonna do this you have to do this can we get out of
21:03here I think we're getting something out of the soup we're missing a crystal Jojo we're missing one
21:08crystal left to unlock it so then this Roe you got it Roe you got it I mean look Roe needed to take
21:14one for the team here she did her absolute putting her hand in that stew absolutely
21:19I'm gonna have to get in oh my god Rosanna oh my god oh my god I wish I could say I found it right
21:46away but I did it oh this is sick oh that's disgusting oh my god wait is that it yes that's it
22:08that's it okay let's go mr. monster sir where are you you got it come on let's go let's go hurry
22:18she has it she has it you got ready okay okay okay okay okay what's that oh el diablo inside is
22:33another VHS tape oh shit should we go take this to the video let's go let's go come on
22:40we're running back to the movie store and unfortunately
22:44tana got got of course no tana mojo is not escaping anybody's night
22:54girl stay dead
23:04tana mojo is not coming out so much on the video I'm gonna have to go see you now
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