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Coronation Street Season 66 Episode 145
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00:00MUSIC
00:20That one!
00:22Come on, eat up, otherwise they'll have no energy for playtime.
00:26Playtime?
00:27Well, recess, hanging out time, whatever.
00:29No-one to hang out with.
00:31Well, they'll be nicer girls at school.
00:34There's still time yet. You don't break up till next week, do you?
00:36Yeah!
00:37You could invite them round over Christmas.
00:39The nice girls, not the mean ones.
00:41Right, Missy, what do you think?
00:43This sparkling dress and which shoes?
00:46These! Okay.
00:48Oh, these? Oh!
00:50They're blue days!
00:52Christmas is going to be rubbish. Mum locked up.
00:55Well, you'll see, eh? Not on Christmas Day.
00:58Well, we could take you to visit, couldn't we?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Did you hear that?
01:04Oh, is that the time?
01:05Right, come on, bling off.
01:06Hands, wash, teeth, brush.
01:08Shoes off!
01:09Yeah. Come on, then.
01:10Chop, chop.
01:12What do you say that for?
01:13It might be bought up.
01:15Bought up?
01:16It's not La Mis.
01:19You can.
01:20Oh, you're an absolute legend.
01:22Thank you so much.
01:23I've got to go.
01:24All right, I'll see you later.
01:25Thanks. Bye, bye.
01:26Who's that?
01:27No one.
01:28Oh, I want you home by, er, after three today.
01:30No later.
01:32You're joking, aren't you?
01:33Got Ellen Bounds in.
01:34Quarter for a curly blow.
01:35You know what she is like.
01:37No, no, it's fine.
01:38Audrey's covering.
01:39Actually, make it 20 past three.
01:40That way you can, er, freshen the old, tss, coffee breath.
01:44Well, I'm on a promise.
01:45Oh.
01:46Am I?
01:48Does Gran know that she's covering for, er,
01:51her little afternoon delight?
01:53Oh, don't be late.
01:55So, what's it to be?
02:01Fireworks or turtle doves?
02:04Both.
02:05Mmm.
02:06That might be a little bit tacky.
02:08Er...
02:09OK, well, turtle doves are better for the environment, so, you know.
02:12Yes, but fireworks don't plop on your head.
02:16Hmm.
02:17Fireworks.
02:18Will you, er, tell the planner?
02:20Yep.
02:21Great.
02:25Er, you crack on and get off.
02:26Oh, how long will you be?
02:28Er, not long.
02:29The council will block the, er, development,
02:30even though it's in a brownfield fight.
02:32Right, well, I'll call her now.
02:33Oh.
02:34The poor girl.
02:35Her heart sinks every time she sees it's from me.
02:38Oh, rearrange the wedding, Debbie.
02:40In three weeks, Debbie.
02:41Yes, of course, Debbie.
02:43Anything you say, Debbie.
02:45She adores you.
02:47Mmm.
02:48We all do.
02:49Love you.
02:50Love you too.
02:51Love you, love you, love you.
02:53Hurry up.
02:54All right.
02:55All right.
03:06Fireworks.
03:07Hey!
03:08It's my favourite wedding planner.
03:19Yeah, I was just about to call you.
03:20Well, you know when I said we wouldn't be doing anything else now regarding the wedding, eh?
03:32I lied.
03:33Hiya.
03:34Hiya.
03:35I'm in the bad books.
03:36So, Carla walks me into a trap.
03:37Pretends to be drunk as well.
03:38I'm in the bad books.
03:39So, Carla walks me into a trap.
03:40Pretends to be drunk as a skunk.
03:41And I'm the one you're talking at.
03:42I'm the one you're talking at.
03:43No.
03:44You're not talking.
03:45No.
03:46You're not talking.
03:47I'm not talking.
03:48I'm just sick of your games.
03:49You know, and I'm sick of being stuck in the middle.
03:50You and Carla are the one you're talking at.
03:52You and Betsy.
03:53Who made me referee?
03:54It was always going to be hard, breaking up with someone.
03:55I'm in the bad books.
03:56I'm in the bad books.
04:01So, Carla walks me into a trap.
04:06Pretends to be drunk as a skunk.
04:07And I'm the one you're talking at.
04:09No.
04:10Not talking.
04:11Just sick of your games.
04:13You know, and I'm sick of being stuck in the middle.
04:16You and Carla.
04:17You and Betsy.
04:18Who made me referee?
04:19It was always going to be hard, breaking up with someone.
04:21Even if she wasn't right for you.
04:23I will not take relationship advice from you.
04:26Not in Carla's house.
04:28Well, I'm in your half.
04:31Not anywhere.
04:37Where are you?
04:39Do you know the six root causes of clutter and how to tackle it, Ryan?
04:44I can't say they're very gentle enough.
04:46Don't get into decluttering.
04:47You might get a taste for it.
04:48With my addictive personality, yeah.
04:50I might be equal to you.
04:51Then, where would you be?
04:52I'm sick of staring at the same four walls.
04:55Yeah, I know.
04:56Oh, thanks, Roy.
