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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:06I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:08You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:10If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:12you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:35this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners, no feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:45Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one touches you with me.
00:00:51Get off of it!
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of it!
00:01:08Tools, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:11Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:14You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:30you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:32or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:36Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her a sex tape for clout.
00:02:20That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:39Right, Emmett?
00:02:40Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:56Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:26Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group of like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:50What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules
00:04:05on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open.
00:04:18I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:26Whoa.
00:04:28Whoa.
00:04:29Uh.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:40Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:48Show's over.
00:04:49Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:50then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56Emmett!
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules!
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:50you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:27and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:29I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:38In your dreams.
00:06:44Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:46We've been over this a million times.
00:06:48I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:01and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up.
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:14Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends
00:07:50with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again
00:08:04if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:11is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:18Noah, did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me.
00:08:27Oh my God.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her
00:08:57would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment
00:09:00if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:06And this is my rental too.
00:09:08Oh, so what I say goes.
00:09:14Thanks.
00:09:20Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:23So you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you
00:09:28when I was cleaning.
00:09:28Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:40Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:09:46since your dad died last summer.
00:09:52I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:56I don't want your pity check.
00:10:01Thank God.
00:10:02I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:19What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no, that was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died,
00:10:29he left us in $100,000 in debt.
00:10:32I know, but I was working for Mia
00:10:34and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital
00:10:39that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that
00:10:42if you worked at their summer house,
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:10:48we will lose everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:50Everything.
00:10:53I'm so glad you took out the trash,
00:10:58my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself
00:11:05to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy
00:11:08and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia?
00:11:13Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:15What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life
00:11:30with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid
00:11:33than a frigid bitch.
00:11:34What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid
00:11:42or do you just not get it?
00:11:44Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:53I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:20Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:24I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands
00:12:39off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:46Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone
00:12:49by the time I'm back.
00:12:54She really has you
00:12:56by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here
00:13:10because it'd be too tempting
00:13:12to bang me.
00:13:13You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:32You're fired.
00:13:33You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:41you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me
00:14:05this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like
00:14:08she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah,
00:14:17you come over here.
00:14:19Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is Emmett's cock
00:14:25in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been
00:14:28fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:31It's just a handjob.
00:14:32You sure know
00:14:33how to make Noah happy,
00:14:35don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous
00:14:37because I know
00:14:38how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Call him, I'll leave
00:14:42and we'll talk about
00:14:42you keeping your job.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you doing?
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:22Oh, Jules,
00:15:22you're so hot!
00:15:25Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules,
00:15:32your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:44You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:46Ah!
00:15:49Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me!
00:15:52You better give me
00:15:55my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person
00:15:57you can trust
00:15:58in this house
00:15:59for the snakes.
00:16:00Ah!
00:16:01Noah!
00:16:02Come out right now!
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming
00:16:10for the third time!
00:16:11Ah!
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:21Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Now!
00:16:22Are you seriously
00:16:38fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:40Yeah!
00:16:40Thanks for warming him up
00:16:43for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think
00:16:56that you can just
00:16:56climb your way
00:16:57back up the social ladder
00:16:58that easy,
00:17:00you're wrong.
00:17:02I'm gonna make
00:17:03your life hell.
00:17:11Your time to get back
00:17:12at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you
00:17:14because now that
00:17:15Mia's off my hands,
00:17:16I can just be with Jules.
00:17:18Oh, you're gonna blow it
00:17:18just like you did last time.
00:17:21Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really
00:17:22blew it when she leaked
00:17:24the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:26You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:28Yeah, me and you.
00:17:28Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates
00:17:30for the Lehman internship,
00:17:31right?
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:32What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules
00:17:36till the end of the summer,
00:17:38you back off the internship.
00:17:40Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:41I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:45Yeah, she's really
00:17:46gonna stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half inches
00:17:48of Emmett Coburn
00:17:48in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:11Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:21You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy,
00:18:24and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:25Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl
00:18:32that didn't want my money.
00:18:34Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me,
00:18:42and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you
00:19:00on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:05this money's mine.
00:19:08This check is enough
00:19:09to save my mom,
00:19:10my house,
00:19:11and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38Alright.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:45Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know,
00:19:55I can handle my own boners.
00:19:58You got any other rules,
00:19:59Madam President?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:05I don't want things
00:20:07to get complicated.
