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Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:28The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:32was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:40Clean it up, maid.
00:00:47I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:52That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:56You're paid to serve me.
00:00:58Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:15Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:27at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:32Am I dreaming?
00:01:34No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:48Uh, Jules came in here to work
00:01:50and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me
00:01:54and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:01:59Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up
00:02:04or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:02:05from the group of like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:10She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:12and I had to jump in
00:02:14and save your reputation
00:02:16before things got out of hand.
00:02:18Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:22Give me your phone.
00:02:23What?
00:02:24Give me your phone.
00:02:25No.
00:02:26It's right here.
00:02:27I got you.
00:02:30I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:42Open.
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:02Uh...
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can't.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:12This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:14when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:03:21then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:22I'll be by the pool.
00:03:23Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27Emmett!
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:40Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:43Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:44What do I do?
00:03:45Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:56Thank God.
00:03:58Alright, um...
00:03:59Let's get you up.
00:04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:03but I need to get back to work.
00:04:05Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:08I'm fine.
00:04:09Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:10You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:12of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:15What, are you a stripper?
00:04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:19You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told
00:04:24me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're
00:04:30wearing this little dress?
00:04:31What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:43You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:04You still want me.
00:05:06Is he coming on to me?
00:05:08Ten bucks says you have a boner just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:18You're going to have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:23Then let's make it easy.
00:05:25Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:27We've been over this a million times.
00:05:29I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:36Yeah, well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:46Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up.
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend.
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:21After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:42Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:45Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:53And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:06:58Noah!
00:06:59Oh!
00:07:00Ow!
00:07:01Noah!
00:07:02Did you see that?
00:07:03She shoved me!
00:07:04Oh my god.
00:07:05Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:06I'm always honest.
00:07:07You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:11Thanks, Noah.
00:07:12Fire her.
00:07:13Fire her.
00:07:14Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:16I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:28Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:30Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:42Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:52Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:01So you should probably go.
00:08:04I wish things could be different, but I'm not gonna beg you to stay.
00:08:09Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:16Jules.
00:08:19Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:34I don't want your pity check.
00:08:37My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:49What are you doing home?
00:08:58I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:00Oh!
00:09:01No!
00:09:02No!
00:09:03That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia?
00:09:14Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:09:26Everything!
00:09:27I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:09:36Please don't call me that.
00:09:38You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:43I'm gonna call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:47Mia?
00:09:48Slow down, okay?
00:09:50We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:52What?
00:09:53You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:57I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:00Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:03Why not?
00:10:04That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:07I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:11What are you still doing here?
00:10:13You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:15Tell me this.
00:10:16Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:20Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:24Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:31I need this job.
00:10:33I need you to choose me.
00:10:35After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:10:39But I do.
00:10:41What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:44What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:47I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:53No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:00I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:03And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:11And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:15Mia.
00:11:17I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:19Alone.
00:11:20Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:28She really has you by the balls.
00:11:31Don't insult me.
00:11:33Or what?
00:11:34You'll spank me.
00:11:37You can leave now.
00:11:39Hey.
00:11:40You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:46You're right.
00:11:48Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:52You're fired.
00:11:54You're fired.
00:11:55You're right.
00:11:56Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:11:58You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:15Yeah, I know.
00:12:16It's part of my charm.
00:12:17Hey, where are you going?
00:12:18Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:20Jules!
00:12:21You fired me.
00:12:22I can do whatever I want.
00:12:23Jules!
00:12:24You're so hot.
00:12:25I love you when you're ticklish.
00:12:26Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:27Does it look like she's drinking me, huh?
00:12:40Noah, you come over here.
00:12:46Now.
00:12:47Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:12:49Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:12:50Don't be prude.
00:12:51It's just a hand job.
00:12:52You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:12:55Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:12:59Call on by Lee and we'll talk about you keeping a job.
00:13:14What are you doing?
00:13:18What are you doing?
00:13:36What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you doing?
00:13:44You want your job back?
00:13:46Fuck me.
00:13:48Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:54Play along.
