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Heated Rivalry Season 1 Episode 5 (2025)
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00:00Oh
00:30i am very sorry about that definitely not a big deal how may i help you uh what's uh what's good
00:41um just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names
00:47any allergies no no no i'm easy okay um i mean the best one's the blueberry one
00:53but oh you mean blue moon over brooklyn yeah yeah that's it but what oh um
00:59nothing just when i make it for myself in the morning i add a banana oh so you're kind of wild
01:06i mean it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that
01:09uh yeah that actually sounds pretty good yeah blueberry with the banana i take that if it's
01:16okay to order off menu yep i mean technically it was my idea so i think we can get away with it this
01:24oh you weren't kidding it's really good oh yeah the banana makes a big difference i think
01:53i don't know i guess it must
01:57here thanks
02:03um that's way too much for you it's a great smoothie thanks again kev
02:12a girl
02:18holy shit
02:20was that scott hunter was that what scott hunter the hockey player
02:28and this is what we're watching we barely get to see you because you're always working but at
02:43least when we do we get to watch uh what what is this let me let me check my name hockey shut up sean
02:48we have to turn it off no no no please keep it on
02:51huh thank you kyle
02:53thank you kyle
02:54thank you kyle you're welcome
02:56twice he said tip like he used your actual name twice
03:01maria that is setting the bar so low
03:04and it didn't even sound stupid when he said it it almost sounded hot
03:07okay that's not fair not hot which is normal
03:09okay don't listen
03:10fuck both of you okay camp is short for christopher it's not that weird
03:14it's short bus for christopher and please don't tell me you use that name on your grad school application
03:19oh my god why are we talking about my dumb name
03:21he said it
03:22he said it
03:22another round
03:25thank you kyle
03:26thank you kyle
03:28and you
03:30thank you
03:32look look look he's on the tv right now
03:35oh my god okay
03:37oh wow
03:44right
03:45he knows your name
03:46yeah
03:47i mean he's definitely not gay but
03:50shut the fuck up you literally watched him
03:52jesus christ
03:53he scored a hat trick last night
03:57are you asking me what that means or are you just telling me something i already know
04:01i just didn't realize that
04:03we literally watched the game kip
04:05nice to see you again kip
04:12nice to see you again
04:13uh scott
04:15you're scott hunter right
04:17i am
04:18this is awesome
04:20i mean wow you had a night last night
04:22oh did you watch
04:23i did yeah i don't usually
04:25sorry that sounds rude
04:27i'm
04:27no i got it
04:28well i watched the playoffs last year with my dad
04:31it was amazing
04:32he's a huge fan
04:33but yeah
04:34i watched last night
04:35wow
04:37um
04:38yeah when something goes right with my game
04:40i try to repeat it
04:41and then i try to perfect it
04:44okay
04:45so i'd love another smoothie please
04:48anything you'd like different
04:51nothing at all
04:53okay
04:57you really can't keep doing this
04:58i really can
04:59uh see you next game day i hope
05:02dude
05:08girl
05:09was that
05:09yes i fucking was
05:10sorry i'm late
05:19no outside food or drink
05:21fuck off kyle
05:22and i know the whole smoothie thing is done or whatever
05:28but he just keeps saying my name and it's low-key making me crazy
05:31wait you're still coming with me to that fundraiser though right
05:34because i am not looking for a date
05:35yes
05:36i told you i could come and it's in like two months
05:38could you please listen to me
05:40kyle
05:40remote
05:41extra shrimp
05:47thank you
05:48new york with control
05:52okay
05:53now i'm fully listening
05:54what are you doing
05:55just putting the game on
05:56elena
05:57what
05:57it's a sports bar
05:58let's watch sport
05:59am i being crazy
06:02what does maria say
06:03she says he's funny
06:04me too
06:05well she is much smarter than you
06:06and probably this idiot
06:08he's not an idiot
06:10jesus
06:13brain
06:14when's his next home game
06:16come on
06:19if you don't know when his next home game is
06:20how are you going to plan your next shift
06:21i don't plan my shifts
06:23i just gobble up as many as i can
06:25saturday
06:26they play at home again on saturday
06:28are you working
06:29fuck
06:33no
06:34fix that
06:35yeah
06:44hey
06:45i didn't know if you uh
06:47it's uh it's nice to see you
06:52uh blue moon over brooklyn please
06:56extra banana
06:57this one's on the house
07:05oh come on
07:06it's above my pay grade
07:08management heard you came in
07:09and no
07:10you may not tip me
07:11and yes
07:12i'm using proper grammar
07:13to prove to you
07:14that i'm being serious
07:15okay
07:17um
07:18uh may i
07:20drink this here
07:21i've got some emails to answer
07:23so i thought
07:23yeah
07:24uh you totally made
07:25oh
07:26you totally made
07:27oh
07:28oh
07:30oh
07:31oh
07:35oh
07:37oh
07:41oh
07:43oh
07:45oh
07:47oh
07:49you're not worried about breaking your routine uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
08:04turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
08:11killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
08:19serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time it's not
08:24all at once how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me
08:35feel not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before
08:45you say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that
08:49possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me no i swear barely had two concussions
