- 3 months ago
Summer Situationship
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend
00:00:27in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:29You want your job back?
00:00:30Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:31Until the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:00:48But I do.
00:00:49No one tells you to get me.
00:00:51Get off of it.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm gonna make your life.
00:01:02Help!
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:04Help me!
00:01:05Get off of it!
00:01:06Get off of it!
00:01:07Come on!
00:01:08Jules, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:11And tell me that you love me.
00:01:13You drive me crazy!
00:01:23I drive you crazy!
00:01:24That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Jules!
00:01:42Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:43I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:45Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:47This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:50The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:02Clean it up, maid.
00:02:04I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:14And you'll always be the girl who leaked her a sex tape for clout.
00:02:18That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:21I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen her titties.
00:02:31I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:33I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:37Right, Emmett?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:49Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:02:54Can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:00No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:06What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:12What the hell's going on?
00:03:14Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:19And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:23Destiny?
00:03:24Hmm?
00:03:25Is that what happened?
00:03:26That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:28Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group of like Jules.
00:03:32Okay?
00:03:34Why do you even care?
00:03:35She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:53It's right here.
00:03:54I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:01If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:06No.
00:04:07Open.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:26Uh, guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up slut, show's over!
00:04:48Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:50Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:04:51Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:55Emmett!
00:04:59I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules?
00:05:35You're not going anywhere.
00:05:36I'm fine.
00:05:37Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:38You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:43What, are you a stripper?
00:05:45I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:47You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:53And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:00What are you trying to do?
00:06:03You trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05You trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:06You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:08I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:14You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:17Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:24Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:27And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:29So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:40In your dreams.
00:06:42Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:44We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:48Yes, you did.
00:06:49And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:54I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:09You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:12Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:32Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:35How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:01Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:04Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:12And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:16Especially Noah.
00:08:17Noah.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:21Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:24Did you see that?
00:08:25She shoved me!
00:08:26Oh my God.
00:08:27Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:32You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:34Thanks, Noah.
00:08:35Fire her.
00:08:37Fire her.
00:08:39Fire her.
00:08:41Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:45I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:49Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:50Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:51And this is my rental too.
00:08:52So, what I say goes.
00:08:54Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:56So, you should probably get it.
00:08:58I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So, you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:42Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:51I want you to take this.
00:09:53Okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:57I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:04I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:06What are you doing home?
00:10:08I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:10Oh!
00:10:11No!
00:10:12No!
00:10:13That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:14Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:15I know.
00:10:16But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:17Mia?
00:10:18Mia?
00:10:19Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:20But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:23Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:24Everything.
00:10:25Everything.
00:10:26I am so tired, right?
00:10:27Everything.
00:10:28Oh, I work for you.
00:10:29I work for you.
00:10:30I've taken it to you, but there is nothing keeping us afloat.
00:10:31Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:32I know.
00:10:33But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:35Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:50I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia, slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What, you still have feelings for jewels or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about jewels.
00:11:26Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:49I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:03What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:22I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:42Mia.
00:12:42I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:37You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:55Stop it.
00:13:57You're so hot.
00:13:58You're so hot.
00:13:59I love you, you're ticklish.
00:14:00Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah?
00:14:17You come over here.
00:14:18Now!
00:14:24Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing?
00:14:59What the fuck are you?
00:15:11You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:18Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:39You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now!
00:16:04Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now!
00:16:22Okay.
00:16:22Okay.
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00:16:37Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:41Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah. What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:19Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:47Dinner...
00:21:48Yes, sir.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:21:57Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Huh?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:18Look at Jules' squirm.
00:22:23Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:35Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43Oh, my God.
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:22:59I'm in mold again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm on gold.
00:23:02Back to troll again.
00:23:03Where I been?
00:23:04That should never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in, look at school, losers gotta go
00:23:08I'm on T and again, I can't stop, no I cannot go
00:23:11Oops, spilled a little
00:23:14Jules, I'm still first
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go
00:23:35If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me
00:23:45Choke on it
00:23:49Don't run away from me
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:00It was an act, Jules
00:24:02And you agreed to be a part of it
00:24:05You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering
00:24:15Come here
00:24:17Bed's yours tonight
00:24:31I'll take the catch
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother
00:25:08Whatever
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia
00:25:13Mia's your best friend
00:25:15Yeah
00:25:15She's also a huge bitch
00:25:17People contain multitudes
00:25:20Don't be scared of Mia
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still
00:25:27And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do
00:25:33If you know what I mean
00:25:34Like what you see?