00:13:55Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:09You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:17You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:31Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:33Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:36Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:39Show me what you got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Now, now, now.
00:14:47Okay.
00:14:47Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:06Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:17This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:25you're wrong.
00:15:26I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your time to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:39You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:51Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:53Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:00If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah.
00:16:10She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this
00:16:14house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:16We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmett, get out.
00:16:31Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:44I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:50Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:53Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:07Give me that.
00:17:07Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:28This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:36I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:17:44I knew you were going to do it.
00:18:05Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:07All right.
00:18:12Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:31Yeah.
00:18:34Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:53Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:01You don't own me.
00:19:05Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:30Ew.
00:19:30Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:35You kicked me out.
00:19:37Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:42Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:46At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:53Do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:19:56This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:00I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner...
00:20:17is served.
00:20:19Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Game!
00:20:27Mm-hmm.
00:20:28Mm-hmm.
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:38Emmett?
00:20:39You want to help?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:41Yeah?
00:20:50Look at Jules's squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.
00:20:57Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:13I'm so hungry.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:43Spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules, I'm still thirsty.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:19Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:37You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:40Yeah, I know.
00:22:43Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:22:45You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:22:49Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:50I'll take the couch.
00:22:51Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:52I'll take the couch.
00:22:57Bed's yours tonight.
00:22:58I'll take the couch.
00:23:03oh, I'm pretty clear
00:23:04I'm ready.
00:23:13How tall are you?
00:23:14I'm really tired.
00:23:15Oh, baby.
00:23:16Where's Noah?
00:23:17What are you doing here?
00:23:27And where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:37I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend.
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:45People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:16What are you doing?
00:24:38Taking a shower.
00:24:43Remember, no don't win.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I got some friends coming over.
00:24:57Meet me at the pool.
00:24:57What's with this guy?
00:25:11One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:13Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:16Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:32I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:57You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:21We're not on Survivor.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:25A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew!
00:26:28It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding!
00:26:32Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:35What game is she trying to play?
00:26:38Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:43We used to be best friends.
00:26:45Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:50We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:58It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about it, save it.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:15Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:20I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:41I never said that.
00:27:43Mia did.
00:27:44She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:58Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really?
00:28:01Because this one's about you, Noe.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:31Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:34You're so hot.
00:28:47Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:49Stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, Jules!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:06Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:13Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:16What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:27Everyone was right about you.
00:30:29You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:50Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:03Help!
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:17You've saved me?
00:31:29And you...
00:31:31you saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you,
00:31:51maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:53Emmett.
00:31:55Don't even think about it.
00:31:57Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell him to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:07Emmett, thank you for saving me,
00:32:09but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mind.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:29Good, explain.
00:32:31Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:49You're right.
00:32:51We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:55Trust me.
00:32:57We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:59We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:01I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried.
00:33:03You know, once we make this official, I'm gonna post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now,
00:33:21It's party time.
00:33:23It's party time.
00:33:31OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:33Noah.
00:33:35I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:37How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:45Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:47I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.
00:33:57But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:19Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:31Is that true?
00:34:35It's true.
00:34:37I liked you.
00:34:39Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:41I mean, really.
00:34:43Alright.
00:34:45I need to see the text from your phone.
00:34:47So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:49Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:53I guess you can't.
00:34:55There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:05I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:07But when I really think about it,
00:35:09I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:11I really did.
00:35:13What?
00:35:15To the end of the day?
00:35:17To what, Bone?
00:35:19They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:21It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:23I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:27Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:29Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:49Mm-hmm.
00:35:59She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:17My turn.
00:36:20Mm-hmm.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:30Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36The road.
00:36:50Keep the circle moving.
00:36:57If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:05Get off of me.
00:37:07Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:09What's a little pack?
00:37:11Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six pack you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:17Hey, Jules!
00:37:23Jules!
00:37:24You're a pig!
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:40I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:37:42But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:46Yes, Jules.
00:37:47I have feelings for you.
00:37:48You do?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:55For a dip!
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:06And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:10I mean I trusted you and you let me down.
00:38:12And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:44Ew.
