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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:29The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06Can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:16Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:29Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:46Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work,
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up
00:02:04or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:06from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:07Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:35If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:02:38on their phone,
00:02:40they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42No, but...
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:58Whoa!
00:03:01Uh...
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:05All right, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:15when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, all right?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:28I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend, too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:41Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:46Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:46You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58All right, um...
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:01I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules?
00:04:07You're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules,
00:04:11you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:17I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:21you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:23lied about it,
00:04:23and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:34What are you trying to do?
00:04:36Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:42and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:09Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities,
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:04Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:18How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:21After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:32with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again
00:06:44if you didn't feel it.
00:06:45Everything you've ever had
00:06:49or wanted
00:06:51is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any
00:06:55of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:03Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:10I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noah.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:32Do you really think firing her
00:07:36would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different
00:08:07but I'm not gonna beg you to say
00:08:09have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:17Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this.
00:08:31Okay?
00:08:31It's what you would've made
00:08:32if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38Thank God.
00:08:39I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:44What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no.
00:09:02That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died,
00:09:06he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:39You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia?
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What?
00:09:55You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:09I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:20Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:30I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us,
00:10:39I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:43I'll work harder than I ever have.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:48Enough.
00:10:48And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!
00:10:52Mia?
00:10:53Well, she better be gone by the time I'm...
00:10:57She really has you by the balls.
00:11:03Don't insult me.
00:11:05Or what?
00:11:06Because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:09Right.
00:11:11Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:13You're right.
00:11:14Read my lips.
00:11:15You can be a real dick sometimes, you know?
00:11:19You can't just leave.
00:11:21How about this?
00:11:22Look at it.
00:11:23It's so hot.
00:11:24It's so hot.
00:11:25I love it when you're ticklish.
00:11:27Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:11:30Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:11:32Noah, you come over here.
00:11:36Now.
00:11:41Mia, why is I'm just...
00:11:42Just a handjob.
00:11:44You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:11:49Call on my lead and we'll talk about you keeping the job.
00:11:51What the fuck are you...
00:12:05You want your job back?
00:12:11Fuck me.
00:12:12You want your job back?
00:12:13You've got to earn it.
00:12:15Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:12:18Crazy.
00:12:21Crazy.
00:12:22Crazy like a fox.
00:12:24Yeah, baby.
00:12:25Give it to me.
00:12:28You better give me my job back after this.
00:12:31I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:12:36Noah, come out right now.
00:12:41Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:12:42Oh, yeah.
00:12:43Oh, come on, baby.
00:12:45Show me what you got.
00:12:48Oh, Jules, hand me in.
00:13:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:13:06Yeah.
00:13:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:13:10You fucking bitch.
00:13:12You can't stay here.
00:13:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:13:15It isn't over.
00:13:16If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:13:24I'm going to make your life hell.
00:13:26Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:13:33You know what?
00:13:33I should thank you.
00:13:34Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:13:37Oh, wait.
00:13:38I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:13:42You know what?
00:13:42We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:46What about it?
00:13:46If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:13:52Now, if Jules breaks up with me, yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:14:00You're on.
00:14:06Emmett, get out.
00:14:08Did I get my job back?
00:14:14Actually, you've been promoted.
00:14:18To be my new girlfriend.
00:14:21You're nuts.
00:14:23I'm not a hooker.
00:14:24Those aren't cheap.
00:14:26Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:14:28Well, I changed my mind.
00:14:30Now, I need $100,000.
00:14:33It'll be yours.
00:14:38I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:14:43But until then, this money...
00:14:45Is enough to save my mom, my house, and my...
00:15:02I knew you were going to do it.
00:15:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:15:06You can't resist me.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:15:23Rule number one.
00:15:25No boners.
00:15:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:15:30You got me...
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:31Just one.
00:15:34No feelings.
00:15:35I don't want things to get...
00:15:37Do you have any rules for me?
00:15:44Yeah, I do.
00:15:46No one touches you with me.
00:15:47You don't own me.
00:15:53Jules, I'm being serious.
00:15:55While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:15:58So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:16:03I don't get an ego about it.
00:16:05Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:16:06Oh, well, ugh.
00:16:07I'm not having dinner with her.
00:16:09There's a reason I left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:16:12Including...
