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Heated Rivalry The Series
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander!
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59I'm playing wave.
01:00You're leaning wave.
01:01You're in our wave.
01:02You've handed up.
01:03So bad.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:07You're in our wave.
01:08root 500 म54
01:15000 к160
01:16what the fuck are you doing in the room?
01:22rats
01:27Let's go!
01:57Give you a hand, a golden star.
02:01You think you're clever, good God.
02:05She took a break, made a mistake, when she made driver.
02:12Get lost forever.
02:16Get lost forever.
02:20Get lost forever.
02:25You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:30Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston.
02:32Tomorrow we'll be fine.
02:34Have you lost the game tonight?
02:36That's right, probably.
02:38This one is on the main channel.
02:41I really wanna get out soon.
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree at the top of the hill.
03:03It's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:14You're washed up irrelevant.
03:18I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:26You're Shh.
03:29Do you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty?
03:34You said you scare you?
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say it's scary, y'all
03:41Most people do, and this is the real world, honey
03:45In spite of everything, I guess there's just no city
03:50Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:01You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:04Nice try, now get out of the way
04:09You're in our way, get lost forever
04:13Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else
04:44I'm not even now
04:46Whatever you need, Captain
04:48Hey Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like 10?
04:52Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:01Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:06And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks guys
05:19Mmhmm
05:20Mmhmm
05:21Mmhmm
05:23Mmhmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:06You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:37For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:54Wow, nice place.
07:56Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:30So what do you want me?
08:32In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22You're welcome.
09:23No, you're welcome.
09:25No, you're welcome.
09:26Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:56Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:14Please don't go.
10:19Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:34He's okay.
10:38He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:57Yeah.
10:59Is he okay?
11:09It's you.
11:13It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:17It's you.
11:21It's you.
11:25It's you.
11:27Let's go.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:31It's you right?
11:32Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, God, I wonder.
12:03Oh, God, I wonder what the hell are you doing?
12:23Another bezel, dude.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:31I will show it now, okay?
12:58You killed me, Linder.
13:00I'm dead.
13:02That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait?
13:12I should go.
13:24So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:38Yeah.
13:40Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:57My father, yes.
13:59Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:01Cool.
14:03Cool.
14:05Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:09Dreaming of what?
14:10Ron's medal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself for us now.
14:22Mm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:32Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:38Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:50For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:02A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:13Je déboule dans Paris
15:20Pierre qui roule de la cigale à la fourmi
15:28Le cœur encore endormi
15:34All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Hey.
15:41Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:42Be nice, Vonnie.
15:43Be nice, dude.
15:44I fucking lost to Lafayette.
15:45Did you see that game?
15:46Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:59Trust me.
16:00You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:01Don't even stress.
16:02Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:12He's probably right.
16:13The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18Train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23I'd love to show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:43What do you mean?
16:44The way through this will be together.
16:45I'm supposed to hear you, guys.
16:46Ñ‘ amor
16:47co
16:49What do you mean,
16:50what do you mean,
16:51where you mean,
16:52where you need to know what damage is going to be,
16:53socialДа
16:59That's but it actually is aulsivity that gone off,
17:02visual覆nd
17:03against a bar
17:04And some doubt
17:05versus esf ideas
17:06So Q
17:08Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to go find the bathroom.
17:38Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:18No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:20Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:38You're fine.
18:40Come on.
18:41Where did you go?
18:42Yes, I'm fine.
18:44You're fine.
18:45You're fine.
18:46You're fine.
18:47You're fine.
18:48No.
18:49That's all.
18:50You have to be a witness.
18:52You've been a witness.
18:53After yesterday's time you won...
18:58...Latvius.
19:00And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it before?
19:05Do you not regret it?
19:06Not regret it, father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:19I'm playing now better than when I was.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not playing.
19:26It's a game.
19:27It's a game.
19:28What's this for American absurd?
19:30What's this game?
19:31You, captain, you're doing it.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:43Who's it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:48She doesn't know how to do this.
19:54No, father.
19:56Mom, do you remember her?
19:58Mom, do you remember her?
20:00I remember her.
20:01I remember her.
20:04I was in the view of your mother.
20:06Where's Polina?
20:08Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13Of course.
20:18We need to go.
20:19Get out of this morning.
20:21To be sure.
20:25I want to meet the minister.
20:29Yes.
20:31You ready?
20:32Go.
20:33Yes, the guy is always the same.
20:36He is always the worst.
20:39But he is not in any way.
20:40He is the one who was not in the form.
20:42Don't be in any way.
20:45He is out there, he is still in the US.
20:48He is good, good.
20:51He is good for you.
20:53He is good for you.
20:55But he is a problem with the leader.
20:58You are too much talking about.
21:07You are too much talking about.
21:11Especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one more time.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:33It would be interesting.
21:35Time to drink.
21:51Time to drink, Aliyah.