00:20:10And you're my complication,
00:20:11Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:31You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules,
00:20:33I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this,
00:20:36I don't want you
00:20:37hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be
00:20:41the last person
00:20:42I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person
00:20:45you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:48Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:49Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her,
00:21:01there's a reason
00:21:01we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else
00:21:06was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass
00:21:09in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little
00:21:11sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I
00:21:15didn't show your dick
00:21:16to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia,
00:21:20do not talk to Mia
00:21:23or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some
00:21:43fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner
00:21:47Yes, sir.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:21:57Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:05I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Huh?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:21Look at Jules
00:22:22squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release
00:22:26a sex tape
00:22:26but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah,
00:22:34are you thirsty?
00:22:36I'm thirsty.
00:22:36Jules,
00:22:37take your shirt off.
00:22:43I'm in mode again.
00:23:00I'm in beast mode.
00:23:01I'm going to go
00:23:02about to troll again.
00:23:03Where I've been?
00:23:04That shit never know.
00:23:05Trophy's rolling in.
00:23:06Look at school.
00:23:07Losers gotta go.
00:23:08I'm on T and again.
00:23:09I can't stop.
00:23:10No, I cannot know.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:14Spilled a little.
00:23:16Jules.
00:23:18I'm still thirsty.
00:23:29Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:32If you're still thirsty,
00:23:43Noah,
00:23:43you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:58Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:06You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:24:09you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know.
00:24:12Now you're going to strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:55What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:25:01Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:08Whatever.
00:25:10I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:25:14Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:18People contain multitudes.
00:25:20Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:30And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:34Oh.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:36Like what you see?
00:25:45I do, actually.
00:25:51What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember, no bone rings.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:30I got some friends coming over.
00:26:34Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:49One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:53Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:23I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:34You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:46Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide, right now, whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote.
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:06Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding!
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:26Wow!
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:30That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:32Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:44What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about save it.
00:28:50Herf's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett.
00:29:15This one's about you.
00:29:17Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:22They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:28Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey!
00:29:35I paid good money for these.
00:29:38Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:48Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:58I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:14Mitch!
00:30:16Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:18Ah!
00:30:28You were so hot.
00:30:32Say not again with your shirt off.
00:30:33No, no, no, no.
00:31:03No way, dude. Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:08She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:18You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:20Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:23I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear! You hooked up!
00:31:29Fuck!
00:31:31Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:34Fuck you dude, stop!
00:31:40Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:56I don't know...
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:00What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what? Everyone was right about you. You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:21Lose my number. I never want to see you again.
00:32:25Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:30Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank god you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:48So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help! Help!
00:33:04You... you saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:48Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her mind.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:17Good, explain. Now.
00:34:20You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:40I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:42I never said that, okay?
00:34:57You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:12OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:17I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:21How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:24You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:34Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:44More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:48The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:52Except for the one about you.
00:35:54I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:56That's true.
00:36:02Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:09Is that true?
00:36:14Is that true?
00:36:18It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:22Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:25I mean, really.
00:36:27All right.
00:36:28I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:30So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:42I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today.
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:18Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:20Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:37:35Mm-hmm.
00:37:49She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:14No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:20The road.
00:38:40Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:49Get off.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little pack?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:12Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:14Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:15He's lying.
00:39:16I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:17But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules.
00:39:35I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:40I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion.
00:39:42Frustration.
00:39:43Blind rage.
00:39:44You're a dick!
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:46Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:51That you're hurt.
00:39:53I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings.
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17You're right.
00:40:20So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:22Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:26Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:28Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the Ring of Fire.
00:40:39Ew.
00:40:40Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:44I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:46Mm-hmm.
00:40:48Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jill's shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:04You should go do that right now.
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:24I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:32And she was about to answer a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:41Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:43We can talk later.
00:41:45I promise.
00:41:46The girls go shopping.
00:41:47Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:48Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:52I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:53Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:58It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:41:59Like me.
00:42:00The internship is mine.
00:42:01Believe me.
00:42:02Me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:03Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:04tp
00:42:05I can't wait.
00:42:06I can't wait.