00:16:13At least I didn't show your dick to the...
00:16:16Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:16:21This is my...
00:16:22I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:27Come on.
00:16:29Jason!
00:16:30Can we get some fucking service?
00:16:34Dinner...
00:16:35is served.
00:16:43Emmett?
00:16:44Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:16:52Are you thirsty?
00:16:57Fair enough.
00:16:58Spilled a little.
00:17:25Spilled a little.
00:17:25Jules.
00:17:28I'm so thirsty.
00:17:36Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:17:46If you're so thirsty, Noah,
00:17:48you can take a sip off of me.
00:17:49Choke on it.
00:17:54Don't touch me.
00:17:56Do you know that?
00:17:57Yeah, I know.
00:18:00Now you're going to strip from it?
00:18:02You're shivering.
00:18:04Come here.
00:18:05Come here.
00:18:05What are you doing here?
00:18:27What are you doing here?
00:18:29And where are you?
00:18:30Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last summer?
00:18:33I just came by to tell you how happy I am.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36She's also a huge bitch.
00:18:39People contain multitudes.
00:18:42Don't be scared of Mia.
00:18:43She's been jealous of still.
00:18:44Ew, actually.
00:18:54Ew, actually.
00:18:54What are you doing here?
00:19:13I'm taking a shower.
00:19:17Remember, no bone run.
00:19:21You wish.
00:19:24Show's over, pretty boy.
00:19:29What's with this guy?
00:19:31One minute, he's ice cold.
00:19:35Rip your hair out.
00:19:36Let's give her something to stare at.
00:19:49I'm not going to...
00:19:51Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:19:54You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:19:56To put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:20:03Everyone?
00:20:04I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:20:07Everyone must decide.
00:20:08Or I do.
00:20:11Mia, would you be the driver?
00:20:12A show for old people.
00:20:13Ew!
00:20:14That's so weird.
00:20:16I'm kidding.
00:20:17Kidding.
00:20:18Oh, shit.
00:20:20What games?
00:20:22And I have the red receipts to be set about all of you behind your back.
00:20:26But anything about it, save it.
00:20:28Proof's right here.
00:20:30I saved the best for last.
00:20:32Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:20:36I bet you're dying back.
00:20:39I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:20:45Oh, Emmett.
00:20:47This one's about you.
00:20:48Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:20:52They can?
00:20:55I never said text that she sent.
00:20:58Oh, and this one...
00:21:00Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:21:02She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:21:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:21:11Him and...
00:21:11Is it about me?
00:21:12I can explain.
00:21:15Save your breath.
00:21:22Oh, bitch!
00:21:29You're so hot.
00:21:30Say that again with your shirt off.
00:21:32Yo!
00:21:49Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:21:55No, no, no way, dude.
00:21:56Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:22:00Show them crawling back.
00:22:04Speak of the devil.
00:22:10You hooked up?
00:22:13Fuck!
00:22:14Yeah, you're fucked.
00:22:16Emmett, stop!
00:22:17Did you post this?
00:22:18Jules, did you post this?
00:22:25I don't know.
00:22:26Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:22:29Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's f-
00:22:32Great.
00:22:34You just blew it with a-
00:22:35Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:22:39You're a skank.
00:22:41So-
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:44Help!
00:22:50Help!
00:22:50Help!
00:22:58You...
00:22:59You saved me?
00:23:07That feels better, doesn't it?
00:23:11And now since I saved you,
00:23:13maybe you can make me feel better.
00:23:16Emmett.
00:23:19Don't even think about it.
00:23:20Go on, Jules.
00:23:21Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:23:23Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:23:25We have to talk.
00:23:29Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:23:30but I got it from here.
00:23:41Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:23:43I can explain everything.
00:23:44Good, explain.
00:23:46Now.
00:23:53You're a hottie, you know that?
00:23:55Takes one to know one.
00:23:58Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:24:00You're right.
00:24:01We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:24:02Trust me.
00:24:08We won't stay secret for long.
00:24:11I couldn't keep you to-
00:24:12Omg, omg, omg.
00:24:21I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:24:23Ah!
00:24:24Earth.
00:24:25How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:24:28You don't know him like I do.
00:24:30If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:24:33I bet you hated that guy.