08:56okay so what no left sock right sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that
09:05but that's that's not cte stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
09:10okay that's super comforting listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you
09:15to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole
09:19stop shaving thing i mean you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
09:23do you want to come to my game tonight i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if if you want
09:45yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
09:54you sure i'm sure
09:59these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're his
10:09you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
10:16girl and he's at work oh my god shut up elena oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just
10:25nodded at you no there's no proof of that
10:28wait back for fuck's sake
10:35wait back for fuck's sake
10:37good job i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you good job i love you
10:43good job i love you i love you i love you good job i love you hey hunter too bad you can't play at home
10:55every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's more fun if you're
11:01there
11:02okay thanks hope next time we play you decide to show up
11:14cheap true
11:18starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
11:25you fucking heard me honda
11:29what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you really don't expect to see
11:34especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander and hunter
11:38a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the app
11:42has shane hollander ever thought anybody can tap some grievances to air
11:46i'm gonna hit a sack yeah there you go handsome
11:49all right have a good day off it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow
11:55yeah i just you know you get to sleep in for once so i'm just happy for you
11:59that's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
12:04kiddo you know you can't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me no way no way good night
12:12night dad love you
12:13love you back
12:14what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
12:31okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
12:36thank you
12:36okay hey hey are you okay
12:39yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job up
12:42yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
12:47i love you
12:49yeah you too
12:50yes buddy
12:51i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
13:08oh you're a mess
13:10it's okay it's not my only talks
13:11new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
13:17it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again
13:21oh bunny
13:22babe i don't know what that was
13:26i know i'm a complete fuck up i'm sorry
13:29you're not a complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
13:33are sean please don't fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together
13:40okay okay i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale exhale
13:49you think you can handle quiche they're dry
13:53hey
14:10hey i am so sorry about earlier
14:13that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should apologize i was standing right in front of the
14:17kitchen door like an idiot
14:18no i'm the idiot you're just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser
14:21and that woman did seem horrible
14:23full disclosure i hate this food
14:25well full disclosure i hate serving it
14:27i'm i'm sorry i have to
14:31do you like mexican food
14:32yeah of course i'm not a serial killer
14:36or even a spree killer
14:38you sure
14:39yeah who has the time
14:41but do you have the time to grab a bite with me
14:43like when this this thing is over
14:45tonight
14:47yeah
14:48with you
14:50uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah
14:54yeah because there's uh there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late
14:58and okay um you don't mind wait until i'm done
15:01not even a little
15:03you don't mind
15:04you don't mind
15:25that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
15:45how would you feel about ordering in
15:47holy shit
16:07oh my god
16:10i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
16:35do you want a full tour now or uh or i think or
17:05well you are so beautiful
17:18i can't believe you're even into me
17:28i'm so into you so into you i guess i'm thinking about you
17:34oh my god
17:36oh my god
17:52oh my god
17:56what are you doing
18:16oh i didn't want to wake you and i just thought since you have your game tomorrow and
18:22you know
18:24can you stay
18:34yeah
18:36then stay please
18:40oh my god
18:56oh my god
18:58oh my god
19:02oh my god
19:04oh my god
19:06Did I wake you?
19:18Oh.
19:19Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
19:22but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:25I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
19:29You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today,
19:33but you still have your game, that you'd probably still want it.
19:36Can I fuck you?
19:49Absolutely.
20:04So...
20:05I should probably go.
20:10Hmm.
20:13Um, what if you didn't...
20:16Go?
20:19Yeah.
20:20Like ever?
20:22Fuck.
20:22Fuck.
20:23All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
20:25Um, I'm, um...
20:35I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
20:39And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
20:45Is it okay?
20:45Can I be too intense?
20:46Yeah.
20:47Yeah.
20:49Yeah.
20:52Yeah, I, um...
20:53I never do this.
20:58Never brought anyone back here.
21:00Like, ever.
21:03Um, yeah.
21:04My life is, uh, is complicated.