00:42:07I can't wait for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:08I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Tp
00:42:12Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:16It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:42:18Like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:24Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:42:34if it isn't my favorite customer oh that dress you ordered finally came in oh my god it's gorgeous
00:42:45i'm gonna go try this on
00:42:47you ordered the wrong size uh no i used the measurements that you gave me no you didn't
00:43:01that's impossible it doesn't fit maybe the zipper's stuck what are you doing i'm shopping
00:43:08do you not remember me i used to be in here all the time oh she can't afford this place anymore
00:43:15she can only shop at thrift stores but what mia says goes so your money's no good here
00:43:21you know what you're right i have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:43:28that's it you're out oh mr allen excuse me i'm just gonna take out the trash trash yeah that's my
00:43:39girlfriend oh apparently i'm too poor to even stand in this boutique see this car
00:43:49has no spending limit my girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:54and i would like to try this dress on first no way this is mine oh are you gonna purchase it
00:44:02no not with this janky little zipper great let's try it on jules
00:44:07what do you think
00:44:22noah will you come help zip me up of course
00:44:33you know there's only one problem with this dress is it too expensive no it breaks a no boner rule
00:44:48well aren't you gonna thank me
00:44:59thank you noah you can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:45:12like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:45:16put the dress on my card
00:45:22excuse me um i am missing a very expensive necklace
00:45:31i bet she stole it
00:45:33i would never
00:45:35then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:37fine whatever mia
00:45:41see told ya
00:45:56i don't know how that got there
00:46:05well she stole it
00:46:07and i believe that five hundred dollars is a felony
00:46:12call the police
00:46:14don't call the police
00:46:16this is all my fault
00:46:18no it's not
00:46:19yes it is
00:46:20i wanted to surprise you so i put the necklace in your purse
00:46:25but i was gonna pay for it once everybody left
00:46:27you can't do this
00:46:29it's a waste of money
00:46:31neither of us want me to win
00:46:33it's worth it trust me
00:46:36and you look beautiful in that dress
00:46:37put the necklace on my card as well
00:46:40please and thank you
00:46:42there he is
00:46:55jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:46:59yeah jules looks hot every night
00:47:01well enjoy it while it lasts
00:47:02because after tonight
00:47:03i'll have a little slut begging for me
00:47:05watch your mouth
00:47:11don't talk about jules like that
00:47:13okay dude
00:47:15jules was mine first
00:47:17i dumped her
00:47:18okay
00:47:18it's a matter of time before she comes running back to me
00:47:22jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me
00:47:24okay
00:47:27alright
00:47:27let's add some heat to her back
00:47:29yeah
00:47:30i get jules's panties off
00:47:33by the end of tonight
00:47:34you hand over the lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house
00:47:37fine
00:47:38and when you don't hook up with jules
00:47:40i want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer okay
00:47:42i don't even want you looking at her
00:47:45deal
00:47:46you better not make me go into that club alone
00:47:53jules you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:56eat shit
00:48:04hey
00:48:05don't leave my side the rest of the night okay
00:48:08enjoy it while it lasts noah
00:48:12because i'm not letting jules leave tonight
00:48:14unless it's with me
00:48:15hey
00:48:25where did destiny and mia go
00:48:32uh i don't know
00:48:33jules
00:48:34you uh you didn't answer my question
00:48:37about what
00:48:39the music in here
00:48:41because i think it sucks
00:48:42jules
00:48:43tell me that you want to be with me
00:48:46for real
00:48:47no contracts and no money
00:48:49i mean it
00:48:50i need jules to come with me
00:48:54uh destiny we're right in the middle of something
00:48:56like i care
00:48:57i need jules to come backstage with me
00:48:59i'm sorry
00:49:03we'll talk about it later okay
00:49:05have fun
00:49:06here
00:49:08put this on
00:49:09i entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:49:12you're crazy
00:49:18well if you're too afraid
00:49:20you can just back out now
00:49:22you're on
00:49:27follow me
00:49:34let the show begin
00:49:41you think you're hot shit
00:49:52well it's time for you to prove it
00:49:55everyone in the club get hot and heavy
00:49:59tonight is electric lounge's lap dance competition
00:50:04the rules are simple
00:50:08each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10will give one lucky man
00:50:12a lap dance
00:50:13and you get to vote
00:50:15on who is hotter
00:50:16whoo
00:50:19come on
00:50:30come on
00:50:32yeah
00:50:36come on
00:50:37come back
00:50:38come back
00:50:40come back
00:50:43come back
00:50:44i'm dancing
00:50:45I got the way to the world, way to the world
00:50:48To give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:51No, when you waiting on me
00:50:53And this's your brain
00:51:08Game of mind, go back, I'm back, girl
00:51:11Top that.
00:51:33Top that.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:52Oh baby.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest in life?
00:52:05Oh.
00:52:07You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:14Show them all.
00:52:14Chase that high.
00:52:17But I won't be around when you cry.
00:52:23When you cry.
00:52:26The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry.
00:52:34The same moment swings.
00:52:38I left you home.
00:52:40Yeah.
00:52:45Yo.
00:52:46Jason.
00:52:47Dude.
00:52:48I need the Lady Killer special.
00:52:50Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:57There's a tip.
00:52:58And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:09Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public comfort.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off.
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:45Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:56What is that?
00:53:57Oh, we got time.
00:53:59Come on, Jules.
00:54:00You want to have some fun?
00:54:05No, thanks.