21:57Time to drink.
22:00I think you played well.
22:05I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach in hockey,
22:13you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I ask for what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:25It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:38when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it is.
22:43The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:49I think you will win this year.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he's traumatized.
23:00Where do you know all this?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03With a traumatized brother, you can't go there.
23:06You can't go there.
23:08Well, you can't see her in Chicago even well.
23:12You can't go there.
23:13You can win a lot.
23:14You can win whoever you want in the country.
23:16In Chicago.
23:18Not that earlier.
23:20that earlier in the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28And so you'll win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I've been talking about with her.
23:36Thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you'll need to be perfect.
23:42You'll always look perfect.
23:43Right. But you'll need to agree with us.
23:48We'll meet again soon.
23:50Okay, Pavel.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's the trip, Sasha?
24:03There's great.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club with my head.
24:13The girls are just beautiful.
24:17And the boys...
24:20Well...
24:22You've seen the French people, right?
24:25Yes, Ilya?
24:26I'm a fan of the French people, right?
24:27I'm a fan of the French people.
24:32I'm a fan of the French people.
24:33I'm a fan of the French people.
24:36Right.
24:37I'm here.
24:38And, in the French people, I'm a fan of the French people.
24:43I love the French people.
24:44You can answer it in the answer.
24:50You were more fun than you would have.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:11It was the danger that it would have caused you.
25:16If you remember me, it doesn't change.
25:21We are already the children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a wedding.
25:54Okay.
26:03I'll go.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:08Okay.
26:09Captain's here.
26:10Yeah!
26:11Yeah!
26:12Yeah!
26:13Yeah!
26:14Yeah!
26:15Yeah!
26:16Yeah!
26:17I just pulled them down.
26:18What am I supposed to do?
26:19I don't know.
26:20My mom told me to get by.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:22You said you could have a girl meeting.
26:23There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:24Okay, playoffs are over.
26:25You cannot keep the beer.
26:26That's not a rule.
26:27You just made that up.
26:28Oh, Hollander.
26:29Is that a rule?
26:30Unfortunately, it is.
26:31Fuck you, Hollander.
26:32You can barely even grow one.
26:33No, no.
26:34Fuck you, Swedish and Fred.
26:35Fuck you, AJ.
26:36Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:37Boys, it's starting.
26:38Boys, it's starting.
26:39Turn it up.
26:40It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:42As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:44Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
26:45A heartbreaking game, so the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston
26:46calendar.
26:47Ooh.
26:48He's on a tear.
26:49Scoring ten goals over the past six months ago, and they were a little bit of a
26:51whole game.
26:52Oh, I think I grew up.
26:53You don't have to do it.
26:54No, I'm not.
26:55You're a big fan.
26:56I'm a big fan.
26:57I'm a big fan.
26:59Oh, I'm a big fan.
27:00You have to do it.
27:01I'm a big fan.
27:02Of course, I'm a big fan.
27:03You're a big fan.
27:04I'm a big fan.
27:05I'm a big fan.
27:06I'm a big fan.
27:07I'm a big fan.
27:08Oh, I'm a big fan.
27:09intensified the young Boston captain.
27:12He's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:05Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:17I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He jumps against.
29:03And obviously, the couple of guys.
29:07Get your name, Lamar!
29:09Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I get those two for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:53But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34...
31:00well what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six
31:24months you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then
31:29for some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:38i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
31:59maybe yes nicely
32:02yeah please
32:10if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that
32:21please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:32please
32:34no
32:45what
32:49no
32:51we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
32:59and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room
33:06and i will maybe maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:12when did your english get so good
33:17i uh i read the new yorker now
33:21really
33:23no the new yorker is boring
33:26my dad loves it
33:30ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow
33:35genetic
33:37let's make a deal
33:43if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:49and if you win
33:53good luck
34:12good luck
34:12good luck
34:28good luck
34:32good luck
34:38better
34:42Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:12You're such an asshole.
35:42You're such an asshole.
36:12You're such an asshole.
36:14You're such an asshole.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:44I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:52It's your reward.
36:54I'll never forget.
36:58you ready?
37:00You're so just that one of my favorites.
37:02You don't have to watch.
37:04I don't know what you're afraid of.
37:06I won't miss you.
37:08I don't know why.
37:10I don't know.
37:11I'm not gonna sit here.
37:12do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need you what you know tell me
38:16you i need you
38:26i need you
38:30i need you
38:33i need you
38:37i need you
38:40i need you
38:42i need you
38:44i need you
38:51i need you
39:23So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:53Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:23What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Bye, Hollander.
41:10Thanks for listening to my channel.
41:13I'll do the next time.
41:18We'll see you next time.
41:19I can see you next time.
41:23I'mkraft Goblin.
41:24Let's go.
41:54Let's go.
42:24Let's go.
42:54Let's go.
43:24Let's go.
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