04:57You're always right.
04:58Right, we'll have a frothy coffee for his lordship.
05:01I'll get these in, Roy.
05:02And if you're sure you don't want anything else,
05:04a couple of sticky buns.
05:05Girls will wolf them down if you don't.
05:07We can run to a couple of coffees.
05:09Ty.
05:11Cheers.
05:12Sorry.
05:13He's been on the phone all morning trying to chase the police about the accident.
05:17It wasn't an accident.
05:18Get the hit and run.
05:20Five unreturned calls, I've had.
05:22And don't say no news is good news.
05:24You'll still get compensation, though.
05:26Yeah, we should do, but it's gonna take yonks, so we're still gonna be out of pocket.
05:30Yeah, it's not compensation you want, though, is it?
05:33You want justice, right?
05:35Yeah, exactly.
05:40There's the stuff here, Leah.
05:43The hospital said to bring personal stuff.
05:46Reminders of what he's got to live for.
05:51Gaffer always said she was her daddy's girl.
05:54I love Ambleside, me.
05:55Coniston.
05:57Is it?
05:58I don't know why I said Ambleside.
06:00I suppose that'll be the house hunting on hold.
06:03Not till he gets back on his feet.
06:05Who bought it last year?
06:07This place?
06:10Thanks for this.
06:12I'll tell Jerome you're asking after him.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Yeah.
06:23DC Green.
06:29Can you pass me some more envelopes, please?
06:31Okay.
06:32Well, no flies on you, Debs.
06:34Yes.
06:36Well, there's one here that's killing me.
06:38I know you said you wanted fireworks, but Deb...
06:41Well, just let me explain myself.
06:44Abby ripped the family apart.
06:46Oh? Blaming the woman now, are we?
06:48Oh, I better get to work.
06:50Whatever her reasons, Jack and Alfie lived like brothers.
06:53Now they're split too, you know?
06:56Do you not think I've fretted over this?
06:58If the wedding was like a year away once the dust is settled, but it's next month.
07:04Debbie? Yeah?
07:05Do not be saying this is my illness talking.
07:08Okay, okay.
07:10Kevin won't stand for it, and we shouldn't ask him to either.
07:15Yeah, but we are where we are.
07:18It's not just some one-night stand, is it? They're living together.
07:22And Abby did help find the venue for us.
07:25Carl's gonna want her there by his side.
07:27So you want Carl there more than Kevin?
07:29No!
07:31That's what this is saying.
07:33I want both of them there, walking me down the aisle.
07:39Oh, Ronnie.
07:42This wedding.
07:44It's about us, isn't it? Eh?
07:47Me and you.
07:49It's a celebration of our life together.
07:52Now let's have it right.
07:53Kevin and Carl, they're grown-ups, aren't they?
07:57Are you telling me they're not going to
07:59just be civil with each other for one day?
08:02One day?
08:04Well, surely they can do that.
08:06Yeah?
08:07For me.
08:12I've got to leave my laptop charger here.
08:15Oh, I've got the whole town with a scream.
08:17I'm just in the middle of a rather large lunch.
08:19Oh, okay, I'll wait, I'll wait.
08:23Oh, it's not here.
08:24Mrs Connor joined the planning committee at 12.51 hours.
08:28What? Not minuting anything.
08:31Party checklist.
08:32You said people could leave early so folk had time to get doled up.
08:35If you don't believe me, Fizz was there.
08:36I believe you.
08:37Well, you've been a bit of a rap...
08:39...er, off radar lately.
08:41Was she gonna say I'm a rap by then?
08:43I think she was saying that, yeah.
08:44Here we are.
08:45One.
08:46Launcher order.
08:47And...
08:48Cheers, Roy.
08:49See you under the glitter ball, Mrs C.
08:50No.
08:51Maybe I should go off to Lanzarote by myself.
08:53To that hotel.
08:54Give me a head a wobble.
08:55You know what?
08:56The hotel with Spenny could salvage something, couldn't I?
09:00Mm-hmm.
09:01Do you mean, mm-hmm.
09:02What's that mean? Spit it out?
09:03Well, er...
09:04To leave home for a night after an argument is one thing.
09:06To go for a fortnight sends a completely different message.
09:07What?
09:08What?
09:09Oh, my.
09:10Oh, I...
09:11No.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13Oh.
09:14Come here!
09:15Oh.
09:17Oh, come here.
09:18Time's up.
09:19Come here.
09:20Come here.
09:21Oh.
09:23Oh-oh.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh, there.
09:28I can't tell him.
09:29Come here, not this man, sit down.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34What's it all?
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, come on, pick a side.
09:47Daddy's home, and there's a party in his...
09:49Oh, no, he really does not know.
09:51Surprise!
09:52What are you lot doing here?
09:54We'll read the room.
09:55Yeah, literally.
09:56We're having a baby shower.
09:57Yay!
09:58Since when?
09:59Since this week, when she had the brainwave.
10:01Yeah, careful, they're lethal.
10:03But more-ish.
10:04A toast.
10:06To our little fighter.