00:54:08Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:10Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36I'm gonna go change.
00:54:37Destiny.
00:54:42Uh, have you seen Jules?
00:54:44Uh, I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:46Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:57Don't move.
00:55:04What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:12Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:14Back off.
00:55:16Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:19You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:23I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:25Let go of me!
00:55:26This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett,
00:55:32let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:37Jules?
00:55:39Jules, are you in there?
00:55:40Noah!
00:55:41Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:49Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:55What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:56Emmett!
00:55:57She doesn't want you!
00:55:58What are you doing?
00:55:59She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:00Even if she won't say so.
00:56:02Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:03I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:05Wait!
00:56:06Wait!
00:56:07Stop!
00:56:09This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:11Hello?
00:56:12LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
00:56:13もう一寸
00:56:35You look like shit.
00:56:46Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:48All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:51Hey!
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:57:00Mia, stop.
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:09Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:13You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:20He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:22Tonight.
00:57:24Mia, sit down.
00:57:26Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurt.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:57:56Okay.
00:58:00I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:22I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:27Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:31You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:44What are you trying to give me?
00:58:58Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03This is how you repay me?
00:59:04How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13You're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:59:21but whatever.
00:59:27I got to show you something.
00:59:28I got to show you something.
00:59:34I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:55I've wanted you all somewhere.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:25What if somebody sees?
01:00:36Everybody's at the club.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:49I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:55I'm taking you upstairs.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:20Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon,
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepy little.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:52I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:56Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up!
01:02:00Get up!
01:02:01Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:02Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:04It's worse than a fire!
01:02:08Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:17You're fucking with me.
01:02:18What's the big deal?
01:02:19Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:20And the mess.
01:02:21And you.
01:02:22What about me?
01:02:23She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:24But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:25Look, my mom knows about the sex tape,
01:02:27and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:30I need to get out of here.
01:02:31I'll hide Jules.
01:02:32I'll distract Mom.
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:39Do not let my mom know that we're here.
01:02:40Alright?
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:58Get your brother.
01:02:59Now.
01:03:00Mommy!
01:03:01Wait!
01:03:02Noah!
01:03:03Uh...
01:03:04My baby boy!
01:03:05Mom!
01:03:06Hi!
01:03:07Hey!
01:03:08Mom!
01:03:09I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:10Mia called and said she needed the family ring...to propose!
01:03:31Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:34I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:02Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom!
01:04:04Noah!
01:04:05A little help!
01:04:06Uh, Mom!
01:04:07Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Uh, yes!
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:25Lisa!
01:04:26Hi second, Mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:04:31Oh, yes, we do.
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple of hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:56My head hurts.
01:04:58Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah!
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:09She's better.
01:05:18Water!
01:05:20Water!
01:05:21I need water!
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:23What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:28Aspirin?
01:05:29Woo!
01:05:30It's so hot in here.
01:05:33Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:38Oh, no.
01:05:40Woo!
01:05:41I have an idea.
01:05:42Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:45I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:48Wow!
01:05:49Alright, that's enough.
01:05:50I gotta talk to you.
01:05:51Let's go.
01:05:52Woo!
01:05:53Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:55Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:58No way.
01:05:59You gave her those?
01:06:00I didn't give them.
01:06:01She found them.
01:06:02Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:03Oh, no fucking way, Jules!
01:06:05She hates you already.
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go?
01:06:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:29No way!
01:06:30It feels so good!
01:06:31Oh, wait, no.
01:06:37Ow!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:41Mia!
01:06:42Save me!
01:06:43Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:44I'm not going in there.
01:06:47Ow!
01:06:49Ow!
01:06:53Ah!
01:07:01You saved me?
01:07:14Here.
01:07:15I brought you some tea.
01:07:22I was wrong about you.
01:07:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:36For taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings.
01:07:58Remember?
01:07:59I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:11I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money?
01:08:27Really?
01:08:29When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:32But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:35Come with me.
01:08:36I want to give you the money.
01:08:45I want to give you the money.
01:08:46Not as your boss.
01:08:47As your boyfriend.
01:08:48Because I want to give you everything.
01:08:49I don't know what to say.
01:08:50Just let me take care of you.
01:08:51And tell me that you love me.
01:08:52I want to give you the money.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:54I want to give you the money.
01:08:55I want to give you the money.
01:08:56Not as your boss.
01:08:57Not as your boss.
01:08:58As your boyfriend.
01:08:59Because I want to give you everything.
01:09:00I don't know what to say.
01:09:01Just let me take care of you.
01:09:16And tell me that you love me.
01:09:21I don't think I can say it.
01:09:23Let me take care of you.