00:38:45Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:47Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:07Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:11You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:23I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:25Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:39:30What do you mean?
00:39:32I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:36Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:38She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:39:47Or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:49We can talk later.
00:39:51I promise.
00:39:52The girls go shopping.
00:39:53Saturdays are for the boys!
00:39:54Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:39:58I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:07Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:08It was tailored for Sigmas.
00:40:09Like me.
00:40:10The internship is mine.
00:40:11Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:12Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:13The internship is mine.
00:40:14Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:15Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:19If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:20Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:21Oh!
00:40:22Oh!
00:40:23Oh!
00:40:24Oh!
00:40:25Oh!
00:40:26Oh!
00:40:27Oh!
00:40:28Oh!
00:40:29Oh!
00:40:30Oh!
00:40:31Oh!
00:40:32Oh!
00:40:33Oh!
00:40:34Oh!
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:36Oh!
00:40:37Oh!
00:40:38Oh!
00:40:39Oh!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:41Oh!
00:40:42Oh!
00:40:43Oh!
00:40:44Oh!
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:46Oh!
00:40:47Oh!
00:40:48Oh!
00:40:49Oh!
00:40:50Oh!
00:40:51Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52Who?
00:40:53I'm gonna go try this on!
00:40:54Yeah, I know you feel tough, the way you throw the thing around.
00:40:57Tell me why they're back up.
00:41:00Right.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no.
00:41:04I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No!
00:41:07You didn't!
00:41:08That's impossible!
00:41:09It doesn't fit!
00:41:10Maybe the zipper stuck!
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:16No, you didn't.
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23But what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen. Excuse me. I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:47Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:54See this car?
00:41:56Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:01And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way. This is mine.
00:42:07Are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:17What do you think?
00:42:18Noah?
00:42:19Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:20Of course.
00:42:22You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:25Is it too expensive?
00:42:26No.
00:42:27It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:28It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:29It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:30You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:32Is it too expensive?
00:42:33No.
00:42:34No.
00:42:35It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:36No.
00:42:37It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:40It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:41You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:46Is it too expensive?
00:42:47No.
00:42:48It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:42:49Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:03Thank you, Noah.
00:43:04You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:29I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:34I bet she stole it.
00:43:36I would never.
00:43:38Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:41Fine.
00:43:43Whatever, Mia.
00:43:45See?
00:43:46I told ya.
00:43:58I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:06And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:13Call the police.
00:44:15Don't call the police.
00:44:17This is all my fault.
00:44:19No, it's not.
00:44:20Yes, it is.
00:44:22I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:28You can't do this.
00:44:30It's a waste of money.
00:44:32Neither of us want me to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:41Please and thank you.
00:44:43There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while I last, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:12Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:16Jules is mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:20It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:22Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:25Okay, all right.
00:45:27Let's add some heat to her, bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never
00:45:36come back to the summer house.
00:45:38Hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the
00:45:42summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:45:56Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:34Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:39The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:50I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something?
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:58I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:09I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:25Follow me.
00:47:32Let the show begin.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:48You think you're hot shit?
00:47:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:02The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:48:14Woo!
00:48:15Woo!
00:49:15Top that.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:44Show them all.
00:50:10Show them all.
00:50:12Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special now.
00:50:22Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Visit that.
00:50:29And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:35And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:41Mia!
00:50:42As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:01Jewels, wake up.
00:51:02You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off.
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jewels.
00:51:20I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, you got time?
00:51:29Come on, Jewels.
00:51:31You want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
00:51:36Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:38Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up.
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:59Alright.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:52:03Come on.
00:52:04I'm gonna go change.
00:52:08Destiny, have you seen Jewels?
00:52:12I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:14Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:36Both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:52Let go of me.
00:52:54This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:52:57Mom, come on.
00:52:58Mom, come on.
00:53:01Jewels?
00:53:03Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:05Noah, help me!
00:53:06Noah, help me!
00:53:13Emmett, get off of her.
00:53:17You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:24Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:31Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:38I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:50You look like shit.
00:54:09Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:54:11All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:14Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:22Leah, stop.