10:08Aw.
10:08Cheers.
10:09Cheers.
10:09Cheers.
10:10Cheers.
10:11Cheers.
10:11So, just a deep second.
10:15Hey.
10:17Did you switch the hot water on?
10:19Because flipping Kirk's built a whole sachet of vinegar down me.
10:24I just rung the prison.
10:27No visiting on Christmas Day.
10:29Well, it's full.
10:31They don't do it anymore.
10:32They can't get the stuff.
10:33They all want to be at home with their families.
10:34Go on.
10:36Say it.
10:38I told you so.
10:41Well, you meant well.
10:42Don't be nice to me, Tim.
10:44I'm an idiot.
10:45First rule of parenting is don't promise something you can't deliver.
10:49Well, the kids will understand.
10:53No, they won't.
10:54They're going to be devastated.
10:56Yet another adult who's let them down.
10:58Why don't you go and run a bath and I'll bring you a nice glass of wine?
11:01No, I'm not swanning off to some party.
11:06Well, you organised it.
11:08What, break their hearts and then waltz off in sequins?
11:13Well, we'll tell them tomorrow.
11:15One more night won't hurt, will it?
11:16No, Tim, this is my mess and I need to be here to mop it up.
11:23Me old sister's wedding.
11:24I don't need an invitation.
11:27How did you expect me to invite you then, eh?
11:30WhatsApp?
11:31Oh, well, it can fight for attention along with all three of me Christmas cards.
11:35One of them's off the dentist.
11:37I'm still going to need you to RSVP me for the caterers.
11:42Yeah, I'm coming. Of course I'm coming.
11:46What, you want him to walk you down the aisle?
11:50Well, even I'll admit, he'll look better on the photos.
11:54No, it's, um, it's not that.
11:58I wanted to ask you,
12:00can I put Abby on the invitation?
12:04Carl's invitation is plus one.
12:09Well, it must have crossed your mind.
12:10No.
12:13Kev, they're living together.
12:15It's not just some flash in the pan.
12:16And you're my only sister, mind you.
12:19He's always been your blue eye.
12:20No, he hasn't.
12:21I love both of you.
12:23I can't.
12:25Well, just think about it.
12:27Yeah?
12:29I mean,
12:30I don't know
12:32how much longer my memory's going to last.
12:35Don't.
12:36Don't use the dementia.
12:38How can I not?
12:40It's one day.
12:42A few hours out of your life.
12:44No.
12:45It'll be hell.
12:47A lot can change in a month.
12:49You might have met someone by then.
12:52I know it's unfair, Kev,
12:54but life is unfair.
12:54Right, do you know what I'm going to do?
12:57I'm going to beg you.
13:00Kevin,
13:01please come.
13:04Please come to my wedding.
13:05For me?
13:07Kevin, please!
13:11Go ahead.
13:13Invite her.
13:16But don't expect me there.
13:17I'm going to beg you.
13:47You scared me.
13:52You scared me.
13:58You're back.
14:01She's at the gym.
14:03You want something?
14:05Do I want something,
14:07but only just to come home
14:09to, you know, where I live?
14:12Ouch.
14:13Mm-hmm.
14:14Ooh.
14:15Actually, if you are back,
14:16the washing machine needs sorting
14:18and all my clothes are kind of smelly musty.
14:21Are they now?
14:23I'll ask Jeeves to have a look at it.
14:25Thanks.
14:26How long might she be at the gym?
14:29Honestly, no clue.
14:31But then again,
14:32I have no clue about anything.
14:35Like you.
14:36And her.
14:41Well, you made it pretty clear
14:42which side you're on that ain't mine.
14:45And not having a pop.
14:49Because I love you.
14:52I love you.
14:53And you know,
14:53I'm glad that you've been able to
14:55forgive your mum
14:57and move on.
14:57It's a good thing.
15:00Isn't it?
15:06Yeah.
15:09But you know,
15:10your mum, Lisa,
15:13she's got a lot of battle scars.
15:19And you know,
15:20when you fly the nest,
15:22I really want to make sure
15:23that she's OK.
15:24that's all.
15:33I'll take this stuff upstairs.
15:37Can you ask Jeeves
15:38if he can help me
15:39with my coursework?
15:40Because it's due next Friday
15:41and I can't be bothered.
15:42Will do.
15:49Come on.
15:50Come on.
15:54You're back.
15:59Never should have left.
16:03Shown in number five.
16:05Oh, sorry, Gary, love.
16:06You're not on there.
16:07Oh, yeah.
16:08If we'd have had more time,
16:09we would have asked Anna.
16:10Don't worry about it.
16:11Get in!
16:12I mean, that's not even me.
16:14Yeah, it is!
16:15It's Nick.
16:16I mean, there's no baby pictures of me.
16:18Third child syndrome, innit?
16:20That a thing?
16:21Aw, well, your third child's
16:23going to have photographs
16:24taken over 24-7.
16:26You've been with one of these before?
16:29No.
16:30No, it's women's stuff, innit?
16:32Bit like, er,
16:33bottomless brunch.