01:09:27let me take care of you. It's the least you can do. Fine. You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone. Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little
01:09:52petty bitch didn't kill you. I was just leaving. You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk
01:09:59about how you ruined my son's life. After your little sex video was released, at first
01:10:08I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever. But after you saved me, all I
01:10:16can say is, welcome to the family. Wait, you were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:28That was before you left me to drown. I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:37Adios. Bye, mom.
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up. Good luck with that. I don't need luck. I have
01:10:52a really big brain. There must be something incriminating in here. What is this?
01:11:08here.
01:11:13Ugh. Ew. What died in here? My manhood.
01:11:20Listen, I have something juicy for you. Really?
01:11:26I don't like to read. It's a contract between Jules and Noah. They're faking their entire
01:11:32relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship. That's cheating.
01:11:37Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:51I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:53I know. I know. I know. But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:12:02What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup. I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:35The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy. I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:48I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:13:08And I get bored easy.
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:20Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:27You lied to me.
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:33I'm sorry.
01:14:35Everybody!
01:14:39Let's get the party started!
01:14:42Woohoo!
01:14:43It's over!
01:14:46Oh, hold on.
01:14:47Grab your bag.
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:59There's something special about you.
01:15:02You're so beautiful.
01:15:05Thanks.
01:15:07But I'm taken.
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:10Noah, tell me.
01:15:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me.
01:15:18You're a lucky man.
01:15:20I know.
01:15:26How long is he gonna be here?
01:15:28I'll protect you.
01:15:30And look at here.
01:15:32The happy little couple.
01:15:34From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:38Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:48Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:16:12so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:21I don't want to hear it.
01:16:23Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:26that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:28Hmm?
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:35I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:41Chicks, dude.
01:16:46I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:16:48I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:55You're pathetic.
01:16:57Me.
01:16:59Whatever, dude.
01:17:01What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:14You're a sexy girl.
01:17:18We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:20I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:30I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:54In your dreams, Pearl.
01:18:00Mia, you know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:18:09Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:14I want to be with Jules.
01:18:16Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her.
01:18:21I love her.
01:18:25You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:39If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:18:51Yes.
01:18:52And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:02Wait.
01:19:03Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:06Damn.
01:19:07You were great.
01:19:09Just one kiss.
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:16Don't play hard to get.
01:19:29Get off her.
01:19:34Get off her.
01:19:36Let me have my fun.
01:19:38Then you can take your turn.
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:46You little shit.
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:49Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese
01:19:52grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00You want to mess with me?
01:20:01Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:09Please!
01:20:10Don't tell my wife!
01:20:11Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:23How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:27How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:29It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:31Don't lie to me.
01:20:32I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:41You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:20:52Tell him you love him.
01:20:54It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:06You're fired.
01:21:08Get out of my house.
01:21:19You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:30You never belonged with us, and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:36I played you and I won.
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:42Oh, honey.
01:21:44This has everything to do with me.
01:21:51I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:54And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:58And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:06You thought you were better than me.
01:22:09But I always win.
01:22:11All I fucking do is win.
01:22:20A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:28Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:35It's too late.
01:22:43Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:53You lose everything.
01:22:55Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:12My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:23:20Getting anything?
01:23:24I have a big tip for you.
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:36Smile more.
01:23:46This money feels dirty.
01:23:48I never want to see this check again.
01:23:50Miss me?
01:24:02Miss me?
01:24:03Miss me?
01:24:04Miss me?
01:24:05Get lost.
01:24:06I deserve that.
01:24:21Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:23And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:27Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:33This morning I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:41Oh, my God.
01:24:42You put it under my name.
01:24:44It's yours, Jules.
01:24:45It's all yours.
01:24:46But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:47Another condition?
01:24:48What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:24:49Sleep with your boss?
01:24:50Drug your mom?
01:24:51No.
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:56Another condition?
01:24:57What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:04No.
01:25:05No.
01:25:06But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight at 8pm.
01:25:19And I want you to wear this.
01:25:22What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come.
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:46He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:56And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:59I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you, Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:09Mia!
01:26:10Jules!
01:26:11I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:26:13Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please.
01:26:21The big question.
01:26:24Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:27Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:31Uh...
01:26:33How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:26:40You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:45Okay.
01:26:46Fine.
01:26:47Yeah.
01:26:48I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:55What are you gonna do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:58Oh, hi.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:19Everybody!
01:27:26What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:42I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my lefts from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person.
01:27:58And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:12I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:43I don't know.
01:29:13You checked me in front of everybody.
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:15I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:29Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.
01:29:43I'm too far gone in my bag.
01:29:44I'm never.
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