21:05Yeah, I, uh, I get that.
21:14And I can't, um...
21:15Come out, like, not, not right now.
21:25Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
21:28Um, and so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
21:38Yeah.
21:38Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
21:48But, uh, yeah.
21:52You, it's just, uh...
21:54I want you so bad.
22:01So bad.
22:03And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's probably fucked up?
22:08Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
22:13But I really, really like you.
22:17And I want you to stay.
22:21So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
22:24I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
22:30And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
22:36I, um...
22:38I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
22:41Is, uh, is that too much?
22:50You can say it if it is, uh...
22:53Do you say something, though?
22:56I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
23:22And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
23:31Really?
23:32Yeah, really.
23:34Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
23:42Hey.
23:44How much practice?
23:44I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
23:55Yes, I sent in the applications.
23:57Very aggressive.
23:57Yes, and even to be you.
23:59And yes, I know we hate Boston.
24:02With Elena, Dad.
24:03I'm staying with Elena.
24:05So I don't have to schlep to work.
24:06I get to sleep in an extra hour.
24:07Barnes got the box to 100.
24:09Fuck yes.
24:10Beauty from...
24:11Nothing, Dad.
24:12No, I'm just watching the game.
24:13Yes, with Elena.
24:15Oh, my God.
24:25Where has she even been?
24:27Oh, please.
24:28I saw you three days ago.
24:29Single since forever.
24:31Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
24:33This is Ben.
24:34She gets a man and vanishes.
24:36What a cliche.
24:36I don't have a man.
24:38Hey, kid.
24:39Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
24:41Kyle, oh my god guys, he's a customer. He's not my boyfriend. Oh, we don't have a fucking boyfriend
24:56Oh
24:59Hiya
25:01Good morning, Scott. Morning, Kip. The usual, please. Yeah. Extra banana
25:17I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without these on my road trip. I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities. I mean, not like these, they don't
25:27Do you really think this is a secret? What's a secret?
25:31Nothing's happening. He's just flirting with me or whatever. He's straight, I think. Girl
25:45There's pasta salad in the fridge. Chicken, no feta. Oh, yeah? Where? For me. I made it
25:55You dead?
25:57I'm not just a pretty face. Oh, but you're a very pretty face
26:08What's that? It's an artist I love. He has a new shot. Oh, cool. Mm-hmm. I should buy some art
26:16What? Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either. No, no, no, no. You're also a very, very hot body
26:21You don't have to do this. That's cool
26:40This would look great in the living room
26:52Not on the, um, the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom. I think it would
26:56You don't have to do this. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I just it's okay. Um
27:04Maybe we should amazing, isn't it?
27:06Yeah, it's beautiful
27:10So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy? Oh, I think we're yeah, I think we're just browsing right now
27:17Yeah, thank you. Excuse me
27:19I'm sorry. He's not feeling well. No problem
27:37I'm uh, I'm really sorry. I thought I could do that. I really thought I could I I wanted to I just
27:44It's okay. No, it's not
27:49I know it's not
28:14These road trips are just killing me. I mean, it's brutal. I think I'm cursed
28:23Cursed? Like scary old lady cursed? I know. I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious
28:32Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:36Maybe probably
28:38Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them?
28:42Oh, what if it actually was a scary old lady?
28:45Or what if you always kind of had one with you? What do you mean?
28:58I know it's dumb. I know it's dumb, but I saw them in a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie
29:02I
29:09I love them. Yeah, I love them so much
29:19Can I fuck you absolutely
29:32What say it out loud say what
29:58Oh
30:01Okay, it's not
30:04It's what?
30:07Okay, here's what I know. Shut up. You're in love with him. I'm not in love with him. You are
30:17Have you at least told your dad
30:19For how long now?
30:22A little over two months
30:24Oh, baby
30:26Elena, okay? You can't tell if anyone finds out that it's
30:30That it's Scott?
30:32Obviously, I'm not gonna tell anyone but
30:35Kip
30:35He can't come out right now, okay? He really wants to
30:39It's amazing. He's amazing and I've never been happier
30:43Honestly
30:49What's the plan, babe?
30:52I don't know
30:53I don't know
30:55What does your dad think?
30:58That I'm
30:59Fucking some married guy probably
31:02I kind of wish you were
31:02Oh, just don't say that. Please just
31:06Please be happy for me
31:07I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
31:13I am gonna be super well behaved for you
31:15I only care that you're handsome
31:16You bitch
31:20Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night, too
31:22Oh, I know
31:23And he better be ready for me
31:24I don't know
31:54hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
32:04call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
32:10an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
32:16this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain
32:22my ass butt well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
32:28yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
32:34like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in the
32:41mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry
32:48about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep
32:54you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my
33:02god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
33:06bye
33:06so
33:13so
33:18so
33:22so
34:26Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
34:30What changed?