16:35But, what do I know?
16:36I'm just a caveman,
16:38according to Maria.
16:39Right.
16:40Oh, no, no, no, don't be bending.
16:42No, don't be doing that.
16:43I don't know.
16:45So, what does the winner get?
16:46Er, godmother.
16:48Why not?
16:48Well, I'm winning, then.
16:50I'm winning this.
16:50OK.
16:52Was there any wonder
16:53she wanted to keep her surprised?
16:54What's up with your face?
16:57What?
16:58Would you not think
16:59we deserve a bit of fun?
17:01Well, I have to find out
17:02the baby's an Irish.
17:03All right.
17:04She's a baby first,
17:05she's Irish second.
17:07Is this Nick's doing?
17:08Mr. Doom and Gloom.
17:09What's he been saying?
17:11No.
17:12I mean, is this Bethany's doing?
17:13What are folk being saying to you
17:15to make you want to do this?
17:16Look, I get it, all right?
17:18And I'm going to play along
17:19like everyone else,
17:20but I mean, it's just...
17:21What, tempting fate?
17:24No, just icky.
17:26Icky?
17:26Yeah, like, forced.
17:28Weird.
17:29But, I mean,
17:30just read the room.
17:33OK, Maria's got it.
17:35Are you going to offer a go?
17:36Oh, David needs a go.
17:37Yeah.
17:37Come on, you get to be got mother, David.
17:39If you want.
17:40Um, see you later.
17:51Company director,
17:53Miss Leah Costello.
17:55Laney NW Incorporated on the...
17:57Carla, it's Kit.
18:20Ring me back as soon as you get this.
18:22The Costellos bought a house last year,
18:24Ravensgill on Coniston Lakefront,
18:26just shy of a million quid.
18:28It was registered to a limited company
18:30with Leah as the director, right?
18:32But just wait for the best bit.
18:33The company was incorporated in 2021
18:36on the 17th of December.
18:39That's a week after Becky's death.
18:41It's a bit of a coincidence, eh?
18:43Just ring me back.
18:44OK, then.
18:52Ding, ding.
18:52Second's out.
18:53I want two.
18:54I've not come to fight.
18:56I haven't.
18:56In fact, I...
19:00I was going to jet off to Lanzarote, but...
19:04Wow.
19:06Waste not, won't I?
19:07But I didn't.
19:10I didn't because I...
19:12I know this is where I belong.
19:15At home with you.
19:19I love you.
19:20I think I always will.
19:30I love you, too.
19:33Never stopped.
19:38I didn't think I was a needy person,
19:40but I guess I am with you.
19:42But, um...
19:48I was kind of hoping for...
19:52Some kind of sign...
19:56of you to...
19:58to show me that...
20:00this all is worth hanging on for.
20:06Do you ever wonder what it's like to be me?
20:08Do you think I really want to live like this?
20:10I just think we need to have each other's backs.
20:12Well, if you really had my back,
20:14then you would ease off a bit, wouldn't you?
20:16You'd have trusted me, but you don't.
20:20You just want to manage me like one of your machinists.
20:23That's not fair.
20:24You love me, Carla,
20:25but not in the way that I need right now.
20:27I'm sorry.
20:28How's...
20:29How's that?
20:29I don't...
20:30It's just...
20:31It's difficult to explain.
20:32Well, try.
20:33Well, maybe with a bit more understanding.
20:35Lisa, I literally bend over backwards for you.
20:37I mean, I'm a mug,
20:38but I do it because
20:39it makes your life
20:41easier.
20:45Well, let's just admit it.
20:50We've seen the worst of each other
20:52and now we can't go back.
20:53Yes, we can.
20:54Of course we can.
20:55Carla, we're chasing a dream, aren't we?
20:56What?
20:57And when we're apart,
20:58this all seems possible,
20:59but then as soon as we're back
21:00in the same room together,
21:01I mean, look at us.
21:03Look at us.
21:04I'm done.
21:12We're done?
21:13You're saying we're done?
21:15Lisa?
21:21Sorry.
21:21Sorry.
21:21You're saying?
21:39Shh!
21:39Shh!
21:41Shh!
21:42Shh!
21:44Shh!
21:44Shh!
21:45What is this?
21:45Shh!
21:47Shh!
21:47Shh!
21:47Shh!
21:48Shh!
21:48Shh!
21:49How are you doing?
21:49Shh!
21:50Shh!
21:50Shh!
21:50Shh!
21:50Shh!
21:51There we go.
22:21Oh, Mrs. Connor, are you missing Secret Santa?
22:26It's your turn.
22:27You have it, Kirk.
22:28It's just a Malbec.
22:29How did you know that?
22:32Pick me on me, might be out.
22:34It's the Christmas party.
22:36I know, I've just got a bit of salt out here.
22:38You are going to come to the bistro later though, aren't you?
22:41Maybe, yeah.
22:42Ooh, ooh, canaries.
22:44Very nice.
22:45Nice little Christmas treat.
22:47Quite decided, you know.