00:54:25This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:33Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:35You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:42He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:45Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:51I will kill you.
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt.
00:55:18Let me help you.
00:55:21I don't want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:43I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:49Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:19Rocky Road.
00:56:20Oh, hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:25This is how you repay me?
00:56:26How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:31I'm not an asshole.
00:56:33No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:37You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,
00:56:42but whatever.
00:56:42I got to show you something.
00:56:59I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:02And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:13It worked.
00:57:16I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:31Stop waiting.
00:57:32Mom, I need you now.
00:57:36What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:57:48I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:00Oh, my.
00:58:01I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:01I didn't ride.
00:58:03I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:04I am taking you upstairs.
00:58:05We're gonna get you.
00:58:06I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:07Oh, my.
00:58:09I've got you upstairs.
00:58:10Oh, my.
00:58:11Hi, Mrs. Allen. It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend. He was hinting at proposing to me soon and
00:58:32we would just love it if you were here for it. Okay, bye.
00:58:41Hey sleepy little. What are you doing up so early? I thought I wore you out last night. I'm ready for
00:58:59another round. Hey, can you knock? Can you put your boner away? Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire.
00:59:11Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:16You're fucking with me. What's the big deal? There's the drugs. And the mess. And you. What about me? She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way. Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:36I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract mom.
00:59:43Yo, Jason. I'm gonna go hide Jules. Do not let my mom know that we're here. Alright?
00:59:47Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
00:59:54Get your brother. Now.
01:00:02Get your brother. Now.
01:00:09Mommy!
01:00:14Noah!
01:00:15Uh...
01:00:17My baby boy!
01:00:21My baby boy!
01:00:22Mom!
01:00:23Hi!
01:00:24Hey!
01:00:25Mom!
01:00:26I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring...
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:41None of your business.
01:00:44Okay. Well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:01You're the girl from the sex tape. Get out of this house.
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Uh, Mom. Uh, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:15Uh, yes! It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:22Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:27Lisa!
01:01:28My second mommy!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans!
01:01:34Oh yes, we do.
01:01:37You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:00Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:06She's prepared.
01:02:21Water! Water! I need water!
01:02:25Jules, what did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:34Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:38Oh no.
01:02:41Woo!
01:02:42Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:50Wow!
01:02:51Oh, that's enough.
01:02:52Uh, I gotta talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:04Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:27Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:31No way.
01:03:32It feels so good.
01:03:33Oh, wait, no.
01:03:34Help!
01:03:35I'm drowning!
01:03:36Mia, save me!
01:03:37Oh, absolutely not.
01:03:38I'm not going in there.
01:03:39Help!
01:03:40Help!
01:03:41Help!
01:03:42Help!
01:03:43Help!
01:03:44Help!
01:03:45Help!
01:03:46Did you save me?
01:03:48No.
01:03:49Oh.
01:03:50Oh, no.
01:03:51Oh!
01:03:52Oh, no.
01:03:53Oh.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:55Oh...
01:03:56Oh.
01:03:57Oh.
01:03:58No.
01:03:59Oh, no.
01:04:01Oh.
01:04:02Oh.
01:04:03Oh, no.
01:04:04Oh.
01:04:05Oh.
01:04:06Oh.
01:04:07Oh.
01:04:08Yeah.
01:04:09Oh.
01:04:10Oh.
01:04:11Oh.
01:04:12Oh.
01:04:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:19I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:42Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:48You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:54I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:57No feelings, remember?
01:05:05I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:15I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:29So it was really always just about the money?
01:05:32Really?
01:05:33When I started our relationship-
01:05:35When I started our relationship-
01:05:39I want to give you the money.
01:05:43I want to give you the money.
01:05:55Not as your boss.
01:05:58As your boyfriend.
01:06:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:02I don't know what to say.
01:06:06Just let me take care of you.
01:06:11And tell me that you love me.
01:06:17I don't think I can say it.
01:06:22Let me take care of you.
01:06:26It's the least you can do.
01:06:28Fine.