00:24:34Okay.
00:24:34Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:24:37and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:24:39He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:24:42More than I ever liked anyone.
00:24:45That Mia said to me.
00:24:47Except for the one about you.
00:24:49I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:24:51That's true.
00:24:52Is that true?
00:25:07It's true.
00:25:09I like-
00:25:09You're supposed to trust you.
00:25:10I mean, really.
00:25:12The text from your phone.
00:25:13So that way I can know that there was like two jewels.
00:25:16I really did.
00:25:21To what?
00:25:22Bone.
00:25:24They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:25:26It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:25:29I don't think they remember.
00:25:33The rules of the game are simple.
00:25:35You take a hit of the vape.
00:25:45It's me like that.
00:25:46My turn.
00:25:48No smoke.
00:25:59Looks like we have to kiss.
00:26:05Rude.
00:26:06If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like...
00:26:22Get off of me.
00:26:24Dude, I took a virginity.
00:26:26What's a little pack?
00:26:27You tell everyone that.
00:26:28Remember that six pack you bought me for doing?
00:26:30Hey, Jules.
00:26:35Jules.
00:26:36You're a pa-
00:26:36I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:26:38But that was well before I had-
00:26:39You have feelings for me?
00:26:42Well before I had feelings for you.
00:26:44You have feelings for me?
00:26:45You have feelings for me for me for you.
00:26:47Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:26:49Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:26:52You're a dick.
00:26:52Yeah, but you know what?
00:26:53Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:26:57Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:27:01I broke your trust.
00:27:02And when that video was leaked, my-
00:27:03I would do anything to try again.
00:27:05Do you want to get back together?
00:27:10You said no feelings.
00:27:13So tell me you want to be with me.
00:27:15Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:27:17Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:27:19Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:27:27Provide the ring of fire.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Why is this-
00:27:30I didn't know she was poor.
00:27:33After her dad died of cancer.
00:27:35And the only reason why I know that
00:27:37is because my dad owns the hospital
00:27:38that her mother still owes money to.
00:27:41Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:27:42so she can forget she's poor.
00:27:44Spending money-
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:46You should go do that right now.
00:27:47Yes!
00:27:54If I don't get the money,
00:27:56I'll lose everything.
00:27:58What do you mean?
00:28:00I-I mean-
00:28:01Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:28:03I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:28:06but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:28:08and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:28:10or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:28:18The girls go shopping.
00:28:20Saturdays are for the boys.
00:28:21And the Lehman internship.
00:28:23Dude, the Lehman in-
00:28:24It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:28:27Like me.
00:28:35If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:28:37Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:28:39Oh, my God!
00:28:43It's gorgeous!
00:28:44I'm gonna go try this.
00:28:48Order the wrong size!
00:28:50Uh, no.
00:28:51I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:28:53No, you didn't!
00:28:54That's impossible!
00:28:55It doesn't fit!
00:28:56Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:28:58What are you doing?
00:29:00I'm shopping?
00:29:02Do you not remember me?
00:29:04I used to be in here all the time.
00:29:06Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:29:08She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:29:10Mmm, but what Mia says goes.
00:29:12So your money's no good here.
00:29:15You know what?
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:18I have-
00:29:18That's it.
00:29:20You're out.
00:29:22Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:29:23Excuse me.
00:29:24I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:29:26Trash?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:30Dan's in this boutique.
00:29:32See this car?
00:29:35Has no spending limit.
00:29:37And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:29:40No way!
00:29:40This is mine!
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:42Are you gonna purchase it?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44Not with this janky little zipper.
00:29:46Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:29:47What do you think?
00:30:01Of course.
00:30:06Only one problem with this dress.
00:30:09Is it?
00:30:09You know what?
00:30:15You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:30:20Put the dress on my card.
00:30:24Excuse me.
00:30:24Um, I am missing a very-
00:30:27I bet she stole it.
00:30:29I would never.
00:30:31Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:30:32Fine.
00:30:36Whatever, Mia.
00:30:47See?
00:30:48Told ya.
00:30:48I don't know how that got there.
00:30:55Well, she stole it.
00:30:58And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:31:03Call the police.
00:31:05Don't call the police.
00:31:07This is all my fault.
00:31:09No, it's not.