00:25:45I do, actually
00:25:51What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower
00:26:15Remember
00:26:18No bone rings
00:26:20You wish
00:26:22Show's over, pretty boy
00:26:30I got some friends coming over
00:26:33Meet me at the pool
00:26:34What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute he's ice cold
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people
00:26:52He's putting on a show
00:26:53Don't look now
00:27:00But Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:27:03Let's give her something to stare at
00:27:11I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:28When they should be paying attention to me
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friendly
00:27:33You should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:27:36You're right
00:27:38It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:27:42Everyone
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now
00:27:52Whether Jules stays
00:27:54Or I do
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote
00:28:00We're not on Survivor
00:28:01Alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring
00:28:08I'm kidding
00:28:10Guys, guys
00:28:12I'm just kidding
00:28:13What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is
00:28:18I know it won't be good for me
00:28:20Wow
00:28:26Not one of your friends wants me to leave
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing
00:28:31Oh, honey
00:28:32You don't know the meaning of embarrassing
00:28:35It's time to find out
00:28:41What Jules really said about all of you behind your back
00:28:43What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about it
00:28:48Save it
00:28:49Proof's great here
00:28:51And Noah
00:28:53I saved the best for last
00:28:56Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:59I bet you're dying
00:29:03To find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:29:06I think
00:29:08Everyone
00:29:09Should find out what Jules really said about them
00:29:12Oh, Emmett
00:29:14This one's about you
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb
00:29:18Because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that
00:29:24Mia did
00:29:25She's framing me with the text that she sent
00:29:28Oh
00:29:29And this one says that
00:29:31Destiny's boob job
00:29:32Doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:29:33Hey
00:29:34I paid good money for these
00:29:37Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things
00:29:41Alright?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time
00:29:47You two lovebirds hooked up
00:29:48Noah is arrogant
00:29:49Cocky
00:29:51And needs to be the best at everything
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:58I can explain
00:30:00Save your breath
00:30:01Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18You're so hot
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off
00:30:33Emett, you and Jules are officially over
00:31:02No, no, no way dude
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself
00:31:06Sprew around a little bit
00:31:07She'll come crawling back
00:31:09Speak of the devil
00:31:13You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:19Dude
00:31:20Look
00:31:21You hooked up
00:31:22What's wrong?
00:31:23I don't know what's going on
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear
00:31:26You hooked up
00:31:27Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked
00:31:32Emmett!
00:31:33Stop!
00:31:34Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:41Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:02How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you
00:32:16You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that
00:32:21Lose my number
00:32:23I never want to see you again
00:32:25Fine
00:32:26Feelings mutual
00:32:28Great
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:32:36Mia, thank God you're here
00:32:40Listen, Jules
00:32:43None of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:32:46You're a skank
00:32:47So get out and don't come back
00:32:51Help!
00:33:02Help!
00:33:04Help!
00:33:17You
00:33:18You saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:42Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:46Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell him to leave.
00:33:50We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mind.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:17Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:44I never said that, okay?
00:34:45You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now,
00:35:03it's party time.
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew.
00:35:30Spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:45The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:15It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:28I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:34he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:42I don't know.
00:36:45I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:32She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:02My turn.
00:38:11No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:20Rude.
00:38:22Keep the circle moving.
00:38:41If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you need it.
00:38:52Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little pack?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules.
00:39:11Jules.
00:39:12You're a pig.
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:15I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:36You do?
00:39:37Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:44I'm a pig.
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah, you're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:28Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:50And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:04That's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:06Yes!
00:41:06It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:41Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:44We can talk later.
00:41:46I promise.
00:41:58The girls go shopping.
00:42:00Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:04It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:20The internship is mine.
00:42:22Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:27If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:40Oh, my God.
00:42:44It's gorgeous.
00:42:45Yes, I'm going to go try the sun.
00:42:54You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:43:00No, you didn't.
00:43:01That's impossible.
00:43:02It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17But what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it.
00:43:30You're out.
00:43:32Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me.
00:43:34I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:38That's my girlfriend.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:39Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way.
00:44:00This is mine.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great.
00:44:06Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:09What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:39You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:46It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:56Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:44:57Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:14Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:22Excuse me, um...
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:32I bet she stole it.
00:45:34I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:41Yeah.
00:45:52I don't know how that got there.
00:46:05Well, she stole it.
00:46:08And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:18No, it's not.
00:46:20Yes, it is.
00:46:20I wanted to surprise you,
00:46:23so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:25But I was going to pay for it
00:46:26once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:40Please and thank you.
00:46:41There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:47:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts,
00:47:02because after tonight,
00:47:04I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:05Watch your mouth.
00:47:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:15Okay, dude.
00:47:16Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time
00:47:20before she comes running back to me.
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27All right.
00:47:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:30I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:33By the end of tonight,
00:47:34you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:38Hmm?
00:47:38Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:40I want you to back off of her
00:47:42for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:46Deal.