01:06:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:34And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:37I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone.
01:06:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:48Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:53I was just leaving.
01:06:55You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:57We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:02After your little sex video was released,
01:07:06at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:10But, after you saved me,
01:07:14all I can say is,
01:07:16Welcome to the family.
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:26That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:29I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Rinaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:34Adios.
01:07:38Bye, Mom.
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:46Good luck with that.
01:07:48I don't need luck.
01:07:50Look.
01:07:51I have a really big brain.
01:07:52There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:05What is this?
01:08:07Ew.
01:08:08Ew.
01:08:09What died in here?
01:08:10My manhood.
01:08:11Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:12Really?
01:08:13I don't like to read.
01:08:14It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:16They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.
01:08:22That's cheating.
01:08:23Oh, great.
01:08:24You finally figured it out.
01:08:25Good boy.
01:08:26I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:27I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:28I know.
01:08:29I know.
01:08:30I know.
01:08:31But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:08:32I know.
01:08:33I know.
01:08:34But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:08:37What up lovebirds?
01:08:38Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with you.
01:08:41I know.
01:08:42I know.
01:08:43But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.
01:08:59What up lovebirds?
01:09:02Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with you.
01:09:06you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:12Who are you?
01:09:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:25Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:27What are you doing here?
01:09:29Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:36The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:44Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:57I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get lots of trouble,
01:10:00and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:02The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:10:08for keeping me entertained, and I get bored easy.
01:10:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:10:20Interview starts now.
01:10:22Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:43He's a total clown.
01:10:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:14The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:11:21Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:27No, I didn't lie to you.
01:11:28I just...
01:11:29I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:31I'm sorry.
01:11:36Everybody!
01:11:38Let's get the party started!
01:11:41I love it!
01:11:44Grab your back.
01:11:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:54I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:57There's something special about you.
01:11:59You're so beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks.
01:12:05But I'm taken.
01:12:06I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me...
01:12:12Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:17You're a lucky man.
01:12:19I know.
01:12:19How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:30The happy little couple.
01:12:32Hmm.
01:12:33From whole mates to soul mates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:01But that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would piss you out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:51B.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:03I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:20And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:41In your dreams, Pearl.
01:14:48Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:54Maybe this outfit would change your mind.
01:14:57Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:24If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job.
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job.
01:16:06Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off her.
01:16:20Get off her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun.
01:16:23Then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:30You little shit!
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:35Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:45Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:16:57How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:11How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:13It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:15Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:18I didn't kiss him.
01:17:22But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:27You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:37It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:48You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:07You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:15And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:19I played you and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:27This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:41And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:49You thought you were better than me.
01:18:52But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:04Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:23Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:26Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:37Can I help you?
01:19:51What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:54My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:58I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:20:03Do you need anything?
01:20:04I have a big tip for you.
01:20:13Seriously?
01:20:15Smile more.
01:20:24This money feels dirty.
01:20:26I never want to see this check again.
01:20:28I never want to see this check again.
01:20:34Miss me?
01:20:45Miss me?
01:20:51Get lost.
01:20:53I deserve that.
01:20:57Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:01Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:09This morning, I bought it.
01:21:12You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:25It's all yours.
01:21:27But...
01:21:28I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:32Another condition?
01:21:34What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:37Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house...
01:21:45Tonight.
01:21:46Get it at 8 p.m.
01:21:54And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:14Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:34I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:42Mia!
01:22:45Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you were here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please.
01:22:57The big question.
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:05Uh, how did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.
01:23:16You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:23:20Okay.
01:23:22Fine.
01:23:22Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:30What are you going to do?
01:23:32Arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Oh, hi.
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:38What?
01:23:38You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:40These are not what they're for.
01:23:42Call my dad!
01:23:43Oh, daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:45If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:15I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:27And I cannot tell my lefts from my rights.
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:31You look like a crazy person.
01:24:32And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:54I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:56Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:58It's part of your charm.
01:25:00I love you.
01:25:01I love you right back.
01:25:02Okay.
01:25:02Everybody, let's get this party started!
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