00:31:10Yes, it is.
00:31:11I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:31:15But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:31:18You can't do this.
00:31:20It's a waste of money.
00:31:22Neither of us want me to win.
00:31:24It's us.
00:31:26Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:31:28Please and thank you.
00:31:37How are you?
00:31:37Come to see you.
00:31:38Oh, I can.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:39Okay?
00:31:41Ah, there he is.
00:31:44Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:31:47Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:31:48Slut begging for me.
00:31:56Okay, dude.
00:31:57Jules was mine first.
00:31:58I dumped her, okay?
00:32:00It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:32:03Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08All right.
00:32:09Let's add some heat to our bag.
00:32:11Yeah?
00:32:13I get Jules' panties off.
00:32:14By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer
00:32:18house.
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:20And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the
00:32:23summer, okay?
00:32:24I don't even want you looking at her.
00:32:25I don't even want you looking at her.
00:32:27Deal.
00:32:32You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:32:35Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:32:44Eat shit.
00:32:45Hey.
00:32:46Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:32:51Leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:32:53Here, girl.
00:33:04Uh, I don't know.
00:33:05Jules.
00:33:06You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:33:10Because I think it sucks.
00:33:12Jules.
00:33:14Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:33:16For real.
00:33:17No contracts and no money.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:18Have fun.
00:33:21Here, you entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:33:29You're on.
00:33:36Follow me.
00:33:42Okay?
00:33:43Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:33:45Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:33:50Tonight is a...
00:33:51John!
00:33:54The world!
00:34:09Come on!
00:34:10Come on!
00:34:11Come on!
00:34:12Come on!
00:34:12Come on!
00:34:15Come on!
00:34:16Come on!
00:34:16Come on!
00:34:17I'm that girl.
00:34:18I got the weight of the world.
00:34:19I'm waiting for the world.
00:34:21Thinking while you're laying on me.
00:34:23I just look great.
00:34:25Bigger mind, come back.
00:34:27I'm that girl.
00:34:28I got the weight of the world.
00:34:29I'm waiting for the world.
00:34:31Thinking the diamonds and pearls.
00:34:33Diamonds and blood.
00:34:34Come on!
00:34:34Hey!
00:34:35You're in a great way for you to come back.
00:34:37I ain't doing it to kick the side.
00:34:41Talk about that.
00:34:42Top that.
00:34:48Top that.
00:34:59You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:00All right.
00:35:02But I won't be around where you...
00:35:06Cry, cry, cry, cry.
00:35:10Cry, cry.
00:35:11The tears on your face.
00:35:13You're falling in vain where you cry.
00:35:18In the same old mistakes.
00:35:21You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:23You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:23You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:35:27Oh.
00:35:28Jason!
00:35:30Dude, I need the Lady Killer special.
00:35:32Now.
00:35:33Yeah?
00:35:35I got you.
00:35:39Of the lap dance contest is...
00:35:44And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:35:49As the winner, you get to...
00:35:51Get deal with public property.
00:35:57Jewel, quick.
00:35:58You look upset.
00:36:06What are you, my therapist?
00:36:08Fuck off.
00:36:09No.
00:36:11Jewel's.
00:36:13I have something that can make you feel better.
00:36:16Come on, Jewel's.
00:36:17You want to have some fun?
00:36:19Jewel's, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:36:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:36:27Better play along.
00:36:38Cheers.
00:36:40All right.
00:36:42Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:36:44Come on.
00:36:44I'm going to go change.
00:36:50Destine.
00:36:51Have you seen Jewel's?
00:36:52I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:36:55That little shit.
00:36:58Move.
00:36:58What do you think you're doing?
00:37:02Stop denying yourself.
00:37:03Gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:37:05Oh.
00:37:07I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:37:09Look.
00:37:10Oh, yeah.
00:37:11That's right.
00:37:11Moan for me.
00:37:12I mean...
00:37:13Moan, are you in there?
00:37:15Noah!
00:37:16Help me!
00:37:20Noah!
00:37:21Help me!
00:37:24Emmett!
00:37:25Get off of her!
00:37:26You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:37:30What's the big deal now, huh?
00:37:34Emmett!
00:37:35She doesn't want you!
00:37:36What are you doing?