22:51Sorry guys, do you mind if I just chill?
22:56Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah.
22:58Canaries?
22:59I didn't know she liked birds.
23:02Carla, it's Kim.
23:04Bring me back as soon as you get this.
23:06Costello's bought an house last year, Ravensgill and Coniston Lake.
23:10Is that what you want?
23:13Sweetheart, none of this is what I really want.
23:19But we just can't keep having the same arguments over and over and over again.
23:23It's exhausting.
23:25Yeah.
23:26I'm not surprised.
23:28I'm gutted.
23:30Obviously.
23:31But it's just, it's infuriating.
23:33Talking about me?
23:35No.
23:36Not this time.
23:38Carla?
23:41What happened?
23:43Same thing that always happens.
23:45I'm sorry.
23:46But I'm sure you can reason with her.
23:48Oh, don't pretend like this isn't exactly what you wanted.
23:55That ship has sailed.
24:00Or should I say plane?
24:03What do you mean?
24:04She'll be on her way to the airport now.
24:06She's going to Lanzarote.
24:08What, on her own?
24:13Merry Christmas, Lise.
24:17Maybe this is for the best.
24:19Yeah.
24:20Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?
24:21Forget about me and you.
24:22Look, this whole thing is seriously stressing you out.
24:25A break from each other is probably exactly what you two need.
24:28Oh, she does have a point.
24:35Hiya.
24:36Hi.
24:37Don't go rummaging in the fridge.
24:39You'll spoil your tea.
24:40What are we having?
24:41I don't know.
24:42Well, might just have a yoghurt.
24:44I said leave it!
24:47What's up with you?
24:50Your Auntie Debbie wants us all to go to a wedding.
24:54And?
24:55All of us.
24:56Me.
24:57You.
24:58Abby.
24:59Your Uncle Carl.
25:00So what?
25:01So I'm not in a mood for partying with them two right now.
25:03Who cares about what you want?
25:06Excuse me?
25:09I feel bad for you, Dad.
25:11But it's Auntie Debbie's wedding.
25:14You need to show her that you care about what she wants.
25:17You might not get many more chances.
25:18I don't know.
25:19I give up.
25:20Oh, no, Gary, you can't, cos then Davey's team wins.
25:21It stinks, Sarah.
25:22Come on, Gary, we've all been there.
25:23You've had strawberry jam.
25:24Yeah, and I ate strawberry jam.
25:25Raspberry till I die.
25:26Since when?
25:27Well, mine was fine.
25:28Hummus.
25:29Yeah, all the vegan ones smell nice.
25:30Top up.
25:31Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
25:32I wasn't thinking.
25:33What do you want?
25:34I've got apple juice.
25:35I don't know.
25:36Is it anchovies?
25:37No, you lose, we win.
25:38Do you hear that, babe?
25:39We're the champion.
25:40Nappy sniffers.
25:41Did that sound better in your head?
25:42So what was it?
25:43Peanut butter.
25:44Oh, that?
25:45That was not peanut butter.
25:46Right, let's do the present.
25:47It says here, six pounds.
25:48It says here, six pounds.
25:49And I ate strawberry jam.
25:50I ate strawberry jam.
25:51Raspberry till I die.
25:52Since when?
25:53Well, mine was fine.
25:54Hummus.
25:55Yeah, all the vegan ones smell nice.
25:56Top up.
25:57Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
25:58I wasn't thinking.
25:59What do you want?
26:00I've got apple juice.
26:01I don't know.
26:02Is it anchovies?
26:03No.
26:04You lose, we win.
26:05It says here, six peanut butter.
26:07It was peanut butter, but I added a few extras for Gary.
26:10Like what?
26:11No, nothing.
26:12Just fish paste, vinegar, chilli sauce and an egg.
26:15Ew!
26:16Why would you do that?
26:17David!
26:18What?
26:19I mean, the egg was fresh.
26:20Come on.
26:21Forget rotten eggs, let's go and do prezzies.
26:22I'm not going to use a good egg, am I?
26:23Well, you didn't have to use any eggs, Dave.
26:26Okay, so I think this is Toya and Nick, yeah?
26:28Mm-hm.
26:29But you've already got us something.
26:30Oh, it's just a little something extra.
26:32Ooh.
26:34Spa vouchers.
26:36Honestly, it's amazing.
26:37And the rest wants to die for, isn't it?
26:38Yeah, well, he could do with a parsnip.
26:40I'll send the chef on a scouting mission.
26:42Can't wait.
26:43Right, this one, not sure.
26:45Oh, yeah, no, that's from us.
26:46Oh, lovely.
26:47There you go.
26:48Oh.
26:49Ooh.
26:52Oh, like a baby grow thing.
26:54Oh, Wethy County.
26:55Oh, that's so cute.
26:57Yeah, it really is.
26:58It's cute.
26:59I'll pop the receipt in the bag for you.
27:01The receipt?
27:02Well, you never know.
27:03She might be a United fan.
27:04Why would I need a receipt?
27:06I don't know.
27:07Just, like, in case it doesn't fit or something.
27:09I don't know.
