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Heated Rivalry (2025) Season 1 Episode 2 - Olympians
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:21Que los forever.
01:30Let's go.
01:32Good job, give you a head, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker on the ice for Boston.
02:32You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:39You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:46You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:53You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:00You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:06You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker, get lost forever.
03:21You think I'm pretty, close it off, linebacker.
03:26No, stop.
03:56Just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said, I'll see you.
03:59Who wanna be up?
04:00Who wanna be ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:07And get out with me.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:13Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:20Mm-hmm.
06:51Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:26Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14Shit.
09:22It's the want.
09:23It's the want.
09:25I have one.
09:25Don't worry, it will fit.
09:44Oh, wow, wow.
09:46You think this will be enough?
09:48Fuck off.
09:55Where were you?
10:02Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:10Please don't go.
10:18Please don't go.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:35He's okay.
10:39I'm sorry.
10:40You're okay.
10:53I feel okay?
10:58You look okay.
11:00It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:13Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29Okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
12:04What the hell are you?
12:09No, the bed's all dirty.
12:11What?
12:12Shut up.
12:15No, the bed's all dirty.
12:16No, the bed's all dirty.
12:18What?
12:19Shut up.
12:20No, the bed's all dirty.
12:21No, the bed's all dirty.
12:22No, the bed's all dirty.
12:23No, the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:25Shut up.
12:26Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:27So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:51I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes. Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:02Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:12Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:18Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:21Such a good drink.
14:23Your cab is definitely here.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for Top Story here at Sochi Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard bill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:37No.
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:59You look great in silver, Vonnie. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:24What do you mean?
16:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:30I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
16:35me.
16:36Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:39Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:44Yes!
16:45Yes!
16:46Who are you?
16:47No, no, no, no, no.
16:48No, no.
16:49No, no, no.
16:50No, no.
16:51No, no, no, no, no.
16:52No, no.
16:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:56Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:26Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:56We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:24Fuck.
18:26That's it.
18:27I'll be right back.
18:27I'll be right back.
18:28You need to meet him.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening.
18:46No matter what you are.
18:49It's an honor to me.
18:51You have to be an honor to be.
18:53After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
19:00Latvian.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06It's not sad to you.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:20Now I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our squadron is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:50You, ma'am, you're gone.
19:51You, ma'am?
19:52You're dead.
19:53No, my mother is dead.
19:54You, ma'am, you're dead.
19:55You, ma'am, you're dead.
19:56You remember your mother?
19:58You remember me?
19:59I'm in your house.
20:00You remember my mother?
20:01You remember her?
20:02You were dead.
20:03I was dead.
20:05You were dead.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:15We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course.
20:36I'm always in the same way.
20:38And everything is on the altar.
20:39And what would you do?
20:41He's not in the form.
20:43He's not in the form.
20:45He needs to be отдыхed.
20:47We have to pay for the United States.
20:49He's good.
20:51He's good.
20:53He's good.
20:55He's always a problem.
20:57He's always a problem.
20:59He's always a problem.
21:01I'm not a problem.
21:03I'm not a problem.
21:04I'm not a problem.
21:05I'm not a problem.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'll drive you in a bar.
21:18And he's going to need one cup.
21:20Look how she was behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be a good idea if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:33I'm going to have something interesting to you.
21:50It's been a long time ago, Sash.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him against me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him against me.
22:22It doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:29My father...
22:30Your father is a fool who will punish you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And blame on these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance for the Cup in this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:43Yes, it is true.
22:44Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:51I think that in this year you'll be able to win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03You have a problem of the match.
23:05You are a bad guy.
23:06You are a bad guy.
23:07You are a bad guy.
23:08You are a bad guy.
23:09You have a bad guy.
23:09Well, it's good to show you.
23:11It's good to see you.
23:13It's the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:16You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much before.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco.
23:25They are good, but too young.
23:28So you won't win a year ago, than I've been talking about with Satsune.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38You'll need to be perfect for tomorrow.
23:42You'll always be perfect for tomorrow.
23:43Yes, but you'll need to talk about it.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye.
23:57Well, what's up?
24:01How are you, Sasha?
24:04There is great.
24:07I just love this place.
24:11Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14The girls are just beautiful.
24:16I'm mad.
24:17I'm mad, Chiqui.
24:20No.
24:22You've seen the French boys, right?
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:26Oh, my God, I'm not going to do anything.
24:38You don't know how you are, you don't lie, you don't flirt in the answer.
24:49Rаньше ты был веселее, умнее.