00:37:38She wants me so bad, dude.
00:37:40Even if she won't say so.
00:37:44Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:37:46I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:37:50This asshole isn't worth it.
00:37:52Hey!
00:38:08Keep your...
00:38:10Mia, stop.
00:38:15Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:38:18Be so fucking up with me.
00:38:20And...
00:38:22You know what?
00:38:23He's coming back to the house with me.
00:38:25Sit down.
00:38:26Emmett!
00:38:27If you ever come near the summer house again,
00:38:29I will kill you!
00:38:31Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:38:33Go.
00:38:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:38:50I don't know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:39:08Really.
00:39:12You know, this is fun.
00:39:13And I've been saving it just for you.
00:39:21Rocky Road.
00:39:22How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:39:27I'm not an asshole.
00:39:29No, you're the king of assholes.
00:39:31You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:39:37but...
00:39:39whatever.
00:39:44I gotta show you something.
00:39:51Mia, it'll make you jealous.
00:39:53It worked.
00:40:09I've wanted you all, Summer.
00:40:12Stop waiting.
00:40:13Mom.
00:40:15I need you now.
00:40:17What if somebody sees?
00:40:24Everybody's at the club.
00:40:27I'm taking you upstairs.
00:40:47Hi, this is Alan.
00:40:57It's Mia.
00:40:58Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:41:00Um, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:41:05Okay, bye.
00:41:06Oh, uh.
00:41:14Hey, sleepy little.
00:41:15What are you doing up so early?
00:41:19I thought I wore you out last night.
00:41:21I'm ready for another round.
00:41:24Hey, can you knock?
00:41:25Can you put your boner away?
00:41:28Get up!
00:41:29Get up!
00:41:30Get up, get up, get up!
00:41:31Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:41:33It's worse than a fire!
00:41:37Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
00:41:46You're fucking with me.
00:41:47What's the big deal?
00:41:48Uh, there's the drugs.
00:41:50And the mess.
00:41:50And you.
00:41:51What about me?
00:41:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
00:41:53But, like, in a bad way.
00:41:55Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:42:00I need to get out of here.
00:42:01I'll hide Jules.
00:42:02I'll distract mom.
00:42:06Yo, Jake.
00:42:07All right?
00:42:07Get your brother.
00:42:24Now.
00:42:30Mommy!
00:42:31Wait!
00:42:32Noah!
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:35My baby boy.
00:42:36Mom, hi.
00:42:38Hey.
00:42:39Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
00:42:43To propose.
00:42:46Why are you hiding in a closet?
00:42:49Because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
00:42:53What is that slut doing here?
00:42:58You're the girl from the sex tape.
00:43:00Get out of this house.
00:43:02Mom.
00:43:03Noah, a little help.
00:43:04Uh, mom.
00:43:05Uh, this is to help.
00:43:07For the summer.
00:43:09Uh, yes.
00:43:11It fills my heart with some mommy.
00:43:15We need to.
00:43:18You're marrying Mia now?
00:43:20I have no idea what got into her head.
00:43:22I am so sorry, okay?
00:43:23But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
00:43:26Look, just play along for a couple.
00:43:36My head hurts.
00:43:38Can you make yourself useful and get...
00:43:40Oh, thanks.
00:43:47She's better.
00:43:55It's so hot here.
00:43:56Hey, it didn't gift them.
00:44:02She found them.
00:44:03Should we call an ambulance?
00:44:05Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
00:44:07She hates you already.
00:44:08What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
00:44:12Where did she...
00:44:13Mom, get out of the pool.
00:44:19No way.
00:44:19It feels so good.
00:44:21Oh, wait, no.
00:44:26Help!
00:44:28I'm drowning!
00:44:30Mia, save me!
00:44:32Oh, absolutely not.
00:44:34Help!
00:44:35Help!
00:44:48Oh, no.
00:44:51I was wrong with you, the girl like Mia.
00:45:08I hope I was a good maid.
00:45:11You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
00:45:17No feelings.
00:45:18I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
00:45:27I'll tear it up right now.
00:45:29I mean it.
00:45:32I need that money.
00:45:34More money.
00:45:34More cool debt.
00:45:36If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
00:45:41Really?