27:10I mean, it looks like it could fit a three-month-old.
27:12You know, she's going to grow into it eventually.
27:14Sorry, I just say always get a good receipt.
27:16You know what?
27:17Will you just get out?
27:18What?
27:19No, all of you, just go, will you?
27:20Look, you're all acting like the baby is dead already.
27:22Will you just go?
27:23No, no, no, no, no.
27:24Just go!
27:25Calm down.
27:26You and I'll go!
27:32No, I'm afraid the coffin gets cremated too.
27:36I'm not sure why you'd want to keep it.
27:40A bulk case?
27:42Look, Mrs McGuire, I'm going to have to go.
27:44I've just got another customer in.
27:46And I saw your husband a couple of days ago.
27:48He looked an extremely good health.
27:50So maybe we should be having this discussion a bit further down the line, love.
27:53Yeah, no.
27:54Goodbye, Mrs McGuire.
27:56Oh, honestly.
27:57Now, now, now.
27:58This is no way to drum up business, is it?
28:00Oh, Chrissie, it's been non-stop all day long.
28:03I used to hand these cranks over to Togs, he was so good with them.
28:05What can one do?
28:08Well...
28:09That was a rhetorical question, love.
28:11Come on.
28:12You've helped out before.
28:13How about...
28:15Oh.
28:16...your pitching but in a more official capacity?
28:18Ah, Ray.
28:19Comforting grieving widows ain't exactly my idea of fun.
28:22That's not really meant to be fun, is it?
28:23It's a no from me, darling.
28:25Besides which, we both know that this is not about you trying to recruit a new undertaker.
28:31Isn't it?
28:32Yeah.
28:33Even if I started working here full-time, it wouldn't solve your problem.
28:37What is my problem?
28:39You're still worrying about Todd.
28:42A pint, Glenda, please.
28:47Right, love.
28:49Thanks for coming.
28:51What do you want, Kev?
28:52I've got a wedding to plan, whether you're coming or not.
28:55I am.
28:57What?
28:58Look, if Abby and Carl's there, well, it's your big day.
29:04Oh.
29:05What?
29:06Really?
29:07You're coming?
29:08Oh.
29:09Thank you so much.
29:10Just don't expect me to be palling up with either of them.
29:13Oh, no.
29:14No, no, no, no.
29:15Not at all.
29:16Just as long as you're there.
29:18No, I wouldn't miss it for anything.
29:20You'd have thought this had happened, eh?
29:22It's a miracle you found someone who actually wants to marry you.
29:25I'd tell you off, but I know you're right.
29:26Yeah.
29:27Oh, Kev.
29:29From the bottom of my heart.
29:30It's fine.
29:31Right, well, I best crack on, haven't I?
29:32I've got one very special place setting to cater for now.
29:45I love you.
29:46Love you, sis.
29:47See you later.
29:48Yeah.
29:49You're a good man.
29:50It's on the house.
29:51We're back.
29:52Yeah.
29:53You're a good man.
29:54It's on the house.
29:56We're back.
30:01I made you a flower.
30:03Oh, thank you.
30:05She wants you to pin it on your party frock.
30:08Aw, thank you so much, but I don't think I'm going to go to the party.
30:11Why not?
30:12Because we're not allowed to go see Mum in prison.
30:14What?
30:15Well, you told them.
30:17No, of course not.
30:19Every time we mention Mum, he'd change the subject.
30:21It was obvious he was hiding something.
30:23Girls, no-one is allowed to visit on Christmas.
30:26It's just a rule they have.
30:27Yeah, well, we'll go as close to the big day as possible.
30:31I promise.
30:32You promised we'd see her on Christmas Day.
30:37Come on, let's sit at the table.
30:39I think you should go take a party.
30:42Do you?
30:43I don't think I should.
30:45But you look pretty in your party dress.
30:48Well, if you think I should go, I will.
30:56Come here.
31:01No, after the meal, I'm gone.
31:04I'm not going to stick around and watch him and her smooching on the dance floor.
31:08Shame.
31:09I was hoping to see your take on the locomotion.
31:12Ah, well, you know, once I've done my duty, I'm out of there.
31:15Just make me see how you feel on the day.
31:18Carl being invited, I get his blood.
31:22Looks like I'll be seeing you at the wedding then.
31:26Eh?
31:27Debbie wants us all there, me, you and Carl.
31:30Really?
31:31Yeah, so try not to ruin that marriage as well, eh?
31:34What can I get you, Abby?
31:36Er, yeah, I was just wondering, erm, I don't suppose you've got any shifts going spare, do you?
31:44Well, I wouldn't have thought so.
31:46I can double check with Eva in the back, but I'm pretty sure the answer would be a big fat one.
31:51Could you check, please?
31:53Grab a seat.
31:55Oh, really?
31:57What, I just thought...
31:58So that's it then? Nothing?
31:59No?
32:00Cheers.
32:01Oh, right, well, Merry Christmas to you two.
32:06What's up?
32:08Police.
32:09They've dropped my case.
32:10What, are you joking?