25:08Здесь? Серьёзно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебя. Если память меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да, это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно, поехали куда-нибудь.
25:39Нет.
25:50Ладно, я найду вечеринку.
25:55Окей.
26:04Пока, Илья.
26:05Он был рад тебя видеть.
26:24Что случилось?
26:26Да, да, да, да, да!
26:30Что я должен делать?
26:31supposed to do it i don't know my mom told me to get by oh my god there's uh ginger ale on the pitch
26:39okay playoffs are over you cannot keep the beer that's not a rule you just make that up
26:43oh hollander is that a rule unfortunately it is you can barely even grow one no no
26:48fuck you swedish in bread come on jay just do it hey then
26:57it's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak
27:00you know that ilia rosanov wants this bad rosanov and the raiders have been on fire since the
27:05olympic birth a heartbreaking games for the russians seems to have only intensified the young boston
27:11captain he's on a tear scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games okay listen the up
27:19look i don't give a how many goals i've scored i don't give a how i played two nights ago
27:27i don't need to think about that that was yesterday that was before
27:30now i only need one thing i need to win here at home tonight
27:43as much fun as it would be to go to california and humiliate them there but i want to hear our fans
27:49i want to hear them scream i want to fuck san francisco
27:57i know you can do it i've seen you do it i've seen every one of you do it
28:02so leave it all the fuck out there tonight
28:07because this is our fucking night this is our fucking cup
28:15i can't believe that assholes about to win the cup shane hates it the most
28:33what you hate rosanoff of course but he's very good at hockey the best probably uh no you're the
28:43fucking best all-hander okay not that animal that should show cock sucking russia
28:48and that is that the boston raiders are your mlh champions what a comeback story this year
28:55for milia rosanoff the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs leading his team in
29:01block shots 15 shots
29:14well nice watch i gave this to you for free or what where the fuck were you on five seconds
29:42yeah 25 seconds or even doing and now presenting the lord tower award i was busy
29:50was who
30:00but the most important thing is the frames we make along the way hey before we give out next award
30:09can i get a selfie with you what come on when will this ever happen again buddy okay fine but hurry up
30:24great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance
30:28great give me your number i'll text them to you no chance and the lord talent award for most sportsman-like player goes to
30:45your number i'll text them to you no chance to show them what you're talking about
30:47while they can get to them
31:00so
31:03well
31:15what
31:18what the fuck do you want
31:20Rosanoff
31:21you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:24months
31:25you won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera
31:28pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show
31:31so yeah what the fuck do you actually want
31:34from me
31:35well
31:38I want you to suck
31:42my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable
31:45you suck my dick
31:46maybe as nicely
32:02yeah please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:31please
32:34no
32:45what
32:49no
32:51we will go back to our seats
32:54watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after
32:59and then when I've been waiting all night
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and I will maybe
33:08maybe
33:10do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17I uh I read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no
33:24the new yorker is boring
33:25my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:31so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:35genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win MVP tonight
33:46I will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:49and if you win
34:07good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:21I'm going to get this position on the deck.
34:31I'll line up.
34:33I'll line up.
34:35I'll line up.
34:40Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:10You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
36:10Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:42It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54I'll do it for you.
36:55I'll be right at him.
36:56You could have...
36:57I'll be right at you.
36:57You can kind of get to check in there.
36:59So, there's a tough view around now.
37:02Let's go.
37:10If you're 잘� 아무�relson you could have like aсти.
37:12I'll just head to a mountain now.
37:13The list is already safe for me.
37:14What?
37:15I love the blue agency like this.
37:16I love the pink明ians flying.
37:17I love the white spikes coming out here.
37:19do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:49fuck
37:55are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:07I need
38:11what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:20I need you
38:49I need you
38:50I need you
38:51I need you
38:52I need you
38:52I need you
38:54I need you
38:54I need you
38:56I need you
38:56I need you
38:57I need you
38:58I need you
38:58I need you
38:59I need you
39:00I need you
39:01I need you
39:02I need you
39:02I need you
39:03I need you
39:04So Russia this year was something else?
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one I think.
40:36I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:43Yeah, me too I shoulda.
40:47So uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye Hollander.
41:02Oh.
41:03Okay.
41:05Oh.
41:06Oh.
41:07Oh.
41:09Oh.
41:11Oh.
41:13Oh.
41:14Oh.
41:15Oh.
41:16Let's go.
41:46Let's go.
42:16Let's go.
42:46Let's go.
43:16Let's go.
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