00:45:41When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because
00:45:48of that same money.
00:45:49I don't think I can say it.
00:45:55Come with me.
00:46:01Tell me that you love me.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I...
00:46:05I don't think I can say it.
00:46:07Well, let me take care of you.
00:46:13It's the least you can do.
00:46:16Fine.
00:46:18And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
00:46:21Good morning, everyone.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:24At least this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
00:46:26I was just leaving.
00:46:29You're not leaving, Jules.
00:46:31We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
00:46:36After your little sex video, get out of my son's life forever.
00:46:41But saved me.
00:46:44All I can say is...
00:46:45Welcome to the family.
00:46:53That was before you left me to drown.
00:46:56I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
00:47:00Adios.
00:47:03Bye, Mom.
00:47:08I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
00:47:11Good luck with that.
00:47:13I don't need luck.
00:47:15I have a really big brain.
00:47:18Brain.
00:47:21There must be some...
00:47:23Listen, I have something juicy for you.
00:47:35Really?
00:47:39I don't like to read.
00:47:41It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
00:47:44They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that...
00:47:46Edick.
00:47:47Oh, great.
00:47:49You finally figured it out.
00:47:50Good boy.
00:47:52I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
00:47:54This was summer vacation.
00:48:01I know.
00:48:01I know.
00:48:02But I've got to work on my pres...
00:48:04What up, lovebirds?
00:48:09Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
00:48:11You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
00:48:13You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
00:48:22Mr. Lehman.
00:48:23It's great to meet you.
00:48:25What are you doing here?
00:48:27Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
00:48:29I'm a guy who likes to party.
00:48:33But my friends call me Andy.
00:48:35I'd like to be your friend.
00:48:39Noah.
00:48:40Can you help out your friend here?
00:48:42He seems a little confused.
00:48:45Mr. Lehman.
00:48:46Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
00:48:48Uh, I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
00:48:52And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
00:48:54The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
00:49:02And I get bored easy.
00:49:03It's the dopest internship.
00:49:06Well, I'll see you in the office.
00:49:08Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
00:49:11That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
00:49:12Hmm?
00:49:20That's the...
00:49:21Andrew Lehman is one of the...
00:49:24Don't you already have enough money?
00:49:27Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
00:49:29I was the captain of all my job prospects.
00:49:31We're completely toast.
00:49:33The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
00:49:36Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
00:49:41You lied to me.
00:49:43No, I didn't lie to you.
00:49:44I just...
00:49:45I'm sorry.
00:49:49Everybody!
00:49:49Let's get the party started!
00:49:52Let's get out of your bag.
00:49:58Looks like I found my lady for the night.
00:50:01There's something special about you.
00:50:03You're so...
00:50:04beautiful.
00:50:07I'm not trying to marry you.
00:50:10Who snatched this hottie up?
00:50:12That'd be me.
00:50:15You're a lucky man.
00:50:16I know.
00:50:17How long is he going to be here?
00:50:24Here.
00:50:25The happy little couple.
00:50:27Hmm.
00:50:28From...
00:50:28wholemates...
00:50:29to soulmates.
00:50:33Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
00:50:36Yeah.
00:50:37He's finally going to win our bet.
00:50:39What bet?
00:50:40Noah, that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I...
00:50:45I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
00:50:48I recorded the whole thing.
00:50:49You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
00:50:51I don't want to hear it.
00:50:56Yeah.
00:50:57I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
00:51:01Hmm?
00:51:02I was nothing but a bet to you?
00:51:06I was nothing but a bet to you?
00:51:08I was nothing but a check to you.
00:51:12Both of you can fuck off.
00:51:13I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
00:51:22I don't care about anybody except Jules.
00:51:26You're pathetic.
00:51:28B.
00:51:30Whatever, dude.
00:51:34What were you thinking?
00:51:36That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
00:51:39I've been waiting all day to get you a little sexy girl.
00:51:44We could have a lot of fun.
00:51:46I don't have time for that shit.
00:51:47Then make time.
00:51:49There's a tradition at Lehman, and I want to play with you.
00:51:53I...
00:51:54You have your boyfriend the little job.
00:51:56The only...
00:51:57What do I have to do?
00:52:01In your dreams, Pearl.