32:11No.
32:12Turns out you can just leave someone for dead and get away with it.
32:15Have they said why?
32:17No evidence.
32:18So unless the driver walks into the station and gives a confession, he'll get off scot-free.
32:23Oh, I'm sorry, mate.
32:25Hey, you've got your own worries.
32:27Yeah, well, I know who's to blame for mine.
32:31Sorry.
32:33Nah.
32:35Figures, erm, thanks for asking.
32:37Come on, you've got to admit, it smells pretty fishy.
32:40It seems like a trollerman's bin, but the point is, I'm done, I told you.
32:43Well, just, just speak to Costello one more time.
32:46I mean, I'd do it myself, but I'm not 100% sure he'd trust me.
32:48Oh, he's not capable.
32:50Gala, come on.
32:51Look, even if we found a big bag marked swag with Becky's fingerprints all over it,
32:56she'd still worm her way out.
32:58I mean, she's always one step ahead.
32:59Everyone's got the breaking point.
33:01Well, I might have, you might have, but her?
33:04There's not a hole that she can't worm her way out of.
33:07I mean, just look, dying didn't work.
33:10So you're just going to give up?
33:12No, she's wrong.
33:13All right?
33:14That's it.
33:15Do you know the way Sarah talks about you?
33:17You'd think you were fearless.
33:18Yeah, maybe I was once.
33:20So what are you going to do now?
33:21I've got myself booked on a flight to Lanzochi tonight,
33:23and the only thing that I've got to really worry about
33:25is if I give myself an upgrade.
33:27Carla, we're so close.
33:28You're on your own.
33:30See, I don't believe you.
33:32This is the one chance to get Lisa back,
33:34and you're not even going to try.
33:35Hey.
33:36It's Carla Conner again.
33:37Lisa's leans behind me.
33:41I expect you.
33:43No.
33:44No.
33:45No.
33:46No.
33:47No.
33:48No.
33:50No.
33:51No.
33:52No.
33:53No.
33:54No.
33:55No.
33:57No.
33:58No.
33:59No.
34:00No.
34:01No.
34:02No.
34:03No.
34:04No.
34:05You thought you'd seen the last of me, eh?
34:09Costello.
34:12Remember yesterday when I...
34:15I asked you about Becky?
34:18You kind of gave me a message.
34:20Hill.
34:22Yeah?
34:23Rhubarb.
34:25Yeah.
34:27OK, I have no idea what they mean.
34:30OK, do they belong...
34:32to a password for your laptop or something,
34:35or, like, a code of a case you were working on?
34:40Please.
34:41Pardon?
34:42Say again.
34:43Please.
34:45They call it word salad.
34:48Sorry?
34:49The stroke.
34:50Even if he knows what he wants to say,
34:52the wrong word can still come out.
34:55Right.
35:02You staying long, love?
35:04Can I get you a cup of tea?
35:05No.
35:07It's OK, I'll get one on the plane.
35:12Good luck, mate.
35:13Hi, Carla.
35:14I've just been to the factory, and it's all locked up, so...
35:16Well, I'm guessing you're on your way to the airport, then.
35:32Look, please.
35:34Don't get on that plane.
35:41The...
35:42The thought of spending Christmas without you here, I just...
35:46I just can't leave things the way we did.
35:50I love you.
35:54And I can't bear the thought of not having you in my life.
35:59Please.
36:01Call me back.
36:04Oh, that's brilliant.
36:08I reckon I'd make a good sunset.
36:11I think that job's taken.
36:13No, like when he retires.
36:15You have to be part elf to qualify for that.
36:20Oh, go on, Kirk.
36:21Tell us why you think you'd be good at it.
36:23We've got a line in common.
36:24Oh, like what?
36:26We're both delivery men for a start.
36:28Yeah, that's true.
36:30So, I know all the shortcuts around here.
36:32Yeah, that wouldn't help much in Australia.
36:35And I like milk and biscuits.
36:37Stretching it out.
36:39And he's got a reindeer called Donna, and I live above Prima Donna.
36:45Oh.
36:47The job's as good as yours, Kirk.
36:48Wait.
36:49You don't think Donna meat is made from reindeer, do you?
36:52No.
36:53No, definitely not, Kirk.
36:54Hey, everyone.
36:55How was the meal?
36:56Oh, it was great, yeah.
36:58Yeah, hey.
36:59How was Shona's baby shower?
37:00Oh, it was more of a storm than the showers.
37:04Where's Carla?
37:05Could be anywhere over the Mediterranean by now.
37:07What?
37:08According to these two, she's gone to the Canaries.
37:10Yeah.
37:11Lanzarote.
37:12Right.
37:13But she did promise us a couple of free drinks.
37:15Yeah, she did.
37:16Company credit card, please.
37:18Oh, yes.
37:19I bought it.
37:20Woo!
37:22Why are they called reindeer anyway?
37:25Shouldn't it be snow day?
37:27Oh, Kirk.
37:28I apologise to Maria.
37:35I think she knows you weren't shouting at her, really.
37:40It gives yourself you need to have a word with.