00:47:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:00Eat shit.
00:48:05Hey.
00:48:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah.
00:48:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me.
00:48:25Hey!
00:48:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know.
00:48:34Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:38About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:48No contracts and no money.
00:48:50I mean it.
00:48:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:54Uh, Destiny.
00:48:55We're right in the middle of something.
00:48:56Like I care.
00:48:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:08Put this on.
00:49:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:20you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:30Follow me.
00:49:38Let the show begin.
00:49:41You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:56Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:50:00Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:14And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:50:17type if you want to make the dance company.
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:18Woo!
00:50:19Woo!
00:50:20Woo!
00:50:21Woo!
00:50:23Woo!
00:50:35Woo!
00:50:36Woo!
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:41Woo!
00:50:41Woo!
00:50:41Woo!
00:50:42Woo!
00:50:42I got the weight of the world
00:50:47Weight of the world
00:50:48gy get the diamonds and pearls
00:50:50Diamonds and pearls
00:50:52that were you waiting on me
00:50:53anticipating my mind so I'm back
00:50:57I'm that girl
00:50:58I got the weight of the world
00:51:00Weight of the world
00:51:01to give me diamonds and pearls
00:51:03Diamonds and pearls
00:51:04that were you waiting on me
00:51:06anticipate
00:51:08cribs
00:51:09so you come back
00:51:11Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:52:04You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show them all.
00:52:34You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:44Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Ladykiller special now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:54Here's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:11Mia!
00:53:13As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off.
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:56Oh, we got time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You wanna have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:10Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm gonna go change.
00:54:41Destiny.
00:54:42What?
00:54:43Have you seen Jules?
00:54:44I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:06Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:11Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that e-kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:22Oh.
00:55:23I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me.
00:55:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:57Emmett!
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:03She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:05Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:16Wait! Stop!
00:56:18This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:19Wait! Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:27You look like shit.
00:56:30Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:32All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:34Hey!
00:56:36Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:39Oh!
00:56:41You look like shit.
00:56:43Jules just kicked my ass!
00:56:44All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:47Hey!
00:56:49Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:55Mia, stop.
00:56:57This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:59Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:01Be so fucking for real.
00:57:02Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:04You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:06And you know what?
00:57:08He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:10Tonight.
00:57:11Mia, sit down.
00:57:12Emmett.
00:57:13If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:14Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:15Let's go.
00:57:17I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:18No.
00:57:19I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22You don't want to come back to me.
00:57:23You don't want to weit.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:27No.
00:57:29Okay, Noah.
00:57:30Let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:34I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:36I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:53Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:58:06I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:25I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with. Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:32You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:52What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:22I gotta show you something.
00:59:28I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:41I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:41And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:53It worked.
00:59:55I wanted you all summer.
01:00:09I wanted you to make you jealous.
01:00:11Stop waiting.
01:00:11Stop waiting.
01:00:11I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:16What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:41I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:46I'm taking you but...
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01:00:56Hi! This is Alan. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:22Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:30Okay, bye.
01:01:45Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:47What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:02:10You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:29I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason.
01:02:38I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:41Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:19Mom!
01:03:20I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:23Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:26To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:39I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:56You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:04:02Get out of this house.
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah.
01:04:05A little help.
01:04:06Mom.
01:04:08This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:12Uh, yes.
01:04:13It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:18Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:22Lisa.
01:04:23My second mommy.
01:04:24We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:26Oh, yes we do.
01:04:28You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:29I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:30I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:31But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:32Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
01:04:33Please?
01:04:35My head hurts.
01:04:38Can you make yourself useful?
01:04:39and get me some Asp.
01:04:40Yeah, I have some in my parking lot.
01:04:41I do.
01:04:42I do.
01:04:43But she's going to be my home.
01:04:44I do.
01:04:45I do.
01:04:46I do.
01:04:47I do.
01:04:48I do.
01:04:49I do.
01:04:50I do.
01:04:51I do.
01:04:52I do.
01:04:53I do.
01:04:54I do.
01:04:55I do.
01:04:56I do.
01:04:57I do.
01:04:58I do.
01:04:59I do.
01:05:00You do.
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:20Water, I need water.
01:05:22Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28Woo!
01:05:29It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:36Oh, no.
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:47Wow!
01:05:48Oh, that's enough.
01:05:49I've got to talk to you.
01:05:50Let's go.
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:57No way.
01:05:58You gave her those?
01:05:59I didn't gift them.
01:06:00She found them.
01:06:01Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:09Where did she go?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:16Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way.
01:06:29It feels so good.
01:06:30I know.
01:06:31I'm drowning.
01:06:32Mia, save me.
01:06:33Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:34I'm not going in there.
01:06:35Help!
01:06:36Help!