00:52:06You know where Jules is?
00:52:07Ugh.
00:52:07You're still caught up on that thing?
00:52:10Mia.
00:52:11A lobotomy when I want to be with Jules.
00:52:14Why do you like her so much?
00:52:16I don't like her.
00:52:20You know, I feel sorry for you.
00:52:23For falling in love with...
00:52:24Found your girlfriend.
00:52:34If I do what you say...
00:52:36The only way you'd get in.
00:52:37We only interviewed him...
00:52:39Looks down on sex tapes.
00:52:42Wait.
00:52:43Now I know where I recognize you.
00:52:46Don't play hard to get!
00:52:51Take your turn.
00:52:52If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
00:52:54You wouldn't dare.
00:52:55You little shit.
00:52:59You'll never work for Lehman.
00:53:01Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would bet Lehman.
00:53:05You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
00:53:08You want to mess with me?
00:53:09You want to mess with me?
00:53:10You want to mess with me?
00:53:11Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
00:53:15who's chasing young girls around.
00:53:16Face old man.
00:53:17You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
00:53:26You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
00:53:29He's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
00:53:32Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
00:53:39Get out of my house.
00:53:40Oh, I played you, and I won.
00:53:57This has nothing to do with you.
00:54:01Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
00:54:05I planted the camera in your room, and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah, and then
00:54:17I uploaded it for everyone to see.
00:54:24You thought you were better.
00:54:26A miserable bitch like you will...
00:54:29Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
00:54:41Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
00:54:44Your goal, you lose everything.
00:54:47Oh, God.
00:54:57Can I help you?
00:54:58What are you doing in that uniform?
00:55:02My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
00:55:05I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
00:55:15Seriously?
00:55:19Let's see this check again.
00:55:26Get lost.
00:55:28I deserve that, and I think you'll really like it.
00:55:32Is this the deed to my house?
00:55:34Yeah.
00:55:35This morning, I bought it.
00:55:38Look at the name on the title.
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:44You put it under my name.
00:55:47It's yours, Jules.
00:55:48It's all yours.
00:55:50But...
00:55:51I am only giving it to you under one condition.
00:55:55Another condition?
00:55:57What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
00:56:00Sleep with your boss?
00:56:02Drug your mom?
00:56:03No.
00:56:03one.
00:56:11And I want you to wear this.
00:56:14What are you doing here?
00:56:19Noah told me to come.
00:56:20Really?
00:56:21Oh, how pathetic.
00:56:24Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
00:56:26He's proposing to you?
00:56:28When did you two get back together?
00:56:30Well, it's not official yet,
00:56:32but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
00:56:36And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
00:56:40I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you.
00:56:44Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here.
00:56:47Propose to Mia?
00:56:48Propose.
00:56:50The big question.
00:56:50Yeah, Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
00:56:58And when you were leaving the summer house,
00:57:01I heard you're in Jules' fight.
00:57:03You know, the one where you told her that...
00:57:05Fine.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:07I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
00:57:11That's my job.
00:57:12Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
00:57:15What?
00:57:16You're not actually doing this, are you?
00:57:18These are not what they're for.
00:57:19Call my...
00:57:20If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
00:57:25That's not why I invited you here.
00:57:30What is he doing?
00:57:32My secrets.
00:57:35And here are my secrets.
00:57:36I scream when I see spiders.
00:57:41I do.
00:57:43And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I was so scared, and I was so scared,
00:57:48I just left it there.
00:57:51More secret.
00:57:54Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
00:57:57And I want to make it official, Jules.
00:58:05Yes, Noah.
00:58:06I'll be your girlfriend.
00:58:08Even if I'm gonna love you.
00:58:09I love you right back.
00:58:11Everybody, let's get this book.
00:58:21Everybody, let's get this book.
00:58:28All I do is flip away.
00:58:29I love you.
00:58:44I love you.
00:58:45I don't care.
00:58:46This is my first word.
00:58:47But again, I love you.
00:58:47We are like, where you look here.
00:58:49Join me.
00:58:50I don't do it.
00:58:51I love you.
00:58:52I love me.
00:58:52You've got this book, I love you.
00:58:53I love you, too.
00:58:53You're so animals like that.
00:58:54I love you.
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