34:31You mean a nice girl or something?
34:33I think we just found an agreement with the team.
34:37Excuse me, gentlemen.
34:38I think I spotted an old friend.
34:40No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
34:42You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:45Your mom especially.
34:47She would have just been thrilled.
34:48Thanks, Tom.
34:51Thanks.
34:51Excuse me.
34:55Hey.
34:56Okay?
34:57Yeah.
34:58Yeah.
34:58I should be used to it.
34:59I'm Kip, right?
35:09Christopher.
35:10Money's all dressed up.
35:11I'm Elena.
35:12Nice to meet you, Elena.
35:14I'm Scott.
35:14Pleasure.
35:15Scott.
35:16You look beautiful.
35:17You both do.
35:19Oh.
35:20Sorry.
35:21Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
35:28Okay.
35:28If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
35:31Yes.
35:32Of course.
35:32Great.
35:33Another beer, Scott?
35:34That'd be lovely.
35:35Are you enjoying the evening?
35:43I am.
35:44Are you?
35:46Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:52Talks this perfectly.
35:54Thanks.
35:55And thanks.
35:57I mean, you didn't have to.
35:58I wanted to.
36:03Okay.
36:05Elena knows.
36:08And I'm sorry.
36:10Yeah.
36:11I kind of got that.
36:13It's okay.
36:14She's discreet, right?
36:17Yeah, totally.
36:17Totally.
36:18I just...
36:19She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
36:23It's okay.
36:24Really?
36:25Very.
36:29This is so weird.
36:32Yeah.
36:33You should leave early.
36:34As soon as I do my speech.
36:35Eh, not before you dance with me.
36:37Pardon?
36:38I want to dance.
36:40Elena's a killer.
36:42How could I possibly say no?
36:49So?
36:50What are your intentions with my kid?
36:52I'm serious.
36:54He's crazy about you.
36:56I'm crazy about him, too.
36:57I really am.
36:59He's also miserable.
37:02Are you miserable, too?
37:05No.
37:08Wait.
37:09What do you mean?
37:11Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
37:13He's not.
37:13He is.
37:16Eyes on me, handsome.
37:17I'm doing my best.
37:22I love him.
37:23I just can't do better right now.
37:27I've been honest.
37:28I know.
37:29And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
37:32But it's killing him.
37:41I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
37:43I'm really not.
37:44And you seem great.
37:45But he's great, too.
37:52He deserves the best.
37:56He deserves sunshine.
38:08And so do you.
38:09It's my birthday on Sunday.
38:20I know.
38:21I already got the key to lined up.
38:23Surf and turf.
38:25Because we're not choosing.
38:28You know the Kingfisher?
38:30It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
38:33Mm-hmm.
38:34A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
38:38It's not even really a party.
38:40It's just hanging out or whatever.
38:42Right.
38:43It's a gay bar.
38:45But it's not a club.
38:47It's just a bar.
38:48It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:51It's too.
38:52And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:56As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:58I mean, Maria knows.
38:59My friend Sean knows.
39:01They know that you buy smoothies from me.
39:08I can't.
39:11I can't do that.
39:15I wish I could.
39:16I want to.
39:19I want to tell everyone.
39:22I want people to know you're mine.
39:25That I love you.
39:27I love you too.
39:29Soon, maybe.
39:30And in a few years.
39:39I know.
39:40I know how it sounds.
39:42But it'll go by quickly.
39:43I promise.
39:45And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:48I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:56And I know that they're your family.
39:59And that you feel responsible for them.
40:01And I get that, Scott.
40:02I really, really get that.
40:05But I have a family too.
40:10And I keep lying to them.
40:13And I don't want to.
40:16And I miss them.
40:17I miss my dad.
40:21Sorry.
40:22That's not what I meant.
40:23It's okay.
40:24I know what you meant.
40:29I'm gonna go home tonight.
40:33I need to.
41:04Thank you for coming.
41:06For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
41:11But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
41:16My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
41:20And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
41:27Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
41:30Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
41:34I didn't have anybody else to help me.
41:39I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey.
41:44And they will go home.
41:50No doubt.
41:52No doubt.
41:53No doubt.
41:53Not yet.
41:54I don't know.
41:55Bye.
41:55Bye.
41:55Bye.
41:57Bye.
42:02Bye.
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