37:48Look, I'll agree to do all the normal stuff, right?
37:52All the milestones, all the appointments, all normal, right?
37:57If you agree that it's okay to be scared.
38:04I'm not scared.
38:06Well, it's all right if you are.
38:07No.
38:09I can't be scared.
38:11Why not?
38:12Because if I'm scared, it's like admitting that it could happen.
38:16Well, I thought you were being realistic.
38:17Well, I lied.
38:22Well, I'm scared.
38:24You know, we can be scared together.
38:28So, what's the next class?
38:33Centenatal class at the community centre.
38:37Hmm.
38:39What's that like, stretching or not?
38:42Probably a bit of that.
38:44You don't have to come.
38:46Try and stop me.
38:48Hi.
38:49How are you all back early?
38:50Yeah, I thought I might catch the girls before bedtime.
38:55Oh, well, Shanice is fast asleep and Joni's not been downstairs since she left.
39:01Oh.
39:04Well, you can hardly blame.
39:05I should probably think she's been punished.
39:08What, by us?
39:10Well, I suppose punishment is the only language she knows.
39:14She was taken away from Shanice and her parents were taken away from her.
39:17All she can see is the world trying to hurt her.
39:21Well, we'll have to show her that she's wrong then, won't we?
39:24How?
39:25I don't know.
39:26But if we can't get a couple of kids to love Christmas, we need to take a long, hard look at ourselves.
39:29Hmm.
39:33Hmm.
39:36Hey.
39:37Where are you off to?
39:39Airport.
39:41What? Why?
39:42Well, I need to stop her.
39:44Do you even know what flight she's on?
39:45Yeah, I've checked. There's only one today.
39:47OK, wait. Have you thought this through?
39:49What is there to think about? I don't want her to go.
39:51So what? You're just going to turn up and make a big scene at the airport?
39:53Do you think that's what she wants?
39:55Well, I need to do something.
39:56OK, just take a breath. Like, why don't you try phoning her?
40:00No, I've already tried that. I need to see her in person.
40:03I just don't think that's a good idea.
40:05Yeah, well...
40:07What was your text?
40:08When?
40:12Five minutes ago.
40:16What does it say?
40:22Enjoy Christmas with Becky and Betsy.
40:24I'm going on holiday.
40:29Please stop calling me.
40:35No!
40:37Come, come, come over there.
40:39Come here, it's OK.
40:40You don't understand it.
40:41I understand it, all right. I just don't like it.
40:43What? Explain it to me now.
40:44There's the sound of a clapped-out diesel engine hooked up to a fax movie.
40:58Philistine, that is no way to talk about industrial technology.
41:01What's the industry?
41:03Airplug makers?
41:05I don't care what it is.
41:06I'm not having it at my wedding.
41:09Sorry, I'm late.
41:10Oh, here she is.
41:11Hey, have you told me?
41:12No, not yet.
41:13What, about us all going to the wedding?
41:14Yeah.
41:15I walked into Kev earlier.
41:16Yeah.
41:17Look, are you sure about it?
41:18The fireworks usually happen outside the venue.
41:20Oh, yeah.
41:21That's what we said, isn't it?
41:23Look, if you don't want to go, then...
41:24No, of course I do. I'm just, I'm just not sure if I should.
41:29Well, I want you there.
41:31Both of you.
41:33Well, then I would love to.
41:37You don't look very happy about it.
41:39Oh, no, I am. I really am.
41:41It's just, I, er...
41:44I bumped into Tyrone earlier.
41:45I feel so bad for him.
41:47The police have dropped his case.
41:49I suppose there's not much you can do with a hit and run without a suspect.
41:53So that's it, then? It's all over? Officially?
41:56Yep.
41:57No evidence, he said.
41:59Oh, poor Tyrone.
42:02He might never know who nearly killed him.
42:09What are you up to?
42:10Just from me drone.
42:12Oh, yeah, for your geography project.
42:15How's it going?
42:16Yeah, good.
42:17But me and Jack have got tons of footage.
42:19Good. Well, I hope it's useful for you.
42:21Hey, Gary.
42:22How was your baby shower?
42:24Oh, don't ask.
42:25Oh, no, I've got to know.
42:27Yeah, well, let's just say you've probably been to more light-hearted funerals.
42:29Oh.
42:30Oh, dear.
42:31Oh, erm, you hadn't spoke to Todd today, have you?
42:34No.
42:35Why?
42:36Because I was running past the flat before and thought I heard some slamming.
42:39Slamming?
42:40Mm, and some shouting.
42:41Probably nothing.
42:42In fact, it might have been coming from the corner shop now I think about it.
42:45All right.
42:46Nice one, mate.
42:47Right, come on, drone boy.
42:48Let's get you home.
42:49See you, guys.
42:50Bye, lovey.
42:51Here, see you, lads.
42:52Bye, lovey.
42:53Bye, lovey.
42:54Bye, lovey.
42:55I think, erm, I think perhaps it's time you made that call, love.
43:01Bye, lovey.
43:02Bye.
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