01:06:37Help!
01:06:38Help!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:39Mia, save me!
01:06:41Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:45Help!
01:06:46Help!
01:06:47Help!
01:06:48Help!
01:06:49Help!
01:06:50Help!
01:06:51Oh, no!
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:53Oh!
01:06:54Oh!
01:06:55You saved me!
01:07:10Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:30Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:51I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:07:59I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:36But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:40Come with me.
01:08:52I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:59I want to give you everything.
01:09:04I don't know what to say.
01:09:06Just let me take care of you.
01:09:12And tell me that you love me.
01:09:17I don't think I can say it.
01:09:22Well, let me take care of you.
01:09:28It's the least you can do.
01:09:31Fine.
01:09:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:39I know you do.
01:09:41Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh, my God.
01:09:48Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:12But, after you saved me, all I can say is,
01:10:19Welcome to the family.
01:10:23Wait.
01:10:25You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:47Good luck with that.
01:10:49I don't need luck.
01:10:51I have a really big brain.
01:10:54There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:12Ew, what died in here?
01:11:17My manhood.
01:11:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read.
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:35That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great.
01:11:39You finally figured it out.
01:11:41Good boy.
01:11:43I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:51I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:54I know.
01:11:55I know.
01:11:56But, I've gotta work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:01What up, lovebirds?
01:12:03Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:13Who are you?
01:12:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:34I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:39The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:42I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends.
01:12:50Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm the high profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble.
01:12:59And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:09And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:16Interview starts now.
01:13:21Interview starts now.
01:13:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:33Mm-hmm.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:28You lied to me.
01:14:30No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:31I just...
01:14:32I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:35I'm sorry.
01:14:39Everybody!
01:14:41Let's get the party started!
01:14:43Woohoo!
01:14:44It's over!
01:14:47Grab your bag.
01:14:51Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:57I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:15:00There's something special about you.
01:15:03You're so...
01:15:05beautiful.
01:15:06Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:09I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:12Noah,
01:15:13tell me.
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:17That'd be me.
01:15:20You're a lucky man.
01:15:22I know.
01:15:22I know.
01:15:27How long is he going to be here?
01:15:30I'll predict you.
01:15:32Look at here.
01:15:33The happy little couple.
01:15:36From...
01:15:37soulmates...
01:15:38to soulmates.
01:15:44Emmett?
01:15:45Noah and I are talking.
01:15:47Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah.
01:15:50Well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:53Yeah.
01:15:54He's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:56What bet?
01:15:59What bet?
01:16:01I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:05I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:07But that's not true.
01:16:09Yeah, it is.
01:16:11I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:13so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:19I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:25I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:46Checks, dude.
01:16:47I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59B.
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:02What were you thinking?
01:17:06That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:16You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18But you could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Yeah, shit.
01:17:22Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:26The boys share their toys.
01:17:29And I want to play with you.
01:17:31I don't want to be played with.
01:17:33If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:37The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, Pearl.
01:18:00Mia.
01:18:02You know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:07Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:15I want to be with Jules.
01:18:17Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:26You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:29For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:31You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:33Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the straw.
01:18:52Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:19:21Don't play hard to get!
01:19:29Get off of her.
01:19:30Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone, I'm gonna break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:45You little shit!
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:58You wanna mess with me?
01:19:59You wanna mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:30Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:39I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:44You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:00You're fired.
01:21:07Get out of my house.
01:21:24You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:26You never belonged with us.
01:21:31And now it's your turn to go.
01:21:36I played you and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey.
01:21:43This has everything to do with me.
01:21:46I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:53And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:57And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:03You thought you were better than me.
01:22:07I thought you were better than me.
01:22:09But I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:23Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:37It's too late.
01:22:44Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:22:58Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:12My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:20Do you need anything?
01:23:24I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:50Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:16Get lost.
01:24:18I deserve that.
01:24:20Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah.
01:24:34This morning, I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:40Look at the name on the title.
01:24:44Oh, my God.
01:24:46You put it under my name.
01:24:49Cheers, Jules.
01:24:50It's all yours.
01:24:52But...
01:24:53I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:57Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:04No.
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:25:10tonight.
01:25:18At 8pm.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:21What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Really?
01:25:39Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:41Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:51But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:26:00I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it
01:26:04was time to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia!
01:26:10Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:18Propose?
01:26:19Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:21Oh, please.
01:26:22The big question.
01:26:25Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:28Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:30Uh, how did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:40You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:44Okay, fine.
01:26:47Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:58Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:07Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:29I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:51And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:27:54Noah!
01:27:55What are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:00Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:11I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:15I want to know what you are to me.
01:28:46Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do. Now, let's party.
01:29:44Let's party.
01:29:46Let's party.
01:29:48Let's party.
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